Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e02 Episode Script

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
WE HAVE THE PETS, DR. CLAW.
SPLENDID, GREAT WAMBINI.
THE OWNERS WILL PAY
HANDSOMELY FOR THEIR RETURN.
I COULD GET A
PRETTY PENNY FOR YOU,
MADCAT.
(HISSING LAUGHTER)
(HUMMING THE INSPECTOR
GADGET THEME SONG)
AH, THANK YOU??
(HUMMING INSPECTOR
GADGET THEME)
AHH! GO, GO COLD WATER
GO, GO GADGET TOWEL!
MY, THAT WAS INVIGORATING!
AAARRRR!
UGH!! (MUMBLING)
(RINGING) OH! THE TOP
SECRET GADGET PHONE!
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOUR VOICE SEEMS MUFFLED.
YOU'RE WHERE?
(MUMBLING)
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CRIEF!
YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE IT!
BUT, I CAME HERE
JUST A MINUTE AGO.
I KNOW.
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
PETS OF METRO CITY'S RICH
AND FAMOUS ARE DISAPPEARING.
SUSPECT MAD INVOLVEMENT.
INVESTIGATE AND
LOCATE MISSING PETS.
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUC
I'll GET RIGHT ON IT, CHIEF.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY.
OH, NO!
WHY ME?
AND IN THE LOCAL NEWS,
PETS CONTINUE TO DISAPPEAR.
HOW AWFUL!
BOW WOW.
I'M ON THE CASE, PENNY.
I'VE GOT TO LOCATE
ALL THOSE MISSING PETS.
ISN'T IT AWFUL THAT SO MANY
PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR PETS,
UNCLE GADGET?
BOW!
YES, PENNY.
A PET IN THE HAND IS
WORTH TWO ANYWHERE ELSE!
I OFFER MY SERVICES TO THE
UNFORTUNATE PET OWNERS OF
METRO CITY.
I CAN CONTACT YOUR PE
THROUGH MY MAGICAL POWERS
COME TO MY MONDAY
NIGHT SEANCE TONIGHT.
BRING MONEY.
THANK YOU.
- THE GREAT WAMBINI?
- RA-RO-RO-RO-RO?
THERE'S AN IDEA.
I 'LL GO SEE THE
GREAT WAMBINI.
KEEP AN EYE ON PENNY, BRAIN.
I SHOULDN'T BE LONG!
DIDN'T THE POLICE THINK THE
GREAT WAMBINI WAS INVOLVED IN
A BANK ROBBERY?
ROW ROW!
YOU'D BETTER STAY WITH
UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.
CALL ME IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG.
GO, GO GADGET VAN!
GO, GO GARAGE DOOR!
CURSES!
THE MEDDLESOME
INSPECTOR IS ON HIS WAY!
WAMBINI!
SOMETHING UP, DR. CLAW?
GADGET IS ON HIS WAY.
ELIMINATE HIM!
HEE, HEE, HEE.
RIGHT AWAY, DR. CLAW.
SOON HE WILL BE OF
THE DEAR DEPARTED.
I HAVE AFRIEND HERE WHO
WOULD LIKE TO MEET HIM,
HEE, HEE.
(HISS!)
WOA! HE, HE, HE!
(SINGING GADGET THEME SONG)
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LAA
LA. LA. LA. LAA
HEE, HEE, HEE CURSED GADGET!
(HISSING)
WOWSERS!
NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE
LOSING THEIR PETS.
THEY'RE SO CARELESS.
GO, GO GADGET ARM!
AHA!
EXCUSE ME, SIR!
I THINK YOU LOST THIS!
AAAAAHHHHH!
DARN.
OH!
HEY! WAIT!
GO, GO GADGET MOBILE!
GADGET'S FOLLOWING US!
WHAT!
TAKE THIS! GADGET!
WOWSERS!
A FOG BANK!
WHAT A TERRIBLE ROAD!
THIS IS MUCH BETTER!
(HORN HONKING)
WOWSERS!
GET OUTA THE WAY! YOU'RE
GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!
EEE--HR!
WHEN DID THIS FREEWAY
BECOME A 2-STORY BUILDING?
PHEW!
THAT BUS JUST DISAPPEARED.
HUH?
WHAT LUCK!
THIS MUST BE WEERE THE GREA
WAMBINI HOLDS HIS SEANCE!
DON'T WORRY.
I ' M SURE THE GREAT WAMBINI
WILL BE ABLE TO LOCATE
YOUR OWNER!
GO, GO GADGET VAN!
PENNY:
BRAIN.
BRAIN ANSWER ME!
HOW'S UNCLE DOING?
PLEASE REPORT!
RAOOO (HISS) OW, OW
OKAY BRAIN.
I 'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
KEEP AN EYE ON UNCLE GADGET!
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THEY'RE
BEING WATCHED THROUGH
THIS WINDOW.
USE ALL OUR
SPECIAL EFFECTS TONIGHT,
OH LESSER ONE!
YES, YOUR GREATNESS!
GADGET!
I THOUGHT I GO
RID OF HIM EARLIER.
BUT HE LEAVES ME NO CHOICE.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE HIM
DISAPPEAR MAGICALLY DURING OUR
LITTLE SEANCE!
I, I WANT TO GE
BACK MY KITTY!
I HOPE THE GREAT WAMBINI
CAN GET MY FOU-FOU BACK!
BABBLING BOB WAS
SUCH A GOOD OLD PARROT.
WHY, THE STORIES
HE COULD TELL!
EXCUSE ME, MADAM.
IS THIS YOUR PET?
RA-ROR-ROR-A-RAW!
I THOUGHT NOT.
YOU LOOK MORE
LIKE A DOG LOVER!
GOOD EVENING, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN!
WELCOME TO MY SEANCE!
OH, INSPECTOR GADGET, I AM
HONORED BY YOUR PRESENCE.
SHH, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
I'M ON A SPECIAL MISSION.
MY LIPS ARE SEALED!
THE SEANCE MAY NOW BEGIN.
THE GREAT WAMBINI WILL
FIND YOUR MISSING PET.
THINK DEEPLY OF YOUR PETS!
FOU-FOU! IT'S FOU-FOU!
OW.
PLEASE BRING MY
POODLE BACK TO ME!
PATIENCE, MY DEAR LADY.
THAT WHICH IS LOS
SHALL SOON BE FOUND.
LOOK!
EH, THAT'S MY BABBLING BOB!
YOU NEED STRONG THOUGHTS TO
BRING YOUR DEAR PARROT BACK,
SIR. TRUST. BELIEVE. PAY.
THAT'S MY KITTY!
COME HERE, COME TO ME!
WHAT IS THAT?
IT IS THE SPIRIT WIND BRINGING
BACK THAT WHICH IS LOST.
THE WIND TELLS US
WHERE LOST THINGS ARE.
A SACK FULL OF
JEWELS COULD ASSURE IT!
PLEASE, MR. WAMBINI BRING
FOU-FOU BACK TO MUMMY!
YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!
WHAT ON EARTH
HEH, HEH!
FOU-FOU MY FOU-FOU!
NOW, LET'S GO HOME WITH MUMMY!
IT'S ALWAYS A
PLEASURE TO HELP SOMEONE.
NOW, INSPECTOR,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
THAT REALLY IS A
SPIRITED WIND!
WOWSERS!
HEH HEH HEH!
I'll GET YOU, GADGET!
WHAT DID HE SAY?
WOWSERS!
THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED!
GO, GO GADGET ARMS!
NO, NO!
GADGET ARMS!
NEVER MIND, I'll GO
OUT THROUGH THE DOOR!
GO, GO GADGET HAMMER!
WOW!
ROOOA!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WOWSERS!!
THIS IS NO PLACE
FOR AN OLD LADY.
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU BETTER STAY IN
YOUR SEAT, MADAM!
YOU OUGHT TO FIX THAT DOOR.
WE COULD HAVE GO
STUCK IN THERE!
OH, WELL, THAT'S
PERHAPS WE NEED
SOME STRONGER MAGIC.
WHEN'S THIS SEANCE GOING
TO GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS.
HUH?
THIS TABLE SEEMS TO
BE A LITTLE WOBBLY.
THOSE ARE THE SPIRITS.
THEY LIFT THE TABLE TO
BETTER COMMUNICATE WITH US.
I'll JUST TAKE A LOOK.
AHA!
JUST A PROBLEM WITH
ONE LEG BEING TOO SHORT.
I CAN FIX IT IN NO TIME!
HEE, HEE, HEE
HELLO.
GO, GO GADGET SAW!
NO! NO!!
EEK!
WA---!!
WHEW!
AHHH!
EH, THAT'S NOT MY ALLIGATOR!
HURRY UP AND
BRING BACK MY BOB!
GIVE US A SIGN FROM
SOMEWHERE BEYOND!
WAMBINI DID IT!
WAMBINI DID IT!
OH! BOB, BOB!
THAT'S BOB ALL RIGHT.
I'D RECOGNIZE HIS
VOICE ANYWHERE.
OH FEATHERED FRIEND!
GRACE US WITH FLIGHT!
SO MANY PETS! SO LITTLE TIME!
SO THAT'S HOW HE DOES IT!
I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW
TO TAKE OVER CONTROL OF THE
SPECIAL EFFECTS.
WAMBINI DID IT!
WAMBINI DID IT!
UH, YES, HE DID, BABBLING BOB.
AND I'M SO GRATEFUL!
SILLY MAN!
PENNY TO BRAIN.
ROW-ROW-A-ROO-ROW?
DOWN THE HALL
AND TO YOUR LEFT.
(THANK YOU) RONK ROO.
WOWSERS!
I SHOULD RAVE
GUESSED THAT BEFORE!
THIS OLD LADY MUS
BE THE MAD AGENT!
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
HEY, WAIT!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!
BRAIN, OVER HERE!
I THINK I KNOW HOW WAMBINI
RUNS HIS SEANCE. I'll TRY TO
STOP THAT. YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.
ROW-ROW.
GADGET!
GREAT WAMBINI!
YES, DR. CLAW?
GADGET IS LOOSE IN THE HOUSE.
ELIMINATE HIM NOW
RIGHT AWAY, DR. CLAW.
WE'RE GOING OUT MADCAT.
NO NEED TO BE ALARMED.
I'VE CHECKED THE HOUSE
AND IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE.
WOWSERS!
OH, A, A NEW VISITOR.
EH, HEH, HEH.
THEN LET US
CONTINUE WITH THE SEANCE.
AND THIS TIME, LET US FINISH
WHAT WE STARTED OUT TO DO.
AS EASY AS ONE TWO THREE,
HE SAYS, BUT WHO GETS
STUCK WIIH ALL THE WORK?
ROWAR!!
WOWSERS!!
HEH HEH HEH.
NOT NOW, MADAM, I'M ON A CASE!
URAH!
WOWSERS! AGAIN!
PLEASE!
WE'VE GOT TO STOP
MEETING LIKE THIS!
PEOPLE WILL TALK.
DARN!
OUCH!
I'M FLATTERED, MADAM, BUT I
REALLY AM ON A CASE RIGHT NOW!
CAN WE MAKE THE
DATE FOR TOMORROW?
I'll GET YOU THIS TIME.
I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOUR FILMS!
BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK!
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE CONTROLS DON'T WORK.
I DID IT.
I TOOK CONTROL OF IT.
NOW!
WOWSERS!!
THIS ARMOR'S TOO OLD AND
ITS LEGS HAVE GOTTEN WEAK.
HEH. HEH, HEH!
CHIEF QUIMBY! CHIEF
QUIMBY. COME IN!
WE'LL GET THE MONEY NOW.
(HISSING LAUGHTER)
WAMBINI!
I'll BE RIGHT THERE!
GET READY!
WOW! WHAT WAS THAT?
A MIGHTY SPIRIT INDEED!
BUT I DON'T WAN
A MIGHTY SPIRIT!
I WANT MY KITTY!
I THINK HE NEEDS A
TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
THIS SHOULD DO IT.
STOP IT!
I SAID STOP IT.
BOO!
EEK!
AGH!
(TEETH CHATTERING)
PHEW!
EEK!
HUH, HUH, HUH.
EEK!!
HELP! HELP!
WOW!!!
WOW.
THAT'S NOT MY KITTY!
I WANT MY KITTY!
GO, GO GADGE
MAGNIFYING GLASS!
WELL, IT CERTAINLY
ISN'T A LOST PET.
MAYBE HE'S THE
OWNER OF MY LOST SNAKE.
GO GO GADGET HAND.
EEEEEEECK!!
GHOST!
I SAW A GHOST!
OF COURSE THERE WERE GHOSTS.
THIS IS A SEANCE!
THIS IS MY TRUSTED ASSISTANT.
MY TRUSTED ASSISTANT WILL
NOW PERFORM SOME TRICKS
FOR YOUR ENTERTANMENT.
I HAVE SOME SHADOW
ANIMALS I COULD DO!
AND THIS CONCLUDES
OUR PERFORMANCE!
I WANT MY KITTY!
MY KITTY!
JUST A FEW MORE DETAILS.
OH!!
GADGET!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT!
YOU'VE LOCATED
ALL THE LOST PETS.
OH NO, CHIEF!
THE GREAT WAMBINI FOUND ALL
THE PETS AND HE DIDN'T EVEN
STAY SO THAT WE
COULD THANK HIM!
HE'S MY FAVORITE
MAGICIAN YOU KNOW.
OH MY KITTY!
BY THE WAY CHIEF, CAN YOU TAKE
CARE OF ONE MORE LOST PET?
I HAVE A DATE
WITH A YOUNG LADY.
EEEEK!
HMMMM
GADGET!
YOU'VE RUINED MY
PLANS AGAIN, GADGET!
NEXT TME I'll RUIN
YOU, COMPLETELY!
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NICE DOGGIE!
YOU KNOW, UNCLE GADGET, IT'S
GOING TO BE HARD TO FIND THE
OWNERS OF ALL THESE PETS!
WHY'S THAT, PENNY?
MOST OF THESE DOGS
DON'T HAVE LICENSES.
THAT'S TRUE, PENNY.
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS
LICENSE YOUR DOG.
IT HELPS FIND THE OWNER
I F YOUR PET GETS LOST.
IT'S NOT ONLY THE
LAW, IT'S GOOD SENSE.
WOW!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU
CAN PROTECT YOUR PET.