Living In Your Car (2010) s02e01 Episode Script
Chapter 14
Do your time to pay the price for every thing you've done wrong, baby.
In your life, you get so high there's nowhere left to go but down.
Don't believe that no one cares, 'cause we're here waiting for you, baby.
Do your time, then come home for then come home for good.
this is all happening because you wanted to take the company public! You wanted to expand! We needed the money for that.
You're going down! All right.
All right.
Let him go.
Hey, hey, come on.
Hey! My brother had me committed.
- Your brother? - Kevin! You met him, right? Oh, you meant Carl.
I thought you meant Kyle.
Can I please use your shower, Carl? It's Kyle, Carl's brother! Some people might get nervous about a well known corporate criminal handling their mail.
And some of them might want my autograph.
We know you had Sandy hide the money, and if we know, it's only a matter of time before the courts know.
A bank account? - In my name? - In your name.
Is there money in it? Over a million dollars.
I'll be right back, honey, so save me a piece of cake.
Get Steve to confess.
Yeah, we'll just tell him it's a ploy to get Gordon and Liev.
It's risky though.
Because once the law gets a hold of him, they may never let him go.
Depending on the number of first stage investors, there could be a first quarter break even point.
Isn't that kind of unheard of? It's all tied to the issue, right to the pocket.
What? But it kinda sounds like a Ponzi scheme.
No, no, no, no.
A Ponzi scheme's intent from the get-go is to cheat the investors.
This is just about raising capital, you know, to get us up and running.
Running what? Whatever looks good at the time.
Stock, a business ripe for the takeover, a timely innovation looking to be exploited.
The point is we'll need to have the money in hand so we can jump when the opportunity presents itself.
But who's gonna invest in anything someone under house arrest is involved in? No one, unfortunately.
But that's where you come in, Oscar.
You're my point man.
Me? I don't carry any weight.
You don't need the weight, you've got the light! The face of youthful honesty.
People are gonna follow you, Oscar, just like they used to follow me.
Yeah, until you kinda led them over the cliff.
Steve, I've brought your guest a little lunch.
Thought you might be getting hungry, Oscar.
Oh, that's very thoughtful of you.
Well, he doesn't get many visitors, and it's nice to know he's got at least one friend.
Oh, God.
Come on, Mom, I've got lots of friends.
Oscar, I've always had lots of friends.
Employees, associates, flunkies.
Very few real friends.
Well, I owe him.
He helped me get my current position.
Intentionally? Sorry? Sometimes, there's a little positive fallout from all the mess he produces.
All in the past, Mom, all in the past.
Therapy, reflection, contrition, you know.
All the things I've practiced over the last few months have kinda, I don't know, made me a new man.
Yeah, I'm sure they have, dear.
Yeah.
So uh Where are you going with that? I'm removing it from your life, just like I did with your Teddy bear when you were twelve and it was becoming an embarrassment.
She seems like a nice lady.
Yeah.
Nice, but a tad unforgiving.
You're about to make someone extraordinarily happy.
I couldn't care less.
Hey, pops, how's the house guest? I don't know and I don't care.
Kindred spirit.
I really like the new digs! Why? Ah, it's just something that a person says.
Insincere person.
You've obviously never felt the pain of having to leave the family home after 30 years.
No, and he never will.
I give his marriage one more year at the most.
Let's keep it cordial here.
We only moved because what Steve did at Uncor made it very hard for us to look our neighbours in the eye.
It's a good thing we got out of there when we did before we were forced to have him come live with us.
He said you did it out of the goodness of your heart! Out of the goodness of her heart! I was perfectly fine leaving him to rot in jail.
Me too.
Tough crowd.
It's clear I'm not gonna be able to work my way back into the game by doing things the normal way.
Did you ever do things the normal way? Yeah, I just did them very fast.
But I'm burdened by my reputation.
So if I want back in, I'm gonna have to sneak in the side door.
Okay, so just study this proposal for a while.
Now, when I'm ready to make my move I'll be in touch.
Look, I've got a pretty good position in my company.
I don't wanna do anything to ruin my chances of making it even better.
Then think of it as insurance in case it doesn't get better.
And in fact, Oscar, it gets much worse, because there's always somebody coming up behind you.
You need to have options.
Go on, here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
What do you want? Show him.
You're free.
Really? Wow.
I'm free.
Oh hi, Dad.
Come to say hello? Jesus! He pinched me when he was taking that thing off my ankle! Like it really hurts! Like suck it up, will you? I wanna show you something.
I'm pretty sure he did it intentionally, too.
He probably did! His kid had a job at your company before it collapsed.
Kid was thrown into a deep depression, hasn't worked since.
Wow.
You know, I don't know how many more stories like that I can hear without getting thrown into a pretty deep depression myself.
Yeah, like anybody cares about that.
Get in.
What's with the beard, anyway? I thought it would make me look more formidable.
You were wrong.
Asshole.
So I'm a free man now! Well, not quite.
What's that mean? Uh, you know, you're under my supervision until we get this all sorted out.
You told me you already sorted it all out.
Are you sure I didn't say I think I can sort it all out? Yeah, you said I had nothing to worry about, Neil! You sure I didn't say you might have nothing to worry about? You told me that you'd found the accountant that Gordon and Liev used to set me up.
Did I actually say found, and not possibly found? You said found, and you also said he was willing to come forward and tell the truth about that bank account that's in my name, right? With some persuasion.
You didn't say, "with some persuasion.
" Well then, you weren't Listening between the lines! So he needs to be persuaded to come forward.
No, first he needs to be persuaded to admit that he is who he actually is.
We-we need to persuade him to admit he's Sandy Buckenhouse, the accountant? No, you need to persuade him that he's Sandy Buckenhouse, the accountant.
He's using a different name now.
Well, I mean, are you actually sure that it's Sa wait, what-what do you mean I-I have to persuade him? It's your turn.
You've already tried? No, I mean it's your turn to do some persuading! - What? - Do you realize how hard it was for me to convince the court to let you go just so you could do this? This being the thing that you'd promised to do yourself! Till I realized how time consuming it would be.
Hey, look, did I not find the guy for you? Did I not do that? Did you, Neil? Did you find him? Well, my P.
I.
Is pretty sure it's him.
Well, couldn't your P.
I.
Have gone that little extra distance and made absolutely sure? Not without charging me more than I was willing to pay.
- That's him right there.
- You sure? Not entirely, no.
Who-who's this? Marty.
Uh, I'm his nephew.
Wendy's nephew.
It's the same thing.
No, it's not.
Marty's been helping me on the Sandy Buckenhouse thing.
Yep, and that's him.
You mean that might be him.
Well, you're not gonna find out sitting here on your ass, so Are you in a hurry or something? Excuse me? Yeah! Toby and I have a network meeting stunning new concept for a reality show.
So I guess you're gonna ride that sick pony until it collapses and dies.
That dream will never expire, Steven.
All right, but feel free to mock me, you know, if it's the only pleasure you can find in your emotional, tattered, ruined life.
I'm just wondering, how many times does cable television allow you to fail, you know - Fail? - Before they decide to pull the plug.
Those weren't failures! Those weren't failures, Steven.
They were rehearsals! Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Because once this thing gets going, all right, you're gonna have to find yourself a new lawyer.
I'm a lawyer, you can use me! Oh, thanks, that's comforting, but It's gonna take him a little while to adjust.
You know, my-my legal advice and friendship have been invaluable to him.
It's actually been quite a while since I've thought of you as a lawyer.
And if I need to fill that gap you'll leave in my life, I'll just find an unemployed circus clown to hang out with.
I love clowns.
Hi there.
Remember me? No.
No? You used to work for my company.
Oh, what company is that? Uncor International.
Yeah, you were an accountant there.
Oh! An accountant.
I've never been an accountant.
And you were given a special assignment by my two partners to siphon as much money as possible out of the corporation for them.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You were also assigned to set me up by opening a bank account in my name and depositing a million dollars in it.
Do I look like the kind of person somebody would trust with that much money? Now, go away! If I don't get this car in mint condition, I'm gonna lose my job.
Your name is Sandy Buckenhouse, isn't it? No! It's LeonardCohen.
Leonard Cohen.
Your name's Leonard Cohen?! Yeah! What, you think only Leonard Cohen can be called Leonard Cohen? My boss wants to know why you're standing here watching me, he thinks you're a cop.
Okay, so tell him who I really am, then.
Look, can you just go away? You could be responsible for losing me this job.
You could be responsible for me spending about a decade in prison! Can you just go away? No.
But if you level with me, I might be able to help you.
The government lawyers told me I had no choice but to testify and help keep Gordon and Liev in prison for another ten years, or I could go to prison for that long myself.
Why didn't you take the deal? Because Gordon and Liev told me that if I ever ratted on them, they would have me killed.
And you believed them? They told me they've had people killed before.
They were just trying to scare you! I saw the pictures! What pictures? Pictures of their victims! They sent some guy to my house and showed them to me.
Wow.
So that's when you went into hiding.
You actually believed Gordon and Liev would have you killed if you cooperated with the government.
Well, they're very persuasive guys.
They persuaded me to do a lot of things I didn't wanna do.
Stealing money from the company, opening that account under your name.
I felt really bad about that, by the way.
Yeah, well, you know, you were afraid for your life, so No, that was before.
I just did that 'cause they paid me.
That's one of the ways they were persuasive.
They-they paid me.
Right.
So how much did they siphon out of the company, anyway? Roughly 30 million.
Oh, bastards! They could be even more responsible for the collapse of that company than I am! I knew there should've been a better cash flow situation! I-I-I knew it! Well, at least you kind of admitted the things you did; They really hid a lot.
Yeah, with your help.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Hmm.
Sorry doesn't cut it there, Sandy.
You need to help me make them pay.
You mean pay it back.
Yeah, and then after that just pay.
You want revenge? I want justice.
Okay, and a dose of revenge, too.
But I'm scared! It's possible they've actually had people killed in the past, you know.
And even if they haven't, that doesn't mean they're not gonna have it done to me! Oh, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
You could be right.
Clearly, there was a lot of nastiness in their personalities I wasn't aware of.
I don't mean normal business nasty; I mean actual human nasty.
Yeah Okay, tell you what.
I'm gonna find a place to hide you until I'm ready to make my move.
Make your move? What does that mean? Well, we could just go to the government lawyers and you could agree to testify against Gordon and Liev, but there are two problems with that.
Yeah, it doesn't necessarily guarantee me my safety! Yeah, and it's not nearly enough for revenge.
I mean, a few more years in prison for those pricks, that's not bad.
But I can do better, Sandy, for both of us.
You live here? Yeah, yeah.
- In one of these? - No, in a luxury sedan.
So where is it? Good question.
- Hey there! - Welcome back.
Yeah.
So where's Carol? Oh, she's gone.
She said she wanted to see more of the country.
Really? Actually, she left a note for you.
Wow "See you later.
" Heh.
Touching.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone else to cook for you.
It wasn't just that she- you know, she was my friend! Listen, you wouldn't happen to know where my car is? Nah.
Sorry, man.
Okay.
Come on.
Hey! I was wondering when you were gonna turn up.
Peggy?! What are you doing here? Well, Carl said if I was ever in a jam and needed a place to live, that he'd put me up.
So there I was in a jam, and I made my way over here, only to find out that the guy is dead! Some kind of welcome that is! Yeah, well, you know.
Anyway, his brother Kevin said it was all right if I just moved in.
Kev Kevin was here? Yeah.
Came by to pick up some of Carl's things for the remorial.
The-the what? The remorial! You know, the thing where friends and relatives get together to remember someone.
That's actually called a memorial.
Who's that guy? He's just a friend of mine.
So, listen, anyway do you know what happened to my car? Your car That big fancy job? - Yeah.
- What's the point of that, eh? What, are you trying to prove something by owning that kind of vehicle? Yeah, I was.
Anyway, do you know what happened to it? A guy in a suit come and took it away.
He had it towed? No, silly! He drove it.
He had keys.
Oh, asshole.
Asshole! Hey, you know Kevin was pretty upset you didn't show up for the remorial.
Said Carl would've been heartbroken.
Yeah.
Listen, Peggy, I think I already told you this, but Carl never actually existed, okay? You know, he was just part of a complex - I know, I know you think he was a fragment of Kevin's imagination.
Figment.
Figment, yeah.
Yeah.
She told me you'd say that.
Who? Me.
Oh, God.
Who are you? Well, according to your theory, I must be another one of Kevin's fictitious siblings.
Don't waste your time with this man.
He almost destroyed my brother's will to live.
Peggy, so who is Her name is Kendra, and I think I'm in love! I mean, we just met, but So you actually know that uh She's not a woman, huh? She's a man.
I love women, Steve! I thought you were well aware of that fact.
No, I wasn't.
But anyway, uh, she is not a woman, so Oh, don't get thrown by a little facial hair, Steve.
Lots of women have to get that dialysis thing for that.
Yeah, it's electrolysis, okay?! She'll have to get electrolysis! Is he talking about me? If you don't like it, you don't have to look at it.
I love it! - Now where? - Don't worry about it.
I'm just asking.
So you're out? - Yes, I am.
- That's too bad.
Oh, it's nice to see you too.
Who are those people? A father and daughter busker team.
Buskers, huh? Wow.
They any good? How the hell would I know? Right.
Well, anyway, see ya.
I'm gonna go get my car back.
Can't just let that go, eh? No, no, I can't.
Idiot! You're not gonna be playing that thing around here are ya? Not unless you pay me.
Try and get along with these people, papa! Okay, okay! Okay.
Honey, I just need to talk to your mother.
About what? Oh, just a couple of little matters.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, she's, uh, not at the house, so um you went to the house? Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't help but notice that it's completely empty.
Why is that? She sold it.
You hadn't heard? Well, I've been under house arrest, Phil, so, uh, no, I hadn't.
Ah, I thought Kate might've mentioned it.
I didn't wanna upset him.
Thanks, honey.
So how much did she get for it? Well, not as much as she was hoping for, but still, quite a bit.
Okay, so uh Where's my share? I don't think you get a share, Steve.
Well, of course I do, Phil! I mean the marital home is supposed to be The government set up some sort of victims fund.
Your share went to help out your more destitute former employees.
They're allowed to do that? It was Neil's idea.
Neil set it up? It was part of the deal that he offered to get you out on bail.
Excuse me.
I just, uh, have to um Can I borrow your cell phone, honey? Yeah, sure.
Here.
Excuse me.
Okay, really? Do they have to be documentary filmmakers? Can they be cops instead? You know, like a team of cops? Or could they be doctors? You know, a team of doctors, some of whom are former cops? Yeah, I'm-I'm so sorry.
I am sorry.
Uh, hi, I can't, uh, I can't talk right now.
Oh yes you can! That's what you're doing right now! I mean, I'm in a meeting.
You know what? I don't care.
Just excuse me.
No, no, no, no! No! Are you fucking kidding me? I am so sorry.
- Be right back.
- He'll be right back.
Look, make this fast, asshole.
This meeting's about my future.
You know what? You don't have a future, Neil, because I'm gonna kill you.
See, I've got nothing left to lose, so I am going to kill you, and I'm gonna kill you very slowly! Is this about the car? Well, it was gonna be about the car, Neil, until I found out about the house.
Okay, good, good.
Because the car had to go.
All right? Now what about the house? It was sold, Neil.
Yeah, it was sold! It was? Really? That was that was fast.
Well, you knew it would eventually.
Yeah, and I was expecting my share of the proceeds when that happened.
Why? Why? You knew about the victims fund.
No, no, no, I didn't! You know I had to make certain concessions in order to get you out of jail! Yeah, you had to agree to let them put me in that ankle bracelet! What, and you think that was all? Please, you're a major corporate criminal! Okay, they weren't just going to let, you know, you out without me coughing over your half of the house.
Look, I got a meeting here.
I gotta go, okay? No, no, Neil! Neil! Neil! I'm so sorry.
That was, uh, well Good news, I'm sure.
It's been going off all day, as you well know.
It's hard to keep good news.
All right, okay.
So, stand alone.
You know, none of this novelistic cable bullshit.
Every episode wraps itself up.
Yeah.
You know, and one more thing: Don't make it too good.
It doesn't have to be a fucking piece of art.
It's just a network one hour drama, just like all the other network one hour dramas, you got that? - Absolutely! - Yeah.
Yeah.
Just one little thing based on you're saying.
Yeah.
Ours isn't a drama.
It's not a drama? No! You're telling me a show about urban warfare is a fuckin' comedy? Ah, urban warfare.
I love you guys! You guys are too much! I love you guys! Urban warfare See, that's not our show.
Our show's something else.
It's a reality show.
Oh, wait a minute.
Realite.
You're not here about this? What? No! Those are other guys.
You're not these guys? - No, no.
- No, we're, uh, us.
We're us.
All right, get out.
- Uh - What? Get the fuck outta here! Sure, yeah.
And if you ever tell anybody about this anybody at all you're fuckin' finished in this business.
Whoever the fuck you are! Jesus fuckin' Christ! She sold you car too? No, she gave Neil the key so he could sell it.
He got a good price for it, apparently.
You knew about this? Well, yeah.
They asked if I was interested in buying it, seeing as my uh fortune's been on the upswing lately.
Yeah, he's hooked up with an old friend.
Anyways, Lola wouldn't hear of it.
She didn't want anything to do with something that had belonged to you.
So they sold it to some TV exec Neil knows.
Toby? She helped him sell my car to her former lover? That's an act of betrayal I can't even begin to fathom! Okay, lowlife, what have you done to this poor man? The more important question is what has he done to me! Lola, maybe you shouldn't get involved in this.
Well, it's too late.
He's been sitting in my kitchen crying like a scared kid because of what Steve here is making him do! He helped frame me, Lola! He opened that bank account in my name! He got me arrested! But did he put your life in danger? Because that's what you're doing to him! Your former partners are gonna have him whacked because of what you're pressuring Okay, you know, why are we letting this pitiful excuse for a human being sit on our couch, Phil?! Sorry, honey, I know you love the idiot.
Yeah, grandma, I do, so could you please cut him a little slack? Because he's clearly very upset You know what? I've got a plan.
What? Yeah, I've got a plan to make it all okay.
My problems with the law, Sandy's problems with those two evil swine I used to work with - everything.
- I've got a plan.
- You hear that? He's got a plan.
Oh, well, that's just terrific doll, because your dad's plans have always been real exciting to watch unfold.
Like a plane skidding off the runway! Anything I can do, Steve? I'm here to help.
No, you're not! Hey, come on, he's family! He's a disease! He's something to be avoided! Grandma! I'm sorry, honey.
No, she's not.
I'm not.
- He's late.
- Is he usually on time? No, he's usually late.
Maybe you should try being late yourself.
It doesn't work.
No matter how late I am, he's always later.
Hey.
- You're late! - Yeah.
So what? You're lucky I even showed up at all! I'm pretty busy these days.
Right, right.
He's in development.
Yeah.
Actually, it's pre-development.
That's where I get to decide which network is gonna be lucky enough to, uh, to air my show.
It's a pretty exciting time to be me.
Why is the accountant so glum? I hear Witness Protection can be a blast.
Hi.
Sorry I'm late.
- Who's he? - Neil's nephew.
My wife's nephew.
- It's the same thing.
- No, it's not.
What's he doing here? I told you, I might need him to take over your case.
I never agreed to that, Neil! You should; I'm an excellent lawyer.
Yeah, he'll do in a pinch.
Look, let's just go see this hard-ass prosecutor who's willing to play ball, all right? You know what? No.
No, no.
First things first.
- What? - I want my car back.
No can do, pal! It's time to move on.
- That car was my home, Neil! - It was your illness.
It was his refuge.
Well, it's a refuge that he can't afford and an illness you need to get over.
Where am I gonna live? We'll talk about that later.
Is your 16-year-old daughter coming to this meeting with us? Yes! I'm his adviser.
Well, what the hell am I? You're the asshole who took away what was left of my identity! Your identity That's a bit rich, don't you think? Come on, let's go.
Hey.
Sourpuss, you coming? I have to be sent somewhere warm.
I think I'm developing arthritis.
No problem.
Palm trees and coconuts.
Like they're gonna give a shit about his fuckin' knuckles.
So, that worked out pretty well.
- You think? - Well, you're off the hook.
He's off to the town of butthole to start a whole new life.
Gordon and Liev are facing obstruction of justice charges which should add another five years to their prison sentences.
You know what? You've got a lot to thank me for.
- Do you think so, Neil? - Yeah, I do.
- Do you really think? - Dad! Dad! No, it's okay, hon.
'Cause I would really just love to thank him really? Dad! Dad! That's okay, 'cause I am so used to your complete and total lack of gratitude for everything that I do to you for you.
Yeah? Things like selling my car? Facilitating the sale of my house? Hold on one second, I got a call.
Yeah? Are you sure? You're sure? Right then.
Okay.
Okay, you know what? Hit me with your best shot.
No, I'm serious.
Throttle me.
Throttle me! I deserve everything that you do.
What's going on? Shut your pie hole for two seconds.
I'm serious! Just do it, man! Don't push me, Neil, 'cause I will! Do it! Just do it! We don't have all day! Sorry? Why do you want me why? Toby! Toby! He's-he's shooting, filming us for a new show.
- What new show? - The new He just got this idea for the new show when he was watching you about to assault me! It's about a lawyer who deals with extremely difficult clients! It's called um Oh, that's good.
What? What was it called? "Way over the edge!" Can I be a consultant on that? - Maybe, maybe.
- No, no, no maybes! Hey, make a commitment.
Let's work together on this! Work together on what? Let's collaborate on the show.
I got a lot of- Maybe.
Okay, maybe.
Look, look! The show just walked away! Look, I'm very attractive! Ahhhhhh! Nyah nyah nyah! What's going on, Steve? What do you mean? Well, I just talked to my mother, and what the hell are you doing taking Kate out of school and dragging her into your legal mess? I thought I might need her to, you know.
Make people feel sorry for you? Gee, how pathetic have you become? Well, a little more pathetic than I was when I had my car.
Tell Toby I want it back! Toby doesn't have it anymore.
He sold it to some guy from Yemen.
A Yemeni has my car?! Just tell Kate to get back to class and tell her we're gonna have a serious discussion the next time I'm in the city! The next time you're what? W-where are you? I'm pursuing a dream, Steve.
A dream I've had for a very long time.
Oh yeah? Which one exactly? Figure skater, pastry chef? Olympic equestrian.
I'm going for gold.
Wow.
She's going for the gold.
Yeah, she took the money that she got from selling the house and bought herself a share in a horse farm and off she went.
To pursue her Olympic dream.
Oh.
What about you? I don't like horses, remember? So I'm gonna be living with grandma and Phil.
Well, that's nice.
It's good to have a place to live.
I wish I did.
Keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, and surprise! What's this? What is this? You think I was gonna let you sleep out on the street? It's your, uh, it's your new home! You-you bought it? Yeah! Well, no, I mean you did with your share of the money from selling your car, you know? This-this is an RV! Yes, it is.
I'll be living in an RV? Yes, you will, you lucky dog! Dad, it has a shower! It's got a shower.
You won't smell anymore! And a kitchen! A kitchen! That means you can cook meals! And a bed! And a bed-- you can sleep! And guess what else? You'll be able to drive Wherever it is that you go these days.
Dad, this is good! I'll feel so much better with you living in this.
We all will, pal.
All those who love you.
And are you one of those people, Neil? Because I think you're not.
Hey, you know what? I thought you were gonna thank me for this, I really, really did.
You know what, I'm gonna leave now and I'm gonna pretend that that's what you honestly meant to say.
You've hurt my feelings.
It's an RV.
I'll be living here in an RV.
Hey, Dad? It has a TV, a sound system, heating, air Everything that you need and more.
Oh, that's wonderful, honey.
I love this kitchen, man.
Yeah? You don't find it a little cramped? My dad was a cook on passenger trains.
It was exciting to watch him get so much done in such a small space.
The kitchen in my loft is massive.
Any idiot can cook in a kitchen like that.
Yeah, well, if you ever want to exchange living quarters Listen, Oscar, it's really good work on this.
I think they're going to go for it.
- Really? - Oh yeah.
It's a legitimate investment opportunity for risk-taking individuals, which is how Gordon and Liev like to look at themselves.
And you're sure you want to proceed with this? You're not satisfied with keeping them in prison just a little longer? Ah, the idea of using their money to finance my climb back to the top is just too satisfying to pass up.
So you're pretty sure they've got a lot more squirreled away.
Sandy Buckenhouse could only pinpoint about 10 million for that prosecutor.
I'm betting their wives are sitting on three times that, just waiting for instructions on what to do with it.
No.
You just present this to Gordon and Liev as a way to make a huge return on their money.
Let their greed do the rest.
Yeah, I'm a little worried it won't stand up to close scrutiny.
How good are they at reading projections? Well, they both have roughly the same ability to concentrate as a fruit fly.
That's why they needed me, Oscar.
You set up your meeting.
All right.
I hope you like chili.
Oh, yeah.
It's the best I could do on such short notice.
Ah! Come on! Um Where's the Oh, right.
- Here you go.
- Wow! Thanks, Oscar.
Man! I really love this place! Yeah, I guess it's okay.
Hey, Oscar, that's great! That's really good! - So see you later.
- Yeah.
Okay, keep in touch.
Okay, you too.
You no, no.
- That's good.
- Okay, later.
So this is your new home! Yeah well, you know, just until I get my car back.
Come on, this'll be way better! Well, it's a little bit more comfortable, but that car meant please, please, don't go on about how much that stupid car meant to you.
You sound like a fool.
She's kinda right.
But you loved my car.
Not really.
Most people were in awe of it.
Well, it just didn't seem that practical.
It wasn't built to be practical, it was built to be sublime! Go ahead.
- We're all ears.
- Mm-hmm.
Ooh! Chills.
Money! Are you sure? Absolutely.
They bought it 100%.
Yes! I got them! Whoo! I got them! Ssshh! Dad! They said they don't wanna be paid for this.
It's their way of thanking everyone for letting them join the community.
Oh! That's nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, go! Me? Okay.
In your life, you get so high there's nowhere left to go but down.
Don't believe that no one cares, 'cause we're here waiting for you, baby.
Do your time, then come home for then come home for good.
this is all happening because you wanted to take the company public! You wanted to expand! We needed the money for that.
You're going down! All right.
All right.
Let him go.
Hey, hey, come on.
Hey! My brother had me committed.
- Your brother? - Kevin! You met him, right? Oh, you meant Carl.
I thought you meant Kyle.
Can I please use your shower, Carl? It's Kyle, Carl's brother! Some people might get nervous about a well known corporate criminal handling their mail.
And some of them might want my autograph.
We know you had Sandy hide the money, and if we know, it's only a matter of time before the courts know.
A bank account? - In my name? - In your name.
Is there money in it? Over a million dollars.
I'll be right back, honey, so save me a piece of cake.
Get Steve to confess.
Yeah, we'll just tell him it's a ploy to get Gordon and Liev.
It's risky though.
Because once the law gets a hold of him, they may never let him go.
Depending on the number of first stage investors, there could be a first quarter break even point.
Isn't that kind of unheard of? It's all tied to the issue, right to the pocket.
What? But it kinda sounds like a Ponzi scheme.
No, no, no, no.
A Ponzi scheme's intent from the get-go is to cheat the investors.
This is just about raising capital, you know, to get us up and running.
Running what? Whatever looks good at the time.
Stock, a business ripe for the takeover, a timely innovation looking to be exploited.
The point is we'll need to have the money in hand so we can jump when the opportunity presents itself.
But who's gonna invest in anything someone under house arrest is involved in? No one, unfortunately.
But that's where you come in, Oscar.
You're my point man.
Me? I don't carry any weight.
You don't need the weight, you've got the light! The face of youthful honesty.
People are gonna follow you, Oscar, just like they used to follow me.
Yeah, until you kinda led them over the cliff.
Steve, I've brought your guest a little lunch.
Thought you might be getting hungry, Oscar.
Oh, that's very thoughtful of you.
Well, he doesn't get many visitors, and it's nice to know he's got at least one friend.
Oh, God.
Come on, Mom, I've got lots of friends.
Oscar, I've always had lots of friends.
Employees, associates, flunkies.
Very few real friends.
Well, I owe him.
He helped me get my current position.
Intentionally? Sorry? Sometimes, there's a little positive fallout from all the mess he produces.
All in the past, Mom, all in the past.
Therapy, reflection, contrition, you know.
All the things I've practiced over the last few months have kinda, I don't know, made me a new man.
Yeah, I'm sure they have, dear.
Yeah.
So uh Where are you going with that? I'm removing it from your life, just like I did with your Teddy bear when you were twelve and it was becoming an embarrassment.
She seems like a nice lady.
Yeah.
Nice, but a tad unforgiving.
You're about to make someone extraordinarily happy.
I couldn't care less.
Hey, pops, how's the house guest? I don't know and I don't care.
Kindred spirit.
I really like the new digs! Why? Ah, it's just something that a person says.
Insincere person.
You've obviously never felt the pain of having to leave the family home after 30 years.
No, and he never will.
I give his marriage one more year at the most.
Let's keep it cordial here.
We only moved because what Steve did at Uncor made it very hard for us to look our neighbours in the eye.
It's a good thing we got out of there when we did before we were forced to have him come live with us.
He said you did it out of the goodness of your heart! Out of the goodness of her heart! I was perfectly fine leaving him to rot in jail.
Me too.
Tough crowd.
It's clear I'm not gonna be able to work my way back into the game by doing things the normal way.
Did you ever do things the normal way? Yeah, I just did them very fast.
But I'm burdened by my reputation.
So if I want back in, I'm gonna have to sneak in the side door.
Okay, so just study this proposal for a while.
Now, when I'm ready to make my move I'll be in touch.
Look, I've got a pretty good position in my company.
I don't wanna do anything to ruin my chances of making it even better.
Then think of it as insurance in case it doesn't get better.
And in fact, Oscar, it gets much worse, because there's always somebody coming up behind you.
You need to have options.
Go on, here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
What do you want? Show him.
You're free.
Really? Wow.
I'm free.
Oh hi, Dad.
Come to say hello? Jesus! He pinched me when he was taking that thing off my ankle! Like it really hurts! Like suck it up, will you? I wanna show you something.
I'm pretty sure he did it intentionally, too.
He probably did! His kid had a job at your company before it collapsed.
Kid was thrown into a deep depression, hasn't worked since.
Wow.
You know, I don't know how many more stories like that I can hear without getting thrown into a pretty deep depression myself.
Yeah, like anybody cares about that.
Get in.
What's with the beard, anyway? I thought it would make me look more formidable.
You were wrong.
Asshole.
So I'm a free man now! Well, not quite.
What's that mean? Uh, you know, you're under my supervision until we get this all sorted out.
You told me you already sorted it all out.
Are you sure I didn't say I think I can sort it all out? Yeah, you said I had nothing to worry about, Neil! You sure I didn't say you might have nothing to worry about? You told me that you'd found the accountant that Gordon and Liev used to set me up.
Did I actually say found, and not possibly found? You said found, and you also said he was willing to come forward and tell the truth about that bank account that's in my name, right? With some persuasion.
You didn't say, "with some persuasion.
" Well then, you weren't Listening between the lines! So he needs to be persuaded to come forward.
No, first he needs to be persuaded to admit that he is who he actually is.
We-we need to persuade him to admit he's Sandy Buckenhouse, the accountant? No, you need to persuade him that he's Sandy Buckenhouse, the accountant.
He's using a different name now.
Well, I mean, are you actually sure that it's Sa wait, what-what do you mean I-I have to persuade him? It's your turn.
You've already tried? No, I mean it's your turn to do some persuading! - What? - Do you realize how hard it was for me to convince the court to let you go just so you could do this? This being the thing that you'd promised to do yourself! Till I realized how time consuming it would be.
Hey, look, did I not find the guy for you? Did I not do that? Did you, Neil? Did you find him? Well, my P.
I.
Is pretty sure it's him.
Well, couldn't your P.
I.
Have gone that little extra distance and made absolutely sure? Not without charging me more than I was willing to pay.
- That's him right there.
- You sure? Not entirely, no.
Who-who's this? Marty.
Uh, I'm his nephew.
Wendy's nephew.
It's the same thing.
No, it's not.
Marty's been helping me on the Sandy Buckenhouse thing.
Yep, and that's him.
You mean that might be him.
Well, you're not gonna find out sitting here on your ass, so Are you in a hurry or something? Excuse me? Yeah! Toby and I have a network meeting stunning new concept for a reality show.
So I guess you're gonna ride that sick pony until it collapses and dies.
That dream will never expire, Steven.
All right, but feel free to mock me, you know, if it's the only pleasure you can find in your emotional, tattered, ruined life.
I'm just wondering, how many times does cable television allow you to fail, you know - Fail? - Before they decide to pull the plug.
Those weren't failures! Those weren't failures, Steven.
They were rehearsals! Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Because once this thing gets going, all right, you're gonna have to find yourself a new lawyer.
I'm a lawyer, you can use me! Oh, thanks, that's comforting, but It's gonna take him a little while to adjust.
You know, my-my legal advice and friendship have been invaluable to him.
It's actually been quite a while since I've thought of you as a lawyer.
And if I need to fill that gap you'll leave in my life, I'll just find an unemployed circus clown to hang out with.
I love clowns.
Hi there.
Remember me? No.
No? You used to work for my company.
Oh, what company is that? Uncor International.
Yeah, you were an accountant there.
Oh! An accountant.
I've never been an accountant.
And you were given a special assignment by my two partners to siphon as much money as possible out of the corporation for them.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You were also assigned to set me up by opening a bank account in my name and depositing a million dollars in it.
Do I look like the kind of person somebody would trust with that much money? Now, go away! If I don't get this car in mint condition, I'm gonna lose my job.
Your name is Sandy Buckenhouse, isn't it? No! It's LeonardCohen.
Leonard Cohen.
Your name's Leonard Cohen?! Yeah! What, you think only Leonard Cohen can be called Leonard Cohen? My boss wants to know why you're standing here watching me, he thinks you're a cop.
Okay, so tell him who I really am, then.
Look, can you just go away? You could be responsible for losing me this job.
You could be responsible for me spending about a decade in prison! Can you just go away? No.
But if you level with me, I might be able to help you.
The government lawyers told me I had no choice but to testify and help keep Gordon and Liev in prison for another ten years, or I could go to prison for that long myself.
Why didn't you take the deal? Because Gordon and Liev told me that if I ever ratted on them, they would have me killed.
And you believed them? They told me they've had people killed before.
They were just trying to scare you! I saw the pictures! What pictures? Pictures of their victims! They sent some guy to my house and showed them to me.
Wow.
So that's when you went into hiding.
You actually believed Gordon and Liev would have you killed if you cooperated with the government.
Well, they're very persuasive guys.
They persuaded me to do a lot of things I didn't wanna do.
Stealing money from the company, opening that account under your name.
I felt really bad about that, by the way.
Yeah, well, you know, you were afraid for your life, so No, that was before.
I just did that 'cause they paid me.
That's one of the ways they were persuasive.
They-they paid me.
Right.
So how much did they siphon out of the company, anyway? Roughly 30 million.
Oh, bastards! They could be even more responsible for the collapse of that company than I am! I knew there should've been a better cash flow situation! I-I-I knew it! Well, at least you kind of admitted the things you did; They really hid a lot.
Yeah, with your help.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Hmm.
Sorry doesn't cut it there, Sandy.
You need to help me make them pay.
You mean pay it back.
Yeah, and then after that just pay.
You want revenge? I want justice.
Okay, and a dose of revenge, too.
But I'm scared! It's possible they've actually had people killed in the past, you know.
And even if they haven't, that doesn't mean they're not gonna have it done to me! Oh, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
You could be right.
Clearly, there was a lot of nastiness in their personalities I wasn't aware of.
I don't mean normal business nasty; I mean actual human nasty.
Yeah Okay, tell you what.
I'm gonna find a place to hide you until I'm ready to make my move.
Make your move? What does that mean? Well, we could just go to the government lawyers and you could agree to testify against Gordon and Liev, but there are two problems with that.
Yeah, it doesn't necessarily guarantee me my safety! Yeah, and it's not nearly enough for revenge.
I mean, a few more years in prison for those pricks, that's not bad.
But I can do better, Sandy, for both of us.
You live here? Yeah, yeah.
- In one of these? - No, in a luxury sedan.
So where is it? Good question.
- Hey there! - Welcome back.
Yeah.
So where's Carol? Oh, she's gone.
She said she wanted to see more of the country.
Really? Actually, she left a note for you.
Wow "See you later.
" Heh.
Touching.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone else to cook for you.
It wasn't just that she- you know, she was my friend! Listen, you wouldn't happen to know where my car is? Nah.
Sorry, man.
Okay.
Come on.
Hey! I was wondering when you were gonna turn up.
Peggy?! What are you doing here? Well, Carl said if I was ever in a jam and needed a place to live, that he'd put me up.
So there I was in a jam, and I made my way over here, only to find out that the guy is dead! Some kind of welcome that is! Yeah, well, you know.
Anyway, his brother Kevin said it was all right if I just moved in.
Kev Kevin was here? Yeah.
Came by to pick up some of Carl's things for the remorial.
The-the what? The remorial! You know, the thing where friends and relatives get together to remember someone.
That's actually called a memorial.
Who's that guy? He's just a friend of mine.
So, listen, anyway do you know what happened to my car? Your car That big fancy job? - Yeah.
- What's the point of that, eh? What, are you trying to prove something by owning that kind of vehicle? Yeah, I was.
Anyway, do you know what happened to it? A guy in a suit come and took it away.
He had it towed? No, silly! He drove it.
He had keys.
Oh, asshole.
Asshole! Hey, you know Kevin was pretty upset you didn't show up for the remorial.
Said Carl would've been heartbroken.
Yeah.
Listen, Peggy, I think I already told you this, but Carl never actually existed, okay? You know, he was just part of a complex - I know, I know you think he was a fragment of Kevin's imagination.
Figment.
Figment, yeah.
Yeah.
She told me you'd say that.
Who? Me.
Oh, God.
Who are you? Well, according to your theory, I must be another one of Kevin's fictitious siblings.
Don't waste your time with this man.
He almost destroyed my brother's will to live.
Peggy, so who is Her name is Kendra, and I think I'm in love! I mean, we just met, but So you actually know that uh She's not a woman, huh? She's a man.
I love women, Steve! I thought you were well aware of that fact.
No, I wasn't.
But anyway, uh, she is not a woman, so Oh, don't get thrown by a little facial hair, Steve.
Lots of women have to get that dialysis thing for that.
Yeah, it's electrolysis, okay?! She'll have to get electrolysis! Is he talking about me? If you don't like it, you don't have to look at it.
I love it! - Now where? - Don't worry about it.
I'm just asking.
So you're out? - Yes, I am.
- That's too bad.
Oh, it's nice to see you too.
Who are those people? A father and daughter busker team.
Buskers, huh? Wow.
They any good? How the hell would I know? Right.
Well, anyway, see ya.
I'm gonna go get my car back.
Can't just let that go, eh? No, no, I can't.
Idiot! You're not gonna be playing that thing around here are ya? Not unless you pay me.
Try and get along with these people, papa! Okay, okay! Okay.
Honey, I just need to talk to your mother.
About what? Oh, just a couple of little matters.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, she's, uh, not at the house, so um you went to the house? Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't help but notice that it's completely empty.
Why is that? She sold it.
You hadn't heard? Well, I've been under house arrest, Phil, so, uh, no, I hadn't.
Ah, I thought Kate might've mentioned it.
I didn't wanna upset him.
Thanks, honey.
So how much did she get for it? Well, not as much as she was hoping for, but still, quite a bit.
Okay, so uh Where's my share? I don't think you get a share, Steve.
Well, of course I do, Phil! I mean the marital home is supposed to be The government set up some sort of victims fund.
Your share went to help out your more destitute former employees.
They're allowed to do that? It was Neil's idea.
Neil set it up? It was part of the deal that he offered to get you out on bail.
Excuse me.
I just, uh, have to um Can I borrow your cell phone, honey? Yeah, sure.
Here.
Excuse me.
Okay, really? Do they have to be documentary filmmakers? Can they be cops instead? You know, like a team of cops? Or could they be doctors? You know, a team of doctors, some of whom are former cops? Yeah, I'm-I'm so sorry.
I am sorry.
Uh, hi, I can't, uh, I can't talk right now.
Oh yes you can! That's what you're doing right now! I mean, I'm in a meeting.
You know what? I don't care.
Just excuse me.
No, no, no, no! No! Are you fucking kidding me? I am so sorry.
- Be right back.
- He'll be right back.
Look, make this fast, asshole.
This meeting's about my future.
You know what? You don't have a future, Neil, because I'm gonna kill you.
See, I've got nothing left to lose, so I am going to kill you, and I'm gonna kill you very slowly! Is this about the car? Well, it was gonna be about the car, Neil, until I found out about the house.
Okay, good, good.
Because the car had to go.
All right? Now what about the house? It was sold, Neil.
Yeah, it was sold! It was? Really? That was that was fast.
Well, you knew it would eventually.
Yeah, and I was expecting my share of the proceeds when that happened.
Why? Why? You knew about the victims fund.
No, no, no, I didn't! You know I had to make certain concessions in order to get you out of jail! Yeah, you had to agree to let them put me in that ankle bracelet! What, and you think that was all? Please, you're a major corporate criminal! Okay, they weren't just going to let, you know, you out without me coughing over your half of the house.
Look, I got a meeting here.
I gotta go, okay? No, no, Neil! Neil! Neil! I'm so sorry.
That was, uh, well Good news, I'm sure.
It's been going off all day, as you well know.
It's hard to keep good news.
All right, okay.
So, stand alone.
You know, none of this novelistic cable bullshit.
Every episode wraps itself up.
Yeah.
You know, and one more thing: Don't make it too good.
It doesn't have to be a fucking piece of art.
It's just a network one hour drama, just like all the other network one hour dramas, you got that? - Absolutely! - Yeah.
Yeah.
Just one little thing based on you're saying.
Yeah.
Ours isn't a drama.
It's not a drama? No! You're telling me a show about urban warfare is a fuckin' comedy? Ah, urban warfare.
I love you guys! You guys are too much! I love you guys! Urban warfare See, that's not our show.
Our show's something else.
It's a reality show.
Oh, wait a minute.
Realite.
You're not here about this? What? No! Those are other guys.
You're not these guys? - No, no.
- No, we're, uh, us.
We're us.
All right, get out.
- Uh - What? Get the fuck outta here! Sure, yeah.
And if you ever tell anybody about this anybody at all you're fuckin' finished in this business.
Whoever the fuck you are! Jesus fuckin' Christ! She sold you car too? No, she gave Neil the key so he could sell it.
He got a good price for it, apparently.
You knew about this? Well, yeah.
They asked if I was interested in buying it, seeing as my uh fortune's been on the upswing lately.
Yeah, he's hooked up with an old friend.
Anyways, Lola wouldn't hear of it.
She didn't want anything to do with something that had belonged to you.
So they sold it to some TV exec Neil knows.
Toby? She helped him sell my car to her former lover? That's an act of betrayal I can't even begin to fathom! Okay, lowlife, what have you done to this poor man? The more important question is what has he done to me! Lola, maybe you shouldn't get involved in this.
Well, it's too late.
He's been sitting in my kitchen crying like a scared kid because of what Steve here is making him do! He helped frame me, Lola! He opened that bank account in my name! He got me arrested! But did he put your life in danger? Because that's what you're doing to him! Your former partners are gonna have him whacked because of what you're pressuring Okay, you know, why are we letting this pitiful excuse for a human being sit on our couch, Phil?! Sorry, honey, I know you love the idiot.
Yeah, grandma, I do, so could you please cut him a little slack? Because he's clearly very upset You know what? I've got a plan.
What? Yeah, I've got a plan to make it all okay.
My problems with the law, Sandy's problems with those two evil swine I used to work with - everything.
- I've got a plan.
- You hear that? He's got a plan.
Oh, well, that's just terrific doll, because your dad's plans have always been real exciting to watch unfold.
Like a plane skidding off the runway! Anything I can do, Steve? I'm here to help.
No, you're not! Hey, come on, he's family! He's a disease! He's something to be avoided! Grandma! I'm sorry, honey.
No, she's not.
I'm not.
- He's late.
- Is he usually on time? No, he's usually late.
Maybe you should try being late yourself.
It doesn't work.
No matter how late I am, he's always later.
Hey.
- You're late! - Yeah.
So what? You're lucky I even showed up at all! I'm pretty busy these days.
Right, right.
He's in development.
Yeah.
Actually, it's pre-development.
That's where I get to decide which network is gonna be lucky enough to, uh, to air my show.
It's a pretty exciting time to be me.
Why is the accountant so glum? I hear Witness Protection can be a blast.
Hi.
Sorry I'm late.
- Who's he? - Neil's nephew.
My wife's nephew.
- It's the same thing.
- No, it's not.
What's he doing here? I told you, I might need him to take over your case.
I never agreed to that, Neil! You should; I'm an excellent lawyer.
Yeah, he'll do in a pinch.
Look, let's just go see this hard-ass prosecutor who's willing to play ball, all right? You know what? No.
No, no.
First things first.
- What? - I want my car back.
No can do, pal! It's time to move on.
- That car was my home, Neil! - It was your illness.
It was his refuge.
Well, it's a refuge that he can't afford and an illness you need to get over.
Where am I gonna live? We'll talk about that later.
Is your 16-year-old daughter coming to this meeting with us? Yes! I'm his adviser.
Well, what the hell am I? You're the asshole who took away what was left of my identity! Your identity That's a bit rich, don't you think? Come on, let's go.
Hey.
Sourpuss, you coming? I have to be sent somewhere warm.
I think I'm developing arthritis.
No problem.
Palm trees and coconuts.
Like they're gonna give a shit about his fuckin' knuckles.
So, that worked out pretty well.
- You think? - Well, you're off the hook.
He's off to the town of butthole to start a whole new life.
Gordon and Liev are facing obstruction of justice charges which should add another five years to their prison sentences.
You know what? You've got a lot to thank me for.
- Do you think so, Neil? - Yeah, I do.
- Do you really think? - Dad! Dad! No, it's okay, hon.
'Cause I would really just love to thank him really? Dad! Dad! That's okay, 'cause I am so used to your complete and total lack of gratitude for everything that I do to you for you.
Yeah? Things like selling my car? Facilitating the sale of my house? Hold on one second, I got a call.
Yeah? Are you sure? You're sure? Right then.
Okay.
Okay, you know what? Hit me with your best shot.
No, I'm serious.
Throttle me.
Throttle me! I deserve everything that you do.
What's going on? Shut your pie hole for two seconds.
I'm serious! Just do it, man! Don't push me, Neil, 'cause I will! Do it! Just do it! We don't have all day! Sorry? Why do you want me why? Toby! Toby! He's-he's shooting, filming us for a new show.
- What new show? - The new He just got this idea for the new show when he was watching you about to assault me! It's about a lawyer who deals with extremely difficult clients! It's called um Oh, that's good.
What? What was it called? "Way over the edge!" Can I be a consultant on that? - Maybe, maybe.
- No, no, no maybes! Hey, make a commitment.
Let's work together on this! Work together on what? Let's collaborate on the show.
I got a lot of- Maybe.
Okay, maybe.
Look, look! The show just walked away! Look, I'm very attractive! Ahhhhhh! Nyah nyah nyah! What's going on, Steve? What do you mean? Well, I just talked to my mother, and what the hell are you doing taking Kate out of school and dragging her into your legal mess? I thought I might need her to, you know.
Make people feel sorry for you? Gee, how pathetic have you become? Well, a little more pathetic than I was when I had my car.
Tell Toby I want it back! Toby doesn't have it anymore.
He sold it to some guy from Yemen.
A Yemeni has my car?! Just tell Kate to get back to class and tell her we're gonna have a serious discussion the next time I'm in the city! The next time you're what? W-where are you? I'm pursuing a dream, Steve.
A dream I've had for a very long time.
Oh yeah? Which one exactly? Figure skater, pastry chef? Olympic equestrian.
I'm going for gold.
Wow.
She's going for the gold.
Yeah, she took the money that she got from selling the house and bought herself a share in a horse farm and off she went.
To pursue her Olympic dream.
Oh.
What about you? I don't like horses, remember? So I'm gonna be living with grandma and Phil.
Well, that's nice.
It's good to have a place to live.
I wish I did.
Keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, keep 'em closed, and surprise! What's this? What is this? You think I was gonna let you sleep out on the street? It's your, uh, it's your new home! You-you bought it? Yeah! Well, no, I mean you did with your share of the money from selling your car, you know? This-this is an RV! Yes, it is.
I'll be living in an RV? Yes, you will, you lucky dog! Dad, it has a shower! It's got a shower.
You won't smell anymore! And a kitchen! A kitchen! That means you can cook meals! And a bed! And a bed-- you can sleep! And guess what else? You'll be able to drive Wherever it is that you go these days.
Dad, this is good! I'll feel so much better with you living in this.
We all will, pal.
All those who love you.
And are you one of those people, Neil? Because I think you're not.
Hey, you know what? I thought you were gonna thank me for this, I really, really did.
You know what, I'm gonna leave now and I'm gonna pretend that that's what you honestly meant to say.
You've hurt my feelings.
It's an RV.
I'll be living here in an RV.
Hey, Dad? It has a TV, a sound system, heating, air Everything that you need and more.
Oh, that's wonderful, honey.
I love this kitchen, man.
Yeah? You don't find it a little cramped? My dad was a cook on passenger trains.
It was exciting to watch him get so much done in such a small space.
The kitchen in my loft is massive.
Any idiot can cook in a kitchen like that.
Yeah, well, if you ever want to exchange living quarters Listen, Oscar, it's really good work on this.
I think they're going to go for it.
- Really? - Oh yeah.
It's a legitimate investment opportunity for risk-taking individuals, which is how Gordon and Liev like to look at themselves.
And you're sure you want to proceed with this? You're not satisfied with keeping them in prison just a little longer? Ah, the idea of using their money to finance my climb back to the top is just too satisfying to pass up.
So you're pretty sure they've got a lot more squirreled away.
Sandy Buckenhouse could only pinpoint about 10 million for that prosecutor.
I'm betting their wives are sitting on three times that, just waiting for instructions on what to do with it.
No.
You just present this to Gordon and Liev as a way to make a huge return on their money.
Let their greed do the rest.
Yeah, I'm a little worried it won't stand up to close scrutiny.
How good are they at reading projections? Well, they both have roughly the same ability to concentrate as a fruit fly.
That's why they needed me, Oscar.
You set up your meeting.
All right.
I hope you like chili.
Oh, yeah.
It's the best I could do on such short notice.
Ah! Come on! Um Where's the Oh, right.
- Here you go.
- Wow! Thanks, Oscar.
Man! I really love this place! Yeah, I guess it's okay.
Hey, Oscar, that's great! That's really good! - So see you later.
- Yeah.
Okay, keep in touch.
Okay, you too.
You no, no.
- That's good.
- Okay, later.
So this is your new home! Yeah well, you know, just until I get my car back.
Come on, this'll be way better! Well, it's a little bit more comfortable, but that car meant please, please, don't go on about how much that stupid car meant to you.
You sound like a fool.
She's kinda right.
But you loved my car.
Not really.
Most people were in awe of it.
Well, it just didn't seem that practical.
It wasn't built to be practical, it was built to be sublime! Go ahead.
- We're all ears.
- Mm-hmm.
Ooh! Chills.
Money! Are you sure? Absolutely.
They bought it 100%.
Yes! I got them! Whoo! I got them! Ssshh! Dad! They said they don't wanna be paid for this.
It's their way of thanking everyone for letting them join the community.
Oh! That's nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, go! Me? Okay.