Living In Your Car (2010) s02e02 Episode Script

♪ Do your time to pay the price ♪ ♪ for every thing you've done wrong, baby.
♪ ♪ In your life, you get so high ♪ ♪ there's nowhere left to go but down.
♪ ♪ Don't believe that no one cares, ♪ ♪ 'cause we're here waiting for you, baby.
♪ ♪ Do your time ♪ ♪ then come home for ♪ ♪ then come home for good.
♪ I'm pursuing a dream Steve, a dream I've had for a very long time.
Oh, yeah? Which one, exactly? Figure skater, pastry chef? Olympic equestrian.
Every episode wraps itself up.
Neil: Yeah.
Toby: (Makes popping sounds) It's about a lawyer who deals with extremely difficult clients! Neil: It's your uh, new home! You-you bought it? Well, no, I mean, you did, with your share of the money from selling your car.
Listen Oscar, this is really good work on this.
I think they're going to go for it.
Really? - Go ahead.
- We're all ears.
They bought it 100%! Yes! ♪ (car rumbles) (Door slams) Oscar: Looks like you have settled in okay.
Yeah, who would've thought.
So you're here for a while then, I guess? Well, until I get back on top.
It has to be the top, eh? Yeah, the middle has never held much appeal for me.
Is that your car? Uh huh.
I thought the company gave you a promotion.
A probationary promotion.
I'm still making what I made in the mailroom.
Oh, what a bunch of shit! You know, I told you those honky bastards couldn't be trusted to treat a brother fairly.
Let's not make this about race, okay? That stuff just clouds my judgement.
I'm just saying you know, it's good that you are partnering up with me Oscar, because obviously it's the only way to ensure your future.
Unless we both wind up in jail! The scheme is legitimate.
Is it? Isn't it really just about getting your former partners to give us their money? Well, that doesn't make it illegal, it just makes it more I don't know satisfying.
You know, using money from those deceitful bastards to fund our new enterprise without them knowing I'm involved, is pure bliss, my friend.
Now all we have to do is come up with a new enterprise.
You know we have to stay alert for any new and innovative idea that we could turn into an overnight success.
Right, well, how hard can that be? Well, don't worry.
We're gonna work magic together, my friend.
When's your next meeting at the prison with Gordon and Liev? Oh! Well, first I have to have a meeting with their wives, and you were right! They're the only ones with access to the hidden funds.
Apparently they wanna see for themselves if I can be trusted.
Okay, be careful, they're a lot smarter than their husbands, and they're both pretty um, intense.
- In what way? - In just about every way, actually.
Anyway, help yourself to some more lemonade, Oscar.
I've gotta get going, I'm uh starting a new job today.
Congratulations! It's just something to tide me over, but uh, you never know! (Laughs) Oh, hey! I got you this uh prepaid cell phone, you know, in case we need to get in touch fast.
Wow, that's good thinking.
Oscar: What is that transvestite doing over there? I don't know, but she does it every day.
(Ribbons rustle) ♪ the deal is I get my costs back, plus 50 percent of whatever you sell.
Cost, plus 50 percent.
That's a bit much! Yeah, but the good news is they cost almost nothing.
Steve: What are you selling 'em for? Well, that depends who's buying 'em, see.
The more people think they're worth themselves, the more they wanna pay.
Now, I get these dirt cheap from a fabric guy I know.
See at the ritzier houses, the velvet bag with its message of refined elegance gets a $300 mark up.
So, 'ya think you're ready to go door to door? Yeah, I think I can handle it, Phil! I did run a multi million dollar company.
Sure, into the ground.
I meant, is your heart really into this? Yeah, for the time being.
I've got something more substantial in the works.
Something big, Steve? Something massive, Phil.
That sounds risky.
Are you sure you want to go that route again? Oh, yeah.
My rebirth is close at hand.
So, let's just get some inventory, - I'll get started.
- No, wait a second! Before hitting the road, you've got to get together with my top seller, who knows all the uh, sales techniques.
Phil, come on! Just by picking up this knife, I'm already your top guy! You've never sold in the trenches, Steve.
Hustling money from banks or whatever you used to do, I mean, that's a different animal than going door to door! Okay, sure.
Where do I meet him? You meet her in my office.
You should always have a reason for standing at someone's door.
I'm here to sell you this knife isn't exactly good enough.
Why not try something a little bit more personal, like, "I was just down the block selling some knives to Mr.
Jones at 412, and I thought why not let his neighbour "in on such a great offer?" Why are you looking at me like that? (Laughs) Sorry.
I just never thought I'd be getting sales training from my daughter.
Bothers you? Are you kidding? It thrills me! It means you don't need me.
Dad, of course I need you! No, no, I mean in the long run.
It's clear you're going to get on just fine.
Now that you're as certain of that as I am, why don't we start focusing on making sure that you're going to get on just fine.
You don't have to worry about me, Kate! I'm on a journey.
A journey? Actually, it's two journeys.
Parallel, but different.
No, not parallel, just different.
One is a highly organized and detailed path to economic recovery, perhaps even supremacy.
- Dad? - And the other is purely instinctual, could take me just about anywhere.
Selling knives to anyone who answers the door, I mean, where will that lead me? I have no idea.
But why don't we try talking about this other journey, you know the one that might lead you to economic supremacy.
- Uh, I'd rather not get into that right now.
- Why? Because it involves some of the same stuff that you used to pull? You mean, is it technically illegal? Not intentionally.
It's not intentionally technically illegal? No.
I mean yeah, it's not.
Okay dad, why don't we just concentrate on selling knives.
For now, you mean? Sure, no problem! Uh, where are you going? We're not finished your sales training yet.
Oh! Sorry.
Kate: Okay.
Steve: What's going on here? Jesus mom, take it easy! Lola: Hold still, for God's sake! And keep those ladies smiling! Steve: Lori, what's going on? I'm moving on with my life, Steve.
You're doing what you're doing, and I am moving on.
Steve: To where, the prom? Don't tell him, sweetie, he no longer has the privilege of knowing what you do with your time.
It's okay.
It's a gala for those of us in the horse community.
There's a horse community? Says the guy who lives in a car community.
Time to lose the attitude, pal! It's a networking opportunity.
Horse people network, do they? Lori: Those of us that don't just have hobby farms do, those of us that train, show, and breed.
That why you're all dolled up? You planning to breed tonight? Look, we have nothing to talk about.
Just get out of here.
I wouldn't mind talking about when you're gonna give me some of the money you made from the sale of our house! Ha! Like that's ever gonna happen! Your share of the proceeds were seized by the government because of your crime, Steve.
Crimes that I committed in part to maintain your lavish lifestyle, huh? So maybe you could I don't know, find- (doorbell rings) Lori: He's here! You're good! You're beautiful.
Who's uh who's "he"? Everything you're not.
Kate: He's so good looking.
Steve: And rich? Kate: Yeah, like horse breeder rich.
What's that mean? You know, old money.
Wow.
It was one thing when she was replacing me with a string of pathetic losers, but this guy Kate: Dad, forget it! You're on a journey, remember? Steve: Yeah.
Now, let's get out there and sell some knives! Yeah.
♪ Without a doubt, the finest cutlery.
And so, keeping all that in mind, you must certainly see how this little beauty here is the one and only carving knife that you will ever, ever need.
Huh? So, what do you think? Wow, I've never heard anyone describe a knife with such passion! Ah, so we can discuss price, then? Well, we could, if I had any money.
Ah, a bargaining tactic which I read loud and clear.
Fortunately, you qualify for a special low rate.
No, no, no.
You don't understand.
I can't afford this knife at any price.
Really? Then why did you invite me in? Let me talk, so long.
(Laughs) Company.
What? Well, ever since my girlfriend walked out on me, I've been a little down in the dumps.
Oh.
Probably doesn't help that you're surrounded by all this garbage either, huh? This isn't garbage! This, no! This this Well, obviously some of it's garbage, but it's here for a perfectly good reason.
Yeah? Was everything you told me about this knife true? 'Cause I mean you know, some of the claims you were making were a little outlandish.
Hey, when I'm selling something, I try to believe every word I say.
Even when you're lying? It doesn't feel like lying.
It just feels more like showmanship.
Really? I've got something to show you.
Oh.
To show me? (Locks click) (Blinds rattle) That's not half bad, actually.
Like I said.
(Laughs) (Victor sighs) Adadio hums, plays stuttering music) Victor: What do you think? My invention! You're using a tomato to power that radio? Almost, you know, I mean the radio's getting most of its power from a double "A" battery right now, but I am so much closer! To inventing a radio that runs on tomatoes.
Yes, yes, yes! But I mean most organic waste will do the trick as well.
You're trying to turn organic waste into energy? That could be a goldmine! Yes, indeed.
I'm just not sure if I have what it takes to get it to the next level.
You mean the skill? No, no, like the the pizzazz, the-the chutzpah.
The showmanship.
Exactly, and you know, having an idea that's great is one thing, but determining how to sell that idea Two completely different skills.
Exactly, you know.
So when I showed you the Gergenhoffer waste reversal power delivery system, and I was watching you in action earlier, I knew that you just might be the guy I've been waiting for! We're gonna need a catchier name.
(Makes a strange noise) - Did you hear that? - Hear what? Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! My hibiscus plants! This is too much! These were Ellen's favourites! Steve: Racoons? Victor: No, it's my next door neighbour.
Really?! Probably in response to me Jerry rigging my drain pipes into his gutters.
Why would you do that? I had to make a statement.
Ever since his girlfriend left him, he's been taking his pain out on me.
His girlfriend left him too? Well then, maybe instead of pulling stupid pranks, you guys should I don't know, help each other get through your individual pain, and disappointment.
Yeah, the only problem with that is um she left me for him.
She- you stole his girlfriend? He stole her from me first! Oh, tell the truth, Victor.
Was she actually with you? Victor: You knew, I was pining after her for years! Oh yeah pining, pining, like a lovesick teenager.
Even after she got tired of waiting for him to make his move and came to me, he kept mooning over her, and sending her gifts, and pathetic love letters.
Except it worked! She came knocking on my door late one night last November.
Worst day of my life.
So where is she now, this Ellen? Ellen, is it? Well, she didn't wanna think she was the cause of all this- childishness.
So last we heard she uh ran off with the guy in 283.
You ruined my life, Victor.
You ruined mine first, Graham! Fine.
I'm sorry about the hibiscus plants, they just reminded me of Ellen too much.
Well, it's understandable, but you realize, I've gotta take revenge.
Or you could just apologize! And we could put all this behind us! Well, let's discuss that after I tear something out of your garden! Oh, whatever.
Who's this? Oh hi, I'm Steve.
I'm just on your street today selling some extremely versatile carving knives.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
I could use a new carving knife.
What do they cost? Well, there's a certain amount of flexibility about that but uh, Victor, are you okay with this? Yeah, a guy's gotta make a living.
Okay, hang on.
(Grunts) Neil: Okay, last one.
Toby: This is it! Toby: This is the one! Neil: Hit me! Toby: Turtle! Neil: Turtle! Neil: Again.
Toby: Rape! Neil: Rape! Turtle rape.
(Sighs) Some of the hottest shows on TV are about rape.
Yeh, but a turtle? Neil: I mea.
Toby: No, no, no, no, no.
The Animal Channel.
Toby: Animal sex is very very popular Yeah, but that's you know, that's some pretty edgy programming that's-- that's true but I-- Uh, the actual- the actual raping of a turtle-- Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! The agreement was, you don't speak.
Toby: I'll put in the maybe pile.
(Knocking) Well, this should be good.
And that is basically it! Steve: In a nutshell, so, what do you think? Toby: Boring.
- Boring, are you serious? Neil: If you had talked for one more minute, I was going to staple your lips together! The survival of our planet depends on new technological advances in the field of renewable energy.
I almost fell asleep during that sentence.
More to the point, look at him.
He's got no sex appeal! Shut up! He's got no sex appeal.
He's barely got a pulse! On a scale of 1 to 1000, how bangable is this man? Girl 1: Three.
Girl 2: Three and a half.
Toby: (Laughs) Sorry, no deal, Steve.
Because they don't want to have sex with him? Who-who are these women, anyway? Neil: That's Amber and Trudy! Consulting producers.
And their function in your company besides advising you who's bangable, and who isn't? That's not enough? So all your projects have to involve someone that people want to have sex with? No, just the ones that don't have anything else going for them! Kinda like the one you just pitched.
Okay, look: We just need a little seed money to get his invention off the ground.
You get behind this and I might let you do something about another project I'm working on.
Which is? It's a secret for now.
Look, we're looking for something big, Steven, not-not one of your latest delusional daydreams.
Toby: We need something to launch us into the upper Echelon of factual entertainment, so.
Neil: Yeah, we need something to launch us.
Where were you last night? I was at home, why? Neil, can I just talk to you for a minute? Steve: What's he doing? He follows me everywhere I go, it's part of our agreement.
In case we get a good idea, we split the credit.
But I don't feel comfortable sharing this with him! Toby: Just chop, chop! Will you? Look at this article.
Postman on his route finds his front door wide open.
There's a large carving knife lying in the front hall.
The owner of the house is nowhere to be found.
That's Victor's neighbour! Neil: The postman? Steve: No! The missing guy, Graham.
Victor here, and Graham, they have this sort of rivalry going for this woman, so.
Are you saying he offed his neighbour? Oh, Jesus! Wait, it gets worse.
The carving knife was from some shipment of stolen kitchen supplies! Okay, you've completely lost me now.
I sold Graham that knife yesterday! It was my only sale! You're a knife salesman now? Forget about the knife okay, this is a red herring.
Let's focus on the violent, sexual triangle of this pitch.
But this isn't a pitch, this is not a pitch! Hey, what'd you do with the body, huh? Victor: What? Forget it, okay, we'll worry about that later.
Let's figure something out.
You know what I like about this? It's violent! Victor: What's he talking about? Toby: Okay, in a pitch meeting, that's what you open with.
Don't wait 'til you're about to get kicked out on your ass! That knife probably has my fingerprints on it.
Now with my criminal record, - I could be in big trouble here! Victor: For what? Well, possession of stolen property- Neil: Accessory to kidnapping, assault, murder! Murder? I didn't-no, I didn't do anything to Graham, sure, he drove away the only woman I'm ever capable of loving, but I wouldn't- Neil: Did I tell you? I told you about this guy, did I not, huh? I'm telling you, he's a bottomless pit of tragic misadventure! That's the gift that keeps on giving.
I mean, this is the show! On the run from the fugitive's point of view, the real fugitive! That's the turtle! Title.
Come on, let's go take care of this.
Let's get out of here.
One step ahead of the heat, with us there all the time, to observe every move that's there, and watch them try to evade the law! Yeah, yeah, yeah! We can make it all a little bit more interesting by playing God, right? Planting a series of anonymous tips for the police.
Neil: While teaching our fugitives how to live like wanted men! Oh! Oh! We give them uh, survival advice.
Neil: Shut up! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Neil: Shut up! Toby: You shut up! Hey! Production starts right now! Right now! Toby: I like this guy.
Trudy: So do we.
Toby: Where'd they go? Trudy: They left while you were talking.
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Toby: Come on! Hey, well, where are you guys going? What are we gonna do when you leave? Neil: Do whatever you do when we're not around! Well, suppose someone walks in on us? Marty: Wait, wait! (Girls giggle) (Phone rings) Yeah? Steve: Stolen knives Phil, huh? You have my daughter selling stolen knives? Look, the deal with this particular source is strictly don't ask, don't tell.
She's finished with this.
I want your word! Phil: You're blowing this way out of proportion! I figure, the worst case is the knives are defective, or made with exploited child labour, you know.
She's out, no training your sales staff, no strategizing, nothing! Phil: Are you sure? I only need her expertise here.
I'll tell Lori.
Okay, okay, she's out! Steve: Okay, good.
Put Kate on.
Sorry about those guys back there, and they're not even on drugs.
The sad thing is, not so long ago, Neil was a relatively competent person.
Hi, dad.
Look honey, you need to promise me you won't have anything more to do with Phil's knife business.
Not even as a consultant? We could sign a limited liability contract.
I don't know, it's still not- I'll make sure it's airtight.
Promise! I'll think about it, okay? Look, I've gotta run.
Love you, honey.
(Sighs) Now what? I'll see if uh I can find us a place to lay low for a while.
From who? You think the police could really be after us? Well, I think it's safer to go with a yes to that question for now.
Come on.
Alex: Haven't heard from you in months, and suddenly, you show up asking me to harbour a violent criminal? I'm not a violent criminal.
I don't know about this, Steve.
I promised myself I'd never again be taken advantage of by somebody I looked up to.
Steve used to be my boss, until he made me an unwitting participant in a massive fraud.
Different time, different circumstances.
Listen, you got nothing to worry about, Alex.
Which is exactly what he said when he asked me to record those capital cost allowances at an accelerated rate.
These muffins are good! You really like them? 'Cause it's my career now.
Steve: Baking muffins? Alex: Baking anything.
I'm trying to get my product into those high end grocery stores.
Oh, yeah? How's that going? The problem is keeping 'em fresh, while I do my pitch to the store managers.
They're at their best just out of the oven.
Well, maybe Victor here can help you with that.
He's an inventor! Who's never made anything that works, or that people want, but Yeah, but who's on the cusp of inventing something great.
Huh? (Laughs) I guess you miss your mom, huh? She's gone to a much better place.
The Caymans? No, she's dead, Steve.
That means she's dead.
Oh yeah, right, right.
Listen, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, Alex.
It's just that, I-you know, I needed a place to think about what we're gonna do.
(Sighs heavily) No, what's the point.
I just have to turn myself in.
- What? - Yeah, Victor.
A stolen bloody knife, probably with my fingerprints on it, I just have to Okay, you just stay here until I just get this cleared up.
Well, suppose you don't get it cleared up, you know, Graham's still missing, and- listen, I'm just I'll just deal with it, okay? (Cell phone rings) Who's Graham? Hmm? Oh, it's a long story.
Alex: Did Steve kill him? Victor: No.
Alex: Did you? Victor: No! Good.
- Muffin? - Please.
Oscar, you've gotta speak up, I can't hear you! Steve, I'm in a little trouble here.
Yeah? What's going on? Well, quite a lot actually.
Steve: How did your meeting with the wives go? Well they were pretty intense, like you said they would be.
Nothing you can't handle, though.
Oscar: Well, it was touch and go there for a while.
But you wound up impressing them though, right? I think so, it's kinda hard to say.
But you're still confident you've got a deal in the works? Well, they'll probably want to meet again.
I'm scared, Steve.
I'm very scared! Scared of what? Oscar: They-they might want more than I'm capable of delivering! Oh, come on, Oscar! There's no limit to your ability to make them feel satisfied.
Well, that might not be true.
Look, okay? You've just gotta keep at it.
It'll be fine! Oscar, promise me you're gonna keep at it! (Sighs) Uh uh I don't know who this is, but I can assure you that he'll be keeping at it for another hour or two, minimum! (Girls laugh, Oscar chuckles uncomfortably) Oscar: Oh! (Girls giggle and moan) (Cell phone beeps off) (RV rumbles) (Truck revs) (Sighs heavily) Marty: Can you believe this guy? God! Make a decision, for God's sake! No, no, no, no, it's good.
It's good, it's screams inner turmoil.
It screams idiot! Yeah, yeah! I have to agree.
I mean all afternoon? It takes him all afternoon to decide whatever it is he's going to tell them? Maybe it's not so easy to turn in a friend.
Oh, friend, shmend! Get a new one! What? What? Oh, no! You and I? No, we're we're more than that! We, you know, we got a future.
Right? Marty: Guys, guys, what is this? What-who-who is this? Who is that? Steve: Graham?! Graham: Hi.
You're what's going on? What did you tell this police? Nothing, I've been like pacing here for hours, trying to think of something to say that you know, wouldn't get any of us in more trouble than we already are! Me, my father-in-law, you know, maybe even my kid! You know, about the stolen knives? You never answered that question, by the way.
Huh? The one that went, "what's going on?" Graham: Tell him.
Victor: No, you can tell him.
Graham: No, he's your friend! Victor: I hardly know him.
Okay.
Well, as you can see, - I'm alive.
- Yeah.
Victor: He always has been.
Steve: No kidding.
No, I mean we never really actually meant for people to think he was dead.
Graham: No, just missing! Victor: Under mysterious circumstances.
We didn't mean for it to go so far, it was all just to get Ellen back.
Victor: We both agreed that we need another shot at her.
Graham: 'Cause if she thought one of us was missing and the other one was responsible-- You know, I mean, in other words, that we're both in trouble-- She'd leave the guy that she was with, and come back! Victor: And then everything could start again on an even foot! Graham: No more games.
Victor: Just us declaring our love, let her decide! But we didn't know the knives were stolen, and that you had a police record.
Anyway, the point is, we can't let you get in trouble for something that you had nothing to do with! Victor: Unless of course you actually stole the knives, or that you knew they were stolen? Innocent on both counts, honest! Victor: Okay, okay, okay! Now what? I guess we should get in there and clarify the situation.
Victor: I hope that no one gets in too much trouble.
Steve: Oh, God.
Come on.
(Sighs disgustedly) Marty: Look at that, lookit! They're all going inside! They're all going in there, all of them! What the hell's is going on? Toby: What's going on? Our show's in there, and we're out here, man! We got-we gotta get in there! But how? How are we getting in? I don't know, will you think of something? Like, that's your job! You can't think of an idea? Neil: Shut up, I can't think of anything! (Impact grunt) Okay! You get in there, you get your ass in there, you tell them that you've been assaulted! Fuck! Yeah, by you! It doesn't matter, you get in there, find out what's going on with our story! You get in there! You're the one that's been assaulted! Ow! Fuck! Yeah, now you're assaulted! You go in there! Toby: Get in there! Neil: You get in thereeee! Oh man, this sucks! We're stuck in here, and our story's in there, man.
What a fucking show it probably is too, because that was the dead guy in there, right? The dead guy's in there! Man this sucks, I'm becoming very disappointed in you, Neil.
Me too, Uncle Neil.
I'm very disappointed in you.
Marty: Aaah! Aaah! Neil: (lncoherent screams of rage) Neil: I hate you! The reason I didn't finish my MBA was because I thought it was better to just get into the trenches, and learn what I needed to learn, hard and fast.
Both our husbands have MBAs.
- And they're assholes.
- Useless assholes.
You're nothing like them.
Wife 1: So there's no reason to apologize for not having a stupid degree, because you have so much more! I wasn't apologizing, I was just- Wife 2: We like you.
We like you a lot.
And it's not because of that little bit of fun we had.
Wife 2: Well, it was more than just a little bit! Wife 1: Well, I'm just saying, that's not why we like him, we like him for way more substantial reasons.
Wife 2: Oh, like the fact that he's nothing like our husbands.
A man that could be trusted with anything.
Including the stability of our family fortunes.
We like him because we suspect we uh, intuit that he can be trusted in that regard.
This plan, this outline that you have, it's impressive.
I mean, the start up money, and then the money to hold back for R&D, all very impressive.
Wife 1: So, all you need now is a product! Oh, when will you be ready to talk to us about what it is we'll actually be investing in? Well I'm winnowing it down.
There are two or three ideas at the top of the list right now.
Wife 2: But you wanna make sure that we go with the right one.
Yes, I don't want you to waste your time.
Or our money.
Right.
But the next time we talk, I'll be able to present the best idea to you in detail, along with a complete prospectus on its development schedule, market readiness, and uh (Laughs) Everything else you'll need to know.
Great! Well, who wants to join me in the pool? Wife 2: I'm in! Oscar, are you coming? Oh, I was always taught never to go swimming right after a meal.
Wife 1: Who said anything about swimming? (Wives giggle) Wife 1: Come on! Oscar: Why can't I just be strong? Back to work.
Bonsai! (Water splashes) (Cell phone rings) Steve: Thanks.
Cop: No problem.
Graham: Anyone else you can call? Well, just my lawyer, but he'd probably just try to have me committed again.
Again? Yeah.
Well it was back when I first started living in my car.
And it was a very, very nice car.
Graham: Oh.
What are we being charged with exactly, anyway? Well, they probably haven't decided yet, there are a lot of options.
And what's the matter, Steve? You seem distracted.
Just thinking about my wife, and her new boyfriend.
I guess she really is moving on to a better situation.
And he's rich, very connected, very respected.
Not much chance he'll ever wind up in here.
Victor: Never thought I'd wind up in here.
Me neither.
(All sigh) ♪ Every time I wake up ♪ ♪ I come around.
♪ ♪ I hear the sweetest sound ♪ ♪ from the underground.
♪ (keys clack) ♪ Here you come again ♪ ♪ with your mournful sigh ♪ You coming to bed? Yeah, in a while.
Some more uh, work to do on this damn contract.
You want me to wait up for you? No, that's okay, I by the time I come up, I'll probably be pretty drained.
Good night.
(Keys clack) Everything I'm doing right now, Rick, is just for you.
It's all about you.
Anytime you want, you can think about me.
(Giggles) (Lotion squishes) Porn star: You ready? (Giggles) (Sighs) (Moans)