Tom and Jerry in New York (2021) s02e02 Episode Script
Too Much Monkey Business/Doggie Championship/Snow Day/Toots the Terrible
1
[theme music playing]
[shrieks]
We hope you enjoyed your stay
at the Royal Gate Hotel.
[exclaims]
Where are you going?
You work here.
That mouse!
Keep him out like your job
depends on it.
[whooshing]
[camera shutter clicking]
Oh, my gosh.
The Rick Royce?
Let me take your coat.
I love you so much.
Biggest fan.
Welcome to
the Royal G-- [gasps]
-You have
the prettiest teeth.
-[chimes]
Well, if it isn't the famous
rock star, Rick Royce.
Normally we're delighted
to host celebrities here
at the Royal Gate Hotel.
But it seems to me
the last time you stayed here,
you left an expensive
amount of damage.
[sighs] We all make mistakes.
Fair enough.
But it wasn't me, mate.
It was me monkey.
Yeah, he used to be
a real troublemaker,
but he completed
his behavior training,
and now he's
a perfect gentleman,
he is.
[softly] Just don't let him
near any bananas.
Bananas make him go,
you know, bananas.
Ugh! Well, we'll
book you for the night
and see how it goes.
And Thomas will do
his level best
to keep every banana
in the building
under lock and key.
Thanks, mate.
The boss said you'd keep
Barbells company
while I rest up
for me gig.
[yawns]
[Rick snoring]
[sighs]
[knocking on door]
[chattering excitedly]
[inhales and exhales]
[exhales]
[chattering]
[panting]
[shrieks]
[burps]
[shrieks]
[whooshing]
[chattering]
[screams]
[chattering]
-[electricity crackling]
-[screams]
[screams]
[gasps] Tom!
We hope you enjoyed your stay
at the Royal Gate Hotel.
[exclaims excitedly]
[laughing]
[theme music playing]
[racy instrumental music]
[shrieks]
[instrumental music playing]
Don't look so confused.
I'm just training
for the Doggie Championship.
That's where dogs from all over
gather to see
who's the World's Best Dog.
There's a bunch of big events,
like jumping the fence,
catching the disk.
Burying the bone.
And last but not least,
tail wagging competition.
8.5 seconds.
That's a personal best.
I gotta win.
This year's champion
gets a year's supply
of T-bone steaks.
Gotta run through the
course again.
I bet I can still
shave off time.
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
[yells]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow!
You numbskulls.
Now I can't compete
in the Doggie Championship.
No, you're not getting away
that easy.
You guys got me knocked out
of the contest.
That means you're on the hook
to help me win anyways.
[laughing]
I don't care if you don't like
the costume.
It's got to be a dog to enter,
so get used to it.
We've only got 24 hours
to turn you into
the Best Dog in the World.
Let's get to work.
For the first event,
you'll have to sit, pant
and play dead.
Got it?
Now, sit.
[disgusted sigh] Sit!
You're supposed to be a dog.
Good. Now pant.
-[meows]
-[laughs]
No! Put your lungs into it.
Pant!
[panting]
Play dead!
[choking]
[dramatic music playing]
It's a dog championship,
not a Broadway audition.
In the next competition,
every dog has to catch
a disk in his mouth.
Think you can do that?
What do you mean, "No?"
What kind of attitude is that?
Get out there and catch this
or else
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
Okay, good try.
Here's another one.
Just catch it.
I said, "Catch it,"
not "Eat it."
[burps]
It's hopeless.
There's no way this'll work.
There goes my year
of T-bone steaks.
[racy instrumental music]
[shrieks]
That's it. That's the answer.
[male announcer] Welcome to
the Doggie Championship,
where dogs from
around the globe
compete to be the world's
primo pooch.
Now remember, as long as
Tom is chasing you,
he's the greatest dog
in the world.
But if he ain't, he ain't.
So when the race starts,
just make sure
he keeps chasing you.
Got it?
[announcer] And now get ready
for the first event.
Destroying the couch.
[whistles]
On your bark, set, go!
[dramatic music playing]
[announcer] The winner is
Tom, the Dog.
[audience applauding]
The next event:
Knocking over the trash cans.
Go!
[shrieks]
[clanging]
Once again,
the winner is Tom, the Dog.
Who's a good boy, eh folks?
And now it's time for:
Digging up the flower garden.
[comical instrumental
music playing]
Go!
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
Great Dane in the morning.
We have a counterfeit
canine on our hands.
Tom, the Dog
is really a pussycat.
-Clearly, this little kitty
is disqualified.
-[crowd booing]
What have I done?
He's dead meat out there.
Sprain or no sprain.
I can't let this stand.
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
[announcer] A latecomer
has taken the field.
And he's running the course
in record time.
The rest of the pack
are eating his dust.
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
What a catch!
Folks, we have a new
Doggie Championship winner.
One for the record books.
Well, we all worked together
in this, and that's rare.
Just like this big juicy steak.
I say we divide it
in three equal shares.
[comical instrumental
music playing]
Looks like we went
from the thrill of victory,
to the agony of the meat.
Come back here!
Wake up to the awesome side ♪
Of ground and trees
All dressed in white ♪
It's snow ♪
Snow ♪
Grab my scarf
And mittens, too ♪
It's cold outside
But much to do ♪
In snow ♪
Snow ♪
There's something going on
The world is covered in white ♪
Let's build a snowman
And start a snowball fight ♪
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Come on, come on
Let's play ♪
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Haven't got all day ♪
[screams]
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Falling from the sky ♪
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Let's start
A snowball fight ♪
[laughs]
[clank]
[coughs]
[whooshing]
[thunder rumbling]
[coughs]
It's time to head home ♪
Everything is still okay ♪
Thank you for the snow ♪
It brought such joy
On this cold day ♪
[thunder rumbling]
[Toodles] Tom,
you really know how
to make a girl feel special.
Finally, a date
with just the two of us.
You, me,
and an overpriced latte.
[crunching]
Tom! Ugh!
[groans]
Lattes are for guests only.
Tom, this is
the last straw.
It's just one more
romantic evening ruined.
I just don't understand
the appeal of chasing
after dirty rodents.
I'm going
to come over tomorrow
and you're going to show me
what's so special
about catching mice.
Okay. I'm ready
for our mouse hunt.
I've got mousetraps,
a net, night vision goggles.
[laughing]
I did some research.
It seems mice will use
air vents to escape.
[gasps]
Tom, you found me!
I've been lost in
those cushions for days.
[horn blares]
Loud noises can
disrupt their balance
and make
catching them easy.
You want to show me
a better way to catch mice?
Okay.
Tom, wait,
it's too dangerous.
Wow. Catching mice is fun.
I guess I understand
why you like it so much.
Let's do it again.
Are you ready?
Now run.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
[grunts]
Hi-yah!
Gotcha!
That was easy.
I'm feeling generous.
You get a second chance.
I thought I hated water.
This is fun. Wanna go again?
[elevator dings]
Phew! That's a lot of stairs.
Three for three!
Well, I'm gonna
let you go again,
but I think you owe me one
right now, yes?
Wow, Tom,
I just realized that
I've been having
all the fun catching Jerry,
and haven't given you
much of a chance.
Would you like a turn?
Oops! He got away.
Tom, I can't
keep this up all day.
You've got to go after him.
[elevator dings]
[crashing]
I'm afraid
I haven't seen him.
He's not out here.
[object shatters]
I knew I learned
from the best.
[kisses]
Tom, we've earned
a night out.
There's always tomorrow.
[theme music playing]
[theme music playing]
[shrieks]
We hope you enjoyed your stay
at the Royal Gate Hotel.
[exclaims]
Where are you going?
You work here.
That mouse!
Keep him out like your job
depends on it.
[whooshing]
[camera shutter clicking]
Oh, my gosh.
The Rick Royce?
Let me take your coat.
I love you so much.
Biggest fan.
Welcome to
the Royal G-- [gasps]
-You have
the prettiest teeth.
-[chimes]
Well, if it isn't the famous
rock star, Rick Royce.
Normally we're delighted
to host celebrities here
at the Royal Gate Hotel.
But it seems to me
the last time you stayed here,
you left an expensive
amount of damage.
[sighs] We all make mistakes.
Fair enough.
But it wasn't me, mate.
It was me monkey.
Yeah, he used to be
a real troublemaker,
but he completed
his behavior training,
and now he's
a perfect gentleman,
he is.
[softly] Just don't let him
near any bananas.
Bananas make him go,
you know, bananas.
Ugh! Well, we'll
book you for the night
and see how it goes.
And Thomas will do
his level best
to keep every banana
in the building
under lock and key.
Thanks, mate.
The boss said you'd keep
Barbells company
while I rest up
for me gig.
[yawns]
[Rick snoring]
[sighs]
[knocking on door]
[chattering excitedly]
[inhales and exhales]
[exhales]
[chattering]
[panting]
[shrieks]
[burps]
[shrieks]
[whooshing]
[chattering]
[screams]
[chattering]
-[electricity crackling]
-[screams]
[screams]
[gasps] Tom!
We hope you enjoyed your stay
at the Royal Gate Hotel.
[exclaims excitedly]
[laughing]
[theme music playing]
[racy instrumental music]
[shrieks]
[instrumental music playing]
Don't look so confused.
I'm just training
for the Doggie Championship.
That's where dogs from all over
gather to see
who's the World's Best Dog.
There's a bunch of big events,
like jumping the fence,
catching the disk.
Burying the bone.
And last but not least,
tail wagging competition.
8.5 seconds.
That's a personal best.
I gotta win.
This year's champion
gets a year's supply
of T-bone steaks.
Gotta run through the
course again.
I bet I can still
shave off time.
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
[yells]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow!
You numbskulls.
Now I can't compete
in the Doggie Championship.
No, you're not getting away
that easy.
You guys got me knocked out
of the contest.
That means you're on the hook
to help me win anyways.
[laughing]
I don't care if you don't like
the costume.
It's got to be a dog to enter,
so get used to it.
We've only got 24 hours
to turn you into
the Best Dog in the World.
Let's get to work.
For the first event,
you'll have to sit, pant
and play dead.
Got it?
Now, sit.
[disgusted sigh] Sit!
You're supposed to be a dog.
Good. Now pant.
-[meows]
-[laughs]
No! Put your lungs into it.
Pant!
[panting]
Play dead!
[choking]
[dramatic music playing]
It's a dog championship,
not a Broadway audition.
In the next competition,
every dog has to catch
a disk in his mouth.
Think you can do that?
What do you mean, "No?"
What kind of attitude is that?
Get out there and catch this
or else
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
Okay, good try.
Here's another one.
Just catch it.
I said, "Catch it,"
not "Eat it."
[burps]
It's hopeless.
There's no way this'll work.
There goes my year
of T-bone steaks.
[racy instrumental music]
[shrieks]
That's it. That's the answer.
[male announcer] Welcome to
the Doggie Championship,
where dogs from
around the globe
compete to be the world's
primo pooch.
Now remember, as long as
Tom is chasing you,
he's the greatest dog
in the world.
But if he ain't, he ain't.
So when the race starts,
just make sure
he keeps chasing you.
Got it?
[announcer] And now get ready
for the first event.
Destroying the couch.
[whistles]
On your bark, set, go!
[dramatic music playing]
[announcer] The winner is
Tom, the Dog.
[audience applauding]
The next event:
Knocking over the trash cans.
Go!
[shrieks]
[clanging]
Once again,
the winner is Tom, the Dog.
Who's a good boy, eh folks?
And now it's time for:
Digging up the flower garden.
[comical instrumental
music playing]
Go!
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
Great Dane in the morning.
We have a counterfeit
canine on our hands.
Tom, the Dog
is really a pussycat.
-Clearly, this little kitty
is disqualified.
-[crowd booing]
What have I done?
He's dead meat out there.
Sprain or no sprain.
I can't let this stand.
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
[announcer] A latecomer
has taken the field.
And he's running the course
in record time.
The rest of the pack
are eating his dust.
[amusing instrumental
music playing]
What a catch!
Folks, we have a new
Doggie Championship winner.
One for the record books.
Well, we all worked together
in this, and that's rare.
Just like this big juicy steak.
I say we divide it
in three equal shares.
[comical instrumental
music playing]
Looks like we went
from the thrill of victory,
to the agony of the meat.
Come back here!
Wake up to the awesome side ♪
Of ground and trees
All dressed in white ♪
It's snow ♪
Snow ♪
Grab my scarf
And mittens, too ♪
It's cold outside
But much to do ♪
In snow ♪
Snow ♪
There's something going on
The world is covered in white ♪
Let's build a snowman
And start a snowball fight ♪
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Come on, come on
Let's play ♪
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Haven't got all day ♪
[screams]
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Falling from the sky ♪
Snow, whoa-oh-whoa ♪
Let's start
A snowball fight ♪
[laughs]
[clank]
[coughs]
[whooshing]
[thunder rumbling]
[coughs]
It's time to head home ♪
Everything is still okay ♪
Thank you for the snow ♪
It brought such joy
On this cold day ♪
[thunder rumbling]
[Toodles] Tom,
you really know how
to make a girl feel special.
Finally, a date
with just the two of us.
You, me,
and an overpriced latte.
[crunching]
Tom! Ugh!
[groans]
Lattes are for guests only.
Tom, this is
the last straw.
It's just one more
romantic evening ruined.
I just don't understand
the appeal of chasing
after dirty rodents.
I'm going
to come over tomorrow
and you're going to show me
what's so special
about catching mice.
Okay. I'm ready
for our mouse hunt.
I've got mousetraps,
a net, night vision goggles.
[laughing]
I did some research.
It seems mice will use
air vents to escape.
[gasps]
Tom, you found me!
I've been lost in
those cushions for days.
[horn blares]
Loud noises can
disrupt their balance
and make
catching them easy.
You want to show me
a better way to catch mice?
Okay.
Tom, wait,
it's too dangerous.
Wow. Catching mice is fun.
I guess I understand
why you like it so much.
Let's do it again.
Are you ready?
Now run.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
[grunts]
Hi-yah!
Gotcha!
That was easy.
I'm feeling generous.
You get a second chance.
I thought I hated water.
This is fun. Wanna go again?
[elevator dings]
Phew! That's a lot of stairs.
Three for three!
Well, I'm gonna
let you go again,
but I think you owe me one
right now, yes?
Wow, Tom,
I just realized that
I've been having
all the fun catching Jerry,
and haven't given you
much of a chance.
Would you like a turn?
Oops! He got away.
Tom, I can't
keep this up all day.
You've got to go after him.
[elevator dings]
[crashing]
I'm afraid
I haven't seen him.
He's not out here.
[object shatters]
I knew I learned
from the best.
[kisses]
Tom, we've earned
a night out.
There's always tomorrow.
[theme music playing]