Andi Mack (2017) s02e02 Episode Script
Chinese New Year
1 ANDI: Previously, on Andi Mack Andi, I like being around you more than anyone else.
So I was wondering, maybe you could think about being around me? So he asked me the simplest question: "What's your next class?" Which is English But guess what I said? Dimples.
You're not ready for this kind of relationship with Jonah.
Jonah Beck likes me.
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
I want a real race to prove once and for all who's the fastest.
You get a real sparkle in your eye when you're overconfident.
- Is this my dad? - No.
Then who is it? See? Nobody.
Bex will you marry me? Mom, say yes.
Um So, are they engaged? Basically.
She just needs a minute to get her mind around it.
I'm not getting married to Bowie.
What? No.
You're going to marry Bowie, you just said you needed more time.
I did need more time.
Well, it hasn't even been a day.
Take your time, reflect! Andi the answer was always gonna be no.
It's not that I wasn't ready to tell Bowie I wasn't ready to tell you.
What? I know how much you want me and Bowie to get married.
Because you guys love each other.
We do.
But that doesn't mean we're meant to life-and-death it.
So Bowie knows? Of course he knows.
I mean I haven't told him, but So then, how do you explain the pizza with the rose? Andi you still have your mother and father.
You have your family.
But I'm not gonna marry Bowie.
He'll be crushed.
He'll be fine.
I'll talk to him tomorrow.
The sooner the better.
(SIGHS) But not tomorrow.
Definitely not tomorrow.
It's Chinese New Year.
Yeah.
I'm standin' on the edge And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away Life is upside down But any way it goes I'll work it out Oh oh oh oh oh Here we go - One, two, three - I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way I'm ready for tomorrow - Tomorrow starts today - Hey There ain't a map to follow - But I'm with you all the way - Hey All the way What are you gonna do? Well, track season's over so, time for hoops.
Basketball, huh? I love basketball.
Then you should try out for pep squad.
They cheer at the games.
Or I could sign up for basketball.
But Jefferson doesn't have a girls' basketball team.
Then I guess I have no choice.
You are witnessing history.
The first girl on the Jefferson Middle School basketball team.
Swish! ANDI: So, you and Marty, huh? Me and Marty nothing.
Should we call you guys "Barty"? Or do you prefer "Muffy"? Stop.
(LAUGHS) Wow.
Gorgeous.
Yeah.
Because when you're surrounded by your relatives paying homage to your dead ancestors, you wanna look cute.
For Chinese New Year, Emily Chang's family just goes to the Golden Pagoda restaurant.
I know.
She's lucky.
Every year CeCe tries so hard to impress my Aunt Mei that it turns into a festival of stress.
A stress-tival.
I remember.
Don't worry.
You never have to come again.
Andi? Someone here to see you.
Wow.
(LAUGHS) Hey Hello, hello, hello Let's get going I don't wanna waste a single moment Ooh oo-ooh Hello, hello, hello - Wow.
- Ooh You left your phone in the cafeteria.
Really? I thought it was in my jacket.
I texted you, but, well, you know.
(LAUGHS) Thanks.
Where you going? My grandmother's house.
It's Chinese New Year.
Doshe! What do you do for Chinese New Year? Well, there's a big feast, and we get red envelopes with money in them.
It's the Year of the Dog.
Sounds awesome.
You should come.
Really? Well, y y you don't have to.
I'd love to.
Bex? Did you hear that? He'd love to! Yes, I'm following along.
You too, Buffy.
Please come.
Please? You just said I didn't have to.
Uh, neither do you.
It's a lot of rituals, and you gotta dress up, - and you don't wanna - I'll go home and change.
And I gotta get to the gym.
Bye.
- Watch out for Ronald.
- Who? You'll see.
What did I just do? Invited a boy you like into the belly of the beast.
This is going to be a disaster.
It'll be fine.
You just have to talk to CeCe before he gets there.
Because she doesn't like surprises.
Or boys.
And definitely not surprise boys.
Okay, say something that makes me feel better.
There will be turnip cakes.
I do like turnip cakes.
Right.
Is the baby bok choy ready? - Baby bok good to go.
- Woo-woo.
This is how my mother's kitchen always used to smell on Chinese New Year.
Because I'm using Grandma Chin's recipes.
I never thought I would say this, but, I'm glad you're in Bex's life.
- And ours.
- Hm? Mm And I want you to know that you are always welcome in our home.
You should consider it your home.
Because as Andi's father, you're family.
And should you wanna add another title to that - (BOWIE/ HAM CHUCKLING) - Celia In fact Bex and I might have some happy news to share soon.
Are these for the dead or the living? Ooh, that looks delicious No! Those should go to the ancestors.
What do you think he meant by happy news? Do you think they're getting engaged? We'll just have to wait and see.
But if they are, wouldn't it be wonderful to shove it in my judge-y sister's face! Well, sure, but we're just gonna wait and see.
Right? I don't get to have any fun at all today? Let go, let go, let go You gonna be Not sure, not sure I know Let go Wow.
You really went to town, Mom.
Well, it's your first year back in a long time, so I wanted to make it special for you.
Mm.
Let's just both pretend that's true.
(WHISPERS) Hey.
It's so beautiful, CeCe.
It feels wrong that only our family gets to experience this Chen-sation, heh.
(QUIETLY) Get to it.
Hello, girls.
You both look lovely.
(CHUCKLES) Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, Dad.
- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.
Mmm.
Oh.
Aunt Mei's cuckoo clock.
We're still pretending it lives in the house? I know, I know, just once a year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Um, thanks for the pizza.
And the rose.
You were saying something to CeCe? Yeah, I better get back to it.
Sticky rice waits for no man.
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - Ugh.
That must be Mei now.
- Or, it might be - I'll get that! For the last time, I don't want any magazines.
No, CeCe, this is my friend Jonah.
Hi, Mrs.
Mack.
Nice to meet you.
I know all of Andi's friends.
You're not one of them.
He's a new friend.
ANDI: I invited him.
You're wearing white, the color of death.
But please, come in.
Fix him before Aunt Mei gets here.
It wasn't a total disaster.
Year of the Dog! (QUIETLY) Woof.
Come on.
Thanks Mr.
Mack, I didn't know.
Lucky we wear the same size, huh? - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Oh.
I'll get it.
Gung Hay Fat Choy! Bex, it's been so long.
Ham, Gung Hay Fat Choy.
Uh Mm.
I just wanted to give you a hand.
Oh Ronald is in the house.
Hey, Ronald.
Gung Hay Fat Choy.
Mei, this wasn't necessary.
Well, I knew you wouldn't want a repeat of the Year of the Rooster tilapia disaster.
(LAUGHS) Remember that? Oooh.
Oh, how are you holding up, sweetie? I'm fine, Auntie Mei.
I think it's Great Auntie Mei now.
(LAUGHS) But we'll stick with Auntie Mei for old time's sake.
Right, Granny? I'm so sorry my daughter and son-in-law couldn't be here, but they're in Tuscany, in this gorgeous castle.
Aw, too bad they didn't invite you.
But they did.
I wanted to be here with you.
- (CUCKOO CLOCK SOUNDS) - Oh, good! I'm glad to see you're keeping that clock serviced.
(LAUGHING) It was very expensive, hand-carved by craftsmen from the very finest Black Forest wood, you know.
Mm-hm.
How could I forget? (LAUGHS) (QUIETLY) You won't let me.
(HISSING NOISE) Sorry, Grandpa.
Go ahead.
Take a shot.
I don't like those shorts.
I meant a basketball shot.
I don't like those basketball shorts.
Just throw me the ball.
Can I join? Okay, Slick, it's on.
It has the same crazy eyes as our mailman.
What was that? I was merely pulling this silver dollar out of your ear canal.
That I've magically turned into this delicious shark gummi! This is Ronald.
Oh the famous Ronald.
You're familiar with my work? Ronald's a magician in training, heh.
What other tricks can you do? Make an entire afternoon disappear.
Ahh, Bowie.
That ginger scallion lobster smells heavenly.
He's making all of Mom's traditional dishes.
Shouldn't your caterer be wearing a hair net? Bowie's not the caterer.
He's Andi's father.
Andi's father? I thought he was out of the picture.
Oh, he's in the picture.
And in the picture, he's a fabulous cook.
And, an avid botanist.
His work.
What's up? Ooh I am on the verge of winning Chinese New Year, but I need a topper.
What's going on with you and Bowie? What? Nothing.
That's not gonna push me over the finish line.
Give me something.
(WHISPERS) Bowie said there might be some big news.
Are you two getting engaged? I'm not talking about this with you! Okay! Okay! The food looks really good.
This isn't even half of it.
It's gonna be a full-on feast.
When does it start? I'm starving.
Pretty soon.
We just have to pray to the shrine of my ancestors.
Which I have to do now.
(WHISPERS) How's it work? You light the incense stick, and hold it in your hands.
Then you bow three times standing, three times kneeling and then three times standing while looking at the ancestors' photos.
That's beautiful.
(WHISPERING) Wait, they're all gonna do it? (WHISPERING) Yeah.
(GIGGLES) Those dumplings are not for you.
They're an offering to our ancestors.
Sorry.
It's not his fault.
I didn't tell him.
And he's really hungry.
Who is he again? I told you, they're friends.
I just assumed he was Andi's boyfriend.
He's not Andi's boyfriend, they play frisbee together.
Um (LAUGHS) CELIA: Andi doesn't have a boyfriend.
Andi is not allowed to have a boyfriend.
Well, that may be your rule, but we all know how good you are at enforcing it.
I am this close to saying something you'll regret.
Whoa, whoa, Mei, Celia, no one wants another Year of the Horse.
Why don't we finish honoring your esteemed ancestors, and then perhaps a little good fortune and prosperity? Please.
ANDI: Yeah.
(WHISPERING) I'm sorry.
Gung Hay Fat Choy.
What's inside? Ten bucks.
It's what we get every year.
Gung Hay Fat Choy.
- Gung Hay Fat Choy.
- Oh, you don't have to give me one.
You're still unmarried, so Oh, well, when you're so gracious about it, thank you.
I'm not judging you, Bex, I just want you to know.
I mean, just because my daughter Ling is celebrating her 15th wedding anniversary in Tuscany, it's not a competition.
CELIA: My turn! - Gung Hay Fat Choy.
- Thank you.
Thanks, CeCe.
Thanks, Mom.
And Gung Hay Fat Choy.
Thank you, Mrs.
Mack.
Okay, everybody, open 'em.
Well Wha? I don't know what to say.
As you know, I'm not big on public speaking, but I have something important to say.
To Bowie.
I've come to see what a hard-working, honorable man you are.
- And I wanna make sure you know - Celia.
That if there are any happy announcements you'd like to share tonight, you'd have my blessing.
Guys (MOUTHING) Excuse me.
Bowie! What's going on? Can anyone explain? I can.
They're not getting married.
I was gonna talk to you tomorrow.
What were you gonna say? This isn't about you and me, Bowie.
- It's not? - It's about Andi.
More than anything, she wants us to get married.
You know we'd both jump off a cliff to make her happy.
And, we almost did.
What if I wanna jump off that cliff? For you.
Bowie, I'll always love you.
We have an amazing bond.
But that bond is Andi.
We're still a family.
Nothing has to change, you know that, right? Yeah.
Right.
No change necessary.
Uh, don't worry.
Everything's fine.
Just gonna take off.
Happy New Year, everyone.
Bowie! Are you okay? Of course I'm not okay.
I will be.
Go back, enjoy your family.
And, uh, just tell me Jonah? Is he the guy you like? (CHUCKLES) Bye.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Stop, drop and roll.
'Cause I'm on fire.
You're not even on the squad and you're already the MVP? That's right.
Are you familiar with the concept, "team player"? I'm familiar with the ball and the net, and that's what matters.
You're too much.
I really hope you and your ego make the team.
Later, brah.
Oh, good.
Are we done basketballing? Please say yes.
You can go.
I wanna work on my free throws.
Hey, wait, wait You seem nervous.
Are you nervous? I'm not gonna make the team if I'm as good as the boys.
I have to be better.
So, yeah, I'm nervous.
But, you can't repeat that.
Repeat what? You see what I did there? Can I tell you a secret? What? (QUIETLY) You're gonna make the team.
Thanks, Cyrus.
Later, girl-brah.
That didn't sound right.
Thanks again for inviting me.
I'm sorry about the dumpling.
And Ronald.
And the shirt.
And the fish eyes.
I'm glad I came.
It was an experience I could only have with you.
I had a really nice time.
Oh, it was good to have you.
Xie xie.
Where'd you learn to say thank you? (HAM/ANDI CHUCKLING) Well, it was in Mandarin, not Cantonese but, you're welcome.
(QUIETLY) Thank you.
So, was that too weird? Oh this is nothing.
- You should see Easter at my house.
- (BOTH LAUGH) Sweetie, I thought maybe we should have Chinese New Year at my house next year.
- Why? - I think managing all the traditions might be too much for you.
You have to agree this was not the most auspicious start to a new year.
(CHUCKLES) You are right, Mei.
I mean And one tradition that definitely ends today, is Hanging this ridiculous thing up once a year when you come! (GASPS) Ronald! We're going! And get that ridiculous infinity handkerchief outta your mouth! - Same time next year! - Year of the Pig! (BOTH OINKING) - Ooh.
- Oh.
(BOTH LAUGHING) How are you possibly still hungry? I didn't eat much.
There was a lot going on.
I feel so bad about Bowie.
You should.
Just admit it, you were wrong about him.
Hey.
I'm perfectly capable of beating myself up without your help, thank you.
Ooh, secret stash.
Wait, Andi, don't! Wait What is this? This is that picture that you ripped up and threw away because you said he was nobody! So you took it out of the trash, taped it back together, and hid it again inside a Toaster Tart box? - He's just - Don't say he's nobody! Is he the real reason why you can't marry Bowie? ANDI: Next, on Andi Mack I have feelings.
I'm sure you do.
I've just never seen them.
You just have to get to know me better.
I have to? You really think you're gonna make the boys' basketball team? BUFFY: That was a foul! This is a drill.
There aren't any fouls in a drill.
Can I watch it from here? I feel safer, like you're protecting me.
ANDI: Jonah says she wants to be friends.
Jonah just wants everything to be "docious magocious.
"
So I was wondering, maybe you could think about being around me? So he asked me the simplest question: "What's your next class?" Which is English But guess what I said? Dimples.
You're not ready for this kind of relationship with Jonah.
Jonah Beck likes me.
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
I want a real race to prove once and for all who's the fastest.
You get a real sparkle in your eye when you're overconfident.
- Is this my dad? - No.
Then who is it? See? Nobody.
Bex will you marry me? Mom, say yes.
Um So, are they engaged? Basically.
She just needs a minute to get her mind around it.
I'm not getting married to Bowie.
What? No.
You're going to marry Bowie, you just said you needed more time.
I did need more time.
Well, it hasn't even been a day.
Take your time, reflect! Andi the answer was always gonna be no.
It's not that I wasn't ready to tell Bowie I wasn't ready to tell you.
What? I know how much you want me and Bowie to get married.
Because you guys love each other.
We do.
But that doesn't mean we're meant to life-and-death it.
So Bowie knows? Of course he knows.
I mean I haven't told him, but So then, how do you explain the pizza with the rose? Andi you still have your mother and father.
You have your family.
But I'm not gonna marry Bowie.
He'll be crushed.
He'll be fine.
I'll talk to him tomorrow.
The sooner the better.
(SIGHS) But not tomorrow.
Definitely not tomorrow.
It's Chinese New Year.
Yeah.
I'm standin' on the edge And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away Life is upside down But any way it goes I'll work it out Oh oh oh oh oh Here we go - One, two, three - I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way I'm ready for tomorrow - Tomorrow starts today - Hey There ain't a map to follow - But I'm with you all the way - Hey All the way What are you gonna do? Well, track season's over so, time for hoops.
Basketball, huh? I love basketball.
Then you should try out for pep squad.
They cheer at the games.
Or I could sign up for basketball.
But Jefferson doesn't have a girls' basketball team.
Then I guess I have no choice.
You are witnessing history.
The first girl on the Jefferson Middle School basketball team.
Swish! ANDI: So, you and Marty, huh? Me and Marty nothing.
Should we call you guys "Barty"? Or do you prefer "Muffy"? Stop.
(LAUGHS) Wow.
Gorgeous.
Yeah.
Because when you're surrounded by your relatives paying homage to your dead ancestors, you wanna look cute.
For Chinese New Year, Emily Chang's family just goes to the Golden Pagoda restaurant.
I know.
She's lucky.
Every year CeCe tries so hard to impress my Aunt Mei that it turns into a festival of stress.
A stress-tival.
I remember.
Don't worry.
You never have to come again.
Andi? Someone here to see you.
Wow.
(LAUGHS) Hey Hello, hello, hello Let's get going I don't wanna waste a single moment Ooh oo-ooh Hello, hello, hello - Wow.
- Ooh You left your phone in the cafeteria.
Really? I thought it was in my jacket.
I texted you, but, well, you know.
(LAUGHS) Thanks.
Where you going? My grandmother's house.
It's Chinese New Year.
Doshe! What do you do for Chinese New Year? Well, there's a big feast, and we get red envelopes with money in them.
It's the Year of the Dog.
Sounds awesome.
You should come.
Really? Well, y y you don't have to.
I'd love to.
Bex? Did you hear that? He'd love to! Yes, I'm following along.
You too, Buffy.
Please come.
Please? You just said I didn't have to.
Uh, neither do you.
It's a lot of rituals, and you gotta dress up, - and you don't wanna - I'll go home and change.
And I gotta get to the gym.
Bye.
- Watch out for Ronald.
- Who? You'll see.
What did I just do? Invited a boy you like into the belly of the beast.
This is going to be a disaster.
It'll be fine.
You just have to talk to CeCe before he gets there.
Because she doesn't like surprises.
Or boys.
And definitely not surprise boys.
Okay, say something that makes me feel better.
There will be turnip cakes.
I do like turnip cakes.
Right.
Is the baby bok choy ready? - Baby bok good to go.
- Woo-woo.
This is how my mother's kitchen always used to smell on Chinese New Year.
Because I'm using Grandma Chin's recipes.
I never thought I would say this, but, I'm glad you're in Bex's life.
- And ours.
- Hm? Mm And I want you to know that you are always welcome in our home.
You should consider it your home.
Because as Andi's father, you're family.
And should you wanna add another title to that - (BOWIE/ HAM CHUCKLING) - Celia In fact Bex and I might have some happy news to share soon.
Are these for the dead or the living? Ooh, that looks delicious No! Those should go to the ancestors.
What do you think he meant by happy news? Do you think they're getting engaged? We'll just have to wait and see.
But if they are, wouldn't it be wonderful to shove it in my judge-y sister's face! Well, sure, but we're just gonna wait and see.
Right? I don't get to have any fun at all today? Let go, let go, let go You gonna be Not sure, not sure I know Let go Wow.
You really went to town, Mom.
Well, it's your first year back in a long time, so I wanted to make it special for you.
Mm.
Let's just both pretend that's true.
(WHISPERS) Hey.
It's so beautiful, CeCe.
It feels wrong that only our family gets to experience this Chen-sation, heh.
(QUIETLY) Get to it.
Hello, girls.
You both look lovely.
(CHUCKLES) Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, Dad.
- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.
Mmm.
Oh.
Aunt Mei's cuckoo clock.
We're still pretending it lives in the house? I know, I know, just once a year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Um, thanks for the pizza.
And the rose.
You were saying something to CeCe? Yeah, I better get back to it.
Sticky rice waits for no man.
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - Ugh.
That must be Mei now.
- Or, it might be - I'll get that! For the last time, I don't want any magazines.
No, CeCe, this is my friend Jonah.
Hi, Mrs.
Mack.
Nice to meet you.
I know all of Andi's friends.
You're not one of them.
He's a new friend.
ANDI: I invited him.
You're wearing white, the color of death.
But please, come in.
Fix him before Aunt Mei gets here.
It wasn't a total disaster.
Year of the Dog! (QUIETLY) Woof.
Come on.
Thanks Mr.
Mack, I didn't know.
Lucky we wear the same size, huh? - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Oh.
I'll get it.
Gung Hay Fat Choy! Bex, it's been so long.
Ham, Gung Hay Fat Choy.
Uh Mm.
I just wanted to give you a hand.
Oh Ronald is in the house.
Hey, Ronald.
Gung Hay Fat Choy.
Mei, this wasn't necessary.
Well, I knew you wouldn't want a repeat of the Year of the Rooster tilapia disaster.
(LAUGHS) Remember that? Oooh.
Oh, how are you holding up, sweetie? I'm fine, Auntie Mei.
I think it's Great Auntie Mei now.
(LAUGHS) But we'll stick with Auntie Mei for old time's sake.
Right, Granny? I'm so sorry my daughter and son-in-law couldn't be here, but they're in Tuscany, in this gorgeous castle.
Aw, too bad they didn't invite you.
But they did.
I wanted to be here with you.
- (CUCKOO CLOCK SOUNDS) - Oh, good! I'm glad to see you're keeping that clock serviced.
(LAUGHING) It was very expensive, hand-carved by craftsmen from the very finest Black Forest wood, you know.
Mm-hm.
How could I forget? (LAUGHS) (QUIETLY) You won't let me.
(HISSING NOISE) Sorry, Grandpa.
Go ahead.
Take a shot.
I don't like those shorts.
I meant a basketball shot.
I don't like those basketball shorts.
Just throw me the ball.
Can I join? Okay, Slick, it's on.
It has the same crazy eyes as our mailman.
What was that? I was merely pulling this silver dollar out of your ear canal.
That I've magically turned into this delicious shark gummi! This is Ronald.
Oh the famous Ronald.
You're familiar with my work? Ronald's a magician in training, heh.
What other tricks can you do? Make an entire afternoon disappear.
Ahh, Bowie.
That ginger scallion lobster smells heavenly.
He's making all of Mom's traditional dishes.
Shouldn't your caterer be wearing a hair net? Bowie's not the caterer.
He's Andi's father.
Andi's father? I thought he was out of the picture.
Oh, he's in the picture.
And in the picture, he's a fabulous cook.
And, an avid botanist.
His work.
What's up? Ooh I am on the verge of winning Chinese New Year, but I need a topper.
What's going on with you and Bowie? What? Nothing.
That's not gonna push me over the finish line.
Give me something.
(WHISPERS) Bowie said there might be some big news.
Are you two getting engaged? I'm not talking about this with you! Okay! Okay! The food looks really good.
This isn't even half of it.
It's gonna be a full-on feast.
When does it start? I'm starving.
Pretty soon.
We just have to pray to the shrine of my ancestors.
Which I have to do now.
(WHISPERS) How's it work? You light the incense stick, and hold it in your hands.
Then you bow three times standing, three times kneeling and then three times standing while looking at the ancestors' photos.
That's beautiful.
(WHISPERING) Wait, they're all gonna do it? (WHISPERING) Yeah.
(GIGGLES) Those dumplings are not for you.
They're an offering to our ancestors.
Sorry.
It's not his fault.
I didn't tell him.
And he's really hungry.
Who is he again? I told you, they're friends.
I just assumed he was Andi's boyfriend.
He's not Andi's boyfriend, they play frisbee together.
Um (LAUGHS) CELIA: Andi doesn't have a boyfriend.
Andi is not allowed to have a boyfriend.
Well, that may be your rule, but we all know how good you are at enforcing it.
I am this close to saying something you'll regret.
Whoa, whoa, Mei, Celia, no one wants another Year of the Horse.
Why don't we finish honoring your esteemed ancestors, and then perhaps a little good fortune and prosperity? Please.
ANDI: Yeah.
(WHISPERING) I'm sorry.
Gung Hay Fat Choy.
What's inside? Ten bucks.
It's what we get every year.
Gung Hay Fat Choy.
- Gung Hay Fat Choy.
- Oh, you don't have to give me one.
You're still unmarried, so Oh, well, when you're so gracious about it, thank you.
I'm not judging you, Bex, I just want you to know.
I mean, just because my daughter Ling is celebrating her 15th wedding anniversary in Tuscany, it's not a competition.
CELIA: My turn! - Gung Hay Fat Choy.
- Thank you.
Thanks, CeCe.
Thanks, Mom.
And Gung Hay Fat Choy.
Thank you, Mrs.
Mack.
Okay, everybody, open 'em.
Well Wha? I don't know what to say.
As you know, I'm not big on public speaking, but I have something important to say.
To Bowie.
I've come to see what a hard-working, honorable man you are.
- And I wanna make sure you know - Celia.
That if there are any happy announcements you'd like to share tonight, you'd have my blessing.
Guys (MOUTHING) Excuse me.
Bowie! What's going on? Can anyone explain? I can.
They're not getting married.
I was gonna talk to you tomorrow.
What were you gonna say? This isn't about you and me, Bowie.
- It's not? - It's about Andi.
More than anything, she wants us to get married.
You know we'd both jump off a cliff to make her happy.
And, we almost did.
What if I wanna jump off that cliff? For you.
Bowie, I'll always love you.
We have an amazing bond.
But that bond is Andi.
We're still a family.
Nothing has to change, you know that, right? Yeah.
Right.
No change necessary.
Uh, don't worry.
Everything's fine.
Just gonna take off.
Happy New Year, everyone.
Bowie! Are you okay? Of course I'm not okay.
I will be.
Go back, enjoy your family.
And, uh, just tell me Jonah? Is he the guy you like? (CHUCKLES) Bye.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Stop, drop and roll.
'Cause I'm on fire.
You're not even on the squad and you're already the MVP? That's right.
Are you familiar with the concept, "team player"? I'm familiar with the ball and the net, and that's what matters.
You're too much.
I really hope you and your ego make the team.
Later, brah.
Oh, good.
Are we done basketballing? Please say yes.
You can go.
I wanna work on my free throws.
Hey, wait, wait You seem nervous.
Are you nervous? I'm not gonna make the team if I'm as good as the boys.
I have to be better.
So, yeah, I'm nervous.
But, you can't repeat that.
Repeat what? You see what I did there? Can I tell you a secret? What? (QUIETLY) You're gonna make the team.
Thanks, Cyrus.
Later, girl-brah.
That didn't sound right.
Thanks again for inviting me.
I'm sorry about the dumpling.
And Ronald.
And the shirt.
And the fish eyes.
I'm glad I came.
It was an experience I could only have with you.
I had a really nice time.
Oh, it was good to have you.
Xie xie.
Where'd you learn to say thank you? (HAM/ANDI CHUCKLING) Well, it was in Mandarin, not Cantonese but, you're welcome.
(QUIETLY) Thank you.
So, was that too weird? Oh this is nothing.
- You should see Easter at my house.
- (BOTH LAUGH) Sweetie, I thought maybe we should have Chinese New Year at my house next year.
- Why? - I think managing all the traditions might be too much for you.
You have to agree this was not the most auspicious start to a new year.
(CHUCKLES) You are right, Mei.
I mean And one tradition that definitely ends today, is Hanging this ridiculous thing up once a year when you come! (GASPS) Ronald! We're going! And get that ridiculous infinity handkerchief outta your mouth! - Same time next year! - Year of the Pig! (BOTH OINKING) - Ooh.
- Oh.
(BOTH LAUGHING) How are you possibly still hungry? I didn't eat much.
There was a lot going on.
I feel so bad about Bowie.
You should.
Just admit it, you were wrong about him.
Hey.
I'm perfectly capable of beating myself up without your help, thank you.
Ooh, secret stash.
Wait, Andi, don't! Wait What is this? This is that picture that you ripped up and threw away because you said he was nobody! So you took it out of the trash, taped it back together, and hid it again inside a Toaster Tart box? - He's just - Don't say he's nobody! Is he the real reason why you can't marry Bowie? ANDI: Next, on Andi Mack I have feelings.
I'm sure you do.
I've just never seen them.
You just have to get to know me better.
I have to? You really think you're gonna make the boys' basketball team? BUFFY: That was a foul! This is a drill.
There aren't any fouls in a drill.
Can I watch it from here? I feel safer, like you're protecting me.
ANDI: Jonah says she wants to be friends.
Jonah just wants everything to be "docious magocious.
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