The Kardashians (2022) s02e02 Episode Script

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(SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
I've shot all of season two,
you know, with not talking about
this event that's happening in my life,
simply because I wanted
to keep it private,
and I just wasn't ready to share it.
Yeah.
(TAPE REWINDING)
COREY: Babe, wake up.
- Babe, wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
- KRIS: Hmm.
KRIS: What? Is it time?
- COREY: Yes, it's time.
- Oh, my God!
Where's my glasses? Oh, my God.
Turn the light on. Shit.
When Kylie went into labor,
it was such an exciting night.
And no matter how many times
you've been through this,
it's still a scramble.
She's gonna want snacks.
Kettle corn.
Oh, my Oh, chilly cheese.
Okay, and cheese puffs.
I need a bag for this.
- Will you grab that bag?
- COREY: Yup. I got the big bag.
My God, I'm so nervous.
I can't believe this is happening!
This is crazy!
We're gonna have a baby!
- Should we bring a bottle of wine?
- No.
- Champagne?
- No.
- Why?
- Okay, I'll grab champagne.
KRIS: Okay.
Why wouldn't we have champagne?
It's a celebration, babe.
We're having kids.
COREY: Okay. Okay.
Of course she wants champagne and wine.
Right now.
KRIS: What?
- I was just saying you're beautiful.
- Okay, let's go.
Come on, baby. Get in the car.
- What are you waiting for?
- I'm trying to
- put the bag in the car.
- Okay. Get it in there.
Shove it in the car.
Boom shakalakalaka.
And stop filming, Corey.
This is Like, focus on driving.
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(KYLIE SPEAKING)
(KRIS SPEAKS)
KYLIE: I feel like with my second,
you anticipate everything and you know
what's going to happen
and you've done it before, so it's
I feel I was a lot more present
this time.
(MONITOR BEEPING STEADILY)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(WOMAN 1 SPEAKS)
(EXCITED CHATTER)
(WOMAN 2 SPEAKS)
(BABY CRYING)
(WOMAN 3 SPEAKS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
This is my 11th grandchild,
and I couldn't be more excited or proud
of all my kids and all their kids,
and our family grows every single year.
There's just a difference
when your kids have siblings.
That's all you want for them.
We grew up with so many that I think
It just really shapes who you are.
And I'm so happy
that she's expanding her family.
He's so, so cute.
They're all just so cute.
Although I love my entire family,
I love all my nieces and nephews.
This is definitely a massive
birth control moment for me,
just because it's a lot.
I have no idea. (LAUGHING)
Maybe 12.
I I honestly don't know.
Yeah.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
There's just nothing else, like
Hi, lady.
PENELOPE: (ON PHONE) Hi!
Hi!
Can me and Gracie and Jess
go to SunLife in the Commons?
Sure, and get an acai bowl?
- Yeah.
- Sure, baby.
Okay, thank you.
I love you. I cannot wait to see you.
Love you, bye.
Love you, bye.
DANI: I brought out sharpies.
- So
- KOURTNEY: To make notes.
I want you to circle
the things that you like.
Just look at the little details.
Okay, but tell me your vision
for some of them.
Because, like,
this is my ultimate vision.
We are starting to talk wedding dresses.
We're just trying
to select the designer.
Okay, so, let's talk about a veil
for a second.
I'm excited that you're down
for the full length.
KOURTNEY: And I saw one
that was so cool, and I can't find it.
But I just kinda liked it for a thought
was it had, like, Virgin Mary.
- LIZ: Wait, where was that one?
- In the
- Is that in one of my
- I think it's on your Pinterest board.
And you know, his head has,
like, a Virgin Mary tattoo.
Okay, we'll start to look into this.
But, yeah, we can that can be
Anything that we can do to make
You're gonna be so
There is no one that's not stressed out.
You're gonna be so stressed out.
So, anything we can do
to help you not
KOURTNEY: I don't want to be stressed.
What is there to be stressed about?
What does she have to stress about,
Dani?
No, when you're a bride,
it's like you're just
I think that it's something that
like, you've waited,
anyone's waited their whole life
for this one moment.
I never thought about
a wedding until this.
- Maybe I'm projecting my own stress.
- KOURTNEY: I think you are.
'Cause there are hundreds
of people coming.
No, there's literally like six people.
No, Kourtney, you have more
than six people.
In the chapel, or whatever
So, it's you two and the six children?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- That's it.
- Okay.
I think I'm usually
a really calm person,
and so I don't see myself being,
like, really stressed out.
I think that this is like,
one of life's most beautiful moments
that I haven't experienced,
and any stress
just needs to stay far, far away.
I walked by the pantry the other day,
they're making out
and I was like, "Oh, my God!"
Yeah, she was like, "Oh, my God!"
And then she was like,
people think you guys, like,
put this PDA on for, like,
the world to see or something.
And she's walking by the pantry, like,
no one was there.
I can tell you, it's not for the world.
Did you know that there's such thing
called a quaker wedding?
Do you know what that is?
DANI: (LAUGHING)
No, what's the next word.
You get married
just the two people and you pronounce
yourselves man and wife,
and it's only legal in certain states
and California is one of them.
You want to do it?
KOURTNEY: California is one of them.
DANI: So funny.
- KOURTNEY: That's an option, too.
- That's the backup plan.
KOURTNEY: That's a definite option.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SONG PLAYING)
(DOOR OPENS)
Whoa.
Hello.
Hi.
What are you doing?
I just found another book of stuff
from storage that I hadn't gone through.
Don't even want to know how many
storage units you have.
You look very skinny.
I will say that Kendall and Kylie,
not that I'm trying to out them,
but they did text me
and say, um,
that they were concerned for you
because you're really skinny.
And I said,
"I think she's a bit stressed
"and I think that she"
And Kendall said it?
The model?
Kendall said it.
And so I said, "No, guys, she's fine."
Ah.
And I said, "You absolutely have
every right to be concerned
"but I'm telling you, she's fine."
How are you feeling?
I mean
You know, it's a lot,
but I just like to isolate
and deal with things on my own,
and everyone has problems,
so why would I bring to It's like,
you just got to deal with that.
Going through what I went through
with Tristan was incredibly hard.
The hardest part about it all
is training yourself to unlove someone.
This was my life for six years,
and we weren't just a couple.
We genuinely were best friends
and we worked out.
He was my workout buddy.
We did all these things together.
And so, learning how to undo
all those things that takes time.
Just because someone does you dirty
doesn't mean you fall out
of love with them instantly.
- We were in the best place we were.
- Mm-hmm.
So, when we're in the peak
of our relationship,
you go ahead and cheat on me, God
I don't even want to know what you do
in the worst of our relationship.
I'm just like, "Shame on me." Almost.
- I know better.
- Mm-hmm.
And I didn't do better
because I had so much hope
and, like, faith.
You asked me something once.
You said, "How do you trust Pete?"
And I'm like,
"I just do. It's a feeling."
- Mm-hmm.
- You know what I mean?
It's just a lot and, yeah,
like, how do you trust? I don't know.
But what I do know is that
all of it sucks and it's humiliating.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's hurtful.
I just don't have anything else
to give, like
Any (BLEEP)
No. But, like, when people are like,
"Oh, you're so strong"
or whatever people say,
I'm, like, "I don't know if I'm strong."
I'm literally just numb
to all of this shit.
Like, how much can people take?
- Like, okay.
- Yeah.
That's your defense mechanism.
I just worry for her.
Because I think
that she holds so much in.
And I think maybe one
of the growth lessons is, like,
you can't worry
about what's humiliating.
I mean, the fact that he proposed
and you never told us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
KIM: I mean, the fact that he proposed
and you never told us
and I asked him months later,
"Hey" Like the night after
I thought it happened,
and he's like, "Oh, I did it months ago.
"She didn't tell you guys?"
I'll never forget Tristan calling me,
and he was going to propose to her
on Valentine's Day.
Which was, like, a year
since they had drama.
So, this is last Valentine's Day.
And then I called him the day after,
and I was like, "Hey, I never
heard anything from Khloé.
"Oh my God, did you propose?"
And he was like,
"Oh, yeah, I did in December."
Oh, my God, she didn't tell us.
And what I said, I said, "I need to make
sure that this
"a totally different relationship,
"because I want to be proud
to say I'm engaged to anyone."
And that's why I said, "You know,
I'm not comfortable accepting
"this right now, because I'm not excited
to tell my family."
And as hurtful as that probably
was for him to hear, it was the truth.
I'm not ever gonna
accept something and give someone
false hope. And I said that to him.
Oof. I don't know. If someone asked me,
I would just have to say yes,
and I'd feel so bad.
I get it, that it's like,
super draining, and I'm sorry.
Like, you don't deserve this.
- Thank you.
- And it's like,
that's what sucks is because
you're the best person, seriously.
- Thank you.
- You're the best girlfriend, wife.
Like, I tell everyone. I'm like,
"Oh, if you think I'm neat,
"Khloé's ten times neater.
"You think I work out hard,
Khloé works out ten times harder."
You are, like, a better person
than anyone I know.
Thank you, that's so nice of you.
Aw!
(KIM LAUGHING)
Thank you so much. (LAUGHING)
That was the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
KIM: I get violent when I get tickled.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
When are all the clothes coming
from Prada to do a fitting?
Just add it to the schedule
and let me know.
Bye.
I really feel like I found
my personal confidence.
You know, it was definitely hard going
through a divorce, but really happy
just taking some time out for me.
And the one thing
that I really want to focus on
is things that really inspire me,
like fashion.
Hey.
KENDALL: (ON PHONE) Hey.
What are you doing?
Not much. Just getting some work done.
What are you doing?
I am just about to pack to go to Milan.
I'm going to go to the Prada show
and I'm so excited.
Are you walking in it?
I am up for it.
I haven't got the confirmation yet,
but I really want to.
I hope I get it.
When do you find out?
We can fly together.
I'll let you know.
And I would love to fly with you if
that's the case, just fingers crossed.
Kendall and I, we just have shared
this experience from day one.
Since she's gotten into modeling,
I feel like I've been like her stage mom
when my mom couldn't travel.
At the beginning, I didn't know
a lot of people in fashion,
so we always had each other.
That's our thing together.
Okay, I will say lots of Prada prayers.
- Thank you.
- Because we need them,
and we can be Prada baes together.
(LAUGHS)
- Okay.
- Okay.
-(LAUGHING) Bye.
- Bye.
That's what everyone
on the Internet says.
Prada you, proud of you.
I haven't used that one yet,
'cause I feel like I'm too old for that.
But
Milan, here I come.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
-(CLICKING TONGUE) Come on.
-(DOG BARKS)
Kenny-benny.
Hey.
- You look so skinny.
- Oh my gosh, you are so skinny.
You feel so skinny.
KHLOÉ: Your lemons are amazing.
- Thank you.
- KHLOÉ: They're huge.
- They're the size of grapefruits.
- We just picked those yesterday.
They're so good. They're huge.
They're huge. What am I
going to do with a lemon that big?
Make lemonade.
- Oh, yeah.
- Or make Mom's lemon cake.
You make the lemon icing,
the lemon cake.
Wow, you're so right.
So many things you can do with them.
Okay, so
What's this thing?
- My dog?
- It's the thing No, not your dog.
It's the thing
you told me about in the car?
No. No, no, no, no, no. Way different.
- Oh, it's not the scan?
- This is more
It is a scan
but it's way more in-depth.
KHLOÉ: Kendall is all about
perfecting herself,
like, from the inside out.
And Kendall's latest thing
is this brain scan type thing.
It's not invasive. I'll try it.
I have had a fair amount
of anxiety and stress in my life, so,
doing a scan on my brain
to see my stress levels and everything
does not sound too bad.
Basically he, like, scans your brain
and tells you, like,
- he sees where it's, like, firing.
- Right.
Like, I'm like
He said, "You hundred percent
have anxiety.
"I can see it all in your brain."
It's really interesting.
- Okay.
- I think you would really like it.
I'm so interested to see
how your brain looks.
Oh, my God.
Mostly after everything
that's just happened with Tristan.
I'm interested to see
everyone's brains.
I'm gonna get
one family member at a time.
Just with all the shit
Kim deals with on a daily basis,
I would be very interested
to see her brain
'cause I'm sure
it's just overload in there.
Kourtney's brain would be
just clouds up there and
Just like okay.
- Little birds flying around.
- Ah. Disneyland.
Lots of Travis. Travis and Mickey Mouse.
There you go.
It's interesting
to take two sisters and be like,
"What similarities do you guys have
that might be passed down?"
Okay, I'm sort of excited now.
- You should be.
- You've changed my mind.
God only knows
what he's gonna see in my brain.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
KYLIE: Mom?
KRIS: Hi, boo.
KYLIE: Hi, MJ.
I'm so glad you're here.
BOTH: Mwah.
Hi. I love your hair.
- You got like a funky new do.
- I do.
- What's going on?
- Just letting it grow out a little bit.
- I like it.
- You think it's just too severe?
I like you. You just haven't been out
in the real world since the baby.
It's always so special
spending time with Kylie.
But we also have this trial
blooming over our head.
Blac Chyna is suing myself,
Khloé, Kylie, and Kim
for defamation of character
and interference of contract.
As a mom,
I'm very protective of my kids.
And on top of that,
it's really draining.
It's emotionally, physically,
and spiritually exhausting
to be going through this.
I can't really say anything
about it right now.
I really don't want to add to the drama.
But I want to take my mind
off of it right now
so I'm gonna spend some time with Kylie.
You really do snap right back.
-(SIGHS) Well, no.
- Yeah.
It's interesting. I feel like,
with your first baby, it's like a
It's like a shock
to see your body change so much.
This time around,
I don't feel that way at all.
Maybe mentally it's harder
but seeing my body and stuff, I just
I trust the process.
I'm way less stressed about my weight
and what I look like.
- And more into the feminine energy.
- The whole thing?
- Yeah.
- And the fact that I made a baby.
- What a cute baby. He is so darling.
- I know.
What are you looking forward
to doing that you couldn't do
when you were pregnant?
You know, I went to
Hailey took me to see Justin in concert.
And just being around so many people,
you forget how to interact with people.
I've just been with a four-year old.
(KRIS CHUCKLES)
You know,
it's been hard on me, emotionally.
You know, that happens to so many women
- and I think that you're
- I'm okay.
I'm also getting some weird phys
I don't know.
- It's stressful.
- It's hormones.
It's hormones. I mean,
you've been in your little cocoon
- all this time.
- Yeah.
- And that's so healthy.
- I've been in the house
- Yeah.
- Since November.
After pregnancy,
I think it's hard mentally to
get back to yourself.
We put a lot of pressure on ourselves
to be back really fast.
And, I need to be
a little nicer to myself.
KRIS: You're a great little mommy.
- Thank you.
- What are we gonna do about the name?
Have you thought any more about that?
Yeah, I think we know his official name.
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think we know his official name.
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
I mean, I'm not gonna announce it yet
'cause God forbid we change it again.
Okay. (WHISPERS) Not today. Not today.
It hasn't been changed legally yet.
Travis actually still changes
his name a few times.
He'll come back and be like,
"I really like this name."
And then for the day
he'll call him that and I'm like,
"We can't do this again."
I'm waiting for him
to just name himself.
We really didn't have a name.
I just thought, it was, just,
gonna come to us, when we saw him
and it didn't.
And,
you know, 24 hours before,
we had to sign the birth certificate
or else they just
you know, register him as,
without a name
and he doesn't get
a social security number, and like,
- the whole thing.
- Oh, no.
So, I felt the pressure to choose a name
and then Khloé said,
like, the day before we signed,
like, "What about Wolf?" and I was like,
"Oh, I like the W.W." like
- And you did.
- So, we just put Wolf Webster
- in that moment.
- Mm-hmm.
And, right after I signed
the birth certificate, I was like,
-"What did I just do?"
-(LAUGHS)
It's a part of his story
but his name is changed.
- And it's not Wolf.
- No.
I knew my kid's names
before they were born.
I loved the name Courtney
and then I thought
it would be really interesting
to put a K on it,
so that was easy.
And then, Kim. Christmas is
my favorite day of the year.
And I loved the name Noel.
So, that was gonna be,
maybe her name?
But it didn't start with a K,
and Koel sounded really weird.
So, it was Kimberly Noel.
And then, Khloé.
I loved Chloé, the designer.
And then, I tried Khloé with a K
and that was really good too.
Kendall was gonna be Kennedy
or Cameron with a K.
And then Kylie Kylie!
I mean, at some point,
you just run out of K names.
I mean truly. And Robert
is Robert George Kardashian.
No Sorry, sorry.
Robert Arthur Kardashian.
I didn't even know my child's name.
This is so confusing.
Can anybody keep up with this?
I mean,
he definitely gives off boy energy.
Does he pee in the air?
He's peed on me a few times. Mm-hmm.
You have to cover it. Yeah.
- That's so fun.
- But if I just tell him, you know,
-"Don't pee on Mommy."
-(LAUGHS)
Then usually, he doesn't, but
KRIS: He's very smart, then. (LAUGHS)
KYLIE: Yeah.
(SONG PLAYING)
- KHLOÉ: Hello?
- Hello?
KHLOÉ: Where are you?
Oh. Hey.
What are you doing? Oh.
You always just, like, bulldoze me.
KENDALL: This is It's very annoying.
He dead legs me all the time.
He'll hit the back of my legs.
- KHLOÉ: What is this?
- This is your test.
Oh, my.
Kendall says I have to take a quiz
before the brain scan
and I do not like pop quizzes.
I know nothing about this quiz.
Like, I didn't get to study.
On a scale from zero to ten,
how ready are you to make changes
to address the problems
What problems are bothering me?
- See, this is your problem.
- Oh.
- Okay, we're starting now.
- You need to start,
really getting,
tapping into your emotions and
- your feelings.
- You answered this?
- Yeah, of course, I did this whole test.
- Okay.
You'll be shown a series of faces.
Select the emotion of each face.
Respond as quickly
and accurately as possible.
Oh, no. Okay.
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
I don't know. He's mad.
No. Angry. I think.
Oh! Sad?
No, that's sad.
Can I go back to the other one?
I hate this game. Oh, my God.
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
Fear. Sad. Fear.
I'm definitely a competitive person.
And timed things, I hate.
Like, once I know there's a clock,
I start freaking out and stressing out.
You should see me play Heads up!
It's wild and I just start screaming.
You will be shown a series of numbers.
Use the number pad
to repeat the numbers
in the same order they're shown. Oh, no.
Six, one, nine.
Four, seven, three.
Six, nine, one
Four, seven, three?
Three, nine, two.
Three, nine, two. (BLEEPING)
I stopped remembering.
- Three, nine
- I don't know.
I don't even remember the first number.
(BLEEP) this test. I'm not
doing this anymore. This is crazy.
I even went to home school.
I didn't have tests in high school.
(SLURPING)
The results are in.
You have emotional awareness,
negativity bias.
KHLOÉ: Planning, I'm a 93 percent.
- Memory, 81 percent.
- That is very true.
Yeah. (BLEEP) yeah.
Resilience, I'm a one percent?
Get the (BLEEP) out of here.
You go through
what I go through in my lifetime
and see how the (BLEEP) you handle it.
Do you know how much shit I've been
through and I'm able to bounce back?
But you might not be processing.
Someone said to me once,
they were like,
"You have to have a breakdown
to have a breakthrough sometimes."
There's a part of me that thinks she
puts it all to the side
to just be strong and not deal.
I don't know about this so far.
I don't know
that she's completely processing
everything that happens to her
so that she could then
really move on from certain situations.
You're very strong but at the same time
I think that you wanna be too strong.
Yeah. What's wrong with that?
You don't process things
and then they sit with you,
you know what I mean, like
- You are a very strong person.
- But this says
that I'm not.
It says I'm not resilient.
That is such
a disrespectful thing to say.
Yes, I know.
And you have overcome a lot of things.
I'm (BLEEP) the photo of resilience.
Like, what are you talking about?
You (BLEEP) your own resilience,
I am so (BLEEP) resilient.
- Are you okay?
- This stresses me out actually.
You want to talk about my stress?
It's from here.
- Okay. We could be done with it.
- I don't know. I don't like timed tests.
Okay? C'mon, Pyro.
Let's get outta here.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
KOURTNEY: Do we think it's hot?
Should we go check?
(BOTH LAUGH)
- It is, right?
- Yeah, feel it.
Tell me if it's hotter than
(BOTH LAUGH)
You're the only person
that I think would not throw me in.
BARKER: Mm-mm. I wouldn't.
Travis and I love a little escape
out of Calabasas.
I think my mom's gonna be here
in ten minutes.
(KOURTNEY LAUGHING)
You don't even know where it hurts.
- No, it's not up there.
- It's down here.
- KOURTNEY: It's at the bottom.
- It's down here.
KOURTNEY: I think
it's just not gonna stop hurting
until, like, someone twists me in half.
(BARKER SPEAKING)
Corey and I are looking forward
to dinner with Travis and Kourtney.
Hello?
But they are nowhere to be found.
So, I'm sure
they're making out somewhere.
Kourt?
-(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
-(CHUCKLES)
KRIS: I'm starving.
I'm gonna sit down and eat my taco
and wait for the little lovebirds.
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
We just can't control ourselves.
I don't know
how else to explain it.
- BARKER: Mm.
- Okay. Let's go.
COREY: What's up, man?
- KRIS: Hi.
- Hi.
COREY: Was that to get ready
for your grand entrance?
Did you announce me?
COREY: (LAUGHS) You announced you.
And introducing Hi, Kourt.
- BARKER: We just heard you, baby.
- You would know.
Do you guys wanna eat
our tacos and sit down?
I put mine in your microwave
that I didn't know you had
for like ten seconds.
Well, it's the only house
that I have a microwave in.
I know. Congratulations.
Were you here all day?
- Yeah, we got here
- Two days ago?
Yeah.
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah. I sent you a photo.
Oh. Maybe I was drinking.
Y'all having adult time here is like
Dude, this morning I did
all the dishes completely butt-naked.
You did the dishes naked?
Not a one thing on.
Just because you don't Is this
'Cause at home, we have six kids,
and we don't
- Get to do that.
- You know, we sleep with clothes on.
All the neighbors in Palm Springs,
go to Kourtney's house.
(WHISPERS) She's naked.
I knew you guys were coming
to film and I was like,
I can't have a million dishes
in the sink.
So, I happened to be naked
when I was walking by
and I just did the dishes.
- So, when we're alone
- COREY: Y'all are living.
- BARKER: Mm-hmm.
- That's a good life y'all living.
What is happening
with the scrambled egg?
We don't know.
We haven't gotten an answer yet.
Same.
DOCTOR: Oh, my gosh, I am happy.
That is exactly,
precisely what we wanted to see.
So, after eight months
of our IVF journey,
we took a break
and wanted to try things naturally.
Me and Travis are doing the wildest
cleanse right now. We started.
No sex, no caffeine,
- no working out
- What does sex have to do with it?
It feels really good to me
- to do this kind of process that
- Yes.
KIM: Yeah, doing it naturally.
The doctors had told us
that we still had some
really good-looking follicles.
And that it was
the best they had seen.
Everyone involved,
including our natural doctors,
felt we should give it one more shot
with an IVF retrieval.
And, so we did one final egg retrieval
and we are just waiting
on the genetic testing results,
but it has made it to an embryo.
- So y'all are waiting on the calls.
- BARKER: Mm-hmm.
It's all, everything's all good
and better than it's ever been.
We're just waiting on the testing.
KRIS: Wait, what does that say
on your forehead?
Where?
COREY: Family, loyal
KOURTNEY: Regret.
(KOURTNEY AND BARKER LAUGH)
What's it say? Family
COREY: Family?
BOTH: Loyalty, respect.
I have his tattoos memorized.
- Do you still have your tattoo?
- Marked it. I do.
Yep!
In those days,
they called it a tramp stamp.
But, um, I think, I'm a little
too mature for a tramp stamp.
- PRODUCER: Yeah, you are.
- But I I have one!
Babe, I need you
to take notes from Kourt.
KRIS: Okay!
I'm gonna do the dishes naked.
- Drink margaritas
- KOURTNEY: I'm gonna make you a
- and get in the hot tub.
- COREY: We can stay.
KRIS: How's that? It's National
Margarita Day. It's on, babe.
Come on, take off your clothes.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Yes, waiting for my sister.
Have a seat.
We can call for her.
Perfect. Thank you!
Today is the day
that I'm going to get my brain scanned,
and I am ready to tell this doctor
that I am so (BLEEP) resilient,
he won't even know
what to do with me.
And I don't believe
that part of the quiz is accurate.
Sorry.
- KENDALL: Hey, hey, how are you?
- Hello! Hello!
- KENDALL: Nice to see you!
- Nice to see you!
- This is Pyro.
- Hi!
- Hi, I'm Khloé.
- Hi, Khloé!
- Hi.
- KHLOÉ: Nice to meet you.
- Daniel, so nice to meet you.
- KENDALL: Sit down here, baby.
You excited for today?
- I am.
- KENDALL: I've been talking it up.
I'm a little annoyed with the test
I took yesterday, but that's okay.
- KENDALL: She took the online test
- I saw.
and she is annoyed
with her results.
No, just one section,
the resilience part,
'cause I think you need
an explanation of my, my life history.
And you're gonna say,
"You are like Teflon."
I am resilient.
MAN: So, this is the easy part.
You get to just lay down and rest.
Sit here first and lay back.
All the way to the back.
- All right. You ready?
- Yes.
Here we go.
Scan has started.
Getting an MRI on your brain
is not fun.
It's incredibly claustrophobic
but this is a breeze
and it's sort of relaxing.
And I'm just closing my eyes
and I'm relaxing.
-(PYRO BARKS)
- KENDALL: Oh (BLEEP)
Sorry, Khlo.
KHLOÉ: That's okay. You know.
MAN: Well, you did great.
You did not move at all.
- KHLOÉ: Oh, good.
- Even during that bark.
- Good.
- I'm going to back you out now.
- KENDALL: What's she looking like?
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
Like she needs me.
KENDALL: Oh. (GASPS)
Is it worse than mine?
She looks like she is more dense.
Baby.
- So
- KHLOÉ: Okay.
- How're you feeling?
- I'm good.
DANIEL: This here is a study
called SPECT.
And SPECT looks at
blood flow and activity.
It looks at how your brain works.
- KHLOÉ: Okay.
- We look at Kendall's scan.
Kendall's got a beautiful brain
on the outside.
Except, here in the front, it was hurt.
And I think that was
her snowboarding accident.
- KHLOÉ: Yeah.
- But, if we look at her emotional brain,
which is right here
- She's very active.
- Way too busy.
Which is why she can struggle
with anxiety.
Right, right.
If we look at your brain,
this is your brain.
- You hurt your brain at some point.
- I did.
Yes, I went through a car windshield
when I was 16.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Um, head first.
And I was knocked out
and I actually hit my head,
a couple times more after that.
You worry.
Yes.
And you can be anxious
and you've had trauma.
Do you see this diamond?
KHLOÉ: Yeah.
So, this often will go
with emotional trauma.
- Okay.
- DANIEL: Um
What does the diamond mean?
Emotional trauma?
- DANIEL: That's what it is.
- Okay, got it.
It's surprises me that a scan
is able to pick up on things
that are emotional
and not just physical.
Um, I have to go. I have a meeting
and I need to go pack for Milan.
I mean, if this can detect
emotional trauma as well,
buckle up, Dr. Amen,
let me know what you see.
- Bye, Khlo. Love you.
- KHLOÉ: Bye, Ken.
What are the things you struggle with?
I read your face sheet.
In the past trauma,
when you checked that box,
what were you thinking?
My dad died, um, when I was 19.
I was married for five years,
got a divorce. My ex-husband was
Did he struggle with drug abuse and
Yes, he struggled with drugs
and then
Yeah, I know. Had season tickets
to Lakers for 20 years.
- Oh, okay. So, you know, yeah.
- So
But he had a lot of trauma
and then, I think
I was exposed to a lot of trauma
being in that relationship.
My last ex-boyfriend,
um, there was a lot of cheating
while I was pregnant.
And then, he just had a baby
with somebody else
while we were together,
that I found out.
And all these things I find out about
from social media myself.
So, it's pretty traumatic.
It sounds unbelievable
that this is something
that one person has gone through.
So, how do you manage
to do so well?
I think, family.
I think 'cause we are all
doing it together,
so we have each other to lean on.
Obviously, you're very resilient
- for what you've been through.
- Thank you. (LAUGHS)
I am resilient, you stupid pop quiz.
Look at the list I just gave you.
And I'm still here thriving.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm resilient, I'm strong, I'm powerful,
I have head trauma.
We're good.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SONG PLAYING)
KIM: I'm getting all my looks together
for Milan
and I'm just so excited
that Kendall is confirmed
to walk in the Prada show,
so now we can go together.
You did it? My God, I love it.
KENDALL: I love it too.
You look so cute.
I'm so excited for you
to take a ride on Kim Air.
I know, I'm so excited to see.
Let me know if you like any snacks
because I have like, waffles
and like, I have a freezer.
So, like, I just, I live it up on there.
And then, you requested pasta,
we're gonna be in (BLEEP) Italy.
We're not gonna eat pasta
before we go to get Before
Well, then,
what are we going to eat?
They'll figure it out.
Okay, I'm in a Prada fitting now,
I'm just like, trying on the stuff
they sent, trying to figure it out.
Oh, my God. Fun!
- I love you, I'll see you Tuesday.
- What time are we leaving, still 9:30?
I think so.
Okay, I'm just gonna like,
get a spray tan and then I'll be ready.
A spray tan before my flight?
No, it's a three-hour one.
So, I sit in it for three hours
and then I shower it off.
Okay, have you seen
the cashmere seats?
You cannot get your spray tan
on my cashmere seats.
I will never, never fly with
a spray tan, if you know me at all.
I would literally rather die
than get on a plane with a spray tan.
Okay.
Kim and Kendall take Milan.
Is that like, blasphemous
to say on Hulu?
(LAUGHS)
- Is it cold in Italy? Please be cold!
- It is.
Thank God.
I'm going to sweat
in this (BLEEP) leather.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
KENDALL: I take concealing my red hair
until the show very seriously.
'Cause even the paparazzi that was
standing outside of the airport,
I don't even think he recognized me
'cause I was fully
like beanie-hoodie-glasses
and the security was like
trying to wave him off.
KIM: I love the debut of the hair.
I don't think it'll last long,
we'll see.
- Really? I think it's cute.
- Maybe like a month or two.
Yeah. It's a long time.
Not like
When special projects come up like this,
kind of makes me remember why I fell in
love with modeling in the first place.
Prada is Prada.
We all know and love it,
and to be able to be a part of
some of the most creative minds
of all times' vision,
that's a complete honor.
I'm so excited to just have
a really good meal in Italy.
Oh, my God,
the Bulgari has the best food,
by the way, like my hotel.
I love Italy, they invented pasta.
So, I will forever love them
and the food is
(SMACKS LIPS)
I'm excited.
KIM: Me too.
(UPBEAT ITALIAN SONG PLAYING)
KIM: I'll drop you off right now.
KENDALL: All right.
Perfect.
KIM: I haven't been to Milan in years.
I feel like, it's like back in the day,
when I would like, you would walk
and I would like, scream for you.
Oh, do you think that's embarrassing?
- If I clap or scream. Okay.
- Yes.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
- I never got a chance to ask you.
- Should I chill? Like, should I
- No, you can clap and be chill.
- But that screaming is
- But not that
Okay, okay. It's like embarrassing.
No, it's not Like, it's fine.
It's cute. But like, I don't know.
- KIM: But you're here to work.
- It's like a lot.
KIM: I don't want to be embarrassing.
KENDALL:
When I'm walking down a runaway,
having family there
is really, really cool.
But at the same time,
makes me just uncomfortable.
When they cheer or they do something
that's makes me cringe,
I just can't stand it.
I like being the center of attention,
so I like screaming
- to get the attention on me.
- Right.
I'm just kidding.
Well, then, in that case, scream away.
No, I'm kidding.
I want Kim cheering on the inside.
Just to you know, maybe come up
to me after and give me a big hug
and be like, "You were so cute"
or something.
But like, beyond that,
I get really uncomfortable.
KIM: Do you want me
to bring you something tonight?
'Cause I wanted to have dinner
if I could stay awake.
I wanted to try to stay awake,
I'm going to
There's a Nobu in your hotel.
KIM: I don't want to eat Nobu.
I came all the way to Milan.
You want pasta on the plane
and Nobu in Milan.
KENDALL: I know.
(UPBEAT ITALIAN SONG PLAYING)
Thank you.
KIM: Amazing.
This is my glam room.
Life is good.
I'm in this fabulous country,
I have a new boyfriend.
I'm just so grateful that Skims
is forever expanding and doing so well.
I'm still in law school.
We're about to do all the promos
for our new show.
There's just so many
amazing things coming up.
And I just feel so blessed
and grateful.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Next on The Kardashians
KRIS: I'm looking for
something relaxational for pain.
Okay.
My right hip has been driving me crazy.
Take a half.
I'm just trying to get some relief.
(LAUGHING)
Your gummy definitely kicked in.
(KIM SPEAKING)
I thought your first post
was going to be space.
Pete Davidson,
with an exclusive reveal,
the comedian is headed to outer space.
It seems like
such a scary concept to me.
KYLIE: We are shooting
for my brand new lip oils.
People love the lipple. People love
People love my nipples.
Oh, sorry, sorry. I meant lip oil.
You look so cute, I'm so excited.
Today is Prada day.
My 17-year-old self would be
very, very proud of me.
- Well, we've tried a few sessions
- I know.
and it's time to see the surgeon.
See what he says.
It makes me wanna cry.
Oh!
No, it makes me wanna cry like,
'cause it scares the shit out of me.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
Oh, my God. How sneaky! (LAUGHS)
Hi.
Hi, Mason.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
- What're you guys doing?
PRODUCER: Come on in!
We're finishing my interview.
- That's what we said.
- PRODUCER: Kourtney said it.
I said, "I think he prefers no shoes."
(LAUGHS)
- BARKER: Bye, I love you.
- I love you.
- Bye.
- I love you, Mase.
- MASON: Bye. Bye.
- Bye.