Ultimate Spider-Man (2011) s02e02 Episode Script

I'm Peter Parker, and as shocking as it may seem, I'm Spider-Man.
Shocking.
Get it? And this guy over here that's Electro.
Ah! Electro, blasting parking meters for the change? I don't know whether to laugh at you, or to laugh at you.
You'll roast for that, Spider-Man.
Whatever, outlet-man.
Back when I was solo, I used to tangle with the big "E" all the time.
I thought he was dangerous.
Now, after all my S.
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training, crooks like sparky sparkplug here lose their, well, spark.
Here, check these out.
This is when I short circuited him in a puddle of water, trapped him in a light bulb, made fun of his star-faced mask.
That one was fun.
No offense, "E", but I calls them like I sees them.
Daily Bugle communications brings you the news up close and personal.
As CEO of Daily Bugle communications, I, J.
Jonah Jameson, am proud to announce our new global satellite system.
Great, Jameson's going global.
This state-of-the-art data screen will send our message to the four corners of this planet, showing the world what New Yorkers have known for years.
So listen up.
Spider-Man is a menace! And now for the taser web "coup de grace", whatever that means.
Uh, where did he go? He disappeared.
Electro got away, but parking meters all over the city are once again safe thanks to your friendly neighborhood Okay, the final dungeon.
Almost have the high score.
- Hello.
- I need complete focus.
Shh.
I'm trying to listen to this online lecture.
Oh! How is that a penalty? That ref is evil, like dr.
Doom evil.
Am I alone here? It's so crowded in this house lately.
The need for digital space has become very real.
All this tech-ing is getting in the way of any real talking.
Could be a problem when we need to work as a team.
My lecture.
- My zen.
- My dragon eggs.
Good evening, New York.
Do I have your attention? The name is Electro 2.
0, and I have taken control of the electricity of New York city.
All of it, everywhere, mine thanks to Spider-Man.
I've become hyper-charged, and you've got 24 hours to give me all your money.
If you don't, I will send this city back into the dark ages permanently.
I'm sorry.
Did he say, "thanks to Spider-Man"? Oh, now you're listening.
2x02 - Electro This can't be happening.
It's the fourth quarter! "Thanks to Spider-Man"? The computer, the phone, everything that uses power is out.
It appears our expensive tools have been turned into simple stones.
Thanks to Spider-Man? We need light.
Danny, can you use your fist? Hm, I've never used it just for light.
It's peaceful in its own beautiful way.
- How did Electro get so powerful? - Yeah, and why was he thanking you? I already told you.
I was and he just and you got suit up.
Turn the light off.
Let us never speak of this again.
Oh, come on.
Start.
Go, cycle.
Go.
Spidey cycle, assemble.
All the trains and taxis are out of commission.
- The city is shut down.
- We better tell Webs.
Do we have to? Okay, we're not looking at this right.
Maybe no power is a good thing.
I mean, what did people do before electricity? Ow! What's the matter? I thought you were supposed to be strong.
Quit squirming.
You're throwing off my balance.
- Can't you just swing us? - Yeah, if I had my old web shooters, but my new S.
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ones run on AC/DC.
Great, we can't contact S.
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, and we can't use any of our equipment.
It forces one to reexamine the meaning of life.
Focus, people.
We need to adapt and overcome.
Only one way we're going to get across town.
We have to go old school.
You people need to lose some weight.
Don't look at me.
Tiger's been eating all the snickerdoodles.
Ow.
Ow, ow.
Boo! Spider-Man! Super-charge this! Bugle is right.
Hey, come on.
Haven't any of you heard of a book? Jeez, lose a little wi-fi and this town goes nuts.
We're going to get pummeled.
Let's kick things into Nova gear.
Slow down.
Nova, slow down.
I can't.
It's not me.
Slow down! No, stop! - Ow.
- You nearly killed us.
Uh, no, the angry mob nearly killed us.
I rescued us, so you're welcome.
Actually, it was What now? - Excusez-moi.
- Batroc the Leaper? We don't have time for this.
Here we go.
Leap.
Merci.
I'll take that.
Hey! Uh-oh, what is this? It's the end of your late-night Oh, right, no power.
En garde.
Missed me.
Yah! Get off me.
What happened to communication, people? We're making rookie mistakes here.
We're acting like Electro unplugged our brains.
Like we need to be lectured from the guy who hyper-charged Electro.
Last time, I didn't help ouch! Really? That's just wasteful.
And painful.
Au revoir, heroes.
Leap! Guys, under here.
Things are getting out of control.
We gotta find Electro fast.
Found him.
That truck can wait.
Come on, guys.
Follow me.
Hey.
Bingo.
We're taking the tram.
And the power's still out, obviously.
- Nova! - Going downtown.
Spider-Man, ready for round two? - Uh, whoa.
- It's going to happen again! Whoa.
Hey, where are you going? Brace for impact.
Looks like that hurt.
Or did it? My life is so action-packed and fast-paced, you blink, you miss out.
Observe.
I'm not called the ultimate Spider-Man for nothing.
Show-off.
Hey, I thought you said this dude was a second-tier bad guy.
He was.
He must've upped his game.
Good, he doesn't know we're here.
Though I have been known to be wrong sometimes.
Who's driving those trucks? Hint his name rhymes with "smellectro.
" He must be giving off some sort of energy field.
It's turning anything that runs on electricity into a weapon.
We better huh? What's the score? How much time's left on the clock? Power Man, this is not the time Hey, Nova, you got a bus to catch.
I got it.
Okay, everybody off.
Last stop.
What? Someone is raiding my castle? Oh, ain't gonna happen, not while I'm the king.
Don't you think the fate of New York is more important than Whoa, look at the price on that.
You need to check your priorities, Tiger.
It's fourth and You're welcome.
If we weren't already getting blinker beat with all these Electronic distractions, I would totally make that my new screensaver.
And there's nobody inside it.
I have to give it up to you, Electro.
You've changed.
Surprised, Spider-Man? Change is good.
How's he doing all this? Contact with the screen triggered his electrons into a hypo-hyper-flux quantum wave state, allowing him to be everywhere at once.
That can be the only This power was in me, but my body was holding it all back.
Back back pain backgammon baby back ribs.
Weirdo.
Thanks to you, Spider-Man, I'm the king of New York.
This guy's a dim bulb.
He has all these crazy hookups, and he's out robbing ATMs? If I was him, I'd be frying open the vaults - at the biggest banks on Wall Street.
- Nova.
Now, that's a thought.
Is your helmet on too tight? You just told him to rob the federal reserve.
Follow if you dare.
Follow your heart follow the bouncing ball follow-follow-follow.
- Uh-oh.
- Come on! Are your web shooters still down? Don't you have some kind of spider net you can throw over this clown? Web shooters down? Whoa! Deal with this, Spider-Man.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Seriously, Nova, you've got to learn to shut Up? The crane's about to fall.
What do I do here? Shoot them at each other.
- What? - Point your web shooters at each other.
Claws, please.
Unbelievable.
I can do anything.
Anything anything goes anything you can do, I can do better.
Say anything.
There, in the vault.
Wait.
Wait a sec.
We've been running in circles all night.
We've got to do some communicating.
Whether it's a football game or a video game, we've all been focusing on the wrong things.
We're not acting like a team.
Huh? Sorry, I missed it.
I was thinking about a video game.
Joking.
Jeez.
I was just seeing if you guys were paying attention.
Yeah, good one.
Now, did anyone see or notice anything about Electro we can use? Did you hear the weird way he was talking? Yes, it seems the more he becomes plugged in, the more unfocused he's becoming.
- Sort of like us tonight.
- Plugged in.
Got it.
Nova, you still have that video game on you? Now? Seriously? You just said we need to pay more attention to Oh, you have a plan.
Yoo-hoo.
Not too quick, are you? Exactly where are you going to put all that gold, in a bank? What a doof.
Why take gold, when you could easily hook into those new satellites on top of the Bugle, and just take over the world grid? Oops, I did it again.
Didn't I? Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Man about town.
Downtown.
Town coat.
- Yes! - Yes! It's obvious to this reporter that Electro is in cahoots with Spider-Man.
This blackout is just a ploy designed to stop me from going global with the truth.
My babies! I can see it.
I can feel it all.
It's all mine! Systems all over the world I can reload back.
Back back backpacking.
I have done it.
Me, Batroc, I have pulled off the crime of the century.
Kneel before my true power.
Excusez-moi.
Did I pronounce that right? I take Spanish in school.
Nuh-uh.
Now, that's what I call teamwork.
I'll get his attention.
Stick to the plan.
I have no time for you, Spider-Man.
You're nothing but an insignificant bug.
Bug bug bite bug eyes bug out! I'm plugged into the system, man.
I can turn off cars, cause planes to fly blind, shut down every computer across the world.
Now, bow down before the king.
The king? Jeez, I though Jameson was a blowhard.
The king's gotta keep an eye on a lot of things.
No offense, Electro, but you don't have that kind of brain power.
I have the power.
If there's one thing I have, it's power.
Whoa.
You can fight me, but you can't take us all on.
Hey, Electro, say cheese.
Electro, get out of my playlist.
I was wondering when you'd show yourself.
So I could do this.
Yes, our plan will work.
The more he splits, the less control he has.
This is what you get for making me miss my game.
Excellent.
Whoa, maybe we overdid it.
No way, man.
It's just right.
Power play.
Hey, sparky, how you holding up? You think you're so so so so sewing circle circle the wagons.
I'm Electro.
I can't can't can't sleep, can't dance, can't stop.
Can't stop! Can't stop! All those systems under your control, you're stretched too thin.
Yes, no.
Grilled cheese.
Wedgy.
One on one.
Once upon a time there was a Hippo platypus baby goggles Parapet.
Mouse pickle.
The victim of an ultimate multitasking takedown.
Lesson to be learned with all this modern convenience at our fingertips, nothing can replace a little face time.
Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Good leadership, bro.
- Ow.
- Yeah, good job.
Ow.
So, anything good on the huh? - Hot.
Fire hot.
- Fire engine.
- The flaming lips.
- Hot bug.
- Fire pants.
- Web nerd.
- The amazing zeros.
Red and blue boy.
Hey, Parker, check it out.
You've just been own-dizzled, old style.
Who would've thought making fun of you would've been such an awesome team-building exercise.
Better than being ignored.
I guess.
Hang on.
Let me charge my phone.
Electricity's overrated anyway.
Right? Right?