Nicklas Pranker (2022) s02e02 Episode Script

-Excuse me, can I ask you something?
-Yes.
-Could I borrow a dick pic?
-A dick pic?
-No, I don't think so.
-Are you sure?
-Yes, I'm pretty sure.
-Oh, no, I can't help you.
PRANKED BY NICKLAS
PRIVATE HOME
-Hi, Jackie. Good to see you.
-You too.
Who are we pranking today?
REALITY STAR
Gustav, because he's
a good pranking victim, I think.
-Hi.
-Hi, Gustav.
ENTREPRENEUR AND TV-PERSONA
Please sit down.
It'll be crazy if we can convince him
this is actually possible.
Exactly, so crazy.
You don't need to be nervous.
The breasts are fine.
-What has he been told?
-I'm getting new breasts. Real breasts.
-Yours don't work?
-No.
I need someone with me
because I haven't told my boyfriend.
I'm a bit so I need someone else there.
And I'm not so skeptical about things,
so I have another perspective.
I'm scared of his reaction
because he's so caring and loving.
You know, he's a pep talker.
-Should we?
-Yes.
It's a brand-new gene technology,
so it's pretty ground-breaking in Denmark.
We've taken some DNA,
some breast tissue from Jackie,
and grown these stem cells
in a laboratory.
Now after these months in the laboratory
they have been placed on a surrogate.
-Okay.
-Yes, on a person.
-Wow!
-It's succeeding. It's crazy.
There's a small complication.
Jacob, the surrogate
He's starting to want
to withdraw from the project.
That's why we asked you to come.
We'd like you to meet him.
So that he can see the target.
-Okay?
-Yes.
-A man has her breast tissue right now?
-Exactly.
Crazy.
-You just have to meet him.
-Okay.
-I can't see the issue.
-No, he's nice and a huge reality fan.
-So he
-Even better.
Even better okay.
-Should we go?
-Yes.
He's in light therapy right now.
He's almost done.
-Are you nervous?
-Yes, so nervous.
No, there hasn't been much social contact.
He might be sleeping.
Hi, Jacob.
Come on in.
Are you sleeping?
-I was just sleeping a little.
-Yes.
Hi, Hilda. What was that?
CO-PRANKER, ACTOR
You can't go right, left, or straight.
I'm a bit late too, so that's fine.
-You are? Good.
-Yes.
-Bye.
-Okay, see you. Bye.
Hi, Jakob.
Today we're pranking
your good friend Hilda Heick.
I'm excited.
Right here.
VICTIM, SINGER
I've never tried something like this.
I almost feel bad.
She's just a wonderful person.
Compared to the Jakob she knows,
who is she meeting today?
She'll be meeting an awful person.
I would never wreck a car and not tell
the person in question it was me.
I think she'll be very shocked.
-We're not alone either.
-No.
CO-PRANKER, SINGER
-Hi.
-Hi, I'm so excited.
I feel bad for her sitting there alone.
-Ready?
-Yes.
-Shall we?
-Yes.
Good luck, my friend.
-Hi, Jakob.
-Hi, darling.
My god.
-Now we'll come down. Right?
-Yes.
My god, what happened?
I I ran into a car.
-A car?
-Yes.
-My god, are you hurt?
-No, not at all.
We we're talking, and I I hit the door.
-A door?
-Yes, a car door.
A really big, nice, expensive car.
It's awful because I was with Mille
and Laust and had some white wine.
Really You didn't have too much?
Two glasses. I don't know.
It's so stupid.
You're not driving home, are you?
-Because you
-No, it was carsharing.
Good.
I have my water and
-I've never seen you like this.
-I'm just really shocked that I
Did you just hit a car?
PRIVATE HOME
Hi, Jacob.
Are those my breasts?
Hi, Jacob. Hi.
Crazy.
-Are there more?
-Me.
I can't see you.
I can go under
Just stay there, and I'll say hi.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-You're Gustav.
-Yes, it's me. Gustav Salinas.
-Hi.
-Hi, you.
-Can I touch them?
-Yes, just be careful.
Sorry.
-Does it sting?
-No, it's just tender.
-Of course, you're growing a body part.
-You can sit up.
Yes.
-Good, Jacob.
-Yes.
-It's just nuts.
-Yes.
Are you part of the research?
I am sort of
I like silicone breasts,
and then I saw this add.
-Yes?
-Then I got in touch with Sanne.
I feel like I'm in a movie right now.
But don't get me wrong, in a cool way.
It's amazing how far technology has come.
That you can make two breasts
on the back of someone. Crazy!
-It's so crazy.
-Yes, but it does hurt now.
-Yeah.
-But are they big enough now?
We just need to keep going
for the last three weeks, Jacob.
Yeah? I don't really think
it's very comfortable anymore.
If we stop now,
all the tissue will be wasted.
I've been in this basement
for three months. I'd like to go outside.
-I get that.
-I think the bell rang.
Oh, yes.
I wish there were something I could do.
Don't they give you something financially?
Yes, I get 5,000 a week.
I always say if you get a bit more,
it hurts a bit less.
-Maybe I can bargain.
-I think so.
-We can help you tell her.
-Yes.
That'd be nice.
-Hi.
-What are you doing here?
Good to see you.
I was parked over there, and they told me
someone hit my car and came in here.
-Aren't you Bendtner?
-Yes.
Hi.
No No, we're having a meeting.
Okay. You weren't wearing a cap?
I was told someone in a floral shirt
and cap who came in here.
Yes, I was wearing a cap, but no.
-Sorry.
-Okay.
-Have you been here long?
-Yes.
-Oh, okay.
-We
I might have misunderstood.
If it's not you, fair.
-No problem. Sorry.
-It's fine.
Jakob couldn't you just
have said it was you?
Jesus
-Wasn't that Stig Tøfting?
-No, Bendtner.
You could tell.
He probably drives a big car.
He needs a virility symbol.
He does.
He's been with all the girls.
He needs something to show off.
It was really nice.
The car, I mean.
Right, okay.
I just talked to a witness
who's pretty sure it was you.
I've called the police,
and I'm getting the surveillance.
Just to let you know.
-Do you have surveillance?
-A bit of the street.
-Can you get that?
-I can have a look.
-I'll wait for them outside.
-Honestly, I didn't hit your
So you say, but I was told someone
matching your description went in here.
I don't like conflict like this.
I don't either.
They'll have to figure it out.
If you didn't do it,
you have nothing to worry about.
No Stig Tøf or
Jakob
I mean
-Excuse me, Hanne?
-Sanne.
-Sanne.
-Yes.
-Is everything okay?
-Yes.
Yes?
-That surveillance
-Yes?
-Do you have access to that?
-I was just about to go look.
If I give you 1.000 kroner,
can you delete them?
I think I have 1,000.
I have some at least.
What are you doing?
You want to delete the surveillance?
Yes.
PRIVATE HOME
-Hi, Gustav.
-Hi, Nicklas.
-What are you doing here?
-I heard there were some issues.
-Do you know Nicklas?
-Jacob is I want a new nose.
-Really?
-Yes.
-Crazy.
-I think mine is kind of big.
I'd like it smaller.
Doing it this way, you can always opt out
if you don't like the result.
This is stressing me out a bit,
I have to say.
-I'm not feeling very good.
-Okay, we'll take five.
-If we go upstairs
-You have to keep going.
Let's not stress him too much.
-Right, but think about it, seriously.
-Sure.
-Has he been like this the whole time?
-Yes.
Okay. He's a bit affected
by being inside for so long.
I think it's just my observations.
He's alone, feeling frustrated
and that it's tough.
But if you can see that you're part of
something big and making a difference
Compared to this morning
when he was crying, he seems motivated
by feeling the passion
you have a great connection.
Yes, you're great.
Do you feel up for going
You can just sit here.
-Awesome. See if you can convince him.
-Yes. I think Gustav's got it.
I kept a straight face.
-Hi, Jacob.
-Hi, again.
Hi Jacob.
I promised you I'd talk to them.
I think this whole I almost feel
like I'm in a prank, it's so crazy.
From what you told me,
you find it interesting to help others
-that are feeling bad, right?
-Yes.
I'm getting a lot of hormones
for them to grow.
That makes it really intense.
You're getting estrogen injections.
So, you're saying indirectly
that you can't tell if it's Jacob here
or Jacob full of hormones
thinking clearly.
I'm just not sure if I can do this at all.
It's just different from what I expected.
We can't keep talking about that
because you signed the contract.
That was part of the agreement,
and you're getting paid. We have lawyers.
-You just have to.
-You're being very harsh.
I've been down here
for months now and I
I'm going upstairs
and telling them it's not possible.
-It's so intense.
-You're doing well.
Yeah
Jakob
Listen If I give you 1,000 kroner,
will you delete it?
Okay.
Okay, I'll go delete it.
-Thank you.
-Sure.
I'm not getting you involved
in any of this.
-Jakob, damn it.
-Yeah.
I'm just shaking for you.
Jakob
It's over here.
No!
Wasn't he the one you described? That guy?
I was putting drops in my eyes
because I have allergies.
I'm all bloodshot, so I don't see well.
You said he was wearing a floral shirt,
backpack, black shoes, and a cap.
It could be a lot of people.
I can't I don't recognize him.
I don't.
What happened was
Hilda and I were together.
Actually, Hilda drove the car.
Hilda drove the car?
Yes.
-No
-Did you hit my car?
No, I must object.
I drove you here, right?
No, it definitely wasn't her.
Then who drove your car? It must be you.
-That
-Tell me
Please, tell me is this real?
I think I can tell from Keld
We've been married for 55 years.
He looks like
a very bad liar.
You're on Nicklas Pranker.
-You're mean. My hands are shaking.
-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
-You're so mean.
-I know.
-Suddenly, I could see a smile on Keld.
-You could tell.
-Here you go.
-Are you proposing?
I get flowers today. How sweet.
But I mean
You're the best person in the world.
-How long have you known?
-A while.
I can't trust him any longer.
I've ruined that too.
-No trust.
-No trust for me or Keld.
Hi, I'm Hilda, and I was pranked
by my dear husband, Keld,
and my good friend Jakob
and Nicklas Bendtner to boost.
PRIVATE HOME
I'm going upstairs to tell them
that I can't do this.
-It's so intense.
-Yes, you're doing well.
I I can't do this anymore.
But you have to keep doing this.
If you pay for a product,
you have to get a final product, you know?
-Sure, but
-Of course.
If he's feeling bad
and won't do it anymore, he won't.
You have to respect him.
Your boobs aren't that bad.
-You haven't seen them.
-And your nose is really hot too.
They say men with big noses
have advantages.
Then we need to find another surrogate
to place them on.
A new person would take over?
-Can you do that?
-We'll have to try I mean
Gustav, you really get the essence
and core of this.
The importance of this project.
Could we get you in for three weeks?
-To have breasts on me?
-To take over the surrogacy?
-I won't have breasts for three weeks.
-We'll raise the fee
No, I can't. I can't.
If you say yes,
I'll give you a spot on my new show.
You're on Nicklas Pranker.
It just got crazier and crazier.
I didn't get it.
I should have said no to you.
Typical me. "If you get more money"
I'm Gustav, I've been pranked
by Nicklas and Jackie,
and it was so annoying.
APARTMENT HOTEL
-I look at her, right?
-Yuk.
I can't hold my mouth open that long.
-Katerina, who's coming today?
-It's Elvira.
She thinks we're having lunch
ENTREPRENEUR
but I went out last night
and it took a wrong turn.
Yeah, we ended up having a fun night.
And action.
-I'm excited to see how she reacts.
-She'll be so shocked.
I'm the kind of mom who cares
about setting a good example.
I'm not my daughters' friend.
I'm their mom.
-Nice.
-Have you tried these before?
Isn't that it? "Hi, there's been a change.
Can you come to Stay ASP to get me?"
-Yes.
-Right?
-Who does this?
-This?
I have no comments.
That little monkey. This is payback
for all the things she's put me through.
It feels good and a bit mean.
Okay, we're doing it.
THIS SEASON
You can't tell it's filtered pee.
-No!
-It's true.
-Seriously?
-Is it your kidney?
Not his kidney.
It's right on.
-No!
-You're on Nicklas Pranker.
Fuck you all! That's funny!
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