Galavant (2015) s02e02 Episode Script
World's Best Kiss
I am so sick of traveling.
Hey, can you get cancer from walking? Because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.
So bored! Oh, perfect.
- My boot broke.
- Ugh.
Fine.
Fine.
You win.
We'll camp here tonight.
You happy? But tomorrow, we're gonna fix your boot, I'm gonna get you to your kingdom, drop you off, and then I can go and rescue Isabella.
All you care about is saving your precious Isabella.
You don't care about me.
Nobody does.
Except for Gareth.
Gareth cared.
I miss Gareth.
I'm trying, Isabella.
I'll get to you, my love.
I promise.
You asked to see me, my lady? I thought you'd already escaped.
I have to give you something first.
It's the amulet of Valencia.
It was given to me at my birth, and I've worn it every day since then.
It's helped me through some dark times, and What? Well, nothing.
It's just, every day you've worn it.
I don't think I've ever seen it before.
Yes, every day since I was born.
Weird.
Well, I mean, I do take it off every now and then, but Maybe you're thinking of one of those times.
Mm, no, I saw plenty of you when we were in that dungeon.
And then on the way from Valencia when we went through security at the border, we had to put all of our stuff in that basket.
I've always worn it, okay? Look, the point is, it's special to me, and I want you to give it to my parents to remember me by.
When do you leave? Tomorrow, when the horns sound the changing of the guard.
Do you think I'll have enough time? Oh, definitely.
The changing of the guard is ridiculously elaborate.
Perfect.
Galavant and I only had a single kiss, but soon I'll be holding onto him, and not just in memory.
It was the world's best kiss, and it was utter bliss Though it was moister than I thought it would be It was the world's best kiss, save for the awkwardness And how we fit, which I admit, felt sort of weird to me And in my dreams, I still can taste it Slightly yeasty Oddly musty Distance and time have not erased it I wouldn't change a single thing I wouldn't change a single thing It was an awful kiss Kind of a total miss Clumsy and forced Way too much teeth Messy and wet Far from the world's best kiss Still, I can tell you this It was a kiss I won't forget Have you been there all night? You never handed me the [Bleep.]
amulet.
Oh.
Right.
Sorry.
Here you go.
Galavant - S02E02 World's Best Kiss So, Brett, what's on the schedule for today? Uh, my name is Sid, YourHighness.
You have a 9:00 review of the troops followed by a noon burning of poets, then leeches and bleeding at 5:00.
Ugh, 5:00 leeches and bleeding? Why do we always schedule it so late? Well, why don't we just skip it? I mean, I know it's within the 24-hour cancellation period, but who cares? Wicked.
Perhaps you are the guy ruthless enough to help me invade all seven realms.
I'm sorry.
What What is that above the fireplace? Oh, that is "Dogs Jousting.
" I thought now I'm the official king, I'd put some of me own personal touches around the throne room.
It's nice.
Yeah, it's great, isn't it? Hmm.
Throw it in the moat, Brett.
Oh, pre-renaissance pleasure fair.
So fun! They've got whack-a-serf.
- We have to play.
- No, no.
Just give me your boots so I can take them to the cobbler.
I want to get out of here.
Someone woke up on the wrong Side of the dirt.
I'm sorry.
I didn't actually sleep very well.
I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
Just want to keep moving.
Fine.
A unicorn.
No way.
Oh oh, aren't you gorgeous? Oh, hello.
Oh! Stop it.
Stop it! Silly.
Excuse me, animal person.
How do you know this is a real unicorn? Easy.
Unicorns are drawn to children and those who are pure of body.
What's that mean, "pure of body"? Those who have never been with a lady.
Yeah, well, this is obviously a fake unicorn, because believe you me, I've been with plentyOf I got to go.
Can you believe your boots are gonna take all day? Bloody artisans.
What's the matter, Big "G"? Something's different about you.
You're still all, "I've got to get to my Isabella," but today it's much more, "mwah.
" You want to know? We haven't been together for months.
And if I'm honest, we've really only had one romantic moment together.
I mean, what if it wasn't enough? You're worried about the crappy kiss.
My crap What are you talking about? The kiss with her in Valencia before you got knocked out.
I heard it was terrible Like, the worst.
Who told you that? Gareth on the beach when you were unconscious.
We were all cracking up about it.
Apparently it was the talk of the dungeon.
Oh, come on, now.
If you're that worried about it, I've got just the solution The fortune teller.
I do not know why he's doing this.
Yoo-hoo! Here I come! You can't hide from me! What are you doing? Playing hide-and-seek with prince Harry.
What are you doing? Trying to escape.
I have to get to the front gate so I can sneak out during the changing of the guard.
Good idea.
That ceremony's ridiculously elaborate.
Anyway, come with me.
I've been playing hide-and-seek for weeks now.
I know the place pretty well.
But tread lightly, for we cannot get caught.
I hate being hit.
Hello, great one.
I am Edwin The Magnificent.
Hello, Edwin The Magnificent.
I I know exactly who you are.
You are Richard, the king from the north with your friend Galavant.
That was actually really impressive.
He called us friends.
I'm sure you know we're on a quest to return me to my kingdom and to return Galavant to his lady love, who may or may not be waiting for him.
It's sort of a long-distance thing.
Ugh, those things rarely work out.
No, no.
It can.
Very rare.
Sit down.
Thank you, sir.
Let me tell your fortune.
Pick a number.
Uh, seven.
Seven! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Choose a color.
Blue.
B-l-u-e.
Oh, uh, uh, forgive me.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Yes? Yes? What is it? Edwin, you need to pick up the children.
I'm working.
Can't you pick them up from school? - Like I have the time? - Yes, yes.
I know what you do is a job, too.
Of course.
- See you tonight.
- Y-yes, before dinner.
Love you, honey.
Love you, too.
I'm so sorry.
Sometimes I wish I'd never got a thing for communicating with a person in another realm no matter how far away.
Commence with the changing of the royal guard! It's the changing of the guard! Hunh! The changing of the guard! Hunh! Yay for Hortensia! It's time to change the guard! Hortensia! Hortensia! Yippee-yay, hooray! Hortensia! Hortensia! Thanks so much for this.
No, thank you.
It's been great spending time with an adult.
Honestly, I think you're making a good move.
It's getting really weird here.
Olly olly oxen free! Oh, crap.
Got to go.
Yippee-yay, hooray! Hortensia! Hortensia! The Chang Freaky.
What do we do? Answer it? Isabella's amulet.
Chef speaking.
Isabella? Oh, my god.
You look terrible.
Sir Galavant, it's me, the Chef.
Oh, thank God.
Why have you got Isabella's amulet? She never takes it off.
Really? 'Cause I'm pretty sure today is the first time I've seen it.
I agree.
I think it's new.
Yeah, well, you're both wrong, but it doesn't matter.
I'm coming to Valencia to rescue you.
Really? No reaction? I thought that was a pretty heroic statement.
Uh, hello? - Hello? - Hello? Did you say something then? You fro froze up.
We couldn't hear you.
Sometimes it does that.
Hold it up.
You'll get a better signal.
Yeah? Hello? Can you hear me? Can There he is.
Hi again! Yes, look, I need to talk to Isabella.
He's worried about their kiss.
Wait.
Why would you say that? They don't need to know that.
Look, I-I might've just gotten it in my head it wasn't that great.
- You're right to worry.
- It was pretty bad, sir.
W-would you mind? Hello, little man who used to bring me my food.
Is Gareth there? I would very much like to speak with him.
Gareth's my best pal.
I'm sure he's worried sick about me.
UmSir, I I have some bad news.
Hmm? He took your throne.
He went and hooked up with Madalena The ultimate act of betrayal.
He's now the king.
He makes you look like an ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass Ass ass Ass astronomical leader by comparison.
GarethBetrayed me? Big time.
Now we're all in Hortensia, and Princess Isabella is being forced to marry her cousin.
It's gross! Oh, that is weird.
Now now, listen.
I need to speak to Isabella immediately.
Um, sorry.
I don't have her right now.
Can she return? Now, you go and get her.
I cannot believe Gareth would do this.
Did he ever even care? I'm going for a walk.
I think the picture of me mum's gonna look great in the throne room, don't you? Yeah.
Who threw my painting in the toilet? What's all this? Move your feet, love.
That's irreplaceable! I killed the family of weavers who made it! Let's see what it looks like in the moat.
Don't! Ah.
A little wet, but I like it.
How dare you.
You made me king.
So I can have my stuff in the throne room, and you can't toss it.
Oh, really? Fine.
It's on.
My vase! That's how you want to play? Wait! That's expensive! Not the helmet! That's my favorite.
Stop it! Stop resisting.
This isn't about you.
Gareth! You're not throwing out my assistant.
Hold on! Killing me won't solve anything.
You are just two people with very strong opinions.
If this is gonna work, you need to find some common ground.
Just try.
Please? Fine.
- Fine.
- Ohh! I like living plainly Chains and leather, mainly I prefer a lavish suite Go on.
I like eating lightly Vegan dinners nightly I like meat with extra meat You're not even trying.
I'm deluxe to my silken undies It's commando for me Ew.
My way's clearly better Boringer and deader Let's agree to disagree Right.
Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start.
I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot I prefer a keg of beer I like getting Randy with whoever's handy I prefer a keg of beer Love massages, long walks, and sunsets Beer, beer-beer, beer-beer, beer Guys.
The rhyme scheme.
Frankly, you disgust me You're no picnic, trust me Let's agree to disagree Maybe you're not getting the concept.
- Just one of us can lead - And that means me Hell, no.
- You want a piece of this? - All right, then.
Fine.
Let's go! We will never get on together Ditto, obviously Right there.
Did you hear that? I think we finally God, is he annoying Positively cloying - Guys? - Why is he still talking? Can it with the squawking! But You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? We're definitely syncing You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help.
- Let's agree to - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e - No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah! Wow.
That was so much fun.
Want to go and get some more? Throw them out, as well? Hells yeah.
Galavant? Oh, finally.
Isabella.
Oh, my love.
I'm so happy to see you.
My cousin Harry is forcing me to marry him.
Isabella, don't marry Harry.
It's gross.
Don't do it.
I'm coming for you, my love.
It's frozen.
What are you trying to say? Move it around a bit.
Oh.
There.
There he is.
Isabella ma marry Harry.
You're you're gross.
Not coming for you.
What? No.
You can't mean that.
I love you, and I'll wait for you forever.
I mean, I know our kiss wasn't so amazing, but we'll get it better next time.
I love you.
Wait for you forever.
Our kiss s-so amazing.
Yep.
Knew it.
Galavant? Can you hear me? What do I do? Die in a fart Brown cow.
What? Yowsers.
Blunt.
God, it's like we climbed into it.
I don't even understand how it got in here.
Petting zoo.
Pee-yew! This is disgusting.
You're disgusting You're disgusting.
Move on, you cow.
He doesn't love me.
Aw, that's nice.
Oh, that is it.
I've had it with you! I've had it with being embarrassed and with betrayal and with heartache! I am a king, for God's sake.
I am a king! Now, back off, or I swear I will make you into a none-icorn.
Look, Richard, I'm sorry about Gareth.
What do you care? I do know a thing or two about betrayal, and it sucks.
Please.
When have you ever been betrayed? Uh okay, just off the top of my head, when you kidnapped Madalena and then she chose you over me, or when you literally forced Isabella to betray me.
Right.
That.
Yeah.
AndThat.
I just don't know what I'm gonna do without Gareth.
I think you'll just figure it out.
Come on.
Let's get your boots and get you back to your kingdom.
Where'd you get the sword? Oh.
Uh, someone left it in the stump.
Finders keepers, right? Yeah, fair enough.
Gonna name it? Oh, that's a good idea.
What about "Dawn Breaker?" That sounds pretty cool.
Or, um, Mr.
Stabby.
Now, that's more descriptive than dawn breaker.
I don't know.
It's really a tough call.
It's really not.
How could I ever think he'd love me? All that waiting All for nothing He wasn't ever thinking of me And we were never meant to be We had a single kiss No need to reminisce And now it's gone, fading away Over and yet If not the world's best kiss Still, it was one I'll miss And it's the only one we'll get Finally.
My kingdom.
Thank you, Galavant.
Could've done without the forced death march, but thank you nonetheless.
What are you gonna do now? Uh, it's been a tough year.
I lost my wife, my best friend, my brother tried to kill me.
I really just want to curl up in my room and eat like 1,000 pounds of cake and just let my people adore me.
You? I am going to raise an army and rescue Isabella.
Right, right, right.
I knew that.
You know, tell you what.
I'm going to give you whatever you need My army, my fastest ships, sharpest horses.
My I'm sorry.
I swear to god my castle wasRight here.
Well, that's not good.
Hey, can you get cancer from walking? Because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.
So bored! Oh, perfect.
- My boot broke.
- Ugh.
Fine.
Fine.
You win.
We'll camp here tonight.
You happy? But tomorrow, we're gonna fix your boot, I'm gonna get you to your kingdom, drop you off, and then I can go and rescue Isabella.
All you care about is saving your precious Isabella.
You don't care about me.
Nobody does.
Except for Gareth.
Gareth cared.
I miss Gareth.
I'm trying, Isabella.
I'll get to you, my love.
I promise.
You asked to see me, my lady? I thought you'd already escaped.
I have to give you something first.
It's the amulet of Valencia.
It was given to me at my birth, and I've worn it every day since then.
It's helped me through some dark times, and What? Well, nothing.
It's just, every day you've worn it.
I don't think I've ever seen it before.
Yes, every day since I was born.
Weird.
Well, I mean, I do take it off every now and then, but Maybe you're thinking of one of those times.
Mm, no, I saw plenty of you when we were in that dungeon.
And then on the way from Valencia when we went through security at the border, we had to put all of our stuff in that basket.
I've always worn it, okay? Look, the point is, it's special to me, and I want you to give it to my parents to remember me by.
When do you leave? Tomorrow, when the horns sound the changing of the guard.
Do you think I'll have enough time? Oh, definitely.
The changing of the guard is ridiculously elaborate.
Perfect.
Galavant and I only had a single kiss, but soon I'll be holding onto him, and not just in memory.
It was the world's best kiss, and it was utter bliss Though it was moister than I thought it would be It was the world's best kiss, save for the awkwardness And how we fit, which I admit, felt sort of weird to me And in my dreams, I still can taste it Slightly yeasty Oddly musty Distance and time have not erased it I wouldn't change a single thing I wouldn't change a single thing It was an awful kiss Kind of a total miss Clumsy and forced Way too much teeth Messy and wet Far from the world's best kiss Still, I can tell you this It was a kiss I won't forget Have you been there all night? You never handed me the [Bleep.]
amulet.
Oh.
Right.
Sorry.
Here you go.
Galavant - S02E02 World's Best Kiss So, Brett, what's on the schedule for today? Uh, my name is Sid, YourHighness.
You have a 9:00 review of the troops followed by a noon burning of poets, then leeches and bleeding at 5:00.
Ugh, 5:00 leeches and bleeding? Why do we always schedule it so late? Well, why don't we just skip it? I mean, I know it's within the 24-hour cancellation period, but who cares? Wicked.
Perhaps you are the guy ruthless enough to help me invade all seven realms.
I'm sorry.
What What is that above the fireplace? Oh, that is "Dogs Jousting.
" I thought now I'm the official king, I'd put some of me own personal touches around the throne room.
It's nice.
Yeah, it's great, isn't it? Hmm.
Throw it in the moat, Brett.
Oh, pre-renaissance pleasure fair.
So fun! They've got whack-a-serf.
- We have to play.
- No, no.
Just give me your boots so I can take them to the cobbler.
I want to get out of here.
Someone woke up on the wrong Side of the dirt.
I'm sorry.
I didn't actually sleep very well.
I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
Just want to keep moving.
Fine.
A unicorn.
No way.
Oh oh, aren't you gorgeous? Oh, hello.
Oh! Stop it.
Stop it! Silly.
Excuse me, animal person.
How do you know this is a real unicorn? Easy.
Unicorns are drawn to children and those who are pure of body.
What's that mean, "pure of body"? Those who have never been with a lady.
Yeah, well, this is obviously a fake unicorn, because believe you me, I've been with plentyOf I got to go.
Can you believe your boots are gonna take all day? Bloody artisans.
What's the matter, Big "G"? Something's different about you.
You're still all, "I've got to get to my Isabella," but today it's much more, "mwah.
" You want to know? We haven't been together for months.
And if I'm honest, we've really only had one romantic moment together.
I mean, what if it wasn't enough? You're worried about the crappy kiss.
My crap What are you talking about? The kiss with her in Valencia before you got knocked out.
I heard it was terrible Like, the worst.
Who told you that? Gareth on the beach when you were unconscious.
We were all cracking up about it.
Apparently it was the talk of the dungeon.
Oh, come on, now.
If you're that worried about it, I've got just the solution The fortune teller.
I do not know why he's doing this.
Yoo-hoo! Here I come! You can't hide from me! What are you doing? Playing hide-and-seek with prince Harry.
What are you doing? Trying to escape.
I have to get to the front gate so I can sneak out during the changing of the guard.
Good idea.
That ceremony's ridiculously elaborate.
Anyway, come with me.
I've been playing hide-and-seek for weeks now.
I know the place pretty well.
But tread lightly, for we cannot get caught.
I hate being hit.
Hello, great one.
I am Edwin The Magnificent.
Hello, Edwin The Magnificent.
I I know exactly who you are.
You are Richard, the king from the north with your friend Galavant.
That was actually really impressive.
He called us friends.
I'm sure you know we're on a quest to return me to my kingdom and to return Galavant to his lady love, who may or may not be waiting for him.
It's sort of a long-distance thing.
Ugh, those things rarely work out.
No, no.
It can.
Very rare.
Sit down.
Thank you, sir.
Let me tell your fortune.
Pick a number.
Uh, seven.
Seven! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Choose a color.
Blue.
B-l-u-e.
Oh, uh, uh, forgive me.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Yes? Yes? What is it? Edwin, you need to pick up the children.
I'm working.
Can't you pick them up from school? - Like I have the time? - Yes, yes.
I know what you do is a job, too.
Of course.
- See you tonight.
- Y-yes, before dinner.
Love you, honey.
Love you, too.
I'm so sorry.
Sometimes I wish I'd never got a thing for communicating with a person in another realm no matter how far away.
Commence with the changing of the royal guard! It's the changing of the guard! Hunh! The changing of the guard! Hunh! Yay for Hortensia! It's time to change the guard! Hortensia! Hortensia! Yippee-yay, hooray! Hortensia! Hortensia! Thanks so much for this.
No, thank you.
It's been great spending time with an adult.
Honestly, I think you're making a good move.
It's getting really weird here.
Olly olly oxen free! Oh, crap.
Got to go.
Yippee-yay, hooray! Hortensia! Hortensia! The Chang Freaky.
What do we do? Answer it? Isabella's amulet.
Chef speaking.
Isabella? Oh, my god.
You look terrible.
Sir Galavant, it's me, the Chef.
Oh, thank God.
Why have you got Isabella's amulet? She never takes it off.
Really? 'Cause I'm pretty sure today is the first time I've seen it.
I agree.
I think it's new.
Yeah, well, you're both wrong, but it doesn't matter.
I'm coming to Valencia to rescue you.
Really? No reaction? I thought that was a pretty heroic statement.
Uh, hello? - Hello? - Hello? Did you say something then? You fro froze up.
We couldn't hear you.
Sometimes it does that.
Hold it up.
You'll get a better signal.
Yeah? Hello? Can you hear me? Can There he is.
Hi again! Yes, look, I need to talk to Isabella.
He's worried about their kiss.
Wait.
Why would you say that? They don't need to know that.
Look, I-I might've just gotten it in my head it wasn't that great.
- You're right to worry.
- It was pretty bad, sir.
W-would you mind? Hello, little man who used to bring me my food.
Is Gareth there? I would very much like to speak with him.
Gareth's my best pal.
I'm sure he's worried sick about me.
UmSir, I I have some bad news.
Hmm? He took your throne.
He went and hooked up with Madalena The ultimate act of betrayal.
He's now the king.
He makes you look like an ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass Ass ass Ass astronomical leader by comparison.
GarethBetrayed me? Big time.
Now we're all in Hortensia, and Princess Isabella is being forced to marry her cousin.
It's gross! Oh, that is weird.
Now now, listen.
I need to speak to Isabella immediately.
Um, sorry.
I don't have her right now.
Can she return? Now, you go and get her.
I cannot believe Gareth would do this.
Did he ever even care? I'm going for a walk.
I think the picture of me mum's gonna look great in the throne room, don't you? Yeah.
Who threw my painting in the toilet? What's all this? Move your feet, love.
That's irreplaceable! I killed the family of weavers who made it! Let's see what it looks like in the moat.
Don't! Ah.
A little wet, but I like it.
How dare you.
You made me king.
So I can have my stuff in the throne room, and you can't toss it.
Oh, really? Fine.
It's on.
My vase! That's how you want to play? Wait! That's expensive! Not the helmet! That's my favorite.
Stop it! Stop resisting.
This isn't about you.
Gareth! You're not throwing out my assistant.
Hold on! Killing me won't solve anything.
You are just two people with very strong opinions.
If this is gonna work, you need to find some common ground.
Just try.
Please? Fine.
- Fine.
- Ohh! I like living plainly Chains and leather, mainly I prefer a lavish suite Go on.
I like eating lightly Vegan dinners nightly I like meat with extra meat You're not even trying.
I'm deluxe to my silken undies It's commando for me Ew.
My way's clearly better Boringer and deader Let's agree to disagree Right.
Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start.
I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot I prefer a keg of beer I like getting Randy with whoever's handy I prefer a keg of beer Love massages, long walks, and sunsets Beer, beer-beer, beer-beer, beer Guys.
The rhyme scheme.
Frankly, you disgust me You're no picnic, trust me Let's agree to disagree Maybe you're not getting the concept.
- Just one of us can lead - And that means me Hell, no.
- You want a piece of this? - All right, then.
Fine.
Let's go! We will never get on together Ditto, obviously Right there.
Did you hear that? I think we finally God, is he annoying Positively cloying - Guys? - Why is he still talking? Can it with the squawking! But You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? We're definitely syncing You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help.
- Let's agree to - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e - No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah! Wow.
That was so much fun.
Want to go and get some more? Throw them out, as well? Hells yeah.
Galavant? Oh, finally.
Isabella.
Oh, my love.
I'm so happy to see you.
My cousin Harry is forcing me to marry him.
Isabella, don't marry Harry.
It's gross.
Don't do it.
I'm coming for you, my love.
It's frozen.
What are you trying to say? Move it around a bit.
Oh.
There.
There he is.
Isabella ma marry Harry.
You're you're gross.
Not coming for you.
What? No.
You can't mean that.
I love you, and I'll wait for you forever.
I mean, I know our kiss wasn't so amazing, but we'll get it better next time.
I love you.
Wait for you forever.
Our kiss s-so amazing.
Yep.
Knew it.
Galavant? Can you hear me? What do I do? Die in a fart Brown cow.
What? Yowsers.
Blunt.
God, it's like we climbed into it.
I don't even understand how it got in here.
Petting zoo.
Pee-yew! This is disgusting.
You're disgusting You're disgusting.
Move on, you cow.
He doesn't love me.
Aw, that's nice.
Oh, that is it.
I've had it with you! I've had it with being embarrassed and with betrayal and with heartache! I am a king, for God's sake.
I am a king! Now, back off, or I swear I will make you into a none-icorn.
Look, Richard, I'm sorry about Gareth.
What do you care? I do know a thing or two about betrayal, and it sucks.
Please.
When have you ever been betrayed? Uh okay, just off the top of my head, when you kidnapped Madalena and then she chose you over me, or when you literally forced Isabella to betray me.
Right.
That.
Yeah.
AndThat.
I just don't know what I'm gonna do without Gareth.
I think you'll just figure it out.
Come on.
Let's get your boots and get you back to your kingdom.
Where'd you get the sword? Oh.
Uh, someone left it in the stump.
Finders keepers, right? Yeah, fair enough.
Gonna name it? Oh, that's a good idea.
What about "Dawn Breaker?" That sounds pretty cool.
Or, um, Mr.
Stabby.
Now, that's more descriptive than dawn breaker.
I don't know.
It's really a tough call.
It's really not.
How could I ever think he'd love me? All that waiting All for nothing He wasn't ever thinking of me And we were never meant to be We had a single kiss No need to reminisce And now it's gone, fading away Over and yet If not the world's best kiss Still, it was one I'll miss And it's the only one we'll get Finally.
My kingdom.
Thank you, Galavant.
Could've done without the forced death march, but thank you nonetheless.
What are you gonna do now? Uh, it's been a tough year.
I lost my wife, my best friend, my brother tried to kill me.
I really just want to curl up in my room and eat like 1,000 pounds of cake and just let my people adore me.
You? I am going to raise an army and rescue Isabella.
Right, right, right.
I knew that.
You know, tell you what.
I'm going to give you whatever you need My army, my fastest ships, sharpest horses.
My I'm sorry.
I swear to god my castle wasRight here.
Well, that's not good.