Austin and Ally s02e03 Episode Script

Wow.
Austin and Brooke's date is sure taking a long time.
Oh! Here they come.
Act like we're not watching them.
We're not.
Austin, I had a lot of fun today.
I made this scrapbook of our time together.
Here's a napkin from our first date, a mini-golf scorecard from our second date.
And a crouton from the salad we just finished.
Want to hang out Friday? Uh I was supposed to hang out with Dez, but sure.
Aw.
Hey guys.
Okay, enough boring love stuff.
I've got some big news.
Austin, what's something you've asked for since I became your manager? To play Times Square on New Year's Eve? Close.
I'm gonna get you on the cover of "Cheetah Beat!" Whoa! That's huge.
Both: What up! They have this hot new celeb issue where they profile a rising star.
Every hot new celeb becomes a superstar.
Beyonce, Adele, Ryan Gosling Do you remember Jim Futch? - No, who's he? - Exactly.
You don't remember him because he wasn't a hot new celeb.
If you fill out this questionnaire, I know I can get them to pick you.
Sweet! Name? ( Scoffs ) Easy.
It's gonna take a lot more than that to stump Austin Moon.
Oops.
Too many O's.
It's not a quiz.
They want to know what your life is like.
Oh.
Well, I like playing music, hanging with my friends Boring! It has to sound unique and exciting.
Look.
Emma Stone races cars through the streets of Romania! Jack Black teaches sign language to grizzly bears! Well, Austin Moon collects grizzly bears.
It's teddy bears.
I'll just fill this out for you.
I'm used to making myself seem more impressive.
How do you think I got my job as a lifeguard? ( Chuckles ) I can't even swim.
( Theme music playing ) When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
You're my point, you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together on every billboard.
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
Ally helps a customer.
Always gives correct change.
Puts the headphones in the bag.
And says "have a nice day".
She's got the Sonic Boom blues.
You're really bored aren't you? Yep.
Little bit.
Austin, I've been on the phone all morning with "Cheetah Beat.
" They're sending over their top reporter to interview you.
- Whoa! - Awesome! They must have loved that questionnaire you filled out for me.
Oh, and if she asks you're a 10th degree black belt in Kung Fu, you swim with sharks, race motorcycles, and a bunch of other crazy stuff I can't remember.
( Laughs ) You shouldn't have lied.
Being cool isn't about doing crazy exciting things.
It's those special qualities you have deep down that make you cool.
Yeah, that sounds like something an uncool person would say.
All you have to do to get the cover is impress Megan Simms.
She's the most powerful reporter in the biz.
Omg! Austin Moon.
It's really you.
( Camera clicks ) Not now, kid.
We're waiting for a reporter from "Cheetah Beat.
" I am the reporter.
Megan Simms.
But you're like, five.
I'm 10.
And I don't usually get starstruck, but I am Freaking! And I'm having trouble breathing.
Oh, you must be Ally.
- Oh! - Austin's songwriter.
You are like the most epic girl Ever.
( Chuckles ) Thank you, Megan.
You guys hear that? Most epic girl Ever.
So let's get the interview started.
There's no interview.
I'm here to see Austin do all the fun stuff he wrote about.
All: What?! You want the cover, don't you? I'm young, but I'm powerful.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a tinkle.
I can't believe I have to do all that stuff you just made up.
Like being a Kung Fu expert.
Well, it's not like I said you can break boards with your bare hands.
Oh wait.
I did.
Austin, the secret is to visualize your hand going through the board.
It's a piece of cake.
Hi-yah! Aah! ( Whimpering ) Why did you say I know Kung Fu? Because I don't know how to spell Jujitsu.
Besides, I didn't think you'd actually have to do all this stuff.
Just tell Megan the truth.
You don't have to lie to be on the cover of "Cheetah Beat.
" Just be yourself.
This isn't just about the cover anymore.
If Austin doesn't go through with all this crazy stuff, Megan will expose him for being a huge liar.
That could ruin my career.
Not to mention your reputation in the Kung Fu circuit.
I so cannot believe Austin Moon is gonna break wood with his bare hands.
Neither can he.
Megan ( Camera clicks ) We're not really supposed to use martial arts unless we're attacked.
And this wood hasn't attacked me.
So I'm not gonna fight it.
You're totes hilar.
But for reals, break it! ( Exhales ) Hi-yah! Woo! Ha ha! Whoa! ( Yelps ) I mean I meant to do that.
That was awesome! Now try breaking a cinder block.
( Stammering ) I'm sure Austin would, but too bad we don't have any.
Cinder block coming through.
Uh I've already shown Megan that I clearly know Kung Fu.
Wouldn't want to show off.
Do it.
Do it! Yeah.
Do it.
Do it.
( Exhales ) Hi-yah! Austin: ( Whimpers ) I don't know what happened.
Usually I can break those no problem.
Aw, did you hurt your hand? If only there was a way you could have avoided punching concrete.
Oh wait, there was.
It's called not lying.
There's a cool motorcycle.
Where do you keep your motorcycles? A pic of you on your bike would be great for the cover.
That is his motorcycle.
Right.
Yeah.
- It's one of his favorites.
- I mean, it's right here.
- It's so convenient.
- Very nice bike.
You look so cool on that bike.
That's cool with a "K.
" even cooler! ( Camera clicking ) Uh, Austin? A scary biker.
Ooh, good idea.
Okay, Megan.
We're done taking pictures.
Nice bike.
( Engine revving ) Austin! That lady's stealing your motorcycle.
Oh, no! Do something Austin.
Stop, you thief? Call the police.
Right.
I got this.
We should definitely call the police.
Beep boop boop.
Hello, police? Bye, police.
I can't believe you actually called the police.
It's the least I can do.
I know how much your pretend motorcycle meant to you.
You've already Kung Fu'd, called the cops, and it's not even lunchtime! Speaking of, now I get to see you eat your special lunch.
My special lunch? Yeah.
You remember what you wrote on the questionnaire.
You're on a high protein insect diet.
- What?! - Don't blame me.
It was Dez's idea.
I eat insects?! I mean I eat insects.
Mmm.
Too bad I left my lunch at home and don't have Insects coming through! Crickets, low in fat, high in antennae.
I can't believe you really eat bugs.
( Camera clicks ) That's so disgust.
It's not so bad.
Dez put them in spaghetti.
Those are worms.
You know, I'm really not that hungry right now.
Eat it! ( Chewing, crunching ) ( Chuckles ) Ewe.
That was awesome! You are totes a hot new celeb.
I'm gonna go call my editor.
( Gasping ) You hear that, Austin? You're a hot new celeb! Fingers crossed for the cover.
By the way, are you gonna eat the rest of these? ( Chewing, crunching ) I'm just glad she's leaving.
I can't do any more of this stuff.
Guys, my editor wants me to see you do more of this stuff.
I'm staying the whole weekend! The whole weekend? That is totes hilar.
Sleepovers are so fun! Yeah! So much fun.
Oh, look, Austin.
Twinsies.
What up? I brought stuffed animals.
Who wants what? Aw, that's sweet, Megan.
But we've all outgrown Dibs on the purple porcupine.
- You want to help me finish my fort? - Do I?! This is a nightmare.
We wouldn't even be in this mess if it wasn't for you.
If you want to get on the cover of "Cheetah Beat", you gotta suck it up for the weekend.
Besides, it's not like you had anything else better to do.
I was gonna go on a date with Brooke tonight.
Scrapbook girl? ( Chuckles ) Like I said, it's not like you had anything else better to do.
Ally? You know what the best part of tonight is? Getting to hang out with you.
- Really? - Both: Really? Really? My friends and I think it is so epic that you write all of Austin's songs.
You're like so smart, and pretty, and talented.
Aw.
That is so sweet.
I'm just being myself.
Completely honest.
Well, it's getting pretty late.
Maybe we should all go to sleep.
Go to sleep? In the questionnaire, Austin said you stay up all night jamming.
Huh.
I wonder why I would write that since everyone knows how cranky I get when I'm tired.
All right.
Okay.
I'll play one song.
Ally and Megan: Yay! - Just one.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm a little butterfly.
Spread my colorful wings.
Even though I'm small and frail.
I can do most anything.
Butterfly.
Play it again! All: Oh! Not again! That was the 100th time.
It's morning now.
Aren't you tired? Why did you even bring a sleeping bag if you weren't gonna sleep? I know, right? ( Screaming ) ( Hyperventilating ) I just had the worst nightmare.
We were hanging out with this 10-year-old girl and she just wouldn't leave us alone.
Good morning, Angel.
Sorry for canceling last night.
I'd hang out tonight, but I gotta work again.
You're not just blowing me off to do something more fun, are you? I've been up all night.
I had to floss crickets out of my teeth! Trust me.
I'm not having any fun.
I'll text you later.
Last night was the best! I can't wait for tonight's party.
- Party? - Huh? Right.
Every Saturday Austin throws an awesome theme party.
What's tonight's theme? Uh Uh.
Tonight's theme is uh uh Glow in the dark! Totes fantast! Have fun putting that together, Trish.
Megan and I are gonna Go extreme paint balling! I like the sound of that.
I like the sound of that too.
Paint balling.
P-p-p-p-paint-ball-ing.
I'm supposed to pull this off all my myself? - Get Ally to help you.
- Oh.
Where is she anyway? She went to go throw her trash away like 20 minutes ago and fell asleep.
( Dance music playing ) Hi, Ally.
( Camera clicks ) Hey, everybody.
How was extreme paintball? Extremely painful.
Especially when you're playing with a 10-year-old sharpshooter.
I never saw her coming.
It's like she was everywhere.
Hey, here comes Austin's new European supermodel girlfriend.
Enjoying the party? ( With accent ) Austin Moon my boyfriend.
I had to hire her because I told "Cheetah Beat", you were dating a European supermodel.
How many things did you make up in that questionnaire? Not that I'm complaining.
Hi, I'm Megan.
What's your name? Austin Moon my boyfriend.
You don't understand a word any of us are saying, do you? ( Laughing ) Austin Moon my boyfriend.
( Camera clicks ) Austin Moon my boyfriend.
That's European model.
My girlfriend.
Time to play some music.
( Cheering ) ( Pop music playing ) Oh oh oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh.
Maybe I shouldn't have lied.
I was in over my head.
All the games that I played.
Just played me instead.
Please forgive me.
I'm trying to forget.
I was too busy fronting.
How dumb can I get? Oh oh oh.
So busted.
Oh oh oh.
I messed it.
Up up up.
Gonna tell you what what what.
I'm gonna dance like a freak on the pier tonight.
Sing the wrong words into the mic.
'Cause that's just who I am.
That's just who I am.
I won't care if they laugh at me.
If I lose my grip on gravity.
I'm doing the best I can.
'Cause that's just who I that's just who I am.
( Cheering ) Austin! That's awkward.
I thought you weren't blowing me off to do fun stuff.
Brooke This isn't what it looks like.
It's not a really awesome party that you didn't invite me to? Okay, it's exactly what it looks like, but I can explain everything.
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
Except for that.
- Go go go go! - Hurry up! Where'd you guys go? We just got up early.
Didn't want to miss saying good-bye.
So, good-bye.
We packed for you.
This has been the best weekend Ever.
Austin, you are totes making the cover.
- We did it? - Yes! - Woo-hoo! - Lying's still bad.
I'm gonna give you a shout-out in the article too, Ally.
You are such an amaze song writer.
How'd you come up with that new song? Like I do all my songs.
Austin and I sit at the piano, toss around some ideas, and see what sounds good.
Oh.
That's it? I thought it would be more interesting.
Well, bye.
- Bye.
- See you.
Miss you already.
Megan, wait! What do you mean more interesting? Just that you write all those epic songs.
I thought maybe you did exciting things to get inspired.
Oh.
We do exciting things.
Ally, what are you doing? What kind of exciting things? Oh, you know.
Like Go to the top of the highest bridge in Miami and look at the city lights.
And? And Then we bungee jump off the bridge.
Awesome! That's the picture I want for the cover.
Why don't you all go bungee jumping today? Oh, I don't know.
Do it! Ally, why did you say that? We were so close.
She was out the door.
I'm sorry.
I panicked.
I didn't want to let her down.
Well, now we're all going down a giant bridge with a rope tied around us.
Thanks, Ally.
I can't believe we're going bungee jumping today.
You know, a wise woman once said, "being cool isn't about doing crazy exciting things.
It's those special qualities" I know what I said.
Then why'd you even say bungee jumping in the first place? Because.
Megan and her friends all look up to me.
And I didn't want to disappoint them.
And I love the word "bungee.
" We don't have to go through with this.
I'll call Megan and tell her we aren't gonna bungee jump.
Rather lose the cover than see you so scared.
You'd give up your first national magazine cover for me? You're more important to me than all of that.
That's really sweet, Austin.
But this one's my lie.
And the only way to make it not a lie is to through with it.
Well, I'm still bungee jumping with you.
You know what they say, "if your friend jumps off a bridge, you should too.
" I don't think that's what they say.
Anyway, how bad can it really be? Okay, this is bad.
Really really bad.
- Totally bad.
- This is bad.
I can't believe our parents signed permission slips for this.
I'm gonna go down to the ground so I can snap pics of the jump.
Wow.
That's far down.
You guys are crazy.
With a "K"! What's she doing here? Do you how hard it is to fire someone doesn't speak English? You're fired! Austin Moon my boyfriend.
I don't know if I can go through with this.
Hold my hand.
We'll jump together.
Give me a second to think about it.
Take all the time you need.
Austin! Why didn't you tell me you had a supermodel girlfriend? Time's up.
Let's jump! Both: Whoa! - Austin: Woo-hoo-hoo! - This is the coolest thing ever.
Cool with a "K"! Woo! Austin Moon my boyfriend.
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
Trish, take my hand.
We'll jump together.
Eh.
That's okay.
Ah! Trish: I'm gonna puke! I can't do it! I'm going to call my mom to come pick me up! I got it! I'll never find my phone.
Could somebody call it? Forget it, it's on vibrate.
It's the same price as a normal slice of pizza.
- Yeah.
- But it's so weird.
Guess who's on the cover of "Cheetah Beat"? Oh, awesome! Ally even made it in the background.
Well, it's not my best photo, but hey, I made the cover of "Cheetah Beat"! Yeah.
I'm just glad all that lying is done.
I never want to do that again.
And I never want to see Megan again.
If I have to spend one more minute with that Hello, Angel.
Hi, BFFs.
I had so much fun, I decided to hang out with you this weekend too.
All: What? So, who's ready to hang? Uh, can't today.
Astronaut training.
Me either.
Flying to Italy for pizza.
Oh, I have to go feed my - Mermaid.
- I honestly Have no plans.
We get to hang? I am Freaking! Me too.