K.C. Undercover (2015) s02e01 Episode Script
Coopers Reactivated!
1 Okay, Dad, move to your right.
Ernie, to your left.
Faster! Faster.
You gotta move faster.
Mom, you gotta move your butt.
Move it.
Move it.
KC, stop barking out orders like we're on a mission.
This is a dance revolution, not an actual revolution.
Yeah, and you tell me to move my butt one more time, you won't be able to sit on yours.
I'm sorry, okay.
I don't know what's worse, losing Judy, not being able to be a spy anymore, or watching Ernie drop it like it's hot.
And by the way, it's not.
Well, I wouldn't really have time to dance if you hadn't gotten us kicked out of the Organization.
I know, I know.
Okay, it's all my fault.
Why don't we just blame the whole thing on KC? That's what we're doing.
I feel terrible, and I'm trying everything I can to get us back in, and I promise, - I'm never gonna give up.
- That's my girl.
Now do me a favor.
Give up! It's been over a month.
The Organization isn't returning your calls.
They're not answering emails.
Based on my experience, it sounds like they just wanna be friends, but they don't.
Look, honey, Judy's been reassigned, and we're not spies anymore.
I know it's tough, but it's time that we moved on with our lives.
Your mother's right.
Our days of excitement and danger are over.
(Laughing) You did it, Jackal.
The Coopers might have put you away, but they couldn't keep you locked up.
I know.
I only just spent ten months digging my way out.
No prison can hold the Jackal.
I'm comin' for you, Coopers.
Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, no way to learn Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
Ernie, what are you wearing? Now that I'm no longer a spy, I've decided to be an inventor.
Really? 'Cause it looks like you've decided never to know the touch of a woman.
You happen to be looking at a million-dollar idea.
The jack-pack.
One part jacket, one part backpack.
And two parts terrible.
Where exactly are you gonna sell it at? Bad Ideas R Us? (Cackling) Hi, KC.
How's it going? Oh, feeling great.
I feel amazing.
In fact, I'm not thinking about the Organization at all.
Ernie's moving on with his life, why can't I? Well, in order to move on with your life, you had to have had one in the first place.
What are you talking about? For your information, I was leading a double life.
That's true.
Unfortunately, one was secret, and the other one was boring.
KC, you were so busy trying to keep a low profile, people don't even know you go to this school.
That is all types of ridiculous.
Hey, what's crackin', Marisa? What's up, new girl? Uh, Darien, it's KC.
You've known me since second grade.
KC? I thought you died.
Wait, if that wasn't you, then whose funeral did I go to? What are you talking about? I sit next to you every day in business class.
Business class? I don't think so.
I've only flown coach.
Anyways, gotta get back to class.
See you at the game, right, Marisa? Oh, and glad you're not dead, Katie.
It's KC, and you know me! Okay, you're right.
Um, excuse me? I said you were right.
Oh, I know, it just happens so rarely, I wanted to hear it again.
I cannot believe that people literally do not know who I am.
I might as well be dead.
If I'm not gonna be a spy anymore, I can at least be someone that people notice.
Know what? It's time for a new me.
Finally.
Santa got my letters.
Okay, new KC.
Let's go hang out with bad boys at the mall.
I think Juvie Joey will really like you.
Marisa, I was thinking about getting involved with something at school, so people know that I exist.
Something like, uh like the math team.
Sounds like the new you is a lot like the old you.
Boring! Hey! How many times do I have to tell you use yesterday's teabag.
Yesterday's teabag! I've been using yesterday's teabag for five yesterdays.
At this point, I'm just drinking hot water with a hint of string.
Well, I'm sorry, but we need to cut back.
Plus, tea is for fancy people with jobs who can afford to heat water.
Okay, Craig, look, I know it's a tough time.
Everything has changed, and it's scary.
Maybe we just need a distraction.
Something that'll keep us busy but won't cost a cent.
I know.
Let's have another baby.
That makes no sense, and costs a lot of cents.
- Oh, come on.
We're good at babies.
- Absolutely not.
Please.
Just one itty-bitty teeny-tiny little baby.
Get away from me, crazy lady.
You know what? You're right.
I am acting crazy.
I think it's because I just miss Judy so much.
It's okay, honey.
Judy is with a new family now, and I'm sure they love her just as much as we do.
Morning, Agent Graham, Agent Penelope.
Soft-boiled eggs again? Deja pew! Can't you eat a scrambled egg up in this joint? (British accent) What do you care? You don't even eat.
You're just a machine.
Interesting.
You're the person, yet I'm the one with the personality.
Anywho when I lived with the Coopers, we used to talk at breakfast about our plans for the day.
Yes, you've mentioned that for the past 37 days in a row.
Actually, Judy, we do have a very important assignment for you.
Now we're talkin'.
What do you got? We want you to go into your box, and don't come out until we call you.
But that's the 37th time that I've had that mission.
Maybe this time, you'll get it right.
FYI, I don't like you guys either.
Well, I tried to join the math team but then they said I wasn't part of their equation, and then laughed hysterically.
That is kind of funny.
Math team, equation.
They are mean.
I also tried out for the glee club, but they turned me down because apparently, you have to be able to "carry a tune.
" At least they didn't laugh.
Oh, no, they laughed, in three-part harmony.
I tried to join in, but then again, they're right.
I can't carry a tune.
I also tried out for the debate team, and the yearbook committee, but it's all taken because it's the middle of the year.
How am I supposed to make a name for myself now? Don't worry.
I have a solution to your problems.
Soon, everyone will be talking about KC Cooper.
Ta-da! And what exactly does this hand towel have to do with anything? It's a dress.
Marisa, I am not wearing that.
I show less skin to my dermatologist.
But there is a dance coming up Oh, yes, right, right.
The dance.
Perfect.
If you want everyone to know who you are, why don't you just go with a guy that everyone knows? Yeah, for sure, yeah.
And maybe if that works out, he could offer my dad two cows and a donkey for my hand in marriage.
Marisa, I don't need a guy to help me stand out, okay? I wanna be able to stand out on my own.
Well, the way you dance, you'll definitely stand out.
Okay, I get it.
I'm not a great dancer.
But there is still a way for me to be the center of attention at the dance.
Put the postage stamp away.
What I'm saying is, I am going to deejay the dance.
But they already have a deejay.
DJ Mike.
You must know who he is.
Everybody does.
Oh, okay.
Now I see why you wanna be the deejay.
How's your day going, guv'nors? That information is classified.
I don't know why the Pilgrims wanted to get away from y'all.
Ooh, the Real House-boos marathon.
Who's your favorite house-boo boo? I've heard enough.
Turn it off.
Fine.
I wasn't talking to you.
Please, turn it off.
With pleasure.
By the by, Penners, what, pray tell, is a house-boo? I'd rather die not knowing.
Oh, hey, Darien, wait up.
How you doin', Katie? Uh, actually, it's Katie's doin' fine.
Thanks for asking.
I actually have to ask you a favor.
I know that you're the head of the dance committee, and I really wanna deejay at tomorrow's dance.
Sorry, wish I could help, but DJ Mike's already doing it.
See ya later, Katie.
Okay, you don't know me.
And I mean literally, because my name is KC.
But I don't really take no for an answer, so How about you just let me deejay at the dance, and let's not make this weird.
Uh, it's already gotten weird.
What are you doing in here? Uh, blushing.
What's your name? Great.
Another person at the school who doesn't know me.
KC: Yeah, that's right.
What's up, everybody? Who's ready to get their dance on with DJ KC? D-D-D-D-DJ KC.
(Scratching sound) Um, KC, what happened to DJ Mike? He may or may not have thought that the dance was cancelled.
Why do I think that D-D-D-DJ KC wikka wikka told him that? Yeah, well, Marisa, at least now, people are gonna know who I am.
All right, yeah! It's DJ KC on the ones and twos.
That's DJ K to the C.
That's KC.
Cooper.
That's K to the C to the C to the O to the O to the P (Feedback whines) A little deejay tip.
You might wanna let the music play long enough for people to actually dance.
True dat, true dat.
You know what, I'm gonna just let this playlist rock for a little bit.
(Dance music plays) Hey, hey.
That's right.
You know.
DJ KC keepin' it real.
Y'all feelin' that? You feelin' that? You feelin' that? Yeah, that's a beat dropped on you by DJ KC.
Go! Yeah, DJ KC's all about those BPM's.
That's beats per minute, according to Wiki-wiki-Wikipedia.
All right, everybody.
Let's make some noise! Okay, when I say DJ, y'all say KC.
DJ.
(Booing) Close.
Very close.
One more time.
When I say DJ, you say KC.
DJ! (Booing) You stink.
Not quite.
(Nervous chuckle) All right.
When I say DJ, you say KC.
DJ! (Booing loudly) I liked you better when you were dead.
Okay! Okay.
Now we're gettin' it, right? One more time.
When I say DJ, you say KC.
DJ! - Get her outta here.
- DJ KC out! Should've worn the dress.
Agent Graham, Agent Penelope, you have to see this.
Judy, what did we tell you? We don't watch television in this house.
Then why do you have one? Good point.
Put it in the rubbish, Graham, and why don't you take you know what with it? Why don't you take it down a notch, Snooty Blume? I just saw breaking news that the Jackal escaped from prison, and is heading towards D.
C.
And we care why? The Coopers are the ones that put him away.
I've been programmed not to contact them, but someone has to warn them.
Why didn't someone warn us that she won't shut up about the Coopers? They are no longer your concern.
Graham, reset her.
Don't even try it.
I can take you down with two thumbs.
And I can take you down with one.
I win! Hey, did you guys notice the car in front of our house? There's a couple of guys just sitting out there.
Yeah, it's probably some fans of D-D-D-DJ KC! D-d-d-doubtful.
They look really shady.
They could be enemy agents.
Bro, we're not spies anymore, so it's time to build a bridge and get over it.
Your sister's right.
You need to stop thinking everything's suspicious.
You also have to stop looking out the window with binoculars.
You gonna get arrested.
Look, bro (Clears throat) I understand, okay.
It took me a while to transition from being a teenage spy to a regular high school girl/superstar deejay.
Who are you kidding? You were a disaster.
(Scoffs) A disaster.
People loved me.
You heard them screaming my name.
Oh, I didn't know your name was "Boo, you stink.
" Dad! Would you two please stop arguing? Ow! What the Look, guys, my deejay career has just begun.
I'm still waiting to hear back about that bat mitz Yeah, that's right.
Still got it.
Oh, no.
- Everybody okay? - Yeah.
I'm a little groggy, but I'm good.
Ernie? Ten more minutes, Mom.
I wore my clothes to bed last night so I could sleep in.
It's pajamas.
It's a backpack.
It's a pajampack.
How long have I been talking? Fourteen years.
Fourteen long years.
I wish I knew who was behind this.
Anyone got any ideas? The last thing I remember is passing out and waking up in this white room.
(Gasps loudly) We're in heaven?! Yes, Ernie, because being stuck in a room with you for all eternity is my idea of heaven.
Hello, Coopers.
Follow me.
Agent Johnson is God?! We're not in heaven.
Then that means we're We're not dead.
This better work, Graham.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about the Coopers.
Don't worry, my love.
This robot reboot should do the trick.
Greetings and salutations.
I'm Judy.
How may I assist you? Capital job, Graham.
Welcome to our home, little robot.
R2-D2 is a robot, honey.
I'm a Judy.
Junior undercover digital youth.
And do yourself a favor.
Don't get all up in my grill again.
Now, have either of you contacted the Coopers about the Jackal? Or a decorator about this apartment? Forgive the dramatics, but I thought it was time for us to talk.
Oh, so you decided to shoot us with darts.
How about the next time, you just shoot us an email? We had a training session scheduled, so two birds, one stone.
By the way, those darts are in clinic trial, so if you experience any bowel irritation or hair loss, let us know.
Okay, start talking, Agent Johnson.
What's going on? The Jackal has escaped from prison.
The Jackal.
This is not good.
Not good? It's awful.
Catching the Jackal was one of the most dangerous missions we've ever had.
We're lucky we survived.
That man is a lunatic.
I heard his request for his final meal was his prison guard Ted.
I knew he'd escape.
You should've put him in something that was impossible to get out of, like a group text.
So is that why you brought us in, to keep us safe? If by safe, you mean use you as bait, then yes.
The Jackal wants to get to your family.
The plan is, use all of you to lure him into the open, and that's where we'll recapture him.
Are you crazy? That's a suicide mission.
We realize that, so in return, we're willing to let the family back in to the Organization.
You know, assuming you survive.
- We'll do it.
- Absolutely not.
I will not allow my family to be a part of this.
So you're gonna do it alone? Craig, you are my hero.
That's my dad.
Craig, I have called you a mediocre spy many times behind your back, and a few times to your face.
But this is a new you.
Color me impressed.
- Hold up.
This is not right.
- Thank you, Ernie.
It's not right unless we get Judy back.
Excuse me? You know what? He's right.
If my dad is going to single-handedly risk his life against this bloodthirsty maniac, - we want Judy.
- You got her.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's been reassigned.
This sounds like it could be a deal breaker.
And even if it's not, are we sure we wanna be back in the Organization? I thought we were all moving on with our lives.
KC, what about your burgeoning deejay career? (Derisive laugh) What deejay career? I was awful.
Not even my Ypod would let me pick the songs.
Okay, well, Kira.
What about you? It's not too late to have another baby.
Oh, please.
That was the dumbest idea anyone has ever had.
Aside from the jackpack.
That's not true.
It could still take off.
It's a jacket, it's a backpack.
It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Choked me out three times today.
It sounds safer than going up against the Jackal.
What if I say no? Then you're not back in.
And the Jackal won't stop till he gets to your family.
We're talking about a guy who sporked his way out of prison.
Dad, face it.
Without the Organization's protection, we are sporked.
Fine.
I'll do it.
Yes! Yes, the team is finally back together again.
You know what? Judy is gonna be so excited to see us.
This should do it.
I've wiped her memory board clean.
There should be no trace of her former self.
Hello.
My name is 30287459-YLT.
How may I be of service to you? Splendid.
But from now on, your new name is Sally.
My new name is Sally.
How may I be of service to you? Aren't you wondering how the Coopers are? The Coopers? I'm not sure who the Coopers are.
Oh.
According to the Organization data files, the Coopers are a disgraced former spy family that are no longer of any interest to us.
All right, I just got details from the Organization about the Jackal mission.
They leaked intel that your dad is taking Judy to the carnival in Alexandria on Thursday night.
That's when the Jackal's gonna make his move.
Oh, I didn't know the carnival was in town.
Note to self: do not eat before getting on the tilt-a-whirl.
Bro, will you pay attention? This is the most important mission we've ever had.
Correction.
The most important mission your dad's ever had.
Look, Mom, I have got to back up Dad on this mission.
The man has barely moved in months, unless you count lifting potato chips to his face.
He is not in the best shape.
Whoo hoo! I just ran six miles in 40 minutes.
All right, so he's in okay shape.
Excuse me.
I trained so hard, I deserve a round of applause.
Man, what was in those potato chips? Dad, I am begging you.
You have to let me do this mission with you.
Why does this sound familiar? Oh, yeah, because you said it 200 times! Judy is coming back, and she's gonna be working with me.
The Jackal is out for blood.
That's why I chose Judy.
She doesn't have any.
(Knocking on door) Judy's back! (All exclaiming) Hello, Coopers.
I'm Agent Sally.
I'll be waiting quietly in sleep mode until we have a mission.
(Raucous laughter) Hey, Agent Sally, you being quiet girl, okay.
It's good to have you home, Judy.
Thank you.
Just one question.
Who's Judy? Who's Judy? Girl, you are on fire today.
No, I'm running at my recommended temperature.
Plus, in case of an emergency, I have a built-in fire extinguisher.
I don't think she's joking.
Looks like she's been reprogrammed.
I think her memory's been erased.
Great.
So not only do I not have my little sister back, but now we can't depend on her.
Dad, whether you like it or not, I'm gonna have to take her place.
Or Ernie could just fix her.
Okay, fine.
Fine.
But just to be safe, I'm gonna start training.
Yeah, uh, it's a little harder than it looks.
Good on you, Dad.
I think the only reason why the Jackal even escaped out of prison is to come after my family, right? But he's a bad, bad guy.
My dad won't even let me be a part of the mission.
Can I ask a question? Whatever happened to spies keeping secrets? Is that not a thing anymore? Okay, point taken.
But I'm still really, really worried about this.
You just need to stop thinking about it.
You need a distraction.
KC, hi.
I was just telling everyone in my department that you have one of the best math brains in school.
Well, I can't argue with that.
Given that, I assume your social calendar is rather free.
Well, I can't argue with that.
So I was hoping you could tutor one of my struggling students.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I'd be happy to help.
Plus I could really use the distraction.
Hey, Mrs.
G.
, I was looking at my schedule Darien, I was kind of already talking to Mrs.
G.
Of course, just send them right over, and I will tutor away.
Yeah, see, I was Again, Darien, please.
Okay, the world does not revolve around you.
Just have them get in contact with me, - and I'd be happy to help.
- Thank you.
Darien, contact KC.
Oh.
Look at that.
You're the student that needs help.
(Laughing) Who didn't see that coming? So when can we meet up? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let me check my schedule.
I am available for you around never.
Is it because I'm so good-looking, you don't trust yourself alone with me? Oh, so you have a bad grasp on math and reality.
Come on, I really need your help to pass math.
Oh, kinda like you helped me when I was trying to deejay at the dance? Maybe I should help you.
You could sit there and study, right, and I'll stand behind you and yell really supportive things like, "You stink.
You can't add.
You got 99 problems and you can't solve one.
" So, uh right after school today? Give me one good reason why I should help you.
It would be a distraction.
I'll see you at 3:00.
I'ma jack you up, Jackal.
Craig.
Craig, you've been at it for three hours.
You need to take a rest.
No.
If Ernie can't fix Judy, I'm gonna have to go in all by myself.
At least take a water break.
No! I didn't earn that water.
The Jackal isn't taking a break, and neither am I.
You wanna help? Put in your mouth guard and let me kick you in the face.
Sit your butt down right now! Okay, honey, it's me.
Now what's going on? Nothing.
- Craig! - Fine.
I'm afraid.
That we won't get back in the Organization? No, that I won't make it back from this mission.
The Jackal is a dangerous dude.
I need to be there for my family, and I can't be there if I'm not here.
Craig, I believe in you, and you're gonna be fine.
You always are, baby.
Thank you, baby.
I needed to hear that.
Okay.
Water break over.
I need to move.
- (Bones cracking) - Ow! Can't move, can't move.
Ooh, my back.
Okay, so obviously, when using matrix M, it's inverse, so matrix M to the negative one exists if and only if the determinant of M does not equal zero.
This is pre-calculus? What happens when I get to actual calculus? Slow down.
Okay, fine.
Sorry.
I forgot I had to go at jock speed.
(Slowly) Obviously, when using matrix M, and no, I'm not talking about the movie with Keanu Reeves What are you doing? I'm tutoring you.
Really? Because it feels like you're just cracking on me.
Are you saying I need a tutor to tutor me at tutoring you? KC, I really need to pass this test, or I can't play in the big game.
I'm sure the school is not gonna bench their star player because of one bad grade.
No, they won't, but my dad will.
And I promised him I wouldn't let football interfere with my grades, and I don't wanna disappoint my dad.
Wow.
Okay.
All right, well, I'll take this seriously if you do.
- Let's work, and let's get you that "A.
" - I'd be good with a "C.
" Yeah, good, 'cause I'm no miracle worker.
How's it going with Judy? Great.
All I need now is some copper wire, a soldering iron, - and a baseball bat.
- What do you need a bat for? To beat the heck out of whoever messed her up.
Craig: Keep working on it, Ernie.
I need Judy for the mission.
With all due respect, Dad, Judy's the least of your problems.
Is there something different in here, like new pillows or fresh flowers? Oh, it's Dad, hanging upside down in his "Ow, my back went out" machine.
Just relax.
I'm fine.
Fine? Really? You are in no position to take on the Jackal.
You're not even in a position to drink a glass of water.
I am doing this mission with Judy.
Uh-uh.
That is not gonna happen.
My back is better already.
Come on, flip me around.
Ow! Not better.
Worse, worse.
(Groaning) Oh, no, I stand corrected.
You definitely have this all under control.
You know what? I'm gonna go take a walk.
I need to clear my head.
Hey, Agent Johnson.
It's KC.
We need a new plan.
I'm comin' in.
Please, please, please.
Ernie, is that you? Yes, it's me.
You remember me? More important, you remember you? Yes, of course.
I'm Judy, and you're my big brother Ernie.
(Relieved sigh) Wow.
I thought for a minute that I'd never reprogram you right.
I'm sorry.
Reprogram me? What does that even mean? It means you were malfunctioning, and I needed to reprogram you.
Still not following.
You're a robot.
I'm a robot?! (Shrieking) What have you done to me? Help! Somebody help! I'm a monster! Calm down.
There's no reason to lose our head.
(Shrieking) Kira: Ernie, is everything all right up there? All good.
You know how sensitive electronics can be.
Ouch! Right in the power strip.
KC, I hate to sing my own praises, but you look fab-oo! (KC's voice) Wow! And everyone always told me I look like my mother.
Hey, you think maybe you can transform me into Beyoncé one day, just for the heck of it? Honey, I am good, but I'm not that good.
Agent Nelson, I need your help.
I've come up with a plan to save the Jackal mission.
I can't do it, but I'm thinking maybe you can make another agent look exactly like this guy.
Who looks exactly like me.
Hey, great minds think alike, hey, Cooper? You're not fooling anyone, KC.
KC? Why would you think I'm KC? Okay, I'm KC.
You can't do this.
No, Dad, you can't.
I can, and I have to.
Ooh, the plot thickens.
It's my fault we got kicked out of the Organization.
I have to make it right.
Besides, what other option do we have? Another agent puts on the makeup and risks their life.
- Not my daughter.
- That might catch the Jackal, but it won't get us back in the Organization.
You heard Agent Johnson.
It has to be one of us there tonight at the carnival.
From the mouths of babes.
Right, Craig? Oh.
I'm gonna have to redo this whole thing now.
Fine.
You can do the mission, but I won't be very far away.
If anything goes wrong Nothing is gonna go wrong.
Good.
And nothing is gonna distract me.
(Cell phone rings) Except Darien.
Ugh, that boy really is a distraction.
Two dates on prom night.
Lucky you.
Uh, I need a minute.
And I need some boom-boom tea.
Don't ask.
Yes, Darien.
- Hey, jerk.
- Jerk? Oh, you must've dialed the wrong number, because I know you're not talking to me.
You're supposed to be here tutoring me.
Why are you blowing me off? I'm not blowing you off.
Okay, I am blowing you off.
But I didn't have a choice.
KC, without your help, I'm gonna fail this test tomorrow.
- You don't know that.
- Yes, I do.
Because you let me down, I'm not able to play in the game.
So I'm letting down the whole team.
They were counting on me.
Don't talk to me about people counting on you.
People count on me all the time, and not for some stupid stuff like a game.
People count on me for things that actually matter like Like what? Like you know what? Never mind.
KC, I know you think I'm just a dumb jock, but I'm smart enough to know that when you say you're gonna show up for someone, you show up.
(Frustrated grunt) Trouble in paradise? Just put my face back on.
(KC's voice) I'm in.
Craig: Okay, KC, stay calm.
The place is crawling with undercover agents who are there to protect you.
Yep, I spotted 'em.
The only thing I haven't spotted so far is the Jackal, unless you wanna count that thing that balloon guy just made.
Although that could've been an oddly shaped poodle.
Are we sure the Jackal's actually gonna show up? Yes.
According to intel, he will definitely be there tonight seeking his revenge, so stay on high alert.
Copy that.
I'm gonna need a better vantage point if I wanna find the Jackal before he finds me.
Or should I say you? (Chuckles) And I think I just found it.
Why does she get to go on the Ferris wheel, and I'm stuck fixing a broken robot? Nobody better make a "you gotta be this tall to ride" joke.
There he is! Freeze, Jackal! (People screaming) Oh, KC, watch out! I'm comin' for you, Craig Cooper! And there's nowhere to hide! I knew this was a bad idea.
KC's vulnerable; she needs back-up.
You're right.
I'm going in.
No, Kira, I will not put you in danger, too.
You're hurt.
You can't do it.
Who else is gonna save her? Ernie? I'm right here.
It's bad enough when Dad does it, but you, too, Mom? I'm sorry, honey.
It's just that I'm under a lot of pressure.
Craig, it should be me.
You're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Come on, give me a hug for luck.
Craig! Sorry, honey.
Gotta do what I gotta do.
Ow.
Ow! Ow, ow! Well, don't just sit there, boy.
Get me out of these cuffs.
There's no way out of this, Craig.
And you're no match for me.
The years have really taken their toll on you.
That's right.
I'm not as young as I used to be, Jackal.
I'm younger.
Well, well, well.
KC Cooper.
I guess your father wasn't brave enough to show up.
No, he's brave enough.
He's just having some lumbar issues on his L5 S1.
But that's none of your business.
KC, hold on! (Jackal laughing) Look at that, Jackal.
Looks like the shoe's on the other foot.
Speaking of which If I go down, you go with me.
Come on, Ernie, KC needs me.
At least try to get these cuffs off me.
- Come on, Judy, be Judy.
- Ernie, will you give it up? You tried everything to fix her.
- Nothing is working.
- (Frustrated groan) Ow! My hand! Forget your hand.
What about your breath, bro? Judy! I did it! You're you again.
Who do you think you are, smackin' me upside the head? You're lucky I don't smack you right out this van.
Uh-oh.
You're you again.
Dad! Help! I can't get a shot, baby.
Both: Yes!! Yes.
It's okay.
I got you.
Ooh.
That cotton candy did not break his fall.
Judy, I am so glad to see you.
Yeah, I don't blame you.
Whoo hoo hoo! (Back cracks) Ow.
Hey, uh, is that seat taken? Yes.
(Clears throat) Oh, thank you so much.
- What do you want? - I want what you want.
Okay? I want what the entire school wants.
I want you to play in the game.
Okay, I may stink at math, but I know me minus a flaky tutor, plus a failing grade equals zero football.
Okay, okay, I deserve that.
Unless I don't, because you didn't fail.
What are you talking about? I just talked to Mrs.
Gutierrez.
It turns out you got a "B" on your test.
You passed all on your own.
I did? Really? I got a "B"? I guess you did teach me something in that first session.
You know, either that or I'm actually one of those late-in-life math geniuses.
Yeah, that's not a thing.
But if that is your way of thanking me, then you are welcome.
And if that's your way of saying you're sorry, then I accept.
I am sorry.
And I am thanking you.
Yo, guys.
I got a "B.
" (Cheering) Thank you, KC.
KC, KC, KC, KC! Would you look at that? People at this school really do know who I am.
Guys, guys.
Guess what.
I just got word we have been officially reinstated back into the Organization.
The Coopers are back, baby! It's good to be a spy again.
Well, technically, I never got kicked out, but yay for you humans.
(Bracelet alarm chirps) Look at that.
We just got our first mission.
We're going to Costa Rica.
Right now? But it's an all-new Cupcake Battle I wanna watch.
It's sprinkles versus swirls.
And I'm tired.
Plus Costa Rica is humid.
I just got my hair done.
Fine.
I'll just do the mission by myself.
- Ernie: Sounds good.
- Kira: Works for me.
- Judy: Bring me souvenirs.
- Craig: See ya.
Okay.
All right.
Well, here I do.
On my own.
Get your rear ends off the couch, and let's go! The Coopers are back, baby.
The Coopers are back.
Rob, your name's on TV.
Ernie, to your left.
Faster! Faster.
You gotta move faster.
Mom, you gotta move your butt.
Move it.
Move it.
KC, stop barking out orders like we're on a mission.
This is a dance revolution, not an actual revolution.
Yeah, and you tell me to move my butt one more time, you won't be able to sit on yours.
I'm sorry, okay.
I don't know what's worse, losing Judy, not being able to be a spy anymore, or watching Ernie drop it like it's hot.
And by the way, it's not.
Well, I wouldn't really have time to dance if you hadn't gotten us kicked out of the Organization.
I know, I know.
Okay, it's all my fault.
Why don't we just blame the whole thing on KC? That's what we're doing.
I feel terrible, and I'm trying everything I can to get us back in, and I promise, - I'm never gonna give up.
- That's my girl.
Now do me a favor.
Give up! It's been over a month.
The Organization isn't returning your calls.
They're not answering emails.
Based on my experience, it sounds like they just wanna be friends, but they don't.
Look, honey, Judy's been reassigned, and we're not spies anymore.
I know it's tough, but it's time that we moved on with our lives.
Your mother's right.
Our days of excitement and danger are over.
(Laughing) You did it, Jackal.
The Coopers might have put you away, but they couldn't keep you locked up.
I know.
I only just spent ten months digging my way out.
No prison can hold the Jackal.
I'm comin' for you, Coopers.
Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, no way to learn Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
Ernie, what are you wearing? Now that I'm no longer a spy, I've decided to be an inventor.
Really? 'Cause it looks like you've decided never to know the touch of a woman.
You happen to be looking at a million-dollar idea.
The jack-pack.
One part jacket, one part backpack.
And two parts terrible.
Where exactly are you gonna sell it at? Bad Ideas R Us? (Cackling) Hi, KC.
How's it going? Oh, feeling great.
I feel amazing.
In fact, I'm not thinking about the Organization at all.
Ernie's moving on with his life, why can't I? Well, in order to move on with your life, you had to have had one in the first place.
What are you talking about? For your information, I was leading a double life.
That's true.
Unfortunately, one was secret, and the other one was boring.
KC, you were so busy trying to keep a low profile, people don't even know you go to this school.
That is all types of ridiculous.
Hey, what's crackin', Marisa? What's up, new girl? Uh, Darien, it's KC.
You've known me since second grade.
KC? I thought you died.
Wait, if that wasn't you, then whose funeral did I go to? What are you talking about? I sit next to you every day in business class.
Business class? I don't think so.
I've only flown coach.
Anyways, gotta get back to class.
See you at the game, right, Marisa? Oh, and glad you're not dead, Katie.
It's KC, and you know me! Okay, you're right.
Um, excuse me? I said you were right.
Oh, I know, it just happens so rarely, I wanted to hear it again.
I cannot believe that people literally do not know who I am.
I might as well be dead.
If I'm not gonna be a spy anymore, I can at least be someone that people notice.
Know what? It's time for a new me.
Finally.
Santa got my letters.
Okay, new KC.
Let's go hang out with bad boys at the mall.
I think Juvie Joey will really like you.
Marisa, I was thinking about getting involved with something at school, so people know that I exist.
Something like, uh like the math team.
Sounds like the new you is a lot like the old you.
Boring! Hey! How many times do I have to tell you use yesterday's teabag.
Yesterday's teabag! I've been using yesterday's teabag for five yesterdays.
At this point, I'm just drinking hot water with a hint of string.
Well, I'm sorry, but we need to cut back.
Plus, tea is for fancy people with jobs who can afford to heat water.
Okay, Craig, look, I know it's a tough time.
Everything has changed, and it's scary.
Maybe we just need a distraction.
Something that'll keep us busy but won't cost a cent.
I know.
Let's have another baby.
That makes no sense, and costs a lot of cents.
- Oh, come on.
We're good at babies.
- Absolutely not.
Please.
Just one itty-bitty teeny-tiny little baby.
Get away from me, crazy lady.
You know what? You're right.
I am acting crazy.
I think it's because I just miss Judy so much.
It's okay, honey.
Judy is with a new family now, and I'm sure they love her just as much as we do.
Morning, Agent Graham, Agent Penelope.
Soft-boiled eggs again? Deja pew! Can't you eat a scrambled egg up in this joint? (British accent) What do you care? You don't even eat.
You're just a machine.
Interesting.
You're the person, yet I'm the one with the personality.
Anywho when I lived with the Coopers, we used to talk at breakfast about our plans for the day.
Yes, you've mentioned that for the past 37 days in a row.
Actually, Judy, we do have a very important assignment for you.
Now we're talkin'.
What do you got? We want you to go into your box, and don't come out until we call you.
But that's the 37th time that I've had that mission.
Maybe this time, you'll get it right.
FYI, I don't like you guys either.
Well, I tried to join the math team but then they said I wasn't part of their equation, and then laughed hysterically.
That is kind of funny.
Math team, equation.
They are mean.
I also tried out for the glee club, but they turned me down because apparently, you have to be able to "carry a tune.
" At least they didn't laugh.
Oh, no, they laughed, in three-part harmony.
I tried to join in, but then again, they're right.
I can't carry a tune.
I also tried out for the debate team, and the yearbook committee, but it's all taken because it's the middle of the year.
How am I supposed to make a name for myself now? Don't worry.
I have a solution to your problems.
Soon, everyone will be talking about KC Cooper.
Ta-da! And what exactly does this hand towel have to do with anything? It's a dress.
Marisa, I am not wearing that.
I show less skin to my dermatologist.
But there is a dance coming up Oh, yes, right, right.
The dance.
Perfect.
If you want everyone to know who you are, why don't you just go with a guy that everyone knows? Yeah, for sure, yeah.
And maybe if that works out, he could offer my dad two cows and a donkey for my hand in marriage.
Marisa, I don't need a guy to help me stand out, okay? I wanna be able to stand out on my own.
Well, the way you dance, you'll definitely stand out.
Okay, I get it.
I'm not a great dancer.
But there is still a way for me to be the center of attention at the dance.
Put the postage stamp away.
What I'm saying is, I am going to deejay the dance.
But they already have a deejay.
DJ Mike.
You must know who he is.
Everybody does.
Oh, okay.
Now I see why you wanna be the deejay.
How's your day going, guv'nors? That information is classified.
I don't know why the Pilgrims wanted to get away from y'all.
Ooh, the Real House-boos marathon.
Who's your favorite house-boo boo? I've heard enough.
Turn it off.
Fine.
I wasn't talking to you.
Please, turn it off.
With pleasure.
By the by, Penners, what, pray tell, is a house-boo? I'd rather die not knowing.
Oh, hey, Darien, wait up.
How you doin', Katie? Uh, actually, it's Katie's doin' fine.
Thanks for asking.
I actually have to ask you a favor.
I know that you're the head of the dance committee, and I really wanna deejay at tomorrow's dance.
Sorry, wish I could help, but DJ Mike's already doing it.
See ya later, Katie.
Okay, you don't know me.
And I mean literally, because my name is KC.
But I don't really take no for an answer, so How about you just let me deejay at the dance, and let's not make this weird.
Uh, it's already gotten weird.
What are you doing in here? Uh, blushing.
What's your name? Great.
Another person at the school who doesn't know me.
KC: Yeah, that's right.
What's up, everybody? Who's ready to get their dance on with DJ KC? D-D-D-D-DJ KC.
(Scratching sound) Um, KC, what happened to DJ Mike? He may or may not have thought that the dance was cancelled.
Why do I think that D-D-D-DJ KC wikka wikka told him that? Yeah, well, Marisa, at least now, people are gonna know who I am.
All right, yeah! It's DJ KC on the ones and twos.
That's DJ K to the C.
That's KC.
Cooper.
That's K to the C to the C to the O to the O to the P (Feedback whines) A little deejay tip.
You might wanna let the music play long enough for people to actually dance.
True dat, true dat.
You know what, I'm gonna just let this playlist rock for a little bit.
(Dance music plays) Hey, hey.
That's right.
You know.
DJ KC keepin' it real.
Y'all feelin' that? You feelin' that? You feelin' that? Yeah, that's a beat dropped on you by DJ KC.
Go! Yeah, DJ KC's all about those BPM's.
That's beats per minute, according to Wiki-wiki-Wikipedia.
All right, everybody.
Let's make some noise! Okay, when I say DJ, y'all say KC.
DJ.
(Booing) Close.
Very close.
One more time.
When I say DJ, you say KC.
DJ! (Booing) You stink.
Not quite.
(Nervous chuckle) All right.
When I say DJ, you say KC.
DJ! (Booing loudly) I liked you better when you were dead.
Okay! Okay.
Now we're gettin' it, right? One more time.
When I say DJ, you say KC.
DJ! - Get her outta here.
- DJ KC out! Should've worn the dress.
Agent Graham, Agent Penelope, you have to see this.
Judy, what did we tell you? We don't watch television in this house.
Then why do you have one? Good point.
Put it in the rubbish, Graham, and why don't you take you know what with it? Why don't you take it down a notch, Snooty Blume? I just saw breaking news that the Jackal escaped from prison, and is heading towards D.
C.
And we care why? The Coopers are the ones that put him away.
I've been programmed not to contact them, but someone has to warn them.
Why didn't someone warn us that she won't shut up about the Coopers? They are no longer your concern.
Graham, reset her.
Don't even try it.
I can take you down with two thumbs.
And I can take you down with one.
I win! Hey, did you guys notice the car in front of our house? There's a couple of guys just sitting out there.
Yeah, it's probably some fans of D-D-D-DJ KC! D-d-d-doubtful.
They look really shady.
They could be enemy agents.
Bro, we're not spies anymore, so it's time to build a bridge and get over it.
Your sister's right.
You need to stop thinking everything's suspicious.
You also have to stop looking out the window with binoculars.
You gonna get arrested.
Look, bro (Clears throat) I understand, okay.
It took me a while to transition from being a teenage spy to a regular high school girl/superstar deejay.
Who are you kidding? You were a disaster.
(Scoffs) A disaster.
People loved me.
You heard them screaming my name.
Oh, I didn't know your name was "Boo, you stink.
" Dad! Would you two please stop arguing? Ow! What the Look, guys, my deejay career has just begun.
I'm still waiting to hear back about that bat mitz Yeah, that's right.
Still got it.
Oh, no.
- Everybody okay? - Yeah.
I'm a little groggy, but I'm good.
Ernie? Ten more minutes, Mom.
I wore my clothes to bed last night so I could sleep in.
It's pajamas.
It's a backpack.
It's a pajampack.
How long have I been talking? Fourteen years.
Fourteen long years.
I wish I knew who was behind this.
Anyone got any ideas? The last thing I remember is passing out and waking up in this white room.
(Gasps loudly) We're in heaven?! Yes, Ernie, because being stuck in a room with you for all eternity is my idea of heaven.
Hello, Coopers.
Follow me.
Agent Johnson is God?! We're not in heaven.
Then that means we're We're not dead.
This better work, Graham.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about the Coopers.
Don't worry, my love.
This robot reboot should do the trick.
Greetings and salutations.
I'm Judy.
How may I assist you? Capital job, Graham.
Welcome to our home, little robot.
R2-D2 is a robot, honey.
I'm a Judy.
Junior undercover digital youth.
And do yourself a favor.
Don't get all up in my grill again.
Now, have either of you contacted the Coopers about the Jackal? Or a decorator about this apartment? Forgive the dramatics, but I thought it was time for us to talk.
Oh, so you decided to shoot us with darts.
How about the next time, you just shoot us an email? We had a training session scheduled, so two birds, one stone.
By the way, those darts are in clinic trial, so if you experience any bowel irritation or hair loss, let us know.
Okay, start talking, Agent Johnson.
What's going on? The Jackal has escaped from prison.
The Jackal.
This is not good.
Not good? It's awful.
Catching the Jackal was one of the most dangerous missions we've ever had.
We're lucky we survived.
That man is a lunatic.
I heard his request for his final meal was his prison guard Ted.
I knew he'd escape.
You should've put him in something that was impossible to get out of, like a group text.
So is that why you brought us in, to keep us safe? If by safe, you mean use you as bait, then yes.
The Jackal wants to get to your family.
The plan is, use all of you to lure him into the open, and that's where we'll recapture him.
Are you crazy? That's a suicide mission.
We realize that, so in return, we're willing to let the family back in to the Organization.
You know, assuming you survive.
- We'll do it.
- Absolutely not.
I will not allow my family to be a part of this.
So you're gonna do it alone? Craig, you are my hero.
That's my dad.
Craig, I have called you a mediocre spy many times behind your back, and a few times to your face.
But this is a new you.
Color me impressed.
- Hold up.
This is not right.
- Thank you, Ernie.
It's not right unless we get Judy back.
Excuse me? You know what? He's right.
If my dad is going to single-handedly risk his life against this bloodthirsty maniac, - we want Judy.
- You got her.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's been reassigned.
This sounds like it could be a deal breaker.
And even if it's not, are we sure we wanna be back in the Organization? I thought we were all moving on with our lives.
KC, what about your burgeoning deejay career? (Derisive laugh) What deejay career? I was awful.
Not even my Ypod would let me pick the songs.
Okay, well, Kira.
What about you? It's not too late to have another baby.
Oh, please.
That was the dumbest idea anyone has ever had.
Aside from the jackpack.
That's not true.
It could still take off.
It's a jacket, it's a backpack.
It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Choked me out three times today.
It sounds safer than going up against the Jackal.
What if I say no? Then you're not back in.
And the Jackal won't stop till he gets to your family.
We're talking about a guy who sporked his way out of prison.
Dad, face it.
Without the Organization's protection, we are sporked.
Fine.
I'll do it.
Yes! Yes, the team is finally back together again.
You know what? Judy is gonna be so excited to see us.
This should do it.
I've wiped her memory board clean.
There should be no trace of her former self.
Hello.
My name is 30287459-YLT.
How may I be of service to you? Splendid.
But from now on, your new name is Sally.
My new name is Sally.
How may I be of service to you? Aren't you wondering how the Coopers are? The Coopers? I'm not sure who the Coopers are.
Oh.
According to the Organization data files, the Coopers are a disgraced former spy family that are no longer of any interest to us.
All right, I just got details from the Organization about the Jackal mission.
They leaked intel that your dad is taking Judy to the carnival in Alexandria on Thursday night.
That's when the Jackal's gonna make his move.
Oh, I didn't know the carnival was in town.
Note to self: do not eat before getting on the tilt-a-whirl.
Bro, will you pay attention? This is the most important mission we've ever had.
Correction.
The most important mission your dad's ever had.
Look, Mom, I have got to back up Dad on this mission.
The man has barely moved in months, unless you count lifting potato chips to his face.
He is not in the best shape.
Whoo hoo! I just ran six miles in 40 minutes.
All right, so he's in okay shape.
Excuse me.
I trained so hard, I deserve a round of applause.
Man, what was in those potato chips? Dad, I am begging you.
You have to let me do this mission with you.
Why does this sound familiar? Oh, yeah, because you said it 200 times! Judy is coming back, and she's gonna be working with me.
The Jackal is out for blood.
That's why I chose Judy.
She doesn't have any.
(Knocking on door) Judy's back! (All exclaiming) Hello, Coopers.
I'm Agent Sally.
I'll be waiting quietly in sleep mode until we have a mission.
(Raucous laughter) Hey, Agent Sally, you being quiet girl, okay.
It's good to have you home, Judy.
Thank you.
Just one question.
Who's Judy? Who's Judy? Girl, you are on fire today.
No, I'm running at my recommended temperature.
Plus, in case of an emergency, I have a built-in fire extinguisher.
I don't think she's joking.
Looks like she's been reprogrammed.
I think her memory's been erased.
Great.
So not only do I not have my little sister back, but now we can't depend on her.
Dad, whether you like it or not, I'm gonna have to take her place.
Or Ernie could just fix her.
Okay, fine.
Fine.
But just to be safe, I'm gonna start training.
Yeah, uh, it's a little harder than it looks.
Good on you, Dad.
I think the only reason why the Jackal even escaped out of prison is to come after my family, right? But he's a bad, bad guy.
My dad won't even let me be a part of the mission.
Can I ask a question? Whatever happened to spies keeping secrets? Is that not a thing anymore? Okay, point taken.
But I'm still really, really worried about this.
You just need to stop thinking about it.
You need a distraction.
KC, hi.
I was just telling everyone in my department that you have one of the best math brains in school.
Well, I can't argue with that.
Given that, I assume your social calendar is rather free.
Well, I can't argue with that.
So I was hoping you could tutor one of my struggling students.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I'd be happy to help.
Plus I could really use the distraction.
Hey, Mrs.
G.
, I was looking at my schedule Darien, I was kind of already talking to Mrs.
G.
Of course, just send them right over, and I will tutor away.
Yeah, see, I was Again, Darien, please.
Okay, the world does not revolve around you.
Just have them get in contact with me, - and I'd be happy to help.
- Thank you.
Darien, contact KC.
Oh.
Look at that.
You're the student that needs help.
(Laughing) Who didn't see that coming? So when can we meet up? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let me check my schedule.
I am available for you around never.
Is it because I'm so good-looking, you don't trust yourself alone with me? Oh, so you have a bad grasp on math and reality.
Come on, I really need your help to pass math.
Oh, kinda like you helped me when I was trying to deejay at the dance? Maybe I should help you.
You could sit there and study, right, and I'll stand behind you and yell really supportive things like, "You stink.
You can't add.
You got 99 problems and you can't solve one.
" So, uh right after school today? Give me one good reason why I should help you.
It would be a distraction.
I'll see you at 3:00.
I'ma jack you up, Jackal.
Craig.
Craig, you've been at it for three hours.
You need to take a rest.
No.
If Ernie can't fix Judy, I'm gonna have to go in all by myself.
At least take a water break.
No! I didn't earn that water.
The Jackal isn't taking a break, and neither am I.
You wanna help? Put in your mouth guard and let me kick you in the face.
Sit your butt down right now! Okay, honey, it's me.
Now what's going on? Nothing.
- Craig! - Fine.
I'm afraid.
That we won't get back in the Organization? No, that I won't make it back from this mission.
The Jackal is a dangerous dude.
I need to be there for my family, and I can't be there if I'm not here.
Craig, I believe in you, and you're gonna be fine.
You always are, baby.
Thank you, baby.
I needed to hear that.
Okay.
Water break over.
I need to move.
- (Bones cracking) - Ow! Can't move, can't move.
Ooh, my back.
Okay, so obviously, when using matrix M, it's inverse, so matrix M to the negative one exists if and only if the determinant of M does not equal zero.
This is pre-calculus? What happens when I get to actual calculus? Slow down.
Okay, fine.
Sorry.
I forgot I had to go at jock speed.
(Slowly) Obviously, when using matrix M, and no, I'm not talking about the movie with Keanu Reeves What are you doing? I'm tutoring you.
Really? Because it feels like you're just cracking on me.
Are you saying I need a tutor to tutor me at tutoring you? KC, I really need to pass this test, or I can't play in the big game.
I'm sure the school is not gonna bench their star player because of one bad grade.
No, they won't, but my dad will.
And I promised him I wouldn't let football interfere with my grades, and I don't wanna disappoint my dad.
Wow.
Okay.
All right, well, I'll take this seriously if you do.
- Let's work, and let's get you that "A.
" - I'd be good with a "C.
" Yeah, good, 'cause I'm no miracle worker.
How's it going with Judy? Great.
All I need now is some copper wire, a soldering iron, - and a baseball bat.
- What do you need a bat for? To beat the heck out of whoever messed her up.
Craig: Keep working on it, Ernie.
I need Judy for the mission.
With all due respect, Dad, Judy's the least of your problems.
Is there something different in here, like new pillows or fresh flowers? Oh, it's Dad, hanging upside down in his "Ow, my back went out" machine.
Just relax.
I'm fine.
Fine? Really? You are in no position to take on the Jackal.
You're not even in a position to drink a glass of water.
I am doing this mission with Judy.
Uh-uh.
That is not gonna happen.
My back is better already.
Come on, flip me around.
Ow! Not better.
Worse, worse.
(Groaning) Oh, no, I stand corrected.
You definitely have this all under control.
You know what? I'm gonna go take a walk.
I need to clear my head.
Hey, Agent Johnson.
It's KC.
We need a new plan.
I'm comin' in.
Please, please, please.
Ernie, is that you? Yes, it's me.
You remember me? More important, you remember you? Yes, of course.
I'm Judy, and you're my big brother Ernie.
(Relieved sigh) Wow.
I thought for a minute that I'd never reprogram you right.
I'm sorry.
Reprogram me? What does that even mean? It means you were malfunctioning, and I needed to reprogram you.
Still not following.
You're a robot.
I'm a robot?! (Shrieking) What have you done to me? Help! Somebody help! I'm a monster! Calm down.
There's no reason to lose our head.
(Shrieking) Kira: Ernie, is everything all right up there? All good.
You know how sensitive electronics can be.
Ouch! Right in the power strip.
KC, I hate to sing my own praises, but you look fab-oo! (KC's voice) Wow! And everyone always told me I look like my mother.
Hey, you think maybe you can transform me into Beyoncé one day, just for the heck of it? Honey, I am good, but I'm not that good.
Agent Nelson, I need your help.
I've come up with a plan to save the Jackal mission.
I can't do it, but I'm thinking maybe you can make another agent look exactly like this guy.
Who looks exactly like me.
Hey, great minds think alike, hey, Cooper? You're not fooling anyone, KC.
KC? Why would you think I'm KC? Okay, I'm KC.
You can't do this.
No, Dad, you can't.
I can, and I have to.
Ooh, the plot thickens.
It's my fault we got kicked out of the Organization.
I have to make it right.
Besides, what other option do we have? Another agent puts on the makeup and risks their life.
- Not my daughter.
- That might catch the Jackal, but it won't get us back in the Organization.
You heard Agent Johnson.
It has to be one of us there tonight at the carnival.
From the mouths of babes.
Right, Craig? Oh.
I'm gonna have to redo this whole thing now.
Fine.
You can do the mission, but I won't be very far away.
If anything goes wrong Nothing is gonna go wrong.
Good.
And nothing is gonna distract me.
(Cell phone rings) Except Darien.
Ugh, that boy really is a distraction.
Two dates on prom night.
Lucky you.
Uh, I need a minute.
And I need some boom-boom tea.
Don't ask.
Yes, Darien.
- Hey, jerk.
- Jerk? Oh, you must've dialed the wrong number, because I know you're not talking to me.
You're supposed to be here tutoring me.
Why are you blowing me off? I'm not blowing you off.
Okay, I am blowing you off.
But I didn't have a choice.
KC, without your help, I'm gonna fail this test tomorrow.
- You don't know that.
- Yes, I do.
Because you let me down, I'm not able to play in the game.
So I'm letting down the whole team.
They were counting on me.
Don't talk to me about people counting on you.
People count on me all the time, and not for some stupid stuff like a game.
People count on me for things that actually matter like Like what? Like you know what? Never mind.
KC, I know you think I'm just a dumb jock, but I'm smart enough to know that when you say you're gonna show up for someone, you show up.
(Frustrated grunt) Trouble in paradise? Just put my face back on.
(KC's voice) I'm in.
Craig: Okay, KC, stay calm.
The place is crawling with undercover agents who are there to protect you.
Yep, I spotted 'em.
The only thing I haven't spotted so far is the Jackal, unless you wanna count that thing that balloon guy just made.
Although that could've been an oddly shaped poodle.
Are we sure the Jackal's actually gonna show up? Yes.
According to intel, he will definitely be there tonight seeking his revenge, so stay on high alert.
Copy that.
I'm gonna need a better vantage point if I wanna find the Jackal before he finds me.
Or should I say you? (Chuckles) And I think I just found it.
Why does she get to go on the Ferris wheel, and I'm stuck fixing a broken robot? Nobody better make a "you gotta be this tall to ride" joke.
There he is! Freeze, Jackal! (People screaming) Oh, KC, watch out! I'm comin' for you, Craig Cooper! And there's nowhere to hide! I knew this was a bad idea.
KC's vulnerable; she needs back-up.
You're right.
I'm going in.
No, Kira, I will not put you in danger, too.
You're hurt.
You can't do it.
Who else is gonna save her? Ernie? I'm right here.
It's bad enough when Dad does it, but you, too, Mom? I'm sorry, honey.
It's just that I'm under a lot of pressure.
Craig, it should be me.
You're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Come on, give me a hug for luck.
Craig! Sorry, honey.
Gotta do what I gotta do.
Ow.
Ow! Ow, ow! Well, don't just sit there, boy.
Get me out of these cuffs.
There's no way out of this, Craig.
And you're no match for me.
The years have really taken their toll on you.
That's right.
I'm not as young as I used to be, Jackal.
I'm younger.
Well, well, well.
KC Cooper.
I guess your father wasn't brave enough to show up.
No, he's brave enough.
He's just having some lumbar issues on his L5 S1.
But that's none of your business.
KC, hold on! (Jackal laughing) Look at that, Jackal.
Looks like the shoe's on the other foot.
Speaking of which If I go down, you go with me.
Come on, Ernie, KC needs me.
At least try to get these cuffs off me.
- Come on, Judy, be Judy.
- Ernie, will you give it up? You tried everything to fix her.
- Nothing is working.
- (Frustrated groan) Ow! My hand! Forget your hand.
What about your breath, bro? Judy! I did it! You're you again.
Who do you think you are, smackin' me upside the head? You're lucky I don't smack you right out this van.
Uh-oh.
You're you again.
Dad! Help! I can't get a shot, baby.
Both: Yes!! Yes.
It's okay.
I got you.
Ooh.
That cotton candy did not break his fall.
Judy, I am so glad to see you.
Yeah, I don't blame you.
Whoo hoo hoo! (Back cracks) Ow.
Hey, uh, is that seat taken? Yes.
(Clears throat) Oh, thank you so much.
- What do you want? - I want what you want.
Okay? I want what the entire school wants.
I want you to play in the game.
Okay, I may stink at math, but I know me minus a flaky tutor, plus a failing grade equals zero football.
Okay, okay, I deserve that.
Unless I don't, because you didn't fail.
What are you talking about? I just talked to Mrs.
Gutierrez.
It turns out you got a "B" on your test.
You passed all on your own.
I did? Really? I got a "B"? I guess you did teach me something in that first session.
You know, either that or I'm actually one of those late-in-life math geniuses.
Yeah, that's not a thing.
But if that is your way of thanking me, then you are welcome.
And if that's your way of saying you're sorry, then I accept.
I am sorry.
And I am thanking you.
Yo, guys.
I got a "B.
" (Cheering) Thank you, KC.
KC, KC, KC, KC! Would you look at that? People at this school really do know who I am.
Guys, guys.
Guess what.
I just got word we have been officially reinstated back into the Organization.
The Coopers are back, baby! It's good to be a spy again.
Well, technically, I never got kicked out, but yay for you humans.
(Bracelet alarm chirps) Look at that.
We just got our first mission.
We're going to Costa Rica.
Right now? But it's an all-new Cupcake Battle I wanna watch.
It's sprinkles versus swirls.
And I'm tired.
Plus Costa Rica is humid.
I just got my hair done.
Fine.
I'll just do the mission by myself.
- Ernie: Sounds good.
- Kira: Works for me.
- Judy: Bring me souvenirs.
- Craig: See ya.
Okay.
All right.
Well, here I do.
On my own.
Get your rear ends off the couch, and let's go! The Coopers are back, baby.
The Coopers are back.
Rob, your name's on TV.