Bunnicula (2016) s02e03 Episode Script
Indistinguishable from Magic
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[shrieks]
[laughs]
[Dad]
You pets are uncontrollable!
[all groan]
I've had it up to here with you!
Well, about here.
But it's above the belly button,
and that's not cool!
Harold, you chewed my slippers.
[whimpers]
You clogged the plumbing
with your cat hair.
-And Bunnicula!
-Me?
I can't believe you chewed a hole
in the wall to hide your carrots in!
If this behavior doesn't stop soon,
I'm gonna go from here to about here.
And you don't wanna see
what I look like around here.
It's pretty gross!
We're being framed, guys.
Yeah.
I didn't chew those slippers.
I'm into high-tops.
And my fur's not orange!
I bet this is something
supernatural again.
I'm gonna say "Yeti."
Yes? No? Who's with me?
I'm with you, neighbor dude.
I'm Patches.
I'm a weredude.
Patches?
What are you doing here?
I live here now.
You what?
Come on in!
Mi casa is your home.
No. Our home is our home.
Oh, let me see. Let me see!
Pretty cool, right?
Wow, carrots!
[slurping]
I thought you lived
in that alley across the street.
I did.
They turned the alley into
a Taco Schnitzel.
So I moved into your wall.
Why are you hoarding all these carrots?
Oh, you mean these?
These are my sticks, man.
[drums pounding]
I'm Patches, the weredude ♪
Yes, I'm back ♪
I'm a happy hairy man ♪
Who's also a cat ♪
When the moon is full
Rearranges my fat ♪
Makes the magic transformation ♪
Wherever I'm at ♪
I'm Patches!
Yeah!
Patches! You can't live here.
Well, I did dig the hole.
Yeah. And Bunnicula got blamed for it!
[Bunnicula slurps]
Oh, whatever!
And it's not just Bunnicula.
Harold and I are getting blamed
for your mess too.
I don't control the system, man.
You've gotta go somewhere else!
Well, like in that wall over there?
Maybe in that wall?
Maybe in this wall!
You mean this pot right here?
How about this one?
What about that one?
Behind the picture frame?
-What about up here?
-[Chester] No.
Like out of here!
But I can't go out anywhere tonight.
Why not?
[thunder crashes]
-[grunts]
-[all gasp]
[gags]
[gasps, then giggles]
Yeah. That's pretty much why.
[grunts]
[grunting]
[Bunnicula laughing]
You should definitely stay out
of the moonlight.
But you can't stay here either.
Watching you transform is horrifying!
A regular guy, like Mina's dad,
wouldn't be able to handle it!
Don't worry, Chester.
I'll just hide out in my hole,
and no one will know I'm here.
[grunting]
I'm sure hiding out here
is just as good.
Are you kidding me?
I don't get what the big deal is, man.
-You need to relax.
-I'll tell you what the big deal is!
Are we all talking at the same time?
I love when we all talk at one time.
I don't know what
we're talking about, but--
[Patches]
You're stressing yourself out, man.
You just need to learn
how to chill out, dude.
Hey! What's going on here?
Oh, no! I mean [meows]
A strange man in my living room,
talking to my pets?
[all gasp]
You must be the pet psychic!
[all] Huh?
You know, I was just thinking about
calling a psychic and here you are!
I'm Patches.
[meows]
Do not engage, Patches!
[Dad] So, what do you say?
Will you stick around
and fix these little monsters?
Uh
I don't know what you're talking about.
[Dad guffaws]
You are a riot, Patches!
I am glad you came.
Yeah. It's nice
when someone wants you around.
Chester.
[Dad guffaws]
Fantastic!
Let's get started then.
Patches.
Mina's Dad's fragile mind can't handle
the supernatural world!
Not sure he can handle--
[Chester scoffing]
This! What if you change
while he's around?
Yeah. Probably not worth the risk.
[Dad]
Did you need any food to help you work?
Did he say, "food?"
[gulping and slurping]
Gross!
Oh!
I thought the ice-cream and tuna
was for the cat!
You got to get into the mind
of your opponent.
The mind is in the belly.
[belches]
You're the pet psychic.
At least you'd better be.
If I found out you were something else,
I'd have to call the cops!
[all gasp]
Storm's coming.
Those storm clouds are gonna cover
the moon any second now!
We need to get you out of here!
[blowing raspberries]
Eh! What are you worried about, Chester?
[thunder rolling]
[screams]
[thunder crashes]
[gasps]
[farts]
Oh, no!
Must protect Mina's dad's fragile mind!
[Dad] Oh, Patches.
Did you do something different
with your--
[Chester howls and Dad gasps]
Ah! My gorgeous face!
[yelling] Get off me
Get off my face!
Down, Chester! Bad kitty!
You taste like the litter box!
Chester! You are uncontrollable!
You see what I mean?
Can you do anything
about this little monster?
Uncontrollable, I say!
Okay, Patches, that was way too close!
That storm's gonna hit and cover
the moon completely!
We might not be able to hide
your transformation
from Mina's dad next time.
You have to leave now!
Uh
What are you saying, Chester?
I'm saying, there is no way
you can stay here any longer!
Patches, you have to leave!
[panting]
Oh
Don't worry, Chester.
I know when I'm not wanted.
Do you?
Well, I'm out of here.
Just as soon as
I make one last sandwich.
Just as soon as I make one last pizza.
Just as soon as I make
one last turkey dinner.
Just as soon as I make one last--
[groans]
I can't.
[snores]
[Dad] What?
Patches! Did you do this?
You're as uncontrollable as the pets!
Uncontrollable!
Why are you always trying
to control everything?
What's that about?
Huh? Well, I don't know.
I guess I never looked at it
that way before.
You wanna stop trying to control
your pets
and start learning
how to understand them.
Okay, I'm willing
but I don't know how.
And I'm scared.
The path will be revealed to you,
my friend.
Here, take my paw.
[Dad]
Oh, where are we going, Patches?
Somewhere that few dare to tread,
my friend.
We're gonna take a walk
on the wild side.
[Dad] Whoa!
Whee!
[giggling]
[both laughing]
[gasps]
[Dad laughing]
Meow! Meow!
[cats meowing]
[all meowing and howling]
[all laughing]
[Chester gasps]
Oh! A-ha!
[yells]
What?
[both laughing]
You know, for a second there,
I saw you as a cat!
Yeah.
That's my inner beast.
[sighs]
Life's much better
when you're not a control freak.
Patches, you've taught me
how to embrace my wild side,
and for that, I can't thank you enough.
Hey, no problemo.
If you're interested, effective tomorrow
you can have your own room
here at The Orlock.
I could deduct your work with the pets,
for the rent!
That sounds righteous.
You've got yourself a deal.
Perfect. See you around the building.
[meowing]
Well.
Everything worked out. I guess?
Well, till I get my new digs,
looks like it's one more night
in the hole in the wall.
Toodle-oodlee-doodlee-doos.
[grunting]
[groans]
Oh, well, I guess I could just
sleep like this.
Bye for meow!
[theme music playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[shrieks]
[laughs]
[Dad]
You pets are uncontrollable!
[all groan]
I've had it up to here with you!
Well, about here.
But it's above the belly button,
and that's not cool!
Harold, you chewed my slippers.
[whimpers]
You clogged the plumbing
with your cat hair.
-And Bunnicula!
-Me?
I can't believe you chewed a hole
in the wall to hide your carrots in!
If this behavior doesn't stop soon,
I'm gonna go from here to about here.
And you don't wanna see
what I look like around here.
It's pretty gross!
We're being framed, guys.
Yeah.
I didn't chew those slippers.
I'm into high-tops.
And my fur's not orange!
I bet this is something
supernatural again.
I'm gonna say "Yeti."
Yes? No? Who's with me?
I'm with you, neighbor dude.
I'm Patches.
I'm a weredude.
Patches?
What are you doing here?
I live here now.
You what?
Come on in!
Mi casa is your home.
No. Our home is our home.
Oh, let me see. Let me see!
Pretty cool, right?
Wow, carrots!
[slurping]
I thought you lived
in that alley across the street.
I did.
They turned the alley into
a Taco Schnitzel.
So I moved into your wall.
Why are you hoarding all these carrots?
Oh, you mean these?
These are my sticks, man.
[drums pounding]
I'm Patches, the weredude ♪
Yes, I'm back ♪
I'm a happy hairy man ♪
Who's also a cat ♪
When the moon is full
Rearranges my fat ♪
Makes the magic transformation ♪
Wherever I'm at ♪
I'm Patches!
Yeah!
Patches! You can't live here.
Well, I did dig the hole.
Yeah. And Bunnicula got blamed for it!
[Bunnicula slurps]
Oh, whatever!
And it's not just Bunnicula.
Harold and I are getting blamed
for your mess too.
I don't control the system, man.
You've gotta go somewhere else!
Well, like in that wall over there?
Maybe in that wall?
Maybe in this wall!
You mean this pot right here?
How about this one?
What about that one?
Behind the picture frame?
-What about up here?
-[Chester] No.
Like out of here!
But I can't go out anywhere tonight.
Why not?
[thunder crashes]
-[grunts]
-[all gasp]
[gags]
[gasps, then giggles]
Yeah. That's pretty much why.
[grunts]
[grunting]
[Bunnicula laughing]
You should definitely stay out
of the moonlight.
But you can't stay here either.
Watching you transform is horrifying!
A regular guy, like Mina's dad,
wouldn't be able to handle it!
Don't worry, Chester.
I'll just hide out in my hole,
and no one will know I'm here.
[grunting]
I'm sure hiding out here
is just as good.
Are you kidding me?
I don't get what the big deal is, man.
-You need to relax.
-I'll tell you what the big deal is!
Are we all talking at the same time?
I love when we all talk at one time.
I don't know what
we're talking about, but--
[Patches]
You're stressing yourself out, man.
You just need to learn
how to chill out, dude.
Hey! What's going on here?
Oh, no! I mean [meows]
A strange man in my living room,
talking to my pets?
[all gasp]
You must be the pet psychic!
[all] Huh?
You know, I was just thinking about
calling a psychic and here you are!
I'm Patches.
[meows]
Do not engage, Patches!
[Dad] So, what do you say?
Will you stick around
and fix these little monsters?
Uh
I don't know what you're talking about.
[Dad guffaws]
You are a riot, Patches!
I am glad you came.
Yeah. It's nice
when someone wants you around.
Chester.
[Dad guffaws]
Fantastic!
Let's get started then.
Patches.
Mina's Dad's fragile mind can't handle
the supernatural world!
Not sure he can handle--
[Chester scoffing]
This! What if you change
while he's around?
Yeah. Probably not worth the risk.
[Dad]
Did you need any food to help you work?
Did he say, "food?"
[gulping and slurping]
Gross!
Oh!
I thought the ice-cream and tuna
was for the cat!
You got to get into the mind
of your opponent.
The mind is in the belly.
[belches]
You're the pet psychic.
At least you'd better be.
If I found out you were something else,
I'd have to call the cops!
[all gasp]
Storm's coming.
Those storm clouds are gonna cover
the moon any second now!
We need to get you out of here!
[blowing raspberries]
Eh! What are you worried about, Chester?
[thunder rolling]
[screams]
[thunder crashes]
[gasps]
[farts]
Oh, no!
Must protect Mina's dad's fragile mind!
[Dad] Oh, Patches.
Did you do something different
with your--
[Chester howls and Dad gasps]
Ah! My gorgeous face!
[yelling] Get off me
Get off my face!
Down, Chester! Bad kitty!
You taste like the litter box!
Chester! You are uncontrollable!
You see what I mean?
Can you do anything
about this little monster?
Uncontrollable, I say!
Okay, Patches, that was way too close!
That storm's gonna hit and cover
the moon completely!
We might not be able to hide
your transformation
from Mina's dad next time.
You have to leave now!
Uh
What are you saying, Chester?
I'm saying, there is no way
you can stay here any longer!
Patches, you have to leave!
[panting]
Oh
Don't worry, Chester.
I know when I'm not wanted.
Do you?
Well, I'm out of here.
Just as soon as
I make one last sandwich.
Just as soon as I make one last pizza.
Just as soon as I make
one last turkey dinner.
Just as soon as I make one last--
[groans]
I can't.
[snores]
[Dad] What?
Patches! Did you do this?
You're as uncontrollable as the pets!
Uncontrollable!
Why are you always trying
to control everything?
What's that about?
Huh? Well, I don't know.
I guess I never looked at it
that way before.
You wanna stop trying to control
your pets
and start learning
how to understand them.
Okay, I'm willing
but I don't know how.
And I'm scared.
The path will be revealed to you,
my friend.
Here, take my paw.
[Dad]
Oh, where are we going, Patches?
Somewhere that few dare to tread,
my friend.
We're gonna take a walk
on the wild side.
[Dad] Whoa!
Whee!
[giggling]
[both laughing]
[gasps]
[Dad laughing]
Meow! Meow!
[cats meowing]
[all meowing and howling]
[all laughing]
[Chester gasps]
Oh! A-ha!
[yells]
What?
[both laughing]
You know, for a second there,
I saw you as a cat!
Yeah.
That's my inner beast.
[sighs]
Life's much better
when you're not a control freak.
Patches, you've taught me
how to embrace my wild side,
and for that, I can't thank you enough.
Hey, no problemo.
If you're interested, effective tomorrow
you can have your own room
here at The Orlock.
I could deduct your work with the pets,
for the rent!
That sounds righteous.
You've got yourself a deal.
Perfect. See you around the building.
[meowing]
Well.
Everything worked out. I guess?
Well, till I get my new digs,
looks like it's one more night
in the hole in the wall.
Toodle-oodlee-doodlee-doos.
[grunting]
[groans]
Oh, well, I guess I could just
sleep like this.
Bye for meow!
[theme music playing]