That's So Raven (2003) s02e02 Episode Script
Don't Have a Cow
Oh, hey, how you doing? What's up? Check it out.
What do you think? You know what, Eddie? I like it, 'cause it takes a lot of confidence to rock a man purse.
No, it's not a man purse.
It's actually a cute little invitation to Alana's Halloween party.
You got invited to her party? Oh, just once I would like to see what all the hype is about.
That is always the hottest party of the year.
Well, since I'm in, I'm sure you'll be getting your pumpkins, too.
Mm-mm, no.
Let me tell you why.
'Cause Alana's hated me since the fourth grade.
And by association, my girl, Chels.
Sorry about that, girl.
It's all right.
So how did Eddie get invited? Brother's got connections.
And bruises.
Hey, Loca.
Muffy.
Alana, thanks for the invite.
Oh, FYI-- Raven and I haven't quite received our invitations yet.
Muffy, is she talking to me? Alana feels that if you have something to say, don't.
Listen, Alana.
We wouldn't want to come to your party even you begged us.
Or asked us nicely.
I mean, you can give us a little winky-wink between girls.
What's up, girl? Tu eres una persona tan rara.
You are weird, Baxter.
Well, if my friends aren't going, then I'm not going.
Oh, you're going.
I'll bring the corn chips.
Yep, that's me.
You know, Rae, I don't even think Alana's party's going to be all that.
You know, you're probably right.
Yeah.
It's probably going to be noisy, crowded, The food, you know, is going to just taste nasty.
Yeah.
I hope not.
She's having it here.
What?! Yeah, she rented out the whole place for Halloween.
Okay enjoy your food.
One regular burger, one veggie burger.
Wait, wait a second.
You're going to be working for Alana? Well, yeah.
I mean, my manager's covering for me that night.
You know, I'm actually going to go trick-or-treating with Corey like I do every year.
Dad, you know that Chelsea and I aren't invited to this party.
I thought the whole school was invited.
Everybody's walking around with those pumpkins, and I mean everybody.
Kids you wouldn't even think.
Like-like, nerds and dweebs and doofuses and geeks You know what? Dad, we get the point.
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
I didn't know.
It's okay.
I'll cancel if you want me to.
No, it's okay.
Go ahead.
Good, 'cause I already cashed the check.
Chelsea, you know Alana picked my dad's place just to spite us.
Mmm, I don't know.
I think she might have picked this place because the food's great, you know? This vegi-burger is seriously the best burger I've ever had.
It's juicy, it's delicious, you know? It's meat, it's meat! Oh, my gosh, it's meat! Oh, that's terrible! I know.
I almost ate something healthy.
Okay, hello, hi.
I'm a vegetarian.
I just ate a cow.
A living animal, okay, with a face.
Chelse, it was an accident.
Well, I know that, I know, I know.
It's just, well it tastes so good.
I mean, how can something so wrong taste so right? Whoo, scared myself.
Well, well, look at you, tough guy.
You been working out? Back off, puny man.
Well, don't hurt yourself, tough guy, because We are going trick-or-treating.
Dad, have a seat.
What's up, son? I think it's time we had The Talk.
Tonya! Not that talk.
I think it's time I went out trick- or-treating with my friends.
Oh you mean you want to go without me.
Tonya.
Okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess it's okay, son.
I mean, I always knew this day would come.
I just wish it would have come before I put on this stupid costume.
That's William.
Guess what I am.
A remote control! And I'm totally functional.
Please observe your TV.
I may need to rewire my circuitry.
Would you come on? There's candy out there! Have fun, son.
Master, I have the treats for the victims.
I mean, the children.
Great, I'll help you hand them out.
Hey, aren't you going trick-or-treating with Corey? No.
He decided to go trick-or-treating without me.
Well, tell you what: How about Mama takes you trick-or-treating? Oh, please.
Don't treat me like a child.
Fine.
We'll stay home.
No, I want to get my own candy! I meant Come on, woman, let's go! "Cow cow where art thou? "You're in my stomach now.
Cow cow tell me how I accidentally made you chow.
" Chelse, I'll tell you how, okay? My daddy got the order mixed up.
So you got that, cow? Forgive her now.
Can we talk about something else somehow? Yeah, I guess you're right.
Oh, you can always mope about not being invited to Alana's party.
No chance.
We are not going to mope.
All right, we are not going to whine.
Say it with me: Yeah! Yeah! We are going to make our own fun right here now.
Say yeah! Yeah, we are! Yeah! We are going to go through my Grandma Viv's old trunk.
Yeah! Okay, maybe I built it up a little bit too much.
A little bit.
But it is really cool.
Check it out.
Now, you know my Grandma Viv.
She's psychic, too, and she's totally into all this paranormal stuff.
She got her tarot cards.
Oh.
That's cool, huh? Oh, Rae, look! A book of potions, spells and incantations.
Ooh, come on, come on, let's look at it.
All right.
Oh, Rae, look, there's spells for everything.
Oh, my gosh, look! "All-around wishing spell.
" We could wish for whatever we want.
Okay, so what's next? Oh, okay, um, "A feather of bird.
" Uh, "Three small stones.
" "and one single strand of a maiden's hair.
" Girl, why are you looking at me? I just got my hair dibbed, please.
Well, come on, don't look at me.
Oh, chocolate furniture! Oh, where? Ow! Ch-Ch-Ch-Chelsea I think it's working.
Oh, come on, come on, make a wish! Okay, okay.
Um, just something simple.
Yes.
I wish we were invited to Alana's party.
Yes! Okay, well check this out real quick.
We got to say the magic words.
Please and thank you.
"Please and thank you"? From the book! Magic words.
"Bubble and boil, o magic stew, make our special wish come true.
" Baxter residence.
Raven it's Alana.
I don't know why I'm saying this, but I want to invite you and Chelsea to my party.
We We're invited! We're invited to the party? Uh, yes.
But if Alana weren't in a weird trance-like state right now, she'd probably do this: The spell-- I think it worked.
Oh, gr-gr-great.
Let's make another wish.
Come on, come on! We want to be the most popular girls at the party.
Yes, yes.
Oh, and have the best costumes.
Yes, yes! And we want all eyes to be on us.
Yes.
"Bubble and boil, o magic stew, make our special wish come true!" Oh, thank you so much.
We got to get some costumes.
Oh, you're right.
Costumes.
Chelse who am I? The Queen of Flannel.
Hearts, Chelse.
The Queen of Hearts.
Okay, but Rae, if I don't get it, hello-- no one will.
Ooh, Rae, let's find me a costume now.
Okay.
Rae, what are you wearing? Are those cow ears? That is so like you, holding out on the good costume.
What? I have cow ears! I have cow ears! How did I get cow ears? Stop it! It's not a costume, Chelse! Oh, Rae, come on! Like I couldn't pull those ears off! Oh, oh, Rae, Rae, they moved, they moved! Your cow ears moved! Whoa, how did you do that? I don't know, Chelse.
I didn't do it.
Ah, they're moving by themselves.
Chelse, oh, my goodness! Okay, we have to calm down! Yes, yes, you're right! We have to-to sit down and think about it! Yeah, good idea.
Ow! What? Gosh, you're sitting on my tail.
Sorry about that.
It's okay.
Tail?! Tail?! Why why couldn't I just get, like, a zit like everyone else? Hello.
I have a zit and a tail! Yeah, Chelsea, I wouldn't worry about that zit.
Rae, I'm scared.
I know, me, too, but do you know what I'm really afraid of? That you have a tail, too? You know me all too well.
I've got a tail! Rae, look at our ears! Rae, are you up there? It's Eddie.
What are we going to do? We can't let him see us like this.
Yes, right um Eddie, we'll be right down.
All right, just move your tails.
Ew, that's nasty.
That tastes like feet.
Disgusting.
Yeah, that's definitely feet.
Hey, hey, hey, Eddie, what's up? Yeah, hey, hey, how's it going, man? So, I heard you guys got invited to Alana's party, and I thought that maybe we could all go over together.
Yes.
That's so sweet.
That is so Oh no.
You two are acting weirder than usual.
Well, it's not 'cause we've changed or anything in any way.
I mean, every every part of us is exactly as weird as it has always been.
Rae, your tail You know what, Eddie? It's the last minute, man, and we really got to get to get our costumes together, so bye-bye.
Wait, wait, wait.
Rae, this book will go great with my sorcerer's costume.
Oh, okay, well, take it, it's yours.
Just mo Did you just moo? Me? Moo? Nooo.
Whatever.
I'll see y'all later.
Okay.
Oh, Chelsea, we really got to fix something.
We did something horrible with that spell.
I know, but maybe, maybe we put in the wrong ingredients.
Well, check it out, girl, before I moo again.
Okay, um, um we were we were making, you know, wishing for a bunch of stuff, and, um and Oh, no.
Funny story.
This must have fallen in when we were making our wishes.
You wished we were cows? Why couldn't you have been wearing a Halle Berry button? Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know.
Maybe if we check the book, we can find a spell to undo the spell.
A spell check-- good thinking.
Yeah, good, good, good No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Eddie has taken the book.
No, we are definitely doo doomed.
We're not doomed now, Chelsea, okay? We just got to go to Alana's party and get the book back.
Okay, Rae, hello.
We cannot walk into a room full of people looking like cows.
We can on Halloween.
Truuue! This was the worst Halloween ever.
Your costume set off every car alarm and home security system in the neighborhood.
I wanted to rewire, but no, you couldn't wait to get your precious candy.
What candy? Look what we got.
A stupid pack of breath mints.
And three pennies.
They threw those at us.
Make the noise stop, master.
Thank you.
Success! Success! Oh, snap! What uh-uh-uh? That's your father's candy.
You have to ask permission.
Dad? Well, looks like you two did have a rough night.
Go for it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Is something wrong with the candy? No.
It just doesn't taste as sweet.
Maybe because you didn't get it with your father.
No.
It's sugar-free.
But, Dad I did miss trick-or-treating with you.
I'm sorry.
Can we do it next year? Next year? With all that candy still out there? Come on.
Come on, William.
Really? Just don't touch yourself.
Hey, ho! Hey, ho! Hey No! No! Our noses Our noses Actually, Rae, technically they're called snouts.
Whatever! It's getting worse.
We've got to find Eddie and get that spell.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Chelse Chelse! Listen to me.
You are not a cow.
You are a human being.
Yeah, I know, but Rae, that was some good hat.
Listen, let's just get some refreshments while we wait for Eddie, all right? I have hooves! Chelsea! Oh, sorry, Rae.
Just needed something to wash down that hat.
Where'd you get that gum? It's not gum.
It's cud.
Oh, Eddie! Eddie! We need that book! Hurry up and find the spell.
Okay, hold on, Rae.
I only have two hooves.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let me guess-- you two are cows.
That's slick.
It's truuue.
We really are cows.
Hey, get out of here.
Did you find it? And it's goooood.
People may I have your attention please? Yo, cut the noise! Thank you.
Okay, it's time for the results of the costume contest.
So before we announce who won first place, which we all know will be Alana-- just for giggles-- let's see who came in second.
Alana? What?! Impossible! This is my party! I always win! No puede ser.
iDejame ver esto! Alana is super-angry in Spanish.
Well, if I'm second then who's first? Raven and Chelsea?! Well, we got our wish.
Yep.
All eyes are on us.
Might as well milk it.
No! Don't eat that.
I just had a vision.
Okay, save it, Rae, I'm hungry.
No, no, no, no.
It's meat.
My dad accidentally switched the burgers.
Man, do you know what would have happened if I'd eaten that? Actually, yes, Chelse, okay? It was in my vision.
We had ears and tails and snouts and m-m-m Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, relax, okay? I didn't actually eat it.
Man, don't have a cow.
Master The house is quiet.
The children are sleeping.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I believe I am.
Candy! Candy!
What do you think? You know what, Eddie? I like it, 'cause it takes a lot of confidence to rock a man purse.
No, it's not a man purse.
It's actually a cute little invitation to Alana's Halloween party.
You got invited to her party? Oh, just once I would like to see what all the hype is about.
That is always the hottest party of the year.
Well, since I'm in, I'm sure you'll be getting your pumpkins, too.
Mm-mm, no.
Let me tell you why.
'Cause Alana's hated me since the fourth grade.
And by association, my girl, Chels.
Sorry about that, girl.
It's all right.
So how did Eddie get invited? Brother's got connections.
And bruises.
Hey, Loca.
Muffy.
Alana, thanks for the invite.
Oh, FYI-- Raven and I haven't quite received our invitations yet.
Muffy, is she talking to me? Alana feels that if you have something to say, don't.
Listen, Alana.
We wouldn't want to come to your party even you begged us.
Or asked us nicely.
I mean, you can give us a little winky-wink between girls.
What's up, girl? Tu eres una persona tan rara.
You are weird, Baxter.
Well, if my friends aren't going, then I'm not going.
Oh, you're going.
I'll bring the corn chips.
Yep, that's me.
You know, Rae, I don't even think Alana's party's going to be all that.
You know, you're probably right.
Yeah.
It's probably going to be noisy, crowded, The food, you know, is going to just taste nasty.
Yeah.
I hope not.
She's having it here.
What?! Yeah, she rented out the whole place for Halloween.
Okay enjoy your food.
One regular burger, one veggie burger.
Wait, wait a second.
You're going to be working for Alana? Well, yeah.
I mean, my manager's covering for me that night.
You know, I'm actually going to go trick-or-treating with Corey like I do every year.
Dad, you know that Chelsea and I aren't invited to this party.
I thought the whole school was invited.
Everybody's walking around with those pumpkins, and I mean everybody.
Kids you wouldn't even think.
Like-like, nerds and dweebs and doofuses and geeks You know what? Dad, we get the point.
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
I didn't know.
It's okay.
I'll cancel if you want me to.
No, it's okay.
Go ahead.
Good, 'cause I already cashed the check.
Chelsea, you know Alana picked my dad's place just to spite us.
Mmm, I don't know.
I think she might have picked this place because the food's great, you know? This vegi-burger is seriously the best burger I've ever had.
It's juicy, it's delicious, you know? It's meat, it's meat! Oh, my gosh, it's meat! Oh, that's terrible! I know.
I almost ate something healthy.
Okay, hello, hi.
I'm a vegetarian.
I just ate a cow.
A living animal, okay, with a face.
Chelse, it was an accident.
Well, I know that, I know, I know.
It's just, well it tastes so good.
I mean, how can something so wrong taste so right? Whoo, scared myself.
Well, well, look at you, tough guy.
You been working out? Back off, puny man.
Well, don't hurt yourself, tough guy, because We are going trick-or-treating.
Dad, have a seat.
What's up, son? I think it's time we had The Talk.
Tonya! Not that talk.
I think it's time I went out trick- or-treating with my friends.
Oh you mean you want to go without me.
Tonya.
Okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess it's okay, son.
I mean, I always knew this day would come.
I just wish it would have come before I put on this stupid costume.
That's William.
Guess what I am.
A remote control! And I'm totally functional.
Please observe your TV.
I may need to rewire my circuitry.
Would you come on? There's candy out there! Have fun, son.
Master, I have the treats for the victims.
I mean, the children.
Great, I'll help you hand them out.
Hey, aren't you going trick-or-treating with Corey? No.
He decided to go trick-or-treating without me.
Well, tell you what: How about Mama takes you trick-or-treating? Oh, please.
Don't treat me like a child.
Fine.
We'll stay home.
No, I want to get my own candy! I meant Come on, woman, let's go! "Cow cow where art thou? "You're in my stomach now.
Cow cow tell me how I accidentally made you chow.
" Chelse, I'll tell you how, okay? My daddy got the order mixed up.
So you got that, cow? Forgive her now.
Can we talk about something else somehow? Yeah, I guess you're right.
Oh, you can always mope about not being invited to Alana's party.
No chance.
We are not going to mope.
All right, we are not going to whine.
Say it with me: Yeah! Yeah! We are going to make our own fun right here now.
Say yeah! Yeah, we are! Yeah! We are going to go through my Grandma Viv's old trunk.
Yeah! Okay, maybe I built it up a little bit too much.
A little bit.
But it is really cool.
Check it out.
Now, you know my Grandma Viv.
She's psychic, too, and she's totally into all this paranormal stuff.
She got her tarot cards.
Oh.
That's cool, huh? Oh, Rae, look! A book of potions, spells and incantations.
Ooh, come on, come on, let's look at it.
All right.
Oh, Rae, look, there's spells for everything.
Oh, my gosh, look! "All-around wishing spell.
" We could wish for whatever we want.
Okay, so what's next? Oh, okay, um, "A feather of bird.
" Uh, "Three small stones.
" "and one single strand of a maiden's hair.
" Girl, why are you looking at me? I just got my hair dibbed, please.
Well, come on, don't look at me.
Oh, chocolate furniture! Oh, where? Ow! Ch-Ch-Ch-Chelsea I think it's working.
Oh, come on, come on, make a wish! Okay, okay.
Um, just something simple.
Yes.
I wish we were invited to Alana's party.
Yes! Okay, well check this out real quick.
We got to say the magic words.
Please and thank you.
"Please and thank you"? From the book! Magic words.
"Bubble and boil, o magic stew, make our special wish come true.
" Baxter residence.
Raven it's Alana.
I don't know why I'm saying this, but I want to invite you and Chelsea to my party.
We We're invited! We're invited to the party? Uh, yes.
But if Alana weren't in a weird trance-like state right now, she'd probably do this: The spell-- I think it worked.
Oh, gr-gr-great.
Let's make another wish.
Come on, come on! We want to be the most popular girls at the party.
Yes, yes.
Oh, and have the best costumes.
Yes, yes! And we want all eyes to be on us.
Yes.
"Bubble and boil, o magic stew, make our special wish come true!" Oh, thank you so much.
We got to get some costumes.
Oh, you're right.
Costumes.
Chelse who am I? The Queen of Flannel.
Hearts, Chelse.
The Queen of Hearts.
Okay, but Rae, if I don't get it, hello-- no one will.
Ooh, Rae, let's find me a costume now.
Okay.
Rae, what are you wearing? Are those cow ears? That is so like you, holding out on the good costume.
What? I have cow ears! I have cow ears! How did I get cow ears? Stop it! It's not a costume, Chelse! Oh, Rae, come on! Like I couldn't pull those ears off! Oh, oh, Rae, Rae, they moved, they moved! Your cow ears moved! Whoa, how did you do that? I don't know, Chelse.
I didn't do it.
Ah, they're moving by themselves.
Chelse, oh, my goodness! Okay, we have to calm down! Yes, yes, you're right! We have to-to sit down and think about it! Yeah, good idea.
Ow! What? Gosh, you're sitting on my tail.
Sorry about that.
It's okay.
Tail?! Tail?! Why why couldn't I just get, like, a zit like everyone else? Hello.
I have a zit and a tail! Yeah, Chelsea, I wouldn't worry about that zit.
Rae, I'm scared.
I know, me, too, but do you know what I'm really afraid of? That you have a tail, too? You know me all too well.
I've got a tail! Rae, look at our ears! Rae, are you up there? It's Eddie.
What are we going to do? We can't let him see us like this.
Yes, right um Eddie, we'll be right down.
All right, just move your tails.
Ew, that's nasty.
That tastes like feet.
Disgusting.
Yeah, that's definitely feet.
Hey, hey, hey, Eddie, what's up? Yeah, hey, hey, how's it going, man? So, I heard you guys got invited to Alana's party, and I thought that maybe we could all go over together.
Yes.
That's so sweet.
That is so Oh no.
You two are acting weirder than usual.
Well, it's not 'cause we've changed or anything in any way.
I mean, every every part of us is exactly as weird as it has always been.
Rae, your tail You know what, Eddie? It's the last minute, man, and we really got to get to get our costumes together, so bye-bye.
Wait, wait, wait.
Rae, this book will go great with my sorcerer's costume.
Oh, okay, well, take it, it's yours.
Just mo Did you just moo? Me? Moo? Nooo.
Whatever.
I'll see y'all later.
Okay.
Oh, Chelsea, we really got to fix something.
We did something horrible with that spell.
I know, but maybe, maybe we put in the wrong ingredients.
Well, check it out, girl, before I moo again.
Okay, um, um we were we were making, you know, wishing for a bunch of stuff, and, um and Oh, no.
Funny story.
This must have fallen in when we were making our wishes.
You wished we were cows? Why couldn't you have been wearing a Halle Berry button? Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know.
Maybe if we check the book, we can find a spell to undo the spell.
A spell check-- good thinking.
Yeah, good, good, good No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Eddie has taken the book.
No, we are definitely doo doomed.
We're not doomed now, Chelsea, okay? We just got to go to Alana's party and get the book back.
Okay, Rae, hello.
We cannot walk into a room full of people looking like cows.
We can on Halloween.
Truuue! This was the worst Halloween ever.
Your costume set off every car alarm and home security system in the neighborhood.
I wanted to rewire, but no, you couldn't wait to get your precious candy.
What candy? Look what we got.
A stupid pack of breath mints.
And three pennies.
They threw those at us.
Make the noise stop, master.
Thank you.
Success! Success! Oh, snap! What uh-uh-uh? That's your father's candy.
You have to ask permission.
Dad? Well, looks like you two did have a rough night.
Go for it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Is something wrong with the candy? No.
It just doesn't taste as sweet.
Maybe because you didn't get it with your father.
No.
It's sugar-free.
But, Dad I did miss trick-or-treating with you.
I'm sorry.
Can we do it next year? Next year? With all that candy still out there? Come on.
Come on, William.
Really? Just don't touch yourself.
Hey, ho! Hey, ho! Hey No! No! Our noses Our noses Actually, Rae, technically they're called snouts.
Whatever! It's getting worse.
We've got to find Eddie and get that spell.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Chelse Chelse! Listen to me.
You are not a cow.
You are a human being.
Yeah, I know, but Rae, that was some good hat.
Listen, let's just get some refreshments while we wait for Eddie, all right? I have hooves! Chelsea! Oh, sorry, Rae.
Just needed something to wash down that hat.
Where'd you get that gum? It's not gum.
It's cud.
Oh, Eddie! Eddie! We need that book! Hurry up and find the spell.
Okay, hold on, Rae.
I only have two hooves.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let me guess-- you two are cows.
That's slick.
It's truuue.
We really are cows.
Hey, get out of here.
Did you find it? And it's goooood.
People may I have your attention please? Yo, cut the noise! Thank you.
Okay, it's time for the results of the costume contest.
So before we announce who won first place, which we all know will be Alana-- just for giggles-- let's see who came in second.
Alana? What?! Impossible! This is my party! I always win! No puede ser.
iDejame ver esto! Alana is super-angry in Spanish.
Well, if I'm second then who's first? Raven and Chelsea?! Well, we got our wish.
Yep.
All eyes are on us.
Might as well milk it.
No! Don't eat that.
I just had a vision.
Okay, save it, Rae, I'm hungry.
No, no, no, no.
It's meat.
My dad accidentally switched the burgers.
Man, do you know what would have happened if I'd eaten that? Actually, yes, Chelse, okay? It was in my vision.
We had ears and tails and snouts and m-m-m Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, relax, okay? I didn't actually eat it.
Man, don't have a cow.
Master The house is quiet.
The children are sleeping.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I believe I am.
Candy! Candy!