Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (2020) s02e01 Episode Script
Peter Grill and the Goblin Apocalypse
1
When we last left Peter Grill
Luvellia-senpai.
No matter what happens,
you’re the only woman I’ll ever love.
I love you too, Peter-kun.
Now
Shall we say a prayer?
If we’re lucky,
the stork will descend from the
heavens and bless us with our child.
S-sure
Senpai
That wasn’t half bad
How could this happen to me?!
Sir Peter, you’re so forceful
and that about sums it up.
Episode 1: Peter Grill and the Goblin Apocalypse
The Great Goblin Invasion has finally begun!
And if left unchecked,
they shall devour every last male in sight.
Bravest warriors!
I call upon you to form a defense squad
and make for the scene of their crimes!
A whole army
Goblins usually steer clear of human settlements,
and yet they’re attacking in droves
They’re piggin’ out on man meat!
Luvellia-senpai, let’s stick to the plan.
Right.
Good luck down there.
Once we’re through with this mission
Of course. Just the two of us.
Onwards!
‘Kay.
Head for the eastern side of the village!
Yes, Lady Luvellia!
MEN!
No! Please, stop!
We must rescue the villagers!
A man!
Be sure to take them alive!
The Goblin Invasion.
Female goblins experience periods of
heightened sexual arousal.
During this time,
they form groups and attack human settlements.
Until the storm blows over, the men are powerless.
They cower in fear and pray for mercy.
MEN!
Help is on the way!
A man!
Take that!
And that!
I know him!
That’s the strongest man in the world!
Now then
What do you say we perform our duties as
members of the Warriors Guild, Mimi?
Roger that, Big Sis!
You will not interfere, gob-gob!
Gigan-style Secret Technique!
Double Axe Tornado Special!
One for you and you and you!
Now have a little taste of forbidden Elvish magic!
Hyper Aura Cannon!
Pew, pew, pew!
I-I must help them!
The color of this goblin’s skin reminds me of
the Elder Orcs who used to pick on me
Take it down a notch, Piglette!
We’re not supposed to kill them!
I swear, they just keep coming outta nowhere
Talk about all hell breaking loose
I, the mighty Antonion Spartacos,
shall be your opponent!
Good luck, Tacos!
A man!
Wha–? An ambush?!
Help me, Mitchie!
Tacooooos!
He totally caved
Gob-gob!
Gob-gob!
What’s the matter with you?! Surround them!
The strongest man in the world?
Gob-gob, gob!
Then we’ll have to offer him up to the Queen, won’t we?
D’ya mean it, Big Sister?!
I know EXACTLY how to find him
Whew That was a piece of cake!
Things in the village oughtta settle down now.
They’re not our enemy, you know?
They’re not our enemy, you know?
Yes, but we’ve received reports of the
horde gaining momentum in other regions.
They’ll never be satiated now that they’re in heat,
We’ll keep it a secret from Lady Mitchie, okay?
no matter how many men they sleep with
That’s why the higher-ups think
we need to cull the population,
just like last time.
Cull them?
Papa! Are you okay?
I’m perfectly fine!
Gobuko–
No!
I refuse to let history repeat itself!
Sneaky, sneaky
Sneaky, sneaky
You’ve got a point
W-wait, what are you d–
Then we had better track him down quickly
We’re in the middle of something important!
Hey!
Peter?
Dammit Does he have to do this NOW?
Now then, Peter Grill
We finally got rid of all those pesky goblins!
I lent you a hand – now lend me your schlong.
I’d be ever-so grateful for a heaping helping
K-knock it off, you four!
For the love of god, there’s a time and a place!
Bad news, sir!
The White Lily Bud Squadron led by
Lady Luvellia has been wiped out!
Wha–?!
WHAAAT?!
LUVELLIA-SENPAI!
Peter!
I’ve gotta save her before it’s too late!
Oh, good grief. Every single time
All for a woman who only holds hands
What’s she got that we don’t got?
You’re crushing me
P-Peter
The goblins have captured Luvellia-senpai!
What if they?
Or they might even!
S-stop it!
Th-those fiends!
Aren’t you?!
I’m so sorry, Sir Peter
Lady Luvellia, she’s
Who are they?!
I-I suspect they’re the Queen’s bodyguards.
A superior race of goblins
known as the Hobgoblin Elite!
The Unholy Trinity Stars, at your service!
You’re the world’s strongest man, I presume?
Luvellia-senpai!
Unhand her this instant!
Don’t move!
If you even THINK about doing something stupid
she’s as good as dead!
Y’know, for the world’s strongest man,
you’re not much to write home about.
I admire the sense of compassion you humans possess,
but it’s your biggest weakness.
Peter-kun!
What are you doing?!
Forget about me! You have to fight them!
Peter?
Luvellia-senpai
Pack it in, ya buncha slobs!
Get ready to carry yer trophies home!
Peter-kun!
Are you feeling alright, Luvellia-senpai?
Where are we?!
Oh, this is a nightmare!
The goblins are targeting the most
vulnerable part of the male anatomy
Let’s try not to look!
Calm down and focus on my voice.
It’s a trick to help us be brave.
Peter-kun
We’re going to find a way to escape.
But until then, I need you to trust me.
I won’t let them lay a finger on you, Senpai.
No one gave you permission to speak!
The Queen demands a sacrifice!
Let him go!
What are you going to do to Peter-kun?!
I, Peter Grill, will NEVER surrender
to the likes of a filthy goblin!
Peter-kun!
Quit draggin’ yer feet!
Get over here!
Go on, the Queen’s waiting for you inside!
The Goblin Queen
What sort of hideous monster awaits?
Hang on a sec!
The higher up the hierarchy,
the more they look like humans
Which means!
So you’re the world’s strongest man, eh?
I’ll be sure to SLATHER
you with all my love and affection.
Sluuurp.
BUT I ALREADY HAVE A FIANCÉE NAMED LUVELLIA!
Lisa Alpacas
Akira Itsuki
Don’t forget to tune in next week
When we last left Peter Grill
Luvellia-senpai.
No matter what happens,
you’re the only woman I’ll ever love.
I love you too, Peter-kun.
Now
Shall we say a prayer?
If we’re lucky,
the stork will descend from the
heavens and bless us with our child.
S-sure
Senpai
That wasn’t half bad
How could this happen to me?!
Sir Peter, you’re so forceful
and that about sums it up.
Episode 1: Peter Grill and the Goblin Apocalypse
The Great Goblin Invasion has finally begun!
And if left unchecked,
they shall devour every last male in sight.
Bravest warriors!
I call upon you to form a defense squad
and make for the scene of their crimes!
A whole army
Goblins usually steer clear of human settlements,
and yet they’re attacking in droves
They’re piggin’ out on man meat!
Luvellia-senpai, let’s stick to the plan.
Right.
Good luck down there.
Once we’re through with this mission
Of course. Just the two of us.
Onwards!
‘Kay.
Head for the eastern side of the village!
Yes, Lady Luvellia!
MEN!
No! Please, stop!
We must rescue the villagers!
A man!
Be sure to take them alive!
The Goblin Invasion.
Female goblins experience periods of
heightened sexual arousal.
During this time,
they form groups and attack human settlements.
Until the storm blows over, the men are powerless.
They cower in fear and pray for mercy.
MEN!
Help is on the way!
A man!
Take that!
And that!
I know him!
That’s the strongest man in the world!
Now then
What do you say we perform our duties as
members of the Warriors Guild, Mimi?
Roger that, Big Sis!
You will not interfere, gob-gob!
Gigan-style Secret Technique!
Double Axe Tornado Special!
One for you and you and you!
Now have a little taste of forbidden Elvish magic!
Hyper Aura Cannon!
Pew, pew, pew!
I-I must help them!
The color of this goblin’s skin reminds me of
the Elder Orcs who used to pick on me
Take it down a notch, Piglette!
We’re not supposed to kill them!
I swear, they just keep coming outta nowhere
Talk about all hell breaking loose
I, the mighty Antonion Spartacos,
shall be your opponent!
Good luck, Tacos!
A man!
Wha–? An ambush?!
Help me, Mitchie!
Tacooooos!
He totally caved
Gob-gob!
Gob-gob!
What’s the matter with you?! Surround them!
The strongest man in the world?
Gob-gob, gob!
Then we’ll have to offer him up to the Queen, won’t we?
D’ya mean it, Big Sister?!
I know EXACTLY how to find him
Whew That was a piece of cake!
Things in the village oughtta settle down now.
They’re not our enemy, you know?
They’re not our enemy, you know?
Yes, but we’ve received reports of the
horde gaining momentum in other regions.
They’ll never be satiated now that they’re in heat,
We’ll keep it a secret from Lady Mitchie, okay?
no matter how many men they sleep with
That’s why the higher-ups think
we need to cull the population,
just like last time.
Cull them?
Papa! Are you okay?
I’m perfectly fine!
Gobuko–
No!
I refuse to let history repeat itself!
Sneaky, sneaky
Sneaky, sneaky
You’ve got a point
W-wait, what are you d–
Then we had better track him down quickly
We’re in the middle of something important!
Hey!
Peter?
Dammit Does he have to do this NOW?
Now then, Peter Grill
We finally got rid of all those pesky goblins!
I lent you a hand – now lend me your schlong.
I’d be ever-so grateful for a heaping helping
K-knock it off, you four!
For the love of god, there’s a time and a place!
Bad news, sir!
The White Lily Bud Squadron led by
Lady Luvellia has been wiped out!
Wha–?!
WHAAAT?!
LUVELLIA-SENPAI!
Peter!
I’ve gotta save her before it’s too late!
Oh, good grief. Every single time
All for a woman who only holds hands
What’s she got that we don’t got?
You’re crushing me
P-Peter
The goblins have captured Luvellia-senpai!
What if they?
Or they might even!
S-stop it!
Th-those fiends!
Aren’t you?!
I’m so sorry, Sir Peter
Lady Luvellia, she’s
Who are they?!
I-I suspect they’re the Queen’s bodyguards.
A superior race of goblins
known as the Hobgoblin Elite!
The Unholy Trinity Stars, at your service!
You’re the world’s strongest man, I presume?
Luvellia-senpai!
Unhand her this instant!
Don’t move!
If you even THINK about doing something stupid
she’s as good as dead!
Y’know, for the world’s strongest man,
you’re not much to write home about.
I admire the sense of compassion you humans possess,
but it’s your biggest weakness.
Peter-kun!
What are you doing?!
Forget about me! You have to fight them!
Peter?
Luvellia-senpai
Pack it in, ya buncha slobs!
Get ready to carry yer trophies home!
Peter-kun!
Are you feeling alright, Luvellia-senpai?
Where are we?!
Oh, this is a nightmare!
The goblins are targeting the most
vulnerable part of the male anatomy
Let’s try not to look!
Calm down and focus on my voice.
It’s a trick to help us be brave.
Peter-kun
We’re going to find a way to escape.
But until then, I need you to trust me.
I won’t let them lay a finger on you, Senpai.
No one gave you permission to speak!
The Queen demands a sacrifice!
Let him go!
What are you going to do to Peter-kun?!
I, Peter Grill, will NEVER surrender
to the likes of a filthy goblin!
Peter-kun!
Quit draggin’ yer feet!
Get over here!
Go on, the Queen’s waiting for you inside!
The Goblin Queen
What sort of hideous monster awaits?
Hang on a sec!
The higher up the hierarchy,
the more they look like humans
Which means!
So you’re the world’s strongest man, eh?
I’ll be sure to SLATHER
you with all my love and affection.
Sluuurp.
BUT I ALREADY HAVE A FIANCÉE NAMED LUVELLIA!
Lisa Alpacas
Akira Itsuki
Don’t forget to tune in next week