What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s02e01 Episode Script

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What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail leads back to you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're gonna follow you ♪
You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
We see you Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
Don't look back ♪
You may find another clue ♪
The Scooby snacks will be
waiting here for you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail leads back to you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
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Na na na na na ♪
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Na na na na na
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What's new Scooby-Doo ♪♪
[instrumental music]
[thunder rumbling]
Huh?
Who--who's there?
You know me well enough,
Akira Onodera.
The new wharf you want
to build for your factory
is a threat to our
simple way of life.
Things in this
village have not
changed for hundreds of years.
You cannot hold back
progress, ancient one.
Since ancient times
this village has had
it's own form of protection.
That's nothing
but an old legend.
We shall see what
is legend and what is real
when your accursed factory
lies in rubble around you
crushed by the feet
of a giant monster!
Ha ha ha ha!
(Pomfrit)
'Here to unveil her invention'
this year's unanimous
age-appropriate
science superstar
my very own prize pupil,
Velma Dinkley.
[all cheering]
No way. Not again.
That's not fair.
Better luck
next time, Elliot.
Thank you,
Professor Pomfrit.
It's a thrill
to finally unveil, Dogbot.
'The world's first fully
functional robotic canine.'
A dog? You've got
to be kidding me.
I hate dogs.
I'm allergic.
But, like,
we already have a dog.
Yeah.
Unlike some dogs,
Dogbot is incapable of fear.
And not only does Dogbot
not require food or sleep..
he can provide it.
Maybe that tin-plated terrier
isn't all bad after all,
huh, Scoob?
(Pomfrit)
And as the grand prize winner
we're taking you and four
of your closest friends
to present Dogbot
to the famous robotics expert
Dr. Akira Onodera
in Tokyo, Japan.
Oh!
(Pomfrit)
'There's mount Fuji'
'and the Osakusa temple'
'and the old
Takamoto movie studio.'
[yawns]
Professor,
you know Japan like
I know the layout
of my refrigerator.
I should, Shaggy,
Dr. Onodera and I
studied together years ago
at the University of Tokyo.
Shaggy? Shaggy?
Jet lag. I'm afraid Shaggy
doesn't travel too well.
[snores]
Velma, you are indeed
a role model
for the next generation
of automation engineers.
Thank you, Dr. Onodera.
But, Dogbot is nothing compared
to your robotic marvels.
(male #1)
'Dishonor our village
by building that wharf'
'and these metal monstrosities'
'will lie crushed
under your feet.'
You chose to ignore
my warning, Onodera.
Now, suffer
the ancient curse!
I see no giant monsters,
ancient one.
True, for it is you yourself
who will become the monster.
'Each night,
when you fall asleep'
you will transform
into a giant creature
and destroy your own
hateful creations!
Dogbot, extra large
Teriyaki pizza, now!
What was all
that about, Akira?
[sighs]
Just some old mystic
from the village
trying to scare me
with a phony curse.
He thinks I'm dishonoring
his town by building a wharf.
Well, thanks to Velma, the only
thing he cursed was that pizza.
Mmm.
Shaggy ate the cursed pizza!
Cursed?
Don't worry, Shaggy-san.
He is only a crazy old man.
The probability
of your turning
into a monster
while you sleep isslim.
'You are all most welcome
at my guest house.'
'I hope you will
sleep well.'
Huh?
This?
This is one serious chain,
Scooby-Doo.
I'm staying right here, even if
I do change into a monster
which I won't,
'cause I'm not falling asleep.
[yawns]
'I don't care how jet lagged..'
[snoring]
Raggy?
Oh..
Night, night.
Zoinks!
Zoinks!
Zoinks!
[snoring]
Good morning, sleepy heads.
You were so tired
from jet lag last night
we had Dogbot rustle you up
some breakfast in bed.
Yeah!
[yawns]
Thanks, but I'm really
not that hungry.
(all)
Huh?
Like, did I just say that?
Let us hope, Shaggy-san
that your hunger was not
satisfied last night
by devouring the village.
- What?
- Devouring a village?
My humble apologies
for the intrusion.
I am Lieutenant Keiko Tanaka
of the Tokyo Police.
A 30-foot monster
attacked both the village
'and the factory last night.'
Lieutenant Tanaka, you can't
possibly think it was Shaggy.
It defies all logic.
Yeah, like, I was here
in bed all night
and I chained myself up
for good measure.
[all gasp]
Looks like this chain
has been bitten through
by razor sharp teeth.
Zoinks!
I am a monster!
Gang, I think we've got
another mystery on our hands.
Well, at least Shaggy's
monstrous appetite has returned.
Shaggy's no monster.
There's gotta be a logical
explanation for all of this.
What's the logical
explanation for that?
(Shaggy)
'Zoinks!'
Ha! That is the sound
of the monster.
The ancient one
put his curse on you!
You destroyed our village!
Uh-oh.
Shaggy-san, a tourist just
turned in an amateur video
of the monster and, well
in light of new evidence
I'm afraid I must
take you into custody.
Uh-oh.
Come on, everybody.
Hold tight.
Jinkies!
Like, thanks again, Dogbot.
'You are one handy
heavy metal pooch!'
Wow! This is what
I call rapid transit.
This is the bullet
train, Freddy.
And judging from my hair
I'd say we're going
210 miles an hour!
We've gotta find a way inside!
So, like, just to review
I'm turning into
a monster every night
and we're, like, on the run
from the authorities.
That's bad.
But, we did manage to find
the dining car.
That's good!
We'll keep you
out of sight until
we get to the bottom
of this mystery.
Don't look now,
but we're gonna need someone
'to keep us out of sight.'
(Velma)
'It's Lieutenant Tanaka!'
Gotcha!
Who-oa-oa!
Nice going, Dogbot.
You really are
man's best friend.
And girl's, too.
[growl]
Well, that detective lady
is like man's worst friend.
She's not gonna give up
until she nabs us.
Don't worry, Shaggy, now
that we're in Downtown, Tokyo
surrounded by millions of people
we'll just melt
into the scenery.
Four American tourists,
a Great Dane and a robot
sure, Fred,
we'll blend right in.
(Shaggy)
'Yeah, we stand out
like a sore sushi roll.'
'Like, could things
get any worse?'
You should never
ask that, Shaggy.
Things can always
get worse.
(Elliot)
'Hello, Velma Dinkley.'
(Velma)
'Elliot?
What are you doing in Japan?'
I made my folks take me here
as a consolation prize
for having my award
stolen from me by you!
Velma's no thief,
Elliot.
Maybe, maybe not.
But he's definitely
a monster.
Hey, police, over here!
[whistles]
We're too easy to spot.
Not for long.
Quick,
into that alley!
[whistles blow]
Are you blind?
That's them right there.
There they are.
Get them!
So, you thought
you could escape me?
What do you say now?
Like, sayonara!
[song in foreign language]
[song continues]
[song continues]
That Tanaka doesn't give up.
We've got to get
off the street
before she finds us again.
Hey, like, check out
that crazy hotel.
Let's check into
that crazy hotel.
We need a place to crash.
Okay, we're all signed in.
Mr. Smith, Ms. Von Smith,
Ms. Smythe
and me,
Mr. Sheckelman.
Uh, like,
no offense, Fred.
But, I think I'd better
sleep in there.
You know how restless
I get in my sleep.
Uh, you want to sleep in
the hotel vault, Mr. Sheckelman?
That is highly unorthodox.
I'm Sheckelman, he's Smith.
That wouldn't be too much
trouble, would it?
My friend just wants
to feel safe.
Whew!
If these rooms were any smaller
they'd be drawers.
It's a Tokyo
tube hotel, Freddy
where the economical
meets the cramped.
Sorry, Scooby, it's too crowded
in here for the both of us.
You can stand guard
out there.
[whimpering]
Don't worry, Scoob.
What could possibly happen
in a safe, modern city
like Tokyo?
[crash]
Jinkies! Look!
[loud footsteps]
Jeepers!
Uh, guys?
Don't look now.
But it looks like Shaggy
really is the monster!
No!
Wow!
That was too close.
Quick, he's making
a run for it.
We've gotta follow him.
Shaggy sure walks a lot faster
with 20-foot legs.
But hopefully not
for much longer.
The sun's coming up.
He should resume
his human form.
[snoring]
Just five more minutes.
(Velma)
'Shaggy, wake up.
Breakfast!'
Ha ha ha! So I guess you were
kidding about breakfast, huh?
Hey, I'm surprised
you're still hungry.
We watched you devour
half of Tokyo last night.
Here, Shaggy. Good thing
I took the liberty
of packing emergency outfits.
I guess this is it.
Time to turn me in.
- Oh, no.
- Not a chance.
Like, face it.
We're far from home.
I'm turning into
a monster every night
and we don't have
a friend to turn to.
That's not quite true.
There is one person
who can help us.
[cell phone rings]
Hmm? Velma, thank goodness.
Yes, of course I'll help.
But you've got to be
very careful.
I'll meet you
this afternoon.
Kaminari gate
at Osakusa temple.
It's secluded
and easy to find.
Lieutenant Tanaka
will never think
of looking for you there.
(Fred)
I got to hand it to you, Daph
only you could create
these great disguises
with just a stapler
and black mascara.
Ah, there it is!
'Osakusa temple.'
Hey, there's Professor Pomfrit.
Let's go make contact.
But gang, play it real cool.
Excuse me, Professor Pomfrit?
- Yes?
- It's us!
Fred, Daphne, Velma,
Shaggy, and Scooby.
We're in disguise.
You call that a disguise?
All I had was mascara
and a stapler.
It's a trap!
Get out of here, kids!
Dogbot,
super jumbo popcorn, stat!
Take cover!
This is popcorn!
After them! Hurry!
Ruh-oh!
Dogbot, can you
turn into something
that'll get us out of here?
Yikes!
Ugh.
Like, so sleepy.
'Mustn't sleep.'
'Turn into monster.'
[snoring]
'Huh?'
'Hey, check out
this tiny little car.'
Zoinks! Oh, no!
Like, I'm a big giant monster!
I'm all alone!
I'm all alone!
What a bummer,
right, Scoob?
Yeah. Bummer.
[crying]
Oh, no! Scooby-Doo!
The ancient one's
curse got you, too!
(Velma)
'Not quite.'
Huh?
You're all giants!
Oh, man, how are we all gonna
fit into the mystery machine?
Don't worry, Shag.
We're not big.
Tokyo's just little.
See, we're standing
in the middle
of a detailed model of Tokyo.
We followed Dogbot to this
abandoned movie studio.
They used to make movies
about giant monsters here.
This proves you're not
the monster at all.
But, if not me,
who or what's been
running around
in size 900 sneakers?
Something tells me
we'll have our answer
when we find out who ordered
Dogbot to bring you here.
And the best place to get
to the bottom of that mystery
is right back
where we started
at the robotics factory.
Now, all we have to do
is search this place for--
Look! There's Elliot
kissing up to Dr. Onodera.
'Why, that chicken.'
Maybe Elliot knows the truth
about the monster.
We better ask him.
Or better yet, me!
Uh-uh, him!
Zoinks!
thud
[electricity crackling]
(Velma)
'Now, let's see
who's really behind'
the attack of
the 30-foot Shaggy.
(all)
'Professor Pomfrit!'
I hated to admit it.
But I knew it must be
the professor.
The monster didn't show up
until we did.
He saw the conflict between
the ancient one and Onodera
and used the giant monster
legend to frame Shaggy.
When Shaggy ate
the cursed pizza
Pomfrit rigged Dogbot to
respond to his remote commands
and get the sleeping Shaggy
away from the action
'so we thought
he was the monster.'
But, like, why?
Because everything he has
should be mine.
Why's he rich when I'm just an
underpaid high school teacher?
Somebody's favorite
high school teacher.
[sighs]
You're a brilliant girl, Velma.
You were my prize student and
I used your ingenious invention
for my own selfish ends.
I'm very sorry.
He would've gotten away
with it, too
if it weren't for
those meddling kids.
But, what of
the ancient one?
Surely he had a hand
in all of this.
There's no such thing
as the ancient one.
You mean he wasa spirit?
Oh, whatever he was, I'm sure
he'll be pleased to know
that I've decided to build
a new wharf somewhere else.
After all this, I don't want to
see anything destroyed.
Here, Elliot, a dog
you won't be allergic to.
What?
You're giving him to me?
My own dog! Wow!
I..
Thanks, Velma.
That was really sweet
of you, Velma.
But, aren't you
going to miss Dogbot?
No. I may have given Dogbot
a supersize brain.
But that just can't compete with
Scooby-Doo's supersized heart.
(all)
Aww!
Scooby-Dooby-doo!
[theme music]
[music continues]