College Romance (2018) s02e02 Episode Script

1
Wait a second.
I
Thanks for picking me up.
I know you realised your mistake.
Oh sorry, mistakes.
"And you're going to hear
romantic songs all day because"
"today is that day which
every lover keenly awaits."
"And if you can feel
the love in the air like us
then here's wishing Happy
Valentine's day from Radio Ishq."
"Run your fingers
through lover's tresses."
- "Caress her cheeks"
- You pervert!
I am sure even you want to
run your fingers through my hair.
Everyone's girlfriend does it, you know.
Sometimes a peck on the cheek publicly,
sends a cake, cuddle up.
I guess I'll post a
selfie today on the group.
Sorry, menstruating, Karan.
Asshole.
Are you planning to settle
down on the road? Start moving!
Fucking hate these stupid drivers, man!
Bloody over-smart assholes!
Who abused me? Who abused me?
Come out, asshole.
God this is such a boring day, Karan.
Handle this shit.
I'll see you at college.
- Where are you going?
- What are you looking at?
Deepika's leaving.
- Come out.
- I am your boyfriend.
- These insensitive assholes will kill me.
- Come out!
Baby, in our three
months of relationships
I've kept all the tissues that you used.
Wait, I'll show you.
This one.
I used this to wipe
the mayonnaise on your face.
And I used one to get
mouth freshener for you.
Hey man
Someone's put balloons
all over the college.
I'll take Trippy with me
and blow up all the balloons.
Today was short too.
Naira, Dipti's gone why
are you reading her book?
This is my book.
"The Dog Inside You!"
I see
Sothen what breed am I?
Pomeranian.
What's the date today, Bugs?
Date? February, why?
Happy Valentines Day, babes.
Sorry. Sorry.
You know what, you're not a Pomeranian.
Then?
You're a street dog.
You forgot Valentine's day today.
What else will you forget
tomorrow when I leave?
You'll forget to call me.
You'll forget my birthday.
You'll even forget the goodnight kiss.
You'll even forget the long life.
- You know what
- What?
Forget me.
Naina, why
Naina, sorry. I forgot
Stop it, guys.
You've turned college
into lover's point.
Yes, you too
It's okay. Don't worry.
I'll run my fingers through your hair.
Thanks, Trippy. But I'll do
the same when this happens to you.
Yeah, okay.
But your brother's all set. Look.
Take a look.
He does look hot.
What?
Asshole, why would
I tell you to see a guy.
- You told me to.
- Look at her.
Your brother's in love.
Good choice, Trippy.
- Isn't it?
- So cute
Who are you two ogling at secretly?
Your future sister-in-law.
She's so cute.
Does she even know that you exist?
Obviously.
I text her every day. I am
just waiting for her reply, that's all.
Tripu, why don't you find
someone that likes you as well.
There is one. She likes me a lot.
But I don't like her at all.
Not even a bit.
You don't believe me.
Look.
Take a look.
What the twin they are twins!
- Yeah, so?
- So?
Socan you tell them apart?
Are you two blind?
They are so different. See
See
Mesmerising eyes,
killer attitude, beautiful face.
She's Karishma. The miracle of nature.
And she's a curse.
She's my life hell.
- Hi Karishma.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- I am fine. How are you?
Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute. Don't laugh.
- Wait
I know the difference between the two.
I was confused because of you two.
Of course, we saw.
You can tell them apart.
So which one is Raveena?
Do you have to take that wretch's name?
Trippy, why do you get
restless hearing Raveena's name?
Listen.
You need to seek closure
so you can move on.
Are you done?
Guys, it's Valentine's Day,
let's talk about something nice.
Balls valentine's day.
Bagga doesn't even remember.
And you, don't forget.
Did you wish Deepika?
No.
Wait a minute, how could I miss this?
What's that on your face?
Is the mark still there?
That guy slapped me really hard.
Get some tea for everyone.
It's a sad day.
Yeah, we're having
such a sad Valentine's Day.
On that note, I'll tell you a saying.
Will you stop if you say no?
Do you think?
Then say it, asshole.
Listen
"I grew the fruit of love"
"I grew the fruit of love"
"with only two seeds."
"One is statusand the other is hope."
Wow
Explain.
I knew it.
In the following lines, the poet wants
to say even though a person is an asshole
he has only two options in life.
One is status, and the other is hope.
Hope is like Tina from
'Kuch Kuch Hota Hain'.
And status is Anjali.
You are right.
I think I shouldn't keep
any hope with that Bagga.
Maybe he's my Anjali.
SissyTina isn't dead yet.
Tina is alive.
You just need to awaken it.
You're right, bro.
I know that Karishma
is my hope and my stature.
But she doesn't give me any attention.
Exactly.
That's why we'll go to
each other's Tina to awaken them.
We'll bring their love out.
Let's wake Tina.
Let's wake Tina, asshole!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake Tina!
Let's wake
Excuse me.
Yes.
Hi.
Hi
Don't get excited, okay.
I've come for a friend
who loves you a lot.
What happened to your cheek?
As I said, don't get excited.
Who is your friend?
Trippy.
Who is Trippy?
He's the most famous male in college.
He's also sent a poem for you.
Okay.
Are you
- Ready?
- Yeah
"Make my life better"
"bring a new spring."
"Change my world."
"Love"
"You're a beautiful miracle."
"You're a dream that's
become someone's reality."
"Now it's my dream to
make your dreams a reality."
I've heard this somewhere.
As I said he's very famous.
Nice poetry.
I know.
Please don't take pictures.
We're not together.
I've to leave somewhere, so
Tell him, 3 pm I am free.
Don't get excited.
Creep.
Not my type.
But
I don't know how to regale her.
I can't think of anything
other than perfumes.
Bagga, when will
your friend come in use?
Exactly. When will you come in use?
Today. Right now.
You know what to do.
Naira is my best buddy.
We're childhood friends.
Then you tell me what to do.
Come on. Tell me.
Calm down. Calm down.
Don't get too excited.
ListenNaira, Naira, Naira.
Naira is a modern, independent female.
And what do modern,
independent females like
Sex!
Voice, man.
It's her voice, Bagga
Voice.
Make Naira feel that you listen to her.
You listen to her.
Whether you're with her or not.
But you listen to her.
Hear her out. Hear her out, Bagga.
I got it. I got a gift idea, bro.
Wait here.
I'll go get a gift for her, bro.
Gift, bro. Mention now.
Sissy.
Hiyou're here too.
What a small world, nah?
We're in the same college, dude.
Okay
But isn't it great that we met here?
I always wonder that we
don't spend any time together.
After all,
you're my best friend's girlfriend.
We never spend time alone, Naira. Never!
Yeah
But like we should, you know.
Like a girl style
So tell me what's up.
Okay, fine. I'll tell you.
Man, I am feeling so romantic today.
I want to spend the entire
Valentine's Day with Bugs.
You know, talk to him, pamper him
Are you menstruating too, Naira?
No, not today.
But try to understand, Deepika.
Bugs and I are a couple, okay.
So as his girlfriend I
don't do these things for him.
If I don't reciprocate his efforts, then
what right do I have to be with him?
He won't do everything.
Makes sense.
Doesn't it.
I think you're right, Naira.
Thanks a lot.
Bloody witch.
Guys. The job's done!
This happens every year.
Look, he's here.
It's time for you to go.
Excuse me, I want to talk to her.
Ohhokay, sure.
Bye.
Bye.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you.
Hi
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Greetings
I wanted to say how did
you get convinced so easily?
Your friend read out your poem to me.
You mean "I am a flying robot".
No, not that one.
The one you wrote for me.
"Make my life better."
How can I forget?
It was such a nice piece of poetry.
So your friend said you like me.
Like?
No, no, no! I love you.
There's no one better than you in Delhi,
let alone this college.
You know,
I even imagine my future with you.
Ohh, you're so romantic.
And poetic.
By the way,
before we move ahead, Trippy
I mean, if you don't mind me asking
No, no, please.
You had a girlfriend earlier,
didn't you?
Yes.
But we broke up. I am over her now.
No hard feelings.
Now isn't this a coincidence?
Even her name was Raveena.
Even her name was Raveena
What happened?
Phone's ringing it's mine.
Oh my, God. It's an international call.
It's very important. I'll be right back.
- Let's finish this conversation
- It's an international call.
- It's expensive- Is it that important?
- I'll be right back.
Karan, you asshole! You're dead.
Bugs, why did you bring me out here?
I am getting late for class.
Naira, I am sorry baby.
I admit I made a mistake.
But I've realised that I made a mistake.
But nowI understand you.
You modern, independent, woman.
I want to make you realise
that I listen to you.
Whether you're with me or not.
I'll always listen to you.
That's why I got you a gift.
Gift?
Huh?
Gift?
That gift's for you, Naira.
Naira. Naira. Naira.
What's the most important thing for you?
Your voice, Naira. Your voice.
And now your voice's going
to stay with me on every ride.
Ready?
"So Sexy Bugs"
"So Sexy Bugs"
Do you hear that?
It sounds just like you.
Is that my Valentine's gift?
Didn't that drive you crazy?
"So Sexy Bugs"
Try it yourself. It's fun.
I turned your voice note into
my car horn. What a boyfriend, huh!
What a fuckedup boyfriend
with a fuckedup idea!
Never call me again.
And listenthat's
all you're gonna get now.
- Listen, Naira, sorry.
- How are you, man?
Great, bro.
Trippy, you asshole.
Pick up the phone.
Trippy. Listen to me.
What shitty idea did you get Bagga?
I tried. But it's not my fault
that your boyfriend's an asshole.
Look, I am already pretty tensed.
Karan said I love you
to the wrong twin sister.
Oh shit! Of course, even he
couldn't tell them apart like you.
Are you done?
I'll have to go and embarrass myself.
That asshole isn't even picking
up my phone. You try calling him.
How will he answer his phone?
I've done my task. Everything is sorted.
Meaning?
Meaning I spoke with Deepika.
But I'll call him just in case.
Karan
We need to talk.
Sure.
Tell me
I spoke with Naira.
I see that's great.
And I realised that a girlfriend
should feel the love of her boyfriend
and make him feel the same.
I am glad you're saying this and
there's no need to feel sorry.
It's okay.
A. I never feel sorry, B.
It is not okay.
C. I don't feel any love for you,
Karan and D. I think we should break up.
There is some misunderstanding
Deepika
Sorry.
Hi, again.
Hi!
Actually, that was the international
publishers calling, you know.
For my poetry and all.
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
I want to tell you something.
Go ahead.
Actually, there's been
a misunderstanding between us.
I feel your sister's cuter.
But we look the same.
Same, exactly.
But I like her nature better.
I like her vibe more.
I told you Karishma, he loves me.
Karishma.
Yes, brother-in-law.
Sister was telling me about you.
You two will look so cute as a couple.
My dear Valentine,
I was looking all over for you.
What was so important?
Wait a second. What's going on here?
This is too much confusion.
- I like Karishma.
- What?
But you just said
that you think I'm cuter.
But I didn't know your name.
Do you fall in love with the name?
You're so shallow.
No, I am not shallow
How do I say this
I cannot date whoever
is Raveena between you two.
Why?
I don't know.
Pervert! Come, sis,
let's stay away from this cheap guy.
Are you calling me, cheap?
Yes.
I lost her too.
Trippy. Trippy. Trippy.
Why don't you accept
that you haven't moved on yet?
You know what,
how do you know if I've moved on or not?
Look
Look at that.
Deepika,
there's some miscommunication
Deepika, there's been
some miscommunication
Let's settle this. Deepika,
there's some miscommunication
Why are you apologising to me, Karan?
It is okay.
You don't have to
apologise for anything.
Then let's talk. What is the problem
The problem is that you're right.
I don't show you enough love.
And hence there's no reason
we should stay together, Karan.
Butwe can't break up today.
It's Valentine's Day.
We should be together
I don't care. And if you think that's
the reason we should stay together
Hold on!
Let's talk and sort this out
You fly, hover over here.
Did you call me?
Are you single?
I don't give a fuck. I am sure you are.
Meet him. My new boyfriend.
Me?
You're going to dump
me for this asshole.
Don't take any offence
It's okay, Karan. You can say
anything you want today. Go ahead.
I am done being pressurised by you, Karan
to feel the love for
you when I just don't.
At least this asshole
won't give me shitty guilt trip like you
didn't run your fingers through my hair.
At least this asshole won't
let me feel like a bad person, Karan.
I hope he makes you happy.
Duh, of course, he will.
Goodbye, Karan.
Deepika.
If we're gonna kiss, should I
You're just gonna lose your
virginity by just walking with me
so shut up and walk.
Tina is dead.
Anjali. Where is she?
Anjali!
I am screwed. And it's too much.
I hope no one was watching.
"So Sexy Bugs"
- Naira.
- What is it, Bugs?
Sorry, man.
At least listen to me, Naira.
Bugs, I am getting late.
I've to go home.
Naira, it'll just take a minute.
Just hear me out.
Sorry, Naira.
You're absolutely right.
YesI am a dog.
But you got my breed mixed up.
What?
I mean I love you like that
small 'lababdar', you know
It's a Labrador.
Whatever it is. Just wait a second.
Oh my, God.
- Thank you, Bugs.
- Wait a second.
Okay.
It's not over yet.
It's Valentine's day. Wait a second.
Bagga
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hiyou're so cute.
Even his name is Bagga.
Since you're leaving.
Whenever you miss me,
you can play with Bugs here.
Since when did you become so thoughtful?
You're gonna make me cry.
Wait a second. He's right.
Wait a second. It's not over yet.
Karan.
Go on.
In fact, just pee on that Bagga.
Deepika.
Trippy.
My child.
Hi, dogs.
You're going to miss all of us,
of course.
So we should be there with you.
You're so cute.
But how am I going to take them along?
We'll go along. I'll drop you home.
You and I will sit in the front,
and they will sit in the back.
It'll be a great road trip as well.
Of course, we'll take you along.
- Bugs, are you crazy?
- Why?
Will we take a road
trip all the way to America?