Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018) s02e01 Episode Script

Prank Day ; Adventures in Dinkles-Sitting

1 Put your hair up in the air Live it up Every day you wake up singing Turn it up The party's just beginning All together you and me Hair in the air, we're a family We got everything we need Hair in the air 'Cause we're proud to be Celebrating who we are Yeah, we made it through the dark Harmony is everywhere Put your hair up in the air Ah, ah, ah, ah Put your hair up in the air What a day I am wide awake So excited for the fun and games I know await I am tingly from my nose Right down into my toes 'Cause it's a day for everyone To laugh and sing and play It's Prank Day It's not mean or obscene Just a friendly old routine Just good clean fun for everyone Happy Prank Day I will always be on guard I'll never show my cards 'Cause it's a day for everyone To laugh and sing and play It's Prank Day The thrill of the day's shenanigans Just can't compare to any other day Happy Prank Day.
'Cause it's a day for everyone to laugh and sing and play - It's Prank Day - Meep.
Happy Prank Day! Frosting? Ooh, girl, somebody pranked you good.
Hey, does anyone hear a kitten? Because Poppy just got purr-anked.
Branch.
You're into Prank Day? Yeah, I took you for more of a Crank Day kind of guy, if that was a thing, which it's not.
Guys, please.
I love Prank Day.
It requires stealth, ingenuity, and cunning.
It's like this holiday was designed just for me, the Prank Master.
- Later.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You are not the Prank Master, rookie.
Sure I am.
After all, I'm always one step ahead.
You got lucky once, but I assure you, it won't happen again.
Ha ha! Prank Master! He is going down.
But I'm gonna need your help.
Whatever you say, talking cake.
And for you to stop licking me, Cooper.
Hmm.
This is gonna drive Branch crazy.
Hey, guys, what's going on? What did you do to my bunker? Ooh, do you feel a chill? 'Cause you've been p-p-p-p-p-pranked! No, no, no! I hate bright colors! But I do love fertilizer.
Oh! It's like a smelly shower.
Ahh.
Silly Poppy.
You should've known.
The Prank Master can't be pranked.
Can't be pranked.
Uh, hello! We just painted your bunker! Prank Master! Oh, you mean this bunker? I'm inside your mind, Poppy.
One step ahead.
No, you're not.
Of course I was gonna say that.
Stop it! By the end of this day, I'm gonna prank you so hard, Branch! Poppy, please, this isn't the spirit of Prank Day.
You're taking the pranks personally.
Like Smidge did.
No way.
Wait, what happened with Smidge? It was Prank Day, years ago.
The day started so well A pancake breakfast and a classic prank.
Ugh! But it ended in horror.
After that, Smidge agreed never to participate in Prank Day again.
She takes it too personally.
Uh I don't know how you're all doing that with your eyes, but Smidge did not burn down Troll Village.
That's what it felt like.
But don't worry, Guy.
I promise I won't go all Smidge.
That's right, because she knows better than to mess with the Prank Master.
Right, Poppy? I'll show him who's the Prank Master.
It's me! Oh, Branch, you sweet, simple Troll.
Never nap outside on Prank Day.
You must be a pirate, Branch, 'cause you just walked the prank! Oh, no.
It's a trap! Ha ha.
Target 130 yards out.
Wind out of the east.
And Oof! Sky, I need a water balloon.
We're at Prank-Con Five.
Say no more.
Latex, pear-shaped, tapered at the nozzle for easy filling.
I've got her at 150ccs, but she'll hold up to 300 if you want to go full bath.
- Bigger.
- Hmm.
The Magnum.
- This beauty'll - Bigger! - You don't mean - Bigger.
I always knew this day would come.
Come to Poppy.
Come out, come out, wherever you are, Branch, and admit that I'm the Prank Master.
Nope! The real Prank Master is one step ahead of you again.
Or, technically, I was several steps behind you.
Huh? I'm saying I followed you to Sky Toronto's and saw you get that massive water balloon.
Try to keep up.
Now prepare to meet your Prank Hey, I had a quip! Oof! Uh! So how's the prank war going? Aah! It's a dead end! Uh ah Yes! I earned this hot dog.
Smidge! Smidge? No! Oh! Did you guys see? I water ballooned Poppy back to the Stone Age! Huh? Seriously, how are you guys doing that? Oh, no! Who did this? - Nobody did it.
- It was bad luck! It was Satin.
Happy Prank Day.
Fine.
If nobody's gonna fess up, I'm just gonna have to prank all of you.
W-what the How did she Her head just Run! You can run, but you can't hide! - What just happened? - Eh? Smidge happened! We awakened the Prank Monster! We got to get to your bunker! It's the only place we'll be safe! Click? Well, click, click to you, too, Mr.
Mushroom.
Mmm! Pie! Too much pie.
I'll never be able to eat again! This is straight-up diabolical! How how did Smidge set that up so fast? Her rage! It gives her unnatural powers! It's like she can peer into our souls and prey upon our greatest weaknesses! Hey, a bed! - Mm - No, DJ! - We're singing in harmony - Harmony No, you're not singing in harmony! Smidge, make it stop, you maniacal genius! We can make it! Here's Smidge-y! Branch, I'm sorry.
This is my fault.
I did take your pranks too personally, but I think if we work together, we might just be able to get out of this You'll only slow me down! Ha ha ha! Made it.
Ha! I actually made it! Glue? No.
Oh, oh Oh.
Hey, Branch.
Hope you like your Prank Day present.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Please, Smidge, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hit you with that water balloon.
I-I was just trying to stay one step ahead of Poppy.
Please, don't! I have a son.
He's a remote control.
No! Dang, it feels good to be a pranksta! Branch was all like, "Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh!" No, it was more like, "Oh, my Guh!" You were scared.
That's why it's funny.
Wait, you were all in on this? Yep, but Poppy was the one who masterminded the whole thing.
Huh? Everything that happened today happened just like I planned it, 'cause I was always one step ahead of you.
All of this 'cause I said I was the Prank Master? Now say it, Branch.
You are the Prank Master.
And don't you forget it! Prank you very much.
I think I saw one.
The clapper bugs are back.
Oh, wow.
Ha, ha! Oh! Clapper bug! Clapper bug! Ooh! No regrets! Hey-ya! Look, Mr.
Dinkles.
The harder you clap the brighter they get! Biggie, be careful with that.
- Meep.
- As bright as I can? Okay! No! Oh! Well, he's blind.
Oh, my Guh! For a few days.
Oh, that's not so bad.
Also, you'll need someone to watch Mr.
Dinkles until you recover.
Separated from Mr.
Dinkles? But who would keep him safe? No, no, no.
We'll be just fine.
Right, Mr.
D? - Hey! - Oh, I see.
I guess I should pick somebody to look after you.
Watch Mr.
Dinkles? Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Ha ha! Hmm! Poppy, he can't see you.
Well, if I must, there's one obvious choice.
I pick Branch.
- Branch? - Branch? Well, sure.
He is the safest Troll I know, and he was the only one who warned me about those clapper bugs.
Just promise me you won't let Mr.
Dinkles out of your bunker, Branch.
But, Biggie, I'm and he's Wow, Biggie, this is No other Troll has trusted me like this before.
Of course I promise.
But Branch? He's never even taken care of anyone before.
Not true.
Someone needs a changing! The remote? You are such a weird little Troll.
Oh, Poppy, don't take Biggie's decision personally.
He just thinks I'm better than you.
- Okay? - Ugh.
What if I help you babysit Mr.
Dinkles? You need an extra set of eyes to keep him out of danger.
Danger? My bunker is impenetrable, just one of the many reasons why Biggie chose me.
Up top! Yeah.
Branch, your bunker's not impenetrable.
Air gets in, so danger could, too.
Yeah, air gets in through my booby-trapped ventilation shaft, AKA The Evisceration Shaft.
It's catchy, huh? So catchy.
Ugh! Fine! But when you realize you need my help, you know where to find me.
Uh, in your pod, not babysitting Mr.
Dinkles? Got it.
Buh-bye, Poppy.
Come on, Mr.
Dinkles.
Mr.
Dinkles? Oh! Mr.
Dinkles? Mr.
Dinkles, where are you? Got to find Dinkles.
Got to find Dinkles.
Got to find Um, where is Mr.
Dinkles? Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to swear you won't tell anyone.
You have to hair swear.
Hair swear? It's the only way.
Sparkle, sparkle, rainbow cakes, glitter dewdrop, your secret's safe.
- Well? - I lost Mr.
Dinkles.
Oh, my gosh.
That's so bad.
I know.
No, I mean that's really bad.
I said I know.
But seriously, the level of badness in this situation is, like Really? For the first time in your life, you're pessimistic now? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
We got to make an announcement so every Troll in the village can start looking for him.
No.
Biggie put his trust in me.
This can't get back to him.
You hair swore, remember? We crossed follicles.
We just have to find Mr.
Dinkles before anyone realizes he's gone.
And to catch a worm, we have to think like a worm.
I'm a worm.
I'm an invertebrate, and I eat dirt.
Or We can look right over there in that tree! Oh, thank goodness.
Dinkles, you really gave me a scare, man.
Meep.
Didn't see you there.
Hmm.
And I said, "No, "but I sure would take another cupcake!" That wasn't a real joke.
You guys are just trying to get something you lost in my hair.
- No.
- We would never.
Happens all the time.
Get in here, you.
Huh? Hey! Danger, danger.
It's warm in here.
Meep.
There! Mighty fine candy corn picking.
Mighty fine.
Love the do! He's leaving! I'll boost you! Got ya! Whoa! Why so bumpy? Round wheels are a fad.
Always been an oval man myself.
Come on, come on.
Let the candy corn bobbing begin! All right! No! Ah Yes, yes, yes! Mm! I win! Branch, you took a serious risk not telling people Dinkles was lost.
Okay, yes, but I had to.
If I'd have been up front about him getting out of the bunker, I'd have lost Biggie's trust for sure.
So lying is okay now? Whoa, whoa, I never lied, and I'm never going to lie.
Branch, is that you? Why isn't Mr.
Dinkles inside? Lie! Lie! Uh, Dinkles is inside.
Has been all day, as promised.
Meep.
That's weird.
If Mr.
Dinkles has been inside all day, then what are you doing outside, Branch? You hair swore.
Do the words "sparkle, sparkle, "rainbow cake" mean nothing to you? I just came out to get Dinkles a bowl of lukewarm dirt.
Oh, Branch, that's so thoughtful! I knew I could trust you.
Uh-huh.
Actually, why don't you take it easy and I'll run down and get Dinkles so you can say hi? - Oh, no! - Is there something wrong? Uh, no.
Poppy and I are just going down the elevator now.
See you soon soon, soon, soon.
What did you do now? I didn't do anything, but Mr.
Dinkles may have initiated a full system lockdown.
We're locked out? Look, I can still get him.
How? The Evisceration Shaft? Well, it doesn't look so bad.
Okay, it looks bad.
The only way through is a series of precise movements, but my secret is I timed them to a song from my childhood.
Really? Which song? - Uh - Branch, which song? This is my big boy dance Little Branch wears the big boy pants He pulls them up, up, up He pulls them down, down, down Oopsie-daisy goes the baby As you tiptoe through the grass Whoops, my pookie, whoops, my darling You're all grows up Look, I spent ten years alone down here.
- Things got weird, okay? - I didn't say anything.
Self-destruct sequence initiated.
You have a self-destruct function in your house? Of course! If I go down, I'm taking them with me.
- Who is "them"? - 27, 26, 25, 24, 23 Okay, not enough time for the song.
I'm gonna have to hot-foot it.
Branch, wait.
Are you sure you want to do this? I have to do it.
I'm his babysitter.
13, 12, 11, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Huh? Poppy, Branch, I heard terrible sirens.
Is everything okay? Uh, yep.
False alarm.
There you are.
I knew I could trust Branch to look after you, 'cause he's one of the most honest, reliable Trolls I know.
Actually, the most honest, reliable Troll I know.
Look, Biggie, I know you trusted me, but I got to be honest.
I lost Mr.
Dinkles and spent the whole day looking for him and lied about it.
You lost Mr.
Dinkles? Branch, he can't see your shame.
Oh, right.
I mean yes.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's all right, Branch.
I lose him all the time.
You do? Oh, yeah.
He's a slippery one.
But now you know to look out for that when you watch him for the next couple of days while I'm still healing.
Biggie, it would be my honor.
But I know someone who would love to babysit Mr.
Dinkles.
You're right, Branch, and I know she would do a great job.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Smidge? Ha ha! Mr.
Dinkles! Ha! No regrets! Meep.

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