The Daily Life of the Immortal King (2020) s02e02 Episode Script

A home Visit by the Demon Master

1
Who else
isn't following this series?
My counselor, why is there a wail
in the abyss of my throne?
My noble Emperor of Demons, Your Majesty,
a crack appeared deep in the abyss
that leads to the Human World.
The Human World?
I remember sending one of the demon
princes to conquer the Human World before.
Your Majesty is brilliant.
The one who was sent three years ago
was my humble apprentice, Giant Frog.
Among all the demon princes,
he is the most ferocious.
It's so soft.
It's so cute.
-It's so cute.
-It feels so good.
But three demon years have already passed.
Why hasn't Giant Frog presented
the Human World to me yet?
Besides,
why do I feel like the crack
that leads to the Human World
is absorbing the spiritual force
of our world?
Spiritual force backflow?
That shouldn't happen.
I want to conquer the Human World
due to its abundant spiritual force.
Is their Gross Spiritual Force Product
lower than ours now?
What is that good-for-nothing
Giant Frog doing over there?
I will go to the Human World right away
to pay my useless apprentice a visit.
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ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
Worldwide atmospheric spirit power
has been dropping for days,
resulting in worsened
immortal herb harvest.
Due to ingredient shortages
in pill refinery companies,
-Coming.
-pill prices keep rising.
Here is an exclusive interview for you.
Coming.
Nobody is here.
It's you, Froggy Two.
Come on in.
The herb harvest is very bad.
Please help us.
What are you doing here?
I miss you.
Why do you want to give Wang Ling
a home visit all of a sudden?
His grades were the lowest last semester.
I thought he would be reallocated
to Class Ordinary after the test.
Do you suspect
that he cheated on the test?
No.
After his test,
our spiritual force cost skyrocketed,
almost bankrupting us.
I wish you a smooth home visit then.
I'll go ahead.
Mr. Wang.
Aren't you coming with me?
Sorry,
I have some personal matters to attend to.
The Human World's spiritual force
feels so nice.
Incoming call.
Wrong number.
You little brat.
Do you think you can evade this home visit
by ignoring my calls?
DeCom's Bai De Map navigation begins.
Please go south for 200 m.
Your master is coming, my apprentice.
Who is your master?
He is the aggregation
of all wisdom in the Demon World,
an ancient demon
who has lived a million years,
an immortal being as old as the universe.
Your master is so awesome.
The centuries
when he was my primary instructor
was the most miserable time in my life.
Even now, he still shows up frequently
in my nightmares.
That's why you are hiding here.
Let's eat.
Here.
Lingling, try my newly-developed
spiritual figure after eating.
Let's try solving the problem
affecting your speech.
Give us a hand, Froggy Two.
It will be good if you succeed this time.
The price of pills has gone up sharply.
We could hardly afford
low-power Golden Pills.
By the way,
you've been stuck for quite some time.
Why did you suddenly succeed
in developing this?
His remote cousin sent some materials.
I heard he went
to join the military in the Meta World
and is doing very well.
I wish Lingling could find
such a secure job when he graduates.
Yes. Finish eating quickly, Darling.
Lingling's instructor
is going to pay a home visit.
How strange.
How come there are residues
of Froggy's spiritual force here?
I use chips made from Pulao's horn
on these spiritual figures.
They should lessen the inhibitions
on your emotions and speech.
THIS SIDE DOWN
Sit still, my son. Empty your mind.
Froggy Two, come and help me.
If I weren't evading the home visit,
I wouldn't be here to help you.
Froggy, do exactly as I say.
Hold the new spiritual figure.
I'll tear it off and you put it on.
Putting it on is easy,
but tearing it off is hard.
If you're careless when tearing it off,
Lingling's spiritual force will spill,
resulting in an unimaginable catastrophe.
Come on. Press on his Baihui acupoint.
Hold for five seconds.
0,5
Next, press on the Danzhong
and Baihui acupoints.
Hold for ten seconds.
Lastly, release his Baihui acupoint
and continue pressing
on Danzhong for five seconds.
Now!
Success.
What?
It's upside down!
Didn't you see the big red characters?
I can't see red and green colors!
We're doomed.
His spiritual force is spilling.
The world will be destroyed!
Darling, I love you.
Yes. I forgot.
You can devour spiritual forces.
Let me digest it for a while.
How strange.
Froggy's demon force is so strong,
but I just can't locate him.
Coming.
Ms. Pan.
You're finally here.
It must have been a long journey.
Come on in. Sit down and have some water.
Froggy Two is here too?
How are you, Ms. Pan?
Is the new spiritual figure fine?
I don't see any changes in Lingling.
How do you do, Ms. Pan?
Please sit down, Ms. Pan!
Mr. and Mrs. Wang,
I'll go straight to the point.
I'm here today to let you know
about Wang Ling's situation at school.
Mrs. Wang.
Wang Ling's grades last semester
were not ideal.
That's fine.
As long as he's making friends
and enjoying his time.
Wang Ling didn't finish
all his summer vacation assignments.
I've finished all the spiritual figures
for this week.
Do I give them to you now
or shall I bring them to school tomorrow?
Mrs. Wang.
Wang Ling didn't do well
in his Pill Refining Class.
Ms. Pan!
I can already make these reviving pills
and respiratory pills last semester.
You can try one if you want.
The reason why I'm here today
is that Wang Ling has not been proactive
in his studies.
You asked us to review in advance
the art of enlightenment this semester.
Turn left.
Actually, enlightening one pencil
and eraser is enough for school.
-Wang Ling, you did very well
-Darling, what spiritual figure is that?
-in reviewing the art of enlightenment.
-Is he still our son?
-Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
-In advance,
-I hope you'll work hard
-Distract Ms. Pan.
-I'll give him another one.
-on the other classes
like the art of enlightenment class.
Ms. Pan.
this is your first visit.
Let me show you around the house.
Show me around?
Distance to destination,
108,000 miles.
Froggy,
are you hiding from me?
This way, Ms. Pan.
The kitchen is well decorated, isn't it?
What are they doing?
They are
They are kneading like cats.
I didn't know dogs do that too.
Yes.
Ms. Pan,
let me show you the second floor.
I've adjusted
the spiritual figure's logic.
It should be fine now.
Lingling, say something.
Dad, I feel strange.
Is it my illusion or something?
What illusion?
Ms. Pan, do you like the decoration
of the bedrooms?
It's nice.
This is my first time seeing bedrooms
during a home visit.
It has been quite a while.
They should already be done.
-Mrs. Wang
-Ms. Pan.
Mrs. Wang, you
Ms. Pan.
I'd like to talk to you in private.
Lingling, why did you enlighten
all the furniture?
Dad, the spiritual figure you adjusted
has a deadly bug.
I don't care, Lingling.
Use your invincible power
to resolve this now.
3 YEARS OF CULTIVATION,
5 YEARS OF SLACKING OFF
It's working!
Froggy Two,
let's do it.
My husband and I
are not talented cultivators.
We got stuck in the body-building phase
and couldn't break through.
Lingling has a very weak spiritual force.
He doesn't have many friends
since he was little.
I don't know how he made it
to Class Elite.
And he made so many friends there.
I didn't expect Wang Ling
to have such a story behind him.
I don't expect him
to be excellent in the future
and stand above the rest.
As long as he spends
every day of his ordinary life happily,
I'll be satisfied.
All right.
Everything is back to normal.
Lingling, stand where you are
and don't move.
You've used too much spiritual force.
The spiritual figure is overloaded.
Froggy Two, tear off the spiritual figure.
Froggy Two?
Froggy Two!
Here
Here he comes.
Bai De Map indicates
You little brat.
I've detected your spiritual pressure.
This is bad.
I used my spiritual force
and exposed myself.
I'm doomed.
Froggy Two,
come and save the world!
My apprentice, here comes your master.
So you've been hiding
in such an awful neighborhood.
THIS SIDE DOWN
Lingling, don't move.
It's going to burst!
I'm coming in, my apprentice.
Forget it. I'll just tear it off.
What was that noise?
What happened?
No
nothing.
Thank you so much
for the home visit, Ms. Pan.
You care so much for Lingling.
We really appreciate it.
No.
Only after we talked did I realize
that grades are not the only standard
in judging a kid.
I'll focus more on a student's emotional
education and growth from now on.
It's late now.
I have to go.
Thank you, Ms. Pan.
-Take care.
-Take care, Ms. Pan.
Be careful on the way home.
Lingling,
you have such a nice instructor.
Why did I pass out?
Right. Have you changed
the spiritual figure?
Since everything is settled,
it's time for me to go home.
Master!
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
Subtitle translation by: Li Xiaofei
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