Selling the OC (2022) s02e01 Episode Script

1
[funky, up-tempo music playing]
Man, you can leave
A message after the beep ♪
It's Brandi from O Group.
The Oppenheim Group, we specialize
in very high caliber clientele.
-This is a 106 million listing.
-The roof actually opens.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
$20 million listing
from door knocking.
-I'm going hard.
-[bell ringing]
[Polly] Yeah.
Do what I want because I can ♪
Why? Because I can ♪
[group cheering]
-[moans softly]
-I run this ♪
Rose and I are the top producing
female agents in the office.
We're really unstoppable.
Finally, some other agents
who are almost operating on my level.
This is a good listing from door knocking.
-How?
-I want to see that door knock.
They're jealous. What do they have?
-Nothing.
-You have a listing with Alex Hall?
-Yeah.
-How's that going?
This is not a position I like to be in.
I want nothing to do with it.
[Austin] Family's everything.
I want to make them proud.
I just want to not feel like the nanny.
My mom is sick
and she just had a seizure.
I look at life
so much differently right now.
-Honey
-Don't fucking "honey" me.
Jarvis is the most condescending,
stuck-up bitch.
Sorry. I know you're gonna marry her.
She's a cunt.
Somebody brought the shade.
I'm so fucking offended
by Kayla's behavior last night.
She genuinely tried to kiss me.
[Polly] You don't fuck
with people's marriages.
Bad, bad, bad, shit, shit, bad. Stop.
-It was wrong and I was ashamed.
-Maybe she has a crush on Tyler.
-She's coming at you
-Projecting on you.
-Did you date?
-I think we matched on Hinge.
Like, years ago.
-We grew up on the same beach.
-Our paths never crossed.
You're so warm.
Who wants a nosey?
[yelling] Oh my God!
It's inappropriate.
You're acting like a hypocrite.
Are you fucking kidding?
You guys are fucking bullies.
[shrieking]
-Homewrecker!
-[Polly] Oh my God!
[funky hip-hop music playing]
Who dat, who dat? ♪
Up at the top, yeah, head of the game ♪
Who dat, who dat? ♪
Look at me, good
Yeah, I'll do it my way ♪
-My way ♪
-Who dat, who dat? ♪
Gonna hit 'em with that boom ♪
Real estate in Orange County
is better than it's ever been.
Our office had over 300 million in sales
just in our first year.
Lot of money to be made here.
I think when you're in the same office
there can be healthy competition.
However, there are lines
that cannot be crossed.
And regardless of what people think,
I'm here for one thing
and that is business.
-Hi.
-Hi.
[Alex laughs]
-How are you? Good.
-Good. How are you?
How's it going?
Better now that I'm here.
Now that I'm here?
Yeah.
[bright, up-tempo music playing]
-Is this the one we're seeing?
-This is the one.
-So, the owner bought this in 2010.
-Okay.
She built it from the ground up,
raised her family here
and then recently redid it.
Kids are older. She has places everywhere.
Just kind of looking for a change of pace.
-9,300 square feet. Absolutely stunning.
-[Alex] Wow.
[bright, up-tempo music playing]
[Tyler] This is the most exclusive
gated community in Orange County.
There's only 12 homes built. 13 sites.
This pool wraps around,
and you've got your spa.
And then downstairs
I need you, need you ♪
I need you so ♪
[Tyler] You have a game room, a bar,
a theater.
The office, the conference room,
a spa, a dance room.
Then this whole front part of the house
is open to that ocean view.
[Alex] Oh my gosh!
Take you where I go ♪
-It's beautiful.
-What's the price?
39,700,000.
-[chokes] Holy crap.
-[Tyler] Yeah.
-Yeah.
-[Alex] How you been?
-Good.
-Yeah?
Look like you've been crying.
[laughs] Thank you. You look great too.
-I don't mean that in a bad way.
-Surviving. Getting through it.
[Tyler] I was married for two years,
and I'm going through a public divorce.
Still being finalized. It takes time.
But it is difficult and heartbreaking.
But it doesn't have to be negative.
I think there's a stigma
with-with divorce and change,
that it has to be bad,
but that's not necessarily true.
For better and for worse.
Not in your case.
-[laughs] Wow. Shots fired.
-Or mine. Or mine.
-You're in good company.
-Yeah.
It's horrible, I'm sorry.
That was an insensitive joke.
That's okay. It's been a minute.
-Are you okay?
-I am, but
It's not easy.
I think there's a lot you can learn
from a successful relationship
and even more from a divorce.
So, you know
-I Trust me. I'm with you on that.
-Yeah.
-My divorce almost killed me.
-Really?
Can't imagine going through it publicly.
But I have kids too.
At least you don't have kids.
-There's Try to stay positive.
-It's true.
In a lot of ways it's more simple.
In others, more complicated.
Well, and learning like what you want
out of a relationship and what you don't.
I was lucky to have
close friends like you
and a good group of core friends
to get me through.
-Yeah.
-I'm kind of finding out who I am again.
Whatever you need, I'm here for you.
Yeah.
-But not whatever you need.
-[laughs]
I have boundaries.
-There are limits.
-There are limits.
[Tyler] I've known Hall forever,
as far back as high school.
She's somebody I've been able to rely on,
especially through this time of life.
She's been through divorce,
but she's got a lot on her plate.
She's a mom, working her butt off.
Hall's like Superwoman.
[child in stroller giggles and coos]
He's so cute.
[child giggles]
Oh, stop it.
-I want one of those.
-I know. Me too.
[bright ambient music playing]
-Let's see the inside.
-Come on.
-Let's go. After you.
-I'm not going.
This is the VVIP entrance. C'mon.
-C'mon.
-Not through that.
-You're coming.
-Am I seriously?
Is this a joke?
-Pick up your pants. Let's go.
-These are six-inch stilettos.
Those are off-road shoes.
-Tyler.
-We're off-roading. C'mon.
-Come here.
-Have you seen my shoes?
Come here. Come on.
-My boob is gonna pop out.
-Wouldn't be the first time.
[laughs] So romantic.
-Don't fart on me, okay?
-[laughing]
Do you wanna see where this will go? ♪
You wanna see where this will go? ♪
Oh ♪
[funky pop music playing]
Oh, I've been spinnin' in a circle ♪
Oh ♪
Jumpin' outta my head ♪
Oh ♪
Well, I'm livin' like I wanna ♪
Livin' like I wanna ♪
-And I do it 'cause I can ♪
-Morning.
-[Gio] Hey, ladies.
-Hey.
[indistinct comment]
Oh, yeah, I do it 'cause I can ♪
[singer vocalizes]
I've got one trillion things
to do today.
-I'm like
-That's it?
[Polly] Better than yesterday.
I had, like, a squillion yesterday.
-A what?
-A squillion.
-A squillion?
-Yeah.
Is that a word?
I wanna make a squillion dollars.
Sound good?
-That's why we're here.
-A squillion-dollar sale.
-So, what's up with you, Gio?
-[Gio] Um
Tiff and I are still trying for our first.
It's like, who would've thought
sex would be draining at some point.
I mean, seriously.
At this point, Tyler and Hall
will have a baby before I do.
[Rose] Gio. Oh my God.
What? Am I that far off?
They would be cute together.
[chuckles incredulously]
[bass-heavy pop music playing]
Whoa ♪
Holdin' lightnin' ♪
Turbo chargin' ♪
Watch me take the turns
Got the future movin' ♪
Changin' up the world like a supernova ♪
Ready or not, here we come ♪
-Bosses are here.
-Oh!
-Hello.
-The big dogs.
-What's up, guys?
-Hi.
Double trouble.
Hey. Let's gather round,
get the team meeting started.
-Yes, sir.
-You got it.
Ready or not, here we come ♪
We're takin' new ground ♪
Get ready for it right now ♪
Guys, this is important.
We got a big announcement.
That is, we're opening a third office
in Cabo San Lucas.
[all] What?
-Amazing.
-What?
-Of course you are.
-Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's amazing.
We partnered with
a huge developer down there.
Their family has been developing
for decades.
They've built, like, half of Cabo.
And we have
a lot of large listings with them,
including our first
billion-dollar listing.
Billion? Like with a "B"?
-Billion?
-Closer to two billion than one.
-In pesos or US?
-[chattering]
In US In US dollars.
-US dollars.
-In US dollars.
What's the commission on that?
If we sell all of that development
Twenty-five, 30 million.
-Yeah.
-How did you get that, door knocking?
[laughs] Yeah, I was
door knocking in Cabo.
-[laughter]
-This is great! Congratulations.
-That's great for The Oppenheim Group.
-I know. Huge.
Oppenheim taking over.
-Thank you.
-I can't wait to see it.
We're still your favorite office, right?
You will be if you start selling in Cabo.
Most of the large buyers in Cabo
are from right here in Orange County.
We're gonna be relying on you
to bring buyers in.
Keep kicking ass in Orange County
and start kicking ass in Cabo.
-Let's all get rich.
-Challenge accepted.
Yeah. Game on.
Let's start with what you are doing.
Alex, start it off.
Um So, I've been slammed.
I have the developer who you met, Scot.
He's building and we've signed
between 40 and 50 million.
-Good job.
-Put a number on it.
-Thank you.
-Huge.
I think that's our biggest listing
in Newport Beach so far.
It's huge, but it's so far out that
it's hard to get excited about.
We're breaking ground.
He hasn't torn down
the house there.
Uh, Tyler.
I have my biggest listing ever
at the Montage for 39,700,000.
I'll be having a sunset preview there.
You're all invited.
-Oh.
-I showed it to Hall yesterday.
Power couple!
Dude, I'm joking. Just a joke.
-[Alex] Really?
-No, enough. I'm over it.
-Come on.
-I was kidding.
I'm over it. It was funny at first.
You crossed the line.
How did you get the listing?
My dad originally sold it
to the owner.
Yeah, just a longtime connection.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
Wish I had a daddy like that.
Polly, what's your update?
Um, I have a listing appointment
next week.
It's in a gated development.
Laguna Niguel.
It's on Le Conte. It's a gorgeous Um
What street?
Le Con Le Conte.
It's in Laguna Sur.
Oh, you kn Yeah.
I know what house
you're talking about.
I was prospecting that also.
-Oh, you were?
-Yeah. Brown?
-Gorgeous.
-Stunning ocean views?
Stunning ocean views. I've got
a listing appointment on Monday.
-You both have an appointment?
-I don't. I was prospecting heavy.
I wasn't able to get a hold of her.
Want to come on with me?
If she's been spending time working on it,
like, I'd rather present as a duo.
There's more chance of getting it
if there's two of us than
Yeah.
Since you actually got the contact,
go 60/40, something like that.
-Yeah!
-Great job, Polly. Proud of you!
-Thank you.
-Coming with you.
All is fair in real estate.
The homeowner responded to Polly.
It was sweet
for Polly to offer to co-list,
because she doesn't have to do that.
So, kudos to you, Polly. I appreciate it.
Kayla, you're up.
So the listing that me and Hall had
on Summit Drive obviously didn't sell.
He wasn't really serious, obviously.
But I'm glad I didn't give up on it,
because I did end up getting buyers
and it didn't work out for them,
but I ended up selling them a property
in Crystal Cove for over five million.
-Oh yay!
-That's amazing.
That's cool.
Go ring the bell, Kayla.
-Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
-Whoo!
-You deserve it.
-I've been waiting for this.
Ready?
[bell rings loudly]
[indistinct, overlapping comments]
Good job! She turned a terrible situation,
listing, and client into a sale.
-So good job.
-Thank you.
I am extremely proud of myself.
This is my biggest sell yet,
but my relationship with Hall
is definitely a closed door for me.
She belittled me professionally
and personally,
and that's something
I'm not gonna tolerate moving forward.
Compared to the LA team meeting
we just had, this one is more impressive.
You guys work so hard.
You crush it. I'm seriously proud.
We're both proud of you.
Let's also remember that
this is a small town
and that reputations matter.
So let's carry ourselves with dignity.
Let's work hard. Let's get back to work.
All right.
[funky, up-tempo rock music playing]
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
[music fades]
-Do your thing ♪
-'Cause you like the sound of it ♪
-Do your thing ♪
-'Cause you know you're proud of it ♪
Ain't nobody gonna tell us
When to quit ♪
[funky pop instrumentals playing]
Thing, thing, thing ♪
-Do your thing ♪
-Gotta let your colors fly ♪
Do your thing ♪
-Well, hello. How are you girls?
-Hi!
I had a great second showing
at my Palisades listing. Fingers crossed.
Yay, fingers crossed.
I haven't seen that one yet.
-I saw, like, pictures online
-I know.
It's up in LA, so it's kind of a trek.
It's a far
It's been insane for everybody.
You know what I mean?
We're trying to get listings.
Everybody's busy.
After everything that happened
with my mom, I threw myself into work.
So I've just been super busy.
-I'm proud of you. It's been difficult.
-Thank you.
We're all here for you.
Thanks. Yeah, it's hard, you know?
I can't even pretend, like
I can't even pretend that life is normal.
It's not, you know. But
What I do know is that
I'm really motivated to succeed here.
You know? And before my mom passed away,
she wanted that for me.
You made my whole world go 'round ♪
Um
[somber music playing]
Her final days were very difficult.
My mom had a stage four brain tumor
upon diagnosis,
where we were basically told
that she only had two years left to live.
So, we cherished those two years.
Those are the years
I joined The Oppenheim Group.
So there was a lot of ups and downs,
struggle, triumphs,
but my mom did get to see me
start to succeed.
But now that she is gone, and I know
that she's with God and she's resting,
it gives me the green light to go full
throttle into all of my goals and succeed.
This feels crazy,
but I feel she's opening doors
because as soon as she passed
a lot of great things have happened.
I can't help but to think that that's her.
Her and God whispering
and orchestrating things from above.
-I just have to keep going
-It's clean.
What what is this random-ass?
-Random-ass tissue?
-Well, sometimes I have post-nasal drip.
Yeah. No, thank you guys for the support.
It's it's been a journey.
You know? And now, I'm just, like
-Thank you.
-I'm just going hard.
-Keep going.
-Day by day. That's all you can do.
My hustle is just different because
I want to set the stage for my children.
I would love for my children to come
into generational wealth because of me.
I don't come from the best circumstances.
I didn't come from a wealthy family.
I was first to go to college.
I'm going to be first in my family
to become a millionaire,
and I want to leave a legacy.
All right. Got the decaf latte.
-Thank you. Yes. Here.
-Vanilla latte.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
[Polly] Tyler's Montage listing.
-Can't wait to see that.
-Oh my God!
I'm so proud of him.
He's been through, like, a rough year.
Hall and Tyler, though.
Have you guys heard anything from them?
We hang out. They're close and I think
they lean on each other for support.
I wouldn't touch Tyler's situation
with a ten-foot pole, if I'm honest.
I know, but then Hall has been
through a divorce.
I've been through a divorce.
-Mm.
-He's going through a rough time.
If anything did end up happening
with them, so what?
They're friends.
They're both single, like what
-He's not.
-He is.
They're separated, not divorced.
-So what?
-You're cool with that?
He's single.
If you're separated, you're still married.
It's been filed, like, it's in
It's-it's-it's, uh
[Brandi] Finalized?
The ink's dry on the divorce?
I don't Like
Separated and actually divorced
is different.
Husbands and wives get separated
all the time
-Sure.
-then they get back together.
-No, they're This is where
-That's where the gray area is for me.
You do not want to be that girl
in the middle of a situation
where they might get back together.
-They're not.
-Polly, "They're not."
-But that's what I mean.
-You talk to her?
-Who? Hall?
-His wife. No, his wife. His ex-wife.
-I'm friends with Tyler. That's not
-I'm just saying.
But how do you know from both sides
that's what's happening?
From where I'm sat, I don't know.
You know. Maybe they do end up together.
Good for them. I'm just saying, if
Bagsy bridesmaid.
-You'll be a bridesmaid?
-I'd love that.
Oh my God.
-I'd, like, strut down that way.
-Oh my gosh.
Are we really talking Wait a minute.
[trilling]
-Rewind.
-Are we really talking about this?
-You said it!
-That sounds fucking ridiculous.
I'm just saying if
[laughter]
Gonna make a move
I'm gonna get a penthouse view ♪
No one's gonna give it to me
Give it to me ♪
Life is what you make ♪
Never been one to wait in line ♪
Never been one to waste my time ♪
-All right.
-Can't wait to see the house.
-Yeah.
-Beautiful.
[doorbell rings]
-Big front door.
-Yeah.
-Hey. Welcome.
-Hi.
-Hey, Greg.
-Come in. How are you?
-Good to see you.
-Long time no see.
-Yes. How are you?
-Good.
-Come in.
-This is amazing.
Thank you so much.
It's no secret that Rose and I
like to go door knocking.
And we decided to knock on properties
down on the Peninsula
because those properties
are incredibly desirable.
They're on the beach.
The owner loves us and hopefully
we will have an oceanfront listing.
I'm so glad we can finally see it.
Yes. This is the place.
-Give us a tour.
-Okay.
Razzle, dazzle, spark it up ♪
Make your move, yeah, make the jump ♪
This is the downstairs area.
Got the family room here.
All these doors slide open
to the deck out there.
-So these are accordion doors?
-They are.
They all slide open to the beach.
Why look at you? ♪
[upbeat pop music playing]
Gorgeous.
Thank you. It's great to barbecue
and entertain out here.
This is the harbor.
Boats come in and out here.
-Yeah.
-Got volleyball down there.
-Uh-huh. Like a bachelor pad though.
-Not bad at all.
Yeah.
Are you single?
-I am. I'm single right now.
-You are?
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
[giggles] I'm sure the girls you bring
absolutely love the house.
Oh, well, I just focus on work
and some projects.
Oh, sure.
Rose and I have very different approaches
to how we talk with our clients.
In my opinion, guys are much more likely
to want to talk to two girls
that are dressed nicely
and put together and are hustling.
-I love the outfits you wore.
-Thank you.
-You guys are rocking it, man.
-Yeah.
Sometimes she can be
a little unprofessional.
People can think
whatever they wanna think.
-We're excited to see the rest.
-Let me show you.
-All right.
-It's like you've done this before.
We did.
It's a beautiful day ♪
[Jarvis] Love the staircase.
[Greg] Thank you. Yeah.
You got me spinnin', got me ♪
-So, the primary room.
-Wow.
those ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahs
And oh-oh-oh-oh-ohs ♪
I love the soaking tub and the shower.
How it's separate,
but it feels like it's together.
This is where the magic happens?
Well, not really.
Just me and my dog, you know?
Oh no!
[music ends abruptly]
-Wow.
-Yeah, but I love the view.
I wake up to this every day.
-It's a beautiful day ♪
-It's a beautiful day ♪
Greg, I mean, honestly, I think your house
is going to sell really easily.
Because you're here
at one of the most iconic spots
in Newport Beach, at the Wedge.
I think that and then it's modern,
it's open, the natural light
What do you use these for?
Um, we'll get dolphins out here
and some whales, which is really cool.
These binoculars are good.
-Those working for you?
-Yeah.
Heavy duty.
-How much did you spend?
-Couple hundred.
Wow. You're not checking out girls?
-Why? Would you?
-Yeah!
If there were girls here, laying out.
Do you ever see sharks?
-I have not, no.
-No?
-Not common here, but sometimes.
-Thank God. Haven't seen them yet.
Watch out.
What would you have to sell for?
Couple of my neighbors
sold for 14, 15 million.
-Yeah.
-I was thinking around 13, 14.
Right, but those are bigger.
They're larger houses.
Your house is 3,200 square feet.
Yeah, a little bit bigger.
Regarding what I think this would sell
for, probably around 12.
-Not in the teens?
-Yeah.
A lot of variables go into price,
but I promise you
we'll get you the best price.
We don't want to try
to get you to work with us
because we tell you
some pie-in-the-sky number.
[Jarvis] Rose and I
look at price differently,
and I always try to make sure
that I'm managing expectations
and not try to scare people off.
I think that's the most important thing
in real estate.
I'm willing to see what you can do.
[funky, up-tempo pop music playing]
Keep it coming ♪
Keep it coming
I'm adrenaline-addicted ♪
Don't you hold back for nothin' ♪
[singer vocalizes]
Keep it coming ♪
Keep it coming
I'm adrenaline-addicted ♪
Ain't no rest for the wicked ♪
[singer vocalizes]
-[music distorts, cuts]
-Ah!
Keep it coming, yeah ♪
Adrenaline-addicted ♪
-Hello!
-Holy smokes.
-Look at you.
-Welcome to my new listing.
Okay.
-How are you?
-Good to see you.
You too. What do you think?
I'm blown away.
This is a big one. Peninsula Point.
The most exclusive neighborhood
in Newport Beach.
-What are you listing for?
-8,995,000.
Okay. Show me. Let's see it.
Got that style, I see you staring ♪
-[Polly] It's 3,300 square feet.
-[Tyler] Yeah.
[Polly] Four bed, five bath.
Gorgeous family kitchen.
Top-of-the-range appliances.
I love the LED lights in the shelving.
-A nice touch.
-I wanna live here.
I wanna live here.
Every time I'm here,
I'm like, "Oh my God!"
I'll work my network,
see if I've got a buyer for the 40 mil.
-You bring one for seven to nine.
-For here? Yeah.
Double end, double end.
"Double end" is two of my favorite words.
Gotcha, gotcha hooked
Made you look ♪
Let me show you the rest.
We'll go to the primary.
Make 'em stop, turn around
And take a picture ♪
[Tyler] It's huge.
-Look at this bathroom. The tile.
-I love this tile.
You can see the ocean.
-You see that?
-One of those smart toilets.
-Yeah.
-Which actually freak me out.
When you sit down, it's warm.
-Seat heater's on.
-"Ew, someone's just sat there."
But it's nice, isn't it?
But look at this view.
Gotcha hooked, made you look ♪
[song ends with exhale]
[Tyler] Okay. That is incredible.
Wait 'til you see the view on the deck.
I'm gonna blindfold you
'cause I want to see your reaction.
-Go, go, go, go. Go. Go.
-Are you gonna walk me out?
-Okay.
-Ready?
[rhythmic acoustic guitar melody playing]
[laughs]
You get me going, yeah, yeah ♪
-You keep me movin' ♪
-[Tyler] Polly, this is insane.
-[Polly] Isn't it gorge?
-It's like you're oceanfront.
It's a 360 view from up here, and look.
-Look at the fire pit.
-I know.
And I love those two palm trees.
This is a huge deck.
-I love a huge deck.
-I've heard that about you.
Shh!
Know what?
You could sunbathe naked
and not many people would see you.
You see the snow-capped mountains
that side, ocean that side.
-Naked people this side.
-Naked people right here.
I've never seen that tattoo. It's cute.
-Kill people with love. Yeah.
-Pew, pew!
Shooting out love.
[Polly] How are you doing?
You've got a lot going on.
I feel overwhelmed by everything
that's happening, emotionally.
Trying to get through it.
Yeah. I mean, it must suck.
All of these opinions flying round town.
There's a lot of opinions
that are based in speculation.
Even people in the office
are starting to
-Really?
-[Polly] Yeah.
Me and Brandi,
Lauren had lunch the other day,
and Brandi was not speaking that favorably
about the pair of you and Hall.
Fixated on the status of your divorce.
"He's not single.
The ink isn't dry on the divorce."
I'm like, "My divorce lasted
for four years."
Four years!
-Yeah.
-I had a live-in boyfriend in that time.
It's bullshit.
[Tyler] Orange County's a small town
where everybody likes to gossip.
Ultimately, I know
I'm not doing anything wrong.
It's up to her whether
she wants to believe it.
-Right.
-I respect Brandi.
So, with that,
I-I would love to show her a lot of grace.
And also, like, I am single.
Exactly, and, you know, I know that.
You know.
Everybody's on their own timeline.
Absolutely. Like, what does
everyone expect?
Be celibate for the rest of your life?
-I hope not.
-That'd be very sad.
That would be sad.
The world, it keeps spinnin' ♪
Don't stop for nobody ♪
You ain't gonna start winnin'
Until you move your feet ♪
You gotta take a chance and go, baby ♪
You gotta go
Life is like an open road, baby ♪
An open road ♪
Hello, hello.
[Tyler] What's up, Hall?
-It's windy out there.
-Sure is.
[Alex] That's not my seat anymore.
Where am I? Here?
[Austin] Yeah.
I sat in the wrong chair.
The wind keeps on blowing this open.
The Santa Ana winds are crazy today.
[Alex] This wind is really strong.
I was driving to the office, could see
Catalina. Like I could touch it.
It's closer today.
-Santa Ana winds bring Catalina closer.
-Closer. Yeah.
-One of the things they do.
-Science.
Yeah. I know.
Do you know why they exist?
The Santa Ana winds?
God.
-[laughter]
-Good answer.
I'm not really a fan of the wind,
to be honest.
Although Santa Ana winds
are good for surfing.
-Blowing offshore.
-Good for the stoke?
-Good for the stoke.
-Stoke is good.
[Tyler] Speaking of which though,
I'm having a preview
at my new listing at the Montage.
-Is everyone coming?
-Yeah.
I'm the hottest in the building ♪
-Check me out ♪
-Your baby girl's ready to kill it ♪
-Check me out ♪
-I ain't got no time for chillin' ♪
-Hi.
-Hey, Brandi. Nice color.
-Pretty color.
-Thank you.
You should take Gio's Porsche
for a spin.
Matching my car.
[laughs] Gonna let me borrow it?
[chuckles]
Brandi, you have some good things
in the pipeline.
-I do.
-Yeah.
-I'm working my butt off.
-I'm impressed.
-You've really stepped it up.
-Thanks.
I'm so excited about Table Rock.
Have you seen it yet? It is stunning.
Brandi called one of my previous clients
who has a condo in South Laguna Beach.
It was great timing
because he was interested in selling
'cause the market has been really hot.
Since I've worked with this owner before,
we may be looking at co-listing together.
-He loves Tyler.
-He called me after he talked to Brandi.
-Oh, he did?
-Yeah.
Tyler, if I get Table Rock,
you're co-list, right?
[Tyler] Sweet, whatever.
A percentage of something
is better than nothing.
I just want to make sure
we sell Bill's property, and yeah.
The rumors of Tyler and Hall,
I don't think they're the best
for the brokerage.
I wouldn't want anything
tarnishing my name in this city
because I may only have one shot
to make it here in Orange County.
So, I had to make a decision.
Include Tyler in on this
to ensure that I get this listing,
if the client is going to list.
Or go up against Tyler,
this generational realtor in Laguna Beach.
Hm. [laughs]
What decision you gonna make?
You're gonna bring him on.
You wanna come talk with me on the couch
about some co-list details?
Yeah, absolutely.
[Alex] Gio, you wanna co-list
this with me?
-Now everybody wants to co-list?
-That's hilarious. That's hilarious.
I recall you saying
you wouldn't want to work with me.
I don't want to co-list with anyone
if I don't have to. Who would?
[sighs]
I just wanted to brainstorm,
one, before we go in.
We have this appointment coming up.
I wanna make sure we're on the same page
-Definitely.
-and we present well in front of Bill.
Obviously, he's a previous client,
so I really want to
I wanna show up and impress him.
-Perfect.
-Yeah.
The one other thing I want to hammer out
before we do this,
I heard that you had
some strong opinions on me
and where my life is right now.
Not necessarily an opinion on you.
What was your opinion?
So I can get a better understanding.
Polly was saying if you and Hall were
in a relationship, she'd be fine with it.
I said I disagree.
I don't think that's right because
you're going through a public divorce.
Alex should not be
anywhere attached to it.
Your friendship can sometimes look
too friendly.
[Tyler] You don't know where I'm at.
You don't know my relational timeline.
People are thinking that
we're messy as a brokerage.
You guys don't understand.
Everybody in OC's talking about it.
I had a seller calling me,
ranting for 30 minutes about it.
Can you not agree
that this looks very messy?
Maybe Tyler needs backup.
That's gossip and rumors.
-Go help him.
-What do you want me to say?
As a married woman,
a bit of wisdom for Alex Hall,
stay away from somebody
going through divorce.
I think most married women
would give her that advice.
I'll join the conversation.
-Great.
-You hear your name?
-I'm hearing my name a lot.
-A lot.
There's a lot of speculation,
but there's nothing going on here.
If there were,
you guys would all know about it.
-We're around you guys a lot.
-Yeah.
I'm not here to judge you.
But that seems like
exactly what you're doing.
[Brandi] Mm-hm.
I think the thing that upset me
is I heard something about,
"Is the ink even dry yet?"
It's hard to hear things like that because
I haven't told anybody in the office
where I'm at with my personal life.
Polly and I were going back and forth on
whether or not you're divorced,
but the ink not being dry conversation,
that was more so her saying,
"They are both single people,
what does that matter?"
Well, that's true.
I was saying, "Tyler is not.
He's in the middle of a divorce."
That's where, "Is the ink dry?"
I was saying, "What? Is he divorced?"
So if you're mad at me,
be mad at Polly too.
I'm not mad at you,
and I'm not mad at Polly.
-[Austin] Tyler is too nice.
-Yeah.
-[Austin] He's way too nice.
-Way too nice.
I would've lost my shit.
-The hard part about it
-What do you think is messy? I'm confused.
-The hard part
-This whole scenario is messy.
These are our lives.
We're in the thick of it.
-He's going through a public divorce.
-Hold on.
[Alex] This is something
you don't know anything about.
He's going through a lot.
I've been nothing
but a good friend to Tyler,
and all we keep getting is criticized.
It's not about what you're doing,
it's about the way things look.
That was my argument with Polly.
I don't give a flying fuck.
Exactly. We know that. But I do.
-You care about me and Tyler.
-I care about our reputation
-How does it involve you?
-I told you my seller called,
grilling me for 30 minutes.
-What do you want me to do?
-I've had the same.
-I've had the same.
-I'm sure.
Look, I wouldn't be a real friend
to either one of you guys
if I didn't see something
and say something.
But, Brandi, I could go out tomorrow
and tell my whole story,
but I also don't share
because if I share anything that's true,
they'll take something and run with that,
so I feel like I have to keep to myself,
and I don't want to go
back and forth about this.
Yeah. No, live your lives.
There is no issue with me.
But I don't know, I'm not trying to
It's hard for me.
Like, do I defend myself? Do I jump in?
I don't really know
what there is to say, so
You're entitled to your opinion,
but I don't want to listen anymore.
This is the last thing I wanted
to talk about before I go home.
Brandi is going through a lot right now,
as is Tyler, in very, very different ways.
But I feel like Brandi is a friend,
so I don't think she should judge.
But then again,
even if I was fucking Tyler,
what does it have to do
with my business at all?
I can still sell real estate,
even if I'm getting laid.
This isn't about whether
you are smashing. I don't think that.
[snorts]
-[tense music playing]
-Whoa.
Don't think you're gonna
work good together.
Seems a little obsessed
with your private life.
-You're saying I'm obsessed?
-That's what it seems like.
-[laughs] Oh, really?
-That's what it seems like.
Tyler's going through a lot. The more
we can do to support him, the better.
I can speak for myself.
I'm obsessed with their private life
because I was asked their opinion?
I'm just gonna shut up, okay?
-That's best.
-I can't say anything.
People will get offended.
That's your curse, Rose.
All that I want, from this office,
from everybody,
is to cut the Alex Hall
and Tyler dating thing.
-I'm over it.
-I'd love that.
But there's still jokes about it.
Gio, Austin
I apologize, but this is
your guys' conversation.
-It does involve me because I'm there.
-Yeah.
My ears are burning listening to you
go back and forth.
-And you have an opinion.
-And I do have an opinion.
Please don't share. You get crucified
for doing that in this office.
No one's crucifying anybody.
-I
-Please stop talking.
-'Cause I'm not the one.
-[Alex] We're not trying to crucify you.
If I have conflicting values or opinions
about anything in the office,
I like if I'm asked, like, I say it.
You know what I mean?
And I don't want to feel like,
oh, scared to speak.
I don't want you to feel that way.
It kinda felt like an ambush
because now Rose is joining in.
Had I realized that
that's what this was gonna be,
I would've never opened my mouth.
But you guys won't hear from me.
I'll mind my business.
Brandi.
[dramatic music playing]
[Brandi] I just I will never give
my opinion again.
[Alex] Let me just give her a hug.
I'm a married woman and gave my opinion
as a married woman. That was it.
-[Alex] Listen.
-[Brandi] Every day is hard.
-[Alex] I get that.
-[Brandi] It's too much.
I think I want to go home.
Ashes to ashes ♪
We all fall down ♪
[music fades]
[up-tempo pop music playing]
Comin' out on top ♪
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it ♪
-Can you get dirty?
-Let's do it!
[grunting]
[bell ringing]
-Is that Gio?
-That is.
[Tyler] No way.
Don't stop
Go do it, go do it, go do it ♪
Who is this gorgeous?
-How are y'all?
-Good.
Sweet girl, but I don't think
she has a clue what it takes.
We have fun. We love cocktails.
And we love Jesus.
Yeah.
What advice do you have?
Choose a different career. [laughs]
-Are you co-listing with Rose?
-No.
-That's a big change.
-You don't wanna be responsible
for the things you've said.
I know God is always watching.
Especially in business
when it comes to money.
We've been engaged two years.
The ring collector.
She's been married about 17 times.
What?
-Cabo, baby.
-Cabo, baby.
Cabo!
This'll be a 2-billion-dollar development.
One of the best in Cabo.
It's been a long time since
a property has blown me away like this.
[indistinct yelling]
I wouldn't be surprised if you
and Tyler end up together.
[Alex] He's one of my very good friends.
-You're the best.
-I love you.
You're getting involved in
this messy-ass divorce. It looks sloppy.
You're being painted as this other woman.
I can say whatever I want.
It's time for it to go down.
What's about to go down, Brandi?
Are you gonna swing?
-Come at me right now?
-Yeah.
-You can do it and I can't?
-Yeah. Yeah.
[shrieking]
Jason asked who was interested in Cabo.
I kind of volunteered myself.
We just moved to Orange County.
Wait, Tyler and Polly?
Are you and Hall sharing Tyler?
I thought everyone knew there was a video.
You've seen the video? Is there a video?
-Did you see a video?
-There weren't tons of people.
It was late. Nobody was here.
There's a double standard.
I'm not gonna put up with it.
I'm fucking done. Anyone's next?
Anyone next? Who's next?
Everything good?
You hired the wrong agents.
Rise ♪
["Rise" by Lavendel playing]
Rise ♪
They're gonna watch me ♪
Rise ♪
Rise ♪
Rise ♪
Rise ♪
Rise ♪
They're gonna watch me ♪
Rise ♪
[twinkling, rumbling musical flourish]
[triumphant musical flourish]