Shake It Up! s02e01 Episode Script

Megasaurus 5000! Megasaurus 5000! Megasaurus 5000! New toy? Can you imagine getting so excited about something so stupid? Ooh! New bff quiz on the flossy teen website! Batteries! I need batteries! Hey, I thought we were both going to take the bff quiz.
Rocky, we're best friends and dance partners.
Trust me, I know all your answers.
Oh, really? Well That's right.
And that's right.
I never did that! Oh, yeah, I did.
See? I know you better than you know you.
You know, sometimes you can be really annoying.
I know, I put that down for number nine.
I know myself, too.
Ladies, behold the megasaurus 5000! Big whoop.
It's a toy dinosaur.
A toy dinosaur! For your information, the megasaurus 5000 is an amazing, state of the art, intelligent cyber-toy that makes all other toys seem meaningless.
It roars, it climbs, it attacks.
Hold on to your hats! If I were you, I'd hold on to your receipt.
Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor it can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4 make a scene, make a nobody can ignore don't knock it we can't take it no more bring the lights up, bust the doors down dust yourself off shake it up, shake it up dj set it off, take it up a notch all together now, shake it up, shake it up sh-sh-sh-shake it up you got to change it up and when you've had enough sh-sh-sh-shake it up bring the lights up, bust the doors down all together now, shake it up, shake it up shake it up Oh, guys, have I told you lately how lucky I am to work with all you fantastic people? Oh, save it, Gary.
We're not again.
Lect dead pigeonsy tinka, why so negative? Do you have with your inner child? Forget her inner child, I have issues with.
D so, dr.
Phil, what's going on? I've been working on myself.
I knew it! It's taylor lautner's! Ose.
I meant I've been seeing great.
Apist and she's you go to a shrink? Sure, why not? The topic of conversation, Does she make you you're boring? Use you know, kind of mean.
Maybe that's why nobody likes you.
Anyway, my therapist is offering a free session if anybody's interested.
No, thanks.
Gotta go.
Uh, actually, rocky and I haven't been getting along lately.
What? Yes, we have.
See? She argues about everything.
It's starting to affect our dancing.
Hmm.
That's not true.
Denial! Anyway, we would love to see your therapist.
Great, if your parents are cool with it, I'll go get you her number.
Yes! Wait, so you just decide we're going to therapy and you don't even ask me? Look, it's a great way to bond with gary.
We go see his shrink, the next thing you know, boom! We'll get the big solo moment in this week's finale.
Or we come up with new dance moves, rehearse them, really impress gary and actually earn that solo moment.
You call that a plan? Wow, you really do need therapy.
Come on! Do something! What's wrong? Your tyrannosaurus wrecked? It's not funny.
The megasaurus Why don't you tell someone who cares? You don't have to be mean about it.
I wasn't.
It says on the box, "tell us your opinion.
We care.
" Here.
Imagination toy company.
Hi, I recently purchased your megasaurus 5000 and I just wanted to say it stinks! I think you're ripping kids off and I won't stand for it.
So what do you have to say to that? If you'd like to speak to a live representative, say "one.
" One.
Okay, let me make sure I understand you.
Did you say "three"? One! One! One! Did you want accounts payable? No! One! Connecting you to no one.
Goodbye.
Wow! Their phone system works just about as well as their megasaurus 5000.
I think it's time I pay them a visit and show them I'm not some little kid they can push around.
Good for you.
I'll take you down there right now.
Thanks.
Just let me make a quick wee-wee and grab a juice box.
Hello, girls.
I'm dr.
Pepper.
Dr.
pepper? That's like the No jokes.
I've heard it all before and it just brings up bad childhood memories.
So, why'd you come to see me? Well, actually, I'm not even sure why we're here.
What she means is Why are any of us here? Well, maybe this will tell us.
What do you see? That someone has a really good taste in art! Hmm.
Looks like we've got a people-pleaser on our hands.
And you, Rocky? What do you see? A cloud.
No, a cotton ball.
No, a rabbit backing up.
I did not know that there was going to be a test! Are you writing down what I just said? Because there's nothing wrong with me, okay? I'm totally normal.
Why aren't you writing that down? Actually, I was just watching cartoons on my tablet.
Boy, I wish I could meet a guy like Fred flintstone.
But we're not here to talk about my love life, we're here to dig into your psyches.
So, what cartoon characters do you have crushes on? And now, our newest toy.
Mr.
monkey head! I want my 19.
95 back! This megasaurus made me mega-sorry I ever bought it.
Yeah.
And he made me spring for a cab, so add another 10 bucks to the total.
The megasaurus is our best seller.
Kids love it.
I took a soccer ball to the face once.
It was more fun than this.
Hey, what's that? It's the next big thing.
Here.
Tap him on the head.
Hey, this would be great to play with.
If you couldn't fall asleep at night.
What do you think it should do? How should I know? I'm only eight.
But since you ask, I'd make it a whole monkey, dress it in a suit, have him eat plastic bananas and then have them come out the other end peeled.
I'd buy that toy.
Brilliant! And who knows kids' toys better than kids? Hey, how would you Oh, uh, here.
How would you like to be our vp in charge of toy testing? We'll take it.
We? Yeah.
I need a car, and you're gonna need an assistant.
Can you type? No.
Can you make a spreadsheet? No.
Do you remember how to get home from here? Yes.
You're hired.
Nice.
Hello, baby! Congrats on your new job wiping things up.
How nice that you found a place where your mediocrity can shine.
Oops.
Missed a spot.
You guys are mean! Deja ooh! Remember how Gary said that we were mean and that's why people didn't like us? Maybe we should try being nice.
To everyone? We'll start with Deuce and see how it goes.
Deuce! Thank you for your time and good service.
Here is your tip.
Yeah.
Like I'm gonna fall for that! Obviously, it's attached to a string, I'm going to reach for it, you're going to pull it away and I'm gonna look like some type of idiot.
No.
We just decided to be nice to you.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Well, in that case Starting now.
And all the kids in school were so mean.
None of the girls would double dutch with me.
You know how hard it is to single dutch? I used to love to skip It's not about you! You know what? You're right.
I'm sorry.
We're wasting your time.
We really don't have any issues with each other.
But as long as we're here, why not find out for sure with a few trust exercises? Cece, you stand behind Rocky.
Rocky, just let yourself fall back into Cece's arms and let her catch you.
See? Told you we don't have any issues with each other.
My turn! Oh! Sorry, Cece! That was just an accident.
There are no accidents.
No, I was just distracted.
By your true feelings? No, she was slippery.
What're you hiding? Nothing.
Why are you so angry? I'm not! Then why are you here? Because Cece made me! Okay? She's always pushing me around and telling me what to do and I just can't take it anymore! Okay, maybe we do have some issues.
You think? Ow! Ow! Can we take a five? You were supposed to snake left.
No, you're supposed to snake right.
I did snake right.
You snaked Wrong! Girls, girls, it doesn't matter who missnook as long as you're okay.
Tinka! You promised we only had to be nice to Deuce.
Oh, right.
Stop messing up, cake for brains.
Like a strudel! What is with you two today? You're really out of sync.
You know, I was thinking of giving you the big moment at the end, but now, not so sure.
Don't worry, Gary.
We're working with your therapist and she'll get us right back on track.
Yeah, like we'd ever really go back to that therapist.
Actually, I booked us a second appointment.
And you didn't even ask me? Who do you think you are? Hmm, let's see.
You.
Who knew playing with toys was so much work? Okay, assistant, I'm exhausted.
Let's call it a day.
You've been here an hour.
You know what? I'm sick of your attitude.
You're fired.
Big talk from someone who can't take the bus alone.
I'm sensing you're both a little angry today.
You know what makes me angry? When they run out of sweet and sour sauce at the drive-through.
Nothing worse than a dry nugget.
Makes me wanna drive through the restaurant.
I just don't want to be here.
Of course you don't.
Because this wasn't your idea.
I'm trying to fix our dancing and you don't seem to care.
Sometimes you make me so mad, I just want to Hit her? Go on, you know you wanna.
Are you sure you have a degree? Dr.
pepper, hitting someone is never the right way to solve a problem.
It is when you use sanctioned, therapeutic, giant boxing gloves! You're making this up.
Am I? It's a great way to release anger.
Um, I'm sorry, but Rocky and I would never just start Stop making all the decisions! Well, I wouldn't have to if you would just do something fun and stop making me beg you.
Oh, you don't beg.
You go behind my back and drag me into ridiculous situations.
Oh! Name one time I ever dragged you into anything.
Well, let's see.
You made me eat a giant meatball the size of a car even though I'm a vegetarian.
You made me sneak off to Gary's party where I had to be a waitress.
Oh! You tricked me into getting on a bus to la and I wound up dancing on the wing of an airplane in the air! Well, you left out the time that I pushed you to audition for shake it up, Chicago! And that turned out pretty good.
You know what? We didn't even have any problems before we started therapy.
So come on, Rocky, let's go.
I'm sorry, but from now on, I make my own decisions.
I'm staying.
No, you're not.
Session's over, get out.
Unbelievable.
I work all day and there's no snack waiting for me when I get home? Leave me alone.
I had a very emotional day in therapy with Rocky.
So you lay on a couch complaining all day while I bust my butt trying to earn a living? You don't understand.
Rocky's all upset with me because she thinks I boss her around.
You've been friends since you were five and she just figured that out? She may be smart, but she ain't quick.
So it's true? Huh.
Maybe I was being so defensive I wasn't even listening to what she was saying.
What a coincidence! I'm not listening to what you're saying.
Hey, deucey! It's present time! Guys, you've already been way too nice to me.
You carried my books to class, you bought me lunch, and when I was done, you brushed my teeth.
Don't forget we also flossed you.
Yeah.
How can I forget that? Seriously, how can I forget that? So, what do you think? I I I love it! You know what? You know what? Bring it in, bring it in! Come on, you guys, come on! Gunther, he is touching us.
And getting snot on my shoulder.
All right, now let's get out our phones and sync our calendars! I'm clearing every weekend for you guys.
Saturday and Sunday! Did somebody say sleepover party? No.
Nobody said that.
Okay, then I'll say it.
Sleepover party! Now I remember why we were never nice.
Let's get out of here.
Guys, wait! Come back! Don't go! I knew that would get rid of them.
Yes! Hurry up and get dressed, little dude.
We're gonna be late for work.
Yeah, about that I'm retired.
But I'm saving up for a car and without you, they're gonna fire me.
Of course they are.
You can't type, make a spreadsheet, and you got lost on the way home.
Hi, Flynn.
Uh, what do you think of our new toy, the blimpy 5000? It's so much fun I could play with it all day! You sound strange.
You feeling okay, Flynn? Never better! You're not Flynn.
I had a growth spurt? In my professional opinion, this relationship is toxic and has no chance of improving unless you come in and see me at least three times a week.
Look, we don't need any more sessions after this.
Rocky, you were right.
I do push you around, but only because I'm trying to help you.
I didn't ask for your help.
I know, I just feel like I owe you.
For what? From when we first met.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh! The first time you met? Sometimes, that's where the root of the problem begins.
And you thought I didn't have a degree.
Go on, tell me what happened.
Well, we were about five Hi, I'm Cece.
What's your name? I'm Raquel.
Too hard to say.
I'll call you Rocky.
But my name's Raquel.
Rocky's better.
What's wrong? I'm quitting because I stink.
No, you don't.
You're great.
They stink! Stay in class and we can dance together.
We'll make each other look good.
Really? Okay.
I will.
Hey, you want to be best friends? Sure! You're the one that kept me dancing.
Wait, so your plan is to repay me by making me do insane things that always get me grounded? Yeah.
Ever heard of a gift card? Rocky, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be on shake it up, Chicago! I wouldn't be getting to do the thing I love most in the world.
Dancing? No.
Being your best friend.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wow, I'm good.
So, what do you say? Put you down for three sessions a week? One session? Fine, who do I send the final bill to? Gary wilde! See you next week with more shake it up, Chicago! Oh, you're totally back in sync! Yes, and we owe it all to you and Dr.
pepper.
Who's Dr.
pepper? What are you talking about? She's the therapist you sent us to.
I don't know what you're talking about my therapist is Dr.
novick.
I think we need to call the police.
This is boring.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, I brought I can quiz you.
Ards.
Or This is the first time trouble.
R gotten in stick with me, it won't be the last.
Shake it up