Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e01 Episode Script
Channing Tatum vs. Jenna Dewan-Tatum (60 min)
Here we are.
Look at our new set.
Here we go, look at our Wall of Fame here.
This is so cool.
We're gonna have so many more photos to throw up, especially after tonight 'cause tonight's gonna be good.
Boom.
We got two major stars backstage just waiting to make "Lip Sync Battle" history.
(Laughs) This is so crazy.
Our backup dancers are definitely a little giddy today.
I feel like I'm blushing.
(Laughs) (Music playing) This is definitely like our version - of the Billboard Awards.
- "Survivor Island"? (Laughter) When it comes to dancing, that would be You know, you could make a judge.
You could maybe say this one has 10% over this one, that one has 10% over that one.
When it comes to lip-syncing, I actually think it's a case to be made, and it will be made tonight.
(Vocalizing) Guys, we're walking in two minutes.
Two minutes to stage.
Are you scared? I need to know you're scared - whether you're scared and not.
- Not scared.
- You're not scared? - I'm not scared.
That's not cool.
(Cheers and applause) ("20th Century Boy" plays) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good everybody say it's just like rock 'n' roll well, it's plain to see you were meant for me yeah, I'm your boy, your 20th century toy (Song ends, cheers and applause) Chrissy: His name stands for "Ladies Love Cool James," and oh, we do.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, LL Cool J! Hands in the air! Put your hands in the air! Now let me hear you say "yeah"! - All: Yeah! - Say yeah! - All: Yeah! - Now scream! (All cheer) "Lip Sync Battle"! "Lip Sync Battle"! Let's rock.
(Cheers and applause) Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle" the show where superstars get to be anyone they want to be performing the music they love.
Now tonight's show is a once-in-a-lifetime matchup.
We are lucky to have one of the most attractive, multi-talented couples in all of entertainment here with us.
(Cheers and applause) And believe me when I say they are going all the way.
- All right? - (Audience cheers) And watching the fireworks with me, our colorful commentator She's so chic and so unique - Chrissy Teigen.
- (Cheers and applause) all they do is stare, stare, stare all they do is stare, stare, stare - all they do is stare, stare, stare - Get it, baby girl.
Get it little girl.
Pretty little Chrissy.
- Ohh! - Get lit wit me.
Walk the runway.
Walk the runway.
Walk the runway.
- Okay! - Okay! - (Laughing) - Now, Chrissy Oh, I'm beaming, I'm so excited.
- It's crazy, right? - It's beyond crazy.
Now I know you've been waiting for this night, - so tell us what's on tap.
- My whole life, actually.
It's going to be a magical battle between one of the world's hottest couples, and word on the "Lip Sync Battle" street is that these two have gone completely rogue in the greatest way possible.
- I cannot wait.
- Absolutely.
Let's do it.
- Let's get into this.
- Let's do this.
So tonight, we are breaking all the rules, all right? This couple It's so funny, this couple took the battle so seriously, they just couldn't stop themselves, and they've taken over "LSB.
" So check this out, both rounds tonight will be full-scale giant performances, costume changes and sets throughout the night, no holds barred.
Are you ready for this? (Cheers and applause) Remember, you guys decide who gets that championship "Lip Sync Battle" belt right there.
All right.
You guys ready for a battle? (Cheers and applause) They fell in love in a screen test for the movie "Step Up.
" (Cheers and applause) They've danced together, acted together, but tonight, they're going to war.
She plays Lucy Lane in "Supergirl.
" You've seen her in "American Horror Story.
" The lovely Mrs.
Jenna Dewan Tatum! (Cheers and applause) Whoo! (Mumbling) And the mister to her missus, he's a movie star from "21 Jump Street" (Cheers and applause) - And "Magic Mike.
" - (Mouthing words) No.
He's in "The Hateful Eight.
" Please welcome Channing Tatum! (Cheers and applause) - Yeah! - Whoo! The building is on fire.
The rivalry is out of hand.
Now, we've heard the competitive spirit is running rampant in the Tatum household.
- Yeah.
- What's that all about? I don't know, somebody roofied me, and they just pushed me out here.
I actually don't know what we're doing.
You guys have been putting the work in, like, - you're going to war tonight.
- We're going to war.
- (Both stammering) - Going to war.
- We're going to war - (Cheers and applause) It's like - Oh, hi, wow, you're Hi.
- Hi, Chan! Hi.
- LL: Say hi to Chrissy.
- Hi, friends.
I'm not looking at her, baby.
I'll look.
I'm like, you look good.
I'm looking at you.
- You look mighty hot, woman.
- Yeah, Channing? Channing.
Right here.
Right here.
- You're right.
You're right.
- Real hot.
Look, we couldn't contain them tonight.
It's a "Lip Sync Battle" takeover, all right? (Cheers and applause) Channing, what's going through your mind right now? Yeah, what's going through your mind? I just really hope my marriage isn't over after tonight.
- Like, like - (Laughing) I mean, this quite possibly could be the last time that anyone sees us together - (laughs) - if I don't play this right.
- (Laughs) - Oh, my God! And, Jenna, what's going through your mind? Oh, my God, I'm so I'm so nervous.
I don't know what this one has up his sleeve, and that's really freaking me out right now.
I'm hoping that we'll be speaking to we each other tomorrow.
We're already like, what? Okay, you ready to get this thing started?! - (Cheers and applause) - All right.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Up in the balcony right there.
- Yeah, what is this? - Up in the balcony Yes! LL: Would that be Quentin Tarantino?! - (Cheers and applause) - Chrissy: Oh, my God.
At "Lip Sync Battle"? (Laughs) Yeah! That "Hateful Eight" is hot, baby! (Cheers and applause) - So, Jenna - Yes.
You're up first.
Come on over.
Ladies first.
- All right.
- Our man Quentin Tarantino in the building.
- All right, guys.
- All right, now let's see how this Tatum takeover came together.
(Cheering) I'm pumped.
I'm pumped.
Let's do this.
Man: Music on three, two, one.
Awesome.
That was so much fun.
Like Wha-a-t?! - Oh, it's going down, people.
- (Laughing) Yes! Queen Jenna's in the house.
I don't see you! I feel like you're rehearsing something.
We have some fun things for you.
Lord, this is crazy and exciting.
That's all I do, essentially.
(Chuckles) (Scattered cheers and clapping) They're screaming for him already.
- (scattered cheers) - This can't be happening.
This is literally the most epic, like, - household battle.
- I know! - Oh, perfect.
- What is it? What is it? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Get out of my business! - No! (Laughs) Jenna: I can see you.
_ Ah! Good lord.
(Grunts) God.
How do y'all do this? - Hi, beauty, how are you? - Stalking you.
- Oh, my God.
- How are you? This is like the stupidest, - craziest, most fun thing I've ever done in my life.
- I'm dying.
Woman: Okay, let's clear the stage.
Hey! Ah! - How do you feel? - (Bleep) awesome.
Feels so fun.
I feel like a rockstar for a night.
Living out my dreams.
Man: Clear the steady-cam aisle, please.
The energy back here, the people, everyone is here for fun, and if you don't have fun, there's no point doing this.
Man: Two minutes to stage.
I have one surprise.
I have a big surprise.
I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
It's so fun.
With Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted," here's Jenna Dewan Tatum! ("Cold Hearted" plays) He's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play he don't play by rules - Whoo! - Uh-oh girl, don't play the fool now you're the one givin' up the love any time he needs it but you turn your back and then he's off and running with the crowd you're the one to sacrifice anything to please him do you really think he thinks about you when he's out? He's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies - Oh! - He's a lover boy at play he don't play by rules uh-oh girl, don't play the fool now how come how come he can he can tell-a tell-a you're-a always number one without a doubt when-a he is he is always always squirmin' like a little snake under-a e-ver-y-a rock you've been you've been workin' workin' on the love he's been only playing undercover all the while you will on-ly see a rep-tile take a take 'nother look into his eyes you could find somebody better, girl gotta tell ya, he's c-cold as ice Oh, my solo! He's cold as ice he's cold as ice stay away from him, girl (Cheers and applause) C-c-coldhearted s-snake he's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play he don't play by rules uh-oh girl, don't play the fool.
(Cheers and applause) LL: Wow! - They're the same! - LL: Wow! (Cheers and applause continue) Yo, wow! - That was an amazing performance.
- I'm freaking out.
(Cheers and applause) Chrissy, Chrissy, baby, ladies, turn this way for me.
- Hi, Paula! - Hi, sweetheart.
- Was that hot or what? - What just happened?! This is amazing! I thought it was perfection to begin with with just you, and then you bring out Paula, and you guys were dancing like you were in the womb together.
You are exactly in sync.
You know the crazy thing is when we make mistakes, we make the same mistakes too, it's nuts.
That's what happens when you've been watching that video since you were eight and trying to do it - Aww.
- every chance you can.
- That was so cool.
- (Cheers and applause) And you know, I have a confession to make.
I'm also a fan.
I'm also a fan, Paula.
- I'm a fan.
- I'm also a fan.
I love you.
So, Channing, Channing I'm not going after that.
- Channing? - Mnh-mnh.
What was going through your mind when you're watching that performance? What were you thinking? I just kind of wanted to be in the audience, for one, when Paula came out, no offense, baby.
Thanks, babe.
(Channing laughs) I was like, wait a minute, is that no.
Hold on.
Now it terrifies me because I know my wife - can keep a secret from me, so - (Laughter) We're gonna have a little 'splainin' to do.
This might be the first time I've seen Channing Tatum - speechless, ladies and gentlemen.
- I know, he's all flustered.
- Yep.
- I think that's a good thing.
He's freaking out right now.
He's like, oh, gosh.
- You put the heat on him.
- (Laughter) LL: Ooh.
So, Paula, thank you for stopping by.
- Thank you, Paula.
- My pleasure, I had a great time, thanks.
- (Cheers and applause) - Whoo! That's only the first song.
That's crazy.
Jenna, grab a seat in the VIP.
You can hang out in the VIP for a minute.
Okay Jenna doing "Coldhearted" by Paula Abdul with Paula Abdul.
What's Channing gonna do top that? Find out when "LSB: Battle of the Tatums" returns.
He's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies ("20th Century Boy" plays) (Cheers and applause) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We're here with Channing Tatum, half of one of the coolest and apparently most competitive couples in Hollywood.
We just saw his wife Jenna blaze the stage with Paula Abdul.
Let's see how Channing prepared to step up.
(Cheers and applause) Man: Who's more competitive, you or Jenna? That's hard.
That's super hard.
We're super competitive, both of us, both of us, and that's why this could be the last time you ever see us together.
It's very nerve-racking.
We have a child.
This is so unsafe.
Why do you guys wear these? Oh, hell, no, you, (bleep) no.
That's exactly what feels it like.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
- (Laughing) - That's not happening.
(Laughter) We found bras that will fit you if you want to go that far.
I'm not sure if this is a first.
I can't remember.
Got a body suit or something that goes under this? - Do you want one? - Maybe.
Yeah.
- We'll figure it out.
- My nips might be popping out.
Woman: Yes! (Cheering) _ Amazing.
(Laughs) Hi, Channing, how are you? So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
You guys are bringing it.
It's crazy.
It's like Tattum-onium - in the house tonight.
- Tattum-onium.
I do this to myself.
No one else does this to me.
This is such a bad idea.
One shot to check my light.
- Camera rolls.
- Music on three, two, one.
I know both of them are fierce competitors, and they I know they both want to win.
It's gonna be crazy.
Love you guys.
Terrified, sweating out my eyeballs.
Right this way.
- (Laughing) - I love you.
Oh, you're not gonna kiss me because of lipstick? Oh, yeah.
Hoping to freeze his competition, here's Channing Tatum.
("Let It Go" plays) The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a footprint to be seen a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the queen the wind is howling like this swirling storm inside couldn't keep it in heaven knows I tried don't let them in, don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be conceal, don't feel, don't let them know well, now they know (Song pauses, wind whistles) (Song resumes) My power flurries through the air into the ground my soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around and one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back the past is in the past let it go, let it go and I'll rise like the break of dawn let it go, let it go that perfect girl is gone here I stand in the light of day let the storm rage on the cold never bothered me anyway.
(Cheers and applause) (Laughs) Oh, my God! Agh! - Channing - Jenna: Oh (Laughs) Channing.
Oh, man.
My childhood fantasy.
"Magic Mike," action star (Cheers and applause) Yeah.
Princess Quad.
(Laughs) Yo, yo, that was Yo, that was I mean, that was ballsy.
- No pun intended.
- It's tiring.
Man, Elsa didn't look this tired.
(Laughter) - I mean I mean, Chrissy, - I know.
Did Channing melt your heart or A very different tactic than Jenna.
(Laughter) No sex appeal, but I like it.
- What? - (Audience groans) - This doesn't do - No, no, I've seen "Magic Mike.
" I like seeing this version.
This is this is more "Mystery Mike.
" Yeah.
And you clearly have a daughter You clearly have a daughter who must who's going to be so happy.
And confused.
And really, really confused.
(Laughter) So basically, this is a father showing his love - for his daughter.
- Trying to ruin the movie for her so we never have to watch it again.
(Laughter and applause) I tell you so look, obviously, you guys are musical family.
What's up with the playlist at home? It's basically there's a Justin Bieber channel.
There's no, it's everything, man.
It's literally everything.
I love it, I love it, I love it.
Now, Jenna.
- Yes? - This is your daughter's favorite song.
Oh, my God, yes.
Is Channing playing fair right now? I mean, that I don't even know what just happened.
Well, if I don't win here, I'm definitely gonna win at home.
- That was the plan.
- Oh, my God.
(Chuckles) Oh All right, Channing, join your wife in the VIP.
Wow, Mystery Mike.
What is this? If you're just tuning in, that is Channing Tatum as Princess Elsa.
And we're just getting started.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Tatum are using every trick in the book to edge each other out of the game.
More huge performances when we come back.
"Lip Sync Battle," baby, it's on! Let it go, let it go I'm one with the wind and sky let it go, let it go ("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle," Tatum v Tatum! So far it's been a night full of wild surprises.
Now, Channing, Channing, your wife's up next.
Are you ready for this? (Laughs) No, no.
No! Not at all.
Ladies and gentlemen, hoping to bring home a new belt, here's Jenna Dewan Tatum.
(Cheers and applause) (Ginuwine's "Pony" plays) I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner someone who knows how to ride without even falling off gotta be compatible takes me to my limits girl when I break you off I promise that you won't want to get off if you're horny let's do it ride it my pony my saddle's waiting come and jump on it if you're horny let's do it ride it my pony my saddle's waiting come and jump on it sitting here flossing peeping your steelo just once if I have the chance the things I will do to you you and your body every single portion send chills up and down your spine Oh! Juices flowing down your thigh if you're horny let's do it ride it my pony my saddle's waiting come and jump on it.
(Cheers and applause) Ohh! (Shouts) Jenna! (Cheers and applause continue) Oh.
(Chuckles) (Laughs) What? What?! (Cheers and applause) Wow, Channing, Channing? Have a seat in the VIP for minute.
Try to cool off.
Whoo! (Cheers and applause) - Chrissy - Oh, my God.
Chrissy, what are you feeling? This hot mama doesn't even need paint-on abs.
- Look at this body.
Are you kidding me? - That's not true.
That's not true.
- Like flex.
- She's ready for war.
Chrissy: Oh, my God.
She's ready for war.
Sparks were flying out there.
That was unbelievable.
- Thanks, homes.
- Unbelievable.
Nice thong.
I would've chose a different color.
Oh! You gonna be hatin' right now? So, Jenna, what was it like to step into Channing's shoes and Magic Mike him? Let me tell you guys stripping ain't easy.
I have a whole new respect for what y'all did in those movies.
That is hard.
My body doesn't want to do those things, all this.
Is this like it typical night at the Tatum household, or Totally, we lap dance every night.
(Cheers and applause) I'm into it.
Channing, can you even talk after that? Nope.
Nope.
No, come on, no, unh-unh.
- Sparks flying? - I'll do this.
- Aw! - Oh! Thanks, babe.
That means a lot from Magic Mike.
Well, Jenna, you head on over to the VIP.
- You look fantastic.
- Chrissy: Oh, my God.
Give each other a hug.
That was amazing.
It's a family affair.
Jenna just Magic Miked Magic Mike.
Only on "Lip Sync Battle," right? When we return, Channing gets even with a performance you don't want to miss.
Stars, music, lip-syncing! It's the new wave.
("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle" of the Tatums! Channing and Jenna put so much heart and fire into this.
They've given us one showstopping number after another, but it's not over yet.
Channing has one more performance.
Now, Jenna, Jenna Are you ready for this? Absolutely not.
Hoping to be king of the lip-sync world, here's Channing Tatum.
(Cheers and applause) (Dramatic music plays) (Woman vocalizing operatically) (Mouthing words) Oh, my God! (Beyoncé's "Girls Who Run the World" plays) Girls, we run this mother yeah girls, we run this mother yeah girls, we run this mother who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls some of them men think they freak this like we do but, no, they don't make your check come at they neck disrespect us, no, they won't boy, don't even try to touch this boy this beat is crazy this is how they made me Houston, Texas, baby my persuasion can build a nation endless power the love we can devour you'll do anything for me who run the world? Girls, girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run the world? Girls, girls - who run the world? Girls, girls - (Cheers and applause) Who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who are we? What we run? The world Who run this mother? Who are we? What we run? We run the world who run the world? Girls (Cheers and applause) LL: Channing.
Channing! (Cheers and applause continue) Channing! - Channing.
- Mm.
(Laughs) Chrissy: They are losing their minds.
People are crying.
The room just exploded.
(Laughs) Channing Tatum as Beyoncé with Beyoncé.
Welcome to the Thunderdome.
It's Chan-damonium.
And give it up for Beyoncé, the inspiration, one more time.
- (Cheers and applause) - Whoo! I'm so sorry.
(Laughs) She is not okay right now.
So is so not okay right now.
I'm never going home, guys! - Can I stay with anybody? - This is a tribute to the artists we love.
(Cheers and applause continue) I can't even I feel like I'm dreaming right now.
This is crazy.
That just happened.
Now you're happening.
That's what this show is all about.
(Cheers and applause) Was this like a dream come true? To perform like this? I've always dreamed of doing this.
This is I mean, since I was a little girl Yeah! Just always dreamed of doing it, you know.
It just happened, and I'm so excited.
What's funny is you look like that dude on the cover of the Harlequin novels.
- What's my man's name? - Fabio.
Fabio! You look like Fabio! - Flabbio! - Fabio! Thor Fabio.
- Yo - (Laughs) That was hilarious.
Chrissy, can you believe it? Beyoncé just came out.
You guys lost your minds.
Y'all killed it.
I'm trembling.
So, so, Channing, the moves, the hair, the vibe, how did you pull this off, man? Uh, I just had Beyoncé come out.
(Laughs) That was pretty much it, no.
By the way, everybody that runs behind the scenes on this show is unreal.
- Yes! - (Cheers and applause) Okay, so, Jenna? - What the what are supposed - Jenna? Jenna! What are you thinking? What are you feeling right now? What's the vibe? (Stammers) I'm a little nervous.
Did you know he had Beyoncé's number? - No.
- Where did that friend come from? This is amazeballs, whatever this is.
Oh, like you've never seen this before.
This is normal occurrence in our house at night.
Your blow-out is phenomenal, and I cannot believe that just happened! I'm freaking out.
This is unfair.
(Cheers and applause) - Well, this is the pinnacle of insanity.
- Jenna: It's cool.
It's fine.
This is why we love this show, ladies and gentlemen.
This is why I love it.
Give it up for Channing Tatum.
(Cheers and applause) As Beyoncé.
Channing Tatum as Queen B.
Queen c.
- Chrissy: Wow! - Well, check it out, Channing Tatum is Queen B! "Lip Sync Battle" is exploding tonight! When we come back, one Tatum gets gold.
Don't miss it.
Who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls Woman: Amazing! Man: And we're clear.
Not bad, everyone.
Commercial break comes back in three minutes, guys, - three minutes.
- (Cheers and applause) Oh, yes! Check it out.
Quentin ladies and gentlemen, Quentin Tarantino in the building! (Cheers and applause) _ _ - You have to go home to that! - Yes! Quentin, come say what's up.
Say what's up.
Say what's up.
- Yo, I love you - Thank you for coming, thank you.
_ (Chattering) Let me see you! _ _ - All good.
- My man.
(Cheering) But you bring Beyoncé?! What? What? Oh, man.
Aw, man! I had no intention of her actually coming.
I was gonna bring out like a cardboard cutout of her at the end, and then it happened, and I'm like, I gotta do Beyoncé with Beyoncé.
- Your eyes.
- Yeah, I was like I literally forgot what (Laughs) Oh, left, right, right, right.
Excuse myself, my name is Chan.
(Laughing) Oh Oh, my God, that is happening.
I'm making that video.
- Let me introduce Mike.
- Yeah, yeah.
That's happening.
(Cheers and applause) As I told you, "Lip Sync Battle," we deliver the surprises, you know what I'm saying? ("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now, tonight was one of the most incredible shows we've ever had on this stage, wouldn't you agree? - (Cheers and applause) - Give it for Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum.
We now have proof this is the coolest couple on the planet.
(Cheers and applause) Now, Channing and Jenna took over the stage tonight and put on an epic show for the fans.
Channing was a princess.
(Chuckles) Jenna brought out her idol, Paula Abdul.
Magic Mike got Magic Miked, and in a moment that is sure to break the Internet, we had the one and only Queen B on "Lip Sync Battle.
" The new wave.
The new wave! Now this is a special night.
We're breaking all the rules, okay? So after those performances there's no way we can choose a winner.
And since the belt is going to the same household anyway Chrissy, the belt please.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, the first championship couple and future hall of famers of "Lip Sync Battle," Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum! (Cheers and applause) Is there anything you guys wanna say? What are you feeling? What are you feeling? Anything you wanna say? As soon as she turns around, I'm taking - I'm stealing it.
- We're gonna fight this.
It's gonna be like, no, it's on my side of the bed.
- Man: Jenna! - It's on my side of the bed.
You guys are amazing.
Thank you so much.
Channing, what do you think? Uh, pretty much, we're probably gonna argue so much about actually who won.
- Who would have actually - You guys actually let us save our marriage.
Who would think? Look, at the end of the day, you both won because you provided so much entertainment, joy, and fun to our fans, you know what I'm saying? And in the spirit of fun you guys came out here, you put your heart and soul into it, and everybody And everybody watching around the world, give it up for the Tatums! (Cheers and applause) Guys, come here, come here.
Gather round.
Gather round.
Gather round.
So much love and respect to the family Tatum for gracing the stage tonight, and of course, thanks to the lovely Paula Abdul and the one and only Beyoncé.
And from me, LL Cool J and Chrissy Tiegen, good night! And remember, whatever you do, knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out, L! Who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls Victory lap, victory dance.
Who run the world? Girls, girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls Game changer only on "Lip Sync Battle," baby.
LL: This season on "Lip Sync Battle" This is such a bad idea.
Woman: Three, two "Lip Sync Battle"! You guys ready for a battle? I still get so excited.
He should just go home now 'cause it's over! I'll see you later, sir, on the dance floor.
- You ready? - Oh, God! Let's go sync some lips.
Look into my eyes.
I'm plannin' to vandalize.
(Shouts) Slam! Duh duh duh duh I'm feeling like you're gonna come up a little short.
You understand that more than anyone.
Marmalade, ooh This whole show is such animalistic love.
You're a (bleep) dead man.
Oh, you son of a bitch! (Laughs) Agh! I'm not wearing anything underneath this.
- Come here, you little - This is stupid.
- Look him, he's just so cute.
Ding dong! - This is Aaron! Over to the front and touch your toes - That was twerking, LL.
- Is that what that was? These at my butt-noculars.
They're upside down, Chrissy.
I don't want any Who run this mother? - (Screaming) - Who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls all you people, can't you see - can't you see - I didn't even know you guys lifted the restraining order.
DMC with a mic in my hand It was dope.
They're (bleep) here.
I can't believe it.
It's crazy.
- Your groin looks incredible.
- Eyes up here, all right? - "Lip Sync Battle," not - Dick-sync battle.
Living in a world of ghetto life - Boner check.
- Bong! Now watch me whip, now watch me nae-nae I don't feel good.
(Laughter) Chrissy! One of the best nights of my entire life.
It's so lovely to be here tonight on the "Lip Sync Battle" show.
(Rock music plays) LL: You are not on LSD.
You are on "LSB.
" I have been begging to be here, and I finally made it! (Guffawing) Yo, I can't even take this (bleep)!
Look at our new set.
Here we go, look at our Wall of Fame here.
This is so cool.
We're gonna have so many more photos to throw up, especially after tonight 'cause tonight's gonna be good.
Boom.
We got two major stars backstage just waiting to make "Lip Sync Battle" history.
(Laughs) This is so crazy.
Our backup dancers are definitely a little giddy today.
I feel like I'm blushing.
(Laughs) (Music playing) This is definitely like our version - of the Billboard Awards.
- "Survivor Island"? (Laughter) When it comes to dancing, that would be You know, you could make a judge.
You could maybe say this one has 10% over this one, that one has 10% over that one.
When it comes to lip-syncing, I actually think it's a case to be made, and it will be made tonight.
(Vocalizing) Guys, we're walking in two minutes.
Two minutes to stage.
Are you scared? I need to know you're scared - whether you're scared and not.
- Not scared.
- You're not scared? - I'm not scared.
That's not cool.
(Cheers and applause) ("20th Century Boy" plays) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good everybody say it's just like rock 'n' roll well, it's plain to see you were meant for me yeah, I'm your boy, your 20th century toy (Song ends, cheers and applause) Chrissy: His name stands for "Ladies Love Cool James," and oh, we do.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, LL Cool J! Hands in the air! Put your hands in the air! Now let me hear you say "yeah"! - All: Yeah! - Say yeah! - All: Yeah! - Now scream! (All cheer) "Lip Sync Battle"! "Lip Sync Battle"! Let's rock.
(Cheers and applause) Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle" the show where superstars get to be anyone they want to be performing the music they love.
Now tonight's show is a once-in-a-lifetime matchup.
We are lucky to have one of the most attractive, multi-talented couples in all of entertainment here with us.
(Cheers and applause) And believe me when I say they are going all the way.
- All right? - (Audience cheers) And watching the fireworks with me, our colorful commentator She's so chic and so unique - Chrissy Teigen.
- (Cheers and applause) all they do is stare, stare, stare all they do is stare, stare, stare - all they do is stare, stare, stare - Get it, baby girl.
Get it little girl.
Pretty little Chrissy.
- Ohh! - Get lit wit me.
Walk the runway.
Walk the runway.
Walk the runway.
- Okay! - Okay! - (Laughing) - Now, Chrissy Oh, I'm beaming, I'm so excited.
- It's crazy, right? - It's beyond crazy.
Now I know you've been waiting for this night, - so tell us what's on tap.
- My whole life, actually.
It's going to be a magical battle between one of the world's hottest couples, and word on the "Lip Sync Battle" street is that these two have gone completely rogue in the greatest way possible.
- I cannot wait.
- Absolutely.
Let's do it.
- Let's get into this.
- Let's do this.
So tonight, we are breaking all the rules, all right? This couple It's so funny, this couple took the battle so seriously, they just couldn't stop themselves, and they've taken over "LSB.
" So check this out, both rounds tonight will be full-scale giant performances, costume changes and sets throughout the night, no holds barred.
Are you ready for this? (Cheers and applause) Remember, you guys decide who gets that championship "Lip Sync Battle" belt right there.
All right.
You guys ready for a battle? (Cheers and applause) They fell in love in a screen test for the movie "Step Up.
" (Cheers and applause) They've danced together, acted together, but tonight, they're going to war.
She plays Lucy Lane in "Supergirl.
" You've seen her in "American Horror Story.
" The lovely Mrs.
Jenna Dewan Tatum! (Cheers and applause) Whoo! (Mumbling) And the mister to her missus, he's a movie star from "21 Jump Street" (Cheers and applause) - And "Magic Mike.
" - (Mouthing words) No.
He's in "The Hateful Eight.
" Please welcome Channing Tatum! (Cheers and applause) - Yeah! - Whoo! The building is on fire.
The rivalry is out of hand.
Now, we've heard the competitive spirit is running rampant in the Tatum household.
- Yeah.
- What's that all about? I don't know, somebody roofied me, and they just pushed me out here.
I actually don't know what we're doing.
You guys have been putting the work in, like, - you're going to war tonight.
- We're going to war.
- (Both stammering) - Going to war.
- We're going to war - (Cheers and applause) It's like - Oh, hi, wow, you're Hi.
- Hi, Chan! Hi.
- LL: Say hi to Chrissy.
- Hi, friends.
I'm not looking at her, baby.
I'll look.
I'm like, you look good.
I'm looking at you.
- You look mighty hot, woman.
- Yeah, Channing? Channing.
Right here.
Right here.
- You're right.
You're right.
- Real hot.
Look, we couldn't contain them tonight.
It's a "Lip Sync Battle" takeover, all right? (Cheers and applause) Channing, what's going through your mind right now? Yeah, what's going through your mind? I just really hope my marriage isn't over after tonight.
- Like, like - (Laughing) I mean, this quite possibly could be the last time that anyone sees us together - (laughs) - if I don't play this right.
- (Laughs) - Oh, my God! And, Jenna, what's going through your mind? Oh, my God, I'm so I'm so nervous.
I don't know what this one has up his sleeve, and that's really freaking me out right now.
I'm hoping that we'll be speaking to we each other tomorrow.
We're already like, what? Okay, you ready to get this thing started?! - (Cheers and applause) - All right.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Up in the balcony right there.
- Yeah, what is this? - Up in the balcony Yes! LL: Would that be Quentin Tarantino?! - (Cheers and applause) - Chrissy: Oh, my God.
At "Lip Sync Battle"? (Laughs) Yeah! That "Hateful Eight" is hot, baby! (Cheers and applause) - So, Jenna - Yes.
You're up first.
Come on over.
Ladies first.
- All right.
- Our man Quentin Tarantino in the building.
- All right, guys.
- All right, now let's see how this Tatum takeover came together.
(Cheering) I'm pumped.
I'm pumped.
Let's do this.
Man: Music on three, two, one.
Awesome.
That was so much fun.
Like Wha-a-t?! - Oh, it's going down, people.
- (Laughing) Yes! Queen Jenna's in the house.
I don't see you! I feel like you're rehearsing something.
We have some fun things for you.
Lord, this is crazy and exciting.
That's all I do, essentially.
(Chuckles) (Scattered cheers and clapping) They're screaming for him already.
- (scattered cheers) - This can't be happening.
This is literally the most epic, like, - household battle.
- I know! - Oh, perfect.
- What is it? What is it? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Get out of my business! - No! (Laughs) Jenna: I can see you.
_ Ah! Good lord.
(Grunts) God.
How do y'all do this? - Hi, beauty, how are you? - Stalking you.
- Oh, my God.
- How are you? This is like the stupidest, - craziest, most fun thing I've ever done in my life.
- I'm dying.
Woman: Okay, let's clear the stage.
Hey! Ah! - How do you feel? - (Bleep) awesome.
Feels so fun.
I feel like a rockstar for a night.
Living out my dreams.
Man: Clear the steady-cam aisle, please.
The energy back here, the people, everyone is here for fun, and if you don't have fun, there's no point doing this.
Man: Two minutes to stage.
I have one surprise.
I have a big surprise.
I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
It's so fun.
With Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted," here's Jenna Dewan Tatum! ("Cold Hearted" plays) He's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play he don't play by rules - Whoo! - Uh-oh girl, don't play the fool now you're the one givin' up the love any time he needs it but you turn your back and then he's off and running with the crowd you're the one to sacrifice anything to please him do you really think he thinks about you when he's out? He's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies - Oh! - He's a lover boy at play he don't play by rules uh-oh girl, don't play the fool now how come how come he can he can tell-a tell-a you're-a always number one without a doubt when-a he is he is always always squirmin' like a little snake under-a e-ver-y-a rock you've been you've been workin' workin' on the love he's been only playing undercover all the while you will on-ly see a rep-tile take a take 'nother look into his eyes you could find somebody better, girl gotta tell ya, he's c-cold as ice Oh, my solo! He's cold as ice he's cold as ice stay away from him, girl (Cheers and applause) C-c-coldhearted s-snake he's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play he don't play by rules uh-oh girl, don't play the fool.
(Cheers and applause) LL: Wow! - They're the same! - LL: Wow! (Cheers and applause continue) Yo, wow! - That was an amazing performance.
- I'm freaking out.
(Cheers and applause) Chrissy, Chrissy, baby, ladies, turn this way for me.
- Hi, Paula! - Hi, sweetheart.
- Was that hot or what? - What just happened?! This is amazing! I thought it was perfection to begin with with just you, and then you bring out Paula, and you guys were dancing like you were in the womb together.
You are exactly in sync.
You know the crazy thing is when we make mistakes, we make the same mistakes too, it's nuts.
That's what happens when you've been watching that video since you were eight and trying to do it - Aww.
- every chance you can.
- That was so cool.
- (Cheers and applause) And you know, I have a confession to make.
I'm also a fan.
I'm also a fan, Paula.
- I'm a fan.
- I'm also a fan.
I love you.
So, Channing, Channing I'm not going after that.
- Channing? - Mnh-mnh.
What was going through your mind when you're watching that performance? What were you thinking? I just kind of wanted to be in the audience, for one, when Paula came out, no offense, baby.
Thanks, babe.
(Channing laughs) I was like, wait a minute, is that no.
Hold on.
Now it terrifies me because I know my wife - can keep a secret from me, so - (Laughter) We're gonna have a little 'splainin' to do.
This might be the first time I've seen Channing Tatum - speechless, ladies and gentlemen.
- I know, he's all flustered.
- Yep.
- I think that's a good thing.
He's freaking out right now.
He's like, oh, gosh.
- You put the heat on him.
- (Laughter) LL: Ooh.
So, Paula, thank you for stopping by.
- Thank you, Paula.
- My pleasure, I had a great time, thanks.
- (Cheers and applause) - Whoo! That's only the first song.
That's crazy.
Jenna, grab a seat in the VIP.
You can hang out in the VIP for a minute.
Okay Jenna doing "Coldhearted" by Paula Abdul with Paula Abdul.
What's Channing gonna do top that? Find out when "LSB: Battle of the Tatums" returns.
He's a coldhearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies ("20th Century Boy" plays) (Cheers and applause) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We're here with Channing Tatum, half of one of the coolest and apparently most competitive couples in Hollywood.
We just saw his wife Jenna blaze the stage with Paula Abdul.
Let's see how Channing prepared to step up.
(Cheers and applause) Man: Who's more competitive, you or Jenna? That's hard.
That's super hard.
We're super competitive, both of us, both of us, and that's why this could be the last time you ever see us together.
It's very nerve-racking.
We have a child.
This is so unsafe.
Why do you guys wear these? Oh, hell, no, you, (bleep) no.
That's exactly what feels it like.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
- (Laughing) - That's not happening.
(Laughter) We found bras that will fit you if you want to go that far.
I'm not sure if this is a first.
I can't remember.
Got a body suit or something that goes under this? - Do you want one? - Maybe.
Yeah.
- We'll figure it out.
- My nips might be popping out.
Woman: Yes! (Cheering) _ Amazing.
(Laughs) Hi, Channing, how are you? So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
You guys are bringing it.
It's crazy.
It's like Tattum-onium - in the house tonight.
- Tattum-onium.
I do this to myself.
No one else does this to me.
This is such a bad idea.
One shot to check my light.
- Camera rolls.
- Music on three, two, one.
I know both of them are fierce competitors, and they I know they both want to win.
It's gonna be crazy.
Love you guys.
Terrified, sweating out my eyeballs.
Right this way.
- (Laughing) - I love you.
Oh, you're not gonna kiss me because of lipstick? Oh, yeah.
Hoping to freeze his competition, here's Channing Tatum.
("Let It Go" plays) The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a footprint to be seen a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the queen the wind is howling like this swirling storm inside couldn't keep it in heaven knows I tried don't let them in, don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be conceal, don't feel, don't let them know well, now they know (Song pauses, wind whistles) (Song resumes) My power flurries through the air into the ground my soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around and one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back the past is in the past let it go, let it go and I'll rise like the break of dawn let it go, let it go that perfect girl is gone here I stand in the light of day let the storm rage on the cold never bothered me anyway.
(Cheers and applause) (Laughs) Oh, my God! Agh! - Channing - Jenna: Oh (Laughs) Channing.
Oh, man.
My childhood fantasy.
"Magic Mike," action star (Cheers and applause) Yeah.
Princess Quad.
(Laughs) Yo, yo, that was Yo, that was I mean, that was ballsy.
- No pun intended.
- It's tiring.
Man, Elsa didn't look this tired.
(Laughter) - I mean I mean, Chrissy, - I know.
Did Channing melt your heart or A very different tactic than Jenna.
(Laughter) No sex appeal, but I like it.
- What? - (Audience groans) - This doesn't do - No, no, I've seen "Magic Mike.
" I like seeing this version.
This is this is more "Mystery Mike.
" Yeah.
And you clearly have a daughter You clearly have a daughter who must who's going to be so happy.
And confused.
And really, really confused.
(Laughter) So basically, this is a father showing his love - for his daughter.
- Trying to ruin the movie for her so we never have to watch it again.
(Laughter and applause) I tell you so look, obviously, you guys are musical family.
What's up with the playlist at home? It's basically there's a Justin Bieber channel.
There's no, it's everything, man.
It's literally everything.
I love it, I love it, I love it.
Now, Jenna.
- Yes? - This is your daughter's favorite song.
Oh, my God, yes.
Is Channing playing fair right now? I mean, that I don't even know what just happened.
Well, if I don't win here, I'm definitely gonna win at home.
- That was the plan.
- Oh, my God.
(Chuckles) Oh All right, Channing, join your wife in the VIP.
Wow, Mystery Mike.
What is this? If you're just tuning in, that is Channing Tatum as Princess Elsa.
And we're just getting started.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Tatum are using every trick in the book to edge each other out of the game.
More huge performances when we come back.
"Lip Sync Battle," baby, it's on! Let it go, let it go I'm one with the wind and sky let it go, let it go ("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle," Tatum v Tatum! So far it's been a night full of wild surprises.
Now, Channing, Channing, your wife's up next.
Are you ready for this? (Laughs) No, no.
No! Not at all.
Ladies and gentlemen, hoping to bring home a new belt, here's Jenna Dewan Tatum.
(Cheers and applause) (Ginuwine's "Pony" plays) I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner someone who knows how to ride without even falling off gotta be compatible takes me to my limits girl when I break you off I promise that you won't want to get off if you're horny let's do it ride it my pony my saddle's waiting come and jump on it if you're horny let's do it ride it my pony my saddle's waiting come and jump on it sitting here flossing peeping your steelo just once if I have the chance the things I will do to you you and your body every single portion send chills up and down your spine Oh! Juices flowing down your thigh if you're horny let's do it ride it my pony my saddle's waiting come and jump on it.
(Cheers and applause) Ohh! (Shouts) Jenna! (Cheers and applause continue) Oh.
(Chuckles) (Laughs) What? What?! (Cheers and applause) Wow, Channing, Channing? Have a seat in the VIP for minute.
Try to cool off.
Whoo! (Cheers and applause) - Chrissy - Oh, my God.
Chrissy, what are you feeling? This hot mama doesn't even need paint-on abs.
- Look at this body.
Are you kidding me? - That's not true.
That's not true.
- Like flex.
- She's ready for war.
Chrissy: Oh, my God.
She's ready for war.
Sparks were flying out there.
That was unbelievable.
- Thanks, homes.
- Unbelievable.
Nice thong.
I would've chose a different color.
Oh! You gonna be hatin' right now? So, Jenna, what was it like to step into Channing's shoes and Magic Mike him? Let me tell you guys stripping ain't easy.
I have a whole new respect for what y'all did in those movies.
That is hard.
My body doesn't want to do those things, all this.
Is this like it typical night at the Tatum household, or Totally, we lap dance every night.
(Cheers and applause) I'm into it.
Channing, can you even talk after that? Nope.
Nope.
No, come on, no, unh-unh.
- Sparks flying? - I'll do this.
- Aw! - Oh! Thanks, babe.
That means a lot from Magic Mike.
Well, Jenna, you head on over to the VIP.
- You look fantastic.
- Chrissy: Oh, my God.
Give each other a hug.
That was amazing.
It's a family affair.
Jenna just Magic Miked Magic Mike.
Only on "Lip Sync Battle," right? When we return, Channing gets even with a performance you don't want to miss.
Stars, music, lip-syncing! It's the new wave.
("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle" of the Tatums! Channing and Jenna put so much heart and fire into this.
They've given us one showstopping number after another, but it's not over yet.
Channing has one more performance.
Now, Jenna, Jenna Are you ready for this? Absolutely not.
Hoping to be king of the lip-sync world, here's Channing Tatum.
(Cheers and applause) (Dramatic music plays) (Woman vocalizing operatically) (Mouthing words) Oh, my God! (Beyoncé's "Girls Who Run the World" plays) Girls, we run this mother yeah girls, we run this mother yeah girls, we run this mother who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls some of them men think they freak this like we do but, no, they don't make your check come at they neck disrespect us, no, they won't boy, don't even try to touch this boy this beat is crazy this is how they made me Houston, Texas, baby my persuasion can build a nation endless power the love we can devour you'll do anything for me who run the world? Girls, girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run the world? Girls, girls - who run the world? Girls, girls - (Cheers and applause) Who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who are we? What we run? The world Who run this mother? Who are we? What we run? We run the world who run the world? Girls (Cheers and applause) LL: Channing.
Channing! (Cheers and applause continue) Channing! - Channing.
- Mm.
(Laughs) Chrissy: They are losing their minds.
People are crying.
The room just exploded.
(Laughs) Channing Tatum as Beyoncé with Beyoncé.
Welcome to the Thunderdome.
It's Chan-damonium.
And give it up for Beyoncé, the inspiration, one more time.
- (Cheers and applause) - Whoo! I'm so sorry.
(Laughs) She is not okay right now.
So is so not okay right now.
I'm never going home, guys! - Can I stay with anybody? - This is a tribute to the artists we love.
(Cheers and applause continue) I can't even I feel like I'm dreaming right now.
This is crazy.
That just happened.
Now you're happening.
That's what this show is all about.
(Cheers and applause) Was this like a dream come true? To perform like this? I've always dreamed of doing this.
This is I mean, since I was a little girl Yeah! Just always dreamed of doing it, you know.
It just happened, and I'm so excited.
What's funny is you look like that dude on the cover of the Harlequin novels.
- What's my man's name? - Fabio.
Fabio! You look like Fabio! - Flabbio! - Fabio! Thor Fabio.
- Yo - (Laughs) That was hilarious.
Chrissy, can you believe it? Beyoncé just came out.
You guys lost your minds.
Y'all killed it.
I'm trembling.
So, so, Channing, the moves, the hair, the vibe, how did you pull this off, man? Uh, I just had Beyoncé come out.
(Laughs) That was pretty much it, no.
By the way, everybody that runs behind the scenes on this show is unreal.
- Yes! - (Cheers and applause) Okay, so, Jenna? - What the what are supposed - Jenna? Jenna! What are you thinking? What are you feeling right now? What's the vibe? (Stammers) I'm a little nervous.
Did you know he had Beyoncé's number? - No.
- Where did that friend come from? This is amazeballs, whatever this is.
Oh, like you've never seen this before.
This is normal occurrence in our house at night.
Your blow-out is phenomenal, and I cannot believe that just happened! I'm freaking out.
This is unfair.
(Cheers and applause) - Well, this is the pinnacle of insanity.
- Jenna: It's cool.
It's fine.
This is why we love this show, ladies and gentlemen.
This is why I love it.
Give it up for Channing Tatum.
(Cheers and applause) As Beyoncé.
Channing Tatum as Queen B.
Queen c.
- Chrissy: Wow! - Well, check it out, Channing Tatum is Queen B! "Lip Sync Battle" is exploding tonight! When we come back, one Tatum gets gold.
Don't miss it.
Who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls Woman: Amazing! Man: And we're clear.
Not bad, everyone.
Commercial break comes back in three minutes, guys, - three minutes.
- (Cheers and applause) Oh, yes! Check it out.
Quentin ladies and gentlemen, Quentin Tarantino in the building! (Cheers and applause) _ _ - You have to go home to that! - Yes! Quentin, come say what's up.
Say what's up.
Say what's up.
- Yo, I love you - Thank you for coming, thank you.
_ (Chattering) Let me see you! _ _ - All good.
- My man.
(Cheering) But you bring Beyoncé?! What? What? Oh, man.
Aw, man! I had no intention of her actually coming.
I was gonna bring out like a cardboard cutout of her at the end, and then it happened, and I'm like, I gotta do Beyoncé with Beyoncé.
- Your eyes.
- Yeah, I was like I literally forgot what (Laughs) Oh, left, right, right, right.
Excuse myself, my name is Chan.
(Laughing) Oh Oh, my God, that is happening.
I'm making that video.
- Let me introduce Mike.
- Yeah, yeah.
That's happening.
(Cheers and applause) As I told you, "Lip Sync Battle," we deliver the surprises, you know what I'm saying? ("20th Century Boy" plays) Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now, tonight was one of the most incredible shows we've ever had on this stage, wouldn't you agree? - (Cheers and applause) - Give it for Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum.
We now have proof this is the coolest couple on the planet.
(Cheers and applause) Now, Channing and Jenna took over the stage tonight and put on an epic show for the fans.
Channing was a princess.
(Chuckles) Jenna brought out her idol, Paula Abdul.
Magic Mike got Magic Miked, and in a moment that is sure to break the Internet, we had the one and only Queen B on "Lip Sync Battle.
" The new wave.
The new wave! Now this is a special night.
We're breaking all the rules, okay? So after those performances there's no way we can choose a winner.
And since the belt is going to the same household anyway Chrissy, the belt please.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, the first championship couple and future hall of famers of "Lip Sync Battle," Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum! (Cheers and applause) Is there anything you guys wanna say? What are you feeling? What are you feeling? Anything you wanna say? As soon as she turns around, I'm taking - I'm stealing it.
- We're gonna fight this.
It's gonna be like, no, it's on my side of the bed.
- Man: Jenna! - It's on my side of the bed.
You guys are amazing.
Thank you so much.
Channing, what do you think? Uh, pretty much, we're probably gonna argue so much about actually who won.
- Who would have actually - You guys actually let us save our marriage.
Who would think? Look, at the end of the day, you both won because you provided so much entertainment, joy, and fun to our fans, you know what I'm saying? And in the spirit of fun you guys came out here, you put your heart and soul into it, and everybody And everybody watching around the world, give it up for the Tatums! (Cheers and applause) Guys, come here, come here.
Gather round.
Gather round.
Gather round.
So much love and respect to the family Tatum for gracing the stage tonight, and of course, thanks to the lovely Paula Abdul and the one and only Beyoncé.
And from me, LL Cool J and Chrissy Tiegen, good night! And remember, whatever you do, knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out, L! Who run the world? Girls, girls who run the world? Girls, girls Victory lap, victory dance.
Who run the world? Girls, girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls who run this mother? Girls Game changer only on "Lip Sync Battle," baby.
LL: This season on "Lip Sync Battle" This is such a bad idea.
Woman: Three, two "Lip Sync Battle"! You guys ready for a battle? I still get so excited.
He should just go home now 'cause it's over! I'll see you later, sir, on the dance floor.
- You ready? - Oh, God! Let's go sync some lips.
Look into my eyes.
I'm plannin' to vandalize.
(Shouts) Slam! Duh duh duh duh I'm feeling like you're gonna come up a little short.
You understand that more than anyone.
Marmalade, ooh This whole show is such animalistic love.
You're a (bleep) dead man.
Oh, you son of a bitch! (Laughs) Agh! I'm not wearing anything underneath this.
- Come here, you little - This is stupid.
- Look him, he's just so cute.
Ding dong! - This is Aaron! Over to the front and touch your toes - That was twerking, LL.
- Is that what that was? These at my butt-noculars.
They're upside down, Chrissy.
I don't want any Who run this mother? - (Screaming) - Who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls who run the world? Girls all you people, can't you see - can't you see - I didn't even know you guys lifted the restraining order.
DMC with a mic in my hand It was dope.
They're (bleep) here.
I can't believe it.
It's crazy.
- Your groin looks incredible.
- Eyes up here, all right? - "Lip Sync Battle," not - Dick-sync battle.
Living in a world of ghetto life - Boner check.
- Bong! Now watch me whip, now watch me nae-nae I don't feel good.
(Laughter) Chrissy! One of the best nights of my entire life.
It's so lovely to be here tonight on the "Lip Sync Battle" show.
(Rock music plays) LL: You are not on LSD.
You are on "LSB.
" I have been begging to be here, and I finally made it! (Guffawing) Yo, I can't even take this (bleep)!