Inspector Gadget (2015) s02e02 Episode Script

1 Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) Inspector Gadget! Ahhhhh! Some more aminofartic acid A little hint of Himalayan quinoa And a dash of liquid kale.
YES!!! [TALON CACKLES.]
DR.
CLAW: Talon! [YELPS.]
The MAD Muscle Mix, is it finished? Still working on it.
What's taking so long? Perfection takes time! Why do you think I spend three hours on my hair every morning? I have been wondering that myself, I mean, one hour, sure, but three NOT THE POINT! That mixture is the key to raising an army of unstoppable MAD super-humans! And maybe it'll help me get some more muscle tone.
[ROCK GUITAR SOLO.]
[SIGH.]
Well, maybe if you got out of your chair once in a while Less snark, more work! It's time for MAD to muscle up! [ROCK GUITAR SOLO.]
[EVIL LAUGH.]
Oohh laugh cramp.
I'm really outta shape.
[WOLF HOWLS.]
Wild animal on the loose! Go Go Gadget Tranquilizer Darts! [THWUP.]
[HOWL!.]
Some sort of invisible howler's made it past our security fence! [SIGH.]
It's just a werewolf movie, Uncle Gadget.
A werewolf movie? That's the fourth scariest type of movie, behind vampire, zombie, and romantic comedy! Are you sure you should be watching this? Sometimes it's nice to be scared in a, "It's only a movie" kinda way and not in a, "It's life or death 'cause you're the only thing standing between MAD and total annihilation" kinda way.
Y'know? [WOLF HOWLS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
See? I, for one, think we've had enough scares in this house today.
Wowzers! Now that's a horror show! Not as horrifying as MAD's latest plot Are they filming a romantic comedy? [SHUDDERS.]
MAD is developing a Muscle Mix to turn their agents into unstoppable super agents.
Your mission is to find their underground lab in London and destroy their research.
This message will self-destruct.
For the record, that counts as a "Not nice scare.
" Precisely.
It's the perfect mission to take your mind off those unstoppable man-eating monsters you've been watching! [BEEPING.]
[PANICKING.]
[BOOM.]
[GROANS.]
[CLOCK CHIMES.]
Ah, Swinging London.
City of Culture.
Home to Barkingham Palace, Big Bean, Abbey Avenue, that weird building shaped like an egg None of which we're gonna see 'cause we're stuck underground looking for MAD's lab.
Wowzers, I didn't know they put modern art down in these abandoned tunnels! What a city! Um, Uncle Gadget, are you sure these tunnels are abandoned? Of course, my feelings of abandonment are never wrong! [CHIRPS.]
Not fun.
Not fun.
NOT FUN! LOOK OUT! You're going to damage the artwork! Go Go Gadget Protective Wrap! The wait is over! We just need to put this brew to the test.
Not a moment too soon.
My treadmill's taunting me [GUITAR SOLO.]
[HAMSTER CHATTER.]
[DRIP.]
[PLOP / SIZZLE.]
Did it work?! Uhh YEP! Wow, look at that hamster tear the cage apart.
It's a beast! Really, can I see? Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me whipping up a new batch of Muscle Mix! [FAKES STATIC SOUND.]
Gotta go! Bye! Talon.
Wait Aggh!! Why can't I crack this!?! I deserve a break.
There's gotta be something around here to distract me.
[RUMBLE.]
Not what I had in mind Look like we found the underground Pet Nursery.
We should warn them that there's a secret MAD lab is around somewhere! Talon! Underground suits you.
It's where all the other moles live If you're here for Muscle Mix, you're not getting it! Mainly 'cause I haven't figured out how to make it yet Oooh, he's angry.
Time for operation "Brain grabs experiment, Penny creates distraction!" [SPLAT! SPLAT!.]
You've got a great career ahead of you, as a shooting gallery target! Hello there! What's your name? WOWZERS! What a bite! [CHUCKLE-BLEAT.]
Brain! Look out!!! You ruin my experiment, so I ruin you.
[WEREWOLF ROAR.]
[SHRIEKS.]
[ROARS.]
Huh? Ww w WereBrain! Grammar, Penny.
It's pronounced "Where is Brain.
" And that's a good question.
It worked! I gotta find out how it worked.
You don't mind if I run some tests on your dog, do ya Pen? It won't hurt him a bit! Ha, kidding.
We need to file a report right away.
This place is unsafe for pets.
[ROARS.]
No, Uncle Gadget.
Brain took off.
He turned into a Brain ran away? We have to find him! There's no telling what could befall a cute, helpless puppy out there! Go Go Gadget Jetpack! [CRASH!.]
That's strange, I never miss my mark.
I must be really worried about Brain! [BONK.]
Brain! Here boy!!! Maybe we don't want to shout quite so loud? Uncle Gadget? Oh no the WereBrain got him! He's not in the sewer! Go Go Gadget Legs! Are you okay? Just a little shaken up.
Usually, I'm sure-footed as a mountain goat.
Another close call! Worrying about Brain has really thrown me off my game.
Yeah that's it.
Maybe we should split up to cover more ground.
No, Uncle Gadget.
Splitting up's the worst thing we could do! They always do that in movies and it never works out! You've been watching too many monster movies, Penny.
There's no need to be scared, I know you can take care of yourself.
Go Go Gadget Copter! WHOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm not the one I'm worried about! Wowzers, how am I going to find Brain in the dark?! Go Go Gadget Searchlight! That's much better.
Oooh, a paw print! I'm on the trail.
Brain must be close.
But, where did he go?! Go Go Gadget Trail Finder! [POP! WOOSH!.]
Yikes! That's the last time I have triple bean chili for breakfast! [SNARLS.]
Uncle Gadget? Brain? (DEEP BREATH) Get a hold of yourself and think! Of course! I can track Brain through the camera on his dog collar! Oh no! I have to warn that girl hey, why is she waving just like me? [GASP.]
Girl warned.
[ROARS.]
[SCREAMS.]
Boy, Penny, you look awful! I miss Brain too.
He must be so scared alone in the big city.
Let's catch up to him! Now that's what I call "Brain food.
" All I need is the guest of honour.
That's a traffic hazard in the making! Wouldn't want our scared and lost Brain to get caught up in that mess! [TIRES SCREECH.]
[THWAP!.]
Wowsers!! Why so cranky, Pen? You turned my dog into a monster! You you monster! A monster that will help MAD get all super-sized! I think your ego's big enough.
Oh no.
HA! You can't stop me from getting my hands on your massive mutt.
If you're so desperate to find him, maybe you should turn around? [WEREWOLF ROAR.]
Good doggie? [SCREAM.]
Nice Brain Ow! Stop poking.
[SNARLING.]
Brain? I don't know if there's anything left of you inside that man-eating monster [SNARLS.]
But, if there is, I want you to know that you'll always be my best friend no matter what! [HOWLS.]
.
Okay that was less painful than I expected.
[BARKS.]
Brain! You're you! Sort of! What a beautiful view.
I should have no problem spotting Brain from up here.
Go Go Gadget Binoculars.
[HOWLS.]
Brain, you're back! Wow, the tranquilizer in the dart neutralized the active ingredient in the Muscle Mix.
Huh, Uncle Gadget actually saved the day without us! It's getting tight in here.
Go Go Gadget Scissors.
[THUD.]
Brain, there you are! You had us scared out of our minds! That's an understatement.
[YELPS.]
Great work, team.
Destroying the lab was one thing, but finding a cure for the Muscle Mix? That's above the call of duty.
Now Brain, you have to promise to never run off like that again.
You never know what kind of monsters wander these streets after dark! [SNIFFS.]
Why does your breath smell like mannequin? [BURPS.]
Once again, you've failed me Talon.
But I think this punishment is fitting.
No, please Uncle Claw Well I can't have it staring at me, taunting me, can I, Talon? [EVIL LAUGH.]
Ooohh laugh cramp.
Ouch! You packed my parachute? Scuba gear? Goalie pads? Ping pong helmet? You're only visiting Grandma Claw for the weekend.
Why so much stuff? You know Mama Claw's an extreme sports enthusiast.
I need to be prepared for anything.
Well I'll take good care of business while you're gone.
No no no no.
MAD is SHUT DOWN for the weekend so you can give the summer lair a good spring cleaning.
[SNAPS FIGERS.]
OOF!.
Dust doom lasers, polish detonators, defrost cryo-freezer, clean MADcat's litter?!! You be a good kitty while I'm gone.
[SNIFFLE.]
I COMMAND IT! [SNIFFLE!.]
Aw, you miss Uncle Clawsy wawsy? [WHOOSH.]
[CAT SCREECH!.]
Time to get down to business, Talon style.
Finally, I get a chance to show Uncle Claw that I can run the biz! Ow! [WHIMPERS.]
PENNY: Brain! Back flip whip kick! [WHACK! WHACK!.]
Nice work, Penny.
With that teamwork you'll make the HQ cheerleading squad in no time.
Thanks, Uncle Gadget! What cheerleading squad? Good news.
Dr.
Claw has been spotted visiting his mother for the weekend, so there won't be any MAD activity while he's gone.
What's the mission ball for? There's been some MAD-like activity happening around the city.
Three crimes have been committed: a prototype Robo-helmet was stolen from our own science lab, a gaming store was robbed, and a rare cockatiel was taken from the zoo.
Okay, that's pretty random.
Definitely feels like MAD.
Your mission is to stop this crime wave.
This message will self-destruct.
You can count on us, Chief.
[BOOM.]
[GROANS.]
Three perfect crimes in a row, no one constantly yelling "I COMMAND IT!" and a brand new bird henchman.
You're way better than a prissy cat.
Isn't that right, MADbird? [CAW CAW!.]
Time to show an old evil overlord what a young, and ridiculously good looking, evil overlord can do.
Huh, this goo looks like it came from Talon's Gum Gun, but if MAD's shut down, it can't be his.
I'll see if there's a match in our database.
It's strawberry flavoured.
The most evil of all gum flavours.
[PURRS.]
[GASP!.]
A lost cat! Someone is obviously releasing all the house pets.
That's just criminal! Bingo! Actually, Penny, Bingo is a dog's name.
[PRRR.]
I think she's trying to tell me where her home is! And I bet once I'm there, I'll find some clues indicating the perpetrator! Go Go Gadget Copter! This goo is from Talon's Gum Gun! Wait If Claw is gone that means Talon's on his own Brain, where's Uncle Gadget? [GRRR.]
[HELICOPTER SOUND.]
Hmm.
You keep an eye on him and I'll go after Talon.
Two can play the solo game.
Ok, technically that doesn't make sense but I know what I mean.
Aw man, I don't know what Uncle Claw is always complaining about.
Evil overlord-ing is SO easy! And destroying the global communications network will throw HQ in a total frenzy, putting me at the top of Uncle Claw's Christmas list! Aaaannnd FIRE! [ZAP.]
Time for the next tower.
And that's probably enough evil spinning.
[THWACK / SCREECH!.]
Stop struggling! I'm rescuing you! [EXPLOSION.]
There goes another tower! Ah, Penny! Good.
I can't seem to contact Gadget! Half of our communication devices are down! Tell him he has to get to the bottom of this before- [EXPLOSION.]
AH! I've got to cut Talon off at the next tower.
[BOOM!.]
Or the one after that.
Hold on I'm detecting some kind of remote signal originating from the Metro City Beach, and it's transmitting to [BIRD CALLS.]
a cockatiel wearing a helmet? Splat! Splatsplat! [Claw impression.]
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME splat! [MADcat impression.]
Splatsplat! Alright my man MADbird, same as last time.
Take the tower down hey, what gives? [BEEP.]
I guess the Robo-helmet's battery is low.
After this tower, fly back and I'll recharge it, easy peasy.
Who's Easy Peasy!? I thought I told you no guests?!! Hey! Uncle Claw! Whatcha doing? Ma's been alerted that communication towers are down all over the world.
World?? Well, that's good though, right? Like maybe, kind of a genius evil plan? Oh, it would be, if the loss of contact with global communications didn't trigger my lair's self-destruct mode! Um, heh, well we're talking so everything, uh must still be fine, right? Right? It won't be if another tower goes down And what are you hiding behind your back?!! What? Nothing! [BOOOM!.]
ALARM: Warning.
System breach detected.
Initiating self-destruct sequence.
Man, this day started out great! Nice little crime spree, some wanton destruction.
Then BAMM! The world is about to blow up around you! Okay, breathe.
Time to shut this computer down [MEOW!.]
What's that kitty, you live down there? That doesn't look like a very safe neighbourhood! "If lost return to 13 Destruction Boulevard.
Hm, Destruction Boulevard", that's just across town by the beach.
Time to get to the bottom of this crime wave! Okay Okay Okay Firstly, this is not my fault.
Secondly, it is very hard to shut down an auto-destruct sequence! PENNY: Well I bet it'll be pretty easy to shut down your sequence.
That could have sounded cooler.
Anyway, I trailed this bird, who I believe is yours, or more accurately, not yours in that it is stolen is my point Ugh.
I seriously don't have time for this! MADbird, fire! [ZAP! ZAP!.]
You had enough time to do all those crimes behind your uncle's back! Whatever.
Will you just listen?! I need you to hack into our mainframe, and re-route the communications towers while I try to find the override.
And why would I help you? ALARM: Two minutes to self-destruct.
There's that, and considering how many doomsday devices this lair has, if it blows, it will take out the whole city.
Ugghh, fine.
But after I save the city, I'm so kicking your butt.
This button should shut down the auto-destruct.
Accelerator initiated.
Sixty seconds to self-destruct.
Way to go amateur.
Oh, now that's mature.
Yes.
Stopping the self-destruct protocol AND capturing one of HQ's most talented agents is very mature! You really think I'm talented? BUSY HERE! Okay, now if I'm right YES! The override button! Na na, found it! [SCREEECH!.]
[THUD / BEEP.]
Come on! The low charge in MADbird's Robo-helmet is causing it to malfunction.
ALARM: Thirty seconds to KABOOM time.
Maybe I can remote charge it with my Codex and instruct the bird to push the button.
Ah, that beach house seems to be the place.
You'll be home in no time little kitty! Wowsers! Hurry up Penny! [CRASH!.]
OH COME ON!!!! [MADCAT MEOWS.]
Hello, I believe this is your cat? [MEOW.]
[MADBIRD SCREECH.]
[MADCAT SCREECH!.]
Argg! You are such a cat!!! I'm thinking MADcat doesn't like her feathered replacement so much.
ALARM: Twenty seconds to self-destruct.
Brain! No! Bad dog! Go Go Gadget Arms! [BRAIN BARKS.]
[ZAP! ZAP!.]
Wowsers! That bird really wants to get out of here.
Well, since we're not going to make it out of this alive Penny, I want you to know that I've always had a secret Got it! Robo-helmet recharged! ALARM: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six Yes, hit the button, hit the button! No, the override button! Three, two, one [BEEP.]
Self-destruct sequence cancelled.
Uncle Gadget! You saved the city! Wait.
What were you going to say? What I was going to say was Uncle Claw is so going to ground me, possibly into dust so, later! BRAIN! BACK KICK WHIP FLIP! [SMACK!.]
Well, at least I got to see him spin like a top, so that's something.
[SQUAWKS.]
Time to go! Gadget! Penny! Great job stopping MAD from destroying the city! Uh, Chief, can't talk! Have to run! Penny's right! I have to return this birdie to his owner! Go Go Gadget Copter! Ah, home sweet home.
[CRUNCH.]
TALOOOOON!!!