Run the World (2021) s02e02 Episode Script

Honeymoon's Over

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[RENEE] Previously on Run The World
"I'd like to formally submit
my resignation at Hot Tea Digest."
- I knew it.
- Ella had the right idea.
I should have stayed with her in Tulum.
I'm not gonna beg again.
I-I'll let you know when I
can come back for the rest.
Consider this my very calm resignation.
I also quit.
- Wait, w-what?
- Yep.
- Naomi.
- Hey, Sondi.
- Welcome back.
- You too.
I left Eclipse.
Oh, new agency?
Yes. Mine.
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
[TATTOO NEEDLE BUZZING]
You know, my ex-fiancé
hated tattoos on women
which I always thought was
really sexist, by the way.
Fuck that guy.
Thank you, Zeke.
Hoo. [EXHALES DEEPLY]
So we almost done?
Not even close.
Cool. Cool.
The band is sounding so good, B.
Hopefully the demo's mixed by tomorrow.
- Dope.
- Yeah.
You don't think I really
sound pitchy, do you?
Bro, don't let my ex get in your head.
Another night, another sad
drunk girl getting a tattoo.
[LAUGHTER]

[JASON] Fuck.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Someone better be dead.
[JASON] Your girl Whitney getting
inked like it's the early 2000s.
She's what? Are you sure it's her?
Well, did you go in there and stop her?
Not getting involved.
She's a grown woman.
Come on, who are we
talking about right now?
This is spiraling
one-oh-motherfucking-one.
Then you better hurry up
and get dressed and get down here.
I'll text you the cross streets.
Mm, it's fine. My
phone still tracks you.
[JASON] What the

[RENEE] I don't have time for this shit!
You know what I'm like if I don't
get my seven hours of beauty sleep.
I still don't know why I'm here.
I thought you were on Whitney duty.
Well, I didn't know I was
gonna be on after hours.
- You got to call Hope.
- Why me?
I thought you two got along now.
We do, when I have
access to rum and weed.
Now call her while I go deal with this.
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
Whitney!
What is this?
[WHITNEY] Hey! I'm getting a tattoo.
[SONDI] You need to
get here fucking now.
- [RENEE] Stop that.
- [WHITNEY] Come in.
[WHITNEY] It hurts really bad.
[VOCALIZING]

[INSTRUCTOR] And up and down
[RENEE] Girl, thanks for
coming on such short notice.
Of course.
So
what's your take on that?
[HOPE] It's not good.
She seemed thrilled to
see me, almost too happy.
She's got a touch of the crazy eyes.
[WHITNEY] I know you
guys are talking about me.
- [INSTRUCTOR] You're doing great. Keep going.
- [RENEE] Good. I want you to know.
I'm sorry, Whit, but enough is enough.
You can't keep calling in sick to work.
And fix those overgrown eyebrows.
Oh, this is getting sad.
We'll come back to you, Whit.
Renee, what's new with
you? You land L'Oréal yet?
No, I left Mia three messages,
and she hasn't even
bothered to text me back.
Oh, okay.
Sondi, how are Matthew and Amari?
- Oh, Matthew, and Amari, and Naomi are just great.
- Who?
Amari's mother just got
discharged from the Navy,
and now she's back to take care
of the daughter she gave birth to.
How dare she?
Renee, don't make light of this.
I'm happy that Amari has her mom back,
but things are just
changing really quickly,
and it's getting weird, okay?
Like, Matthew's inviting
Naomi over for dinner,
so we can get to know each other.
And that's a bad thing?
No, the bad thing is
that tattoo on your ankle.
A bumblebee with a song lyric?
- Really, Whit?
- The wrong lyric at that.
Okay, I thought it was "I can
have another dude in a minute."
It's not that big a deal.
It's the same meaning.
[HOPE] Okay, okay, enough
with the negativity.
Let me gather you all real quick.
Um, my vote lean into the dinner.
Show you're not scared.
Show how much you mean to Amari.
You ain't going nowhere.
As for you and Mia,
I guess my last sister-circle
pep talk wasn't enough.
You should stage a fake
run-in right outside her home.
That's some high-school
bullshit right there.
- And it's fucking brilliant.
- [WHITNEY GROANS]
Who am I trying to look good for?
I ain't got no man.
I want ice cream.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
[INSTRUCTOR] Breakup?
[RENEE] It's pretty obvious, huh?
[INSTRUCTOR] Mm-hmm.
Hope, you got that?
I'm on it.
You want to keep going?
Okay. Yeah.
- Girl, what are you doing?
- I'm finishing this workout.
I don't got $45 to waste.
Shit, me either.
Damn.
Fuck my life.
[RENEE CRIES]
I am so sorry.
Do you prorate?
[SULTRY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]

Oh, Mia, Mia, hey!
- Hey, you!
- Oh, Renee.
- [RENEE] What are the chances?
- Sorry, Freshie.
- I owe you a call.
- Well, today's your lucky day.
'Cause now you can scratch "give
Renee good news" off your to-do list.
Look, I tried to find the right time
- to pitch you to the big boss.
- Uh-huh.
But he's never going to
approve a new start-up shop.
And to be honest, I don't
know if I can vouch for you
when I don't know that
much about it myself.
Fair enough. So have
dinner with me and Abby
and let us convince you why two women
are way better than Eclipse.
I promise we're worth the stretch.
I did have a dinner
cancel tomorrow night.
Okay, well, tomorrow night it is.
I'll, uh I'll text you the details.
- All right, honey, I'll see you soon.
- Yes! [CHUCKLES] Okay.
Oh.
[CAR HORN BLARING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

Damn it.
Even the restaurants with
two Michelin stars are booked.
Oh, wait.
I think my au pair blew
the waiter at this place.
- We can probably get in.
- [GIGGLES]
I stop focusing on where we're eating
and start focusing on the
work, so we can keep eating.
Cool, dinner is an important
part of this, Renee.
I mean, you know that.
We've got to show that we have
the same access as the big boys.
No, we have to show her
that we can offer her
what the big boys can't.
She's been at L'Oréal for a long time.
She's used to the best.
Speaking of the best, I have a gift.
- Really?
- Yeah.
[SQUEALS, GASPS]
"The Henley Ross Agency."
It's our logo. I had it designed for us.
- Don't you love it?
- The font is nice.
It's brown and white, like us.
Yeah.
You know, but there's no need for a sign
if we don't have an office space,
and we can't afford an office space
until we get some clients, so
- Yeah?
- I hear you.
I know. I mean, I want clients too.
But it would help us to
go after some smaller fish.
No. No.
We can get L'Oréal. I know it.
- She's my friend.
- Yes.
We're gonna try.
[SIGHS]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Am I in trouble?
[LAUGHS]
It was a joke. I'm kidding.
Do you have any plans this summer?
I want you to be my TA
for the summer session.
Seriously?
I-I mean, I'm only a second-year.
I TA'd my second year.
And in case you're wondering,
the normal response I get is,
"Professor Baptiste, I'd be honored."
Right. Sorry. I'm just I'm shocked.
And I'm flattered.
- I just need to check on
- Don't you dare say "with Matthew."
No, I wasn't gonna say that.
Um, I was gonna say, "I
need to check my schedule."
Uh, I have some things going on. [SIGHS]
I signed Amari up for
the summer ballet class,
but her mom wants her to
Never mind.
- You definitely don't care.
- Correct.
Can I just take the
weekend to think about it?
You can have tonight.
Okay.
Thank you.
Can I take this to mean that
you think I'm, like, really awesome
- because you asked me to be your TA
- Goodbye, Sondi.
So good to see you.
[SINGER] We were sitting ♪
Writing down our reasons ♪
Working on those dreams ♪
Till we got freedom ♪
[WHITNEY] Thank you
for getting me in here.
[HOPE] Well, after I saw
you inhale that Chipwich
after the workout, I knew
I had to do something.
[WHITNEY LAUGHING]
Oh, it's good to hear
you laughing again.
[WHITNEY] What are you talking about?
I laugh all the time.
Uh-huh. [SCOFFS]
[WHITNEY] Okay, maybe not lately,
since I've been either
crying or raging, but
I feel good.
[HOPE] Okay.

Oh, I look
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Good.
[HOPE CHUCKLES] Please.
Girl, you look better than good.
You are walking into that office
tomorrow with confidence, okay?
[SIGHS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
[MATTHEW] All right, you
guys, have a good week.
Remember we have a test coming up.
Study hard.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Hey, beautiful.
How did your meeting with Baptiste go?
Uh, great.
She asked me to be her summer TA.
[CHUCKLES]
Really?
Really.
What, are you surprised?
No, no, I'm not surprised at all.
It's, um
I was hoping that since Amari's
gonna be spending so
much time with Naomi
that you and I could have a fun
and relaxing
summer together.
Well, I'm not just here
to be your summer playmate.
Besides, we can have a
fun, relaxing time tonight
when Naomi comes over for dinner.
[SIGHS]
It's gonna be fine.
- [SIGHS]
- [MATTHEW] And thank you.
It's important that Amari sees
that we can all make this work.
Right.
I know.
- [MATTHEW] You know what else?
- [SONDI] What?
I am done with classes for the day.
- [SONDI CHUCKLES]
- And
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh, hold on one second.
Ooh.
I have to go.
My girl needs me. I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Bye.
[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS]
Argh.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
[RENEE] Hey, girl.
Damn, girl.
Yeah, I know. My home
office is on struggle.
Yeah, it is.
So, how's it going with Abby?
Um, it's, uh it's great.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
She was my boss at Eclipse, you know,
but now that we're solo,
I don't think she
understands the dynamic.
She's second-guesses me
every chance she gets,
and then she just nods in
my face like she agrees.
It's some real passive-aggressive
shit, you know?
And I know she quit,
and she's out on a limb,
but, you know, setting up
my own shop was my idea.
- Mm-hmm.
- And Mia is my friend.
And this dinner wouldn't even
be happening if it weren't for me.
I mean, what if she tries to
contradict me during this meeting?
Okay, listen to me.
You said it yourself.
She's not your boss anymore.
You are the lead on this.
Make sure she knows that.
This is your account.
Mia is your client,
so tell Abby she can
go sit her little
- Okay, relax.
- narrow ass down somewhere
Relax, Sista Souljah.
- [CHUCKLES]
- I got it.
All right, well, don't SOS me
and not expect the
militant pep talk, okay?
- That is my specialty.
- It is.
- Who's the boss?
- I'm the boss.
- Who's the boss?
- I'm the boss.
[SINGER] I promise you ♪
I won't do you like that ♪
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
Hey, Radha. [CHUCKLES]
Uh, still working from home.
Um, I looked over the Alpine
foreign investment disclosures,
and they're good to go.
Uh, I'll be back soon.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hope.
Let's go for a walk.
You know, I don't see what
the big deal is anyway.
Are you being serious?
You do know this is
you we're talking about.
You live for work.
I was convinced if I got
a "we're worried about Whitney" call,
it would be because they
couldn't get you to leave work,
not the other way around.
They called you?
I was gonna go to work today.
I just, you know
I just couldn't.
You know, at work, I'm the shit.
It's just with my messy personal life,
uh, I-I'm just like everybody else.
Okay, well, mm, first off,
you and I will never be regular people.
We were in the top five at HBS.
That is quantifiable proof
of how good we are, okay?
[CHUCKLES]
Mm, what you need is a confidence boost.
- No.
- Yes.
Oh, yes, we're doing it.
[TAY MONEY'S "GRLS WKND" PLAYS]
Show me what you workin' with ♪
Show me what you workin' with ♪
I be in the club three plus ♪
Every bitch in here tryna be us ♪
Big body Uber and you in a Prius ♪
These Gucci heels you be in Adidas ♪
Bad ass bitch ♪
I just made the front page ♪
Don't get too close 'cause
my hair just got laid ♪
Broke ass bitch and
you just got paid ♪
Don't forget about us.
All right, welcome to trivia night.
- [SCATTERED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Yeah.
Looks like we have a last-minute entry.
So give it up for B School Bitches.
- Ooh!
- [HOST] Yeah.
All right, the first
round is world geography.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Question number one,
these three African countries
were once named Northern Rhodesia,
Southern Rhodesia, and Zanzibar.
What are those countries' current names?
Zimbabwe, Zambia, and Tanzania.
[CLICKS TONGUE] My girl.
No cheating, Greg.
- If you don't go on somewhere.
- Yeah, beat it, Greg.
- Keep 'em comin'.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- They ain't ready.
- No, they ain't.
[JESSB'S "DAY ONES" PLAYS]
[SINGER] Yeah, this
is for my day ones ♪

Yeah ♪

This is for my day ones ♪
Chillin' and grillin' ♪
And whingin' with me ♪
Way back since the beginning ♪
This is for the women ♪
Not quittin' and killin' it ♪
Dreamin' about the time ♪
When we would be winnin' ♪
Hoppin' out the linen ♪
We driven, hips swingin' ♪
Making moves ♪
So we never stay sittin' ♪
These queen bees stingin' ♪
I been thinkin' ♪
I'ma keep bringin' ♪
Till the phone keep ringin' ♪
And it's true, though ♪
Goin' into combat Like it's judo ♪
JessB with the beat ♪
And the bars in the studio ♪
Miss Scarlett with the cool flow ♪
Play the game, you know ♪
You know I been killin'
'em, right, that's cluedo ♪
Since way back then ♪
They were there way back ♪
Still on the grind ♪
We ain't tryin' to lay back ♪
Ray Bans on, no, I ain't ♪
Tryin' to catch shade ♪
I been blockin' out the haters ♪
With my future bridesmaids ♪
[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS]
- [RENEE] Remember Rubber Well?
- [MIA] That was you?
- [RENEE] That was me.
- [MIA] Ooh, fantastic work.
Lord knows I don't need
any more Tupperware,
but when Angela Bassett
talks, I listen, okay?
But, you're no longer at Eclipse.
How does Ross Henley plan to
meet our needs and expectations?
We hear you, and what we
currently lack in reach,
we make up for in
creativity and strategy.
Well, I know Renee is
bursting with creativity,
so strategy must be where you come in?
Yep, I run strategy at Henley Ross.
So
what's your strategy for
this new brand extension?
[ABBY GROANS, COUGHS]
I'm not really in the habit
of dispensing my expertise
before contracts are signed, so
Yeah.
But we would love to
pitch you some ideas,
just as soon as we get
back from the ladies'.
- Mm-mm.
- [RENEE] Yes.
Let's go.
- [ABBY] I have to pee, too. [CHUCKLES]
- Okay.
[ABBY] I just realized it.
What is your problem? You
don't want to see me win?
What? R no, Renee.
Let me ask you this.
Why'd you go all Jerry
Maguire and leave when I quit?
Well, technically, I went Renée
Zellweger because you quit first, so
Abby, Abby.
I don't know. Solidarity, I guess.
I just thought it was really fucked up
what they were doing to
you, so I needed to
You felt bad for me and
thought I needed your help.
- That's not what I said.
- No, but that's what you thought.
No.
Renee, I think you're brilliant.
This meeting is a pipe dream, okay?
We're never gonna get L'Oréal,
not even with Mia's help.
Why are you just saying this now?
Because Mia's your friend,
and you were really excited
So you were just,
what, just humoring me?
Renee, we're partners.
I just want to be real with you.
And I appreciate that.
And I'll be real with you.
I don't think this
partnership is gonna work out.
Thank you, Abby, but
I got to be on my own.
[SCOFFS SOFTLY]
Okay.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[TOILET FLUSHING]

- Did you hear all that?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you very much.
No, no, no. Please, let me get that.
No, I'll get it. It's fine.
[RENEE] No, no, no, please.
[SIGHS]
This isn't gonna happen, is it?
No.
But don't take it personally.
You've been a hungry, bossy bitch
since the day I met you.
You made a bold move by leaving,
but I know you're gonna figure this out.
- Thank you.
- Come here.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
- [RENEE] Thank you.
- [MIA] Of course, honey.
- Keep in touch.
- I will.
[BOTH] All right.
- [MIA] All right.
- [BOTH LAUGH]

All right.
[SIGHS]

Damn, Abby, a $50 scotch?
Bitch.
[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS]
So, Naomi, I have been
meaning to ask you
how is your new job?
Great.
Not a lot of Black women programmers,
but I'm back with my
girl, so I can't complain.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Sondi,
I do appreciate you stepping
in and doing all that you did.
You really went above and beyond.
Well, Amari means a lot to me, so
I know.
But now you don't have to
split your time so much anymore.
But I'm I'm still
happy to be here for Amari.
Oh, definitely,
but now you don't need to
overextend yourself anymore.
[MATTHEW] Um
well, I am just happy that my daughter
has so many strong, beautiful,
intelligent women in her life.
How about a toast?
To strong, independent women,
especially you, baby.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
[NAOMI] Cheers.
Yay!
Now, is it dessert time?
- Yes.
- Mm, too much sugar.
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
You know, since it's a special dinner,
you can have dessert this time.
- But what do you say to Sondi?
- Thank you, Sondi.
[SIGHS] You are so welcome.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
Oh, this is my advisor.
Usually I wouldn't answer this
at the table, but it's work.
- You understand.
- No need to explain.
[SONDI] Hello, Professor Baptiste.
[LAUGHING] Hi.
So happy to hear from you.
I'm sorry that I kept you waiting.
I would love to be your new TA.
Yep. [LAUGHS]
Thank you so much for the opportunity.
[NAOMI] Mmm.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I'm so grateful.

- [JASON] Renee?
- Uh, do you know what I'm trying to do right now?
- [JASON] No.
- I'm trying to close my kitchen cabinet,
but the hinge is broken.
[CHUCKLES]
You know, the hinge you said you fixed.
But you didn't fix it, did you, Jason?
Because you don't know how to fix shit.
All those muscles, those
well-sculpted CrossFit muscles,
and you can't fix a goddamn cabinet.
You know, it's really
a fucking disgrace.
You spend all that time at the gym,
doing burpees and
flipping big-ass tires
or whatever dumb shit you
pay them to make you do.
But as soon as I ask you
to lift a damn finger
Uh, did you just hang
up on me like a little
[PERSON] After Mo
showed up at the cabin
[LOUD KNOCK AT DOOR]
We recommitted to our relationship.
And that whole mess with the baby mama
and me having a miscarriage
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
We already got a house together, and
Knocking like the damn police.
Sorry, a little riled up
from you calling my
manhood into question.
- Remember that?
- Nope.
Why are you here?
I still know when you need me.
- I don't need anyone.
- I'm not just anyone.
You're right. You're
no-fucking-one to me.
You're full of shit.
You're full of lies.
And I can't even look at you anymore
with that fucking shirt on.
[BOX CLATTERS]
[SINGER] Just let it go ♪
Baby ♪
Let it go ♪
Baby ♪
Let it go-o-o-o ♪
[MATTHEW] Listen, um, I'm sorry.
[SONDI CLEARS THROAT]
I know how that came off.
She basically said to me,
"Thanks for raising my kid,
but your job here is done now."
- It's not.
- I know.
She's not wrong.
I love you, and I love Amari,
but all of this
can be really distracting,
and I'm not trying to
spend the next five years
getting my PhD, so
honestly
Naomi's arrival was perfect timing.
Well
I appreciate you staying
so positive about all this.
Uh, one more thing.
I'm sorry that I was so
selfish about this summer.
And I got you a present.
[KEYS JINGLING]
[LOCK CLICKS]
These
are the books that you're gonna be using
in the class that you're gonna TA
already annotated by yours truly.
Congratulations.
You're gonna be great.
[SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]

Hey, I'm, uh, going
to Atlanta next week.
Yeah?
With the band?
Yeah, studio time is much cheaper there.
[RENEE] Ooh.
Look at you being fiscally responsible.
[JASON CHUCKLES]
How long you gonna be gone?
Not sure. Few months maybe.
What? For real?
Yeah.
- What's wrong?
- [SCOFFS]
- You gonna miss me?
- Negro, please.
Well
don't let me keep you.
You're free to run off to Hotlanta.
You know they don't call it that, right?
Bye, Jason.
[AMBER MARK'S "WHAT IF" PLAYS]
[SINGER] They say ♪
There's no such thing as coincidence ♪
A million people ♪
Tell me, baby ♪
What are the chances ♪
- ♪
-
That we connected? ♪

It had to happen exactly that way ♪
[RENEE] "Renee. I'm so
sorry about last night.
"I think you're a superstar.
"Please accept this mea culpa.
Best of luck, XOXO, Abby.
"P.S., don't go telling
people I'm a Karen.
I sent you a little something."
[SINGER] Ooh ♪

What if, what if ♪
If I never felt heartbreak at all? ♪
What if, what if ♪
Never knew what it felt like to fall ♪
What if, what what if ♪
Tell me, how would
I know if it's love? ♪
- If it's love? ♪
- Yeah.

As I attempt to stage ♪
A new love affair ♪
A destined romance ♪
Tell me, baby, what are the chances ♪

We stay connected? ♪

I have to keep him
entwined in my arms ♪
If it were my choice ♪
I would never let go it's true ♪
Ooh ♪
God, I hope this is true ♪

What if, what if ♪
If I never felt heartbreak ♪
[PERSON] Whoo-hoo! [GIGGLES]
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