Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e02 Episode Script

1
Poptepipic.
Welcome.
I'd like you to trim my girl's coat.
Okay.
Crap. Messed up.
What happened to my girl?
She died.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
Huh?
Pipimi!
I want headpats.
No, I mean really pat!
Finger!
That was stupid.
Here, open wide.
You're trying to jam it
in between my lips and gums!
Poptepipic.
A debate!
We settle this with a debate!
A-A debate? That's so barbaric.
Let's be peaceful and use violence.
Violence, you say?!
Don't jump to violence!
You don't got guts for a debate!
And peaceful violence is an oxymoron
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bob Epic Team.
Ah! A giant meteor!
-Kick! Kick!
-Ah! A master of kick techniques!
Kick! Kick!
You don't stand a chance against a meteor!
But that nice angle!
NICE ANGLE
Such a nice angle!
NICE ANGLE
-Kick!
-The best angle ever!
Nice angle! Nice angle! Nice angle!
Nice angle. The angle was nice too!
Poptepipic!
Pop Team Cooking.
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking!
Today, we're doing darkness cooking.
Huh? Darkness?
What does that mean?
This is Rose Blizzard
Special Meat Graveyard Style.
Um, what is it made of?
Here is the finished dish.
THE END
Poptepipic!
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Pipihara!
Hm?
Pipihara, there's something
I want you to have.
Pad krapow.
Popoka?
Actually, I have something too.
Pad krapow.
Poptepipic B-side.
Poptepipic.
Human history is a life
of suffering from mosquitoes.
But human intelligence developed the one
weapon which could stand against them.
Humanity entrusted their hopes to
Ace Nomet!
MOSQUITOLESS EARTH
ACE NOME
How does that sound for a commercial?
What a giant waste of time!
If you properly apply
your insect repellent
Not on my watch!
Ace Nomet!
EPISODE 2: "SUPER FRICKIN' HUGE COMBINER"
Pipimi,
are the unlimited possibilities that you
claim only humans possess this limited?
I won't lose. I can't lose!
For the sake of the planet's future!
Behold!
I have achieved further evolution!
Behold
my form!
No way!
My name is King Recorder!
You fool.
While you were playing around,
I was publishing hit after hit
with other titles!
Pop.
If I make it back safely,
let's both
Pipimi.
Vanish into ash!
Pipimi!
All obstacles are gone!
Now, we form a committee and subcontract
to subcontracting subcontractors!
No!
Poptepipic will be held
by one company doing whatever it wants!
If I make it back safely, let's both
do a 'Bari anime.
We're forcing Obari to do something crazy!
What's this?
Pop
Pop!
You fool! You doubled
your production costs again, and now!
Production costs?
You don't think that this show
is already over, do you?
Huh? What
Let's do it, Pipimi!
It's time to combine our powers into one!
Super Frickin' Huge Combiner
Great Bari Bari Pipic!
What?! You dare
Impossible! The power that I stored!
My sales of the ultimate titles!
They're leaving me!
King Recorder!
Your Budget Energy is being absorbed
by our Kusomanga Drive
and transformed into Obarit Energy!
Curse you, Great Bari Bari Pipic!
-This is
-The end!
Great Shit Cannon Full Burst!
You The likes of you!
Weak sauce.
And so, the peace
of Poptepipic was preserved.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only
One finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
No cheating on me now
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THE FINAL EPISODE OF
SUPER BUDGET HERO GREAT BARI BARI PIPIC
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
There are people streaming it too.
Actually, is anyone even buying the BDs?
I mean, like, buying XXX
would be better for them.
Pop! You don't say things like that!
But you know XXX is good
for your health. It's better.
Yeah, it's better for them, but no!
Oh, looks like 1,000 people bought it.
Don't lie, you!
I'm not lying. It's real.
Hey, you're right.
Hey, so, Pipimi, with the money
to buy Popte S2-what's Popte S2?
With the money to buy Popte S2,
what would you buy?
An island.
You're not buying Popte?!
I'm not buying it. Send it to my agency.
O-Oh, I see. You get one
because you're in it.
-The island. Send it to my island.
-Island?
Poptepipic.
Welcome.
I'd like you to trim my girl's coat.
Okay.
Crap. Messed up.
What happened to my girl?
She died.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
Huh?
I want headpats.
No, I mean really pat!
Poptepipic!
Here, open wide.
You're trying to jam it
in between my lips and gums!
Poptepipic.
A debate!
We settle this with a debate!
A-A debate? That's so barbaric.
Let's be peaceful and use violence.
Violence, you say?!
Don't jump to violence!
You don't got guts for a debate!
And peaceful violence is an oxymoron
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bob Epic Team.
Ah! A giant meteor!
-Kick! Kick!
-Ah! A master of kick techniques!
Kick! Kick!
You don't stand a chance against a meteor!
But that nice angle!
NICE ANGLE
Such a nice angle!
NICE ANGLE
-Kick!
-The best angle ever!
Nice angle! Nice angle! Nice angle!
Nice angle. The angle was nice too!
Poptepipic!
Pop Team Cooking.
Welcome to another episode
of Pop Team Cooking!
Today, we're doing darkness cooking.
Huh? Darkness? What does that mean?
This is Rose Blizzard
Special Meat Graveyard Style.
Um, what is it made of?
Here is the finished dish.
THE END
Poptepipic!
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Pipihara!
Hm?
Pipihara, there's something
I want you to have.
Pad krapow.
Popoka?
Actually, I have something too.
Pad krapow.
Poptepipic B-side.
Poptepipic.
Human history is a life
of suffering from mosquitoes.
But human intelligence developed the one
weapon which could stand against them.
Humanity entrusted their hopes to
Ace Nomet!
MOSQUITOLESS EARTH
ACE NOME
How does that sound for a commercial?
What a giant waste of time!
If you properly
apply your insect repellent
Not on my watch!
Ace Nomet!
EPISODE 2: "SUPER FRICKIN' HUGE COMBINER"
Pipimi,
are the unlimited possibilities that you
claim only humans possess this limited?
I won't lose. I can't lose!
For the sake of the planet's future!
Behold!
I have achieved further evolution!
Behold
my form!
No way!
My name is King Recorder!
You fool.
While you were playing around,
I was publishing hit after hit
with other titles!
Pop
If I make it back safely,
let's both
Pipimi.
Vanish into ash!
Pipimi!
All obstacles are gone!
Now, we form a committee and subcontract
to subcontracting subcontractors!
No!
Poptepipic will be held by
one company doing whatever it wants!
If I make it back safely, let's both
do a 'Bari anime.
We're forcing Obari to do something crazy!
What's this?
Pop
Pop!
You fool! You doubled
your production costs again, and now!
Production costs?
You don't think that this show
is already over, do you?
Huh? What
Let's do it, Pipimi!
It's time to combine our powers into one!
Super Frickin' Huge Combiner
Great Bari Bari Pipic!
What?! You dare
Impossible! The power that I stored!
My sales of the ultimate titles!
They're leaving me!
King Recorder!
Your Budget Energy is being absorbed
by our Kusomanga Drive
and transformed into Obarit Energy!
Curse you, Great Bari Bari Pipic!
-This is
-The end!
Great Shit Cannon Full Burst!
You The likes of you!
Weak sauce.
And so, the peace
of Poptepipic was preserved.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
No cheating on me now
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THE FINAL EPISODE OF
SUPER BUDGET HERO GREAT BARI BARI PIPIC.
Wait, there are people streaming it too.
Actually, is anyone even buying the BDs?
I mean, like, buying
Tsubaki XXXjuro would be better.
Pop! You don't say things like that!
But you know Tsubaki XXXjuro is
a Kurosawa film, so, it's worth the money.
Yeah, it's better for the money, but no!
So, Pipimi, with the money
to buy Popte S2, what would you buy?
Let's see.
Inorin singles, I guess.
You're not buying Popte?!
I'm not buying it. Send it to AXL-ONE.
O-Oh, I see. You get one
because you're in it.
Well, it's also because
I'm company president.
That's a way to say it.
You've been really pushing
the president bit.
King Recorder!