How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s02e02 Episode Script

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[tense music plays]
[electro music plays]
Mo?
Mo, you really don't have to
tidy up for me.
Stop! Umm
I I'm not wearing anything!
Mo?
Everything alright?
Yeah.
You're aware that in a relationship
you sometimes see each other naked?
Yeah
How are you doing?
Can you hold me please, Mo?
You're the only person
I can trust right now.
[Moritz] Okay.
I think now is a good time to explain
how I got out of the whole
"pills on the table" dilemma.
TWO MONTHS EARLIER
Um
So, this is why I had to
pick up Daniel from your house.
Yeah, his dealing's become a real problem.
He's in deep shit with cartels and so
What?
I was really surprised
when I heard about it.
So I talked to him,
and convinced him to stop, straight away.
Somebody had to rescue him
from that drug swamp.
He was involved with
some really dodgy people.
So then I offered to let him in on MyTems.
So he could pay off his debt, and
And to give him a future, naturally.
- It could
- No
Could you maybe
not tell him that I told you?
He's really very embarrassed.
He's probably been
acting weird around you.
- [electro music plays]
- [Moritz breathes shakily]
[Lisa] Be honest: if you saw this guy,
would you think the ecstasy
next to his Transformer was his?
No!
Nah!
Of course I was going to
tell her the truth sooner or later.
Uh, but then
- [monitor beeps]
- Mum! [echoing]
It was probably better I didn't tell her.
Right?
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
[upbeat music plays]
CHIEF INSPECTOR KÄMPER
MYDRUGS CASE STATUS
[male voice] Domain: mydrugs.to.
Product range: a variety of ecstasy pills,
crystalline MDMA.
Server location: unknown.
Security vulnerabilities: none.
Test purchases have been made.
Postmark: Distribution Centre 32,
North Rhine-Westphalia.
The latest samples
show a high degree of purity.
Exclusive product.
An older test purchase matches
confiscated pills from one Jakob Otto.
Alias: Buba.
Location: Rinseln.
Committed suicide
with a 3D-printed weapon.
Type: "Liberator". Calibre: 9mm.
Condition: destroyed.
Fingerprints: none.
Cameras present, however,
no recordings could be found.
EVIDENCE
[male voice] A laptop was seized.
Completely reformatted.
Most probably, we're looking for
20 to 30 people, in a clan structure.
Highly specialised and professional.
[label printer whirs]
Fuck, I haven't slept in days.
Yeah, I'm really happy for you and Kira.
I haven't slept in days because your
Rotterdam friends want to fucking kill us!
[Dan] Don't worry about it, Lenny.
I can't sleep either.
That's why I spent the whole night
Thinking. If they're convinced by
our fake business, they'll leave us be.
- [knocking on door]
- [Dan] Fuck! The Dutch!
- Huh?
- What the hell is that?
- Bad experience with firearms.
- [Lisa] Mo! I need to get something.
[Moritz] Okay!
We just need to finish something.
[Lisa] Aren't you a bit old
for a group wank? Open up!
[Lenny groans]
Gloves, gloves!
Hey!
I thought it was
much warmer outside, but
- Hi.
- [grunts]
I just wanted to grab a jumper.
Yeah, um
Have fun, I guess.
I'll be at Fritzi's.
Cheerio!
- [door closes]
- [boys sigh]
Okay. I give it two more days
before Lisa finds out everything.
Come on. It's temporary.
As soon as things with her dad
Her dad's a sex addict
and her mum is in rehab.
Nothing about this is "temporary".
Well, there's a guest room at mine.
- He's just trying to help!
- It's under control!
- Okay, so this cover-up business
- You mean front business.
I think I have an idea.
Look, don't worry about it, okay?
[electro music plays]
Like I said, I can go there alone.
[sighs]
We're coming.
Alright.
Just try to make a good impression, okay?
And so that they don't hurt us,
please leave the talking to me.
These guys are dangerous.
[Kira] Typical.
People put CCTV up everywhere
but use the default password
for their Wi-Fi router.
Ooh. And who's in? I'm in.
Ready?
[music blares]
- [man] What's going on?
- [woman] Turn that off!
- [man] It won't turn off!
- [woman] Turn it off! The baby's asleep!
[man] I'm trying!
[Lenny laughs] My neighbour.
They shouldn't call them "smart homes".
- [chuckles]
- [neighbours shout]
[shouting stops]
They won't kill you.
If they do, it won't change
your life expectancy much.
You're right.
Got it! Just don't go with them!
- [Lenny tuts]
- Man, you're the CTO.
CTOs sit alone in a dark room and code.
Or hack their neighbours' smart homes.
- [shouting resumes]
- No, I can't do that to Moritz.
We're all in it together.
[Kira] If you do survive,
can I sleep here tomorrow?
[electro music plays]
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me? What is that?
It's on offer if you buy the baton.
Yeah, that's really subtle.
I'm not dying today!
[up-tempo music plays]
THE NETHERLANDS
[Moritz] And all of it
in a variety of flavours.
Beef, barbecue beef, chicken,
barbecue chicken, and pork.
So, in summary, depend
I TIDIED UP
[Moritz] Well.
Customers can pick and mix for their dogs
and have it delivered to their doors.
"Simple. Healthy"
DO I GET A SHELF IN THE TOP
CUPBOARD? I'LL CALL YOU
[phone vibrates]
So, it's: "Simple. Healthy. Personalised."
Doggy Style Mix.
That's our idea for the front company.
[clears throat] Well,
I'm not convinced by the idea.
How many of your friends and relatives
have a dog?
- A lot! In fact, almost all of them.
- Exactly.
You need something
that seems like a smart idea
but with a smaller target group.
In other words It needs to be
something that doesn't really work.
Like I said, if you can't
come up with a convincing idea,
then we'll just have to
No!
No, we have another idea.
[Dan] Um
We deliver vitamins and important
nutritional supplements in liquid form.
As shots for busy professional gamers.
I've known Lenny for a while,
and for him, gaming is like a sport.
And cognitively, I mean, that may be true,
but in terms of his diet,
it's anything but athletic.
[Dan] It's basically
iced tea and peanut puffs.
We sell everything the body lacks
when it remains motionless
in front of the computer for ages.
Bonus Life: because the "E" in Esport
stands for "energy".
[mutters] It's "electronic".
[tense music plays]
- That's a damn good idea, man!
- [laughs]
- Mm-hm!
- I love it! It's amazing.
[all laugh]
- [in Dutch] Glad you like it.
- [in Dutch] You speak Dutch?
- [in Dutch] A little.
- Employee of the Month!
[all laugh]
- [in Dutch] Employee of the Month.
- [all laugh]
[stirring classical music plays]
- Incredibly unprofessional!
- [sighs] Come on, relax.
No, I will not relax!
You can't just start
blabbering on like that
and pitch some random idea
we hadn't discussed!
- Yeah, but you can?
- Yes. I'm the CEO.
You undermined my authority back there.
Authority! Undermined!
Hey! Lennard Sander, CTO. Also, Moritz,
you weren't focussed on the task at hand.
Lisa was texting you throughout,
everyone noticed.
Dan just had a better idea. So relax.
Dan just saved our arses.
Without him, we wouldn't be alive.
Yeah, exactly! Because they're dangerous!
They're not our friends!
We can't just blindly trust them.
[Kira] Who can't you trust?
Who said that?
[Kira] Hi!
[Kira] You must be Moritz.
Lenny's told me everything about you.
- Hey, Kira!
- Hi, Dan.
- How long have you been there?
- Since now.
Have you been up here? It's brilliant.
So when you're done with
whatever you're doing
I thought that you and I
could maybe do something?
It's Sunday, so I'm free.
You're also free.
We could go to yours for a change.
Yeah, or go running, or ride a bike.
- [laughs]
- [Kira] Play football.
You two can keep arguing.
[Lenny] I need to whip out that baton.
[Kira] Or hiking. Or paddle boating.
Or rock climbing!
[Lenny] Right! That's it! Coming up.
[tense music plays]
What are you doing?
Where's the box?
- What box?
- The "See You Soon" box.
I need a hair tie.
Oh, yeah.
It's still around here somewhere.
I wouldn't throw something like that away.
Ah. There it is.
[soft music plays]
Ah, thank God. I've lost all mine again.
Remember this?
Oh God, yeah. Shit.
We were going to smoke it before you left.
You were too chicken, as always.
[Lisa imitates] Oh, what if
we don't come back down?
Cannabis consumption
can lead to schizophrenia.
[sniggers]
The most this will lead to is diarrhea.
[coughs]
- [knocking]
- Yeah?
- Want to play Jenga?
- Nah. Bye.
I was talking to Lisa.
[Lisa] We'll be there soon. Go and set up.
- You don't know what you're in for.
- I love game nights.
Yeah, but I'm going to win.
- [Marie] Dad, move closer to Moritz.
- Right. [groans, sighs]
- [Jens] Like that?
- Yeah, perfect. Moritz, smile.
Pretend you're having a good time!
- [camera clicks]
- [Marie] Thank you!
I bet this is one of your Insta stories
sponsored by some games developer.
WORST LOSER EVER.
No! Just private stuff.
Hm. Right. Private.
[Jens] Leave her alone.
- How will you spend the money?
- I'm saving for a rescue dog.
- They mean more likes.
- Dogs listen. Unlike brothers.
Marie, we've been through this
a thousand times.
[in unison] There'll be no dogs in
this house, they cost far too much money.
- [sighs]
- Exactly.
- [gasps, laughs]
- [clatters]
[Jens laughs]
I wanted to say thanks again.
- For letting me stay in your house.
- [Jens] Of course!
As far as I'm concerned,
you can stay forever.
[Jens] You're part of the family.
[doorbell rings]
Morrie!
[splutters]
[scraping]
[scraping continues]
What?
Now I'm not allowed to see
my children anymore, is that it?
Okay, I know I haven't been
around much lately,
it's just that I've had
an awful lot on my plate.
[sighs sarcastically]
I know this isn't easy, but my God,
we're not living in the 1950s anymore.
Am I right?
Life goes on. Even for women.
I mean, you don't want to become
a housewife, do you? Lara? Hm?
- Lisa.
- Sorry! [laughs]
I don't know what I want to be yet.
- Right, but it is your choice, hm?
- Mm.
You see, that is equality for you.
Anyway, I'm here now,
and it doesn't really matter why.
And I mean,
I told your father I was coming.
Yeah, but how could he have known that
it would actually be happening this time?
I do horse-riding! I go twice a week.
Oh, cool!
Shall I take you next time?
Cool! Then you can meet Pedro!
[Bettina] Mm-hm.
It does.
- What?
- You said,
it doesn't matter why you're here.
I disagree.
Well, yeah
Your mother and I need to discuss
a few things on our own.
- Go and brush your teeth, both of you.
- But it affects all of us.
And Moritz is 18.
- Seventeen.
- Well, nearly 18.
- Marie, please brush your teeth.
- Oh, man!
- Can you come and say goodnight later?
- Yeah. I will.
Night. [chuckles]
Okay. There are going to be a few changes.
You know this house belonged to your
grandmother, and now it belongs to me.
- I was happy to let you live here
- You want to sell our house.
[chuckles]
You make it sound really bad, but
[Bettina chuckles] I mean, maybe I'll find
a buyer who'll let you stay here.
But seriously,
do you really want to live here forever?
Also, I'll put part of
the money from the sale
into a life insurance policy
for you and Marie.
Sure. Thanks.
We'll have to get you killed.
- [Jens] Moritz!
- [laughs]
That would be insurance fraud.
- I think it's great!
- [soft music plays]
I mean, what Bettina was saying.
About equality. I just hadn't realised
how far we've already come.
I mean, we all know that
a thousand-year matriarchy
is the only appropriate way to make up
for centuries of female oppression.
Ah!
[sighs] But in my naivety,
I assumed that women would somehow
be better than men, but I guess
Arseholes will always be arseholes.
It doesn't matter
if they have a penis or a vagina.
[snorts]
[snorts with laughter]
[laughs]
[Lenny] Moritz wasn't happy
Dan had the better idea,
but at least they didn't kill us!
[Kira] Shame.
I'll have to cancel this order.
[Lenny] Yeah, what a shame.
[soft music plays]
- Marry me, Kira.
- No falling in love, we agreed.
I don't have much time left.
Can we just go to your father
and I'll ask for your hand?
Or we could fuck.
It'd be a shame if you died a virgin.
- I've never seen her so speechless.
- [giggles]
[door closes]
- Wait a second.
- [playlist starts]
Lisa, I
I have to tell you something.
[breathes shakily]
I love you.
[music plays louder]
FRONT BUSINESS
- [music fades]
- [Lenny grunts]
Oh!
[exhales]
Oh Well it's my turn.
[music resumes]
[chuckles]
[Kira chuckles]
[pills clatter]
[Moritz grunts]
[Lisa chuckles]
[Lenny whimpers]
[both moan]
[moaning]
[Moritz gasps]
[both pant]
[cries out]
[waves of pills crash]
- [gasps]
- [moans]
[waves of pills crash]
Wow.
Urgh.
[Moritz] There are people
who don't mind living with contradictions.
Is something wrong?
Leonardo DiCaprio, for example.
In a 24-hour-period,
he took his private jet
from France to New York and back to
accept a prize for environmental activism.
Thirteen thousand kilometres.
Okay, he's not exactly known
for his functioning relationships.
["Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega plays]
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side ♪
A little bit of Rita's all I need ♪
Those are just
the ex-girlfriends people know about.
[Moritz] For a relationship to function,
the most important thing is honesty.
You owe it to each other.
[soft music plays]
INSTANT PANCAKE MIX
[mid-tempo music plays]
[clattering]
[Lisa] Mo?
Mo?
CAN I COME OVER? WE NEED TO TALK.
NOT AT MINE. KIRA'S STILL HERE.
[sighs shakily]
You are here!
Mo, stop eating this rubbish.
You know, if something's wrong,
you can always talk to me. Really.
Gnocchi?
[tense music plays]
[videogame music plays]
Oh, fuck. I'm down.
I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE.
OKAY. 10 MINS
[Lenny chuckles]
OKAY. 15 MINUTES
- It's Lisa.
- Have you realised it's a bad idea
to let your girlfriend
stay in the MyDrugs HQ?
Says the guy whose hacker-girlfriend
stays in our server room.
So what's so important?
- Lisa and I had sex, and
- Kira and I, too!
- Are we discussing details?
- That's not why I asked you here. I
I just feel like I can't do it anymore.
Um Mm?
Lenny! I mean keeping
Lisa and MyDrugs separate!
I see. Yeah.
[Lenny] Of course.
Lenny, sometimes I think about
telling her everything.
- [Moritz] You know?
- Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, I've also been thinking about it.
- Telling Kira.
- What?!
Are you insane?
She's an internet stranger!
- But you said
- [Moritz] You can't compare it. It's Lisa.
- I've known her since I was three.
- [Lenny] Yeah, true.
I don't want to hurt her.
But I'm scared that's what will happen
if I tell her, and she might leave me
and end up going to the police, and
everything would be completely fucked!
- And the worst bit is that
- [soft music plays]
I wouldn't blame her.
Lisa's not an arsehole.
Of course she'd understand.
I mean, look at you. She's willing
to make compromises in a relationship.
- And the sex
- [Moritz] As for the sex
- It can only get better.
- Lenny
If there were a button that
deleted everything we've ever done
and every trace that could lead to us
Absolutely everything
[Lenny] A back door, like the
thermal exhaust port on the Death Star?
Would you press it?
Nah.
But it would be fun to programme.
This really is a cool garage.
Yeah.
[Moritz] A few things to keep in mind
if you want to tell someone the truth:
First, don't go in all guns blazing.
Lisa, I
[Moritz] Second, make sure
the person is in the right mood.
I'M AT THE POOL PARTY.
I'LL STAY OVER AT FRITZI'S!
[Moritz] Third, talk about it in person.
Face to face.
But by far the most important thing
[Marie crying]
[Moritz] You promised her.
[Bettina] Yes, and that was the plan.
But our partners in Romania
They've been making trouble, and now
everything's gone mad, and I just
Ever wonder how it would be
if you didn't lie all the time?
[Bettina] If I'd always told the truth,
I wouldn't be where I am today.
And quite honestly,
I'm not interested in
[Marie sobs]
["Wakka Flocka Flame" by Dardan plays]
[music plays through earphones]
We can't go there,
it's the crime scene, man!
We just have to drop her off.
- [sighs]
- I could hear her heart breaking.
Well I don't want
to hear my legs breaking.
Fine, my arms then.
I'm not going to prison,
and I don't want to die today.
[Marie] Are we going?
- Of course, Mademoiselle, at your service.
- [groans]
- Lenny, come on
- Get your fucking driver's license.
["Wakka Flocka Flame" by Dardan resumes]
[Moritz] Buba's dead. What could happen?
[Lenny] I don't know!
You mentioned his mother.
[Moritz] She's 80!
You think she'd kill us?
[Lenny] Uh I don't know? Yes?
[Lenny] Okay, bye!
[Moritz] Marie, wait.
I'll talk to Dad, okay?
About the dog.
- [Lenny, quietly] About the little doggie.
- Mo, thanks! That's so
No problem. Off you go now. Have fun.
Right, bye! Have fun!
[ominous music plays]
[whimpers]
[Moritz] Fuck
[horse whinnies]
Is Marie your sister?
How sweet of you
to take her to her lesson.
[Moritz whimpers]
Ha! Yeah. That's
Exactly who he is. Our Martin.
Hi.
Donnie.
Uh, we have to get going now. Okay?
[Moritz] See? No problem.
[Lenny] Shut up.
Look straight ahead and smile.
[Moritz] We shouldn't
have worried so much.
[Lenny] I still have plans for my life.
[soft electro music plays]
HEY, WHEN ARE YOU COMING?
- [music plays]
- [people chatter and laugh]
[Moritz] Where was I? Oh, right.
Things to keep in mind
when telling someone the truth.
The most important thing of all is:
Don't get distracted.
Stay focused. Stay in the moment.
Forget everything else around you.
And remember,
if you've reached this point,
you've already made your decision.
Hey! Happy birthday!
- [Fritzi] Okay!
- Thanks.
- Can you get me another one?
- Uh, I don't think that's
Let me introduce you to
my Employee of the Month.
[girls laugh]
Lisa, can we talk?
Bye!
[slurps]
It's amazing! [chuckles]
[Lenny] I could live for another 15 years.
Or 20. Or 22!
Well, of course it's not 100% guaranteed.
And it'll cost a lot.
[Lenny] But with MyDrugs,
that's not a problem.
I could really get to know you.
I don't actually know anything about you.
I don't know your last name.
Do you have a middle name?
I haven't even met your parents.
I have so much time, we could have kids!
And grandkids!
- Would you like to be called Sander
- Fucking hell, stop this shit!
You're not going to meet my parents, okay?
Sorry.
[soft music plays]
[inhales]
Sorry, Lenny, but I just need some space.
[Kira] Don't call me. I'll call you.
[Lenny] Wait a sec.
Hold on.
[giggles] What's up?
- What's going on?
- Lisa
- Can you keep a secret?
- Yeah.
[boy 1] If you throw up on my shoes,
I'll kill you.
[boy 2] Timo's about to jump off
the 3-metre board!
Why are you with me, Lisa?
I mean, honestly.
Um Well [chuckles]
Well, because you're the sweetest, nicest,
most honest person in the whole world.
Because I know I can trust you,
and because I love you.
And what if some of that had changed?
- [boy 1] Hey, my shoes!
- [boy 3] Yeah
Hm?
If there were things
you didn't know about me.
Maybe I'm not the sweet, nice
honest guy you knew.
[boy 1] Jonas, come on!
- Lisa, I
- [boy 3] Just shut up!
- [crowd cheers]
- [boy 1] You're so pissed!
- I
- [electro music plays]
- [music fades, echoes]
- [buzzing]
I
This is goodbye.
What?
I don't love you anymore.
[crowd cheers, applauds]
[crowd] Happy birthday to Fritzi ♪
["Drugs" by Uffie plays]
The drugs don't love you like I do ♪
Don't walk away from me tonight ♪
[crowd laughs in background]
The clubs won't treat you like I do ♪
[Lisa, echoing] Mo!
Don't walk away from us tonight ♪
The drugs don't love you like I do ♪
Don't walk away from me tonight ♪
The clubs won't treat you like I do ♪
Don't walk away from us tonight ♪
Don't walk away ♪
[echoes]
Don't walk away ♪
[echoes]