Selling the OC (2022) s02e02 Episode Script

1
[upbeat pop music playing]
Woke up this morning
With stars in my eyes ♪
Something's come over me
I can't deny it, no ♪
Come on and get it now
Come on and get it now ♪
I'm shimmering like a diamond ring ♪
With every breath I take
I wanna sing, so ♪
Come on and get it now
Come on and get it now ♪
This listing is a really big deal
because it's my name
on a $40,000,000 property,
which establishes myself
in the luxury market
and puts myself in the same game
that my dad and Jason
and these big-time players are in.
This is what I want, where I want to be
and where I want to stay
and the kind of properties
I want to sell.
Come on and get it now ♪
Come on and get it now ♪
-Amazing! How are you?
-Hi.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Alex Hall early to a party?
You told me there was free champagne.
[Tyler] Ah, I see.
I'm on a roll and I ain't gonna stop ♪
What a house!
Finally someone else is stepping up.
-This is a big one.
-It's great for you and the office.
I have to say, I'm up there with you guys
and I don't work with a parent.
-Oh! Shots fired!
-I'm all for leaning into your advantages.
Come on and get it now ♪
Come on and get it now ♪
-Wow.
-Wow.
Oh my goodness,
this is absolutely gorgeous.
-Hello! Oh my God. We match!
-Look at that.
And Tyler and I are wearing blue.
Well, they I was resisting
making jokes about that.
-Oh, you've all got drinks!
-Thank you. I appreciate that, Gio.
'Cause I got that bounce in my step
And I got that voice in my head ♪
-Hello! Good to see you, ladies!
-Love this the jumpsuit!
-You look amazing.
-Thank you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-Oh my God!
-Oh!
-This is gonna sell so fast!
-I hope so.
-Hey there. Hey.
-Hey!
-You look sharp, buddy.
-Likewise! As always.
There's such a demand for more space.
If I cold-called here or door knocked,
think I could get the listing?
-Have at it!
-Yeah?
Are you okay?
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
You're not mad, right?
What's going on?
-Just having a chat.
-A chit-chat.
A check-in.
-The general vibe this week.
-Everything okay? You don't look happy.
Because that was rude.
We were talking and you interrupted.
Oh, sorry.
[tense music playing]
I am giving the Tyler and Hall situation
a side-eye, know what I mean?
I'm not here for it.
I think it's messy,
and when situations are like that,
I distance myself from them.
Am I allowed
to be part of this conversation?
-Yeah, we're just talking
-I'm not allowed to be part of that.
[funky, up-tempo music playing]
-[Rose] Tyler and Alex Hall?
-[Brandi] I can't.
I'm sending them everything
that are actives.
They want ten million dollars
for a teardown.
-There's nothing else for sale here?
-Not in this community, no. No.
The last one sold
was a couple doors down.
The numbers here just blow my mind.
[Polly] Let's take a look in the spa.
-[Alex gasps] Oh
-[Polly] Oh!
I love this!
[Polly sighs]
Yeah, that is nice.
I don't wanna be stuck
in there with Jarvis.
This is the most awkward thing ever.
Hi. I feel like there needs to be
a conversation. I feel like it was weird.
Are we good? No? Are you good?
If anybody should've been insulted,
it should have been me.
You were talking shit about me.
It didn't make me feel any better.
-Is having an opinion talking shit?
-You didn't know any of the facts.
Yeah, it was unclear to everybody.
It looked a certain way.
It's a negative attached to our brokerage
whether or not you guys see that or not.
-Am I to be silent?
-No.
You shouldn't speak about me
when I'm not there.
-It's too much. I
-Are we not good?
I never would have thought.
This is my 100% humble
I'm not trying to jump in.
We're in a 40-million-dollar property.
This is a big deal to me.
-The biggest listing I've had.
-I agree.
I don't want this to be about something
it doesn't have to be.
We have clients walking around.
That's all.
I can see the battle lines ♪
You're right.
We shouldn't be having this conversation.
[tense music playing]
This isn't working.
The tequila's not working!
I do think there are some
double standards in the office,
where if I have an opinion,
or Brandi, or Kayla,
there are other people in the office
who don't wanna hear it.
But they're okay with
airing their opinions all the time.
I think some people can dish it out.
They just can't take it.
Everyone is so bothered about
the whole Hall and Tyler thing
when you don't even know about
the whole Polly and Tyler situation.
What situation?
Him and Polly at the office making out.
Wait, Tyler and Polly?
-Cheers!
-Cheers.
Oh God.
You know that I can see the future ♪
Never say, never say die ♪
[lyrics echo, song fades]
[upbeat pop-rock music playing]
I'm feelin' myself ♪
Yeah, baby, it's real ♪
There's nobody else ♪
That I'd rather feel ♪
This party has to be larger than life.
I'm thinking an ice luge.
Yes. That's what I'm known for.
[Kat laughs]
-The best work with the best.
-Exactly.
-Look, what a perfect backdrop.
-I know.
-Have it in you?
-Of course! Sign me up, whatever you need.
I've hit the 100-million-dollar sales
milestone, which is a big fucking deal.
I'm gonna throw myself a party.
Also, I will be listing my family's house,
so it's gonna be sort of a celebration
and pseudo-broker tour simultaneously.
Work and play. Just like I like it.
I'm thinking we should design
a live version of yourself,
if you're interested.
You mean, an ice sculpture of me?
If interested. Might be too much.
-If? No, there's no too much for me.
-You sure?
This is a hundred-million-dollars
sales celebration. There's no too much.
I have an ice sculpture designer who
basically creates life-size sculptures.
It's gonna weigh 600, 800 pounds.
I don't even know.
It will be also passing out
trays of champagne.
-Oh my gosh.
-Too much or just right?
This is why you're the best. I love it.
[up-tempo pop music playing]
Like I knew it would ♪
It feels good ♪
Like I knew it would ♪
It feels good ♪
You look fierce.
So do you! I love the red.
Aw, your key is so cute.
Oh, my key! Yeah!
It's my, uh, lucky listing brooch.
-Perfect.
-I've got a good feeling.
-Let's get this.
-She's nice on the phone.
-Let's do it. Let's get this listing.
-Let's do it.
[doorbell rings]
-Hello. Bita?
-Hi. Welcome.
-Polly, pleased to meet you!
-Nice to meet you.
-Bita.
-Hi, Bita, my name is Brandi.
-Come on in.
-This is gorgeous!
You know I got somethin' ♪
-You know she got somethin' ♪
-You know I got somethin' ♪
You know she got somethin' ♪
[sighs] All of the woodwork is amazing.
-It's all custom, right?
-Everything's custom from the ground up.
[cheerful whistling layers
over upbeat music]
'Cause I got you ♪
-So you had this listed quite recently.
-Wow.
-It did expire.
-Yes.
And looking at the pictures,
I don't think the pictures did it justice.
-Like, coming into this room
-It didn't.
Is that San Clemente Island?
That is actually Catalina.
San Clemente Island's over on your left.
Like, it's such a great view.
But you just can't
Put your finger on it ♪
You know I got something good ♪
'Cause I got you ♪
[Polly] We can market this.
-Get great exposure.
-I'm confident we get a lot of eyes on it.
'Cause I got you ♪
I'm glad you got in touch with Polly,
because I was reaching out to you so much.
That is unbelievable, you know?
I love the connection.
When Polly told me, I was like,
"I know what house."
-I know!
-I was emailing and calling you.
Now looking back, we searched my emails,
I had emails from you,
you were calling my husband.
I mean,
that's what you call top marketing.
-Yeah.
-We are persistent.
We saw the property. We talked about it.
And we thought, "What better duo
to sell this beautiful home?"
-You get both of us. Package deal.
-Two for the price of one.
-Two pack!
-Yeah.
-May I May I take a look around?
-Absolutely.
I have some laundry to do
and I'll be back.
-Of course.
-Thank you.
She's so sweet.
-She loves us.
-I know.
No, no, no ♪
I'm livin' my best life ♪
Now I'm about to rise ♪
Yeah ♪
-Livin' my best life ♪
-A movie theater?
-Wow.
-Oh my gosh.
Look how big this is!
This is like
Hello!
You could fit, like,
three or four layers of furniture in here.
Livin' my best, best life ♪
[music fades]
-Nice that the primary opens to a terrace.
-I love this. Oh my gosh.
And the sun's come out for us.
Ugh! It's absolutely gorgeous.
-Oh, I hope we get this.
-I know.
And Polly, you know
that I value our friendship.
-Oh my God, same!
-Are we good?
-We're always good!
-I wanna be done with this drama.
With the Hall thing.
I did not realize giving my opinion
was going to, like, spiral
into this huge issue,
and I don't want
-You're done.
-I'm done.
-It's like, get over it and move on.
-I got way too much going on.
-Yeah.
-I gave my opinion, moving right along.
I'm friends with you,
with Hall, with Tyler.
Friends can have different opinions
and still be friends.
That's all I was trying to say.
And I hope that we don't
ever let anything like that
especially come into
our business ventures.
No! Let's focus on business.
Let's focus on getting this listing.
The bird in hand! What's the saying?
One in the hand and two in the foot?
I don't know that one.
-Talking about getting shot in the foot?
-In the bush?
-You're getting shot in the foot.
-Never again.
This is my time
I've waited long enough ♪
I'm taking my moment
Don't matter how it was ♪
No regrets, no matter how hard it gets ♪
I'm going for greatness ♪
How's the ceiling height?
Jesus! Oh my God.
This is what $25,000,000
in Corona del Mar gets you.
Here I go, here I go up to the top ♪
I'll be the greatest of all time
Full stop ♪
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten
You're gone ♪
It's a knockout
You ain't gettin' up from ♪
[Tyler] 13,000 square feet,
five beds, ten baths.
It's on over an acre,
which in Newport Beach is unheard of.
Basically one of a kind.
-Beautiful, dude. Yeah.
-It's crazy. Yeah.
Then we got croissants and fruit and food,
and it wouldn't be an O Group open house
without some champagne.
Of course. Some mimosas?
-Yeah, you want one?
-No, no, I'm good. [laughs]
I'm holding an open house
at one of my dad's listings.
Austin's here to help me.
Meeting clients that are buying
$20,000,000 properties is not easy.
You don't meet these clients
walking down the street,
so this is a huge opportunity for
Austin and I to hopefully find one.
There's not a ton of open houses to do
in this in this price point.
-Yeah.
-So, this is kind of a rare one.
I feel lucky that we're able to do it.
And hopefully, the right person
will walk through the door.
-I hear 'em say ♪
-Wonder how I look like that ♪
And that, and that ♪
I'm a ten ♪
Thanks for coming in. Austin.
-Morgan. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi, Tyler.
-Morgan, nice to meet you.
Yeah, likewise. Likewise.
-If you guys don't mind signing in for us.
-Yeah!
-Hey, love. Polly.
-This is amazing.
-Oh my God!
-I love the baby blue.
Look at your dress.
-Can you sign in for us?
-Sign in?
-We know you, but still sign in for us.
-Oh, I love this.
[low hum of chatter]
[funky pop music playing]
-Oh, who is this gorgeous?
-I don't know.
Hi! How are y'all?
-Doing good.
-Good.
-I'm Ali.
-Austin. Nice to meet you.
-Good to meet you.
-You said, "Y'all." Are you from here?
-From Nashville. I'm a hugger.
-Polly. Oh my God, I love Nashvillians!
Honestly, if I have three or four vodkas,
it really comes out.
-Bless your heart. Bless your heart.
-Yeah, bless your heart.
Absolutely. Y'all, this place
is amazing. Oh my gosh!
Are you an agent?
Are you looking? What's the
I am interested
in the real estate market here.
I'm here till Saturday.
My boyfriend has to fly into
Orange County every Monday for work.
So we were thinking, "This makes no sense
for you to be there five days a week
and come home for two days."
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
We were thinking about
renting out a place here,
and I was also dabbling
in the real estate market in Nashville.
Thinking about getting my license there.
But looks like bigger opportunities here.
-Good way to put it.
-Back and forward, it's flexible.
I don't know what your situation is,
if you've got a house there or a family.
All my family, literally
all my family lives in Nashville.
All my cousins.
We're like the Kardashians of the South.
-I love the Kardashians.
-Nice.
Oh my God, me too!
My mom's like, "Don't say that shit."
I'm like, "I'm serious. We are."
-Yeah.
-I don't know anyone here.
-Not one person.
-I was the same. I moved two years ago.
I didn't know a single person.
-How did you do that?
-You just You're doing it right now.
You've come in here
and now you know three people.
Walk through there, you'll know 15.
First impressions of Ali is that
she's so friendly, so sweet.
I really relate to her.
Eighteen months ago,
I was in exactly the same position.
So, if I can do it, she can!
Grab a champagne, take a look,
let us know if you have questions.
Awesome, I sure will! Thank you, guys!
-Of course!
-This is great. Nice to meet you!
-I'll show you the kitchen.
-Please!
Take her, Polly.
-Guess so.
-She makes me feel short.
-I know! I was
-She makes you look short.
I was looking, like, eye to eye.
This doesn't happen to me often.
This kitchen is fabulous.
I was about to say, and it's so open.
I know. This is a million-dollar kitchen.
It's so modern. There's nothing
really like this in Nashville.
But Nashville is really fun.
I love a cowboy. Love a honky-tonk.
Uh, have you ever ridden the bull?
Hm, which bull are we talking?
When, um, I was in Miss USA,
they came and they flew and
You were in Miss USA?
I was Miss Tennessee, um, a few years ago.
Oh my God! Did you get a crown?
-Yeah.
-Fuck yes!
-Hey, ladies.
-Hi. She was Miss Tennessee!
-What? Miss Tennessee?
-Really?
-I was.
-Yeah.
I love the fact
that you get a crown. Fuck yeah.
-Yeah.
-So you you're, like, a perfect human?
No! Not at all. Oh my God!
Didn't you have to do
a background check for that?
I'm honestly an undercover FBI agent,
seriously, when it comes down to it.
-Love that.
-I run background checks all the time.
All my friends call me,
"Need you to find out about this guy."
-I'm the same.
-This would be good for real estate.
I wanna see the rest.
This is as far as I've been.
-Let's go look.
-Yeah! I would love to.
-Let's look.
-Let's do it.
Maybe you can buy this.
Maybe this is your home.
-I know!
-Would be nice, right? Dream big.
Don't sleep on me, I'm runnin' it ♪
Don't waste my time, don't phone it in ♪
Wakin' up for the nine-to-five, yeah ♪
Whoa, whoa, no, I'm on the grind, yeah ♪
Oh my, the ocean! I haven't even
seen the ocean yet!
-How is this primary view?
-There we go!
[Austin] Wow.
-So this is the primary.
-Welcome to your primary.
-Yeah.
-Oh my gosh.
Give me that hot money ♪
I want it on time, honey ♪
Your earrings match the chandelier.
You have to buy it.
It's-it's I mean, it was meant to be.
-Your earrings match this place!
-I'm meant to be here.
There is a lot of like, decor style.
Every single area of this house
is different in a way.
Every single room. It's cool,
'cause there's a few secret rooms.
This is Orange County real estate.
[exhales forcefully]
I mean, this is pretty unbelievable.
I mean, I'm kind of at a loss for words.
Do you have this in Tennessee?
Uh, n-no. Are y'all just used
to selling these homes? Like
Well, not not at this level.
This house is pretty special,
but this is a lot of what we sell.
Hey, don't stop ♪
-[Polly] Oh my God. Look at this tub.
-[Austin] Look at this.
This is a dream. I can never fit
in a bathtub, because I'm so tall.
I think that this would work out.
-I don't want to break it.
-That is a tall person thing.
It's cool because they were able
to keep it open,
but there's nobody looking in.
-It's private.
-I love it.
They have a gold-plated shower.
You're actually taking a golden shower
in a golden shower!
Yeah.
[Polly] The gold. I love the vibe.
This house has my favorite secret room
of any secret rooms I've ever seen.
-I love a secret room!
-What?
-I'll let the room speak for itself.
-Up here?
-Downstairs.
-Let's take a look.
I'm fearless, I'm fearless ♪
I'm bold, yes, I'm bold ♪
Yes, a goddess, a goddess ♪
I got this, I got this ♪
-Love this room. You ready?
-Oh my God.
-[Ali] What?
-[Polly] What?
[up-tempo dance music playing]
All eyes on me ♪
[singer vocalizes]
All eyes on me ♪
-We're going to a nightclub.
-[Polly] Oh my God.
-Right?
-[gasps] Look at the dance floor.
-I know.
-What?
-Oh my God, it matches my outfit.
-Speakeasy.
Wait, what kind of things
happen down here?
Whatever you want. The world
is your oyster if you have this.
This is a fun buyer. It's either a
bachelor who is just, like, entertaining.
You know, whatever.
Or it's a really fun couple.
-Someone I want to be friends with. Yeah.
-Yeah.
[Polly] This house, I'm loving it.
-[Tyler] You should.
-It's got a pool, a bar, a disco room.
Yeah.
I really like Ali.
I think she could be a great addition
to the Oppenheim Group office down here.
We need another fun Alexandra
in this office.
We've got a couple of duds.
Well, that was fabulous.
Amazing. Thank you guys so much
for showing me around.
-Of course! So good to meet you!
-It was so good to meet all you guys!
Yes. Come stop by the office,
meet everyone.
Oh my gosh. Good to meet you too.
I'd love to come by in a few days.
Thank you so much again.
I'm so excited to meet everyone.
I'll see you guys then.
-Okay. Bye, guys.
-See you soon.
-Yeah, she's sweet.
-I think Jason will really like her.
Jason looks at potential.
I think he kinda looks at
what you could be.
-Yeah.
-He did that with a lot of people.
-Yeah.
-That's what a good boss does.
She's gonna make a splash.
She'll ruffle a few feathers.
You better watch, better, better ♪
You better watch out, better, better ♪
You better watch, better, better ♪
You better watch out
'Cause we're comin' for you ♪
[upbeat pop music playing]
[Sean] What's new?
[Kayla] Oh my gosh, so much is new.
Just working, working my ass off.
Got a few listings I'm working on.
You're already getting
almost double digits already.
-We'll see!
-Look, you're gonna get there.
-I'm happy for you. That's great.
-Thank you.
What about you, though?
I met some great people
the last few months.
Something promising.
When they get back from Europe,
they might list it.
I have a few clients looking
that want to move this year.
Nice.
-Welcome. How we doing?
-Good. How are you?
Good. My name's Cassie,
I'll be taking care of you.
-Can I get you something to drink?
-Diet Coke.
-Diet Coke?
-Yeah.
A tequila soda.
Perfect. I'll get those going for you.
When I first joined the brokerage,
Polly was one of the first friends I met.
Weren't you, like,
besties with her at one point?
Well, to be honest, we haven't spoken
in about six months.
-What?
-Um Yeah.
I don't know what happened.
There was a shift out of nowhere.
-I have these for you.
-Thanks. I need a drink at this point.
-Thank you. Kayla, this is
-Enjoy.
Thank you.
[mellow music playing]
I find it unfortunate.
Her and I got along well
and it was just like overnight.
She just We don't talk anymore.
She hasn't reached out?
No.
It's really weird,
which actually brings me to, um,
some stuff that's been going on
in the office.
As in?
Um
Not sure if you heard about
the huge elephant in the room.
What's happening now?
About Polly and Tyler.
-What?
-How they were making out in the office?
On the couch.
[splutters] Is this for real?
Like
So what wait. So what exactly I'm like
She had her hands up his shirt,
down his pants,
and they were like Tyler was laying down
and Polly was on top of him.
[tense, dramatic music playing]
Wow. I
Yeah. And you know all the shit
that went down between with Polly
and the situation with Tyler.
They give me so much shit,
but Polly's worse than me.
When I first started here,
I got railroaded by everyone.
And I'm not going to take it anymore.
I have to stand up for myself.
Have you or anyone confronted Polly
and Tyler about this yet?
I'm-I'm Honestly, if this is true,
I'm going to be in shock.
Karma's a bitch.
I may be ♪
When it ain't perfect ♪
[singing continues indistinctly]
[music fades]
[funky music playing]
I'm feelin' myself, yeah ♪
-Yeah ♪
-[engine revs]
-To good times ♪
-Yeah ♪
-To good vibes ♪
-Yeah ♪
-To good lives ♪
-Yeah ♪
Let's get tonight ♪
-Hi, guys.
-Hi! How are you? Look at you!
Oh my God. So good to see you!
-Look at this sensational dress!
-Look at this sensational dress!
Thanks, love!
Sergio and I decided
that we're going to just elope.
And go to Italy,
just the two of us.
We've been engaged
a little over two years,
and Chelsea and I are good friends.
And we've known each other
a couple years now.
She's another agent at the O Group.
I just love her confidence and her style,
so I know that, you know,
she's gonna be the perfect person
to see my dress ahead of time.
-This is beautiful. I love this.
-Thank you.
-You're beautiful. Gorgeous.
-Thank you.
This place is stunning.
I've known about your work for years.
You are an OG. You go way back.
-Thank you!
-Happy to meet you.
I'm happy to meet you too
and maybe one day get you on the runway.
We can shut it down!
Are you ready to try on the dress?
Yes, I am!
-I'm so excited.
-I can't wait!
I'm gonna sit here
and drink the champagne.
-Okay?
-Save me a glass.
Yes, that's fine with us.
We'll be right back.
-[grunts softly]
-[pop]
[screams]
[whimsical music playing]
[whines softly]
This is not gonna go over very well.
Oh boy, I have some explaining to do.
Michael, do you have
some extra fabric lying around?
-[whimsical music fades]
-[upbeat, dramatic music begins]
[gasps]
Oh!
Feel like I'm on top of the ♪
Can you believe it?
Oh my
Feelin' like the greatest ♪
-You look incredible.
-Thank you.
It's giving runway bride. Oh my goodness.
Feel like I'm on top of the world ♪
I'm just [sighs] I'm in awe.
-[loud clattering]
-[laughter]
-It's okay.
-You guys took my breath away.
And my legs too, apparently.
I want to see it in the mirror.
Wow.
And it's amazing
that we can remove the overskirt
and then it's just a sensational gown.
Look at that booty. What?
[giggles]
I got it from my mama.
[Michael] This is about 900 hours' worth
of beadwork,
and this dress has over 6,500 crystals.
I'm dead. Resuscitate me right now!
I know if anyone else wants to come in
and get this, you're gonna need 50 bags.
-Around that, yeah.
-Yeah.
When did you know Sergio was the one?
I've known that for probably, like,
three years. Sergio is my soulmate.
You know? It's like, I definitely had to
kiss a few frogs to get to this point,
but he's been amazing.
When you're a young child
and you'd envisioned getting married,
did you envision this moment
and this dress being exactly like it is?
I did, actually.
I had dreamt of a dress like this,
but seeing it actually come to life
is just amazing.
I want to see everyone's faces
like I'm seeing you right now.
Aw, thank you so much.
Are you inviting anyone from the office
to your wedding?
Well, we're not having
a big wedding anyways,
um, so it's not that
I'm, like, not inviting people.
It's just We're eloping in Italy.
You're obviously not having
a wedding where you're
-You're doing something private anyway.
-Yeah.
If you were, would you invite
anyone from the office?
-What do you think?
-No.
[laughter]
No.
I wouldn't either.
Livin' the high life ♪
We gotta get away ♪
[funky, upbeat pop music playing]
-Hi, Tyler! Good to see you.
-Good to see you! How are you?
Good! How are you?
-Can I offer you some champagne?
-Yes. Yeah. Is that Gio?
-That is. Yeah.
-[Tyler] No way.
He would have his own ice sculpture.
That's awesome. Where is Gio?
-He'll be here soon.
-Yeah. Closing another 100 million?
Yeah. Selling one more house.
[pop music continues]
-Looking steez!
-Hey!
Gio, can I get some,
uh, champagne, please?
Did you know that's supposed to be Gio?
-Actually? Is it the right height?
-Uh
-No.
-I'm just joking.
-Don't tell him I said that.
-No way.
Where's Gio? Is he late to his own party?
-Hi. Welcome.
-Hi.
-Did you do that on purpose?
-Nice color.
-Sorry.
-Don't snub her!
-Yeah. I was about to say it.
-No snubbing.
-I didn't know if it was too soon.
-It's fresh.
-Okay, we're good?
-It's still fresh.
Are we gonna do this?
-Do it.
-I'm gonna break it in.
I wanna be first
before a bunch of lips get put on there.
That's what I was thinking.
[group cheering]
[gasps]
[both laugh]
Hello!
-Hi. It's so good to see you.
-You look beautiful!
-You look beautiful. Love this color.
-This is amazing!
Sorry I'm late. Opened escrow today.
-Congratulations! Need to get you a drink!
-Thank you.
Gio's celebration of self
is also a little bit of a celebration
of myself internally too
because I just opened escrow
on a $6,000,000 beautiful home
in the Pacific Palisades,
which is up in LA.
Uh, and I'm very excited about it.
Yay! Go me!
Everybody, can you come outside
and gather around?
-Sorry I'm late! Good to see you all.
-[all exclaim]
A 60-million-dollar listing appointment,
by the way!
-Six zero?
-You're such a one upper! Really?
-Wow. Congrats. That's the best excuse.
-Yeah.
Well, now that Jason's here,
we can get started.
Everyone's been wondering
where the man of the hour is.
We're ready
to welcome him to his party.
[up-tempo pop-rock music playing]
Hey, hey, watch me now ♪
Check it out, it's goin' down ♪
Hey, watch me now ♪
-[cheering]
-Gio!
-There he is.
-Thanks for coming, guys.
Better late than never.
Thanks for coming, guys.
Thank you to my sexy wife
for helping make today happen.
[cheering]
Today is especially meaningful,
because I am celebrating
a huge milestone for my career.
Selling over a hundred million dollars
at the O Group.
Yeah, bro!
Surpassing this threshold
in such a short amount of time
proves I've not only lived up to,
but far exceeded, no doubt,
your expectations.
-Fair.
-Isn't he supposed to say this?
-You know, it's my party, right?
-[laughter]
But I hope it's a challenge
to my fellow realtors
to try to step up to my level.
It is very challenging working with you,
Gio. Very challenging.
Touché.
-Cheers to you!
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
-To Gio!
I'll take it all day.
How are you? Love the suit.
Thank you. Thank you.
Are we luging?
I just wanted to chat because I feel like
recently around the office,
people have said things
about you and Tyler.
Well, what? What have I done?
I am fine with everyone.
-I can't do this fake thing.
-Yeah.
-What are you talking about?
-Can I finish?
You're not really saying anything.
-Let me speak.
-There's no issue.
Let me speak. You'll understand.
There's an issue. You're being two-faced
and not being a good friend.
You're acting like a child.
I'm not acting like a child,
I'm trying to talk to you.
-I don't know, Sean's starting drama
-She's saying that everything I'm saying
about everything in the office
that has happened
It's hard to hear you both talking
at the same time.
Can you let me speak?
-I'm really sorry.
-No, Polly, stop being fake.
You run away from situations you cause.
I'm sorry.
This is what she does.
She basically dismisses anyone
She never she never reflects
on her own behavior.
She thinks that everyone else
is the problem.
Well, she likes to twist things,
she's very manipulative, so
Did you want me to go with you
and try to talk to her?
I'm just trying to Let's just
-Polly, it doesn't make sense
-You're not making sense.
How am I not making sense?
If you've got an issue with me, which
-We've got no issue. We're good.
-Rose. Alex. It's between us, okay?
-You're not
-I'm just here supporting my friend.
I don't need support!
Sean's saying that
Alex, excuse us.
We don't need you to interject.
-Between all three of you?
-You need to leave. Okay?
If Kayla's gonna support you,
I'll support Polly.
Alex, I'm good because this is nonsense.
-This is between me
-He's trying to make a drama. We're good.
You casterized Kayla
and a lot of other people in the office.
You turned me into an enemy
We had For a valid reason.
Oh, you want to talk about
a valid reason, huh?
This is a conversation
that you and I need to have separately.
Sure, if it's gonna start a huge drama,
I don't think this is the time to do it.
It won't be dramatic
if you don't make it dramatic.
-Okay.
-We need to clear the air.
'Cause obviously there's confusion.
I really think that you owe me an apology.
For what?
-You gave me shit for flirting with
-Trying to fuck Tyler.
-No. That's not true.
-It is true and you know it.
I didn't even touch the guy. And I didn't
fuck him, so get that out of your head,
because that's not true.
-You tried to fuck him multiple times.
-Never touched the guy.
-You tried to
-If I had tried, it would have happened.
Why are you speaking like this?
Look like an idiot.
I'm tired of the bullshit.
I look like an idiot?
-Talking like a baby? Why talk like that?
-It's been going around the office
You were making out with Tyler
in the office.
I'm sorry, what?
Oh, yeah, you're going to play dumb?
No, I'm not playing dumb. Like, what-what
When what When was this?
You guys went to the sushi restaurant,
got drunk, came back to the office.
We fell asleep on the couch.
You guys were making out.
-No.
-Yeah, you were.
Like, what are you doing?
You gave me a lot of shit.
There's a lot of hypocrisy.
They're in each other's faces and shit.
I don't think you understand the
difference between someone being married
and someone being single, Kayla.
Oh, okay.
So did you make out with Tyler or no?
-When he was single.
-So you did make out with him.
[dramatic music playing]
You're acting like a child.
Okay. There's my answer.
The hypocrisy is real.
This is fun. Give me more.
She's bringing up
the fucking night in the office.
[tense music playing]
[Gio] There's shit going down.
Yeah.
Sounds like you're biding your time
Kayla, why are we
still talking about this?
There's a double standard
and a lot of hypocrisy.
-I'm not gonna put up with it.
-What are you talking about?
You want me to bring it up?
I don't wanna bring it up right now.
You
-What is this drama?
-Do you wanna talk about it?
You really want me to bring it up?
No, I just want you
to stop talking about me.
Trust me, I don't wanna talk about you.
That's been over.
-She was talking about Polly.
-Okay. That's all I want.
-I was talking about Polly.
-Okay, great.
Why? You feeling guilty?
Kayla, stop.
No. I don't feel guilty about anything.
I'm trying to live my life.
-I'm tired of people talking.
-Clearly.
-Cheers.
-Fucking A
I'm not putting up
with this bullshit anymore. I'm done!
What? I, like
Wow.
I'm over this.
-[Tyler sighs]
-Anyone's next? Anyone next?
Tyler and Polly made out
in the middle of the fucking office.
When people were around.
-Sorry, kissed? Made out?
-Made out. Yeah.
That's why I needed to take a luge shot.
A tequila shot?
I'm out of here.
-J, love you. I'm heading out.
-You're out?
-Yeah.
-Good seeing you, man.
Everything good?
You hired the wrong agents.
See you guys.
-Where are you going?
-He said I hired the wrong agents.
His words.
It's fucking bullshit!
You haven't heard about Polly and Tyler
making out in the office?
Fucking liar!
[cackles]
[Kayla] Oh, this is so good!
You're a liar. Dog, I don't
-Go ahead, ask her.
-I'm not gonna ask shit!
Last time I inserted my opinion
about something, everybody came for me.
But that?
The reason why I brought it up?
She owes me an apology.
She crucified me for flirting with him,
not even touching the guy.
And she's over here making out
with Tyler on the fucking couch.
There was tongues involved.
For Polly to be my friend,
and she never mentioned anything?
["Imma Call It Payback"
by Ruby Amanfu playing]
Cool fucking party.
-Great entrance.
-Yeah.
I'ma call it payback ♪
Let that sink in.
Treat you like a street rat ♪
You thought you'd play with fire ♪
But I'ma trip the wire ♪
I'ma call it payback ♪
Treat you like a street rat ♪
You thought you'd play with fire ♪
But I'ma trip the wire ♪
[music ends]
[twinkling, rumbling musical flourish]
[triumphant musical flourish]