Mighty Med (2013) s02e01 Episode Script

Previously on Mighty Med It's all the superheroes' powers the Annihilator has stolen.
What are you doing here? He's absorbing the power! Tell us where Mighty Med is.
Wallace and Clyde were Catastrophe? Oliver, what's going on? Why are there so many villains at Mighty Med? It's time to make the supernova.
I promised you the first day I met you that I'd get your powers back.
I need to run some tests on you.
You tampered with her powers? She's evil and under my command.
There is a storm coming Skylar Storm.
Time to get rid of these normos once and for all.
Skylar, stop! Look, I know deep down you don't want to do this.
I mean, you and I are BFFs, we watch movies together, we help each other with our homework.
And I listen from the other room and copy your answers.
Sorry, but now the Annihilator and I are BEFFs Best Evil Friends Forever.
Yes, and once we eliminate you two, we'll turn the rest of the superheroes evil and make the world suffer just as it made me suffer! There's no way that plan will ever work.
Actually, it would be pretty easy.
If they locate all the superheros' secret files here, they'd have access to their hideouts, their alter egos and all their weaknesses.
Even better than what I had in mind.
Good plan, Kaz.
Thanks.
Kaz, could you please maybe not help the villains out? I don't know what's wrong.
Usually I'm no help at all.
Now where are the superhero files? We don't know.
It's all my fault Skylar's evil.
I should have guessed the Annihilator would taint her powers.
Why didn't I test them first? You shouldn't blame yourself.
Let me blame you.
This is all your fault! It is.
I wish I could go back in time and do everything differently.
Like the superhero Rewind.
Nuh-uh.
Rewind can only travel Uh-huh.
In Issue 72, Rewind discovered that if his powers were amplified with electrical force, he could travel further back to whatever time he was thinking about.
Nuh-uh.
It was in Issue 73 Quiet! Are they always like this? Are you kidding? This is nothing.
Well, shut them up permanently! Boys, watch out! My power is weakened.
It didn't freeze her.
It only slowed her down.
Oh, right, he can do that.
Boys, get help! And shut those doors! Were you raised in a barn? Alan, what are you doing? I'm running as fast as I can.
Why did I have to morph into a snail? Alan, you're not a snail anymore.
That would explain the trail of slime.
Yeah, slime, that's what that is.
Alan, look we need to get to the escape pod.
Great idea! It's right over here.
I forgot it'll only fit one person.
How do we decide who goes? Uh, we can play rock-paper-scissors.
Or rock-paper-suckers.
How do you play that? Like this.
I win, suckers! Wallace? Clyde? Yoo-hoo! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! They must not be here.
I just broke every rule in the store.
Hey, Jordan.
Where are Wallace and Clyde? They left the front door unlocked.
Oh! Irish dancing won't work.
I already tried that.
Then I don't know where they are.
And where is that kid Alan? He left his rope.
He loved that thing.
He had it wrapped around himself like a big hug.
This is bad.
Criminals could come in here and start ransacking and pillaging the store despite the sign forbidding it.
We have to protect the domain.
It's my home away from home away from home, away from home away from home.
My family is very rich.
We have a lot of homes.
We need to stay here and run the store until Wallace and Clyde get back.
So until then, I'm in charge and you work for me.
Why do you get to be in charge? Because.
Well, I can't argue with that logic.
You win.
This is insane.
cheek, and now she's trying to kill us.
Women.
There has to be something I could do to make Skylar not evil.
I just need to think.
We don't have time.
Besides, thinking is for nerds.
Why are there no heroes in the hospital? Wait.
I think there's a remote in here that contacts the League of Heroes.
If we can find it, we can call for help.
Okay.
Ah Yes! You got it? No! I found a potato chip.
- Halfsies? - That's disgusting.
Sour cream and onion.
Ooh, gimme.
Oh! I found it.
I found 12.
Well, which one is it? There's only one way to find out.
The hospital will self-destruct in three, two Turn it off! Self-destruct aborted.
And they really need to allow more than 3 seconds.
Ah, let me try this one.
Okay, I'll push it again.
Maybe they'll all disappear.
Yeah, I should have seen that coming.
Attention, everyone! I have an announcement to make.
As temporary store manager I've decided who to name as Employee of the Hour.
Ta-da! Wait, that's not fair.
Why do you get to be Employee of the Hour and not me? Because.
D'ah! You and your rebuttal-proof arguments.
Uh, it's a little crooked.
Oh.
Oh No, not the picture your face.
I just noticed your face is a little crooked.
I have an important task for you.
Go stand over there, be quiet, and do absolutely nothing.
Okay.
Doing nothing runs in my family.
Did I mention we inherited all of our money? Uh-oh, a leak.
She must have hit a pipe, and water is getting on that valuable painting.
But she told me to do nothing, so I'll do nothing.
Wait, now I'm thinking.
Can she hear me thinking? Are you thinking? Man, she's good.
No wonder old Crooked Face got Employee of the Hour.
For the last time, where are all the superhero files? I transferred them all to a quantum chip, which I've hidden, so you What are you doing? Sorry, I can see my reflection in your helmet.
My hair is cuckoo! I'll never tell you the location of the quantum chip.
I don't care what you do to me.
Fine.
Then I'll just torture your beloved nephew instead.
Zachary? Why? What has Zachary Diaz ever done to you? Alan! I meant Alan.
Oh.
Well, these things happen.
I suppose a little suffering will build Alan's character.
I'll go find him.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm going to immobilize you with your own power.
And when I find Alan, I'll bring him here and torture him in front of you.
He forgot that my powers are weakened and I can still move.
If I can only reach this.
Oh, my hair! Only two left.
Ohh! This one also does nothing.
This is the League of Heroes.
Hi! Hi, uh, we're calling from Mighty Med.
We're under attack from the Annihilator, and the fate of the world Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
For English, press one.
For Gorgolblarn, press Don't bother calling for help.
I eliminated the guards and I put up an energy barrier around the building, so no one is getting in or out.
And now to destroy the only people left standing in my way.
Are you gonna tell us who? She means us! Wait.
Why would you get rid of us? You know, we have a ton of valuable information about superheroes, and you could torture us slowly over a long period of time to get us to talk, and then get rid of us.
That's even better than what I had in mind.
Good plan, Kaz.
Thanks.
What is wrong with you?! I was trying to buy us some time.
But you have to admit, I am on fire with ideas today.
Kaz, wake up.
We're in Mighty Max prison.
Ah.
Phew! For a second I thought I had to go to school.
This is not good, okay? There is no bathroom and I had a bran muffin this morning, so things are about to get real up in here! Wait.
We're forgetting about Alan.
He used the escape pod.
He's probably out contacting a ton of superheroes who can figure out a way to break in and save us.
Or he was immediately captured by Skylar.
Yeah, that's probably more likely.
Alan, what happened with the escape pod? Well, I got in, sat down, and then I fell asleep.
Oh, the seats are so comfortable! I mean, talk about escape Escape from your worries.
And then Skylar woke me up and attacked me.
What a scaredy-cat.
I'm not name-calling.
He got scared and turned into a cat.
This is not good.
I just had a bowl of cream.
And there's no litter box.
Things are about to get real up in here.
I can't find Alan, so I'll just have to torture you instead.
Now where is the quantum chip? I'll never tell you.
Hey, is that someone over your shoulder you should turn around and look at? Aha! It was a trick, a ruse, a gambit, a ploy.
Sorry, I'm halfway through this thesaurus I'm reading, studying, analyzing, perusing.
If you fire that weapon at me, I'll just absorb its power.
Oh, it's not a weapon.
It's a linguistic scrambler, and I won't be firing it at you! What did you just do? Do you know Wallace and Clyde sleep in twin racing car bunk beds? Their pillows say, "Ready, set, go! to sleep.
" What are you staring at? Ohh! What happened to this painting?! There was a leak.
Well then, why didn't you do something? You told me to do nothing.
You're welcome.
I wish I could take Wallace and Clyde's race car bed and run you over! Okay, maybe this painting isn't worth that much.
Are you kidding me? It cost $6,000! What are we gonna do? There.
Now it only costs 99 cents.
You can't just change the price.
This is the most valuable item in the store.
Wallace and Clyde are going to kill me.
They wouldn't dare kill you if you were worth a million dollars.
Gimme that! Now remember what I told you.
It's not going to work.
We can do this.
Just concentrate.
Ready? Would you stop?! That sounds terrible.
It's completely out of tune.
But more importantly, we have to stop the Annihilator from getting that superhero information.
But we're trapped.
And no heroes can get in because of Skylar's energy barrier.
Yeah, and the only thing that can break that barrier is the Crystal of Kreln.
.
Which was lost in the battle of Kreln during the Kreln rebellion on the planet Kreln during the year 2165 BK before Kreln.
This crystal of What's it called again? Kreln.
I just said it like five times.
Right.
I've seen it.
It's in the domain.
That's a toy.
Wait.
What if it's not a toy? I mean, Wallace and Clyde did have half of the real Dyad of Nebulon.
Maybe they have the real crystal of Kreln.
They did tell me they have lots of real devices in the store.
I thought they were just trying to overcharge me.
Better be real, because this is the only chance we have.
Right, now we have to contact a superhero who can get the crystal and then storm Mighty Med.
We can call Henry Tidwell, Titanio's alter ego.
There's no reception.
That's because we're 300 feet below Mighty Med.
And I may have dropped your phone in the toilet yesterday.
We're never gonna get out of here.
Whoa.
Someone must have tunneled out of here.
I hope this leads to an art store because Oliver ripped our one nice decoration.
I need a plan.
If I were in charge I'd dry the painting with that rag.
It was tied around Alan's mouth like a big kiss.
Oh, no, I made it worse! Yes, you did.
I just took a course in portrait painting.
You won't be able to tell the difference.
Did I not mention it was a course on self portraits? Come here! Come here! Wait, wait.
I just realized something.
Take that stuff and no one will ever know this is our fault.
You're right.
There's nobody here but you and me and that security camera that's filmed everything we've done.
Well, now what do we do? Well, given that there's a camera, there's only one thing to do.
I've always wanted my own talk show.
What's going on? Have you tortured Horace and learnt the location of the quantum chip? Torturing him won't do any good.
He blasted himself with a device and now his speech is scrambled.
never understand a single word I say until the effect wears off Never mind.
Oh, no more, please! Please! I'll tell you everything.
We haven't even started torturing you yet.
But you pinched my skin a little when you grabbed my arm and it really hurts.
Just let me go and I'll take you to the quantum chip.
Bub-bub-bub don't look.
What was that pill? Tell us.
Oliver, get in the tunnel.
I can't.
I have a fear of dark, cramped spaces.
It all started with the 6 months I spent in my mother's womb.
Six months? I wanted to get out of there.
Get in here and stop talking about your mother's womb.
Fine.
I'll just close my eyes.
We'll probably be killed anyway.
Stop being such a Chicken Little.
Oh, the sky is falling! The sky is falling! Great, we're in another cell.
Oh, no.
I have to admit, when you close your eyes it's really not so bad.
Oh, no.
Oliver, I believe you've met Megahertz.
Enchanté.
We've got to get to that camera and erase the video.
But how? There's no ladder.
Maybe you could reach it with that grappling hook.
Okay.
I destroyed the display case! Yes, you did.
This is a nightmare.
Wait.
I have a great idea.
Why don't we make a staircase using all these boxes of novelty fake security cameras? They're fake.
There's no camera.
There's no recording.
So no one saw my talk show? Now I know how Arsenio Hall feels.
Do you know what this means? We're not gonna get in trouble for ruining the painting or wrecking the store.
We're home free.
You just heard everything we said, didn't you? Okay.
Well, it's all his fault.
He's in charge.
Finally.
Well, there are gonna be some changes around here.
Yoo-hoo! Ca-caw! Yoo-hoo! Ca-caw! Hey, Megahertz, old buddy, I love what you've done with the cell.
Ah! And your force field is perfectly in tune.
This isn't my cell.
This is the Chamber of Certain Destruction.
Hey, but at least they let you bring some toys to entertain yourself.
Those aren't toys! The punishment for repeat offenders is to be turned into an action figure and sold as a limited edition collectible.
So that's the real Blood Chef and Black Falcon? Yup.
Cool! Hey, hey, look, look, they're kissing.
Ooh, is somebody making microwave popcorn? Yeah, but we're the popcorn! Oh, don't worry.
It'll be over quickly, if you consider I can't believe we're going to be melted into action figures.
Man, I hope the kid that buys us doesn't make us kiss.
Can't you use your electricity to blast out the force field? Nope.
The chamber neutralizes the powers of the prisoner they put inside.
I'm as weak as you are, if you ignore my incredible muscles.
Commence meltdown process.
I hate this power! It's so embarrassing.
I mean, how am I supposed to pick my nose now? Of course! The cell is only set to neutralize Megahertz's powers, but Alan's still work.
Alan, if you can transform into a mouse, you can fit through the food slot and get us out of here.
But I haven't mastered my power yet.
I never know what animal I'm going to turn into.
Okay, watch it.
Thirty seconds to meltdown.
Alan, you can do it.
You just have to concentrate, think small, like the African pygmy mouse, the world's smallest rodent.
So small that it hydrates itself by licking dew off of tiny pebbles.
I watch a lot of Nature Planet.
Oh, come on already! That was incredible! Alan turned into a blue whale.
You know, its tail is actually as wide as a soccer net, and Oh, shut your blow hole, Oliver! You too, Moby Dick! Now what? Without a mouth, he can't tell us where to find the quantum chip.
Also he looks really, really weird.
I suppose we could force him to write down where the quantum chip is.
Good idea.
Ahh, you can never find a pen when you need one.
I wouldn't worry about it.
Wait a minute.
This isn't my mouth.
I could never roll my tongue like this before.
Aha! I just injected myself with a lying serum.
No matter what you ask me, I will not be able to tell you the truth.
Ha ha ha ha ha! What's so funny? This is an anti-lying serum.
Why did they write "anti" so small? I mean, that's a pretty important detail! Now he can only tell us the truth.
This is bad.
And also I'm wearing a diaper.
I'm potty-trained.
I just like them.
Megahertz, your electricity powers Can you use them to boot the signal on my cell phone? What do I look like, a cellular provider? I'm nowhere near that evil.
Yeah, Oliver, because of us he's been in prison twice.
I mean, to be honest, I'm surprised he's not trying to electrocute us right now.
That's even better than what I had in mind.
Good plan, Kaz.
Thanks.
I have an idea, Kaz.
No more ideas.
No, look.
Megahertz, you have to help us.
We just saved your life.
That's got to count for something.
There! But don't tell anyone I helped you or I'll hunt you down and destroy you.
Actually, I'll probably do that anyway.
You tell anyone, I'll make sure it, like, really hurts.
Hello.
Yes, Oliver.
No, I'm sorry, I'm very busy right now.
Well, if you must know I am collecting empty bottles for the 5 cent deposit.
Yes, I know I'm a billionaire, but now I'm a billionaire plus $10.
Right.
Okay, I'll get the Crystal of Kreln and round up as many superheroes as I can ASAP.
Excuse me, do you think you could hurry up with that? I'm in a bit of a rush.
Good, good, good.
Thank you.
Great news, guys.
Kaz, what are you doing? Check it out.
This is the actual Machete Man, which is kind of cool and gross at the same time.
Ohh! Ooh, he's still warm.
Time's running out and if we don't get those superhero files before Skylar and the Annihilator do, it'll spell disaster.
No one can spell disaster! D-E-Z? D-I-Z? It's impossible! My Uncle Horace transferred them to a quantum chip and I know where he hid it.
Great.
All right, let's go.
Actually, Kaz, I was thinking that Alan and I should go get the chip, and you should stay here.
Why? To, um, h-hold down the fort.
'Cause you, my friend, are the best fort-holder-downer I know.
Sounds to me like he's trying to ditch you.
And I should know.
I've been ditched many, many times.
You're ditching me? No, no, no, no.
I mean, it's just sometimes when you're over there, it's like, "Yeah!" And when you're over here, it's like, "Well, uh-oh.
" Fine.
Yeah, I get it.
If you don't want me to come, I won't come.
But let's see how well you do without me by your side.
I'm sorry, but we gotta go.
Hey, look, Kaz, I know things seem grim for you right now, but just always remember: I don't care.
Hi, I'd like to buy the Crystal of Kreln.
Sorry, I'm very busy.
I'm filling in my employee evaluation.
What would you say is my worst weakness? Wait.
Does my worst weakness mean my best strength or biggest weakness? Well, I'd have to say your biggest weakness is either reading comprehension or customer service.
I'll just put down both.
Look, I'm in a big hurry and it's extremely important that I get the Crystal of Kreln.
You don't want the Crystal of Kreln.
What you want is this portrait of me.
It was just marked down to 99 cents.
I think I know what I want.
You don't.
You know the old saying, "The salesman is always right.
" It's the customer who's always right! I don't think so, because that would mean that you're right, and the salesman is always right.
What is wrong with you?! Look, is there someone else here that can help me? No, but we are taking applications.
Now what would you say is your worst weakness? Go, Alan, hurry.
Hey, hey, I'm trying.
I was a whale 5 minutes ago.
I still have barnacles on my thighs.
Where is the quantum chip? We have to find it before Skylar and the Annihilator do.
Fine, it's in here.
And so are they.
Uncle Horace! Is that my nephew Zachary? No, it's me, Alan.
Oh.
Hey, Alan.
You stole the quantum chip, didn't you, Oliver? No, but even if I did, I'd never tell you where it was.
And I know we said we'd never keep secrets from each other, but under the circumstances, I think you get where I'm coming from.
Where is the quantum chip? I swear I hid it in this room.
Also, I don't wear pajamas to bed.
I wear a tuxedo.
Anti-lying serum? Yes.
Which is why I'm announcing that that black remote over there has a locate button that attracts the quantum chip like a magnet.
Also, I have a third nipple.
Luckily, it's right on top of my second nipple.
So no one will ever know.
Thank you.
And gross.
What are you doing? I'm attracted to you.
No, I mean, I'm really attracted to you.
No, I mean, as hard as I try, I cannot stop being near you.
What he's saying is he loves you.
No.
I'm saying the magnet in the remote is pulling me in.
Kaz, I asked you to wait in Mighty Max.
Yeah.
I decided to come here instead because this is how I go places on purpose.
They must have eaten the quantum chip to keep you from getting it.
We didn't eat the quantum chip.
We ate a potato chip we found in the chair cushion.
That was the quantum chip.
He made it look like a potato chip to disguise it as something unimportant.
But why make it taste like sour cream and onion? As opposed to what? Honey mustard? Only a madman would make a quantum chip taste like honey mustard.
Well, we broke it in half, so it's useless now.
Not true.
Quantum chips are easily put back together.
And I sneeze like a lady.
Yeah, well, we ate the chip, so there's no way to get it back.
Unless we rip open your stomachs and pull it out before you can digest it.
I was just about to say that.
Hey, great minds think alike.
This is awful.
It smells like whale in here.
Well, Oliver, this is it for us.
But before we go, one thing I have to say This is all your fault! Are you kidding me? You've been helping the villains all day.
You're like a wood-boring beetle who lies dormant inside a tree and then structurally destroys it by boring its way out.
Talk about boring.
Hey, I know you're evil, but do you have to be mean? How can you possibly think this is my fault? We wouldn't be in this situation if we hadn't discovered Mighty Med, if you hadn't made me read comic books.
I did not make you read comic books.
Oh, really? At my fifth birthday party I wished for a pony.
But you blew out my candles.
So I never got my wish.
If I had, I wouldn't have been hanging out with you at the comic bookstore.
I would have been out riding my pony, which would have been a horse by now.
You know what? These are probably our last few moments alive.
Could you just be quiet and let me die in peace? Not until I say one last thing.
Oatmeal.
My pony's name would have been Oatmeal.
You are the most incompetent store manager I have ever met! Does incompetent mean handsome? I'll just find the crystal myself.
Hey, hey, hey.
Slow down.
You don't work here yet.
The Crystal of Kreln.
Thank goodness.
I'll take it.
Sorry, it's already been sold.
To who? To me.
Apparently, it's very in demand right now.
In fact, someone was just in here a minute ago asking for it.
That was me! Look, just give me the crystal and I will pay you handsomely for it.
Ha, you mean you'll pay me incompetently for it.
Look, if you give me the crystal, I will give you my very expensive sports car.
Excuse me while I roll my eyes.
I'm rich I have every material thing I could ever want.
Except a lemur.
Mother says they shed.
What's in that garbage bag? Oh, you don't want this.
It's just full of 5 cent deposit bottles.
You didn't say you had a bag full of collected recycling bottles.
I have the world's biggest collection of collection bottles that other people have collected.
For that bag of collected collectibles for my collection.
Sure.
Take it.
I actually collect empty garbage bags.
Psh! What a sucker.
We need to get the quantum chip out of their stomachs.
Use your exploding power to blow them open.
Exploding them might destroy the chip.
I mean, not everyone here is wearing a helmet.
Actually, the easiest thing would be to cut us open with the laser dissector on the table over there.
Yes, that would get the job done quickly and painlessly.
Well, painlessly for you two.
For the boys, it's gonna be brutal.
So, any last words? "Oatmeal.
" You're pointing it the wrong way.
Horace is full of anti-lying serum.
What's your excuse? Horace, is Kaz telling the truth? Yes, and I shave my armpits.
It wasn't a laser dissector.
It was a forestation ray.
Yes, and my anti-lying serum wore off 2 minutes ago.
I don't shave my armpits.
I wax them.
So that was a trick? You're a genius.
Look, I'm sorry for saying that you always mess things up.
Can you forgive me? Enchanté.
Maybe genius is too strong a word.
Forestation ray only lasts a few minutes.
We have to get the quantum chip out of you and hide it.
But how? Do you have a vomit ray? No, but I have two-week-old Indian food in my office.
Not yet.
Where are they? Hey, Annihilator.
Who's also a handsome yet frugal billionaire? How did you break my force field? Crystal of Kreln.
You were a fool to come here, Titanio.
It's two against one.
Or is it? I think that was their cue.
No, wait.
It was "I beg to differ.
" Skylar, can we take this whole thing over again? You say, you were a fool to come here.
It's two against one Whoa! I beg to differ! I hate throwing up.
I have the worst taste in my mouth.
At least you have your own mouth.
We don't have much time.
Where are you gonna hide the quantum chip? The safest place imaginable.
And now to lock it.
I can't hold them off much longer.
Skylar, you're outnumbered.
You have to give up.
Never.
Hey, how do you get out of here? Seriously, this place is like a maze.
Whoa! I'm a good guy now.
I helped Oliver and Kaz break out of Mighty Max.
Unless you guys have a brilliant way out of this.
Then I'm totally on your side.
I wish I could go back in time and do everything differently.
In Issue 72, Rewind discovered that if his powers were amplified with an electrical force, he could travel further back to whatever time he was thinking about.
Megahertz, I do have a brilliant way out of this.
Zap this canister.
I'm reversing time.
Amazing.
I've never seen such a complete restoration of powers.
Skylar, I need to run some tests on you.
Okay, but first, can I have a moment alone with the Annihilator? I have some choice words for him.
Would you like to borrow my thesaurus? I recommend villain, knave, scoundrel or no-goodnik.
You turned back time very clever.
Now they have no idea I'm evil.
So we can work together in secret to turn all those superheroes into villains.
Good plan.
We just have to let them lock you up in Mighty Max, so they don't suspect anything.
I like that part less, but okay.
Oh, and I'm sorry about this.
About what? And that's for trying to hurt my friends! Isn't she amazing? I guess.
I'm more into bad girls.
Even though Skylar's powers have been successfully restored we should probably hide the quantum chip somewhere more secure, just to be careful.
Here it is.
Can I see it? No! Don't move.
Now I have to figure out which one is the quantum chip.
Ugh! Honey mustard.
Alan, have I taught you nothing? No, you hasn't.
You hasn't home-schooled I in seventy-twelve days! Wait.
I have a remote control that can find the chip.
And I think it's this one.
That was an inopportune choice of buttons.
Wait! And maybe all the chips will disappear.
I should have seen that coming.