Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (2020) s02e02 Episode Script
Peter Grill and the Goblin Who Returned the Favor
1
They took Senpai home like a bimbo at a bar?!
For a man with unimaginable strength,
his weaknesses are never in short supply, are they?
I swear, he’s SO pathetic.
They’re probably after Peter’s peter.
I doubt they’d kill him.
Either way
The four of us must aid Sir Tim in rescuing Sir Peter!
I dunno
What choice do we have?
We shall band together to save him.
The idea of his superior genetic juices being
wrung out of him by those repulsive goblins
It rubs me the wrong way, I’m afraid.
Episode 2: Peter Grill and the Goblin Who Returned the Favor
Enjoy it, ‘cause this is your life from now on, gob!
The Queen’s got game, that’s for sure.
Gob-gob!
Sniffle
I let my fiddle get diddled!
What is WRONG with me?!
And by a nightmare creature, no less!
Oh Peter, you’re scrumptious!
And by a nightmare creature, no less!
But it felt so good
That technique
I mean, who on earth could resist?
NO!
I can’t stay here!
They’ll turn me into a permanent studhorse!
Look around!
There’s gotta be a way out of this place!
Half a day later
Nope
I’m trapped.
A-aren’t you?
Why are you helping me?
Can you take me to where they’re
keeping Luvellia-senpai?
The woman from before?
Sorry, but I can’t.
Come on!
You can’t expect me to just leave her behind!
I’ll get her out of there somehow!
You don’t remember me, do you?
Sorry, but the only goblin I know is long gone
It’s me, Peter
It’s me! It’s Gobuko!
Gobu–
Wait, “Gobuko”?
The Gobuko from all those years ago?!
I missed you
This whole time, I
missed you so much, Peter!
Look, Big Bro. I found a baby goblin!
Isn’t Gobuko just the cutest thing?
“Gobuko”?
Yeah, that’s what I decided to name her!
Hm, it’s kinda plain
We’re one big happy family!
GOBUKO, NO!
I got lucky and slipped away from the goblin hunters
Then the Queen took me in.
Things were tough until I got used
to living like a goblin, but
No way
You were alive this whole time?
I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to protect you that night
When I was a kid, I wasn’t as strong as I am now.
But thank god!
My precious little Gobuko
She’s all grown up!
I-in more ways than one
But just to make sure
Purr-purr-purr
I’d know that face anywhere! You really ARE Gobuko!
Did you think I was lying?
N-no, of course not!
Staaare
C’mon, Gobuko! We’re family, aren’t we?
I didn’t forget about you, not for a second!
F-family?!
Y-yes, you’re right! The two of us are family!
We could never forget about each other!
Looks like “family” is the magic word
Listen, Gobuko.
Family oughtta help each other out, right?
So please, take me to where they’re
keeping Luvellia-senpai!
Sure thing!
‘Cause that’s what family does!
We have to look out for one another!
I never really forgot.
But not for lack of trying
It hurt to say goodbye.
Senpai! Are you down here?!
SENPAI–
What kind of dimwitted moron
alerts the enemy to her position?!
Whew, that was a close one
Peter, we’ve got a problem
Sh-she must’ve thrown the switch
What switch?
All the goblins in our colony are sensitive
to the Queen’s pheromones right now
We can go into heat at the drop of a hat
What?!
Please, Peter!
A quickie might help calm me down a little
W-we can’t, Gobuko! Not here, anyway
We’re FAMILY, remember?
Family?!
A-alright
I’ll hold myself back just for you!
Um, do you think the coast is clear?
Hey!
Look at this neat button I found!
P-Peter, it’s too strong! I can’t take it anymore
Just once Once is more than enough!
I’d settle for just the tip!
Just the tip?
No, it doesn’t matter!
I have a wonderful fiancée named Luvellia-senpai!
I won’t give in Not this time!
The mighty Peter Grill
Shan’t swayed by the likes of a goblin!
Ow-ow-ow
Hey!
We’re over here bustin’ our asses to try and save you,
and you’re playin’ hide the sausage?!
Sir Peter!
Bedding a goblin requires some seriously low standards.
At this point, I’m not even mad. Just disappointed.
Th-this isn’t what it looks like!
Keep your voices down!
Someone’s coming
Sir Kenji!
I had a feeling you were here somewhere
This is Sir Kenji the Goblin Hunter.
He knows everything there is to know about goblins.
You’re a goblin expert?
It’s not as impressive as you make it sound.
I’ve got a thing for goblins,
so it wasn’t long before I learned
the ins-and-outs of their species.
That’s just the kind of man I am.
Look! That goblin’s horns are shrinking!
She’s no longer exhibiting the physical characteristics
indicative of heightened sexual arousal!
You’re right
But how?!
Teach us your ways, Sir Kenji!
How did you quench their insatiable lust?!
If we can’t stop them,
we’ll be forced to exterminate a
large part of the goblin population.
But we want to avoid needless suffering!
Exterminate us?
All I did was give them what they want.
There are tragically few people willing to show
goblins the love and affection they deserve,
so it makes sense that no one
can see the obvious solution.
And what would that be?
The answer is the very thing these women seek.
The silver bullet that will satisfy their ravenous appetitie.
Spit it out already!
The magic cure
It’s–
SIR KENJI!
Dammit
We’ve got this covered. Go find Lady Luvellia!
But–
We can collect our compensation later.
Three good nuts a piece, at least!
Oh, that’s FAR too low. Make it four!
I-I’d like to be included in that
Tim, you guys
Thanks!
Let’s move, Gobuko!
Go that way!
Luvellia-senpai!
Just hang on. I’ll get you outta there in no time!
Peter-kun!
Peter, the keys!
Who’s that goblin?
Don’t worry, we can trust her.
Hurry, Peter!
Hold it right there!
Gobuko! You dare betray me?!
Sluuurp
Vegan Eldoriel
Kururu Kurasaka
Be sure to tune in next week!
They took Senpai home like a bimbo at a bar?!
For a man with unimaginable strength,
his weaknesses are never in short supply, are they?
I swear, he’s SO pathetic.
They’re probably after Peter’s peter.
I doubt they’d kill him.
Either way
The four of us must aid Sir Tim in rescuing Sir Peter!
I dunno
What choice do we have?
We shall band together to save him.
The idea of his superior genetic juices being
wrung out of him by those repulsive goblins
It rubs me the wrong way, I’m afraid.
Episode 2: Peter Grill and the Goblin Who Returned the Favor
Enjoy it, ‘cause this is your life from now on, gob!
The Queen’s got game, that’s for sure.
Gob-gob!
Sniffle
I let my fiddle get diddled!
What is WRONG with me?!
And by a nightmare creature, no less!
Oh Peter, you’re scrumptious!
And by a nightmare creature, no less!
But it felt so good
That technique
I mean, who on earth could resist?
NO!
I can’t stay here!
They’ll turn me into a permanent studhorse!
Look around!
There’s gotta be a way out of this place!
Half a day later
Nope
I’m trapped.
A-aren’t you?
Why are you helping me?
Can you take me to where they’re
keeping Luvellia-senpai?
The woman from before?
Sorry, but I can’t.
Come on!
You can’t expect me to just leave her behind!
I’ll get her out of there somehow!
You don’t remember me, do you?
Sorry, but the only goblin I know is long gone
It’s me, Peter
It’s me! It’s Gobuko!
Gobu–
Wait, “Gobuko”?
The Gobuko from all those years ago?!
I missed you
This whole time, I
missed you so much, Peter!
Look, Big Bro. I found a baby goblin!
Isn’t Gobuko just the cutest thing?
“Gobuko”?
Yeah, that’s what I decided to name her!
Hm, it’s kinda plain
We’re one big happy family!
GOBUKO, NO!
I got lucky and slipped away from the goblin hunters
Then the Queen took me in.
Things were tough until I got used
to living like a goblin, but
No way
You were alive this whole time?
I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to protect you that night
When I was a kid, I wasn’t as strong as I am now.
But thank god!
My precious little Gobuko
She’s all grown up!
I-in more ways than one
But just to make sure
Purr-purr-purr
I’d know that face anywhere! You really ARE Gobuko!
Did you think I was lying?
N-no, of course not!
Staaare
C’mon, Gobuko! We’re family, aren’t we?
I didn’t forget about you, not for a second!
F-family?!
Y-yes, you’re right! The two of us are family!
We could never forget about each other!
Looks like “family” is the magic word
Listen, Gobuko.
Family oughtta help each other out, right?
So please, take me to where they’re
keeping Luvellia-senpai!
Sure thing!
‘Cause that’s what family does!
We have to look out for one another!
I never really forgot.
But not for lack of trying
It hurt to say goodbye.
Senpai! Are you down here?!
SENPAI–
What kind of dimwitted moron
alerts the enemy to her position?!
Whew, that was a close one
Peter, we’ve got a problem
Sh-she must’ve thrown the switch
What switch?
All the goblins in our colony are sensitive
to the Queen’s pheromones right now
We can go into heat at the drop of a hat
What?!
Please, Peter!
A quickie might help calm me down a little
W-we can’t, Gobuko! Not here, anyway
We’re FAMILY, remember?
Family?!
A-alright
I’ll hold myself back just for you!
Um, do you think the coast is clear?
Hey!
Look at this neat button I found!
P-Peter, it’s too strong! I can’t take it anymore
Just once Once is more than enough!
I’d settle for just the tip!
Just the tip?
No, it doesn’t matter!
I have a wonderful fiancée named Luvellia-senpai!
I won’t give in Not this time!
The mighty Peter Grill
Shan’t swayed by the likes of a goblin!
Ow-ow-ow
Hey!
We’re over here bustin’ our asses to try and save you,
and you’re playin’ hide the sausage?!
Sir Peter!
Bedding a goblin requires some seriously low standards.
At this point, I’m not even mad. Just disappointed.
Th-this isn’t what it looks like!
Keep your voices down!
Someone’s coming
Sir Kenji!
I had a feeling you were here somewhere
This is Sir Kenji the Goblin Hunter.
He knows everything there is to know about goblins.
You’re a goblin expert?
It’s not as impressive as you make it sound.
I’ve got a thing for goblins,
so it wasn’t long before I learned
the ins-and-outs of their species.
That’s just the kind of man I am.
Look! That goblin’s horns are shrinking!
She’s no longer exhibiting the physical characteristics
indicative of heightened sexual arousal!
You’re right
But how?!
Teach us your ways, Sir Kenji!
How did you quench their insatiable lust?!
If we can’t stop them,
we’ll be forced to exterminate a
large part of the goblin population.
But we want to avoid needless suffering!
Exterminate us?
All I did was give them what they want.
There are tragically few people willing to show
goblins the love and affection they deserve,
so it makes sense that no one
can see the obvious solution.
And what would that be?
The answer is the very thing these women seek.
The silver bullet that will satisfy their ravenous appetitie.
Spit it out already!
The magic cure
It’s–
SIR KENJI!
Dammit
We’ve got this covered. Go find Lady Luvellia!
But–
We can collect our compensation later.
Three good nuts a piece, at least!
Oh, that’s FAR too low. Make it four!
I-I’d like to be included in that
Tim, you guys
Thanks!
Let’s move, Gobuko!
Go that way!
Luvellia-senpai!
Just hang on. I’ll get you outta there in no time!
Peter-kun!
Peter, the keys!
Who’s that goblin?
Don’t worry, we can trust her.
Hurry, Peter!
Hold it right there!
Gobuko! You dare betray me?!
Sluuurp
Vegan Eldoriel
Kururu Kurasaka
Be sure to tune in next week!