Mad Dogs (2010) s02e01 Episode Script

(GREETS THEM IN SPANISH) He's always been there for me.
I really appreciate that.
Here's to you.
Cheers.
(ALL LAUGH) I bet you miss the booze at times like this? Out with your mates having a laugh.
You mean do I miss waking up covered in sick? What's all that about? Mind your own business.
Dominic said we were good.
I'm not having it! We nicked it.
I knew it.
(MOCKS) Boo-hoo, we're scared of getting into trouble.
You no need to clean today.
I'm not the housekeeper.
We're screwed.
It's drug money, three million Euros.
I think we should hide the money until we're ready to leave then we go back to the villa and carry on as normal.
(YELLING) We've been played.
Alright, Dominic.
It's obvious he's watching us.
We'll be fine.
As long as we leave the money in the villa for them to find, nobody can touch us.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (GUNSHOT) You've killed a fucking cop! You lot are going to get on that flight and go home.
You're gonna get on with your lives, all of you.
Go on, go.
Get out! We can't just leave him.
Who the fuck is that? That's Dominic.
(REVS ENGINE) You're going the wrong way, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa, Woody! Woody! Jesus Christ! Watch the gates! Fucking hell! (YELLING) Down, down! My wife blames me.
She's the one who loses them.
Quinn, Quinn, Quinn! Where is he? (COUGHS / SPLUTTERS) Bax, stick all our stuff into the car.
Anything that's ours, take it.
Bax, go.
Why did you come back? It felt like the right thing to do, mate.
Come on, move it.
Rick, let's go! What's that? It's Alvo's, might bring us luck.
We should take the gun.
What about Quinn's? Where is it? It's by the pool.
It'll look like he shot her.
Woody, pull over.
Fucking pull over.
(VOMITS) There is no way we can risk going to the airport.
Why? They'll check passports, security and all that, won't they? What do you mean? He just killed a copper, Rick.
Do you understand that? We're gonna go with the port instead.
Get the first ferry to the mainland, we need to get off the island now.
What's the safe doing in here? Phones are in there.
Traceable, aren't they? Sorry.
Hola.
Espana? Barcelona? Barcelona, si.
What are you doing? Getting on the ferry.
He pointed to that one.
No, it's this one.
I'm pretty sure he meant that one.
This is the boat to Barcelona, alright? It's not.
Accidente, automobile.
Billetes.
Tickets? Four, please.
Quatro, por favor.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH) Pay him.
(QUESTIONS IN SPANISH) Why am I doing this? Un momento.
(PHONE RINGS) That's my phone.
My wife.
Wondering what time I'll be home.
(FERRY HORN BLOWS) (ANNOUNCER) "Welcome aboard.
" For this service from Palma, Majorca to the island of Ibiza.
" What did I say? Just Don't worry.
Main thing is, we're off the island, that's what matters.
Yeah, going to another fucking island.
We're all gonna have to find a way of dealing with what we've done.
We'll help each other out.
Like Vietnam vets.
Only those that live through it understand it.
We have to make sure we are there for each other.
You know what I think? I think this right now is the start of a whole new life.
For all of us.
Why do you say that? I put the money in the back of the car.
Three beers and a water, mate.
Four beers.
Is that a good idea? You having a laugh? He's just put three million Euros in the boot of the car and you're asking me if this is a good idea.
Seriously, Woody.
You shut the fuck up or you're going over the side.
Another one please.
It's free money.
I'm not touching it.
I'm definitely not touching it.
OK.
I'll have it then.
Hold on.
Why should you have it all? You said you didn't want it.
Don't mean you should have it.
Why can't I have it if you don't want it? I don't know.
Maybe we should do something with it.
I don't know, give it to charity.
Yeah, that is so you, Rick.
Who are you gonna give it to? A donkey sanctuary? Or maybe something closer to home like a refuge for bewildered accountants? For the last fucking time, I am not an accountant! I'm a financial consultant, OK? Christ's sake, sit down.
Little prick.
What are you fucking staring at? OK, where did that money come from? Drug deal gone wrong, yeah? How do you know that? Because we were there.
We were the ones that made it go wrong.
Instigated by a bent cop.
Any legit cop's not gonna know anything about that money.
Even if they do, they're hardly gonna admit it, are they? What about Dominic? He's dead, isn't he? Do you want to say that a bit louder? I think somebody on the top deck missed it.
Sorry.
What about Dominic's boss? What boss? He must have a boss.
Why? Because they all do.
Maybe he was his own boss.
No, she was the boss.
Wasn't she? Or am I missing something? Nobody knows who we are.
Nobody knows we took it.
And nobody knows where we've gone.
We could get away with this.
You're mad.
And if you two go along with him, you're mad too.
What? I went to Ibiza once in my twenties, did the whole clubbing thing.
Mental.
Yeah, I know.
I was with you.
Oh, yeah.
(CHUCKLES) Course you were.
Do you think we're just destined to always go on holiday with each other for the rest of our lives? Maybe.
You can't just fly home with three million Euros in your hand luggage, you know that? There's always a way though, isn't there? There's a way, yeah.
But do you want to be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life? OK, why not look at it like this.
Maybe, just maybe, something good might come out of all this.
How did you work that one out? Law of averages.
Our luck has got to change some time.
There is only one way to go with this, lads.
Either we all do it or none of us.
Why do you say that? Because we all know what happened.
We can only be safe if we're all on board.
What if we're not? It's going over the side.
How many men of our age get the chance to start all over again? (ANNOUNCER SPEAKS IN SPANISH) (DUBSTEP MUSIC) You're just gonna leave it here? As opposed to what? Don't you think we should dump it or something? Why would we want to dump it? Because it's a clue, it's evidence.
It's got fucking DNA all over it.
It's just a car with a broken window.
That's gonna draw attention to us.
You're the one that's gonna draw attention to us.
Get a grip, Rick.
Get a grip? Get a fucking grip? Says the man with a safe under his arm who put us on the wrong fucking ferry and he's now in the middle of a relapse.
Hey, I'm not the one losing control here.
One day at a time.
Pack it up, that's enough.
Try to act normal.
Here.
Oi, take that.
Where's my bag? Up your arse.
I need new glasses.
What do you think? This will tie me over.
Don't make me look too middle-aged, do they? We need somewhere to stay.
(MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC) Let me in.
Let me in! There's a dead bird out there.
500s.
Well, that might as well say, "Please, fucking launder me" in the watermark.
British banks, they don't take this.
What are you saying, the money's no good? I'm saying, we can't deposit in 500s.
What do we do? One thing we don't do is try and spend them.
It's all sequential.
Bad? It don't help, does it? Oi, what are you doing? Hey.
Nina, it's me.
(What the fuck are you doing?!) No, I'm still in Spain.
Listen.
Nina, listen and I'll tell you.
Just hold on a second.
She's expecting me back today.
So? Eventually she's gonna go to the police, isn't she? Who's he on the phone to? Nina.
Is Amy expecting you back? Cos we're not at Alvo's any more.
Yeah.
Maybe you should call and tell her you're not gonna make it today.
A business thing.
Nina.
What? What do you mean Alvo rang you? When? An hour ago? What did he want? He wanted to know what? He wanted to know if I was back? Nina, are you sure it was Alvo? Did it sound like him? It didn't.
Did it or didn't? Did it sound like him or not? I'll explain all that when I get back.
What about tomorrow night? Why can't your mum babysit? For fuck sake.
I've got to go, darling.
I can't talk now, got to go.
Love you.
She must have made a mistake, right? He couldn't have called.
Could he? No, Rick.
We buried him.
There's got to be somewhere we can change this up on the island.
I've got an idea.
Oh, joy.
'Right, two go to the cashier.
' 'We change cash into chips, hang out, have a drink.
' 'Change it back at a different cashier and ask for smaller denominations.
' 'We keep going.
' 'The more we change, the more clean cash we get.
' Having a good night? Yes.
What was your excuse? Hit your forties, mid-life crisis and nick three million Euros? It was either that or a Harley.
(DEALER) 11 black.
Yes! How lucky am I? What are you doing? I'm fucking winning, mate.
What, five Euros? Cash your chips, let's go.
Do you want to talk about it? I can't remember much.
Do you think she suffered? No.
It was self-defence, you do know that, don't you? We all would have done the same.
Would you, Bax? You mustn't feel guilty.
You saved our lives.
Where have they gone? Something's not right here, I'm gonna go look for them.
May I? Be my guest.
I've been watching you.
I've been watching you too.
And I've been watching your friends.
Oh.
Really? Do you, erm, work here? Here? No.
But I know what you're doing.
Baxter, we've got to go, the boys have been slung out.
And maybe I can help you.
(HIGH ENERGY DANCE MUSIC) It's not as if we're overflowing with options, is it? What made you think you could trust her? I don't know, just got a vibe off her.
A vibe? Yeah, nice one.
Well, your instincts have been spot on lately, so She knew what we were doing.
She was fucking watching us.
The way I see it, we risk her going to the police or we keep her close.
Would you like to come in? Do you know what this is? No.
Rape alarm.
And this? No.
Mace.
And I've used it before.
OK.
After you.
You go first.
You want a glass of wine, love? No, thank you.
Anyone else? No.
Nobody wants a drink, Woody.
You know you said you were a club promoter or something? We don't know that.
You could be working for fucking Interpol for all we know.
You need to change money, I can help.
But we don't know who you are.
And I don't know who you are.
You have to trust me but I have to trust you.
That's just it, you see.
We don't trust you.
That's fine.
I'll go.
I think that was the best thing to do, don't you? Send her packing.
I feel better about it.
No? What do you think? Hold on, love.
It's three million.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH) Too much? No.
What's in this for you then? 10%.
Hang on, that's 300,000.
Yeah.
He won't change for less.
How does this work? I take it, if my contact is able, I'll bring it back tomorrow.
Let you walk out of here with our money? I don't think so, love.
I will leave you something.
A guarantee.
This way, you know I'll come back.
Give me 15 minutes.
Wait a second.
How do we know you're not gonna go to the police? Or fetch some scary bloke with a big fuck off knife? Well you don't.
It's me, Carmen.
My mother.
Dalila.
You have my mother as your guest for the night.
So you know I will return.
OK.
Take care.
Jesus Christ, she's not carrying anything.
(THEY SPEAK SPANISH) Baxter.
What did she say then? Why did she say my name? Where's out money? We know where it came from.
It's drug money.
Yes? We're not drug dealers.
No.
Then if you stole it, how do you know the person you stole it from won't come after it? They won't.
We didn't Look, a friend gave it to us.
A friend in Majorca.
He's very rich.
Your friend? OK, since it is such a large amount and we cannot be sure where it came from, we'll need to charge a higher commission.
25%.
What if we say no? Then I'll give you your 500s back and we shall say goodbye.
20%.
22 and a half.
OK, done.
I'll get in touch with my contact.
(TEXT ALERT) My contact.
What do you reckon? Bit gorgeous, isn't she? I meant the money, for fuck sake.
We've just given a complete stranger all of our cash.
What if she's lying? What if matey boy on a bike fucks off straight to the police? No, they're involved now.
They're handling the money.
Whatever way you look at it, it's gonna be a gamble.
We don't have a lot of choice now.
(CARMEN) My colleague Hector will call you at your apartment when the money is ready.
OK.
Then you must go to this village.
And when you have your money, perhaps you can take me out? Really? A thank you.
OK.
As long as you bring your mother.
(CHUCKLES) How about tonight? Tonight I work.
Maybe I could meet you afterwards.
We could go for dinner, what time do you finish? 7:00am.
Breakfast.
OK.
OK? Breakfast.
Yeah, I like breakfast.
So do I.
OK.
See you.
Yeah, see you then.
Alright? Hello? (WHEEZING) English? Yeah.
(MUTTERS IN SPANISH) What is it? Directions and a map or something.
Let's have a look.
I don't like this.
Anyone could come round that corner and blow our heads off.
Come on, let's go back.
(MOTORBIKE ENGINE IN THE DISTANCE) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, que pasa? Check the money.
Yeah? Yeah, it's real.
You sure? Yeah.
Gracias.
Loads of it.
I don't believe this.
Yes, come on! We've done it, boys.
We're rich, man.
Come here.
(LAUGHS) We've done it, Bax.
Right.
Come on! Let's go home, boys.
(SCREAMS) I've been chased, shot at, beaten.
Blown up.
I'm finished.
You know what this is, don't you? What? This is all that voodoo shit.
They've come after us.
Who have? Whoever the fuck that money belongs to.