Sugar Rush s02e01 Episode Script

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha I will drive past your house I'll see who's around (Kim) 'OK, so it's 18 months since l hot-wired a car, 'stole my mum's credit card 'and had hot lesbian sex with my best friend Sugar.
'And things are going great.
'Really great.
'Yeah, right(!) 'Life is back to normal, nothing's changed.
' WHlRRlNG STOPS 'Well, my toothbrush has seen better days.
' KNOCK ON DOOR Kim? Shit.
Sorry to interrupt, darling.
l was just wondering if you had any spare batteries WHlRRlNG CONTlNUES .
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that you weren't using.
Not to worry.
l'll nip into town.
Can l get you anything? Diva Magazine? KY? 'At least l wasn't the only one who was sexually frustrated.
'Stella was embracing a whole new concept' Ooh, don't pull anything.
'.
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Monogamy - she was back with Nathan' Oh, nice eyeliner, Matt, that'scool.
- Die.
- Dick.
Twat twiddler.
- l'm going out.
- Out? - To see a friend.
- Girlfriend? A mate.
Erm, so when you say a mate you mean not in the reproductive sense.
l mean, obviously not in the Because that would be impossible.
- Er, so are you going anywhere special? - Prison.
'We were one big happy family.
' 'lt was Sugar who got the shitty end of the stick, 'thanks to the fact that she had previous 'and called the judge ''a shit for brains wanker with a microscopic dick''.
'Still, at least she had me, her loyal friend, to visit her every week.
' Fuck her, fat-faced bitch.
She hasn't visited me in months and when l ring, the phone's dead.
l'm not bothered, l just want my iPod back.
- Oi, Kimmy! Are you listening? - Course.
- What did l just say then? - Bitch.
- Go on.
- Fuck.
- And? - Twat face.
Fat-faced, l said, ''Fuck her, fat-faced bitch!'' My mum?! But Kimmy's too minge-obsessed to give a shit.
- Shug! - What are you doing? The last thing l need is another fanny fiddler mooning over me.
- l'm not! - A fanny fiddler? Mooning.
Who's the last person you slept with? - You better not be waiting for me.
- Yeah, right(!) Look, l just haven't met anyone l like.
Do us all a favour, Kiz, get a life.
'OK, when your incarcerated ex starts pitying your love life, 'l guess it's time to start doing something about it.
'lt's just not that easy finding someone you like 'who finds you equally attractive.
' 'l mean, look at Stella and Nathan.
'Getting back together for the sake of the kids is all very noble, 'but Stella was dying for a shag.
'Hence the therapy.
'The sex therapy.
' Good.
So how does it feel? - Yes, er, it's good, yeah.
- Great.
Stella, you're rubbing the back of your hand against Nathan's penis.
Yes.
Yes, l am.
BTT.
BTT? Boundaries, Trust and Togetherness.
No touching beyond the agreed zones.
Excellent, Nathan, excellent.
So, this week - kissing.
Ooh! Where? On the lips.
'lt's a shame it turned out to be all therapy, no sex.
'But hey! This is Brighton, the 21st century.
'lf a girl can't pull here then she might as well become a' Oh shit! l'm so sorry.
Are you OK? Yeah, yeah l'm fine.
You? Yeah.
lt's a tester.
l normally take the batteries out.
Well, it was really nice to bump into you.
'So l could just walk in there and ask her out.
' BELL l'll be with you in a sec.
> Hello again.
CRASH! How can l help you? - lt's all right, l was just - Looking.
Anything? 'Go on, ask her.
'Ask her.
'Ask her!' l'll take this.
One pair of vibrating lovets.
'l am such a stupid lesbian.
' TlLL REGlSTER PlNGS One bottle of Liquid Silk.
One Wand.
One Easy Pleaser.
One vibrating clit pump.
Buy two and you get free batteries.
Rechargeables, of course.
Alternatively, you could give yourself the night off and get out for a change.
- You know the CC? - Sure.
lt's on the seafront.
l'll be there from ten.
Say you're with Saint.
Great.
'Well, at least l had something to tell Sugar at my next visit.
' Oh, that was quick.
She works in sex shop for women.
All right, spare me the gory details.
lt's amazing.
Ah, so Kizzi's finally gone and done it.
No, we haven't actually, you know.
- What? - You know.
- She's asked me out.
- She asked you out?! - On a date.
- On a date! Where are you going? Ten pin bowling?! We're going clubbing, actually.
The CC.
What the hell's that? Never heard of it.
I need to know there's more to what we planned Can't stop thinking of the day before last Who did you run away from? Hey.
Can't stop wishing but it happened so fast Tell me what's to celebrate? - Hi.
- Hi! - l'm really glad you could make it.
- Thisis amazing.
Why don't you grab a drink and l'll come and find you in a little bit? lt's brilliant you could make it, grab yourself a beer and l'll come and find you in a little bit, OK? - Hi, darlin', how you doin'? - Good, thanks.
Come talk to everyone.
'A date with Saint 'and half the dykes in Brighton.
' 'OK, so maybe a date had been a slightly over-positive reading of the situation.
'Still, that's cool.
At least it'd got me out.
' Hi.
Hi.
Can l get you a drink? No, l'm all right.
You look like you could do with one.
Go on then Anna.
Kim.
Thanks.
The champagne menu, please.
You know, l haven't seen you around before.
l just came back from London.
Work stuff.
Work? Journalism.
Right.
l thought l'd have noticed someone as hot as you.
Stella.
Nathan.
Wait, wait.
No, wait - are we allowed? Nathan? No, come on, l'm serious.
What's the point in doing this if we don't stick to the rules? No, come on - BTT.
lt'sit's fun.
I'm locking up the back door Leaving cos I don't know Why the weight of the world is on me The reasons that I can't show, never only to know What you really mean to me Listen, l'm having some friends back to mine.
Fancy joining us? l'll just get my coat.
I'm falling in love again I'm falling in love again Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Jeanie, Jeanie, Jeanie, Jeanie I'm falling in love again I'm falling in love again.
Coffee, sleepy head? Do you fancy breakfast? Why don't you take the day off work? Oh, my God, my essay! Essay?! l mean my article.
How old are you? l think l should take you home.
'Funnily enough' And the tie.
No laughing in detention.
'.
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Anna didn't seem that bothered about the age difference.
' l'll make sure you won't forget your essay next time.
But it was your idea to go.
lt was my idea to do something about our non-existent sex life.
Honestly, the way that therapist goes on is enough to put anyone off.
- MSE, BLT - BTT.
Boundaries, Togetherness and Trust.
Oh, please, no more therapy speak.
l've had it up to here with therapy speak.
l don't want therapy, l want sex! Define sex.
You naughty, naughty little girl! You naughty, naught Mum! Dad! That Nathan.
That's sex.
'You'd think life would get easier as you grow up.
' Peas, Matt? 'But in fact, everything just seems to get more complicated.
' Peas, Kim? Naughty little.
Thanks.
So, Kimmy, got anything fun planned for tomorrow? Oh, my God, Shugs, it was amazing.
l never thought l'd be into that kind of stuff.
Being spanked? Disciplined.
lf Stella and Nathan hadn't walked in They saw her doing that to you? Nathan tried to throw her out.
lt was so embarrassing.
He over-reacted.
What did you expect? He just walked in on his daughter being taken advantage of by some filthy old perv.
- She's not a perv.
- Yeah, right! She wasn't ''taking advantage of me''.
We're both grown ups.
Give or take ten years! Oh, come on, you're not that pissing naive.
She's using you.
This woman is a bitch.
l really like her.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
A lot.
What happened to that Saint chick you were banging on about? Well, that didn't turn out to be a date after all.
But with Anna, it's different, it's real.
So what are you saying? She's your girlfriend? Kind of.
- So are you seeing her again? - Maybe.
Ooh, and what's she gonna do this time, Kimmy, give you the cane? Ooh! What is wrong with you? First you say l'm a loser for not having any sex, so l take your advice, l throw myself out there and you give me this shit.
Are you jealous? Yeah, that's a good one(!) Of you and your flap fiddlers? Are you done? Yeah Good, cos l've gotta go, l'm seeing Anna tonight.
You piss off back to her then.
l've got macrame to finish.
Kim, darling, look lt's not your father's fault.
There are things that he doesn't understand, like passions, desires, needs Out! But you know, if you ever need to talk to anyone, then l am very open-minded.
- Now.
- Whenever you're ready.
- Kim.
- Oh, hi.
Listen, about last week Don't worry about it.
l had a brilliant night.
Met Anna.
Thanks for the invite.
Hey.
Hi.
Hey.
Ready? Well, better get going.
Nice seeing you again, Kim.
Yeah.
You were sweet.
l had a nice time.
DOOR SLAMS Kim? You're home early, darling.
Just a quickie, was it? Stella SOBS KNOCK AT DOOR What is it? Er, l've brought your laundry.
- About yesterday - Dad l think l might have over-reacted a bit.
You're my daughter, and a lesbian, and obviously, that means you like to do things with women.
Dad! Hey, come on.
All right, Kim.
l've ironed your uniform, er, in case you need it foryou know? OK? l didn't expect to see you here today.
What? Miss being frisked? Ugh.
So, how's the macrame going? Well, l've mastered the square knot.
Great.
lt's fucking fantastic if you like wearing clothes of knotted string.
How's Anna? l was out of order the other day l didn't mean She dumped me.
Sorry.
You were right, she was a bitch.
Well, we all get things wrong sometimes.
l know l've been off with you.
Maybe l was a bit jealous.
Not cos l fancy you, so put your tongue away.
But cos, well you've suddenly got this life and you are all l've fucking got.
That's not true.
No? l got a postcard from Mum.
''Moving to Hull with Carl.
'' She probably gave him my pissing iPod.
l hate this place, Kizza.
l really hate it.
All l'm thinking is, ''When l'm gonna get out ''and then ''it's not gonna be better.
'' lt's gonna be all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, God, get me out of here! l need some cock! MUTTERlNG (Sorry.
) I'm locking up the back door Leaving cos I don't know Why the weight of the world is on me 'l guess we'd all like someone to pin us to the wall, 'sweep us off our feet.
'But given a choice between sex and friendship' Sir, l forgot to do my homework.
You're not going to spank me, are you? '.
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then friendship would win, hands down.
' You're gonna be fine, OK? l'll make sure of it.
Look at me, l'm here for you.
l'm always here for you and no-one is ever gonna get in the way of that.
Unless, you find someone else to spank you in detention, you filthy cow! - You bitch! - Slag! (Both) Oh, shit! - Hi.
- Hey.
Sorry.
lt seems like we can't meet without one of us messing things up.
Listen, l'm sorry about Anna, l should have warned you.
Oh, you know - l can't help making a twat out of myself.
Me neither.
Yeah, right(!) Well, l tried to pull you and you didn't even notice.
Well, you know, l didn't realise.
lf l'd known, l never would have gone off with psycho bitch.
Well, do you think maybe we could try again and get it right this time? I'm falling in love again I'm falling in love Give me a call.
And that is an official invitation, OK? It's all over now I'm falling in love again