Tom and Jerry in New York (2021) s02e01 Episode Script
Top of the Heap/Stunt Double Trouble/Surfer Supreme/Kabuki Cat
1
[theme music playing]
[screeching]
[inhaling]
[screams]
[screaming]
[laughing evilly]
[clanking]
[engine idling]
[horn tooting]
[giggling]
-[gasps]
-[clipping]
[screams]
[screams]
And just where
do you two think
you're going, hmm?
This here barge is our turf.
Unless you two are looking
to challenge us for it.
[seagull squawking]
Ooh, did somebody say,
"challenge?"
Okay. Okay,
here's how it works.
You compete in a series of
skill and strength tests,
each worth one point.
Whoever has the highest score
at the end is declared
Top of the Heap.
And whoever loses
gets tossed in the drink.
[rats laughing]
And since this is rat turf,
we'll play by rat rules.
[all laughing]
[gulps]
Let the games begin!
[rats cheering]
[all cheering]
[chuckles]
Tough luck, kitty.
Rat rules means no rules.
Anything goes.
[sniffs]
[whistle blowing]
-Foul! Foul! Foul!
He fouled me!
-Hey, this guy's cheating!
[bugle plays]
[chuckling]
Like I said, rat rules.
[laughing]
[crashing]
[screams]
[all laughing]
[screams]
[horn tooting]
We have a new Top of the Heap!
See you later, suckers.
We're Top of the Heap.
Kings of the Hill.
Think again, chump.
Ah, the actor's life, huh?
Let's hope there's donuts
at the audition.
Listen up, everybody.
No cat calls today, just dogs.
[whistle blowing]
[sighing heavily]
I gotta find some acting work.
I'm not spending another night
sleeping in the alley.
[thumping]
[chef] That is the last straw.
Get out of my kitchen!
Get off my foot, cat!
Late again, Tom!
Hey, buddy, you look like
you had a hard day.
Trouble at home?
Your girl throw you over?
Local dog hassling you?
I got a proposition.
For the measly price of
today's room and board,
I can be your double
A lookalike that takes
on all your daily grief.
'Cause I'm a pro,
I can take it.
I can do stunts, martial arts,
fancy footwork. You name it.
Now, where do you live,
so I can go
start living your life?
Jackpot! See you tomorrow.
[snoring]
[screams]
[screams]
[screeches]
[screeches]
Is this the best you can do?
Tell you what I'll do.
I'll give you
a ten-second head start.
[elevator dings]
[elevator dinging]
[Tom's double]
Took you long enough.
You know what? I'm bored.
[laughing maniacally]
Did you just slap me?
I most certainly did.
[gasps]
Hey there, Tommy boy.
I saw a nice, big tuna fish
in that garbage can over there.
Fantastic. I love tuna fish.
Since when do you talk?
If there's one thing
I don't like, it's a liar.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Well, well, well.
From what paradise did this
exquisite beauty emerge?
Since when do you talk?
Oh, Tom.
That's the most beautiful song
I've ever heard.
I just wrote it.
I call it "You."
[bell tolls]
Care to join me for dinner?
You're such a gentleman.
Tuna fish, how romantic.
Nothing but the best
for my lady.
[yawns]
Not now, Mom.
I'm trying to get some sleep.
Hey!
Oh, it's you.
Do you mind? I need to get
a little more shut eye.
Oh, so you want me
to leave, huh?
Well, guess what?
I'm not going.
I like being you.
Frankly, I'm better at it
than you.
Tom? And Tom?
Don't be fooled
by this impostor, my darling.
I'm the real Tom.
[Tom playing discordantly]
See? What did I tell you?
Accept no substitutions.
Back out with the trash,
you freeloader.
Same goes for you.
Now what are we gonna do?
[clanging, crashing]
[Tom's double yowling]
That was fun.
Call me anytime, cousin.
Now let's see.
Where were we
before all this excitement?
Oh, yeah.
[man singing]
Surfer Supreme
Surfer Supreme ♪
Who's gonna be
The Surfer Supreme? ♪
Now, we heard there's a party
Going on at the Jersey Shore ♪
But it ain't the beach bods ♪
Or the sun and sand
We came here for ♪
Everybody gather
At this beach locale ♪
To be an eyewitness
To a battle royale ♪
You'll be the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
They see
The Dude and The Ace ♪
Have the waves
All quaking in fear ♪
They send the waves
Quaking in fear ♪
Your nugs run and hide ♪
Whenever either one
Comes near ♪
Water runs
When it don't hide in fear♪
From Shipstern Bluff
To Waimea Bay ♪
Praia do Norte
Or Mavericks, CA ♪
You'll be the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Well, the Dude and The Ace
Had to put to rest ♪
Any question of
Who was the best ♪
And their fans could
Cheer and scream ♪
Our guy's the Surfer Supreme!
Surfer Supreme ♪
Cut to the pipeline ♪
They're revving up
Their racing board ♪
They're gonna have
A race on those boards ♪
The first to cross
The finish line ♪
Wins the Supreme reward ♪
It's how it works, you win
You get the reward ♪
The loser has to burn
His surfboard black ♪
Then leave the beach
And never come back ♪
And hail the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
[engine roaring]
[Jerry screams]
[screams]
They hit the home stretch
Both knowing it was do or die ♪
They had no option
It was do or die ♪
One bound for glory
One for a dish of humble pie ♪
Since you eat
that humble pie ♪
The loser would
Never ride a wave again ♪
The winner gets a condo
On the beach in Spain ♪
And be the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
If you love boards
And water, too ♪
There's only one sport
In the world for you ♪
And you could be ♪
The hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Sounds like your show
was a big hit, Mr. Tsubuya.
I hope you enjoyed your visit.
[digital translator]
I thank you and hope
to return again soon.
Now let's hurry.
The car for the airport
is here. Here is your tip.
Oh, why, thank you!
[screams]
[screams]
[digital translator in French]
Rongeurs irrespectueux.
[digital translator
speaking Japanese]
[digital translator in English]
Foolish feline
of limited intelligence.
Why don't you admit
that you are inferior to all
beings, most of all, mice?
Give up and go home
before you dishonor yourself
even more!
[laughing heartily]
[announcer]
Introducing Justin Yamaski,
oldest of the Yamaski brothers.
Jole Yamaski, Jack Yamaski,
and the youngest,
Jay Yamaski!
[laughing]
[yelling]
[screams]
[theme music playing]
[theme music playing]
[screeching]
[inhaling]
[screams]
[screaming]
[laughing evilly]
[clanking]
[engine idling]
[horn tooting]
[giggling]
-[gasps]
-[clipping]
[screams]
[screams]
And just where
do you two think
you're going, hmm?
This here barge is our turf.
Unless you two are looking
to challenge us for it.
[seagull squawking]
Ooh, did somebody say,
"challenge?"
Okay. Okay,
here's how it works.
You compete in a series of
skill and strength tests,
each worth one point.
Whoever has the highest score
at the end is declared
Top of the Heap.
And whoever loses
gets tossed in the drink.
[rats laughing]
And since this is rat turf,
we'll play by rat rules.
[all laughing]
[gulps]
Let the games begin!
[rats cheering]
[all cheering]
[chuckles]
Tough luck, kitty.
Rat rules means no rules.
Anything goes.
[sniffs]
[whistle blowing]
-Foul! Foul! Foul!
He fouled me!
-Hey, this guy's cheating!
[bugle plays]
[chuckling]
Like I said, rat rules.
[laughing]
[crashing]
[screams]
[all laughing]
[screams]
[horn tooting]
We have a new Top of the Heap!
See you later, suckers.
We're Top of the Heap.
Kings of the Hill.
Think again, chump.
Ah, the actor's life, huh?
Let's hope there's donuts
at the audition.
Listen up, everybody.
No cat calls today, just dogs.
[whistle blowing]
[sighing heavily]
I gotta find some acting work.
I'm not spending another night
sleeping in the alley.
[thumping]
[chef] That is the last straw.
Get out of my kitchen!
Get off my foot, cat!
Late again, Tom!
Hey, buddy, you look like
you had a hard day.
Trouble at home?
Your girl throw you over?
Local dog hassling you?
I got a proposition.
For the measly price of
today's room and board,
I can be your double
A lookalike that takes
on all your daily grief.
'Cause I'm a pro,
I can take it.
I can do stunts, martial arts,
fancy footwork. You name it.
Now, where do you live,
so I can go
start living your life?
Jackpot! See you tomorrow.
[snoring]
[screams]
[screams]
[screeches]
[screeches]
Is this the best you can do?
Tell you what I'll do.
I'll give you
a ten-second head start.
[elevator dings]
[elevator dinging]
[Tom's double]
Took you long enough.
You know what? I'm bored.
[laughing maniacally]
Did you just slap me?
I most certainly did.
[gasps]
Hey there, Tommy boy.
I saw a nice, big tuna fish
in that garbage can over there.
Fantastic. I love tuna fish.
Since when do you talk?
If there's one thing
I don't like, it's a liar.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Well, well, well.
From what paradise did this
exquisite beauty emerge?
Since when do you talk?
Oh, Tom.
That's the most beautiful song
I've ever heard.
I just wrote it.
I call it "You."
[bell tolls]
Care to join me for dinner?
You're such a gentleman.
Tuna fish, how romantic.
Nothing but the best
for my lady.
[yawns]
Not now, Mom.
I'm trying to get some sleep.
Hey!
Oh, it's you.
Do you mind? I need to get
a little more shut eye.
Oh, so you want me
to leave, huh?
Well, guess what?
I'm not going.
I like being you.
Frankly, I'm better at it
than you.
Tom? And Tom?
Don't be fooled
by this impostor, my darling.
I'm the real Tom.
[Tom playing discordantly]
See? What did I tell you?
Accept no substitutions.
Back out with the trash,
you freeloader.
Same goes for you.
Now what are we gonna do?
[clanging, crashing]
[Tom's double yowling]
That was fun.
Call me anytime, cousin.
Now let's see.
Where were we
before all this excitement?
Oh, yeah.
[man singing]
Surfer Supreme
Surfer Supreme ♪
Who's gonna be
The Surfer Supreme? ♪
Now, we heard there's a party
Going on at the Jersey Shore ♪
But it ain't the beach bods ♪
Or the sun and sand
We came here for ♪
Everybody gather
At this beach locale ♪
To be an eyewitness
To a battle royale ♪
You'll be the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
They see
The Dude and The Ace ♪
Have the waves
All quaking in fear ♪
They send the waves
Quaking in fear ♪
Your nugs run and hide ♪
Whenever either one
Comes near ♪
Water runs
When it don't hide in fear♪
From Shipstern Bluff
To Waimea Bay ♪
Praia do Norte
Or Mavericks, CA ♪
You'll be the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Well, the Dude and The Ace
Had to put to rest ♪
Any question of
Who was the best ♪
And their fans could
Cheer and scream ♪
Our guy's the Surfer Supreme!
Surfer Supreme ♪
Cut to the pipeline ♪
They're revving up
Their racing board ♪
They're gonna have
A race on those boards ♪
The first to cross
The finish line ♪
Wins the Supreme reward ♪
It's how it works, you win
You get the reward ♪
The loser has to burn
His surfboard black ♪
Then leave the beach
And never come back ♪
And hail the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
[engine roaring]
[Jerry screams]
[screams]
They hit the home stretch
Both knowing it was do or die ♪
They had no option
It was do or die ♪
One bound for glory
One for a dish of humble pie ♪
Since you eat
that humble pie ♪
The loser would
Never ride a wave again ♪
The winner gets a condo
On the beach in Spain ♪
And be the hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
If you love boards
And water, too ♪
There's only one sport
In the world for you ♪
And you could be ♪
The hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Hot-doggin'
Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
Sounds like your show
was a big hit, Mr. Tsubuya.
I hope you enjoyed your visit.
[digital translator]
I thank you and hope
to return again soon.
Now let's hurry.
The car for the airport
is here. Here is your tip.
Oh, why, thank you!
[screams]
[screams]
[digital translator in French]
Rongeurs irrespectueux.
[digital translator
speaking Japanese]
[digital translator in English]
Foolish feline
of limited intelligence.
Why don't you admit
that you are inferior to all
beings, most of all, mice?
Give up and go home
before you dishonor yourself
even more!
[laughing heartily]
[announcer]
Introducing Justin Yamaski,
oldest of the Yamaski brothers.
Jole Yamaski, Jack Yamaski,
and the youngest,
Jay Yamaski!
[laughing]
[yelling]
[screams]
[theme music playing]