Republic of Doyle (2009) s02e02 Episode Script
Popeye Doyle
Previously, on Republic of Doyle.
that hospital bed.
You nearly died.
I didn't want to worry you.
Dad, are you okay? You got a second shot at life, here.
I know you don't like marriage, but I don't care.
I want to get out there more, you know? Do more cool stuff.
Why don't you go pick someone and survey them? The subject is looking fly in her new sneakers.
Ever since you started this "love moratorium" you've been totally out of whack.
I'm taking a break from women for a while, that's all.
It's obvious to me that you're worth it.
I just hope to God that I never end up having to pay for sex.
Pay for sex? Allison Jenkins, this is Jake Doyle, he's a private dick.
Dick, huh? Yeah, that makes sense.
We spent my stag party at the Duke.
What's wrong with the Duke? There's nothing wrong with the Duke.
But we're there every night.
Dinner would be something.
A play at the hall, maybe? Okay, it wasn't a stag, it was an engagement party.
Some strippers would have been nice is all I'm saying.
For an engagement party? You should have planned my stag.
Okay, for the last time, it wasn't a stag, it was an engagement party.
It was a lame stag.
You shoulda had strippers.
It lasted 'till 7 o'clock in the morning; It couldn't be that bad.
Come here.
Hey there, baby.
All right? Okay, Walter.
Come on, honey.
Okay people, we serve beer, not breakfast here.
Let's go.
Hey! Easy there, heart attack.
You've got a 3 drink maximum for the whole night; Remember that? Well, technically, this is the next day.
Plus, it thins out the blood.
Look It was a lovely engagement party.
Thank you.
So, are you really ready to tie the knot with her, skipper? The window's closing every day.
You still got a chance to jump out.
Just because you failed at it, doesn't mean it'll be terrible for everyone.
No, no.
Just half of the world's population agrees with me.
So bitter.
So young.
I always thought Leslie would be perfect for you.
You should marry her.
She's sweet, she has a gentleness She's got a gun.
Jake Doyle, you're under arrest! What are you talkin' about? Leslie, what's happening? Don't move and shut up.
For drinking in public or something? You could have just given me a ticket.
Hey, just take it easy, all right? That's resisting arrest! Now you're just being rude.
Hood, go down there and keep everyone back.
I'll handle this.
Roll 'em back! Come on! You know, if you were trying to ask me out on a date, you didn't have to bring the bald eagle.
Jake, please.
We need you to play along.
I need your help.
Okay, you have my help.
But you gotta make out with me, first.
No? I'm sure his worship won't mind.
I beg your pardon? His worship.
What is it, a state secret that you're dating the mayor? Just would you cle clean yourself up all right? And keep your mouth shut.
So, is he in? Fine.
Whatever.
You have my help.
And you you have my pity.
Malachy, stay back.
We're taking your son to the station.
On what charge? Assault on an officer.
oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah oh, yeah Hood, you got a little uh, on your Thank you for coming.
Hi.
What's this? He slipped when he was arresting me.
He's a little older than he thinks.
That's right, I slipped.
See, I couldn't hear you.
Your-your-your voice, it's all nasal-y.
What's this all about? We need your help.
We're running out of options.
Tommy and Billy Haynes.
an armoured car carrying a priceless diamond necklace.
It was on its way to the rooms.
A museum, why? It's from the 1800's; it was owned by empress Alexandra.
It's a priceless Russian artefact and we need it back.
The 2 thieves were caught.
Good.
So uh, the system works.
I feel better.
What's the problem? Neither of them would tell us where the diamonds are.
And now Tommy's dead.
He died in the prison shower, last night.
Heart attack.
We think someone was beating the information out of him.
So, now there's only one brother left who can tell anyone anything.
We believe that there's a third man involved.
Neither of the Haynes had the brains to pull this off.
They had help.
We just don't know who the mastermind is.
What's this have to do with Jake? Yeah, what he said.
We wanted someone who would be believable as an inmate, to ferret out where the diamonds are.
Ha! I'll try not to take offence to that.
You want me to go to jail, undercover.
No, we want you to go in as Jake Doyle.
You've been incarcerated before.
We have your juvi file, also.
Age 15, destruction of school property.
Age 14, assault on 4 boys.
You stole a dump truck when you were 12? I was the product of an unstable home life.
I had a terrible father.
And all this was before you joined the police force, where you graduated top after just 9 months of service.
I kept getting drunk and arresting myself, so The province is really on the hook for this.
We need these diamonds back.
So, what's in it for me? A $10,000 finder's fee.
Sold to the blonde.
Lock me up.
No, no, no.
Hold on a second.
Will he be safe? We'll be monitoring him but I have a feeling he can handle it.
Sargent.
We'll see what we can do! Watch yourself in there, Jake.
You're going to be completely on your own and treated like any other prisoner.
Possibly every guard and con is after the Haynes fortune.
Everyone wants to know where those diamonds are and being in the other brother's cell, they'll be after you, too.
Ah! Now, you follow the rules You'll get no trouble.
Break the rules, I've got to break you.
Oh, no worries, I'm all about the rules.
Welcome to the dirt.
Billy? Billy! I got your new roommate.
Just in case you miss your brother.
The clones are cooking, Tinny.
They're doing way better.
You gotta come see them.
You're a total natural.
I don't know, Chantel.
I've been thinking.
And this whole cheech and Chong business, it's not really my scene, you know? What? No.
Tinny, you can't back out.
Hey, "back out"? I was never in.
Okay, well, how else are you going to get to London? That stupid school thing costs a fortune.
Oh! What's with creep-tastic over there? He's nothing.
Chantel, wait! Uh, we should talk business, don't you think? I'll give you a ride home.
Dyla I I-I was gonna go home with T-Tinny.
Heh.
Yeah, you owe me money, right? I think she'd rather walk, pally.
You're so screwed.
That was not a good idea.
Who is that guy? Are you working for him? It's nothing.
He's nobody.
Fine.
I'm out.
I'll find another way.
I'll borrow the money.
My name's Jake Doyle, by-by the way.
Sorry to hear brother, too I mean, he's not dead.
Sometimes I wish he was.
You know? So I can kind of relate.
I don't care anything about you Or your brother.
Trying to get me to talk? Forget it.
Bigger than you have tried.
So, why don't you just keep your mouth shut; We'll both be happy.
Not in the chit-chat mood.
No.
Pas de problem! Diamonds on your mind, Doyle? Maurice Becker.
In the flesh.
"Crime don't pay" isn't that what you fellas said? Well, I'd know about that now, wouldn't I? But now you're locked in here with me.
Fun-funny, innit how things work out.
Karma, irony.
Just going out on a limb here, but uh Did you have anything to do with that necklace goin' missing? I'm not going to dignify that! Jewel theft! What do you take me for, Doyle? Robbery is for fools and dreamers.
I'm a practical businessman.
However Revenge can always be an exception to that rule.
And your fly is open.
That should get you part way in here.
Rose? Picked up those pictures from the stag.
Birthday party! Great.
You're terrific, sweetie.
Best new live-in boyfriend ever.
Live-in what? Does anyone want a cocktail? Um my mother's here.
Oh, she does this Once a decade, totally out of the blue.
Your mother? Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
I will explain later.
Uh, this is um mom.
Beth.
Nice to meet ya.
Well, aren't you a handsome darling? Good work, Rose.
He's got an edge, not a stupid, pretty face.
I bet he's a devil in the sack.
Well, uh [Rose.]
Mother Rose told you I was dead, didn't she? No! Oh, don't you worry about that.
My Rose has got a wild imagination.
You've not changed one bit, Rosie.
Oh, yes mother, I have.
This is quite the place you've grabbed here.
Well, it's not as nice as it looks.
Malachy, I bet you got this place for a steal before the market caught on fire.
You know, I can get you a great return on this place.
Oh, no, no, no, we're good for the moment.
Thank you.
Actually, it's mortgaged to the hilt.
Really Malachy's totally, totally broke.
Really? Now, that surprises me, I must say.
Rosie's always been able to pick 'em; I taught her myself.
Excuse me.
Expecting a call.
Are you all right in there? Yeah, I'm fine.
What about you? What's wrong with you.
Rose's mother.
Seems reports of her death were exaggerated.
How deep's the hook? I just met him, ma.
Uh, a total dud.
You have a mother-in-law? I thought she was dead.
What's she like? Give it up.
What do ya got? Billy Haynes He's a real sweetheart of a guy, but he doesn't seem very shooken up about the fact that his brother's dead.
You're not buying the heart attack? People have them, you know? Yeah, old people like you have heart attacks, not There's just something not right about it.
Oh! And by the way Maurice Becker's in here.
Becker! You gotta know the rules around here.
This is bad.
Look out for Wolf.
Maurice Becker could be the third man.
Maybe he planned it from prison.
Maybe you can look into it.
I mean, if you're not too busy with your new mommy.
Shut up, will ya.
Jake, be careful around Becker.
What's he going to do, lure me into a geriatric fight club? Man, you need permission to use those phones.
He's not going to be happy.
Jake? Jake? How you getting' on? Oh I-I was You told me your mother was dead.
I'll explain.
Just pretend we met Has anyone seen my laptop? And who is this? Aren't you a cutie.
Ah.
Desmond, meet my mother.
I'm B.
You've got an honest face; I bet you're a wonderful card player.
These phones belong to Mr.
Becker.
You want to use them, you have to ask me.
Okay, okay.
Fine, I'm sorry.
Can I use the phone, please? Not looking good, brother.
You must have done a number on the boss.
He's got it in for you.
So you're Becker's heavy, huh? What's he pay you in old man hugs? That didn't work out the way I wanted.
Nice moves, Kato.
Oh, trying to make a first impression, aren't you? First few hours inside and you're already here.
Uh, yeah, well I like to make an entrance.
I guess discussion's not an option around here with the guards, huh? Ah! They curb violence as soon as they see it.
With more violence? That guy was like some sort of amateur ninja.
Gushue; he's the most excitable guard here.
You have a mild concussion.
You'll be fine.
They're pretty expert at subduing people without damage.
May I? Go on.
Oh! Oh, are you all right? Sorry, I'm just Kind of seeing double of everything.
Which is great when I'm looking at you.
When I'm looking at him, not so much.
You gotta keep your nose out of other people's business.
Sorry, Gushue, my judgement's a little off I guess, since you knocked me out cold.
Let's go.
Ah man! Come on, I've got rights! Go on.
He tripped.
You okay there, buddy? It's nothing to do with you.
Look, I know this is none of my business, but uh [billy.]
I tripped.
Just like your brother tripped? Ah, you sure like talk, don't you? Ah! Oh, my head! You okay? Billy! Guard! Uh, I think he's dead.
So, how long have you and the mayor been, you know, "special friends"? I'm just, you know, trying to make conversation.
Yeah, Jake, I don't know how you found out about that But please keep it to yourself.
Oh! Maybe he'll uh, you know, name a street after you.
That'd be pretty cool, eh? "Hot cop road"? Hey, councillor.
Allison.
You look very pretty.
You gonna tell us what happened in there? Sh-she does you do.
I'm all ears, Mr.
Doyle.
Okay.
The medical examiner's report said Billy died of a ruptured aneurism.
Maybe the last guy to know where the diamonds are.
Both Haynes brothers died of natural causes in 2 days? Think about it.
Well, that's what the m.
E.
'S report tells me.
where a stash of diamonds are, drop dead.
Nothin' suspicious about that for you? What are you saying? Maybe someone killed them.
And if they did, that person knows where the necklace is.
Look, it's getting way too dangerous.
No, no! It's not too dangerous.
I've only been in there a day, so, there's no point in taking me out, now.
You're afraid you're not going to get paid.
Unbelievable.
Did you manage to get Any information on a third man? I need 24 hours.
You have 12.
Don't disappoint.
I won't.
I mean, I'll try not to.
I mean, I won't I could I'm Hey! How's the new mommy? Look There's no evidence Maurice Becker has anything to do with this.
He's simply not connected.
Then Maurice Becker's not our third man.
Oh, I thought Rose's mother was dead, so what do I know? What about the guard? Gushue.
He gave Billy a pretty good beating.
I think I got to go back to the beginning; investigate the first death.
Look, stay out of trouble.
You got me? Oh, stop pretending like you care.
Here Buy yourself something pretty.
If I'm going to do this I want to know what I'm dealing with.
We split the profit 50-50.
Absolutely.
In order to make this work We gotta make 10k a piece.
That means more plants.
I'm totally broke.
Like, all my money's gone.
I've got $2,000.
What? You're amazing.
We're going to clean up.
Slow down.
We're not done.
What about that guy? Dylan's no big deal.
Forget him.
You're in, right? Yeah.
I'm in.
We better make good cash, chantel.
You found a blind spot, there.
It's a convenient place for a fella to have a heart attack; No one around to watch you die.
It's a dandy spot to sneak a smoke, too.
Guards do it all the time.
So, you looking for the diamonds, too? Diamonds? Why do you say that? Everyone else is.
Whoever got to Tommy tried to burn it out of him, one smoke at a time.
That Gushue's a 3 pack a day man.
Gushue the guard, he burnt Tommy? And beat the crap out of Billy, too.
How'd you guys get in here? Door was open.
Out.
Now.
Don't test my patience.
Oh, I would never dream of doing that.
Excusez-moi.
I've come for me daily immersion.
I need space when I does me yoga.
I'll take that as my cue.
Oh mind the door, Wolf.
Wash me of my enequity.
Cleanse me of me sins this new man of yours, this so called boyfriend that you've only known a couple of months.
Uh, more like a couple of years.
You guys should keep in closer touch.
Oh, well Ain't that the truth? is not what my mother's usually most interested in.
Malachy Doyle is a kind, wonderful, honest, man, mother.
Man of my dreams.
Mine, too.
Honest man? You know, that kind usually has a little something squirreled away.
You cannot trust a man at his word, Rosie.
I thought I taught you better than that.
Right, it's men who are the problem.
Des I found your laptop.
What? Where was it? In my mother's room.
Wow, I don't even remember going upstairs.
Weird.
Oh! Was that yours, honey? Yeah.
I was checking my Facebook.
You know, connecting with some eligible bachelors that I met online.
You know, there's some wonderful men.
Right, Rosie? Just ripe for the picking.
I believe that is trump.
You know? I thought we were playing gin.
Oh, excuse me, mother.
Hello? I'm at Gushue's, surveilling.
You busy? Love to.
Darn it, I have to go to work.
Try not to steal Des' shirt, mother.
So How's your poker face? Mr.
Doyle, what is it today? Well, to be honest with you, there's not a lot of girls in here, so I just need someone to flirt with.
You came here to flirt with me? Well, you're obviously a lot more attractive than my last roommate.
I guess with all the talk about aneurisms and heart attacks I'm starting to feel a little bit of a headache myself.
Yeah, 2 brothers die in 2 days It's been a-a rough week for me as a doctor.
Let me ask - I mean, hypothetically you're a doctor, right? Could someone, if they had the proper training, hit someone in the head or the chest and have them die from it later? You mean, could someone have induced the heart attack or ruptured Billy's aneurism? Yeah, I mean, you know Hypothetically, if they were like, trained in martial arts or Wow, you're beginning to sound more like a cop than an inmate.
Well that's because I'm a p.
I.
Yeah, I mean, I was a p.
I.
Before I was a crook.
I mean, I was always a crook and a p.
I.
Well, both brothers were beaten before they died, so yes, your theory is possible.
Mmm.
The question is who would have beat him, you know? I don't know.
I think I do.
We done here yet, doc? Absolutely, Mr.
Gushue.
You're fine.
Here are a few light painkillers.
I don't suppose you got a shot of whisky back there? Sorry.
Let's go.
So, this is Gushue the guard's house, huh? You want to explain how your mother became undead? I-I think I exaggerated about that one.
You want to hand me those wire cutter thingies? She's what? A con-artist? No, no, no sort of.
Yeah.
Yes.
What else haven't you told me? I don't like your seal flipper pie.
And in general, your cooking sucks.
But other than that, that is it.
I swear on my mother's grave.
Snip that before it goes off.
Yes, sir.
You know, I did it for your own good, Malachy.
Now that she knows about you, she's going to think you're another mark.
So am I a mark? Well, if I was running a game, I'd shoot higher than you.
Oh, yeah, there is one other thing.
I think she might have sort of stolen my engagement ring.
Welcome to my family.
What? Oh my.
Someone has been doing their homework.
Gushue's on the trail.
Looks like he has been for a while.
Look there's Tommy Billy Look at this.
Here's the necklace.
It's gorgeous.
Who is Claire Murray? How now another mystery.
Maybe our third man is a third woman.
Well, it doesn't look like he's found her yet.
She stole your engagement ring? Buddy! Buddy, buddy.
Now Doyle You have issues with authority.
I get that, I do.
You don't like to follow the rules, etcetera.
Well, that's admirable in a regular society.
Oh, thank you so much for this in-depth psychoanalysis.
But just tell me one thing.
Were you in on the heist or not? You know, prison has a different culture than what we see in the movies.
In here, there is you and then there is me.
You don't like me in here, rootin' around, do ya? Au contraire.
I like to see a man dig his own grave.
Mr.
Wolf, did you know that he was a private investigator? Whoa now fellas.
Now I was a pri I'm a crook.
Enjoy yourself.
I'm not now.
I mean I mean, I'm in here.
We're a team Paddy, get in there.
That there is what you call a self-cleaning oven.
Turn on the heat And it takes care of itself.
All right.
You two, behave.
What a douche.
So uh, listen.
I'm sorry about before.
Okay? There's been enough crap between you and me.
Here.
I know you got a job to do.
I get it.
You don't want nothing for 'em, like, you want pull someone's eyes out or something? No, no.
No, I'm good.
It's just a simple peace offering.
Huh.
I was in the mood for a break.
Don't do anything stupid.
What a douche.
Total douche.
Even the other guards can't stand him.
Listen here, I've got another pack.
Put them in your pocket before he comes back.
I hope Becker doesn't get me to pound you again.
You're all right, Doyle.
Not half as big a tool as I thought you'd be.
I'm just like anyone else in here.
An honest man who got caught.
Yeah? What'd you do? I assaulted a police officer.
You? I killed my father.
No, b'y.
Only joking.
B & E's.
A few robberies, that's all.
Robberies? Really? Dangerous, they'll hurt you.
Stay out of this.
Mind your own business.
Hey, are you all right in there? Uh, he tried to grab some painkillers.
It's nothing.
Shouldn't you like, you know, release the hounds or whatever? It's fine.
He's got nowhere to go but his cell.
And Gushue will be too hard on him; he'll hurt him.
Foley, he-he has a serious drug problem.
I've been treating him for a while and He-he'll be fine.
Right on.
How's it going? I think we finally got the ph right.
But we can't cheap out on the lights.
Yeah, you should see the electric bill.
You haven't tapped into the hydro line? Are you looking for a juvi roomie who likes to touch your hair and snuggle? The key here is to not get caught.
Uh-oh.
Dylan.
Oh, I thought he was no problem.
Chantel, what is he after? I bought the equipment from him.
I was supposed to pay him back with my first crop, which you know, it died.
He's going to take the stuff back.
What do we do? Ah! Ah! Ah, Tinny, what the hell! Des, what are you doing? What-what-what am I doing? What are you doing? Th-this is illegal?! Well, you're breaking and entering.
Also illegal.
A stand-off.
Interesting.
Where do we go from here? You could help us tap into the power line.
What's your name? Tinny you can't be doing this.
Okay? This is dangerous.
And it involves dangerous people and police and a nomadic life that leads to seclusion And eating cold beans over a sink at like, 3 am.
When did this become some kind of debate? Help me or get out.
Where's the power pole? Outside to the left.
Wait, I'll help! It's Des.
He paid.
Who the hell's Claire Murray? Well, we don't know yet, but the good news is Gushue doesn't either.
He's checked out every Claire Murray in the island, but seems to have eliminated them all.
Maybe our third man's a third woman.
Yeah, like a sister or a girlfriend.
Or a mother.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm pretty sure that Gushue's involved.
Let me see what I can find out on my end.
Doyle! Think it's time you and me had a little chat.
Yeah, okay.
I gotta go.
Bye.
Mother We need to talk.
Yes, we do.
You know, I show up every once in a while, try and keep you on the wrong path; That's job as a mother.
I'm in love with Malachy Doyle.
Okay? I love him with everything I've got.
Oh dear.
You know what? I was afraid of that.
Now, the best liars are the ones that believe the lies themselves.
I'm happy, mother.
For the first time.
You know, I never thought that this would happen to a child of mine.
Fools fall in love, Rosie.
Anyway I wish you luck.
I do.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
To be honest with you, I was kind of hoping we could get to know each other a little better.
Nah, we'll just stop by the shower.
Well, listen man, I'm hitting on you.
I was kind of hoping we could avoid all that while I'm here.
I'm sorry, Jake.
I gotta do this.
The hell? Foley, buddy, come on, I barely hit ya.
He's dead.
You killed him.
I don't know what happened, Leslie.
I mean, I barely hit the guy.
It's over.
It's our fault for putting you in here in the first place.
Would you go clear out your cell.
I'll get you released.
I'll meet you out front, all right? The boys are calling you "one smack Doyle".
It's better than "Dick smack Doyle" I suppose.
Well, that is true.
Thanks.
Is that an asthma inhaler lid? Wolf, buddy, do me a favour, would ya.
Keep an eye on the door.
I don't want Gush to seeing this.
Jake, what are you doing? Please don't tell me you broke in here.
Aye.
Tommy Haynes.
Cause of death: Heart attack.
Billy Haynes.
Cause of death: aneurism.
Jim Foley.
Cause of death: Stroke.
She has an autopsy report for a man who literally just died.
Dr.
Price, she faked these autopsy reports and now she's gonna torch the evidence.
Can you drive me, ***? Please? Attention all units.
Issuing an APB on one Dr.
Annie Price.
Stop right there! Where's the paperwork? This is supposed to be Jimmy Foley.
It's a cremation ordered by Dr.
Annie Price.
Where's the body? With the other two.
I hope you're right about this, Doyle.
Arresting a doctor under suspicion of murder is no joke.
You know, you really are very, very attractive.
Oh! She didn't kill anyone.
Well, then why did we bring her in? Because she knows where the diamonds are.
She doesn't know where that necklace is.
If she did, she did, she'd just go get it herself.
Sergeant Bennett, 3 men died on your watch.
You lose the bodies, not to mention the necklace.
Did we arrest a doctor for nothing? Jake, you're going to be the death of me.
Jake.
Hey, did you get 'em? I did 3 convenience stores and an a.
T.
M.
But I struck gold.
Good man.
Hurry up.
How do I look? Awful.
Move it.
Hi.
Dr.
Price.
Jake Doyle.
Remember me? Wait, you're a cop? Yeah! Sure.
I knew it! Here are your Autopsy reports.
Nice work, performing an autopsy on a man that's still alive.
Super.
Excellent, really.
This photo was taken From an a.
T.
M.
That's Jim Foley as you know, today's date.
The time was an hour ago.
Here's another Dead man walking.
Or, running, really.
I don't have a photo of Billy Haynes; He must have ran down barter's hill.
Where are they and where's the necklace? We're letting the good doctor go.
What's he doing? Get him out of there? I suppose you could have stopped him.
I find it's best to let him tire himself out.
They're really mad at you out there.
I don't know if I can hold them off for long.
Where did you get those? Where do you think? I had them analysed.
Did he? Unless he did it himself, I'd say no.
Okay, you've got to help me.
I want to help ya, Annie.
I do.
But you helped fake their deaths, you forged the autopsy reports.
I had these tested.
They all tested positive for t.
T.
X.
You know, the patient zombie drug.
But No, I used propofol.
I can't believe that worked.
I mean, honestly, truly, between you and me, I had no idea what was in these things.
They're not even real.
Why did you do it, Annie? Not for the diamonds.
He's a good man he-he He's not like the other two.
You and Foley, you're in love.
They threatened me.
"Get us all out, or-or we'll kill Foley.
" So, nobody knows that Foley was in on this diamond job? He couldn't tell the Haynes brothers where the diamonds were if he wanted to stay alive.
And-and now, as soon as they get their hands on them Okay, look Annie, you gotta tell me, who's Claire Murray and where are the diamonds? Annie! I'm the only one that can help you.
Thank you.
Where you goin' Jake? I uh, gotta go see Claire Murray.
She's a where, not a who.
You aren't dicking us around, right, Foley? No, he's smarter than that.
I'm telling you, she's down there.
I'll go down and get it, okay? No, no, no, no, no, no.
We all go down and get it.
All of us.
No problem.
No problem.
That's disappointing.
What's this? Just if you'll permit me A second if you don't mind.
Hold onto this, hoodie.
Make yourself useful.
Ta-da! Voila.
Happy? Pint? Rain check.
See you later.
Doyle.
I'm just calling to say good bye, Doyle and good luck and all that nice warm stuff.
Maurice Becker.
Well, you didn't steal the diamonds and I'm sorry I doubted ya.
Oh, I never took that personal.
But never fear.
We'll cross paths.
I have this way of finding people who do me wrong.
You remember that.
Yeah, that's real terrifying.
Why don't you give me when you get out of jail.
We'll talk about it, all right? No.
No, no, no.
You don't understand, Doyle.
I am out.
I'm as free as a bird.
And I will contact you.
Count on it.
I had a [Beth.]
Oh, a lovely time.
You know what? Me too.
But there's something I need to talk to you about.
About the um The wedding I wasn't invited to.
Oh, yes, I know all about it.
And just for the record, Malachy, I'm happy to have you join my family.
So, welcome.
Thank you.
So you're in love with him.
So, I'm happy for you.
It's clear to me that now, you want a new start.
I just hope you'll understand if I don't show up for the actual tying of the knot.
But I am proud of you.
Thanks, mother.
Malachy, my Rosie She's a wild one.
She's a true individual and a free spirit.
So, you love her and you You cherish her.
Of course.
Oh! There's my cab.
Mother Oh, oh, say goodbye to Des for me, will you? He is a darling Mother! Ah-ah! My dear, I almost forgot.
I am as guilty as sin.
I can't believe that you Stole your ring.
I wanted well, you know, have a look and see.
Where did all those emeralds come from? They're from my wedding band.
I mean, not from your father, bless him, but from Ralph, my third husband.
You know, everyone is a fool once in their life, Rosie.
So, you just suck up every moment of it, because nobody can take that away from you.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks, ma.
Goodbye, sweetie.
So, that's it? She just breezes in and back out every 10 years? That's not so deadly.
Oh, you watch it.
She's likely to move into the basement.
Did she just leave with my suitcase? Yep.
Deal with it.
No.
I'll be right over, all right? It can wait.
Just don't start without me.
Okay, yeah.
All right.
I'll see you then.
All right.
How you doing? Well, we picked up Gushue.
He didn't steal any diamonds, but he was dirty nonetheless.
Thanks for the tip.
I'll put it on your tab.
So what do you say, you want to go for a beer? We just solved the case, so Yeah, I'd like to, but, um You got a date with the mayor? Jake, I'm serious.
No one can know about that, all right? I'm joking, okay? Your secret is safe with me.
I was gonna tell ya.
You don't have to tell me anything, Leslie.
It's none of my business, right? You're a free woman, so He's a really nice guy.
Great.
That's I'm that's great.
I'm very I'm very happy for you.
Jim.
Gotta go.
Oh, I love you.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Come on.
What about those two? They going to make it, you think? I don't know.
'Could be years before they're together.
It's a job to say.
I don't think I like the sounds of that.
Me either.
Then again, you never know.
Right? Life's funny that way.
that hospital bed.
You nearly died.
I didn't want to worry you.
Dad, are you okay? You got a second shot at life, here.
I know you don't like marriage, but I don't care.
I want to get out there more, you know? Do more cool stuff.
Why don't you go pick someone and survey them? The subject is looking fly in her new sneakers.
Ever since you started this "love moratorium" you've been totally out of whack.
I'm taking a break from women for a while, that's all.
It's obvious to me that you're worth it.
I just hope to God that I never end up having to pay for sex.
Pay for sex? Allison Jenkins, this is Jake Doyle, he's a private dick.
Dick, huh? Yeah, that makes sense.
We spent my stag party at the Duke.
What's wrong with the Duke? There's nothing wrong with the Duke.
But we're there every night.
Dinner would be something.
A play at the hall, maybe? Okay, it wasn't a stag, it was an engagement party.
Some strippers would have been nice is all I'm saying.
For an engagement party? You should have planned my stag.
Okay, for the last time, it wasn't a stag, it was an engagement party.
It was a lame stag.
You shoulda had strippers.
It lasted 'till 7 o'clock in the morning; It couldn't be that bad.
Come here.
Hey there, baby.
All right? Okay, Walter.
Come on, honey.
Okay people, we serve beer, not breakfast here.
Let's go.
Hey! Easy there, heart attack.
You've got a 3 drink maximum for the whole night; Remember that? Well, technically, this is the next day.
Plus, it thins out the blood.
Look It was a lovely engagement party.
Thank you.
So, are you really ready to tie the knot with her, skipper? The window's closing every day.
You still got a chance to jump out.
Just because you failed at it, doesn't mean it'll be terrible for everyone.
No, no.
Just half of the world's population agrees with me.
So bitter.
So young.
I always thought Leslie would be perfect for you.
You should marry her.
She's sweet, she has a gentleness She's got a gun.
Jake Doyle, you're under arrest! What are you talkin' about? Leslie, what's happening? Don't move and shut up.
For drinking in public or something? You could have just given me a ticket.
Hey, just take it easy, all right? That's resisting arrest! Now you're just being rude.
Hood, go down there and keep everyone back.
I'll handle this.
Roll 'em back! Come on! You know, if you were trying to ask me out on a date, you didn't have to bring the bald eagle.
Jake, please.
We need you to play along.
I need your help.
Okay, you have my help.
But you gotta make out with me, first.
No? I'm sure his worship won't mind.
I beg your pardon? His worship.
What is it, a state secret that you're dating the mayor? Just would you cle clean yourself up all right? And keep your mouth shut.
So, is he in? Fine.
Whatever.
You have my help.
And you you have my pity.
Malachy, stay back.
We're taking your son to the station.
On what charge? Assault on an officer.
oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah oh, yeah Hood, you got a little uh, on your Thank you for coming.
Hi.
What's this? He slipped when he was arresting me.
He's a little older than he thinks.
That's right, I slipped.
See, I couldn't hear you.
Your-your-your voice, it's all nasal-y.
What's this all about? We need your help.
We're running out of options.
Tommy and Billy Haynes.
an armoured car carrying a priceless diamond necklace.
It was on its way to the rooms.
A museum, why? It's from the 1800's; it was owned by empress Alexandra.
It's a priceless Russian artefact and we need it back.
The 2 thieves were caught.
Good.
So uh, the system works.
I feel better.
What's the problem? Neither of them would tell us where the diamonds are.
And now Tommy's dead.
He died in the prison shower, last night.
Heart attack.
We think someone was beating the information out of him.
So, now there's only one brother left who can tell anyone anything.
We believe that there's a third man involved.
Neither of the Haynes had the brains to pull this off.
They had help.
We just don't know who the mastermind is.
What's this have to do with Jake? Yeah, what he said.
We wanted someone who would be believable as an inmate, to ferret out where the diamonds are.
Ha! I'll try not to take offence to that.
You want me to go to jail, undercover.
No, we want you to go in as Jake Doyle.
You've been incarcerated before.
We have your juvi file, also.
Age 15, destruction of school property.
Age 14, assault on 4 boys.
You stole a dump truck when you were 12? I was the product of an unstable home life.
I had a terrible father.
And all this was before you joined the police force, where you graduated top after just 9 months of service.
I kept getting drunk and arresting myself, so The province is really on the hook for this.
We need these diamonds back.
So, what's in it for me? A $10,000 finder's fee.
Sold to the blonde.
Lock me up.
No, no, no.
Hold on a second.
Will he be safe? We'll be monitoring him but I have a feeling he can handle it.
Sargent.
We'll see what we can do! Watch yourself in there, Jake.
You're going to be completely on your own and treated like any other prisoner.
Possibly every guard and con is after the Haynes fortune.
Everyone wants to know where those diamonds are and being in the other brother's cell, they'll be after you, too.
Ah! Now, you follow the rules You'll get no trouble.
Break the rules, I've got to break you.
Oh, no worries, I'm all about the rules.
Welcome to the dirt.
Billy? Billy! I got your new roommate.
Just in case you miss your brother.
The clones are cooking, Tinny.
They're doing way better.
You gotta come see them.
You're a total natural.
I don't know, Chantel.
I've been thinking.
And this whole cheech and Chong business, it's not really my scene, you know? What? No.
Tinny, you can't back out.
Hey, "back out"? I was never in.
Okay, well, how else are you going to get to London? That stupid school thing costs a fortune.
Oh! What's with creep-tastic over there? He's nothing.
Chantel, wait! Uh, we should talk business, don't you think? I'll give you a ride home.
Dyla I I-I was gonna go home with T-Tinny.
Heh.
Yeah, you owe me money, right? I think she'd rather walk, pally.
You're so screwed.
That was not a good idea.
Who is that guy? Are you working for him? It's nothing.
He's nobody.
Fine.
I'm out.
I'll find another way.
I'll borrow the money.
My name's Jake Doyle, by-by the way.
Sorry to hear brother, too I mean, he's not dead.
Sometimes I wish he was.
You know? So I can kind of relate.
I don't care anything about you Or your brother.
Trying to get me to talk? Forget it.
Bigger than you have tried.
So, why don't you just keep your mouth shut; We'll both be happy.
Not in the chit-chat mood.
No.
Pas de problem! Diamonds on your mind, Doyle? Maurice Becker.
In the flesh.
"Crime don't pay" isn't that what you fellas said? Well, I'd know about that now, wouldn't I? But now you're locked in here with me.
Fun-funny, innit how things work out.
Karma, irony.
Just going out on a limb here, but uh Did you have anything to do with that necklace goin' missing? I'm not going to dignify that! Jewel theft! What do you take me for, Doyle? Robbery is for fools and dreamers.
I'm a practical businessman.
However Revenge can always be an exception to that rule.
And your fly is open.
That should get you part way in here.
Rose? Picked up those pictures from the stag.
Birthday party! Great.
You're terrific, sweetie.
Best new live-in boyfriend ever.
Live-in what? Does anyone want a cocktail? Um my mother's here.
Oh, she does this Once a decade, totally out of the blue.
Your mother? Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
I will explain later.
Uh, this is um mom.
Beth.
Nice to meet ya.
Well, aren't you a handsome darling? Good work, Rose.
He's got an edge, not a stupid, pretty face.
I bet he's a devil in the sack.
Well, uh [Rose.]
Mother Rose told you I was dead, didn't she? No! Oh, don't you worry about that.
My Rose has got a wild imagination.
You've not changed one bit, Rosie.
Oh, yes mother, I have.
This is quite the place you've grabbed here.
Well, it's not as nice as it looks.
Malachy, I bet you got this place for a steal before the market caught on fire.
You know, I can get you a great return on this place.
Oh, no, no, no, we're good for the moment.
Thank you.
Actually, it's mortgaged to the hilt.
Really Malachy's totally, totally broke.
Really? Now, that surprises me, I must say.
Rosie's always been able to pick 'em; I taught her myself.
Excuse me.
Expecting a call.
Are you all right in there? Yeah, I'm fine.
What about you? What's wrong with you.
Rose's mother.
Seems reports of her death were exaggerated.
How deep's the hook? I just met him, ma.
Uh, a total dud.
You have a mother-in-law? I thought she was dead.
What's she like? Give it up.
What do ya got? Billy Haynes He's a real sweetheart of a guy, but he doesn't seem very shooken up about the fact that his brother's dead.
You're not buying the heart attack? People have them, you know? Yeah, old people like you have heart attacks, not There's just something not right about it.
Oh! And by the way Maurice Becker's in here.
Becker! You gotta know the rules around here.
This is bad.
Look out for Wolf.
Maurice Becker could be the third man.
Maybe he planned it from prison.
Maybe you can look into it.
I mean, if you're not too busy with your new mommy.
Shut up, will ya.
Jake, be careful around Becker.
What's he going to do, lure me into a geriatric fight club? Man, you need permission to use those phones.
He's not going to be happy.
Jake? Jake? How you getting' on? Oh I-I was You told me your mother was dead.
I'll explain.
Just pretend we met Has anyone seen my laptop? And who is this? Aren't you a cutie.
Ah.
Desmond, meet my mother.
I'm B.
You've got an honest face; I bet you're a wonderful card player.
These phones belong to Mr.
Becker.
You want to use them, you have to ask me.
Okay, okay.
Fine, I'm sorry.
Can I use the phone, please? Not looking good, brother.
You must have done a number on the boss.
He's got it in for you.
So you're Becker's heavy, huh? What's he pay you in old man hugs? That didn't work out the way I wanted.
Nice moves, Kato.
Oh, trying to make a first impression, aren't you? First few hours inside and you're already here.
Uh, yeah, well I like to make an entrance.
I guess discussion's not an option around here with the guards, huh? Ah! They curb violence as soon as they see it.
With more violence? That guy was like some sort of amateur ninja.
Gushue; he's the most excitable guard here.
You have a mild concussion.
You'll be fine.
They're pretty expert at subduing people without damage.
May I? Go on.
Oh! Oh, are you all right? Sorry, I'm just Kind of seeing double of everything.
Which is great when I'm looking at you.
When I'm looking at him, not so much.
You gotta keep your nose out of other people's business.
Sorry, Gushue, my judgement's a little off I guess, since you knocked me out cold.
Let's go.
Ah man! Come on, I've got rights! Go on.
He tripped.
You okay there, buddy? It's nothing to do with you.
Look, I know this is none of my business, but uh [billy.]
I tripped.
Just like your brother tripped? Ah, you sure like talk, don't you? Ah! Oh, my head! You okay? Billy! Guard! Uh, I think he's dead.
So, how long have you and the mayor been, you know, "special friends"? I'm just, you know, trying to make conversation.
Yeah, Jake, I don't know how you found out about that But please keep it to yourself.
Oh! Maybe he'll uh, you know, name a street after you.
That'd be pretty cool, eh? "Hot cop road"? Hey, councillor.
Allison.
You look very pretty.
You gonna tell us what happened in there? Sh-she does you do.
I'm all ears, Mr.
Doyle.
Okay.
The medical examiner's report said Billy died of a ruptured aneurism.
Maybe the last guy to know where the diamonds are.
Both Haynes brothers died of natural causes in 2 days? Think about it.
Well, that's what the m.
E.
'S report tells me.
where a stash of diamonds are, drop dead.
Nothin' suspicious about that for you? What are you saying? Maybe someone killed them.
And if they did, that person knows where the necklace is.
Look, it's getting way too dangerous.
No, no! It's not too dangerous.
I've only been in there a day, so, there's no point in taking me out, now.
You're afraid you're not going to get paid.
Unbelievable.
Did you manage to get Any information on a third man? I need 24 hours.
You have 12.
Don't disappoint.
I won't.
I mean, I'll try not to.
I mean, I won't I could I'm Hey! How's the new mommy? Look There's no evidence Maurice Becker has anything to do with this.
He's simply not connected.
Then Maurice Becker's not our third man.
Oh, I thought Rose's mother was dead, so what do I know? What about the guard? Gushue.
He gave Billy a pretty good beating.
I think I got to go back to the beginning; investigate the first death.
Look, stay out of trouble.
You got me? Oh, stop pretending like you care.
Here Buy yourself something pretty.
If I'm going to do this I want to know what I'm dealing with.
We split the profit 50-50.
Absolutely.
In order to make this work We gotta make 10k a piece.
That means more plants.
I'm totally broke.
Like, all my money's gone.
I've got $2,000.
What? You're amazing.
We're going to clean up.
Slow down.
We're not done.
What about that guy? Dylan's no big deal.
Forget him.
You're in, right? Yeah.
I'm in.
We better make good cash, chantel.
You found a blind spot, there.
It's a convenient place for a fella to have a heart attack; No one around to watch you die.
It's a dandy spot to sneak a smoke, too.
Guards do it all the time.
So, you looking for the diamonds, too? Diamonds? Why do you say that? Everyone else is.
Whoever got to Tommy tried to burn it out of him, one smoke at a time.
That Gushue's a 3 pack a day man.
Gushue the guard, he burnt Tommy? And beat the crap out of Billy, too.
How'd you guys get in here? Door was open.
Out.
Now.
Don't test my patience.
Oh, I would never dream of doing that.
Excusez-moi.
I've come for me daily immersion.
I need space when I does me yoga.
I'll take that as my cue.
Oh mind the door, Wolf.
Wash me of my enequity.
Cleanse me of me sins this new man of yours, this so called boyfriend that you've only known a couple of months.
Uh, more like a couple of years.
You guys should keep in closer touch.
Oh, well Ain't that the truth? is not what my mother's usually most interested in.
Malachy Doyle is a kind, wonderful, honest, man, mother.
Man of my dreams.
Mine, too.
Honest man? You know, that kind usually has a little something squirreled away.
You cannot trust a man at his word, Rosie.
I thought I taught you better than that.
Right, it's men who are the problem.
Des I found your laptop.
What? Where was it? In my mother's room.
Wow, I don't even remember going upstairs.
Weird.
Oh! Was that yours, honey? Yeah.
I was checking my Facebook.
You know, connecting with some eligible bachelors that I met online.
You know, there's some wonderful men.
Right, Rosie? Just ripe for the picking.
I believe that is trump.
You know? I thought we were playing gin.
Oh, excuse me, mother.
Hello? I'm at Gushue's, surveilling.
You busy? Love to.
Darn it, I have to go to work.
Try not to steal Des' shirt, mother.
So How's your poker face? Mr.
Doyle, what is it today? Well, to be honest with you, there's not a lot of girls in here, so I just need someone to flirt with.
You came here to flirt with me? Well, you're obviously a lot more attractive than my last roommate.
I guess with all the talk about aneurisms and heart attacks I'm starting to feel a little bit of a headache myself.
Yeah, 2 brothers die in 2 days It's been a-a rough week for me as a doctor.
Let me ask - I mean, hypothetically you're a doctor, right? Could someone, if they had the proper training, hit someone in the head or the chest and have them die from it later? You mean, could someone have induced the heart attack or ruptured Billy's aneurism? Yeah, I mean, you know Hypothetically, if they were like, trained in martial arts or Wow, you're beginning to sound more like a cop than an inmate.
Well that's because I'm a p.
I.
Yeah, I mean, I was a p.
I.
Before I was a crook.
I mean, I was always a crook and a p.
I.
Well, both brothers were beaten before they died, so yes, your theory is possible.
Mmm.
The question is who would have beat him, you know? I don't know.
I think I do.
We done here yet, doc? Absolutely, Mr.
Gushue.
You're fine.
Here are a few light painkillers.
I don't suppose you got a shot of whisky back there? Sorry.
Let's go.
So, this is Gushue the guard's house, huh? You want to explain how your mother became undead? I-I think I exaggerated about that one.
You want to hand me those wire cutter thingies? She's what? A con-artist? No, no, no sort of.
Yeah.
Yes.
What else haven't you told me? I don't like your seal flipper pie.
And in general, your cooking sucks.
But other than that, that is it.
I swear on my mother's grave.
Snip that before it goes off.
Yes, sir.
You know, I did it for your own good, Malachy.
Now that she knows about you, she's going to think you're another mark.
So am I a mark? Well, if I was running a game, I'd shoot higher than you.
Oh, yeah, there is one other thing.
I think she might have sort of stolen my engagement ring.
Welcome to my family.
What? Oh my.
Someone has been doing their homework.
Gushue's on the trail.
Looks like he has been for a while.
Look there's Tommy Billy Look at this.
Here's the necklace.
It's gorgeous.
Who is Claire Murray? How now another mystery.
Maybe our third man is a third woman.
Well, it doesn't look like he's found her yet.
She stole your engagement ring? Buddy! Buddy, buddy.
Now Doyle You have issues with authority.
I get that, I do.
You don't like to follow the rules, etcetera.
Well, that's admirable in a regular society.
Oh, thank you so much for this in-depth psychoanalysis.
But just tell me one thing.
Were you in on the heist or not? You know, prison has a different culture than what we see in the movies.
In here, there is you and then there is me.
You don't like me in here, rootin' around, do ya? Au contraire.
I like to see a man dig his own grave.
Mr.
Wolf, did you know that he was a private investigator? Whoa now fellas.
Now I was a pri I'm a crook.
Enjoy yourself.
I'm not now.
I mean I mean, I'm in here.
We're a team Paddy, get in there.
That there is what you call a self-cleaning oven.
Turn on the heat And it takes care of itself.
All right.
You two, behave.
What a douche.
So uh, listen.
I'm sorry about before.
Okay? There's been enough crap between you and me.
Here.
I know you got a job to do.
I get it.
You don't want nothing for 'em, like, you want pull someone's eyes out or something? No, no.
No, I'm good.
It's just a simple peace offering.
Huh.
I was in the mood for a break.
Don't do anything stupid.
What a douche.
Total douche.
Even the other guards can't stand him.
Listen here, I've got another pack.
Put them in your pocket before he comes back.
I hope Becker doesn't get me to pound you again.
You're all right, Doyle.
Not half as big a tool as I thought you'd be.
I'm just like anyone else in here.
An honest man who got caught.
Yeah? What'd you do? I assaulted a police officer.
You? I killed my father.
No, b'y.
Only joking.
B & E's.
A few robberies, that's all.
Robberies? Really? Dangerous, they'll hurt you.
Stay out of this.
Mind your own business.
Hey, are you all right in there? Uh, he tried to grab some painkillers.
It's nothing.
Shouldn't you like, you know, release the hounds or whatever? It's fine.
He's got nowhere to go but his cell.
And Gushue will be too hard on him; he'll hurt him.
Foley, he-he has a serious drug problem.
I've been treating him for a while and He-he'll be fine.
Right on.
How's it going? I think we finally got the ph right.
But we can't cheap out on the lights.
Yeah, you should see the electric bill.
You haven't tapped into the hydro line? Are you looking for a juvi roomie who likes to touch your hair and snuggle? The key here is to not get caught.
Uh-oh.
Dylan.
Oh, I thought he was no problem.
Chantel, what is he after? I bought the equipment from him.
I was supposed to pay him back with my first crop, which you know, it died.
He's going to take the stuff back.
What do we do? Ah! Ah! Ah, Tinny, what the hell! Des, what are you doing? What-what-what am I doing? What are you doing? Th-this is illegal?! Well, you're breaking and entering.
Also illegal.
A stand-off.
Interesting.
Where do we go from here? You could help us tap into the power line.
What's your name? Tinny you can't be doing this.
Okay? This is dangerous.
And it involves dangerous people and police and a nomadic life that leads to seclusion And eating cold beans over a sink at like, 3 am.
When did this become some kind of debate? Help me or get out.
Where's the power pole? Outside to the left.
Wait, I'll help! It's Des.
He paid.
Who the hell's Claire Murray? Well, we don't know yet, but the good news is Gushue doesn't either.
He's checked out every Claire Murray in the island, but seems to have eliminated them all.
Maybe our third man's a third woman.
Yeah, like a sister or a girlfriend.
Or a mother.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm pretty sure that Gushue's involved.
Let me see what I can find out on my end.
Doyle! Think it's time you and me had a little chat.
Yeah, okay.
I gotta go.
Bye.
Mother We need to talk.
Yes, we do.
You know, I show up every once in a while, try and keep you on the wrong path; That's job as a mother.
I'm in love with Malachy Doyle.
Okay? I love him with everything I've got.
Oh dear.
You know what? I was afraid of that.
Now, the best liars are the ones that believe the lies themselves.
I'm happy, mother.
For the first time.
You know, I never thought that this would happen to a child of mine.
Fools fall in love, Rosie.
Anyway I wish you luck.
I do.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
To be honest with you, I was kind of hoping we could get to know each other a little better.
Nah, we'll just stop by the shower.
Well, listen man, I'm hitting on you.
I was kind of hoping we could avoid all that while I'm here.
I'm sorry, Jake.
I gotta do this.
The hell? Foley, buddy, come on, I barely hit ya.
He's dead.
You killed him.
I don't know what happened, Leslie.
I mean, I barely hit the guy.
It's over.
It's our fault for putting you in here in the first place.
Would you go clear out your cell.
I'll get you released.
I'll meet you out front, all right? The boys are calling you "one smack Doyle".
It's better than "Dick smack Doyle" I suppose.
Well, that is true.
Thanks.
Is that an asthma inhaler lid? Wolf, buddy, do me a favour, would ya.
Keep an eye on the door.
I don't want Gush to seeing this.
Jake, what are you doing? Please don't tell me you broke in here.
Aye.
Tommy Haynes.
Cause of death: Heart attack.
Billy Haynes.
Cause of death: aneurism.
Jim Foley.
Cause of death: Stroke.
She has an autopsy report for a man who literally just died.
Dr.
Price, she faked these autopsy reports and now she's gonna torch the evidence.
Can you drive me, ***? Please? Attention all units.
Issuing an APB on one Dr.
Annie Price.
Stop right there! Where's the paperwork? This is supposed to be Jimmy Foley.
It's a cremation ordered by Dr.
Annie Price.
Where's the body? With the other two.
I hope you're right about this, Doyle.
Arresting a doctor under suspicion of murder is no joke.
You know, you really are very, very attractive.
Oh! She didn't kill anyone.
Well, then why did we bring her in? Because she knows where the diamonds are.
She doesn't know where that necklace is.
If she did, she did, she'd just go get it herself.
Sergeant Bennett, 3 men died on your watch.
You lose the bodies, not to mention the necklace.
Did we arrest a doctor for nothing? Jake, you're going to be the death of me.
Jake.
Hey, did you get 'em? I did 3 convenience stores and an a.
T.
M.
But I struck gold.
Good man.
Hurry up.
How do I look? Awful.
Move it.
Hi.
Dr.
Price.
Jake Doyle.
Remember me? Wait, you're a cop? Yeah! Sure.
I knew it! Here are your Autopsy reports.
Nice work, performing an autopsy on a man that's still alive.
Super.
Excellent, really.
This photo was taken From an a.
T.
M.
That's Jim Foley as you know, today's date.
The time was an hour ago.
Here's another Dead man walking.
Or, running, really.
I don't have a photo of Billy Haynes; He must have ran down barter's hill.
Where are they and where's the necklace? We're letting the good doctor go.
What's he doing? Get him out of there? I suppose you could have stopped him.
I find it's best to let him tire himself out.
They're really mad at you out there.
I don't know if I can hold them off for long.
Where did you get those? Where do you think? I had them analysed.
Did he? Unless he did it himself, I'd say no.
Okay, you've got to help me.
I want to help ya, Annie.
I do.
But you helped fake their deaths, you forged the autopsy reports.
I had these tested.
They all tested positive for t.
T.
X.
You know, the patient zombie drug.
But No, I used propofol.
I can't believe that worked.
I mean, honestly, truly, between you and me, I had no idea what was in these things.
They're not even real.
Why did you do it, Annie? Not for the diamonds.
He's a good man he-he He's not like the other two.
You and Foley, you're in love.
They threatened me.
"Get us all out, or-or we'll kill Foley.
" So, nobody knows that Foley was in on this diamond job? He couldn't tell the Haynes brothers where the diamonds were if he wanted to stay alive.
And-and now, as soon as they get their hands on them Okay, look Annie, you gotta tell me, who's Claire Murray and where are the diamonds? Annie! I'm the only one that can help you.
Thank you.
Where you goin' Jake? I uh, gotta go see Claire Murray.
She's a where, not a who.
You aren't dicking us around, right, Foley? No, he's smarter than that.
I'm telling you, she's down there.
I'll go down and get it, okay? No, no, no, no, no, no.
We all go down and get it.
All of us.
No problem.
No problem.
That's disappointing.
What's this? Just if you'll permit me A second if you don't mind.
Hold onto this, hoodie.
Make yourself useful.
Ta-da! Voila.
Happy? Pint? Rain check.
See you later.
Doyle.
I'm just calling to say good bye, Doyle and good luck and all that nice warm stuff.
Maurice Becker.
Well, you didn't steal the diamonds and I'm sorry I doubted ya.
Oh, I never took that personal.
But never fear.
We'll cross paths.
I have this way of finding people who do me wrong.
You remember that.
Yeah, that's real terrifying.
Why don't you give me when you get out of jail.
We'll talk about it, all right? No.
No, no, no.
You don't understand, Doyle.
I am out.
I'm as free as a bird.
And I will contact you.
Count on it.
I had a [Beth.]
Oh, a lovely time.
You know what? Me too.
But there's something I need to talk to you about.
About the um The wedding I wasn't invited to.
Oh, yes, I know all about it.
And just for the record, Malachy, I'm happy to have you join my family.
So, welcome.
Thank you.
So you're in love with him.
So, I'm happy for you.
It's clear to me that now, you want a new start.
I just hope you'll understand if I don't show up for the actual tying of the knot.
But I am proud of you.
Thanks, mother.
Malachy, my Rosie She's a wild one.
She's a true individual and a free spirit.
So, you love her and you You cherish her.
Of course.
Oh! There's my cab.
Mother Oh, oh, say goodbye to Des for me, will you? He is a darling Mother! Ah-ah! My dear, I almost forgot.
I am as guilty as sin.
I can't believe that you Stole your ring.
I wanted well, you know, have a look and see.
Where did all those emeralds come from? They're from my wedding band.
I mean, not from your father, bless him, but from Ralph, my third husband.
You know, everyone is a fool once in their life, Rosie.
So, you just suck up every moment of it, because nobody can take that away from you.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks, ma.
Goodbye, sweetie.
So, that's it? She just breezes in and back out every 10 years? That's not so deadly.
Oh, you watch it.
She's likely to move into the basement.
Did she just leave with my suitcase? Yep.
Deal with it.
No.
I'll be right over, all right? It can wait.
Just don't start without me.
Okay, yeah.
All right.
I'll see you then.
All right.
How you doing? Well, we picked up Gushue.
He didn't steal any diamonds, but he was dirty nonetheless.
Thanks for the tip.
I'll put it on your tab.
So what do you say, you want to go for a beer? We just solved the case, so Yeah, I'd like to, but, um You got a date with the mayor? Jake, I'm serious.
No one can know about that, all right? I'm joking, okay? Your secret is safe with me.
I was gonna tell ya.
You don't have to tell me anything, Leslie.
It's none of my business, right? You're a free woman, so He's a really nice guy.
Great.
That's I'm that's great.
I'm very I'm very happy for you.
Jim.
Gotta go.
Oh, I love you.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Come on.
What about those two? They going to make it, you think? I don't know.
'Could be years before they're together.
It's a job to say.
I don't think I like the sounds of that.
Me either.
Then again, you never know.
Right? Life's funny that way.