Love/Hate (2010) s02e01 Episode Script

Episode 1

So friends don't talk to each other? Not the way you talk to me.
Like what? Messing and making me laugh.
You know you're doing it, I know you do.
What am I doing? Making me fall in love with you.
You're doing it now! I'm not doing anything.
And is it working? I wanted to get to talk to you over the weekend.
I know but.
.
What's there to talk about? I'm in London now.
I'm making a life for myself over there.
Is there some Englishman over there I need to fight? I have to go, okay.
Will you do me one favour? Will you talk to someone? What, like a head doctor or something? What's he got to be depressed about? What do you think? Didn't have his bollocks shot off, did he, like the soldiers in fuckin' Iraq.
You get a roadside bomb underneath you.
You put your hand down the see if your balls are still there and it's a fuckin' pound of mincemeat in your pants.
That'd make you depressed.
Trish, I'm here now.
If you stopped talking to me I'd be there already.
Alright bud.
Sorry about the delay.
I was the other side of the city.
Will we get going, bud? Warren had another little accident today.
What? Toilet.
Oh.
He's alright? He's fine.
We had a spare pair of trousers.
Thanks for these.
I'll get them back to you.
We will need to talk about it though at some stage.
You and your wife.
Sure.
No problem.
The misses handles all that stuff.
See you later.
Alright Dazzler.
You're late.
Car's in the yard.
The van is there now.
Karl will ring you when the smokes get there.
Don't go fuckin' up the gearbox again.
What are you bothered about now? Shut up you.
Have you seen my new five iron? You can suck my dick.
Charming.
What? That little bollocks has been spotted.
Let's go.
There he is, look.
Get out there and get him.
Think you can run amok on me? Little fuck.
Stop wriggling.
Ah Jaysus Trish, you're not watching that shit again.
It's the birthing channel.
You know it makes you upset.
Yeah but I'm after watching this baby being born and she's so little.
Here, another accident at school.
Are you alright? He's grand.
Teacher wants to see us about it.
Why? Nothing.
Ring her at the school.
I'll leave there here.
They're wet ones.
I'm under pressure baby.
Alright.
Alright Derek.
How are you doing, my old pal? John Boy wants you to cash up.
That's all I have.
I'm going to need the full whack Derek.
I don't have it, man.
You know I don't have it.
Well can you get it? I can get maybe an extra grand.
A grand.
That's fuck all use to me.
That's all I can get extra.
There's 3,000 there as it is.
I pay you ever week no bother.
You know I do, every week.
I didn't know you want the rest for today, did I? You've been sitting on 20 and you haven't brought it down in 6 months.
I'm not acting the bollocks.
I'll have to borrow it to get it for you.
You know what I mean.
What are you going to say to John Boy? How'd you get on? What are you doing? Teaching this pup some manners.
Come on, get up.
Smart boy now, aren't you.
Ah look, he's had enough.
He hasn't had enough.
Leave him be, will you.
Relax.
I'm not going to kill him.
A couple of bites is all he'll get.
Cheek of him.
What the fuck did you do that for? Huh? Get the fuck out of here.
You're done.
Yeah.
No problem Darren.
You can drop that 30,000 you owe me into me later.
Add on the 5,000 that little bollocks owes me.
I'll be looking for you.
That a regular toothpaste has.
That a regular toothpaste has.
What are you watching? Saw 6.
I need to sleep, I'm wrecked.
Will you take him for a bit? Come here to me you.
Go get some sleep.
Thanks.
This is shit Pat.
I know it is John.
I can push a certain amount but I have to be careful myself.
Know what I mean.
No, I don't.
I pay you to keep me out of trouble.
Don't I? Oh, so that's what all this bullshit's about.
You want paid.
No, it's not.
This has got nothing to do with your bill.
I've told you I have to be careful myself.
The definition of money laundering under the new Criminal Justice Act is now so wide that there is in effect a reporting obligation on third parties.
So you're going to report me now? I didn't say that John.
Fuck you Pat.
Come on John, I'm not saying that.
Good luck.
I didn't say that.
You did.
No, I didn't.
I said I'm saying effectively there is.
That's all.
I'm leaving.
Come on John.
Did you ever get your office checked for bugs? Electronically? Come on John, please.
It's me.
Cops seem to have a handle on everything I'm doing these days.
How come they know it all? Can you answer me that? Alright.
When did you get this motor anyway? Last month.
I must be paying you too much.
I have a job for you.
Now? No, drop me off and then come back here.
Okay girls, we're leaving in 5 minutes.
Grainne, watch them.
You're spilling them all over your mouth.
You told me to hurry up.
No more telly for you in the morning.
Alright Mary.
Girls, go back in the kitchen.
I don't know who you are.
Doesn't matter who I am.
Your brother owes me money.
Darren doesn't live here any more.
Well he got the money off me.
What's that got to do with me? Some of the money he borrowed was used for the work you got done on this house.
Got yourselves a new downstairs bathroom.
I gave him the money for that.
No complaints.
Then your drains was blocked.
More money.
Said you had to get a digger in.
No complaints.
New boiler house.
Wrong plaster on the wall in the boiler house.
Inside plaster on the outside wall.
More money.
I need a few more bob Fran, says he.
No problem I said.
No problem, there's the money for you.
I don't give a bollocks what you use it for.
Now he owes me the money and I don't know where he is.
So if I can't get it off him I'll get it off you.
I don't have any more for you.
I need something today.
What are you talking about? I don't know anything about any of this.
I have a mortgage.
I have the banks onto me every day.
Everybody's got their banks onto them.
The new shit you got done with your house was done with my money.
Grainne, bring Catherine back in the kitchen now.
I can call the guards.
See what they have to say about it.
Call the cops.
Cops never come when you call.
What if they do come? You give them a poxy statement? I never said anything to you.
I only asked for your brother.
Do you know what? You can fuck off.
This is Darren's phone.
Leave a message.
Darren, call me will you.
The kids were terrified.
Catherine was crying afterwards.
Why didn't you tell me you borrowed the money? I'm sorry Mary.
You keep saying sorry but it means nothing Darren.
It means nothing if you keep putting me and the kids in this situation.
I have enough to be worried about.
I don't want that prick coming to my house again.
Yeah, I'll sort it.
I don't care what you have to do.
I promise you.
I'll sort it.
He's being bullied? Relax Nigel.
I am relaxed.
Don't be raising your voice.
I'm not raising my voice.
Is it one kid or a few of them? Well, it's not technically bullying.
Well what is it then? I think the difficulty here is that there isn't one.
You see, it's not the same kids every time.
It's difficult because it's not exactly bullying.
It sounds like bullying to me.
You think he's pissing his pants cos he's happy? She was talking shit, like all teachers with their 3 month holidays.
If it was the other way around and he was the one doing the bullying, he'd be out.
They should expel those kids.
I can't believe it.
A child of mine getting picked on.
What are you going to do about it? Will you be at the Chamber of Commerce thing on Friday? Will I fuck.
A few scoops afterwards, no? Saturday's taken up with the kids stuff.
Gaelic, rugby and ballet.
Alright Ma.
What? Is he there now? Alright relax.
I'll be there in a minute.
Jaysus fuckin' Christ.
Breathe in for me Darren.
Nice and deep.
And breathe out.
with one lung.
Take a seat.
I'm going to give you this for antibiotics.
And this one is for pain relief.
Are you still having pains across your chest at night? Yeah.
Feel as if you can't breathe? No, I can't breathe but.
.
When I put my hand here I can't hear it, can't feel it.
It's like I'm dead.
The body has experienced a trauma.
Body and mind are connected.
You think I'm imagining it all? No.
But you did experience gunshots to the chest.
Your heart did stop a number of times during surgery.
So technically you did die.
Your body has experienced that.
Even if it was only for Losing your brother, that is also trauma.
I can't remember anything.
You know.
For a few months and all these memories.
Now I can't remember anything.
It's okay.
I just can't remember.
Take this.
Happy pills.
There was a strange man looking in the window.
I'm not making it up.
I'm not saying you are.
What was he doing? I don't know what he was doing.
Looking in my window.
So I followed him outside.
He was gone up the road.
What did you follow him for? He was talking to one of the neighbours.
Sorry Ma.
I have to take this.
John Boy.
Did you see him talk to anybody, meet anybody? Who? Who do you think, you fuckin' moron.
The fuckin' lawyer.
Where are you now? Outside the courts.
What did he do? Where is he now? He's in there now.
Who was he talking to? Did you see? Seen him talking to a fella for a bit.
They went into the pub and came out again after.
What did he look like? Yeah, looked like a copper alright.
In a suit with the same copper shoes.
Do you want one? No, I don't want you smoking in the house any more.
It's only a bit a hash.
Debbie, cops are looking to do me for anything.
A bit of common sense, yeah? Can I finish this at least? All this hassle for a fella you hardly know.
You should've come to me before.
I wasn't in a bind before, was I? What did you interfere for? Cos you should've seen that poor fella, over nothing.
That Frano's an animal.
He should be put down.
Okay but what do you want me to do? Can you not lend me the money? I can't buddy.
I don't have it.
I just can't have him going over to Mary's again.
You could always ask John Boy.
Stumpy did that off his own bat.
No way John Boy gave him the go ahead.
Anyway, fuck it.
It's all ancient history.
How is he getting on? Warren? Yeah.
Well he's not pissing himself, is he? I don't know how it ended up like this.
When I was his age I beat fellas twice my size.
Scooting on the backs of lorries and everything.
I'm meeting John Boy later.
Do you want me to ask him? Yeah.
You're burying her in a coat? Yeah.
That's Hugo Boss, that is.
Poor Tyson never done nothing to no-one.
A man that butchers a dog like that, he's no man.
I'm asking you.
It's up to you.
John Boy will cover his debt? I'm going to ask him but I wanted to talk it through with you first.
If John Boy covers the money it's forgotten about.
I won't go near your buddy.
Cheers man.
Will you ask him something for me? Who, John Boy? I wanted to have a chat with him.
I have the cash sitting there.
I want to get in on something.
I don't want to be pissing about.
I'll ask him.
I have a good thing going with he smokes but.
.
I'll ask him.
Do you want to have a bet on the dogs before you go? What do I look like, a bleedin' knacker? See you later.
No.
No? No.
If you're that worried about it you cover it.
It's done.
It's not about the money.
It is about the money.
Sell your boyband ring there and you've covered it.
No-one would buy it in this market.
The Jews always buy jewellery.
I'd get a tenth of what it was worth.
Why the fuck would I bother my bollocks with Darren? He thinks I tried to have him clipped.
I didn't know Stumpy was going to do that, did I? He doesn't think that.
I know he does.
Darren's under the radar now.
You could use him for something.
It's up to you but for old time's sake maybe.
He's all fucked up since the shooting.
Has nightmares, all that craic.
It'd square us with Frano as well.
He's making bags of cash with the tobacco smuggling.
He wants to gear up.
Can I get you anything? An espresso and one of those chocolate mints.
So what do you think? What do I think about what? About paying Darren's debt off for him.
Yeah, go on.
Yeah? Yeah.
Bring him to Potsy's party tonight.
I pay his debt off or him and I say jump, he jumps.
Okay.
Now, let's talk about the Pat problem.
I'll have the deposition by lunch time.
Sophie.
Who is it Soph? They look tacky.
It's fundraising for the boxing club.
Doesn't mean you have to hang them up on the mirror.
I like them.
I'll be five minutes.
5 minutes.
My bladder's about to explode.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright Derek, what's the story? Alright Nidge.
Sorry about the coins.
That's all you have, is it? I'm sorry man.
You know if I had it I'd give it to you.
Is that alright? Yeah sure.
But get me the rest as soon as you can.
What's the story with the watch? Ah it's nothing.
It's a present from Lydia.
It's fake.
Oh.
Is it alright if I crash this party tonight? Yeah, Potsy wouldn't give a bollocks.
John Boy's going to be there.
I don't want to go but I can't afford to piss him off.
Stumpy with his flash motor.
I got it for cheap, you know that.
It's a boot as well for my gear, my decks.
Your amps and decks.
Yeah.
Not staying for the party then? I can't.
I'm doing a gig tonight.
Is Darren in there? Haven't seen him.
How are yous getting on? We're good.
We're good.
It's a serious fuckin kip alright.
It does me.
No rats or nothing.
Even with the canal there and all.
Are you right? Have you seen my red jumper, you know the one? I don't understand why I have to come along.
It's social.
Half hour tops.
If I get this right we're minted, baby.
Have our own yacht.
Barbados, whatever.
You don't even know whose party it is.
It doesn't matter.
He wants to meet me there.
I'll be there.
I told you, you can wait in the car if you're going to be moaning.
I'm not waiting in the car.
I'm getting a drink.
Well are you going to get me a drink? What's that? Won't be long.
Fran, thanks for coming.
No bother.
This is John.
It's a big noisy in here.
We'll have a chat outside.
Nidge, get him a drink.
Yeah, what are you drinking Fran? Vodka and coke.
Buddy, give us a large bottle of cider, a vodka and coke and whatever she's having.
Linda.
Jaysus Christ.
Nigel.
I thought it was you.
What are you doing here? Do you know Potsy who's having the birthday? No.
I'm here with my fella.
Oh.
Who's your fella? You don't know Fran? Franny.
You're with Fran? Yeah.
Jesus, I didn't know you were with him.
I'd never have put you together.
Fran's looking to do a bit of work with us.
He wants a yacht.
Thinks yous will get it for him.
We might.
I've to drop these drinks over.
Be back in a sec.
I'll be here.
Nidge.
Good man Darren.
Drop these out to John Boy.
He's with Frano so keep the head down.
This is Luke.
Alright.
The others are over there.
Good you're here.
Don't worry about it.
It's the right thing to do.
I don't know Fran.
If a kilo or two is all you're thinking of, it's not worth my bollocks.
You'd want to be buying it in bulk and putting money upfront.
You make a lot more money for sure but it's a lot more money upfront.
How much upfront? I'd have to see but let's say 6,000 a kilo.
It could be up or down depending.
It's not worth your while unless you're doing minimum 100kilo or more.
So that's 600,000.
You want to do a deal with me, you put up half.
300,000 and we're away.
But I need it upfront in cash, that's the thing.
Don't worry about it.
I know what you're thinking.
Everyone wants to get it for cheap till they hear they have to cash up.
That's just what it is.
I know that.
300,000 is a lot of dough.
Here we are.
We'll go back inside.
It's too cold out here.
Cheers man.
I didn't know you were with Linda.
You know Linda? Yeah.
She was in school with my sister.
So what colour are you painting it? I don't know.
I want to get it done before but if I go for pink it jinxes it.
Are you not going to find out? I don't want to but I'm going to have to.
Otherwise we'll have to wait till after to get the room painted.
I'm going for a piss.
Thanks for telling me.
I would've been worried.
How are you getting on? Love him, I do.
Howya.
Alright.
How's the new daddy? Yeah, great.
Congratulations.
Are you mad out of it? No.
Are you? A little buzz maybe.
Yeah.
I wanted to ask you.
.
No.
You don't even know what I was going to ask.
One minute.
You have to head.
I'll finish this then I'll tell her to go to the car.
You stay there.
I'll go over and talk to her.
Cheers.
Tell her I won't be long.
Do you mix it up or sell it straight off? We mix it up ourselves.
There's more money in it.
Have a think about it.
If you're up for it, it's up to you.
I know it's a lot of money upfront.
It's not the money.
Money's not a problem.
It's just it might be a stupid question but what about insurance? No insurance Fran.
If you're going halfs on a big deal you can't have it both ways.
You can't have my bollocks hanging out and yours tucked up safe.
That bollocks is wearing my jumper.
I need more gear.
If John Boy knew he'd have my bollocks cut off.
That'd be a shame.
Yeah it would.
I'd like to hold onto my bollocks if I can.
Yeah cos if that happened I wouldn't be able to suck you off.
You should see your face.
You thought I was serious.
No I didn't.
One more time and I won't ask you again.
Get it off Potsy's brother, Aido.
You know him.
I don't know him.
You don't know me either.
I don't like him.
I'm not into you.
If you don't get it for me one more time I'll say it to John Boy.
Please.
Things are good then? Yeah, flying.
What about yous, are yous married? Yeah, last year.
Kids? No.
I imagine me with kids.
What about you? Yeah.
A young fella five and another one on the way.
Are you getting much at home? What? Aren't fellas always complaining, once they get married they don't get it at home enough.
I don't know.
How do you know I'm not? I know you're not cos you never got enough, did you.
You were always a horndog.
Where are you going? I'll meet him any time he wants, any place.
I appreciate what he's doing but I have to head.
Alright, I'll tell him.
Where are you going? Home.
Are you alright? Yeah.
I better head.
I have to now with the misses.
Good to meet you.
Yeah, you too.
So you're happy? I'm happy.
I'm in.
Give me the money yer man owes me and we're cool.
Can you get me dentist stuff to mix it? Do you know what I can get you Fran, in bulk? Athlete's foot powder.
It's great.
You lash it up your nose and get rid of your crotch rot at the same time.
Are you heading then? Yeah.
Might see you around.
You might.
Are you on Facebook? Where's he going now? That's my jumper.
No it's not.
Yes it is, you little bollocks.
You robbed it from my gaf.
What are you on about, you fat prick? Ah good Jaysus.
Calm down Fran.
Alright Potsy.
Does the stripper put out? She'd wanna be after what she's getting paid.
John sorry, you wouldn't mind taking a picture? Yeah.
Do us the honours, will you.
Don't give that to him, he'll run off with it.
You can call him any time, he'll talk to you.
Give him a shout.
Think it went well with Frano then? He has the money, I need it.
That's it.
He could do it himself if he had half a brain.
Where are we? I've got to do something.
I'll be back in a minute.
You left.
Yeah.
Who said you could leave? I pay off all that money you owe, you just fuck off like that.
I'm sorry.
And thanks for the loan.
Got me out of a bind.
I know I owe you.
You think that was me? Got Stumpy to shoot you? Nothing to do with me.
I didn't know he was going to do that.
You beat the fuck out of him.
What did you expect? That was you and him and what's your girl's name? Rosie.
I don't give a fuck about Stumpy.
Prick bugs the shit out of me.
But you end up on a job with him I don't want any bollocks.
No problem.
A lot of bullshit they write in the papers.
You get into this whatever and you do something cos it has to be done.
Somebody wants to do something to you, you don't let them.
Then you're watching your back all the time.
I'm not stupid like some of them.
The papers are full of shit.
But you know what, the only bit of it's true? You don't get out, you end up dead.
So what do you want? Here's the thing.
You still owe me.
Do you understand? I know that.
I've no problem with that.
When I ask you to do shit you do it.
You don't talk back.
Yeah.
If I tell you to wait in the bar until I can talk, you wait.
Even if I never get around to you.
Do you fuckin' understand that? Yes.
I hear you get nightmares.
You know any cure for that? Don't sleep.
Come her to me buddy, you're alright.
Don't worry.
We'll get you sorted now.
I'll get new pyjamas.
You'll be grand.
Good boy.
Is he alright? Yeah.
I couldn't find the clean sheets so I put a towel under him.
Thanks hun.
Sorry baby, I'm wrecked.
Is that alright? Yeah.
Of course.
I'll be back to normal when I get this little monster out of me.
Will you put on those nose strips if you're going to snore.
Yeah.
There's only one person that could've done this.
You know that.
Pat, just say his name for me, will you? Pat.
I know what you're going through.
I know you think you're protecting your family but you're not.
You're just letting this scumbag get away with it.
Just say his name for me Pat.

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