Noah's Arc (2005) s02e01 Episode Script
Housequake
guys Can talk about this tomorrow? is not the best.
When is a good time for you, Ricky when you're in someone's ass? You two will stop you for a while? Noah is an important issue.
Go, Noah.
We listen.
I thought a lot lately.
trying to figure out Is it my mate? - Is it? - This is an important issue? you interrupt me orgy for this? 'm serious, guys.
I'm awake in bed, while he sleeps like a child.
I have this gorgeous man who hugged me and I think something is wrong.
We are together for few months.
And still not sure.
I know you think, it is stupid but How do I know, it's real? kiss him.
He's right.
Kiss it.
Shake the earth to find out.
Ow, ow, baby! Guys should go.
I assure you, the kiss never lies.
Yes, see a good kiss.
A kiss.
Good.
Hi, dear.
Kiss me? Shh.
Just kiss.
Feel that? Ammm, what? This? Earthquake! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood surroundings of Noah Believe me, I'm homeless.
I do not homeless, will stay with Malik.
Do I need to remember what happened with Wade before six months? You cheated on him, he hits Malik and broke up with you.
It's about, I need space.
earn enough now, I want to have my own house.
Okay, in your house you husband dear.
He's my boyfriend, not my husband.
- This move is temporary.
- Speaking of spouses, not you getting ready the return of Trey? I have already prepared, I clothing, candles, music at 5:30 pm he arrives at "LAX", and at 7:30 pm will be with me.
This Is? A few broken dishes? These are not just dishes, this is Forneseti.
You also have damage at home.
Not so bad, as Noah.
Some cracks in walls, other ceiling.
'll fix them.
All this, will you do it yourself? Hell, no.
will hire one of them.
will entrust your home a stranger? My maid, will monitor it.
What about him? Boy, please! If you hire, the only thing repaired in your apartment, will you.
You said that damage minor why not just hire capable and skillful man? and called him one day.
How about it? Milo.
Okay so, did you spot in the closet for your clothes and emptied some drawers.
- What is this? - I saw some houses in the city a list of some small houses, which may be more your taste.
And to buy a sweet.
I want to believe you will like it very much.
What have I done to deserve, such a beautiful boyfriend? You must not do anything, in addition to its incredible.
I know that I had strange and eventful start, but know that the last 6 months were the happiest in my life.
You're the best thing you ever happened to me.
Best.
You must go to work, but will see later in the studio.
Good.
You pretty new, which can get used to feel at home.
Just remember that is all mine and yours.
What was that? I broke your cup.
Sorry! I'll buy another, I promise.
Do not worry about it.
But she looked beautiful.
I told you? Everything is mine and yours.
can break all if you want.
Watch.
Okay, okay, okay.
I found it.
Good.
See, now come out, to clean it.
I do not want my kind to cut brilliant fingers with it.
take care of my dear.
Mr.
Davis.
I did not expect to return home so early.
Where is Mr.
Rodriguez? - Oh, no, no - Mr.
Rodriguez! - Mr.
Rodriguez Oh, God! - Sorry - - just begun But you have not done anything! Something I forgot, I come back shortly.
You're my home maid of 5 years.
- I'm very surprised! - Sorry Sir, I was I'm so sorry, so sorry! - Ow! - So what now? they took in his apartment, thinking, to help you find your new Sounds very romantic.
I think I have found the perfect boyfriend.
This is awesome! You're the queen of the doubt! If it were not so good in bed ? Do not answer me, Trey is here.
- Until tonight.
- Bye.
Okay, okay, okay! Welcome home, Boo! Trey! What? I'm so sorry dear, that he first called you.
friend Guy break up with him.
- Sorry, man.
- Yes, no warning, no nothing.
Only one message is left in my stuff in storage.
I thought can stay here until find a new place.
Well But why not stay with Wade? Could not find it.
He moved, changed your phone number.
- How are you dear?.
- Completely disappeared.
guess it, that Noah loves it.
No mind Guy to stay, right? Of course, dear.
I told you so my email get over that stupid jealousy.
Guy can not remain so, as necessary.
Oh, thank you, dear.
I knew you would accept it.
We go about things Guy and leave them in the garage.
-'ll be back at 9 pm - Well ? what about your party for "Welcome" at 9 pm? Oh dear, so good! I think it will be late.
Bye.
guess not not mind.
How do you feel your nose? still hurts, thanks.
Eddie, it's not funny! We are in this house for weeks, Kenya can sleep in your room.
child comes first and she will sleep with us until you feel comfortable.
Sorry.
Good.
Whatever you say, Eddie.
How do you pass first day in my home? Good, you do change very easy You know, dear? I love you well.
Sorry earthquake spoil your house, but would not be able to think looking nest for us.
Oh, finding a nest I love how it sounds These two are still there right? What the hell is Trey delayed so much? Who said you have to take all things Guy it takes time.
Are you sure that you agree removal of a Guy? You must be, Trey promised that it will not suspect and jealous of Guy.
And if you do not do it, I lose.
Much better is do nothing.
Why did he not stay at Wade? This is wonderful, right? Nowhere can to find Wade, he moved, has changed phone simply disappeared.
You two actually I appeal unexpectedly.
Have not you heard? One day he believes he will ready to marry him.
- do not exaggerate.
- You called him the perfect boyfriend! Maybe he's a bit more perfect.
Chance, leave This is the most stupid thing, I've heard! He Receptionist in the sex club, for God.
Better than perfect.
It's interesting.
I know it's your friend Eddie, but I guess maybe Malik is a poor relation in the event that Wade is not expired? Or maybe Malik is perfect.
I mean nobody is perfect, but perhaps it's perfect for you.
- Grace Jones plan - Wait Do not try to tell me, that he used me? I mean, yes, if I had doubts before, but now when I know you want me back to questions about my relationship? guys would be able to help for your dispute if I resolve When I met for the first time my man, think, he is a real bitch.
I mean, if you do the first time is very bad.
You know what? It was over this.
Now we are better together.
So sometimes relations can be updated.
How is your man feels that do cocktails shirtless? Why do not you ask yourself? Just coming.
- Noah? - Wade? Noah? Is that Noah? very bitch! Sorry about that.
Tail came around the corner! Why all so quiet? Wade, we are not months.
six months.
How are you? I'm fine, actually.
I am also well.
Yes, I can see it.
Guys, I think are placed our song let's dance.
So Wade Hey nice to be back to work, you will see from time to time, right? Noah was my friend to meet you.
Hey, why do not you let you talk? 'll see you after a while? So - - You and Trey.
- You and - Malik.
I want to know Do not you owe me no explanation.
not answering my phone calls and e-mail Do not you owe me no explanation! I'd like to be part of the bar.
It's amazing how her boyfriend bartender looks at Noah and Wade What do you think, you're talking about? Who cares what you speak? Just watch! Obviously! Very obvious! What is obvious? Oh, just that they never have decided that ripping to do.
Oh, I sms! Trey looks great.
happy? I am.
Good.
And you? Yes I am.
Very.
It's Trey.
Just be finished Guy in the garage was exhausted from the flight and would have to see me at home later.
Guys, listen to me? Trey will not attend the party your welcome! So what do about this? What do you mean? not long be kept whore like that yet.
- Now your man back - You have two options: can stand here and be mad, or to go home and to remind you how much you love him and being his wonderful gift.
What would you do? How do you think? I'm of course.
Is not this boy before shop tools? This is cute.
Until then, boys.
See you later.
And do not worry about it.
Oh, I'm not uptight, man.
Do not break it, right? Hey, nice.
Ready? - Yes.
- Let's go.
- Bye Wade.
- Bye Noah.
Trey! Trey? Trey? please tomorrow to talk about.
Shit! Wow! What are we doing here? E, close to the club Oh! I thought this is perfect place to wish happy six months together.
Oh my god! This is so sweet! - Does it Feel? - What's another earthquake? No.
Nothing.
'll eat cake.
Eddie can you change points tonight? Why? Always sleep on that side.
I just want to change.
- Temporarily.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Is not it romantic? When they saw the club, I have not thought that after 6 months we will be here.
OK? Yes, just It's cold.
Okay, what's wrong? Come on, what is it? This is this is for us.
This this is me.
Just do not I do not think we are ready.
Then we go more slowly.
Whatever you want, dear.
You want to break up.
Good.
Let's go.
Can not just leave you here.
Prefer to go.
Please! - Noah - simply just walked away.
Please.
You know not understand, really.
Well, that makes us two.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
had to fix it.
No problem.
I can fix now.
Good.
Got tools? Use them.
Good.
Good tool.
we work with.
Is Very busy? Ay, Kenya OK? Noah? What are you doing here? Want to ride? No, Wade, I just I thought the walk to home would be nice.
Nice car.
Thanks.
She is Trey.
And you guys what you doing here? We always walk the walk, after bar close.
Are you sure that you do not want to ride? do not mind.
No 'd rather walk.
with itself.
- And Keep.
- Thanks.
When is a good time for you, Ricky when you're in someone's ass? You two will stop you for a while? Noah is an important issue.
Go, Noah.
We listen.
I thought a lot lately.
trying to figure out Is it my mate? - Is it? - This is an important issue? you interrupt me orgy for this? 'm serious, guys.
I'm awake in bed, while he sleeps like a child.
I have this gorgeous man who hugged me and I think something is wrong.
We are together for few months.
And still not sure.
I know you think, it is stupid but How do I know, it's real? kiss him.
He's right.
Kiss it.
Shake the earth to find out.
Ow, ow, baby! Guys should go.
I assure you, the kiss never lies.
Yes, see a good kiss.
A kiss.
Good.
Hi, dear.
Kiss me? Shh.
Just kiss.
Feel that? Ammm, what? This? Earthquake! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood surroundings of Noah Believe me, I'm homeless.
I do not homeless, will stay with Malik.
Do I need to remember what happened with Wade before six months? You cheated on him, he hits Malik and broke up with you.
It's about, I need space.
earn enough now, I want to have my own house.
Okay, in your house you husband dear.
He's my boyfriend, not my husband.
- This move is temporary.
- Speaking of spouses, not you getting ready the return of Trey? I have already prepared, I clothing, candles, music at 5:30 pm he arrives at "LAX", and at 7:30 pm will be with me.
This Is? A few broken dishes? These are not just dishes, this is Forneseti.
You also have damage at home.
Not so bad, as Noah.
Some cracks in walls, other ceiling.
'll fix them.
All this, will you do it yourself? Hell, no.
will hire one of them.
will entrust your home a stranger? My maid, will monitor it.
What about him? Boy, please! If you hire, the only thing repaired in your apartment, will you.
You said that damage minor why not just hire capable and skillful man? and called him one day.
How about it? Milo.
Okay so, did you spot in the closet for your clothes and emptied some drawers.
- What is this? - I saw some houses in the city a list of some small houses, which may be more your taste.
And to buy a sweet.
I want to believe you will like it very much.
What have I done to deserve, such a beautiful boyfriend? You must not do anything, in addition to its incredible.
I know that I had strange and eventful start, but know that the last 6 months were the happiest in my life.
You're the best thing you ever happened to me.
Best.
You must go to work, but will see later in the studio.
Good.
You pretty new, which can get used to feel at home.
Just remember that is all mine and yours.
What was that? I broke your cup.
Sorry! I'll buy another, I promise.
Do not worry about it.
But she looked beautiful.
I told you? Everything is mine and yours.
can break all if you want.
Watch.
Okay, okay, okay.
I found it.
Good.
See, now come out, to clean it.
I do not want my kind to cut brilliant fingers with it.
take care of my dear.
Mr.
Davis.
I did not expect to return home so early.
Where is Mr.
Rodriguez? - Oh, no, no - Mr.
Rodriguez! - Mr.
Rodriguez Oh, God! - Sorry - - just begun But you have not done anything! Something I forgot, I come back shortly.
You're my home maid of 5 years.
- I'm very surprised! - Sorry Sir, I was I'm so sorry, so sorry! - Ow! - So what now? they took in his apartment, thinking, to help you find your new Sounds very romantic.
I think I have found the perfect boyfriend.
This is awesome! You're the queen of the doubt! If it were not so good in bed ? Do not answer me, Trey is here.
- Until tonight.
- Bye.
Okay, okay, okay! Welcome home, Boo! Trey! What? I'm so sorry dear, that he first called you.
friend Guy break up with him.
- Sorry, man.
- Yes, no warning, no nothing.
Only one message is left in my stuff in storage.
I thought can stay here until find a new place.
Well But why not stay with Wade? Could not find it.
He moved, changed your phone number.
- How are you dear?.
- Completely disappeared.
guess it, that Noah loves it.
No mind Guy to stay, right? Of course, dear.
I told you so my email get over that stupid jealousy.
Guy can not remain so, as necessary.
Oh, thank you, dear.
I knew you would accept it.
We go about things Guy and leave them in the garage.
-'ll be back at 9 pm - Well ? what about your party for "Welcome" at 9 pm? Oh dear, so good! I think it will be late.
Bye.
guess not not mind.
How do you feel your nose? still hurts, thanks.
Eddie, it's not funny! We are in this house for weeks, Kenya can sleep in your room.
child comes first and she will sleep with us until you feel comfortable.
Sorry.
Good.
Whatever you say, Eddie.
How do you pass first day in my home? Good, you do change very easy You know, dear? I love you well.
Sorry earthquake spoil your house, but would not be able to think looking nest for us.
Oh, finding a nest I love how it sounds These two are still there right? What the hell is Trey delayed so much? Who said you have to take all things Guy it takes time.
Are you sure that you agree removal of a Guy? You must be, Trey promised that it will not suspect and jealous of Guy.
And if you do not do it, I lose.
Much better is do nothing.
Why did he not stay at Wade? This is wonderful, right? Nowhere can to find Wade, he moved, has changed phone simply disappeared.
You two actually I appeal unexpectedly.
Have not you heard? One day he believes he will ready to marry him.
- do not exaggerate.
- You called him the perfect boyfriend! Maybe he's a bit more perfect.
Chance, leave This is the most stupid thing, I've heard! He Receptionist in the sex club, for God.
Better than perfect.
It's interesting.
I know it's your friend Eddie, but I guess maybe Malik is a poor relation in the event that Wade is not expired? Or maybe Malik is perfect.
I mean nobody is perfect, but perhaps it's perfect for you.
- Grace Jones plan - Wait Do not try to tell me, that he used me? I mean, yes, if I had doubts before, but now when I know you want me back to questions about my relationship? guys would be able to help for your dispute if I resolve When I met for the first time my man, think, he is a real bitch.
I mean, if you do the first time is very bad.
You know what? It was over this.
Now we are better together.
So sometimes relations can be updated.
How is your man feels that do cocktails shirtless? Why do not you ask yourself? Just coming.
- Noah? - Wade? Noah? Is that Noah? very bitch! Sorry about that.
Tail came around the corner! Why all so quiet? Wade, we are not months.
six months.
How are you? I'm fine, actually.
I am also well.
Yes, I can see it.
Guys, I think are placed our song let's dance.
So Wade Hey nice to be back to work, you will see from time to time, right? Noah was my friend to meet you.
Hey, why do not you let you talk? 'll see you after a while? So - - You and Trey.
- You and - Malik.
I want to know Do not you owe me no explanation.
not answering my phone calls and e-mail Do not you owe me no explanation! I'd like to be part of the bar.
It's amazing how her boyfriend bartender looks at Noah and Wade What do you think, you're talking about? Who cares what you speak? Just watch! Obviously! Very obvious! What is obvious? Oh, just that they never have decided that ripping to do.
Oh, I sms! Trey looks great.
happy? I am.
Good.
And you? Yes I am.
Very.
It's Trey.
Just be finished Guy in the garage was exhausted from the flight and would have to see me at home later.
Guys, listen to me? Trey will not attend the party your welcome! So what do about this? What do you mean? not long be kept whore like that yet.
- Now your man back - You have two options: can stand here and be mad, or to go home and to remind you how much you love him and being his wonderful gift.
What would you do? How do you think? I'm of course.
Is not this boy before shop tools? This is cute.
Until then, boys.
See you later.
And do not worry about it.
Oh, I'm not uptight, man.
Do not break it, right? Hey, nice.
Ready? - Yes.
- Let's go.
- Bye Wade.
- Bye Noah.
Trey! Trey? Trey? please tomorrow to talk about.
Shit! Wow! What are we doing here? E, close to the club Oh! I thought this is perfect place to wish happy six months together.
Oh my god! This is so sweet! - Does it Feel? - What's another earthquake? No.
Nothing.
'll eat cake.
Eddie can you change points tonight? Why? Always sleep on that side.
I just want to change.
- Temporarily.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Is not it romantic? When they saw the club, I have not thought that after 6 months we will be here.
OK? Yes, just It's cold.
Okay, what's wrong? Come on, what is it? This is this is for us.
This this is me.
Just do not I do not think we are ready.
Then we go more slowly.
Whatever you want, dear.
You want to break up.
Good.
Let's go.
Can not just leave you here.
Prefer to go.
Please! - Noah - simply just walked away.
Please.
You know not understand, really.
Well, that makes us two.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
had to fix it.
No problem.
I can fix now.
Good.
Got tools? Use them.
Good.
Good tool.
we work with.
Is Very busy? Ay, Kenya OK? Noah? What are you doing here? Want to ride? No, Wade, I just I thought the walk to home would be nice.
Nice car.
Thanks.
She is Trey.
And you guys what you doing here? We always walk the walk, after bar close.
Are you sure that you do not want to ride? do not mind.
No 'd rather walk.
with itself.
- And Keep.
- Thanks.