Ultimate Spider-Man (2011) s02e01 Episode Script

2x01 - The Lizard In case you just got here, I'm Spider-Man.
And I'm in a race against the clock.
So much to be responsible for, so little time.
Like weird energy readings coming from a lab Doctor Octopus abandoned before he went tentacles up.
But a good leader like me knows to bring good backup.
Spider, we got company here.
Engaging at the east entry.
Ava Ayala, White Tiger.
Cat-like speed and reflexes.
She's on this.
Power Man, Iron Fist, Tiger's down.
Any visual on an adversary? Yeah, I can't believe it, but he's alive! And movin' right for us.
Or is it we who move for him? Perspective defines reality.
Luke Cage, the super-strong Power Man.
And Danny Rand, Iron Fist, he of chi-powered fist and haiku shout outs.
They're on this.
Nova, light us up, now.
You don't have to yell in my earpiece, bug breath.
Sheesh.
Sam Alexander, Nova, Loud mouth with a mega-helmet.
He's a flyer, a fighter, and a great big flashlight.
Whoa.
Doc Ock alive? Reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated.
This would be really bad if I wasn't rocking the latest SHIELD technology.
Now, I'm on this.
You shouldn't have followed me.
I didn't.
But I'm glad I found you.
No web fluid? Ah, yikes.
This is SHIELD! We have you surrounded! No! Not now! Nice to see you're keeping up on your training.
Training? Maybe you didn't notice, Fury, but my web shooters jammed and Ock got away.
P.
S.
: Did you guys even know he was still alive? We heard rumors.
But at least he didn't leave with his prize.
Have to give credit where it's due, Spider-Man.
Your team has been on point lately.
The SHIELD helicarrier may not be back up and operational yet, - but you're doing us proud.
- I couldn't agree more, Agent Coulson.
Securing Ock's experimental DNA compounds? Incredible work.
Want to stay and lend me a hand testing these samples, Spider-Man? Do I? You bet, Doctor Connors.
Sorry.
- Ow, ow! Hey! - We gotta jet.
- Teenagers.
- Teenagers.
Assume position Alpha 3, hurry! We must hurry.
Proceed with haste.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
Time! - I'm home.
- Oh.
Hi, aunt May.
- Hey, Mrs.
Parker.
- Hey, guys.
What's up? - Any excitement today? - Who has time for excitement? corrections by f1nc0 Welcome to "Casa de Parker".
After the helicarrier went kablooey, my team moved in with me.
I always wondered what a bigger family would be like.
And now I know.
It's been fun, but it's also taken a lot of getting used to.
- Can I get on the computer, Ava? - I'll be off in just a sec.
I knew that was coming.
Everybody has their own way of adjusting.
I'm just going with the flow.
And lookin' for a place to work on my broke-down web shooters.
Sorry, Danny.
- Luke? Again? - Takes a routine to look this good.
These days, the basement is the only place I can be alone.
A small price to pay for family I guess.
C'mon, aunt May.
No pain, no gain.
- Who kicks butt? - I do.
And cue my exit music.
Oh? Want to stay and lend me a hand testing these samples, Spider-Man? A hi-tech lab plus a super-scientist mentor? That equals the best idea I ever almost forgot.
No web slinging would be a problem for an average Spider-Man.
But an ultimate Spidey just says, "hello SHIELD-issued Spidey-cycle.
" Goodbye gridlock, hello solitude.
Ah, see? There's your clogging problem.
- The intake-canister's cracked.
- Causing the web fluid to leak.
Hah, you're a life-saver, Doc.
Me? No, no, no, no.
That's your job.
I'm just your friendly neighborhood one-armed scientist.
From the day I first joined SHIELD, heh, Doc Connors was 100% cool peeps.
A fellow "science-geek" and if I'm being completely honest, a real mentor for me.
I still feel responsible for him loosing his arm.
There, good as new.
Better.
Tap twice.
Flash webs? Cool.
Simple upgrade.
Us brains have to stick together, right? Speaking of which, I want you to see what Octavius was after.
I think you'll find this particularly interesting considering your power set.
Whoa.
Is this animal DNA? Do you see what he was getting at? He wanted to open an evil petting zoo? I believe Otto was inspired by you to try and create a group of people powered by specific DNA sequences.
Ah, the old "build an animal army world domination" gag.
- I'm glad we put the kibosh on that.
- But place this technology in the hands of a scientist who isn't a madman and then what do you get? He's not thinking what I think he's thinking is he? I think these animal compounds could regenerate a damaged human body.
I know it sounds far-fetched, but, well, - look at how you turned out.
- I got lucky.
But look at Venom or Goblin if you want the usual results of Ock's genetic guesswork.
Of course.
You you're right.
- I shouldn't rush into anything.
- Hey, that doesn't mean we can't dig deep into his notes.
Have to be super careful.
Don't want to trip any of Ock's nutso security.
Just leave that to me.
Welcome, intruder, You want my tech? Have at it.
- Hey, what is that? - What's going on? - Wilcox, call for back-up! - That might be my fault.
The sample vials! Science later.
Saving now.
Look out! - Oh, no.
No! - Intruder alert.
Spider-Man! Oh, really? After all I've lived through, it ends on a steel slab and a laser? What the what? Whoa! Thanks.
- Remarkable.
- Doc? Uh, high five? - What'd you do? - I saved you with science! Doc, did you just? I appreciate the hand Help help.
I mean help.
But you shouldn't have taken the serum.
Perhaps.
- But I feel incredible.
- Uh, yeah? Well, my Spidey-sense just started ringing like a firehouse and I'm guessing you're the alarm.
Well, it can't be me, I'm fine.
Look.
Look out! He brought friends.
We can handle this, Spidey.
You and me, together.
While impromptu team-ups are a norm in this biz, I can honestly say I did not expect Spider-Man and Man-lizard.
Combating evil with the forces of nature on their side.
Spider-Man and Man-lizard.
We make a good team, huh? Team? Doc, are you feeling all right? You look a little green.
Doc Ock puts the "mad" in mad scientist.
- Who knows what his lizard juice is doing to you? - I'm great.
I do have a slight itch at the back of my brain, but maybe more? Hey, Doc! A little help here! With some fine tuning, Otto's work could cure me and thousands like me.
I need to ask him if he has more of this substance hidden somewhere.
Imagine what other advances the world might have if we could pull him back from the brink of his madness.
Other advances? I don't think you're in the win column yet.
I get that you and Ock were friends back in college, but the only mind that could even begin to make sense of Ock's weird work is Ock's.
Exactly! But not if we don't give him the - Chance.
- Doc? Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
- What happened to you? - If Otto is the only one who can perfect my change, then I must find him.
Whoa! His great power? Heh, now my responsibility.
Doc, wait up! You need a jurassic intervention.
Oh, don't lizards have ears? Whatever's happening to you needs to be looked at, fast.
Besides, finding Ock is a needle in a haystack.
It's impossible.
No.
I can smell him.
Like lizards do With my tongue.
He's in the sewers.
Ew.
That is gross on every level.
You need real help before you start spending all day eating flies and looking for hot rocks to lie on.
Spider-Man to SHIELD.
Need backup I can reach Otto.
SHIELD will just lock him up.
Take all this from me.
I can't lose it again.
Maybe too late for that, but it's not too late to tail you.
Heh, "tail.
" I slay myself.
Web-brain, where you at? Sam, I'm is that limbo music? May pulled it out.
It's killer.
No, killer is a lizard-y Doc Connors on his way to find Doc Ock.
Meet me in the sewers at these Sewers? Sounds like a dream come poo.
I mean true.
No, I mean poo.
Trace my coordinates.
Get here.
You got it, big guy.
And we'll bring the air freshener.
Ugh! What do you want me to say? "You're welcome"? You took an untested formula that wasn't even yours.
You deserve what you got.
Don't mock me, Otto.
Perfect this and it help millions.
You laugh at me? Your saver-er? Can you hear yourself, freak? You've taken the mind of a genius and turned it into a pea brain.
I'm just as smart as I ever were.
- Was ever was-er.
- I know how to fix you, but I do like what my serum has done with your skin, monster.
You want monster, Octopus? I'll show monster.
I need options.
Plan 1: Let 'em rip each other to shreds.
Plan 2: Call the team again.
Ah, no signal here in "Smellville.
" Plan 3: Out-matched and alone like in the action movies.
Three it is.
And here I am without my popcorn.
Spider-Man, protect me.
Spidey, can you hear me? Web-head, are you there? Web-head, do you copy? Hello? Doctor Connors, please, don't do this.
See, I knew there was still a good guy inside that lizard skin.
Stay out of my way! We have to stop meeting like this.
This is no time for your puerile attempts at humor.
Puerile? I don't know what that means, but when I find out Hey! You are not gonna hurt my friend! - You said you could fix him.
- There's no him to fix.
- It's 100% reptile now.
- He's not an it.
Your serum is making him irrational.
It could have happened to any of us.
Stop! Connors! No! I'm not giving up on you.
I know you're still in there.
And Ock knows how to get you out.
But you have to help me help you.
Say cheese for flash webs.
Sorry to use your own tech against you, Doc.
Neither one of us will escape here alive unless Please don't say it.
We team-up.
Spider-Man super-villain team-up.
My brain goes to some strange places sometimes.
This way, I have a plan.
You ever feel like the title Doctor might be slightly undeserved in your case? It worked, didn't it? Yeah, you'd make a solid dogcatcher.
What did you put in that serum, Ock? Whoa! Okay, Ock, plan "B"? Have you ever heard the term "sacrificial lamb"? Spider-se Hey, no one rang the recess bell.
Come back here.
Tell me the cure! Why don't you just go steal it from my lab where he stole my serum? Come on, you know me.
Me Spider-Man.
You Doc Connors.
Ooh, my bad on the snout kick, but I gotta run.
Hey, why don't you follow me? This way, come on.
- Come on, I dare you.
- Hunt? Yes.
Hunt? No.
Plan? Yes.
Hey.
I'm walkin' here.
Sheesh.
Super-heroes these days.
No respect for their elders.
This was you plan? No.
This was me plan.
You called, Spidey? Doc's a lizard? Heh, cold blooded.
Already did that one.
And better.
You all play nice, now.
He's still our friend underneath all that scaly scary.
Back in a few.
Please let this work.
Now, let's hope my science skills are up to the task my fists haven't been able to solve.
- Keep him distracted.
- Trying.
But he's getting stronger.
You have about two seconds, Spider.
Make it count.
- Doc Connors? Are you ok? - Yeah.
Where am I? What what am I doing? Aw, dude, you turned into a big, ugly You were trying to help me.
Things just got a little out of hand.
Ooh, sorry.
Wrong turn of phrase.
No.
No, it's Doctor Connors is lucky you found him, Spider-Man.
We have to help him, Coulson.
He's our responsibility.
He's part of our big crazy SHIELD family.
Uh-oh.
We gotta skedaddle.
Let me know how he is, okay? Don't worry.
You did your part.
We'll do ours.
Dinner.
At the end of a day like today, a lot of things can come into focus: Like solitude's not all it's cracked up to be.
And my team? I should get as much time with them as I can.
Stick together, like a family.
Oh, Peter, you're just in time.
Sam made dinner.
- Sam cooks? - He's quite talented.
A bird, some heat, no biggie.
Oh, don't worry, Danny.
Made some grilled tofu for you.
Just like a real family.
My totally amazing family.
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