Cracked s02e03 Episode Script
The Valley
Simon.
It's just me, Harry.
Don't freak out man.
Simon? Hey, man, are you OK? Oh Oh! Help! Help! HEEEEEELP! Originally Aired October 14, 2013 d I got out of bed today d Swear to god I couldn't see my face d d I got out of bed today staring at a ghost d d Oh have you seen my ghost d Seen my ghost, seen my ghost? d d Oh have you seen my ghost staring at the ground? d d Na na na na na na na Let's move.
We've got a homeless man killed sometime last night.
Uniforms on scene called it in as "Crazy on Crazy".
What's that supposed to mean? They're due for some sensitivity training.
But this is definitely one for Psych Crimes.
- Very bizarre details.
- Such as? You'll see.
- Homicide on this one? - It's a joint investigation, but there was a gang shooting on Dixie Road early this morning, multiple homicides, so this one's yours for now, but keep them in the loop when they catch up with you.
That's who found the body.
I know him.
- Is he a suspect? - Harry? I doubt it.
He's pretty harmless.
Take a good look at him.
I mean, let Leo lead, but I know.
He's got the touch.
Hey, Harry.
How are you doing, my friend? It's me.
Leo.
- Leo? - I used to see you last year, when you were hanging over by the Humber.
You living down here now? I'm just visiting.
I'm a nurse, remember? Um this is my friend Poppy.
She's a police officer.
I don't like cops.
Bleach? Yeah, the whole scene's been washed down.
There's no sign of the weapon, and the body's been staged post-mortem.
It's a complicated scene.
His throat was cut? Yeah, both the jugular vein and the carotid artery were severed.
Caligra.
Let's keep that out of the media.
Where's all the blood? These could be defensive wounds.
He struggled, knife bounced around a bit.
But then there's this.
- More defensive wounds? - Too superficial.
Defensive wounds on hands and arms in a knife fight usually cut to the bone.
These are at least a few days old, am I right? Yeah.
These injuries look older as well.
This kid has taken some serious beatings in the last few weeks.
Looks like he's been dishing 'em out too.
Can you describe what the body looked like when you found it? I don't want to talk about it.
I'm sorry, Harry, but you're gonna have to.
If you don't cooperate with the police, they're gonna start wondering why.
OK.
OK.
I was just going to see Simon and bring him back his dish.
- The victim's name was Simon? - Yeah.
Do you know his last name? Carling? Curley? Kelly.
I think it was Kelly.
So, Simon was your friend? Simon was my friend.
- So, what have we got? - What do you know? Homeless guy.
Throat cut.
Something about the whole scene being wiped clean? With bleach.
A lot of it.
Someone went to a lot of trouble to destroy evidence.
Well, we think there's more to it than that.
Look how carefully the body is posed clean shirt, all buttoned-up, as if to hide the cut.
There is something obsessive about the whole scene.
Obsessed with not getting caught.
And/or obsessed with erasing signs of violence.
Why wash the walls? It's not like we're gonna miss the guy's throat was cut.
OK.
I see why it's a psych crime.
Lucky for you.
How so? It means Detective Sergeant Black can assume the high-level responsibilities involved in a uniquely sensitive case like this.
It means I get to do the grunt work on a homeless murder while she gets back to the killings on Dixie Road.
Pretty much.
You can carry the ball for me on this? I'll keep you in the loop.
Thank you, Aidan.
You and the detective - some history there? Liette? History? Yeah.
As in not an issue.
- Obviously.
- Any luck? Think we've got an ID for our victim.
Homeless guy who found the body gave us a name.
Simon Kelly.
- That's him.
- Age 22.
Diagnosed with schizophrenia when he was 16.
In and out of hospitals ever since.
He got a record? No.
Picked up by uniforms a couple times, but taken straight to the psych ward.
Yeah, that shouldn't be in his record.
Having schizophrenia is not a crime.
- Personally, I'd like to know.
- How about the guy who found him? Harry Braxton.
We can rule him out as a suspect.
His hands and clothes are clean - of blood, anyway and it doesn't look like he's washed in a while.
How well did he know Simon Kelly? He says they were best friends - lovely guy, no enemies, no reason anyone would want to hurt him.
- Any history of violence? - Harry says he wouldn't hurt a fly.
- Huh.
- That doesn't fit with the marks on his body.
Any next of kin? His parents, Robert and Alice Kelly.
You guys keep canvassing the valley.
See if you can find anyone who knows anything.
You want to come with? You ever done a death - notification before? - At the hospital.
Well, this is a little bit different.
We're showing up out of the blue - with the worst news possible.
- And it's important to be sympathetic and supportive.
Got it.
No.
This is a murder investigation; everyone's a suspect until they're not.
Our job is to get as much information as possible without giving anything away.
Wow.
That is different.
It's kind of the opposite of sympathetic and supportive.
- Anything else I should know? - Yeah.
I'd rather take a bullet than do this.
You ready? - Robert Kelly? - Yes? My name is Detective Aidan Black.
I'm with the Metro Police.
This is Dr.
Clara Malone Simon.
Something's happened to Simon.
He wasn't a bad person.
You have to understand, he was very, very sick.
We understand, Mrs.
Kelly.
So, how did he die? We're waiting for the autopsy report before making a determination.
When was the last time you saw Simon? Never.
We never saw him.
Yeah, we haven't had contact with Simon in a couple of years.
Not our choice.
So he refused to see you? Can I ask why? He had schizophrenia, Detective.
Who knows why he did anything? He didn't want us to help him.
He didn't understand it was for his own good.
He'd he would get so angry - We should've fought harder.
- Alice.
Please, just would you let me do this? This has been extremely difficult for us.
Uh especially for my wife.
Alice cared for Simon full time when he first became ill.
And then eventually we found out that he was living on the street.
He had a case worker, but she wouldn't tell us anything.
She said it was to protect his privacy.
Well, who's protecting him now? What happened? Drugs? Or some sort of disease? He was murdered, Dad.
OK? Why do you think they're still here? Is that true? The investigation is ongoing, sir.
If I may Mind if I join you? You were, what, 12 when Simon was diagnosed? I've had a number of patients with schizophrenia.
I know how hard it is on the family.
Patients? I thought you were a cop.
- Forensic psychiatrist.
- Ah.
Ah, you want to know about Simon.
Um Textbook case.
You know, heard voices, stopped showering, yelled at lamp posts.
You know, "The ush".
Maddie, I'm not here to help Simon.
He's dead.
Then why are you here? If we can figure out what happened to your brother, maybe you and your family can get some closure.
You don't want that? I've seen what happens when a sibling develops schizophrenia.
The worse they act, the more attention they get.
Pretty soon the other kids in the family are getting nothing.
No matter how good they are, no matter how long they wait for their turn, it never comes.
Is that how you felt? You mean, am I so starved for attention to fall for your little act? I don't want to be rude, but we've been dealing with Simon on our own for years, so, you know, I think it's kind of ironic, you coming here, refusing to say how he died, and then, what, expecting me to spill my whole life story? I don't need your help, OK? My life is fine.
Did Simon get into a lot of fights? No.
He would never hurt anyone.
Who told you that? It's not true.
Tell them it's not true.
Do you know anyone who wanted to hurt Simon? Excuse me, - are you saying that he was murdered? - I'm sorry, sir, I We should have forced him to stay at home.
Why wouldn't he let me take care of him? Please, please.
OK you're going to have to give us some time.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you come back when you're prepared to tell us what happened to our son? I'm sorry for your loss.
We'll be in touch.
Whew.
Is that what it's usually like? There's no usual.
What's your take? The daughter is completely shut down.
Mom is second-guessing everything she ever did.
And the father is in a rage because he feels powerless to fix the family.
Probably made worse by the fact that they haven't - seen Simon in so long.
- They're reeling.
When someone like Simon dies, the family often feels relief as well as grief.
It's confusing, they feel guilty, and it's downhill from there.
And now it's too late.
Well, too late for Simon.
But there's still a family there.
Hey there.
Anybody home? You know the city is gonna do its annual sweep at the end of this month, clear out all the tents and shelters.
May as well keep it dry until then.
You are such a bleeding heart.
Yeah, sure, sure.
He's dead.
Two homeless men, same ravine, within a few days of each other.
You really think that's a coincidence? So they both had bruises.
Life on the street is rough.
I don't know.
It's like they suddenly took up kickboxing, then died.
The crime scenes are completely different.
Maybe the killer was interrupted before he could - clean this one up.
- What does the coroner say? Still waiting for the report on John Doe, but Simon Kelly's - been ruled a homicide.
- Hey, guys.
I made contact with a doctor I know, Alberto Sanchez.
He has a mobile unit that dispenses long-acting antipsychotics to the homeless.
Let me know how that goes.
Let's go.
How do you know this guy? I volunteered with him for a while, made sure no one was starving or freezing to death, helped bring them in if they weren't doing too well.
How well did you get to know the patients? I'm guessing giving needles isn't the best way to make friends.
Well, it wasn't just about the meds.
Sanchez, he distributes food, blankets, conversation.
You know, the biggest problem most of these folks have is loneliness.
You said the scene was cleaned? Thoroughly.
Do you know anyone who might do something like this? Everyone thinks the mentally ill are violent criminals.
Believe me, they're far more often the victims.
- Tell me about Simon.
You treated him? - Yeah.
Simon was genuinely a good guy.
All he wanted was to be well.
- What medication was he on? - Haloperidol long-acting.
It helped with the voices.
But he stopped coming in about 3 months ago.
Why? He was really frustrated with the side effects.
He said he wanted to get better without the injections, but - Only you don't without them.
- No.
Not for someone like Simon.
You didn't keep track of him after he left? I do the best I can, Detective.
The homeless are transient by definition; it's not like they leave a forwarding address.
What do you make of this? He was fighting.
- Fighting who? - Whoever he was paid to.
These young punks, they come down here and they offer my patients money, drugs, alcohol.
And then they get them to fight each other while they make videos.
I've called the police about this and nothing ever happens.
Well, something's happening now.
You got names of these kids, descriptions? I've never seen them.
All I know is that they're young and they've got money.
- Get him harder! Get him harder! - Bum fighting.
- Even the name is disgusting.
- There was a lot of talk about this a few years ago in the valley.
I never saw it firsthand.
It's mostly underground these days, but someone's still making money off it.
This is a decently slick site.
Membership's not cheap.
Get him up! - Is that him? - Yeah, that's Simon Kelly.
Do we think whoever made this could have killed him? Would they go from making fight films to making snuff films? Doesn't feel like a natural progression.
Well, let's find out.
Can you trace the website? Yeah, they're idiots.
They have a PayPal account.
I'll call E-Crimes.
Follow the money.
Yeah.
Find the parasites who are doing this crap.
I don't like these guys.
Do you recognize this man? That's gross.
Who is he? Simon Kelly.
He was murdered Two days ago I was at a charity golf tournament in Muskoka.
If you don't believe me, you can call the attorney general.
He and some judge, they made up a foursome with me and my dad.
You know, we also have proof that the PayPal account on your website was set up by your associate, Ian Sinclair.
He's in the next room, talking to one of my colleagues.
My associate? You make it sound so ominous.
Ian's my best friend.
Doesn't mean we do everything together.
Selling out your best friend? Nice.
You ever see this man before? Nope.
Who is he? John Doe for now.
He was killed 3 days ago.
You got an alibi for that timeframe? We think his injuries were a direct result of a fight that you and your associate Ian Sinclair arranged in the valley.
Now, we might only get you on conspiracy to commit assault, but believe me, when the judge finds out that it resulted in a death, you're getting maximum jail time, no parole.
No.
If you had anything on me, you'd arrest me.
And so what if I was conspiring or whatever? Who cares? He doesn't even have a name.
Do you think that maybe these hobos, I don't know, might wanna get drunk, have some fun? I mean, so what if someone gives 'em a couple of bucks and makes 'em feel like movie stars? Oh, so that's why you do it? To fulfill - their dreams of stardom? - No, no! OK, I'm not doing anything! You cops are unreal! You protect garbage like that, and then you harass tax-paying citizens like me.
Oh, you're a taxpayer now.
So, tell me, when we check your bank accounts and find evidence of income from illegal video sales, are we also going to find out that you declared it? Or should I add tax evasion to the list of charges that are mounting against you, Mr.
MacKenzie? What? His alibi checks out for the Simon Kelly murder.
I never liked him for that one anyway.
I want to get him on the John Doe.
You won't.
This just came in.
The coroner ruled it death from natural causes.
That can't be right.
Liver failure due to advanced cirrhosis.
It's done, Aidan.
The coroner has ruled.
Gotta let him go.
Can I give you a hand with that? OK.
My hands, they don't work so good.
It's the, uh, arthritis.
What the hell is that? Chickpeas.
Try 'em.
They're good for you.
Simon, man, he was always giving me stuff like this.
What else did Simon give you? He gave me all kinds of stuff.
'Cause he was going on his big trip, eh? Yeah, he gave me, uh, this.
Baseball bat.
To protect myself.
I don't I don't use it; I just carry it around.
- You say Simon was going on a trip? - Oh, yeah.
Up north.
Live in the wild.
Get away from everything.
Yeah, he gave me money too.
- He gave you money? - Yeah.
- Where'd he get the money? - Fighting.
And his mom.
His mom? Alice? Alice, yeah.
She's a good cook.
Of course, Simon wouldn't want me to tell you that.
He didn't like her coming around, he didn't like her coming around.
Was Alice here 2 nights ago, - when Simon was - I don't know, I don't know.
Can we not can we not talk about that? How are those chickpeas? They're OK.
Here you go.
I'm sorry about your friend.
Yeah.
Me too.
Mrs.
Kelly.
I'm sorry, now is not a good time.
Mrs.
Kelly, I know you've been in contact with your son.
I haven't seen Simon in years.
Can we just talk? My son is dead.
What good will talking do? Well I'm trying to find out who killed him.
Can you do me one favour and take a look at this picture? Do you recognize that dish? I'm sorry, I can't help you.
Fingerprints are a match for the broken dish at the scene.
Alice Kelly is lying about having any contact with her son.
Why? She didn't want the rest of her family to know.
Because? Her husband and daughter understood how ill Simon was.
But Alice was still hoping that he'd get better and then he could come home.
The mother is often the last one to give up on a child with schizophrenia.
Robert and Maddie wanted to know how Simon died.
Alice doesn't seem the least bit curious.
Is that normal? There is no normal.
But when we first told them, she went straight into defensive mode, as if she knew.
But didn't want to know - classic PTSD symptoms.
I don't know if you've heard, I'm a bit of an autodidact on the subject.
- Autodidact? - Word of the Day Club.
It's my new thing.
It means self-taught.
OK, so, it's possible Alice knows something about Simon's murder but is too traumatized to deal with it.
Maybe she knows who the murderer is and is trying to protect him.
Or maybe she's trying to protect herself.
She killed her own kid? He caused her a lot of pain.
He didn't mean to, but it happens.
I've seen it.
OK, so, she's trying to take care of him, he runs away.
She wants to stay connected, he won't let her.
Then he tells her he's going off his meds and heading up north and gonna live off the land.
Maybe she got angry.
Or maybe she thought she was doing him a favour.
Or maybe she just lost her mind.
Well, whatever happened, Alice Kelly is our new prime suspect.
- Uniforms brought in a parks worker.
- He find something? Yeah.
Bleach.
Is that the mother? Yeah.
Some days I hate this damn job.
This gonna take long? I'll make it as quick as I can.
Have a seat.
So, you found some empty containers of bleach.
Yeah.
Mind telling me why that gets me brought downtown? A homeless man was murdered in the valley this week.
Someone cleaned up the crime scene with bleach.
What did you find? Onelitre bottles, like 5 or 6 of 'em.
So, uh, these bums killing each other off, or what? Did you find anything else in the garbage? Clothes? I didn't really pay any attention.
I just Cop asked me if I saw anything unusual.
I figured, like you know, who needs bleach in the middle of a friggin' ravine? Do you remember the brand? Institutional stuff.
Similar to what we use on the job.
But not identical? No.
We have blue bottles.
These were white.
OK.
I'm going to have to ask you to look at some pictures.
Of bleach? Voila.
Our cleaning agent of choice.
Blytex Industrial Quality Bleach Agent.
- The parks worker is sure? - Says he is.
- Blytex.
What's with the bleach? - Some empty containers were found about a quarter-mile from the scene.
That's the same brand that they use at the hospital.
What? Alice Kelly recently went back to work as an administrator at Southwest General.
Less than 2 miles from the valley.
She has means, she has motive.
See if they're missing any bleach.
- And if they are? - File for a warrant.
Once you get all the knives from the kitchen, check the pool house.
This is ridiculous.
All right, I want you all to leave - until I speak to my lawyer.
- You're a lawyer, Mr.
Kelly.
You know how a search warrant works.
- Have you got a key for this? - We know - how difficult this is for you.
- Do you, eh? Just because my wife was in contact with my son does not make her a criminal.
The police have to investigate, Mr.
Kelly.
Investigate what? Mary Mother of God, do you think she killed him? She's the only person in the world who didn't give up on him.
What's wrong with you people Are you blind?! Detective? I might have something here.
There's blood on the back of this button.
So, you washed most of the blood out, but left just enough for us to test.
Are we going to find your son's - DNA on this shirt, Mrs.
Kelly? - You do not speak to my wife like that.
Mr.
Kelly, you can't interfere.
- Stay right here, please.
- Alice, please come over here.
Alice.
- Sir, back up, please.
- Alice, come here.
Sir.
You can't take those.
Those belong to my son.
I'm sorry.
You just confirmed this is property belonging to the victim.
They're private.
Ma'am, ma'am, relax.
You need to go sit down.
- They're private! - You need to sit down, ma'am! - No! - Now! Listen, you leave her alone.
Give me the books.
Back up, sir! - I got it.
- No you don't.
Robert! My shoulder.
Ah! It's dislocated.
I didn't mean to injure him, but he just kept struggling He assaulted a police officer.
Simon was murdered, and everyone thinks you had something to do with it because you have been lying to everyone this entire time! When are you gonna admit it, Mom? He's gone! He's been gone for years.
Um, Mr.
Kelly, I wanted to apologize to you.
I feel really terrible about what happened earlier.
You've denied me my rights long enough.
I want my call.
You might want to accept his apology.
He's the one who got your charges dropped.
I guess I'm the one who should apologize.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
You didn't.
If you'll come with me, I'll take you home.
I can do that if you want.
It's on my way.
Mr.
Kelly? Alice? Alice, are you home? Thanks very much.
Don't move.
Units are out everywhere.
No sign of her.
We confirmed the weapon.
It has Simon's blood and Alice Kelly's fingerprints all over it.
She left it in plain view.
It's as good as a confession.
So why am I not happy? Because she didn't confess; she ran.
Actually, she confessed and she ran at the same time.
Is that consistent with feeling guilty over killing your own child? Frankly, I don't know what it's consistent with.
Her behaviour doesn't make a lot of sense.
Criminals are stupid.
Grief makes you stupider.
She killed her own son.
What makes sense about that? No, the doc is right.
I mean, first she stonewalls us, then she puts the noose around her own neck? What's she trying to do? I hear we have a suspect.
- You find her yet? - No.
Units are looking.
They'll find her.
When they do, she's facing second degree.
Homicide is signing off.
Nice work.
I don't think she did it.
Oh, Aidan.
Don't do this to me.
You always do this to me.
You're overthinking it.
- It doesn't add up.
- What doesn't? - The prints, or the knife? - The mother.
OK, she handled the weapon.
Doesn't mean she killed him.
I think he's right.
Her behaviour doesn't indicate guilt.
She's acting like she's in denial.
We don't have the whole story.
Leave it to the lawyers.
We just pick 'em up and hand 'em over.
Your hunches aren't always right.
They're not always wrong either.
All yours.
We're marking it solved.
Hey, I gotta go.
Some family thing.
Um, I'll be back.
Half an hour.
Sorry, I got held up.
If you want.
Thanks.
So, what's happening? Well, we've got 20 extra patrol cars out there, but so far nothing.
What happened to half an hour? My sister thought she was having a stroke.
False alarm.
- What was it? - Menopause.
She's a bit of a hypochondriac.
She's the oldest, I'm the youngest.
Six.
So, your sister's a hypochondriac and you're a doctor.
You ever take advantage of that, mess around with her a bit? I might, if I were that kind of person.
Oh, I think you're that kind of person.
You don't know me well enough to judge.
Am I wrong? You're borderline obsessive.
Maybe more than borderline.
Is that what you say to your sister? Only if she asks for it.
You find anything in the journals? Yeah.
It's a lot of suffering.
This poor kid was tormented by voices, especially the last 3 months.
- Since he went off his meds.
- Right.
"They whisper at me, but loud.
They woke me up again last night.
" And then "They hide, but I know they're there.
"I want them to go away, but when they do, I'm lonely, and then I'm afraid they'll come back.
" You know, I can't stop thinking What? Maybe Simon wasn't murdered; Maybe he killed himself.
I mean, everything points to it.
These last few journal entries read like one long suicide note.
The only problem is my theory falls apart with the last entry.
He's happy.
Happy how? He says, "I figured it out.
Everything is gonna be better.
" Let me see.
It's called suicide euphoria.
He's happy because he's not tormented anymore.
He's made a decision.
Simon Kelly committed suicide.
I'm pretty sure of it.
Then why is Alice Kelly behaving like a murder suspect? She feels guilty; she couldn't save him.
The evidence tells a different story.
Maybe it doesn't.
How soon can we meet with the coroner? The knife's serrated edge is consistent with the throat cut.
The smaller cuts are defensive wounds incurred while the victim struggled.
The small cuts aren't defensive wounds; They're hesitation wounds.
A suicide who slashes his own throat? I've never seen it.
I have.
Maybrintly case, Take a look at the transverse throat cut.
Please.
It's self-inflicted.
If it was self-inflicted, he would have had to use his weaker hand.
Not likely.
Simon was left-handed.
I don't have that.
Are you sure? Pretty sure, yeah.
This is him.
Glove's on the right hand.
Simon's journals indicate that his suicidal ideation began approximately 3 months ago, when he stopped taking antipsychotics.
He's clinically depressed, increasingly psychotic.
This one is from his final entry.
He's talking to the voices that tormented him: "I am going on a big trip tonight, and I'm not coming back.
And this time, you can't come with me.
" It was suicide, Lily.
Yeah, I had 4 bodies that night, families coming in to identify, waiting for the cause of death.
I'll make it right.
Maddie.
Have you heard from your mother? - Come on, we'll go upstairs.
- No it's OK.
Did my Mom kill Simon? We don't think so.
He he killed himself, didn't he? - Why are you here, Maddie? - Um it's it's my mom.
I'm afraid she's gonna hurt herself.
Do you know where she is? I think so.
All right, she's here? Thanks, I got it.
Alice.
Alice.
We know about Simon.
What he did, what you did.
I'm sorry we had to take his journals, but I'm not sorry that I read 'em.
I felt like I got to know him a little bit.
The real Simon, you know? Getting ready for his big trip up north, trying to be independent.
He didn't know how bad he was getting.
But you knew.
And I can't imagine how hard it must have been watching his illness come back.
And then that night when you found him There was so much blood.
At first I thought it was someone else.
I couldn't leave him like that.
I put on his favourite shirt.
To make him look nice, you know? Clean.
I made everything clean.
I didn't want Robert and Maddie to know that Simon had killed himself.
They would have felt so bad.
It wasn't their fault; It was my fault.
Alice, listen to me.
It wasn't your fault.
There's nothing you could have done.
I let everything fall apart to save Simon.
And for what? I know how you're feeling.
All right? You don't think it's ever gonna go away, and you know you're being a coward, but you don't care, because you just want this pain to stop.
You want everything to stop so you can close your eyes and feel some peace.
Trust me, Alice, things are going to be Ah I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you.
I got you, I got you.
Is a week long enough to recover from this kind of depression? Mm, no.
But I don't think she's suicidal anymore.
I don't know what to say.
When I think - You're going to be OK, Alice.
- Mom? In the car, I had the the first real conversation I've had with my wife in God, years.
Have more.
You think they're gonna be OK? It always amazes me what people can recover from.
Why not them? Looks like we're on.
You still want in on this? Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Harder than that! Come on, get him.
Harder shots.
- That's it.
- Hey, dude.
- Domination.
- Come join the party.
- Oof! - Get him.
Get him, come on! Hit! I'll take that camera.
- Screw you, dude.
Go.
- Take 'em! Agh! Ugh! Stay down.
Ugh! Nice work.
Thanks.
- Grant MacKenzie - And Ian Sinclair.
You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit assault, - aiding and abetting.
- Obstruction of justice.
Open air drinking, disorderly conduct.
- Littering.
- And duelling.
- Duelling?! - Duelling? It's still on the books.
It's a crime to provoke a person to challenge another person to fight a duel.
Awesome.
Feels good to take down some plain old criminals once in a while.
Hardly a bunch of bank robbers.
They'll do.
d Well, you say that it's not a just world d
It's just me, Harry.
Don't freak out man.
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We've got a homeless man killed sometime last night.
Uniforms on scene called it in as "Crazy on Crazy".
What's that supposed to mean? They're due for some sensitivity training.
But this is definitely one for Psych Crimes.
- Very bizarre details.
- Such as? You'll see.
- Homicide on this one? - It's a joint investigation, but there was a gang shooting on Dixie Road early this morning, multiple homicides, so this one's yours for now, but keep them in the loop when they catch up with you.
That's who found the body.
I know him.
- Is he a suspect? - Harry? I doubt it.
He's pretty harmless.
Take a good look at him.
I mean, let Leo lead, but I know.
He's got the touch.
Hey, Harry.
How are you doing, my friend? It's me.
Leo.
- Leo? - I used to see you last year, when you were hanging over by the Humber.
You living down here now? I'm just visiting.
I'm a nurse, remember? Um this is my friend Poppy.
She's a police officer.
I don't like cops.
Bleach? Yeah, the whole scene's been washed down.
There's no sign of the weapon, and the body's been staged post-mortem.
It's a complicated scene.
His throat was cut? Yeah, both the jugular vein and the carotid artery were severed.
Caligra.
Let's keep that out of the media.
Where's all the blood? These could be defensive wounds.
He struggled, knife bounced around a bit.
But then there's this.
- More defensive wounds? - Too superficial.
Defensive wounds on hands and arms in a knife fight usually cut to the bone.
These are at least a few days old, am I right? Yeah.
These injuries look older as well.
This kid has taken some serious beatings in the last few weeks.
Looks like he's been dishing 'em out too.
Can you describe what the body looked like when you found it? I don't want to talk about it.
I'm sorry, Harry, but you're gonna have to.
If you don't cooperate with the police, they're gonna start wondering why.
OK.
OK.
I was just going to see Simon and bring him back his dish.
- The victim's name was Simon? - Yeah.
Do you know his last name? Carling? Curley? Kelly.
I think it was Kelly.
So, Simon was your friend? Simon was my friend.
- So, what have we got? - What do you know? Homeless guy.
Throat cut.
Something about the whole scene being wiped clean? With bleach.
A lot of it.
Someone went to a lot of trouble to destroy evidence.
Well, we think there's more to it than that.
Look how carefully the body is posed clean shirt, all buttoned-up, as if to hide the cut.
There is something obsessive about the whole scene.
Obsessed with not getting caught.
And/or obsessed with erasing signs of violence.
Why wash the walls? It's not like we're gonna miss the guy's throat was cut.
OK.
I see why it's a psych crime.
Lucky for you.
How so? It means Detective Sergeant Black can assume the high-level responsibilities involved in a uniquely sensitive case like this.
It means I get to do the grunt work on a homeless murder while she gets back to the killings on Dixie Road.
Pretty much.
You can carry the ball for me on this? I'll keep you in the loop.
Thank you, Aidan.
You and the detective - some history there? Liette? History? Yeah.
As in not an issue.
- Obviously.
- Any luck? Think we've got an ID for our victim.
Homeless guy who found the body gave us a name.
Simon Kelly.
- That's him.
- Age 22.
Diagnosed with schizophrenia when he was 16.
In and out of hospitals ever since.
He got a record? No.
Picked up by uniforms a couple times, but taken straight to the psych ward.
Yeah, that shouldn't be in his record.
Having schizophrenia is not a crime.
- Personally, I'd like to know.
- How about the guy who found him? Harry Braxton.
We can rule him out as a suspect.
His hands and clothes are clean - of blood, anyway and it doesn't look like he's washed in a while.
How well did he know Simon Kelly? He says they were best friends - lovely guy, no enemies, no reason anyone would want to hurt him.
- Any history of violence? - Harry says he wouldn't hurt a fly.
- Huh.
- That doesn't fit with the marks on his body.
Any next of kin? His parents, Robert and Alice Kelly.
You guys keep canvassing the valley.
See if you can find anyone who knows anything.
You want to come with? You ever done a death - notification before? - At the hospital.
Well, this is a little bit different.
We're showing up out of the blue - with the worst news possible.
- And it's important to be sympathetic and supportive.
Got it.
No.
This is a murder investigation; everyone's a suspect until they're not.
Our job is to get as much information as possible without giving anything away.
Wow.
That is different.
It's kind of the opposite of sympathetic and supportive.
- Anything else I should know? - Yeah.
I'd rather take a bullet than do this.
You ready? - Robert Kelly? - Yes? My name is Detective Aidan Black.
I'm with the Metro Police.
This is Dr.
Clara Malone Simon.
Something's happened to Simon.
He wasn't a bad person.
You have to understand, he was very, very sick.
We understand, Mrs.
Kelly.
So, how did he die? We're waiting for the autopsy report before making a determination.
When was the last time you saw Simon? Never.
We never saw him.
Yeah, we haven't had contact with Simon in a couple of years.
Not our choice.
So he refused to see you? Can I ask why? He had schizophrenia, Detective.
Who knows why he did anything? He didn't want us to help him.
He didn't understand it was for his own good.
He'd he would get so angry - We should've fought harder.
- Alice.
Please, just would you let me do this? This has been extremely difficult for us.
Uh especially for my wife.
Alice cared for Simon full time when he first became ill.
And then eventually we found out that he was living on the street.
He had a case worker, but she wouldn't tell us anything.
She said it was to protect his privacy.
Well, who's protecting him now? What happened? Drugs? Or some sort of disease? He was murdered, Dad.
OK? Why do you think they're still here? Is that true? The investigation is ongoing, sir.
If I may Mind if I join you? You were, what, 12 when Simon was diagnosed? I've had a number of patients with schizophrenia.
I know how hard it is on the family.
Patients? I thought you were a cop.
- Forensic psychiatrist.
- Ah.
Ah, you want to know about Simon.
Um Textbook case.
You know, heard voices, stopped showering, yelled at lamp posts.
You know, "The ush".
Maddie, I'm not here to help Simon.
He's dead.
Then why are you here? If we can figure out what happened to your brother, maybe you and your family can get some closure.
You don't want that? I've seen what happens when a sibling develops schizophrenia.
The worse they act, the more attention they get.
Pretty soon the other kids in the family are getting nothing.
No matter how good they are, no matter how long they wait for their turn, it never comes.
Is that how you felt? You mean, am I so starved for attention to fall for your little act? I don't want to be rude, but we've been dealing with Simon on our own for years, so, you know, I think it's kind of ironic, you coming here, refusing to say how he died, and then, what, expecting me to spill my whole life story? I don't need your help, OK? My life is fine.
Did Simon get into a lot of fights? No.
He would never hurt anyone.
Who told you that? It's not true.
Tell them it's not true.
Do you know anyone who wanted to hurt Simon? Excuse me, - are you saying that he was murdered? - I'm sorry, sir, I We should have forced him to stay at home.
Why wouldn't he let me take care of him? Please, please.
OK you're going to have to give us some time.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you come back when you're prepared to tell us what happened to our son? I'm sorry for your loss.
We'll be in touch.
Whew.
Is that what it's usually like? There's no usual.
What's your take? The daughter is completely shut down.
Mom is second-guessing everything she ever did.
And the father is in a rage because he feels powerless to fix the family.
Probably made worse by the fact that they haven't - seen Simon in so long.
- They're reeling.
When someone like Simon dies, the family often feels relief as well as grief.
It's confusing, they feel guilty, and it's downhill from there.
And now it's too late.
Well, too late for Simon.
But there's still a family there.
Hey there.
Anybody home? You know the city is gonna do its annual sweep at the end of this month, clear out all the tents and shelters.
May as well keep it dry until then.
You are such a bleeding heart.
Yeah, sure, sure.
He's dead.
Two homeless men, same ravine, within a few days of each other.
You really think that's a coincidence? So they both had bruises.
Life on the street is rough.
I don't know.
It's like they suddenly took up kickboxing, then died.
The crime scenes are completely different.
Maybe the killer was interrupted before he could - clean this one up.
- What does the coroner say? Still waiting for the report on John Doe, but Simon Kelly's - been ruled a homicide.
- Hey, guys.
I made contact with a doctor I know, Alberto Sanchez.
He has a mobile unit that dispenses long-acting antipsychotics to the homeless.
Let me know how that goes.
Let's go.
How do you know this guy? I volunteered with him for a while, made sure no one was starving or freezing to death, helped bring them in if they weren't doing too well.
How well did you get to know the patients? I'm guessing giving needles isn't the best way to make friends.
Well, it wasn't just about the meds.
Sanchez, he distributes food, blankets, conversation.
You know, the biggest problem most of these folks have is loneliness.
You said the scene was cleaned? Thoroughly.
Do you know anyone who might do something like this? Everyone thinks the mentally ill are violent criminals.
Believe me, they're far more often the victims.
- Tell me about Simon.
You treated him? - Yeah.
Simon was genuinely a good guy.
All he wanted was to be well.
- What medication was he on? - Haloperidol long-acting.
It helped with the voices.
But he stopped coming in about 3 months ago.
Why? He was really frustrated with the side effects.
He said he wanted to get better without the injections, but - Only you don't without them.
- No.
Not for someone like Simon.
You didn't keep track of him after he left? I do the best I can, Detective.
The homeless are transient by definition; it's not like they leave a forwarding address.
What do you make of this? He was fighting.
- Fighting who? - Whoever he was paid to.
These young punks, they come down here and they offer my patients money, drugs, alcohol.
And then they get them to fight each other while they make videos.
I've called the police about this and nothing ever happens.
Well, something's happening now.
You got names of these kids, descriptions? I've never seen them.
All I know is that they're young and they've got money.
- Get him harder! Get him harder! - Bum fighting.
- Even the name is disgusting.
- There was a lot of talk about this a few years ago in the valley.
I never saw it firsthand.
It's mostly underground these days, but someone's still making money off it.
This is a decently slick site.
Membership's not cheap.
Get him up! - Is that him? - Yeah, that's Simon Kelly.
Do we think whoever made this could have killed him? Would they go from making fight films to making snuff films? Doesn't feel like a natural progression.
Well, let's find out.
Can you trace the website? Yeah, they're idiots.
They have a PayPal account.
I'll call E-Crimes.
Follow the money.
Yeah.
Find the parasites who are doing this crap.
I don't like these guys.
Do you recognize this man? That's gross.
Who is he? Simon Kelly.
He was murdered Two days ago I was at a charity golf tournament in Muskoka.
If you don't believe me, you can call the attorney general.
He and some judge, they made up a foursome with me and my dad.
You know, we also have proof that the PayPal account on your website was set up by your associate, Ian Sinclair.
He's in the next room, talking to one of my colleagues.
My associate? You make it sound so ominous.
Ian's my best friend.
Doesn't mean we do everything together.
Selling out your best friend? Nice.
You ever see this man before? Nope.
Who is he? John Doe for now.
He was killed 3 days ago.
You got an alibi for that timeframe? We think his injuries were a direct result of a fight that you and your associate Ian Sinclair arranged in the valley.
Now, we might only get you on conspiracy to commit assault, but believe me, when the judge finds out that it resulted in a death, you're getting maximum jail time, no parole.
No.
If you had anything on me, you'd arrest me.
And so what if I was conspiring or whatever? Who cares? He doesn't even have a name.
Do you think that maybe these hobos, I don't know, might wanna get drunk, have some fun? I mean, so what if someone gives 'em a couple of bucks and makes 'em feel like movie stars? Oh, so that's why you do it? To fulfill - their dreams of stardom? - No, no! OK, I'm not doing anything! You cops are unreal! You protect garbage like that, and then you harass tax-paying citizens like me.
Oh, you're a taxpayer now.
So, tell me, when we check your bank accounts and find evidence of income from illegal video sales, are we also going to find out that you declared it? Or should I add tax evasion to the list of charges that are mounting against you, Mr.
MacKenzie? What? His alibi checks out for the Simon Kelly murder.
I never liked him for that one anyway.
I want to get him on the John Doe.
You won't.
This just came in.
The coroner ruled it death from natural causes.
That can't be right.
Liver failure due to advanced cirrhosis.
It's done, Aidan.
The coroner has ruled.
Gotta let him go.
Can I give you a hand with that? OK.
My hands, they don't work so good.
It's the, uh, arthritis.
What the hell is that? Chickpeas.
Try 'em.
They're good for you.
Simon, man, he was always giving me stuff like this.
What else did Simon give you? He gave me all kinds of stuff.
'Cause he was going on his big trip, eh? Yeah, he gave me, uh, this.
Baseball bat.
To protect myself.
I don't I don't use it; I just carry it around.
- You say Simon was going on a trip? - Oh, yeah.
Up north.
Live in the wild.
Get away from everything.
Yeah, he gave me money too.
- He gave you money? - Yeah.
- Where'd he get the money? - Fighting.
And his mom.
His mom? Alice? Alice, yeah.
She's a good cook.
Of course, Simon wouldn't want me to tell you that.
He didn't like her coming around, he didn't like her coming around.
Was Alice here 2 nights ago, - when Simon was - I don't know, I don't know.
Can we not can we not talk about that? How are those chickpeas? They're OK.
Here you go.
I'm sorry about your friend.
Yeah.
Me too.
Mrs.
Kelly.
I'm sorry, now is not a good time.
Mrs.
Kelly, I know you've been in contact with your son.
I haven't seen Simon in years.
Can we just talk? My son is dead.
What good will talking do? Well I'm trying to find out who killed him.
Can you do me one favour and take a look at this picture? Do you recognize that dish? I'm sorry, I can't help you.
Fingerprints are a match for the broken dish at the scene.
Alice Kelly is lying about having any contact with her son.
Why? She didn't want the rest of her family to know.
Because? Her husband and daughter understood how ill Simon was.
But Alice was still hoping that he'd get better and then he could come home.
The mother is often the last one to give up on a child with schizophrenia.
Robert and Maddie wanted to know how Simon died.
Alice doesn't seem the least bit curious.
Is that normal? There is no normal.
But when we first told them, she went straight into defensive mode, as if she knew.
But didn't want to know - classic PTSD symptoms.
I don't know if you've heard, I'm a bit of an autodidact on the subject.
- Autodidact? - Word of the Day Club.
It's my new thing.
It means self-taught.
OK, so, it's possible Alice knows something about Simon's murder but is too traumatized to deal with it.
Maybe she knows who the murderer is and is trying to protect him.
Or maybe she's trying to protect herself.
She killed her own kid? He caused her a lot of pain.
He didn't mean to, but it happens.
I've seen it.
OK, so, she's trying to take care of him, he runs away.
She wants to stay connected, he won't let her.
Then he tells her he's going off his meds and heading up north and gonna live off the land.
Maybe she got angry.
Or maybe she thought she was doing him a favour.
Or maybe she just lost her mind.
Well, whatever happened, Alice Kelly is our new prime suspect.
- Uniforms brought in a parks worker.
- He find something? Yeah.
Bleach.
Is that the mother? Yeah.
Some days I hate this damn job.
This gonna take long? I'll make it as quick as I can.
Have a seat.
So, you found some empty containers of bleach.
Yeah.
Mind telling me why that gets me brought downtown? A homeless man was murdered in the valley this week.
Someone cleaned up the crime scene with bleach.
What did you find? Onelitre bottles, like 5 or 6 of 'em.
So, uh, these bums killing each other off, or what? Did you find anything else in the garbage? Clothes? I didn't really pay any attention.
I just Cop asked me if I saw anything unusual.
I figured, like you know, who needs bleach in the middle of a friggin' ravine? Do you remember the brand? Institutional stuff.
Similar to what we use on the job.
But not identical? No.
We have blue bottles.
These were white.
OK.
I'm going to have to ask you to look at some pictures.
Of bleach? Voila.
Our cleaning agent of choice.
Blytex Industrial Quality Bleach Agent.
- The parks worker is sure? - Says he is.
- Blytex.
What's with the bleach? - Some empty containers were found about a quarter-mile from the scene.
That's the same brand that they use at the hospital.
What? Alice Kelly recently went back to work as an administrator at Southwest General.
Less than 2 miles from the valley.
She has means, she has motive.
See if they're missing any bleach.
- And if they are? - File for a warrant.
Once you get all the knives from the kitchen, check the pool house.
This is ridiculous.
All right, I want you all to leave - until I speak to my lawyer.
- You're a lawyer, Mr.
Kelly.
You know how a search warrant works.
- Have you got a key for this? - We know - how difficult this is for you.
- Do you, eh? Just because my wife was in contact with my son does not make her a criminal.
The police have to investigate, Mr.
Kelly.
Investigate what? Mary Mother of God, do you think she killed him? She's the only person in the world who didn't give up on him.
What's wrong with you people Are you blind?! Detective? I might have something here.
There's blood on the back of this button.
So, you washed most of the blood out, but left just enough for us to test.
Are we going to find your son's - DNA on this shirt, Mrs.
Kelly? - You do not speak to my wife like that.
Mr.
Kelly, you can't interfere.
- Stay right here, please.
- Alice, please come over here.
Alice.
- Sir, back up, please.
- Alice, come here.
Sir.
You can't take those.
Those belong to my son.
I'm sorry.
You just confirmed this is property belonging to the victim.
They're private.
Ma'am, ma'am, relax.
You need to go sit down.
- They're private! - You need to sit down, ma'am! - No! - Now! Listen, you leave her alone.
Give me the books.
Back up, sir! - I got it.
- No you don't.
Robert! My shoulder.
Ah! It's dislocated.
I didn't mean to injure him, but he just kept struggling He assaulted a police officer.
Simon was murdered, and everyone thinks you had something to do with it because you have been lying to everyone this entire time! When are you gonna admit it, Mom? He's gone! He's been gone for years.
Um, Mr.
Kelly, I wanted to apologize to you.
I feel really terrible about what happened earlier.
You've denied me my rights long enough.
I want my call.
You might want to accept his apology.
He's the one who got your charges dropped.
I guess I'm the one who should apologize.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
You didn't.
If you'll come with me, I'll take you home.
I can do that if you want.
It's on my way.
Mr.
Kelly? Alice? Alice, are you home? Thanks very much.
Don't move.
Units are out everywhere.
No sign of her.
We confirmed the weapon.
It has Simon's blood and Alice Kelly's fingerprints all over it.
She left it in plain view.
It's as good as a confession.
So why am I not happy? Because she didn't confess; she ran.
Actually, she confessed and she ran at the same time.
Is that consistent with feeling guilty over killing your own child? Frankly, I don't know what it's consistent with.
Her behaviour doesn't make a lot of sense.
Criminals are stupid.
Grief makes you stupider.
She killed her own son.
What makes sense about that? No, the doc is right.
I mean, first she stonewalls us, then she puts the noose around her own neck? What's she trying to do? I hear we have a suspect.
- You find her yet? - No.
Units are looking.
They'll find her.
When they do, she's facing second degree.
Homicide is signing off.
Nice work.
I don't think she did it.
Oh, Aidan.
Don't do this to me.
You always do this to me.
You're overthinking it.
- It doesn't add up.
- What doesn't? - The prints, or the knife? - The mother.
OK, she handled the weapon.
Doesn't mean she killed him.
I think he's right.
Her behaviour doesn't indicate guilt.
She's acting like she's in denial.
We don't have the whole story.
Leave it to the lawyers.
We just pick 'em up and hand 'em over.
Your hunches aren't always right.
They're not always wrong either.
All yours.
We're marking it solved.
Hey, I gotta go.
Some family thing.
Um, I'll be back.
Half an hour.
Sorry, I got held up.
If you want.
Thanks.
So, what's happening? Well, we've got 20 extra patrol cars out there, but so far nothing.
What happened to half an hour? My sister thought she was having a stroke.
False alarm.
- What was it? - Menopause.
She's a bit of a hypochondriac.
She's the oldest, I'm the youngest.
Six.
So, your sister's a hypochondriac and you're a doctor.
You ever take advantage of that, mess around with her a bit? I might, if I were that kind of person.
Oh, I think you're that kind of person.
You don't know me well enough to judge.
Am I wrong? You're borderline obsessive.
Maybe more than borderline.
Is that what you say to your sister? Only if she asks for it.
You find anything in the journals? Yeah.
It's a lot of suffering.
This poor kid was tormented by voices, especially the last 3 months.
- Since he went off his meds.
- Right.
"They whisper at me, but loud.
They woke me up again last night.
" And then "They hide, but I know they're there.
"I want them to go away, but when they do, I'm lonely, and then I'm afraid they'll come back.
" You know, I can't stop thinking What? Maybe Simon wasn't murdered; Maybe he killed himself.
I mean, everything points to it.
These last few journal entries read like one long suicide note.
The only problem is my theory falls apart with the last entry.
He's happy.
Happy how? He says, "I figured it out.
Everything is gonna be better.
" Let me see.
It's called suicide euphoria.
He's happy because he's not tormented anymore.
He's made a decision.
Simon Kelly committed suicide.
I'm pretty sure of it.
Then why is Alice Kelly behaving like a murder suspect? She feels guilty; she couldn't save him.
The evidence tells a different story.
Maybe it doesn't.
How soon can we meet with the coroner? The knife's serrated edge is consistent with the throat cut.
The smaller cuts are defensive wounds incurred while the victim struggled.
The small cuts aren't defensive wounds; They're hesitation wounds.
A suicide who slashes his own throat? I've never seen it.
I have.
Maybrintly case, Take a look at the transverse throat cut.
Please.
It's self-inflicted.
If it was self-inflicted, he would have had to use his weaker hand.
Not likely.
Simon was left-handed.
I don't have that.
Are you sure? Pretty sure, yeah.
This is him.
Glove's on the right hand.
Simon's journals indicate that his suicidal ideation began approximately 3 months ago, when he stopped taking antipsychotics.
He's clinically depressed, increasingly psychotic.
This one is from his final entry.
He's talking to the voices that tormented him: "I am going on a big trip tonight, and I'm not coming back.
And this time, you can't come with me.
" It was suicide, Lily.
Yeah, I had 4 bodies that night, families coming in to identify, waiting for the cause of death.
I'll make it right.
Maddie.
Have you heard from your mother? - Come on, we'll go upstairs.
- No it's OK.
Did my Mom kill Simon? We don't think so.
He he killed himself, didn't he? - Why are you here, Maddie? - Um it's it's my mom.
I'm afraid she's gonna hurt herself.
Do you know where she is? I think so.
All right, she's here? Thanks, I got it.
Alice.
Alice.
We know about Simon.
What he did, what you did.
I'm sorry we had to take his journals, but I'm not sorry that I read 'em.
I felt like I got to know him a little bit.
The real Simon, you know? Getting ready for his big trip up north, trying to be independent.
He didn't know how bad he was getting.
But you knew.
And I can't imagine how hard it must have been watching his illness come back.
And then that night when you found him There was so much blood.
At first I thought it was someone else.
I couldn't leave him like that.
I put on his favourite shirt.
To make him look nice, you know? Clean.
I made everything clean.
I didn't want Robert and Maddie to know that Simon had killed himself.
They would have felt so bad.
It wasn't their fault; It was my fault.
Alice, listen to me.
It wasn't your fault.
There's nothing you could have done.
I let everything fall apart to save Simon.
And for what? I know how you're feeling.
All right? You don't think it's ever gonna go away, and you know you're being a coward, but you don't care, because you just want this pain to stop.
You want everything to stop so you can close your eyes and feel some peace.
Trust me, Alice, things are going to be Ah I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you.
I got you, I got you.
Is a week long enough to recover from this kind of depression? Mm, no.
But I don't think she's suicidal anymore.
I don't know what to say.
When I think - You're going to be OK, Alice.
- Mom? In the car, I had the the first real conversation I've had with my wife in God, years.
Have more.
You think they're gonna be OK? It always amazes me what people can recover from.
Why not them? Looks like we're on.
You still want in on this? Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Harder than that! Come on, get him.
Harder shots.
- That's it.
- Hey, dude.
- Domination.
- Come join the party.
- Oof! - Get him.
Get him, come on! Hit! I'll take that camera.
- Screw you, dude.
Go.
- Take 'em! Agh! Ugh! Stay down.
Ugh! Nice work.
Thanks.
- Grant MacKenzie - And Ian Sinclair.
You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit assault, - aiding and abetting.
- Obstruction of justice.
Open air drinking, disorderly conduct.
- Littering.
- And duelling.
- Duelling?! - Duelling? It's still on the books.
It's a crime to provoke a person to challenge another person to fight a duel.
Awesome.
Feels good to take down some plain old criminals once in a while.
Hardly a bunch of bank robbers.
They'll do.
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