Mighty Med (2013) s02e02 Episode Script

Dude, I thought we were going to the Halloween party at school.
Why aren't you in a costume? I am.
Why else would I be dressed like this? Because it's much nicer than what you usually wear? What are you supposed to be? I'm a party animal.
Party.
Animal.
Yeah, no one's gonna get that.
Unlike my costume.
You're not wearing a costume.
Yes, I am.
I'm a nerd.
See? I'm holding a book.
Like a nerd.
Pfft.
That's insane.
No one's even gonna notice you're wearing a costume at all.
Kaz, I like your nerd costume.
Oliver, I've no idea what you are.
So you must love having your powers back.
If you're looking for a way to thank me, you could I was going to kiss you, but okay.
Hey, Skylar, what's up with your hair? Your pink streak, it turned white.
Uh that's just part of my Halloween costume.
I'm Skylar Storm at 80 years old.
There is a storm coming.
Skylar Storm.
Well, good, because everyone knows that a telltale sign of a superhero turning evil is when one of their distinctive features turns white.
I am not evil, I am just old.
Can one of you whipper-snappers teach me how to attach a photo to an email? Email? Wow, you are old.
Horace, what happened? Oh, I spilled some prune juice on my pants.
Yeah, I meant the dying superhero.
Oh.
Snowstorm was attacked by her nemesis, the Incinerator.
She's in stable condition, but there's a risk the Incinerator's toxin will spread and burn her up inside.
I don't get it.
Why isn't Snowstorm's freezing power counteracting the heat? Because the Annihilator stole her powers.
I saw her canister on his shelf, next to Skylar's.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Kaz and I can go to the Annihilator's lair and get back Snowstorm's powers, and while we're there, we can grab all the other powers and restore them to all the superheroes who lost them? No.
I was actually thinking how much I love Kaz's nerd costume.
Oliver, I have no idea what you are.
What are you doing? I'm just trying to hide this prune juice stain.
There, now it doesn't show.
I heard Oliver and Kaz say there's a Halloween party tonight at the Normo school.
Can I go? I don't want you in the Normo world.
It's too dangerous.
Too dangerous? This place gets attacked like once a week.
Besides, going to the party will give me a chance to explore my roots, since I'm half-Normo.
Half-Normo? Who told you that? You did.
Oh, that's right.
You are half-Normo.
That's part of your history I'd like to forget, so I did.
Anyway, you can't go to the party because we're celebrating Halloween right here at Mighty Med.
I'll show you.
Say trick-or-treat.
Trick-or-treat.
Trick! There! Wasn't that fun? I love Halloween! Oh, hey, Phillip, can I talk to you for a second? No.
Thanks.
I don't know what to do.
I want to go to this Halloween party tonight at the Normo school, but my Uncle Horace won't let me.
I'm thinking about sneaking out and going anyway.
What do you think? I think you should leave me alone.
That's what everybody says.
Psst.
Hey, kid, come here.
You should definitely go to that Normo Halloween party.
Really? Yeah, and we'll go with you.
Halloween's the only day of the year we can walk among Normos and not draw attention.
Agh! Dude, kind of hard not to draw attention with a spotlight on you.
You can all come, but I don't want my Uncle Horace to know I'm gone.
Phillip, put this on and pretend to be me.
Here.
Yeah, good start being me.
That's totally something I would do.
Hey, Skylar, we need your help.
Kaz and I are going to the Annihilator's lair to bring back all the stolen powers and restore them to all the superheroes.
You're doing what? I mean, you're doing wha-at? Yeah, anyway, Oliver's too weak to carry the powers and I'm too lazy.
So can you come with us and help? Dang it! I'd love to, but Horace won't let me leave Mighty Med until he runs some tests on me.
What's that, Horace? Okay, on my way.
That was my super-hearing test.
Aced it.
Hey, why don't we just ask Tecton to help? He's a superhero.
He has more important things to do than to be our errand boy.
Think outside the box.
He's a superhero.
Superheroes help people.
We're people.
We need help.
So he'll help us.
That's not how it works.
Tecton, will you help us with an errand? Sure.
I'm a superhero.
I help people.
You're people.
You need help.
So I'll help you.
Finally, I get to see Normo teenagers in their natural habitat.
And what's more natural than pretending to be the undead or an ice cream cone? Alan? I almost didn't recognize you in that crazy costume.
A sweater vest with sleeves.
Insane.
What are you supposed to be? The floor of a movie theater.
Normo log, entry one: you can find free snacks on the floor of a Normo movie theater.
Okay, I'm gonna go do some more research.
Remember, we can't let anybody know that superheroes actually exist, so do not use your powers here.
He's talking to you, Incognito.
Ah! Jeez! Don't you knock before you enter from a space portal? Sorry.
Listen, I have bad news.
Oliver and Kaz are going to return the powers in your lair to the superheroes that you stole them from.
Hmm.
Maybe we can use this to our advantage.
Go to my lair and sabotage the powers before the boys get there.
Brilliant.
Then when they restore the powers, they'll create an army of evil superheroes.
Wait.
Someone's coming.
I love doing that.
Make sure the boys are delayed.
Will do.
See you later.
You're still there, aren't you? Sorry, I really love doing that.
Tecton said he'd meet us at the lair.
He's helping a friend move.
That guy really needs to learn to say no.
Good, you guys haven't left yet.
We were about to when we realized that we need one of Experion's eyeballs to get past the Annihilator's retina scanner.
So we went all the way down to Mighty Max and then Experion remembered that the Annihilator keeps an extra eyeball hidden under the welcome mat.
Which seems like an unsanitary place to keep an eyeball, but then again, the guy does live in a sewer.
Boys, Snowstorm has taken a sudden turn for the worse.
We have to restore her powers right away or she'll die.
Also if you see Alan, tell him I made him this for Halloween.
That's the worst carved pumpkin ever.
Are you kidding? It's a perfectly accurate portrait.
Doctor O'Lantern, let's go tend to Snowstorm.
Kaz, we have to get to the lair fast.
Hey, maybe I can open up a space portal for you guys.
You'll get there in, like, a second.
Ooh, I've always wanted to travel through a space portal.
Wait, is it cold? Yeah, should we wear windbreakers? You'll be fine.
But don't tell Horace I used my powers, because he'll get mad and I hear he's throwing eggs at people.
Trick! Where are we? Skylar's space portal accidentally stranded us in space space space.
Horace was right.
Her powers are still messed up.
But luckily we're surrounded by some kind of bubble.
Yeah, but it's freezing in here.
And you made fun of me for having a windbreaker.
All right, let's just go back through the portal.
The portal's gone! What if we're stuck in here? How much oxygen do we have? Don't worry.
We're not going to run out of oxygen.
How do you know? Because we're going to be killed by that meteor first! The meteor is coming right for us.
We've got to do something.
You're right.
Do you really think that's gonna help? No, I just don't want to spend my last few minutes with a cold neck.
Wait.
I've got it.
Hamsters.
What? Run like a hamster in a wheel.
It worked.
You saved our Hamsters! Look, we can't keep this up forever.
Give me your watch.
What for? Just do it.
Here.
Just so you know, you can't stop time by smashing my watch.
No, I think I know how to open a space portal.
Do you remember how Silver Shield opened a hole in space by shooting a neutron blast through a quartz crystal? Well, your watch has a quartz crystal and cell phones give off neutron blasts.
No, they don't.
Well, they give off something! Look, I know you were right about the costume and I know you were right about Tecton helping us, but this makes absolutely no sense at all.
Well, do you have a better idea? Because by my watch, we have about a minute to live.
Fine.
Wait, if you have a watch, why would you break mine? Because it's part of a matching set.
Alan, ready for more Halloween fun? Do you mind? I'm trying to work here.
My goodness! Alan, I love your Phillip costume.
I'm not Alan.
I'm Phillip.
This is just a sweater vest, which fit easily over my embarrassingly tiny head.
Phillip, did Alan put you up to this? Where is he? He made me swear not to tell you, so I'm going to tell you.
He snuck out with a bunch of superheroes to go to a Halloween party at a school.
Oh, this is terrible.
Alan's too reckless.
He'll reveal the existence of superheroes to the Normo world.
This is all my fault.
I made him believe he was half-Normo to preserve the true identity of his superhero father, Optimo.
Did I do the right thing? Do the ends justify the means? I'm sorry, I stopped listening after you said "asparagus".
I didn't say "asparagus".
You said it a week ago.
I stopped listening to you a week ago.
Then somebody missed the ending of a very exciting asparagus story.
Okay, it's ready.
I'll open the space portal on ten.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi We have no air! Stop with the Mississippis! Well, now you made me lose count.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi Contaminate superhero powers, check.
Mail cable bill, check.
What am I forgetting? Oh, right.
You did it! You saved our lives.
Your crazy idea worked.
And I didn't even get to ten Mississippi.
Seriously, I am never ever going to second guess you again.
Good, because we have to get to the Annihilator's lair.
According to my two watches, Tecton's been waiting for us for, like, 10 minutes.
Skylar? What are you doing here? Uh Kaz and Oliver asked me to get Snowstorm's powers back.
She's really sick.
You don't seem like you're in much of a hurry to get back to Mighty Med.
You've made a pot of tea and done a crossword puzzle.
By the way, Norwegian tourist attraction is fjord.
And you're holding a device that's only purpose is to contaminate powers.
Tecton, I swear, you're wrong.
I'm Skylar Storm.
I would never do anything evil.
Like this, for instance.
Now you will become Evil Tecton.
Normo log, entry 37: Baby carrots, baby corn, baby back ribs.
Normos love to eat babies.
Alan! How could you? I specifically told you not to leave the hospital.
You disobeyed me and put the secret of the superhero world in jeopardy.
Don't worry.
I'm learning a lot here.
And besides, no one even suspects that these are actual superheroes.
Everyone! It's time to announce the best costume of the night.
Our finalists are two Dark Warriors and a nerd.
And the winner is not this guy.
Congratulations, Ashton.
You're the winner.
What? How could you possibly think his costume is better than mine? Because your mom obviously made your costume.
So what if my mom made it? Can his costume do this? This is exactly what I thought would happen.
Now these kids know that superheroes exist.
Don't worry.
I think I know what to do.
Ugh.
These special effects are so lame.
They looked totally fake.
Yeah.
I thought they looked amazing, but I don't want to seem like I don't fit in, so I'm going to agree.
Boo! Boo! Alan, that was quick thinking.
How'd you come up with that? One thing I've learned is that Normo teenagers hate everything and can easily be whipped up into an angry mob.
Watch.
Hey, that kid has glasses! Get him! Alan, I've underestimated you.
I didn't think that was possible.
Skylar? What are you doing here? What happened to Tecton? My Skylar sense told me something was wrong.
I got here and found Tecton trying to steal all the powers.
No, no, no.
This is all a misunderstanding.
Okay? We asked Tecton to meet us here to get the powers, but somehow we got stranded in space.
I'm not pointing any fingers.
I am.
It was you! What the heck? Sorry.
My powers are still glitchy.
Anyway, I caught Tecton trying to inject himself with all these powers and then he attacked me.
I think he's evil and working with the Annihilator.
No.
Tecton would never do that.
Tecton is not evil.
He's my boy! See for yourself.
His insignia turned white.
He is evil.
Can you believe it? I mean, you think you know somebody.
Egad! A four letter word for "cry of surprise" is "Egad"! Hey, Skylar, thanks again.
Because of you, Snowstorm is fine now.
Yeah, but now it's freezing in here.
Oh, really? I didn't notice.
I still can't believe all this time Tecton was really the Annihilator's boy.
I know.
But at least you can restore the powers of all the superheroes that Horace contacted.
That's true.
Wait.
Wait.
Maybe we should just hold off a day or two before we restore everyone's powers, just to see if Snowstorm comes down with any negative side effects.
You said you weren't gonna second guess me.
Besides, we restored Skylar's powers and she's perfectly fine.
Right, Skylar? Yep.
I've never felt better.
Okay, Kaz, let's go with your instincts and restore everyone's powers.