Tangled: The Series (2017) s02e01 Episode Script

1 I got the wind in my hair and a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning I got a mystery to solve and excitement to spare That beautiful breeze blowing through I'm ready to follow it who knows where I'll get there, I swear With the wind in my hair Previously on Tangled Have you ever seen anything so beautiful? We'll get out there soon.
I just wish my dad would let me get out and see the real world.
This is where they found the miracle flower that saved your mom.
- What are they? - Don't know.
They're unbreakable.
You touched a mysterious rock that somehow caused your hair to return.
We once tried to double cross this guy called The Baron.
He hasn't stopped hunting us since.
Of course, it didn't help matters that Eugene stole his prized stallion.
Those black rocks are actually some kind of of ancient darkness.
These rocks hold a secret, and somehow, I'm connected to it.
I can see now that they're pointing in a direction.
Pointing you in a direction.
It's like the rocks want us to follow them.
I can't stand this anymore! This stone has destroyed too many lives! It stops today! Your Majesty, please! You're not thinking clearly.
You know the stone cannot be destroyed! Your Majesty! I was a fool.
It cannot be stopped.
Our only hope is to keep its power from the world.
But, Your Majesty! At any cost.
You must leave this castle.
Keep any from finding it.
Anyone who seeks out this opal, must be stopped! I want to break every rule And cross every line Whoo-hoo! I want to show all the stars How stars ought to shine I want to do as I please And knock the world to its knees And go wherever the breeze is blowing Next stop, anywhere Got a whole wide world to see Nothing's stopping me Next stop, anywhere Cause with so much waiting I know it's waiting I feel it waiting out there Everywhere Blondie, wait up! Oh, man, do you have any idea how hard it is keeping up with you out here? Come on, Eugene! It's my first trip outside of Corona! It's like a whole new chapter of our lives has just begun.
Uh, that's kinda what I was thinking, too.
I mean, aren't you excited to see where these rocks are taking us? Well, uh, let's see.
Excited? To follow a bunch of creepy rocks? Ah! To who knows where? Of course, I'm excited.
I'm with you.
What else could I be? We're gonna toss out the maps And follow the sun We're gonna blaze our own path - And go on the run - Whoa! Whoa! We're gonna get out and do what nobody's done There's so much out there to do We've barely begun We're gonna take every dare And feel the wind in our hair With no one tellin' us where we're going Next stop, anywhere If you're there I'm gonna be Where I wanna be Next stop, anywhere And the word is calling It keeps on calling Just think of all that we'll share Everywhere Rapunzel! Do me a favor.
Try not to run off like that.
Not that I don't think you can handle yourself, but I promised your dad I'd keep you safe, and I'd hate to lose you less than a week on the road.
Has it been that long already? You've got to exercise at least some caution out here.
Trust me, Raps.
The real world isn't all fun and games.
Next stop: Vardaros! City of fun and games! I am so glad we decided to bring those two along.
Oh, come on, Cass! Vardaros is an amazing city! You're gonna have fun! Which I'm guessing is a new thing for you.
Come on, Pascal! It's our first big city outside of Corona.
You heard 'em, Cass! This is gonna be fun! Next stop, anywhere Got a feeling things'll be happening suddenly Next stop, anywhere Gonna chase my destiny Find the best in me Next stop, anywhere Cause it's time we went to be Where we're meant to be Next stop, anywhere And the world is waitin' I feel it waitin' It's all just waitin' out there - Everywhere - Everywhere Everywhere Vardaros, here we come! Not that you shouldn't trust the endorsement of three lifetime criminals, Raps, but maybe you should trust me, too.
I just want to make sure that we're not losing sight of what we're doing out here.
I know! Believe me, Cass.
I want answers more than anyone.
I feel like whatever is waiting for us at the end of this road, is only part of why we're out here.
Alright, boys, we're gonna try this proposal thing one more time, and where better than Vardaros? One of the most beautiful cities in the world.
It's perfect! Didn't she say "no" the first time you proposed? I'm just sayin'.
You probably thought that was gonna be perfect, too.
Thank you, Lance.
It makes perfect sense to me! The princess is out in the free world for the first time in her life! I'm sure she's just itchin' to settle down with you! We're here.
Woohoo! I'm gonna find a picnic spot! No way! You got to choose last time, and there were ants all over the place! Come on, Fitzherbert, forget Hookfoot! Forget Lance! This is Rapunzel we're talking about.
Of course, she wants to get married.
Besides, I'm not asking her to settle down and throw her life away.
I'm just asking her to settle down.
Okay, enough already! You just have to ask her flat out! Rapunzel Will you Eugene, did you just ask me to marry you? What?! Ha ha! No! That's crazy! No, I just I dropped something.
- Uh - And I got it.
That that something that I dropped, and I knelt down and I picked it up, which would explain why I was on one knee.
I can see how you would, uh - You know.
- I thought I heard you say "marry me.
" Oh, I see now! There's the confusion, because I didn't say "marry me.
" I said, "Laramie.
" Uh, I was talking about my old dog, Laramie.
You were talking about your old dog, Laramie? To yourself? Yep! Good ole scruffy, totally real, and totally not made up, Laramie! Okay, Cass! Cass! Are you okay? We heard a scream! That wasn't me.
- Shorty?! - How did you get here? How indeed! The circumstances which lead to my unexpected departure from Corona, make for a long, yet fascinating, tale.
Bottom line us, beardy.
I fell asleep in a food trunk.
Huh? No, no, no, no, no! The food! He ate all the food! The bread! The cheese! Those little cocktail wienies in the peppercorn jelly.
Gone! All gone! Why? Why?! You're a monster.
This is the worst day Well, I guess someone should head into town and pick up more supplies.
- Anyone up for a walk? - Um, I'll go.
- If that's okay.
- Sure! I mean, if you want to go for a walk, you don't need to feel pressured.
No, no.
I I won't.
But just to be clear, I didn't officially ask you to go for a walk.
Okay, but the question was still out there.
- Doesn't that count? - That depends.
Are you officially asking me if it counts? Would that change your answer? I don't know.
Would it change yours? A question's a question.
The answer should be the same either way.
Yeah, now, I'm confused, Rapunzel.
Do you want to go for a walk or not? Do you want to go for a walk? Guys, I can't take any more! Enough! No one's going for a walk! Let's just take the caravan into town! Together! Here we are.
Vardaros! Here we Oh! Uh Ew.
! This is great! What do you wanna do first? Get matching face tattoos? Or see if we can get a deal on a rusty hatchet? Oh, I know! Let's see who can catch the plague first! I don't understand! What happened? Come on, guys! Maybe it's not exactly how you remembered it, but that doesn't mean it's not a fun-loving city! Hello, there! - We're new in town.
My name's - Get lost.
Maybe you should hold off on the introductions.
Something tells me if word got out that actual royalty were in town, we could be in trouble.
You know, I hate saying this, but she's right.
Let's keep a lower profile, princess.
We'll go get the supplies.
You guys take the caravan back up to the camp.
The last thing you need is for someone to recognize you.
I recognize that guy.
Spread the word.
Flynn Rider's in town.
Flynn Rider's in town.
Hey! Flynn Rider.
Flynn Rider's in town.
- Flynn Rider.
- It's Flynn Rider.
- Flynn Rider.
- Flynn Rider's in town.
Flynn Rider? Here in Vardaros? Yes, Baron.
And he's with his friends from Corona.
Let me dispose of him.
- Please! - No.
That's not how this ends.
Bring me the man who stole my precious stallion.
I want to settle things with Rider.
Properly.
He asked you to marry him again, huh? Come on! I know you guys well enough by now! I-I guess he maybe asked me.
Well? What did you maybe say? I didn't say anything.
And I'm not sure why.
Oh, I can tell you why.
You have bigger things lying ahead of you.
Greetings.
I told you she was gonna say "no.
" She wasn't ready! For the last time, she didn't say "no," Hookfoot.
She didn't say anything.
Which, in a way, is kind of worse than saying no, so I'd appreciate it, if you'd just change the subject.
You got it, pal.
- I'm not gonna say another word.
- Thank you! Hey! Here's a fun fact.
Rapunzel's agreed to marry me as many times as she's agreed to marry you! And I didn't even have to ask Now, that's enough, Hookfoot! Eugene's in pain.
It's not his fault he couldn't see that asking a girl who is free for the first time in her life, to clip her wings and get hitched, would be a horrible idea, but Eugene is still our friend! And we should stick by him, - no matter how oblivious or - Desperate! - Yeah.
- Downright pathetic he comes across.
Isn't that right, buddy? You are all just awful, awful people.
Hey! You! You guys are friends with that annoying girl with the long hair, right? Hey, hey! Easy! That happens to be the woman I love.
And she's not annoying! We like to use the term "irrepressible.
" No! She's in trouble.
You better come with me.
Where is she? How should I know? Some guy just gave me a sliver of gold to get you to come down here.
Hello, Rider.
Hoo! Anthony, The Weasel.
See, I knew it was you before I even turned around! Must be standing downwind.
Oof! And I thought I was a big, ugly goon! An old friend would like to do some catching up with you.
I'm sorry, who are you, exactly? Oh, right, sorry! Princess Rapunzel, my name is Adira.
And what do you want, Adira? A word with Rapunzel is all alone.
If you don't mind.
Not gonna happen.
Just a second, Cass.
Let's hear her out.
Okay, I gotta be honest.
I know we just met, but, uh, I'm not a big fan of people touching me.
And I'm not a fan of people who lurk in the shadows.
Okay, last chance to do this the nice way.
And where's the fun in that? Cass, no! Wait.
Hey! I don't know who you are, but you do not get to do that to my best friend! Alright, then.
Whoa! Let's try that again, weirdo.
I'm not a weirdo.
Am I? Eccentric, maybe.
Unconventional, sure, but weirdo? Oh, come on, guys.
This is ridiculous.
I don't wanna fight you.
You could've fooled me.
You guys aren't even trying.
Oh, wait.
They are trying.
That's it! Huh? Huh? Enough! Yeah, see, I thought we covered this.
I don't like being touched! - Huh? - It didn't cut.
It didn't break.
It must be made of Princess! Cass! Hookfoot! - Are you okay? - I can see you have your hands full.
I'll seek you out later.
I fought as hard as I could, and barely got away alive! Wait, wait? Fought? Fought who? Where's Eugene? I'm so sorry.
Eugene they took him.
It's the - Oh, it's it's the - Baron! Haha! Long time, no see.
I'm glad to see you've set up shop here in Vardaros now.
In fact, we were just admiring what you've done with the place.
If you'd like to keep your tongue, I suggest you stop moving it now.
Anthony, enough.
Quit playing games, Rider.
I've been waiting for this moment.
It's time to make amends for what you did to my Stalyan.
Oh, right! The Stalyan Incident.
You really should let this whole Stalyan thing go.
Come on! I mean, it's ancient history.
Let's all just move on.
Let's Hello, Stalyan.
Hello, Rider.
I'm so confused.
Stalyan is the Baron's daughter.
And Eugene's ex.
I see! And who's this Eugene guy? Hey! Stalyan! How are ya? Uh, look, before you get too upset, I can explain.
Oh, I'm not upset, Rider, besides, what's to explain? You left me at the altar! Did I? Did I do that? Is that how it went down? Because that's not how I remember it! But hey, you know, it was It was quite some time ago.
Who's to say who did what that day? - I mean - Stop talking.
After what you did, I swore that if I ever saw you again, I would break a lot of bones.
Fair, fair.
We're talking about my bones, is that correct? But with time comes perspective.
I realized that we were meant for each other, Flynn Rider.
Partners in crime.
Partners in life.
We can't change what we are.
Wait, what? What are you talking about? I'm making you a proposition, Rider.
Keep good on the promise you made to my daughter, and marry her.
Waiting for the "or.
" Or you, Strongbow and your pet troll will perish.
Painfully.
You can't make me marry her, Baron! Oh, I'd like to give it a try.
It's a spider.
Eugene! Eugene, it's a spider.
You know I hate spiders.
Not just any spider.
It's a venomous Kai spider.
Its bite causes fever and delirium.
Only when there's swelling of the tongue and throat, do you know the end is near.
Spiders bite.
He's on me! He's on me! He's walking! He's walking! He's on my hand! He's ow! No! Is he dead? No.
The half-wit passed out from fear.
He's right.
That's exactly what happened.
But he will be dead by nightfall.
Unless, of course, you have this.
The anti-venom.
Marry Stalyan, and this will be your wedding present from me.
Trust me, Rider.
It's meant to be.
Congratulations, Mr.
Groom.
Somebody somewhere has to know who took Eugene.
We'll cover more ground if we split up.
No one wants to talk! Look, Raps, we've been at this for hours.
Maybe we should go back to Corona and send for the cavalry.
If we leave now, we can be back in two wee Oh! You're right! I'm so sorry! Please stop looking at me like that.
What's the matter, Princess? Looking for your boyfriend? You! You know something! What do you know? Tell me now, or so help me! I don't need to tell you nothing! Alright! Shut your faces and listen up, you scum.
Hey! That's the guy that attacked us.
The Baron has something he'd like to say.
"The Baron" Baron? People of Vardaros, I bring you cause for celebration.
A glint of joy into your otherwise meaningless and pitiful lives.
My people will be collecting gifts for the occasion.
from each of you.
Hang in there, buddy.
I'm gonna get you outta this.
Wow! You should see all the people out there! Stalyan, come on.
This is stupid.
I know it is.
I told my dad the spider wasn't necessary, but you know bad guys.
They have such a flair for drama.
That's not what I meant! I know what you meant.
Stalyan, I can't do this.
I'm in love with someone else.
Yeah, I know.
We've all heard the story by now.
How the daring, ne'er do well thief rescued the lost princess from her tower.
Let me ask you.
Do you really think it's fair to ask a girl who spent the first 18 years of her life in prison to give up her freedom for a lifelong relationship with someone like you? I am pleased to announce the re-engagement of my daughter, Stalyan.
Wait.
The Baron's daughter? Oh! What a daughter! And her fiancé, Flynn Rider.
Huh? Eugene! Rapunzel.
Eugene, I don't understand.
What's going on? Rapunzel, I He's with us now.
This is some kind of joke, right? I, uh I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, Rapunzel, but I've made my choice.
Eugene? Eugene! Eugene.
Your nose.
It looks like a strawberry.
You know, speaking of strawberry I get the berry part.
That part makes perfect sense, but what?! Where does the "straw" come in? They should call it noseberry.
Cause it looks like your nose.
I'm gonna eat your nose.
How's he doing, Shorty? He's doing great! Lance, buddy, just hang on, alright? I'm gonna get you that antidote.
I promise I'll do whatever it takes.
It's the right thing, you know.
Getting hitched.
Stalyan, you need to call this off, and get me that antidote right now.
You know what I was thinking about earlier? Our trip to Pencosta.
Remember you said stealing the sultan's jewels was one of the worst ideas I've ever had, but then, I made you go through with it, and well, we made a fortune that day.
My point is, I know what's best for you, Rider.
I always have.
I know in my heart that this is where you belong, Flynn.
And deep down, you know it too.
Well it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding, and the last thing any of us needs is bad luck.
Right, Flynn? It's Eugene, now.
No, it's not.
See you out there.
I don't understand.
Pascal, how can Eugene be getting married? What if that's the last time we ever talked? Why didn't I say "yes"? When I let him walk away What if I had spoke instead Why did I go on concealing The confusion I was feeling Now I'll never get to say All the things I should have said Now there's no more love, just echoes of The life we should have led If I could take that moment back If he were here beside me still I'd let him see inside my heart Now he never will Maybe if I gave her time Maybe if I didn't go Maybe things somehow would change, but now I guess we'll never know If I could take that moment back If I could turn back time, I would If we could make a brand new start How I wish we could Wish I could take it back But now it's gone For good Wish I had that moment back Uh, Rapunzel? We all know that Eugene and I don't always agree on everything.
But over the last year or so, I've noticed something that makes him less detestable.
He loves you, Rapunzel.
More than anyone has ever loved anybody.
And I feel the same way about him.
I'm just sorry it took all of this to truly realize that.
Look, I know what we both saw down there, but you and I both know, this isn't something Eugene would ever do.
I know.
And you want to hear something I know Rapunzel would never do? Rapunzel would never give up.
She'd pick herself up, stop feeling sorry for herself, and she'd fight back with everything she had.
So what do you say we get out there And get Eugene back! Careful, Raps.
Remember what happens when you touch one of those.
Right.
That would be bad.
I was hoping there would be more people here to make it easier to slip by.
I guess Stalyan doesn't have that many friends.
What kinda name is "Stalyan" anyway? Who names their kid that? What's her sister's name? - Bronco? - Rapunzel, focus.
We don't have time for jealousy.
Jealous? No, I am not jealous.
You're jealous.
Now, the benefit to only having a few guests is that we might have a chance fighting our way in.
A slim chance, but a chance.
We may not have to fight.
I think I have an idea.
Does this idea require the use of any hooks? No, but we will need the help of Vardaros' little sweetheart.
Then what's the plan? We are gonna crash a wedding.
Remember what we talked about.
Act normal, and you'll get the other half when we're done.
I'm good for being stuck at a wedding.
Yeah.
Come to think of it, I've never actually been to a wedding before.
Hmm.
If we didn't have to be in disguise, and it wasn't so dangerous, and my boyfriend wasn't marrying another woman, this might have been fun.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up, fellas.
What's this? The Baron wanted wedding flowers.
A battle bouquet.
Brilliant.
What was that? What about you? Who are you? I'm Cobra! Cobra Mc, uh McBloodpuncher! You're not on the list.
Cobra McBloodpuncher doesn't do lists! Then what do you do? Eh? You should see what I do to people.
You're alright, McBloodpuncher! Why don't you on in there, eh? Have yourself a good time.
Get some cake.
Thank you, Vex.
That was really Oh.
Thanks.
Why was I the one to get stuck in a box with Captain Foot Odor? You've got enough stink for two feet! How dare you, Miss Viking Breath! What? Do you brush your teeth with onions? Okay, guys! Guys! Stick to the plan.
You two grab our friends while I cause a distraction.
Look, Lance, I'm sorry I got you into this.
No matter what, I just want you to know, I love you.
I I've always wanted a cat named Clovis.
C-Clovis? It does have a fun ring to it.
I'm glad we could Glad we could share this moment.
Wait here, guys.
I've got to do this one thing.
He's doing great! Oh, come on! Really? Ugh! I don't usually make fun of other people's tastes, but that's just tacky! - I bet Stalyan picked it out.
- Rapunzel! Oh, look! There he is.
Let's get on with it.
Shall we? Funny! I was just thinking the same thing! - Blondie! - Eugene! Blondie, you shouldn't be here.
Yeah, move along, Blondie.
Hey, Eugene, just listen, please.
I may not know what my future holds, but I do know that you are meant to be in it.
I love you.
And now that I've spilled my heart out to a room full of hostile strangers, feeling a little self-conscious.
Well, that was lovely.
Are we done here? Not even close.
I'm just warming up.
Cass! Hookfoot! Brace yourself! It's about to get rough in here! Uh uh Impressive.
Uh, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, yeah! That played out differently in my head.
Get them outta here.
Hey! Leave them alone! Tick-tick, Rider.
Guys! They poisoned Lance! Hi.
Okay, Raps, if you have a Plan "B" now would be a great time to pitch it.
We need that antidote! Never, Rider.
Time for a new plan.
Max! That one was mine! Max! Sorry, Cass.
You were so right about being on the road.
It is not all fun and games! Are you kidding?! This is fun! You might want to give up now.
You're not getting off the hook that easy.
I thought I said "no hooks!" Now get out of my way.
Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
Oh, Lance! Lance, wake up, buddy! Lance! Say something! Please! Clovith.
You grew a goatee.
No, no, no, no.
Swollen tongue.
We're running out of time! Well, this party stinks.
Alright, Rider, let's get outta here.
His name is Eugene.
His name is Rider, and he belongs with me! How would you know? You had to poison his best friend to get him to marry you! That is a good point, Rapunzel.
In fairness, that was my dad's idea! Ladies! There's probably a better way to work this out.
We'll work this out as soon as we get back to the caravan! And just what are you gonna do, frog? I love you! We need that antidote, Pascal.
Hooray! Sky chicken! Raps! Time to roll out that Plan "C.
" I don't have a Plan "C.
" I thought these rocks would react like they did back in Corona! They're not reacting because they found the sundrop.
That would be you.
Great.
Weird shadow lady.
I'm not that weird! Hee-yah! Wait, wait, wait, wait! I'm with the good guys! Wow! Thank you, tall person.
Yes! Yes! You got something I want, Baron.
Come and get it, Rider.
I should've done this from the beginning.
Alright! Floor chicken! Oh! Ah! No! No! No! No! The anti-venom.
Where is the anti-venom? Clovis.
You shaved your goatee.
If I'm going down, then I'm taking you with me! Hey, Baron! Blondie! Eugene! Oh! We'll find the anti-venom, and then I will settle this, Rider.
The name's Eugene.
I wanted to talk about when you asked to marry me.
I didn't quite know what to say.
But I do now.
Eugene, will you No.
That's not necessary.
What? You're finally free and out in the real world.
I understand now that making a lifetime commitment is probably the furthest thing from your mind.
In other words, now's just not the time.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right.
Now is not the time.
That is totally what I was about to say.
I'm really glad you feel the same.
But if the time does come, we need to have a serious talk about the ceremony decorations beforehand.
I mean, did you see that swan? I know, right?! - So tacky! - Tack? No, that swan is aw Awesomely tacky.
I mean, what?! Outrageous.
This may be the fever talking, but was there a tall, angelic enchantress with a sword here a second ago? Yeah! Where did Weirdo go? Where is it taking us, Pascal? To fulfill your destiny.
Adira.
Who are you? Look, I am a friend.
And I am here to make sure you get to the end of this journey you're embarking on.
Listen, I don't have all the answers, but now that I've seen all that I have, I have no doubt.
These rocks were looking for you, and you must follow them to the Dark Kingdom.
We're gonna walk down that path And over the rise Guess we'll discover just where our destiny lies Who cares how dark it'll be - Cause I've got you - You've got me So let's go see where this whole thing's going Next stop, anywhere Headin' where I'm supposed to be With you close to me Next stop, anywhere Facin' every jeopardy linked inseparably Next stop, anywhere Though it may get rough for us We're enough for us Next stop, anywhere And the world is waitin' I feel it waitin' With new adventures to share - Everywhere - Everywhere Everywhere