Nicklas Pranker (2022) s02e01 Episode Script

SØPAVILLONEN
NIGHT CLUB
-Hi, Tessa. Nice to see you.
-You, too.
We're pranking Victor Lander today.
Oh, my god, hi!
-I'm frigging nervous.
-You are? A lot?
I don't want to be the first one
to get found out.
-Thanks for doing this.
-No, thank you.
I'm such a big fan. Really!
-What did you talk to Victor about?
-I asked him to do a music video.
-WOULD YOU BE IN MY VIDEO?
-YES! THAT'S THE DREAM!
So it's not like we've had
a lot of contact.
I have no idea what I'm going into.
We're doing some intro shots
for the music video.
-We're doing some acting.
-I'm down for that.
-See you in a bit.
-Yeah.
That's the production team.
Hugo is the director.
-Would Victor expect this of you?
-No, no.
-Hi. Jesper.
-I love this color.
I don't do much kidding around.
Everything I do is serious business.
I don't think he'd suspect this.
-Are you ready?
-Yes.
He didn't anticipate this.
-Wow, fantastic!
-Awesome!
Oh, my god. This is you.
-We're doing this.
-Right.
-Tessa's ready.
-What's up?
-What's up with you?
-You're looking good.
It's crazy. I look like
an inappropriate teacher.
We're doing shots. I want it to look
like I'm doing them, too.
-Are we actually drinking Sambuca?
-Yes, indeed.
-Did you consider water?
-I want it to be real.
In real life, I drink water.
I hope Victor is up for it.
He's going to get a hangover tomorrow.
Cool. You're getting
some authentic scenes.
And action.
Okay
I really thought it would be water.
-Another take?
-I'm going to get wasted.
Don't be a pussy. We need to do it again.
PRANKED BY NICKLAS
SEASON 2
-The boss is back.
-Fuck you all!
-Let's go.
-It's crazier.
I have the coolest guests.
-Aren't you Bendtner?
-Yes.
-Are you having your kidney out?
-You can't take his kidney.
This is ruthless.
A man has her breast tissue.
-Are you okay?
-This is pretty exhausting.
This is pretty wild.
That's hilarious!
-You're fast!
-Are you being serious?
-You ruined my life.
-I can't do this. I'm sorry.
Seriously?
PRANKED BY NICKLAS
CIPO WINE BAR
-Hi, Rasmus.
-Good to see you.
-We're pranking Pernille Blume.
-Yes.
You're the first one here.
Have a seat over here.
Yes.
She thinks it's a brand ambassador
meeting. That's how we know each other.
-Are you ready?
-Yes.
-See you.
-See you later.
-Hello.
-Hola.
-Can I talk to Pernille alone?
-Sure.
-I'll wait upstairs.
-Thank you. Hello.
Hi, Pernille. I'm Sanne.
It's going to be fun for her
to see you in a totally new way.
I doubt she'd expect me to prank her.
-No.
-It's going to be fun.
I'm following Rasmus quite closely lately.
He's severely addicted to screens.
He's going through
a digital detox of sorts.
-Can he do that?
-It's tough going.
-That's his whole job.
-Right, but it became too much.
So you're here to
I'm here to support him.
I manage his phone.
I'll go get Rasmus. Rasmus?
Come on down. We're done.
-Hi. Nice to see you.
-You, too.
-It hasn't been long.
-We see each other all the time.
-How many are coming?
-Not many. Only people who
This is crazy. A crazy project.
I'm completely flabbergasted.
I need to take it all in.
-Sorry. That's a terrible reaction.
-No, not at all.
-They don't know I have this.
-No!
This is my burner. It's crazy.
I don't remember my passcode.
Do you have a suggestion?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
-How about your mom's birthday?
Give him the message.
Take it, take it!
-Excited. Have you gotten settled in?
-I think so.
-Hey. What's up?
-No screens, right?
-No.
-We're talking about his new apartment.
-There's a message from Emilie.
-Can I read it myself?
-No, it's better I do it.
-Please, can I?
-It's best I do it.
-Should I cover my ears now?
Hi, honey. You have to come get me.
I just shit myself.
SØPAVILLONEN
NIGHT CLUB
-I'm going to get wasted.
-That's the best part!
-Victor hates hard liquor.
-Action!
Lovely.
Action.
We're ready.
-Are you ready?
-Let's go.
-I'm doing water from now on.
-Are you sure?
-I'll get wasted. I have no tolerance.
-Oh?
-I'm happy with this one.
-Let's go with that.
I need some fresh air.
I just need to go outside.
I'll be right back. Whew
Great.
Okay, let's do the shot where you're here.
throwing your drink over your shoulder.
-Well done.
-He's a little tipsy.
-Five shots.
-Yeah, five shots.
We brought Tessa's guitar.
It used to be her dad's.
It's in every one of her music videos.
He played for her as a child,
and he's the reason she became a singer.
I'm excited to see his reaction
when he breaks your dad's guitar.
-He's going to get sad.
-Now it's a party.
-You want me to aim for there?
-Yes.
-Is this it?
-Yes, get ready.
-See you after.
-See you.
-Not yet, right?
-Let's do a test shot.
-You want me to hit you?
-That's okay.
Like that. So just put your back into it.
Three, two, one
CIPO WINE BAR
"Yesterday was fun. I'm still sore."
"I didn't know you could
do that with your mouth."
"Looking forward to seeing you."
Droplet emoji.
-Peach emoji. Eggplant emoji.
-No, stop. No more.
-I'm sorry.
-No, I apologize.
She's asking to see you again.
What should I reply?
-Suggest Friday.
-Friday?
-At 4pm.
-4pm.
-Anything racy?
-No, stop.
-No emojis?
-No.
-That seems quite domineering.
-A heart, then.
How about a kissing smiley?
-Friday at 4pm?
-Yes, please.
-That was Emilie.
-Lucky I have thick skin.
She's really uncomfortable.
-They should be here soon.
-I was about to say.
This is Anna. She had her phone stolen.
I went to check my phone,
and it was gone. It has a blue cover.
Rasmus, if you took Anna's phone,
it's important that you tell us.
I didn't.
Did you take Anna's phone?
Yes, I was tempted.
-Where is it?
-Pernille has it.
It's in my bag.
I didn't know it was yours.
Sorry No, no.
I'm sorry. I'll give it right back.
So that's why you didn't know the code.
I apologize.
-I'm sorry.
-No worries.
I appreciate your honesty.
-What?
-That's the addiction.
I've called your sponsor to come here.
-He'll be right over.
-Okay.
Have a nice day.
Maybe you can write down
where you are in your process.
-One per line?
-That's right.
That was fast.
SØPAVILLONEN
NIGHT CLUB
Like that. So just put your back into it.
Three, two, one
Okay
-Oh, no
-What's going on?
No, say it isn't so! Who did that?
There's no way I'm doing this!
Tell him to fuck off home!
-What happened?
-He's going to be furious.
What the fuck happened?
He's going to be furious!
Victor threw the drink too hard,
so I jumped and stumbled.
-Victor!
-I have nothing to do with this. Trust me.
My dad is going to be furious!
Just wait and see, Victor.
But we'll Yeah.
BELLAHØJGAARD
RECEPTION ROOMS
Sy Lee, how come we're pranking Sigmund?
Sigmund is my best friend.
He believes everything so far.
What exactly does Sigmund think
is going to happen today?
-Hi.
-Hi.
We're doing a TV show
to find lost relatives.
-Sanne is the host.
-Hello.
I'm so excited.
We have a lot of exciting news for you.
We have found some
quite incredible results,
but I'll go through it later.
-Exciting!
-I'm excited.
I'll do a brief intro
before introducing you.
-Ready?
-Yes.
Welcome to "What We Were".
Welcome, Sigmund and Sy Lee.
-Thank you.
-I'm pleased to have you with me.
-Are you ready to unearth your past?
-So ready.
-I'm nervous.
-Me too.
You both gave DNA samples a month ago.
Since then, our research team has
been working around the clock.
We've found a person in Denmark
with the same
great-great-great-grandfather as you.
What?
Believe it or not, it's a famous Dane.
-I'm dead!
-What?
-That's huge!
-Ready to meet him?
What's going on?
-Please say hello to Nicklas Bendtner.
-What?
-Hi.
-Isn't this crazy?
Hi. Pleased to meet you.
I'm in shock.
-We have the same
-We're cousins apparently.
-That is so funny.
-It's crazy.
-I've been looking forward to meeting you.
-Me, too.
Now that I'm looking at you,
I see the resemblance.
-Some common features.
-Blue eyes.
Welcome to the family.
Let's take a break to let it sink in.
We'll be back after commercials.
-Wow.
-Holy cow.
Okay, okay Right.
I've seen something Was that with you?
I don't know if I dare say it.
Can I just speak privately
with you for two minutes?
-Is this a prank?
-I don't think so.
-Nicklas, you should talk to them.
-Of course.
I don't know Don't you have that
TV show where you prank people?
SØPAVILLONEN
NIGHT CLUB
You went a bit too hard.
We'll talk to her when she returns.
I don't have anything to do with that.
-I didn't put it there.
-I know. It just came as a shock to me.
But Let's just have a look at it
and see
I want to go home. I don't care anymore!
No one shows any respect!
Call and tell them that I'm over it!
I think we might have
to call it for today. Sorry.
-Should I go talk to her?
-Hi.
This is crazy.
-Did you see the swans?
-What?
Did you see the swans?
They just attacked me.
-Crazy.
-It is. What are you guys up to?
-I just helped break Tessa's dad's guitar.
-Oh, no, really?
-You know she always brings it, right?
-Yes.
Listen If this isn't hidden camera,
I'm going to lose it.
-You've been pranked by Nicklas.
-Fuck off!
-Damn!
-Sorry!
-I'm sorry!
-What the hell?
You threw me under the bus right away!
That look on your face Fuck!
No Damn!
Are you okay?
My dad won't come for you. I promise.
-Tessa drank water while you drank vodka.
-For real?
You called me a pussy.
"Fucking pussy! We'll do it for real.
It has to be true!"
I was like, "Ain't no fakeness."
That was a magical performance.
You had me completely.
-I'm sad not to be in a rap video.
-We'll do that in the future.
Let me just tell you that I'm a huge fan
and that's why.
I actually knew
you were doing a new season.
Take care of number one.
-It's fucking
-Where's the Sambuca? Get me some.
CIPO WINE BAR
-Good to see you.
-You too.
-Do I keep writing?
-Yes, keep going.
-Hi.
-Hello. Nice to meet you.
-I'm confused.
-Did you steal some girl's phone?
-She was sitting upstairs.
-That's no good.
-Why did you take her phone?
-Dealing with my withdrawal is hard.
-Right.
-I was trying to Pernille helped me.
-We're on the same team.
-What?
I brought you my phone.
I'll let you borrow it until tonight.
I'll get you a clean phone
at the regular fee. 5,000.
5,000?
-Rasmus is giving you 5,000
-To borrow my phone.
-Isn't that pretty steep?
-No.
-He needs unlimited data.
-I mean Sorry I'm laughing.
You're his sponsor. How does that
He stole a stranger's phone.
Shit happens.
-All good?
-Yes. I've written a lot.
-Okay.
-I'm almost done.
-We've had a good talk.
-I've observed you for a while.
Your heart is still racing.
Rasmus, please get up.
-What's in your pocket?
-Nothing. Lip balm.
Look at me.
-What's in your pocket?
-Nothing.
-Nicklas, did you give him a phone?
-No.
Nicklas, look at me.
Did you give him a phone?
-I didn't give him a phone.
-Pernille, did he give his phone away?
Don't you have that
TV show where you prank people?
-This isn't that.
-Seriously? Promise?
-100%.
-This would be the perfect prank.
-Sorry. I don't know
-That's alright.
We have some cool information.
Should we keep going?
Alright, go.
That was a wild revelation,
but now let's hear more
about Sy Lee's past.
Your father is descended from
an emperor in the Ming Dynasty, Hongwu.
That's pretty cool.
Descendants of this emperor are known
to possess supernatural powers.
We would like to measure whether your DNA
can detect these discharges of energy.
If you'll go over to Camilla,
we'll get you suited up.
While Sy Lee gets ready, I have
an unbelievable message for you two.
We've predicted that you're going
to live until the year 2120,
reaching the age of 125 years old.
-What? That can't be
-According to our calculations.
What? That's not possible.
-That sounds crazy.
-It's insane.
According to AI, you're going
to be a father again within the next year.
Okay That may very well be.
That comes as quite a surprise.
Maybe I should get out my contact list
and start making some calls.
-Don't you have a
-Yes.
-Wouldn't she be the mother, then?
-One can only hope.
I hope Should we just take five?
Let's take five.
-What's in your pocket, Rasmus?
-Nothing.
Pernille, did he hand over his phone?
I feel like I'm being
held hostage in this.
Pernille? Did he hand over his phone?
Yes, he did. I'm sorry.
Don't try to pull me to the dark side.
Guys, it's not okay for you
to make her an accomplice.
In the last half hour I've been here,
I've covered up his phone theft
as well as this. How did I end up here?
It's not okay that Rasmus
should be paying a fortune for this.
-It's expensive.
-And he's paying you.
Did you charge him money
to borrow a phone?
Nicklas, you've done this. You were clean.
We're going to record a video
in which we apologize to Pernille. Okay?
-Do you want to go first?
-Sure.
I'm sorry, Pernille.
I'd like to apologize for getting you
pranked by Nicklas.
What?
What? No!
Oh, my god!
That text message psyched me out.
I was like, "Wow, it's just coming."
-There's no Emilie.
-Okay. Damn
Along you came. "This is going too far.
Who are these people?"
-There are cameras everywhere.
-What was I doing before you came?
You were putting on make-up.
-Thank you.
-You took it so well.
I'm Pernille Blume,
and I just got pranked by Nicklas.
We're back. You've been wearing it
for five-ten minutes.
-Do you feel any difference?
-If I point at something
If I really concentrate,
I feel some sort of energy and power.
When I point at an object
and really focus on it
and concentrate
What the hell just happened?
No, no That's enough.
This is insane. I can't do this. Sorry.
-This is too much.
-But, Sigmund, you have been pranked.
Crazy!
Oh, my god, seriously! No!
I'm happy we're back to reality.
I was losing it.
This is a high-quality prank.
I'm happy I listened to my gut feeling,
but this was hilarious.
Genius, once you realize it's a prank.
I'm Sigmund, and I just got pranked
by Sy Lee and Nicklas Bendtner.
Fuck you guys!
THIS SEASON
-Ready
-I'd like to leave the basement.
-What's going on?
-I don't know.
-You're kidding!
-Hi!
I have nothing more to say.
What the hell?
Hilarious!
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