The Secret Life of the American Teenager s02e02 Episode Script

?? you want to help me out? If i help you out, you'll never learn to do this on your own.
Mom, you're gaining weight.
You're tired all the time.
Your hands and feet are swollen! How could you be pregnant at your age? I don't mind if my dad dates.
I just don't see her as stepmother material.
Jack and i are having sex for the first time.
You can't keep jack just by having sex with him.
Any possibility that she's pregnant with your baby? Nope.
I'm not comfortable with ricky hanging out In your room all the time.
He's not there for me.
He's there for john.
I want to have sex.
I just had a baby.
I just don't like that he's going away on a long trip And the two of you are at odds with each other.
You haven't been around for 16 years And now it's your business if i'm here with adrian.
I know more about her than you do.
You're absolutely sure that the vasectomy worked, right? I feel stronger than i ever have.
We just had sex.
Marshall's dead! There was a plane crash.
It was a private jet.
I'm sorry.
Mrs.
Bowman, i'm so sorry.
Thank you, adrian.
Please, come in.
Is there anything i can do? How's grace? Oh, she's not doing very well.
Not that any of us are.
Oh, honey? Adrian's here.
Let's see if grace will talk to her.
Why? It is her fault.
Tom, it isn't anyone's fault.
Grace killed him, but she is the one Who made sex look like fun.
That's why grace had sex.
And that's why dad is dead.
I'll go talk to her.
Okay? Thank you, adrian.
Don't worry, mom.
I will take care of you.
I am the man of the house now.
Oh.
Grace? Grace, it's me.
I'm sorry.
Grace, i'm sorry about your dad.
Do you want to talk? Just talk to me, grace.
Go away.
All right, grace.
But if you need someone to talk to, Call me, okay? Grace, you don't think you you don't think you killed your father, do you? You didn't kill him, grace.
You would never kill anyone.
You would never even hurt anyone.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
I can't believe you would do this to this family.
He didn't do this to this family.
I did.
- No- - So just go home.
I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to anybody.
Just get out.
w w w .
b i e r d o p j e .
c o m This is george.
George.
Amy? Anne? It's me, george.
Kathleen.
Oh, hi, kathleen.
I was gonna call you, but i don't know what to say.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I need some help.
George, My parents aren't here and marshall has no family.
And well i need you to do something for me, If you would.
Anything.
And i mean that.
Anything.
I guess you heard about dr.
Bowman? I did.
Mom and i wanted to go by to see grace and her family This morning, take something by to them, But i had to drop john off.
Maybe we should go over there after school.
How am i gonna do that? I have to go to work.
Right.
Yeah.
And you have to go to work.
Are you staring at my breasts again? No.
No, i'm sad.
I'm looking down because i am down.
- I'm sad.
- You are disgusting.
If you don't want me to look at you- If you don't want every guy in this school to look at you, Then why do you dress like that? Because i want to.
That's kind of hard to argue with.
But why do you want to? Why do you want to do what? Nothing.
- Did you hear about grace's dad? - Yeah.
We should call her.
Or take something over for the family.
Or send flowers or something.
I think my mom and i are going by there tonight If ricky can babysit, and i don't know if he can Since he'll probably want to go over there, too.
I can babysit.
- No, i don't think so.
- Why not? Ben, you've never been alone with john.
Alice and henry will come by.
- No.
- We can babysit.
Yeah, i'd love to babysit.
Then you could go over for all three of us.
I'm just not that good with death.
You don't need to go over there.
I need to go over there.
Grace made it possible for me to keep the baby By finding me a job, And she totally supported me when i came back to school.
I have to.
I want to go.
The three of us could go.
We should.
The three of us, as friends.
Uh, if ricky can babysit.
I'm still here.
The four of us can go.
Our driver can take us.
No, i can't.
I don't want to.
I don't really want to go, either, So i'll just stay with madison.
And if you don't need us to babysit- You don't really think you could handle a baby for a couple of hours? Not really.
But i do think ben could.
- Really? - Yeah, i do.
Thanks, lauren.
- I have to get to class.
- I can babysit.
Let me do it.
Not with me and my mom both out of the house, ben.
I love you, most of the time, But you can't babysit john.
Not yet.
And i- I don't mean to hurt your feelings by saying that.
You're really good at holding him, But you've never even changed his diaper.
So thanks for offering, But really, ricky can help.
John is his responsibility.
I'll see you later, okay? - How was she? - Terrible.
She thinks it's all her fault for some reason.
- What? - That's what she's thinking- That she killed her own father.
But tom feels that even though grace killed him, It's my fault.
- How could it be your fault? - I don't know.
How could it be anyone's fault? It was a plane crash.
I didn't cause it.
Neither did grace.
Why would she think that? Because she had sex.
Her dad told her she and jack needed to wait, And apparently they didn't.
- What? - I told her she wasn't ready.
I knew she wasn't ready, but she did it anyway.
And that caused the plane to crash? Grace is superstitious.
You mean religious, don't you? Grace had sex? Yep.
Hi, adrian, ricky.
Hi.
Sorry to interrupt, But, ricky, could you come over tonight And watch john so i can go to grace's house? she doesn't want to see anyone.
I went over on my way to school.
My mom and i want to go by.
Just for a few minutes.
No.
I just said she doesn't want to see anyone.
My father was married to grace's mother.
Uh-Huh.
Listen, i know you think you're an adult Now that you're a mother, but you're not.
So stop acting like you're older and wiser than anyone else.
Who says mrs.
Bowman and grace and tom Want you and your mother over there? I'll take care of grace, okay? She's my friend.
She's my best friend.
She's my friend, too.
And i want to see her.
So could you watch john? I guess.
Yeah.
Are you going over there, to grace's house? We're not married.
I don't have to tell you what my plans are.
Yet i have to tell you what my plans are Every time i need to go somewhere.
- Around 7? - Yeah.
What are you doing here? Why aren't you with grace? She doesn't want me there and i didn't feel like being home alone.
What am i gonna do? We made love for the first time last night, And it was great.
She was great.
- She's a wild woman.
- Don't tell me about that.
I don't want to know about that.
- About you and grace.
- That's part of it.
She had a good time.
She really did.
That's what's making it all the worse.
She thinks she committed a sin And that god's punishing her.
She thinks she killed her father.
And of course, i helped kill her father.
- Did her father know? - No, but god knew.
God knows i have sex, too.
My dad's still alive.
So sex and death- The two things are not connected.
Yeah, i know that and you know that, But now that the idea's in her head, I don't think she's ever going to be the same.
I don't know what to do.
What should i do? Don't ask me.
Ask your dad.
I haven't even told him yet.
- It's all over the news.
- About the sex.
I didn't tell him grace and i did anything.
I don't think grace would want him to know.
Could you go over there? What am i gonna do? Talk to her.
Just talk to her.
She won't talk to me.
This is why i never sleep with virgins.
Just too much responsibility.
You slept with amy.
Yeah, and you see what happened? At least you didn't kill anybody.
Snap out of it.
The two things are not related.
Listen to me, do not go to the dark side on this.
Don't.
If you let grace believe the two of you Killed her father by having sex, it's over.
She'll never be the same.
And it'll be over between the two of you forever.
I know that.
I don't have anyone else i can ask.
I don't know, kathleen.
I've never had to do anything like this before.
- I can't.
I just can't.
- Oh, i- I understand.
George, please.
Oh, no, i wasn't saying i wouldn't.
I was just saying- Just meet him at the airport.
All right.
I'll, uh, take one of the trucks from the store.
Save you a couple of bucks.
Someone from the funeral home will meet you there.
They'll handle all of that.
Oh, all right.
- I was just trying to- - I know.
Thank you.
So the funeral arrangements have been made already? Yeah.
He left a will.
And he left instructions for everything.
He planned everything.
Said he wanted a happy, uplifting service celebrating his life.
That's not gonna be too easy.
Especially if there's no alcohol.
It wouldn't be easy no matter what.
No, it wouldn't.
But you let me know if there's anything i can do That would make it easier.
If you would just meet him.
How's tom? Better than grace.
I don't think she's ever going to get over this.
Oh.
What am i going to do, george? What am i going to do without him? Marshall bowman was the best man I have ever known.
Oh, sorry.
?? Thank you.
They're beautiful.
Sorry about the phone call last night.
yeah.
I just- I didn't know how to tell you.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
We're gonna have a baby.
- Yep.
- That's unbelievable.
Yeah.
Look, i really didn't expect for this to happen, And i know you didn't, either.
You know, it kind of took me by surprise, Especially since we've been so careful.
That's the thing about sex.
Babies aren't necessarily A thousand percent preventable.
No, they're not.
- So - so.
How's the divorce coming? Slowly.
Want to get married? Before i'm divorced? I think that's illegal.
I don't care.
You know, i won't break.
I might.
It's kind of scary, isn't it? Eh, i like scary.
We'll be fine.
I'm gonna be adaddy.
Are you sure you're okay with this? Am i okay with this? You're not, are you? No! I am.
It's just, it's new.
It's new for me.
And it's a surprise.
A big surprise.
A really big, wonderful surprise.
I don't know how this happened.
Doesn't matter.
I love you.
You've never said that to me before.
You don't have to say that just because i'm pregnant.
I feel guilty on so many levels, I can't even tell you.
I'm a grown woman.
I just went through An unplanned pregnancy with my daughter, And now i'm going through the same thing and it's- It's not the right time for this.
This isn't fair to you.
Hey, i'm not a life's-Not-Fair Kind of guy.
You know that.
Life's a challenge, but i think we're up to it.
You do? I love you.
Me, too.
I love you, too.
Grace, honey.
You should get up.
Take a shower, clean up.
It might not make you feel better, But we have people coming over And your friends are gonna want to see you.
I don't have any friends.
Oh, yes, you do, honey.
You have a lot of friends.
You'll see.
I don't want any friends.
I don't deserve any friends.
I killed my own father.
Do you really believe that? Mom, god punishes people.
Especially people who do bad things.
And what did your father do that god is punishing him? Grace, things happen in life That we just can't explain.
But i can explain this.
I committed a sin.
I had sex.
And dad told me not to.
He just told me not to yesterday morning.
And now he's not here to tell me anything ever again 'Cause what's the point? What's the point in having dad here If i'm not going to do what he tells me? So god took him away because of me.
It was an accident, grace.
There are no accidents.
No, there really are no accidents.
If i hadn't been in such a hurry to have sex, Then i wouldn't have gotten into that whole argument with him yesterday.
And if i hadn't gotten into that argument, And if i hadn't been so determined to prove him wrong Then i wouldn't have had sex.
If i hadn't had sex, then he would still be alive.
Listen to me! One has nothing to do with the other.
You didn't kill him, grace.
God is not punishing you for having sex.
You are punishing you, so stop.
Stop punishing yourself.
'Cause this is hard enough.
This is hard enough for me and for tom And for all of us.
We have to be strong, honey.
And our strength comes from our faith.
I don't know why this happened.
I don't even think there is a why.
There's not a reason, honey.
It just happened.
Haven't you heard anything that i just said? I do know why this happened and you do, too.
There is a reason.
It didn't just happen.
It's not a mystery.
I had sex, and now dad is dead.
And he had a horrible death because i had incredible sex.
It's just the way life works, and death.
I did this.
I did it.
And if i hadn't done it, if i hadn't had sex, And if i hadn't enjoyed having sex so much, Then dad would still be alive, and you know it, mom.
I can babysit.
You know i could babysit.
You don't have to come over every night if you don't want to.
I want to.
And no, you can't.
You can't babysit.
You've never been around a baby before in your life.
You can't even get that veal chop into the box.
Look, amy just doesn't want to hurt your feelings, But you're not that good at holding john.
And you've yet to change a diaper.
Baby, baby, baby.
Does this look like a baby store? Are we selling babies here? Uh, baby cow.
Veal chop.
You got a problem with veal, You're working in the wrong place.
We may need to be off tomorrow.
- Why? - For a funeral.
How do you know when it is? What funeral? Don't tell me we have a mutual deceased friend.
It's dr.
Bowman, grace's dad.
She's our friend, grace.
And so was he.
I didn't know you knew the bowmans.
He dated grace bowman for a short period of time.
Good choice.
Nice girl.
The bowmans go to my church, so we're gonna have to Flip a coin here to decide who goes.
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
I know two people who can cover for me tomorrow afternoon.
You two.
But grace and i are really close.
I need to be there to pay my respects.
Dr.
Marshall has been my family pediatrician And friend for 12 years.
He was a great man and a great doctor.
I- I didn't realize you had children.
She has three children.
- How did you know that? - I talk to her.
What is going on here? Let's not get in a fight over me.
I'm taken.
And i don't want to have to file A sexual harassment claim.
I see the way the two of you look at me.
Like that.
Sorry.
We won't look at you like that again.
But bunny, i really need to be at the funeral.
- Yeah, and so do i, so- - No, you don't.
All right, already.
One of you has to cover for me while i go to the funeral.
I don't care which one it is.
Well, i do.
But i'm gonna leave it up to the two of you.
All right, you stay here, and i'll go to the funeral.
I've been through this before, okay? I lost my mother.
Maybe i could be of some help to grace.
Maybe, maybe not.
Come on.
Ben, i'm closer to grace than you are.
I'm sorry about your mother.
But that would only make this harder for you, wouldn't it? Oh.
I get it.
You just want to go to the funeral So you can console grace.
What? You're just trying to get laid.
I can get laid anytime i want.
You're the one who can't get laid.
You know, i'd be willing to give up going to the funeral If you could, um could you help me with that? okay, i've reached a breaking point.
I can't take it.
I can't think about anything Other than having sex with amy, And i'm thinking about that So you are a man.
Congratulations.
- Well? - I don't know.
I'll think about helping you.
And you think about helping me.
Learn how to change diapers and do a few things, okay? You have no life skills.
Amy won't let me change diapers.
Stop with the "let.
" There's no "let" in a man's language.
Take initiative.
That's what makes a man a man.
- Initiative.
- Okay.
I'll tell amy that i'm babysitting tonight And that you're gonna have the night off, And that's what you and i worked out.
And if she doesn't like it, Well, then, she can stay at home with john And i'll go over to see grace.
Now you're talkin'.
Is that what people do when someone dies? People go over to their house? That seems like the last thing the family would want- A bunch of people over.
Yeah.
But the people bring food.
Lots and lots of food.
And somehow, that helps.
Let's go, amy.
I'm tired.
I just want to go and get back.
It's been a long day.
You're tired? Just wait till the baby gets here.
Then you'll be tired.
I know what it's like to have a baby.
- I've had two of them.
- I know that.
You've probably just forgotten.
It's been a while.
How'd it go with David? I think it went okay.
He's kind of excited.
"Kind of"? Just kind of? Well, he's still in shock.
I've had more time to think about it.
Where's Ricky? We have to go.
I hear you, Mom, but Ricky's not here yet, as you can see.
Well, let's just bring John over to your dad's.
I need to have a word with him anyway.
Dad's not home.
Ashley's home, but she's studying for some kind of test.
Where's your dad? She shouldn't be there by herself.
She likes being there by herself.
I don't know where Dad is.
She wouldn't tell me.
They don't tell me anything now that you and I are living together.
I was only in on their secrets before the split.
How did your father know that I was pregnant? you look pregnant? I don't look that pregnant.
Mom, you're not 15.
You can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.
Don't glamorize teen pregnancy, okay? It's not an asset to be able to hide a pregnancy.
Well, it would be in your case.
So, what are you going to tell people? I think I still have time to think about it.
What? I'm here to babysit.
- Could we have a minute? - One minute, yes.
Five minutes, no.
Thanks, Anne.
When did you start calling my mother by her first name? You always called her Mrs.
Juergens.
I don't know what she's going by.
Is she still Mrs.
Juergens, or is she taking back her maiden name? What is her maiden name? Or what's Mimsy's last name? Or will she be changing her name when she gets married? She's getting married to that David guy, right? Don't try distracting me with a bunch of questions that no one can answer.
Back to babysitting.
You're not babysitting.
I told you that.
I worked it out with Ricky.
?? You can't work it out with Ricky.
I'm the mother.
He's the father, and he said I could.
Yes, you can.
- Let's go, Amy.
- He doesn't get to decide.
Ricky doesn't get to decide.
Yeah, sometimes Ricky does get to decide.
This evening is going to be unpleasant enough without all the arguing.
- Let's go.
- Is that a party platter? - No, it's a cheese tray.
- Mom, it's a party platter.
- No, it isn't.
Let's go.
- I can't go.
Ben can't handle John.
You can't handle him.
If you could handle him, I would've accepted your offer this morning when we talked at school.
??I'm telling you now you can't handle it.
I'm not comfortable leaving just you here alone with him.
I'm sorry, but that's the way I feel.
Okay, if that's the way you feel, then my dad and his girlfriend are in the car, and I'm sure they'll be happy to come in and hang out with me.
- But I am babysitting.
- No, you're not! Amy, sooner or later, this is going to work to your advantage to have a boyfriend who wants to babysit, so just let him do it.
And he doesn't need Leo and his date to babysit him while he babysits.
Ben has been here every day since John was born.
He's going to be fine.
And if there's a problem, he can go next door to his grandpa's and to Aunt Ashley's, not to mention the fact that we are going to be five minutes away.
So let's go! I'm leaving now.
You're leaving with me.
We'll be fine-- John and me.
Go.
I don't mind if she makes the decisions for her own baby, but I make the decisions for John.
I make the decisions! I know you feel out of control, but sometimes other people make the decisions.
I made the decision tonight.
Oh.
I get it.
You're trying to be the man.
I am the man.
And I am the woman, and I can make my own decisions.
Amy! - Hello.
- Oh, hey, Dad, could you let Amy and her mother back out of the driveway? And then maybe you and Betty could come in just for a minute or two.
All right.
We'll be there.
She's just pulling out.
Okay, thanks.
But don't waste any time.
I think John's crying.
You think? You don't know? Well, get in there and find out.
Oh, good.
I can't wait to see the baby.
I love babies.
Me, too.
But I don't want to have any babies.
You okay with that? You're my baby.
You're the only baby I need.
I feel the same way, and that's why I got you this.
Oh, my gosh! Is it real? It's real.
'Cause it's okay if it's not.
It's beautiful! And you're a beautiful man.
- I love you, Betty.
- I love you, too, Leo.
It's an engagement ring, you know.
I don't care what it is.
Engagement ring, friendship ring.
Or a ring-ring.
Hello? What I'm trying to say is-- And I apologize.
I wanted to take you out tonight somewhere special, but I'm so excited, and that kind of thing seemed so clich? and Well, making out with you in the car makes me feel like I'm in high school again.
me, too.
And with the accident and Dr.
Bowman being killed-- it's just a reminder that life is short.
I want to spend whatever time I have left with you.
So, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Yes! My answer is yes! There's only one slight complication.
Okay.
You know that story I told you about? The one about how I kept coming home to that dog that wasn't so nice, the one that kept attacking me all the time? You know, the one that I thought might have rabies? - Yeah.
- Well, it's not rabies or a dog.
It's a man, and I'm still married to him, I-I think.
I mean, I haven't seen him in many, many years, but he's the reason that I became a court reporter.
I had to support myself.
Well, we'll find that dog and we'll take care of him.
Oh, Leo, you're my hero! And you know what? If you need to take this ring back and sell it so you can use the money to find that dog, then that's okay with me, 'cause I just want to be with you.
You can keep the ring.
And that's a yes? That's a yes.
Oh, Betty.
I don't know where they are, but it doesn't matter, John.
Everyone has to change a diaper for the first time.
And I'm just grateful that it's just me and you, so that if I screw up, then every-- That's very funny.
But as your mother might have told you, I'm not easily discouraged.
There we go.
- Looks like you got it.
- Hey.
Oh, you just missed it.
I, uh-- I got it right in the face.
That happens.
You got me a few times before I learned.
Betty and I want to show you something.
We're getting married.
As soon as we can find my dog.
Congratulations.
I mean that.
Welcome to the family, Betty.
Hey.
People are here.
I don't know where to put any more food.
Help me.
I need help.
You can do it.
- Just get Tammy to help you.
- I don't want Tammy to help me.
I want my sister to help me.
Well, I'm not coming out of my room.
I told you, I'm never coming out of here ever again.
So I can't help you.
Besides, I can't go down there and face all those church people, not after what I did.
Grace, I was wrong.
You did not kill Dad.
It's okay.
Yeah, I did kill him.
You're right.
I was just trying to be nice.
I'm just doing what Mom tells me to do, because we have to think of her now, not just ourselves.
You're being selfish, and you're being stupid! You know Dad is in heaven.
He's okay, even if you killed him.
He is with Jesus now.
Mom isn't.
She is with you and me and George.
I know it's hard, but you'll get through it.
Thank you for everything today, George-- for going to the airport and for going to the funeral home and for hiding in here with me.
I can't take another visitor.
Hi, Anne.
Hi, Kathleen.
- Hi.
- How you doing? Not so good.
Thanks for asking.
Well, I guess you don't really need this.
Oh, no, no, no.
Sure we do.
Thank you for bringing it.
I mean, there'll be people over here after the funeral tomorrow, so it's always good to have a thousand pieces of cheese.
I'll take it.
I didn't know.
Oh, I'm not really telling people yet.
I am sorry.
I'm so sorry, Anne.
I just wasn't expecting-- That's a bad choice of words.
I-- I have been up-- I have been up all night.
I am sorry.
Please forgive me.
This is totally inappropriate, but I just can't stop.
Okay? Okay.
I'm sorry.
So that's why I came.
After all you've done for me, I just wanted to do whatever I can do for you.
Well, you can't do anything for me.
Nobody can do anything for me.
And I don't want you to do anything for me.
We both got what we deserved.
You had sex and you got pregnant.
I had sex and I killed my father.
I was punished more than you were, though, I guess, 'cause I knew better than you did, and I enjoyed it more than you enjoyed it.
John is not a punishment for anything.
I'm very sorry for your loss, Grace.
You ever think that I might want to tell David? Did you? You don't think at this point you have to tell anyone, do you? - What, are you jealous? - You know I'm not.
I'm very happing living next door to you and Amy.
I'm very happy with just Ashley and me in the house.
- Thanks.
- Oh, come on, honey.
You know I love you and John.
I even love you.
Just not like I did.
I'm over it, Anne.
I'm-- I'm over it.
You go have a baby with your boyfriend, and I hope the two of you will be very happy together.
And I hope that you'll be very happy with Never mind.
I'm not even going to say it.
I saw the way that you were touching her.
It hasn't been 24 hours.
You love her.
You've always loved her.
Come in.
- How'd you know it was me? - How could I not know? I can see over there.
So what do you want? I'm studying.
Anything I can help you with? The GED.
You're too young to take the GED, aren't you? Yeah, but I want to be ready in case I hate high school as much as I think I'm going to.
So, Ben, what do you need? Diapers.
I can't find the diapers.
Or maybe we're out of diapers? I don't know.
I figured you'd have some over here.
Yeah.
They're under the bed.
- Which bed? - Amy's bed.
She keeps them there so she doesn't have to go all the way into the baby's room during the night.
I think John needs to sleep in his own room.
Is that because Ricky's in Amy's room all the time with the baby? Yes, it is.
And so you're jealous.
Okay, are you jealous because you and Amy just started having sex, or because you still haven't had sex? Ashley, that's very personal, and I don't think Amy would want me to discuss that with you.
- So you're not.
- No, we're not.
I'm just asking for my dad.
He wanted me to find out for him.
You left the baby! You left John all alone with your dad and that Betty woman? Yeah, I did, and I'm sure he's fine with them.
??He's probably better off being left with them than with me.
But I left him with you.
I knew I shouldn't have left him with you.
I thought you were out of diapers.
The room's slightly disorganized.
Big deal.
I don't exactly have time to do a lot of housekeeping.
And I'm not out of diapers.
They're under my bed.
I know that.
Ashley told me that.
I just thought you were out of diapers, and that's why I came over here.
I don't even know that woman-- that Betty.
And she looks like a hooker.
Yeah, well, I might be getting a hooker soon if we don't have some sort of contact in the near future.
You are being a little too pushy here, Ben.
Pushy? We made out more when you were pregnant.
Yeah.
Because if we'd had sex when I was pregnant, I couldn't get pregnant on top of being pregnant.
But now that I'm not pregnant and now that I've been through childbirth, believe me, Ben, I will not be having sex for a very, very long time.
That's all you think about-- sex.
'Cause you have nothing else to do.
And when you do have something to do, like babysit, you bail and come over here to hang out with Ashley.
- Let's go.
- One second.
Kiss me, Amy.
- Ben - Kiss me.
Just one kiss.
I'm sorry.
I've missed that.
I've missed kissing you.
But I don't want to do anything more than kiss.
And if you want more than that, Ben, then you're going to have to go somewhere else.
Because I can't.
I-- I just can't.
And I don't want to.
Oh, man! Oh, that was - Yeah.
- Oh, I needed that.
I've been thinking about death all day.
Wow, I still can't believe Dr.
Bowman's-- not with us anymore.
Yeah.
He was a nice guy.
He was good at talking to people, even me.
She thinks she killed him.
Grace.
She thinks when she and Jack had sex, that she killed him.
I know.
Jack told me.
But she'll get past that, don't you think? I don't know.
I don't know if she'll get past it any time soon.
- I told her not to do it.
- Yeah, I know.
But now you gotta tell her it's okay that she did do it.
You have to convince her.
- She won't even talk to me.
- She's got to talk to someone.
Well, maybe you should talk to her.
No.
This is your area of expertise-- not having any guilt about sex.
You take this one.
Well, are you going to the funeral? Yeah.
I know Amy wants to go, but she got to go over there tonight.
No, you should go.
You knew him better than Amy, and I want you there with me.
I'll try.
Don't forget.
I got a kid now.
Jeez, I still can't believe it.
I'm tired.
I don't know how people do it.
How does anyone have sex and have a baby? Yeah, well, I'm sure I wouldn't know.
- Oh, come here.
Don't get jealous.
- I can't help it.
I am jealous.
I'm jealous that you spend so much time with Amy.
With John, not Amy.
You know her mom's pregnant? - What? - Yeah.
She and George? Who? Me.
Come on.
I don't know.
I think she has a boyfriend.
And I thought my family was messed up.
What? What do you want? Go inside.
I want to talk to Ricky, again.
- Why? - I said go inside.
Good night.
I had a nice time.
See you at school.
Hey, I'm home.
Been a busy night.
Ben dropped over, then Amy.
Then they had a big fight about not having sex.
- So they're not having sex? - Nope.
I asked him.
All right.
Thanks.
It's just she's looking like she's having sex.
I don't know what that's about.
That's just her thinking that she's a woman now.
Well, as long as she's a woman not having sex, I'm okay with that.
- Bad day? - Yeah.
I've been doing awful stuff for Kathleen.
I had to identify the body.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You know, Ash-- life is short.
We should enjoy it.
I feel like buying a big RV and hanging the Harley off the back of it, and the two of us just taking off, you know? Driving across the country.
We'll get a dog.
We can bring the dog.
Now that we're free, we should act free, be free.
Did you see Mom over at the Bowmans'? Yep.
Dad, I'm so sorry about the baby, about Mom and David and the baby.
You sure there's no chance that it's your baby? No.
No.
Your mom had me fixed.
You know that.
Okay.
And, uh, did she go with you when you were fixed? I don't remember.
It was very traumatic.
You're doing that thing.
- What thing? - That-- That thing that you do with your mouth when you're lying.
- What are you talking about? - Did you, or did you not get fixed? See? You did it again! Well, it's 'cause you're making me self-conscious! Oh, Dad.
Please no.
No.
Okay.
Here are the boundaries: He can come over when I'm not here, but not weeknights, no school nights.
You should be studying and so should he.
And no drinking, no drugs.
I don't drink or do drugs.
I like that about you, Adrian.
I do.
But tell me.
How is it you never got into drinking and drugs, hmm? What kept you from doing that? Well, I always thought that one day I would meet my father, and we would have a conversation like this, and, well, he would ask me if I drink or do drugs, and I wanted to be able to look him right in the eye and say, "No, I don't.
" No drinking, no drugs and no lying.
I'm not lying.
Not about the drinking and drugs.
I got a feeling the story wasn't quite true.
Okay, one, I don't have money to buy alcohol or drugs, not even the cheapest alcohol or drugs.
I'd rather have new clothes if I had any money to spend.
Or makeup.
Yeah, I like makeup.
And two, I like to be stone-cold sober when I have sex.
I don't want to make any mistakes, I don't want to make any bad choices or forget to take care of myself.
- Too much information? - No, no.
It's just that, um, we're still new at this dad-daughter thing, and these conversations aren't easy for me.
But these are things we need to talk about.
You and Ricky having sex in the house Maybe the car wasn't the worst idea.
That was a joke.
I'm just really uncomfortable with your having sex with your boyfriend in the house when I'm in the house.
So, here's the thing: I know I'm not divorced yet, but I was wondering what you would think if I asked your mother if it'd be okay if the three of us got a house together.
And she can rent this place out until we see how it goes.
A house? R-Really? We could move to a house? Well, we have to ask your mom, but-- Thank you, Dad! Thank you! Thank you for even trying to make us a family! thank you, thank you! With being a family, there are going to be some boundaries.
But a house will give us a little bit more privacy and, at the same time, it'll give us a place to be together.
I love you.
I love you, too, Adrian.
You're not even going to look at me, Grace? I'm sorry about your dad, but you know it had nothing to do with us.
Grace, I am so sorry.
And I know it's a shock, and I feel terrible for you and your family, but we didn't do it.
He didn't die because you and I had sex.
Yes, he did.
Don't.
Don't pull away from me now, Grace.
I love you.
I've always loved you.
Well, just stop loving me, okay? I don't want you to love me, and I don't love you anymore, and I'm never, ever going to have sex with you again.
So why don't you just go to Adrian or Shawna or all the other girls you had sex with that I don't know about! Go have sex with them!