Angry Kid (1999) s02e03 Episode Script
I Spy
DAD: Right.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with C.
Shouldrt you be watching the road instead of playing stupid games? You're the one who was complaining about having nothing to do.
- Cobblers.
- I beg your pardon? Begins with C.
You know, shoes and stuff.
- No.
- Is it cunt-stubble? - What! - You know, like a policeman.
- No.
- Oh, well.
- Is it cars? - Yep, that's it, cars.
Well done.
- Your turn.
- Right.
Okay.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with T.
- Hmm, er, telegraph poles? - No.
- Trees? Trucks? Tarmac? - No.
No.
No.
Is it inside or outside the car? Inside.
Do you want a clue? Okay, then.
It's another name for the person who's driving.
I'm not sure I understand what you're on about.
Well, at first I was thinking it could be "tosser"! And then I thought "twat" or "tit-brain" or "turd-burger".
Why are we stopping?
I spy with my little eye something beginning with C.
Shouldrt you be watching the road instead of playing stupid games? You're the one who was complaining about having nothing to do.
- Cobblers.
- I beg your pardon? Begins with C.
You know, shoes and stuff.
- No.
- Is it cunt-stubble? - What! - You know, like a policeman.
- No.
- Oh, well.
- Is it cars? - Yep, that's it, cars.
Well done.
- Your turn.
- Right.
Okay.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with T.
- Hmm, er, telegraph poles? - No.
- Trees? Trucks? Tarmac? - No.
No.
No.
Is it inside or outside the car? Inside.
Do you want a clue? Okay, then.
It's another name for the person who's driving.
I'm not sure I understand what you're on about.
Well, at first I was thinking it could be "tosser"! And then I thought "twat" or "tit-brain" or "turd-burger".
Why are we stopping?