Famous in Love (2017) s02e03 Episode Script
Totes on a Scandal
1 Previously on "Famous In Love.
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" If it isn't mom and dad.
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I mean, now that you left rehab we need to talk about, uh, you know if you're ready to come back to work.
I'm gonna go for Sundance.
I need to recast your part.
We're about to go back to work playing two people who are madly in love.
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You know, maybe we should talk about what happened.
Alright, y'all.
You come take some photos.
(JORDAN) Hey, what's your director's name over there? - Maricel.
- Hey, Nina.
You can't bring those in here.
If my cameras can't come in, I'm not either.
Close the door.
(ALEXIS) How did I feel when I first found out Jordan and Nina had been having an affair? I was shocked.
[KNOCK AT DOOR.]
[DOOR OPENS.]
(IDA) 'Alexis?' [DOOR CLOSES.]
Alexis, hey, get up.
Time to get up.
What? - Do we have something? - Oh, we do now, thanks to you.
I got a car waiting outside.
I've booked you into a lovely little spot in Ojai for the next couple of nights.
- Why? - At 2 o'clock.
The promos for tonight's Alex-alicious drop.
And every clip will show Tangey telling you that Nina and Jordan had an affair.
Oh, God, no.
Every media outlet, newspaper and magazine will be calling you for a comment.
But you're just not gonna be reachable, okay? I don't want the story getting out until we let it out.
Did I upload that to you? And to the editors, they're cutting it in right now.
And it is gold.
Golden golden No, no, no.
Okay, wait.
I was angry at Nina for blocking me from the Facebook Live, but we can't air that.
Oh, nuh-uh.
No, you don't.
You are not changing your mind again.
Let's get you packed.
- We can't, Tangey is gonna be - That's fine.
Tangey is the messenger.
Nobody's gonna be talkin' about anything except what Nina did.
Tangey never signed a release form.
Oh, yes, she did.
This morning, along with a dozen other papers separating me from her business.
There might have been a release form tucked in there.
Trust me, when this drops it's gonna cause the shitstorm of the century and you don't want to be anywhere near it.
Now, where is your suitcase? [SIGHS.]
It's not working for me anymore.
I'm sorry.
It's not you, I think you're amazing but I think that we should go our separate ways.
- That was great.
- Really? - Are you sure? - Positive.
It just kinda feels wrong to dump the agent who repped my mom.
And Sid's like family.
But you wouldn't leave your career in the hands of your grandpa if he's not gettin' you auditions.
I know, but I'm.
.
Vagihydrate was a national commercial gas.
You should be rocketing to the next level right now.
And I know you can.
If I dump the guy whose heyday was before "Smart Votes.
" And the internet.
Yeah.
Okay.
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I'll text you when the deed is done.
- Cool.
I'll be on set.
- Okay.
[CELL PHONE RINGING.]
Holy crap! Adam! [RINGING CONTINUES.]
It's him.
I.
.
You can do this.
Rip off the Band-Aid.
[SIGHS.]
Hey, Sid, I was gonna call you today.
Yeah.
I've been thinking and.
.
S-sure, I like horror.
Really? Third dead girl.
Th-that sounds great.
Yeah, I'll be there.
Oh, that's not a problem.
Wouldn't be the first time I've been topless.
Okay.
Thank you.
He got me an audition for a slasher flick.
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
Maybe the producer's a buddy of Sid's from way back so it's probably just some straight to video but it's something.
Hell, yes, it's something.
Sid lives to see another day.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
(WOMAN ON LAPTOP) 'Sometimes a man's entire life is defined by a single choice.
' 'Like this one!' 'Suffocate under the weight of obligation' 'or be a man' 'and choose your own path.
' 'Choose freedom.
Choose me.
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' Twelve auditions yesterday, no one comes close to what I need for Georgia.
So, what you're saying is I'm irreplaceable.
Don't let it get to your head.
Hmm, no.
No.
You have more auditions to get to and I cannot be late for set.
Okay, here's what I'm thinking.
Boots or sandals? - Sandals.
- Boots.
Right? Yeah.
Also, should I bring a jacket? I should, right? I mean, it's probably a little cold today.
You think these two colors go together? I think they go well.
You've changed clothes four times.
No, I have not.
The thing you do when you're nervous.
- It's cute.
- I'm not nervous.
I'm just, you know, it's, it's always sunny in LA.
So you never know, is it boot weather 'is it sandal weather.
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' You're going straight to wardrobe once you get to set, Paige.
Fine.
You got me.
I'm a little tiny bit nervous.
Hey, a lot has happened in the two months since "Locked" shut down.
I get it.
Wha-what if I can't switch from Georgia back to August? I mean, I, I-I think I can, but what, what if I can't? There's nothin' to be nervous about 'cause you're gonna be great.
And you're right, go with the boots.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Thanks.
Should I wear my pug sweater? I love that little scrunchy face on the pug.
It.
.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
(ALAN) I'm not comin' at you as a studio head, alright? I care about you.
And I want to make sure (RAINER) I told you, I'm focused, I'm healthy.
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and I'm here to work.
Rice.
But I don't want Nina on set.
It's a simple request and I think justified.
There are two sides of every story and you don't know both.
Let me guess you're gonna tell me.
When Nina got pregnant, I was married.
And my reputation for sleeping around was.
.
Uh, it was well earned.
I'm not proud of that, that's not the point.
But she knew I wasn't going to leave my wife and she knew I wasn't going to stop being a egomaniacal prick.
Kale, celery, and cucumber.
I can get you one if you want.
I'll pass.
Thank you.
Uh, we should get going if you wanna meditate and practice your lines before hair and makeup.
Mm.
- Unless you guys need - No, we're good.
- Okay.
- Hey, listen.
I am not kicking Nina off the set of her own film, Rainer.
I forgave her.
And maybe, you know, maybe it's time you forgive her too.
Wasn't sure if you like cappuccinos, mochas, or lattes so I got you one of each.
Plain black for me.
I have a pot brewing in the back.
But thanks anyway.
Uh, let me help you with that.
You didn't drive all the way down here to help set up art supplies or bring me coffee, so.
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Oh, well, it's to make it up to you for flaking on game night.
A friend needed me.
Yeah, it's the kids who are excited to hang with you not me.
- That's fair.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
It's just, it's my job to protect these kids from broken promises.
They get too many of those at home.
I practically grew up at a place like this back in Chicago.
Director was the hardest working woman I knew.
Me too.
In junior high, I was a regular at the city block in Gardena.
Home away from home.
Hmm.
Do you have a caramel latte in there? Oh, definitely.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
[ELEVATOR DINGS.]
(JAKE) If I can swing by the Film Commission office and get my permit and still be at Cassie's to set up for auditions.
Oh, crap, the realtor needs our best and final offer today if we still want the house.
- It has to be today? - Yeah.
[SCOFFS.]
I can't believe this.
We're buying a house in the Hollywood Hills.
I've literally thought about this moment for so long but.
.
Also the mortgage.
That's kinda scary, you know, paying it for the next 30 years.
But I guess that's adulting, right? And the parties on that deck are gonna be so cool.
This is happening so fast.
Wait, you're not getting cold feet, are you? No.
No.
It's just, uh Jake, if you're not a hundred percent in you should've mentioned it sooner.
You're gonna be late for your first day back on "Locked.
" We can talk about it later.
The offer needs to go in today.
Ugh.
I gotta go.
Look, Paige, wait.
I'm gonna be late.
If we had air hockey at my club, forget it.
You couldn't drag me out.
I mean, we practically have to sometimes.
Coming here is like Christmas morning for most of these kids.
That's right.
I never thought about it like that.
Oh, I love to play Santa.
What do you guys need? Basketballs, art supplies? Uh, actually, most people want to donate money or things but what these kids really need are role models.
Oh.
Okay then.
Jordan, I'm talkin' about somebody like you.
Having face time with a successful adult like yourself would broaden their horizons.
If you really want to help I think you should do a talkback.
Sure, I'm game.
But what's a talkback? You'll sit down with the kids for an hour tell your story, answer their questions.
It'll inspire them to see a young man of color doing something positive with his life.
I'm in.
Sign me up.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
"Our whole life's about to change.
"I was thinking about our future.
"Solly's general store is up for sale.
- I know it's, uh.
.
" - Surprise! - Hi.
- Hi.
I was in the neighborhood and I had Adam get me a drive-on because how could I not wish my BFF good luck on her first day back on "Locked.
" Mmm.
Buena suerte mi, Amiga.
Thanks.
So, did you break up with Sid? How did that go? Uhhh.
Well, it didn't happen.
'Because right when I was gonna dump him' for not getting me any auditions he got me an audition.
Really? That's great.
Well, I mean, not that Sid part, but, you know you've been wanting to get out there.
Yeah, it's just a horror flick.
Cass, don't say that.
You love scary movies more than anyone.
True, and I'd be playing the floozy who gets hacked to death with a pickaxe.
Hmm.
Who's the prezzy from? Rainer.
Yeah.
That's, um, us.
Well, it's Noah and, and August reuniting in the scene we're about to shoot.
- Whoa! - I know.
It surprised me too.
This is a very romantic gift.
Yeah, one day he's telling me how madly in love he is with his soulmate and the next he's sending me some, uh, very mixed signals.
Well, you should probably go thank him and find out what's up.
Paige.
Hi.
Oh, wow, uh.
.
Harper Tate.
I was obsessed with you on "My Secret Diary.
" - It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh, you too.
You know, Rainer's told me a lot about you.
Well, I, uh, I wanted to thank you for this beautiful little crew gift.
Oh, it's cute, right? I might have had a little help.
- She's got amazing taste.
- Stop it.
Hey, I thought maybe we should walk on the set together for our first scene.
Oh.
Yeah? The media has been a nightmare for both of us.
I'm sick of the sad sack Rainer GIFs.
And them hating on you 'cause you're with Jake.
"Hashtag Paigesucks.
" Brutal.
- Yeah.
- Let's shut down the gossip.
Put up a united front.
- I like that idea.
- It was Harper's.
[CHUCKLING.]
- Isn't she the best? - Aw.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Me and you Flames crashing Of you [SIGHS.]
Tange, it's me.
Please, please, call me back ASAP.
Before 2 o'clock if possible.
It's really important.
Flames crashing How is Ally? Thank you for coming down and singing that up for me.
That's exactly what the song needed.
Oh, happy to do it.
Look at that.
My two favorite singers in LA all in one day.
Tangey Turner, you know Ally Brooke from "Fifth Harmony," right? Hey! Oh, my God.
Nice to meet you, Tangey.
- I love your music.
- Oh, thank you so much.
I, I loved your last album.
I mean, the one before the country album.
You and everybody else.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Well, I'm volunteering with the ASPCA today so I have to run.
Wow! So, voice of an angel and heart of an angel? Oh.
.
I know you're a busy woman.
- Thank you once again.
- Thank you, Pablo.
- I'mma call you later, okay? - Okay, sounds good.
- So nice to meet you.
- You too.
Will you walk her to the car for me? [DOOR OPENS.]
Take care.
This a bad time? It's never a bad time to talk to Ms.
Tangey Turner.
I mean, unless you're not here to talk.
- You're right about that.
- Hmm.
- So, you came to get paid? - Not exactly.
You know, you ran off pretty fast the other night.
But it's all good.
Pablo Money got you, baby.
Actually.
.
there's something I want you to hear.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- See what I mean? - Yeah.
You can practically hear the rumor mill grinding to a halt.
I'm gonna go talk to our new director.
There you are.
Undeniably handsome.
I take after my dad.
[CHUCKLES.]
Ah.
.
You're welcome by the way.
For what? I told him to, um, give you another chance and see, uh.
.
And you're talking.
It was hardly a conversation.
But, at least he's acknowledging my existence.
I'm getting the hang of this parenting thing.
[CHUCKLES.]
It comes naturally.
There you are, Tasha.
Listen, before we get going I'd like to introduce you to everyone.
So, if I could have everyone's attention 'please, just for a minute.
' 'As some of you may have heard' we lost our director Wyatt over the hiatus.
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but I am thrilled to introduce his replacement.
Academy Award winning Tasha Zaman.
Thank you.
Thank you, Nina.
Thank you.
Well, I'm delighted to be working with all of you.
'Our plan is to get "Locked" finished in time' 'for the holiday movie push.
' And it's going to be brilliant.
Thank you.
[APPLAUDING.]
[CELL PHONES RINGING.]
What is happening? [ALL CHATTERING.]
[SCOFFS.]
(MALE #1) 'Did you get this TMZ thing?' [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Okay, is this about Jordan? I found out that he and Nina had an affair.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[CROWD CHATTERING.]
Oh my God! Okay.
.
What if he relapses? - Hey, Rainer, open up.
- Honey, please, please.
- Let me explain.
- No.
Rainer, we need to talk.
He's never gonna talk to me again.
No, you made the right decision not telling him at rehab.
Wait, you knew? - Can you believe this? - 'Okay.
.
' Why don't we all just sit down for a sec? No wonder I'm such a screw-up.
Look at you two.
I never stood a chance.
- Rainer.
.
- Rainer, where are you going? Back to set! But not you.
'I don't want to see your face at work' or anywhere else for that matter.
[KIDS LAUGHING.]
You're pretty good at math.
Is that your favorite subject? I like recess.
Boom! Park Place, sucker.
- You know where that's at? - You're looking at it.
No, man, I mean, in the world.
- New York.
- That's Park Avenue.
Close though.
Park Place is in Atlantic City.
Oh, you've been there? Went to a premiere there for a movie I did.
- You like bein' in movies? - Yeah, it's cool.
I love what I do.
What do you want to be when you grow up? - Batman.
- Yeah! Okay, Bruce Wayne.
Bam! Boardwalk.
My old hangout.
That's in Venice Beach.
You ever been there? No, I've never seen the beach except on TV.
Like, any beach, ever? No.
Look, how 'bout I take you tomorrow? - Really? - Yeah.
- Cool.
- 'Jordan!' Is it true? You sleep with Rainer Devon's mom? What? - Why would you say that? - Hey, this is private property.
You guys can't be in here.
- Get out! - When did the affair start? Bet you don't want paint all over that $10,000 camera.
I'll do it.
I'm serious.
Get out! - Get out.
- Now! Get out.
I'm calling the cops.
- Get out! - You're joking, ma'am? Move! - Just gettin' some shots.
- You guys okay? You okay? [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Yeah, man.
- How long has it been goin' on? Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
There's a back door.
Come on.
Is that how you got your career? - Is that how you start.
.
- Why don't you at least speak.
.
Jordan, I can't let you take Isaiah to the beach.
But I promised him.
This place is a refuge for these kids like it was when we were little.
I'm sorry about whatever is going on with you.
- But I can't have you here.
- 'How was she in bed?' Don't come back.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[TANGEY SINGING.]
Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na.
.
[SONG STOPS.]
[SIGHING.]
Oh, my God! You're killin' me.
[CHUCKLES.]
What's the verdict? You got somethin'.
- You don't like it.
- Come on, girl.
You don't need me to tell you that your music dope.
- You know that.
- Really? 'Cause I wanted to go back to my roots but I had like a A little funk groove.
I got that.
I like how you put that little Miami heat flavor in there.
Nice flow.
It's sharp.
Like I said, you got something.
So, what's the deal? I don't hear you saying yes.
Do you realize that our duet from the club got seven million views? - Not bad.
- Huh.
- Not bad at all.
- Oh, right.
You probably get seven million likes when you post a picture of your breakfast, right? [CHUCKLES.]
Look, everybody want a little piece of P.
Money's magic.
- Schedule's just tight.
- I get it, I get it.
You have big players who want to collaborate.
But what if their ask's 70%, 80? And they have final say.
I'm leaving my label and I'm gonna start my own.
If we work together we'll have a 50-50 split on ownership and territory.
That means creative freedom and artistic control.
Plus, no cap on royalties.
So, tell me now who's getting paid? [CHUCKLING.]
So you fine and smart.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
[CELL PHONE BEEPING.]
Do we have a deal? Miss Turner.
.
I promise that I will give it serious consideration.
[CELL PHONE BEEPING.]
- Maybe you should get that.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Everything okay? Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? (ALEXIS ON PLAYBACK) 'Is this about Jordan?' (TANGEY) 'I found out that he and Nina had an affair.
' Oh, my God.
Alexis, how could you? [SIREN BUZZING.]
(MALE #2) 'Marker!' And action! (RAINER) 'August.
' Noah.
Is that really you? You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this moment.
And you.
.
You're gonna be a daddy.
- And cut! - 'That's a cut.
' [SIREN BUZZES.]
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
Good, good.
But remember, you've been on the battlefield living an absolute nightmare, right? But now, after months of being away and pining for this woman you're back home with the love of your life.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- You sure you're gonna be okay? - Yeah.
I'm fine.
Alright.
Going again.
Back to one.
(MALE #2) 'And marker.
' Action.
You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this moment.
Are-are we holding for that? I heard an airplane.
- You heard that, right? - 'And cut!' - Goin' again.
- 'Marker.
' 'Marker.
Marker.
' 'Marker!' And action! You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this moment.
Stop.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, cut! - What is the problem? - What's the problem? There's a guy wandering around the woods.
Uh, yes, you, dude.
What're you doing moving around during the take? Do you know how not cool this is? I'm in the middle of an emotional scene.
But instead of being in it, I'm distracted by you.
- 'Alright.
We're gonna fix it.
' - Unbelievable! Why is it you can't rely on anyone anymore? Let's take a ten.
The sun's shifted.
'Alright, let's relight, people.
' [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[DOOR OPENS.]
Hi.
I thought you had auditions.
- What're you doing here? - We're starting later.
Besides, you're more important.
They're beautiful.
Thanks.
I didn't like how we left things.
Me either.
What's going on with you? I just think we need to talk.
Buying a house is a big step.
Well, it is, but.
.
Oh, first, can I tell you what happened on set today? - Have you heard? - No, what? Rainer found out that Jordan and Nina had an affair.
Like, right as we were about to roll.
You're kidding? His mother and his best friend.
Can you believe it? Oh, and it was on a preview of Alexis' show.
So now, the whole world knows, but of course Alexis is hiding out in Ojai It's just like Alexis.
Do a napalm drop and ghost.
How could she do that? She's one of Rainer's closest friends.
Is that a rhetorical question? I just can't believe he's still here w-working or trying to.
Must be hard.
Yeah, but it's the job, so.
.
I'm really worried about him.
He's having a really hard time.
Okay, that's enough about Rainer, alright? - What's your problem? - Uh, what do you think? You seem overly concerned? I would say I'm appropriately concerned.
He's my co-star, and we only today just got back to a place where he's talking to me again after refusing to see me in rehab.
So, yeah, I'm concerned.
Wait.
You went to go see him while he was in rehab? And you didn't think to tell me that? It's not that you went to see Rainer in rehab it's that you didn't tell me.
I would have told you if I had actually seen him, but I didn't.
Do you still have feelings for him? What? [DOOR KNOCKS AND OPENS.]
- First team's up.
- Okay, thank you.
Face it.
It's the elephant in the room.
We never talked about you going back to work with him shooting love scenes, making out on camera You didn't have a problem with me making out with Shane on your movie.
That's completely different.
Okay? There's no history there.
Is this why you're so wishy-washy about the house? No! No, i-it's the timing.
We're both doing a million things right now.
And when are we not busy? Plus, who doesn't dream of living in such a killer place? Look, buying a house is a really big deal.
I know, but we need to give our best and final offer.
[KNOCK AT DOOR.]
[PAIGE SIGHS.]
I'm sorry, they're really chewing me out.
Thank you, Adam.
Can you please just come to the final walk-through with me and we'll figure it out.
Just say the word and I'll get the car.
We don't have to stay here.
We can have this meeting some other time.
[SIGHS.]
Just let me get this over with.
Okay.
Hey, Rain.
I, uh, totally get it if you wanna bail.
Uh, I'm here.
Literally.
Okay, well, then I'll give you the same advice you gave me when I was worried that we couldn't play two people falling in love.
It's called acting.
You can escape from everything, Rainer.
The only thing that matters right now is right here with me.
August.
It's 1945, we're in love you just got back home from the war we're having our baby.
.
We have our whole future ahead of us.
So really, nothing else matters.
[SIREN BUZZING.]
- 'And perfect.
' - 'Marker.
' Action.
August.
Noah.
Is it really you? You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment.
And you.
.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to be a daddy.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[GASPS SOFTLY.]
[SNIFFLING.]
[MUSIC CONTINUES.]
I'm so happy you're home.
And cut! Oh, my God, you guys.
That was magical.
It was exactly the chemistry I was waiting for.
Fantastic job.
Great.
'Alright.
Moving on.
' Good job.
(TASHA) 'That was my favorite scene.
' 'Make sure, make sure you mark that.
' - 'Yeah.
' - Ah.
.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[DOOR THUDS.]
(JORDAN) 'Yo, Rain?' Man, I wanted to tell you.
Look, I'm sorry.
I don't know how to say how sorry I am I can't, man.
Not now.
Please.
I know what you must think.
But when you went to rehab the first time and I was living with you guys, Nina was My mom? That's just it.
This is my mother.
Pack your stuff.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Damn it! Rainer's still not answering? No! It's not even 9 a.
m.
and this day's turned into a total nightmare already.
The blowout bar canceled my standing appointment.
The gate guard sneered at me when I drove onto the lot and Joe at Crafty couldn't even look me in the eye.
I'll get your Crafty for you, I booked Nick to come to your house for a standing blowout and the guard at gate six has a face set to resting bitch.
Don't worry about him.
There's one more thing.
I found Jordan Wilder's birth certificate and start paperwork.
He lied about his age for "Backsplash" but by season two when you two started to, uh.
.
- He was 18.
- Yes.
And we have proof.
I am this close to liking you, Brian.
- Thank you.
- Now get me Alan.
That's actually why I came in.
I hear through the assistant grapevine that he just got called into an emergency board meeting.
I think we know what that's about.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
I still can't believe Jordan and Nina.
Have things settled down over there? How's Paige? Everyone's hanging in.
How you doing? - You wanna know how I'm doing? - Yeah.
All these girls who look pretty much exactly like me are here because this isn't a cheap-ass slasher movie, Adam.
It's a Toby Drake movie.
Holy shit! Like, from the Phantom Creek franchise? 'Yes! What am I gonna do?' This is the biggest audition of my life.
I First, deep breath.
[EXHALES DEEPLY.]
And then, go in there and pretend like it's the crappy straight-to-video movie you thought it was.
[LAUGHS.]
Yeah, see you're already laughing.
No more nerves.
You're gonna kill it.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
I'm gonna kill it.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Where is she? You can't hide from me forever, Alexis.
I know where you live.
Alexis isn't here so if you wanna have it out you're gonna have to throw down with me.
What kind of person destroys lives for trashy reality TV? It's not trash.
It's called a guilty pleasure.
Whatever you want to call it.
Mom, that video doesn't just hurt Nina and Jordan.
Did you ever think about how this might affect Rainer? That's my fault? No, they should have thought about that before they got so cozy.
No, you should have thought about the fact that I never signed a release form.
You Alex' best lawyer? 'Cause I'm suin' both of your asses.
You signed a release.
No, I didn't.
And I explicitly told.
.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Oh, my God.
You tricked me.
Lesson learned, baby girl.
You don't sign anything without reading it first or that's on you.
Nothing means more to you than business not even your own daughter.
Why are you kicking up such a fuss? Everyone loves you again now that you're a victim.
I just made a record deal with Pablo Money.
The last thing that I am is a victim.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
Have you come to pay respects to the dead? No decisions have been made yet.
We're still consulting with our attorneys.
Well, with the current climate in Hollywood.
.
This wasn't harassment and you know it.
It was a 100% consensual relationship.
- Yeah, with a minor.
- Okay, Jordan was 18.
And I have his birth certificate to prove it.
Nina, I'm not the enemy here.
I argued for you in that meeting.
Great! But I deserve to make my case.
Just let me speak to them directly.
Alright, I'll-I'll, I'll see what I can do.
The board meets again next week.
Thank you, Alan.
Guys, you'll never guess what's outside.
Jordan Wilder just sent us a bus to take us all to the beach.
[ALL CHEERING.]
Oh, God.
He's coming.
No, please don't.
Please don't kill me.
No! No! No! That was great.
That was great.
Let's go one more time with a few adjustments.
Yeah? Uh, sure.
Should I act more scared? I want you to, to really get into the physicality of it this time.
Right? When the pickaxe comes down on your sister.
I mean, she's practically immobile.
But she's desperate.
Right? Desperate to get out of the house alive.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I-I got it.
- Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
[EXHALES.]
I'm ready.
Suddenly, the lights go out.
.
[GASPS.]
[OMINOUS.]
Lucy! Oh, Lucy.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
This isn't happening.
It's not real.
It's not real! 'Now, she hears footsteps.
.
' closing in coming for her.
[GASPING.]
Then, she sees the Phantom.
[GASPING.]
No, please, please leave me alone.
Please.
Erica! Erica, help! Please, somebody.
Please help me! He-he-he.
They're all dead.
No one can save you now, slut.
[GASPS.]
She grabs an object throws it at the Phantom but misses.
The Phantom drives his pickaxe into her sister.
[SOBBING.]
No, please don't kill me.
Please don't.
No, no, somebody help me.
Somebody, please.
No! No, please don't kill me.
No! No! [SCREAMING.]
No! [SIGHS.]
Um, thank you.
'Thank you so much for having me.
' That was really fun.
(TOBY) You're it.
You're third to die.
You're my Lucy.
What? S-seriously? Congratulations, Cassandra.
I can't wait to kill you.
[CHUCKLES.]
[POP MUSIC.]
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Ah-ah-ah-ah Drivin' up gonna waste your time Only one more step to the finish line [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Came too far to come back now Rolling out we're homeward bound Don't hold us down It's like one two three Better believe we're gonna make it look easy (JORDAN) Thank you.
Ah-ah ah-ah Stop sit grab a seat Take your pick we're gonna make it look easy [CELL PHONE BUZZING.]
Ah-ah ah-ah Now we walk on air and make fire freeze Ooh ooh we'll make it look easy I like flowers in the cold Never know where my home.
.
Hey.
You ready to talk? Hmm, no.
Well, are you hungry? Hmm, not really.
If we leave now, we can go to a meeting.
No, thanks.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
I give up.
Oh, out of ideas? - Yeah.
- I can think of one.
So many so.
.
We're alive we're alive We're alive and we're alive and moving We're alive we're alive And we're alive and moving We're alive we're alive And we're alive and moving We're alive we're alive And we're alive and moving This is an incredible house.
Oh, why? We've only been seeing each other for two months.
Yeah, but we've known each other for, like, ever.
Paige, we've been fighting.
And we never finished talking about Rainer because there's never time and maybe that's why this is all feeling so rushed.
[SIGHS.]
We're in a good place.
But when we move in together, I want to be in a great place with all the kinks worked out.
I know that you love this house.
It kills me to change my mind, but.
.
[EXHALES.]
I'm just not ready.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Well, I am.
With or.
.
without you.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
.
" If it isn't mom and dad.
.
I mean, now that you left rehab we need to talk about, uh, you know if you're ready to come back to work.
I'm gonna go for Sundance.
I need to recast your part.
We're about to go back to work playing two people who are madly in love.
.
You know, maybe we should talk about what happened.
Alright, y'all.
You come take some photos.
(JORDAN) Hey, what's your director's name over there? - Maricel.
- Hey, Nina.
You can't bring those in here.
If my cameras can't come in, I'm not either.
Close the door.
(ALEXIS) How did I feel when I first found out Jordan and Nina had been having an affair? I was shocked.
[KNOCK AT DOOR.]
[DOOR OPENS.]
(IDA) 'Alexis?' [DOOR CLOSES.]
Alexis, hey, get up.
Time to get up.
What? - Do we have something? - Oh, we do now, thanks to you.
I got a car waiting outside.
I've booked you into a lovely little spot in Ojai for the next couple of nights.
- Why? - At 2 o'clock.
The promos for tonight's Alex-alicious drop.
And every clip will show Tangey telling you that Nina and Jordan had an affair.
Oh, God, no.
Every media outlet, newspaper and magazine will be calling you for a comment.
But you're just not gonna be reachable, okay? I don't want the story getting out until we let it out.
Did I upload that to you? And to the editors, they're cutting it in right now.
And it is gold.
Golden golden No, no, no.
Okay, wait.
I was angry at Nina for blocking me from the Facebook Live, but we can't air that.
Oh, nuh-uh.
No, you don't.
You are not changing your mind again.
Let's get you packed.
- We can't, Tangey is gonna be - That's fine.
Tangey is the messenger.
Nobody's gonna be talkin' about anything except what Nina did.
Tangey never signed a release form.
Oh, yes, she did.
This morning, along with a dozen other papers separating me from her business.
There might have been a release form tucked in there.
Trust me, when this drops it's gonna cause the shitstorm of the century and you don't want to be anywhere near it.
Now, where is your suitcase? [SIGHS.]
It's not working for me anymore.
I'm sorry.
It's not you, I think you're amazing but I think that we should go our separate ways.
- That was great.
- Really? - Are you sure? - Positive.
It just kinda feels wrong to dump the agent who repped my mom.
And Sid's like family.
But you wouldn't leave your career in the hands of your grandpa if he's not gettin' you auditions.
I know, but I'm.
.
Vagihydrate was a national commercial gas.
You should be rocketing to the next level right now.
And I know you can.
If I dump the guy whose heyday was before "Smart Votes.
" And the internet.
Yeah.
Okay.
.
I'll text you when the deed is done.
- Cool.
I'll be on set.
- Okay.
[CELL PHONE RINGING.]
Holy crap! Adam! [RINGING CONTINUES.]
It's him.
I.
.
You can do this.
Rip off the Band-Aid.
[SIGHS.]
Hey, Sid, I was gonna call you today.
Yeah.
I've been thinking and.
.
S-sure, I like horror.
Really? Third dead girl.
Th-that sounds great.
Yeah, I'll be there.
Oh, that's not a problem.
Wouldn't be the first time I've been topless.
Okay.
Thank you.
He got me an audition for a slasher flick.
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
Maybe the producer's a buddy of Sid's from way back so it's probably just some straight to video but it's something.
Hell, yes, it's something.
Sid lives to see another day.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
(WOMAN ON LAPTOP) 'Sometimes a man's entire life is defined by a single choice.
' 'Like this one!' 'Suffocate under the weight of obligation' 'or be a man' 'and choose your own path.
' 'Choose freedom.
Choose me.
.
' Twelve auditions yesterday, no one comes close to what I need for Georgia.
So, what you're saying is I'm irreplaceable.
Don't let it get to your head.
Hmm, no.
No.
You have more auditions to get to and I cannot be late for set.
Okay, here's what I'm thinking.
Boots or sandals? - Sandals.
- Boots.
Right? Yeah.
Also, should I bring a jacket? I should, right? I mean, it's probably a little cold today.
You think these two colors go together? I think they go well.
You've changed clothes four times.
No, I have not.
The thing you do when you're nervous.
- It's cute.
- I'm not nervous.
I'm just, you know, it's, it's always sunny in LA.
So you never know, is it boot weather 'is it sandal weather.
.
' You're going straight to wardrobe once you get to set, Paige.
Fine.
You got me.
I'm a little tiny bit nervous.
Hey, a lot has happened in the two months since "Locked" shut down.
I get it.
Wha-what if I can't switch from Georgia back to August? I mean, I, I-I think I can, but what, what if I can't? There's nothin' to be nervous about 'cause you're gonna be great.
And you're right, go with the boots.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Thanks.
Should I wear my pug sweater? I love that little scrunchy face on the pug.
It.
.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
(ALAN) I'm not comin' at you as a studio head, alright? I care about you.
And I want to make sure (RAINER) I told you, I'm focused, I'm healthy.
.
and I'm here to work.
Rice.
But I don't want Nina on set.
It's a simple request and I think justified.
There are two sides of every story and you don't know both.
Let me guess you're gonna tell me.
When Nina got pregnant, I was married.
And my reputation for sleeping around was.
.
Uh, it was well earned.
I'm not proud of that, that's not the point.
But she knew I wasn't going to leave my wife and she knew I wasn't going to stop being a egomaniacal prick.
Kale, celery, and cucumber.
I can get you one if you want.
I'll pass.
Thank you.
Uh, we should get going if you wanna meditate and practice your lines before hair and makeup.
Mm.
- Unless you guys need - No, we're good.
- Okay.
- Hey, listen.
I am not kicking Nina off the set of her own film, Rainer.
I forgave her.
And maybe, you know, maybe it's time you forgive her too.
Wasn't sure if you like cappuccinos, mochas, or lattes so I got you one of each.
Plain black for me.
I have a pot brewing in the back.
But thanks anyway.
Uh, let me help you with that.
You didn't drive all the way down here to help set up art supplies or bring me coffee, so.
.
Oh, well, it's to make it up to you for flaking on game night.
A friend needed me.
Yeah, it's the kids who are excited to hang with you not me.
- That's fair.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
It's just, it's my job to protect these kids from broken promises.
They get too many of those at home.
I practically grew up at a place like this back in Chicago.
Director was the hardest working woman I knew.
Me too.
In junior high, I was a regular at the city block in Gardena.
Home away from home.
Hmm.
Do you have a caramel latte in there? Oh, definitely.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
[ELEVATOR DINGS.]
(JAKE) If I can swing by the Film Commission office and get my permit and still be at Cassie's to set up for auditions.
Oh, crap, the realtor needs our best and final offer today if we still want the house.
- It has to be today? - Yeah.
[SCOFFS.]
I can't believe this.
We're buying a house in the Hollywood Hills.
I've literally thought about this moment for so long but.
.
Also the mortgage.
That's kinda scary, you know, paying it for the next 30 years.
But I guess that's adulting, right? And the parties on that deck are gonna be so cool.
This is happening so fast.
Wait, you're not getting cold feet, are you? No.
No.
It's just, uh Jake, if you're not a hundred percent in you should've mentioned it sooner.
You're gonna be late for your first day back on "Locked.
" We can talk about it later.
The offer needs to go in today.
Ugh.
I gotta go.
Look, Paige, wait.
I'm gonna be late.
If we had air hockey at my club, forget it.
You couldn't drag me out.
I mean, we practically have to sometimes.
Coming here is like Christmas morning for most of these kids.
That's right.
I never thought about it like that.
Oh, I love to play Santa.
What do you guys need? Basketballs, art supplies? Uh, actually, most people want to donate money or things but what these kids really need are role models.
Oh.
Okay then.
Jordan, I'm talkin' about somebody like you.
Having face time with a successful adult like yourself would broaden their horizons.
If you really want to help I think you should do a talkback.
Sure, I'm game.
But what's a talkback? You'll sit down with the kids for an hour tell your story, answer their questions.
It'll inspire them to see a young man of color doing something positive with his life.
I'm in.
Sign me up.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
"Our whole life's about to change.
"I was thinking about our future.
"Solly's general store is up for sale.
- I know it's, uh.
.
" - Surprise! - Hi.
- Hi.
I was in the neighborhood and I had Adam get me a drive-on because how could I not wish my BFF good luck on her first day back on "Locked.
" Mmm.
Buena suerte mi, Amiga.
Thanks.
So, did you break up with Sid? How did that go? Uhhh.
Well, it didn't happen.
'Because right when I was gonna dump him' for not getting me any auditions he got me an audition.
Really? That's great.
Well, I mean, not that Sid part, but, you know you've been wanting to get out there.
Yeah, it's just a horror flick.
Cass, don't say that.
You love scary movies more than anyone.
True, and I'd be playing the floozy who gets hacked to death with a pickaxe.
Hmm.
Who's the prezzy from? Rainer.
Yeah.
That's, um, us.
Well, it's Noah and, and August reuniting in the scene we're about to shoot.
- Whoa! - I know.
It surprised me too.
This is a very romantic gift.
Yeah, one day he's telling me how madly in love he is with his soulmate and the next he's sending me some, uh, very mixed signals.
Well, you should probably go thank him and find out what's up.
Paige.
Hi.
Oh, wow, uh.
.
Harper Tate.
I was obsessed with you on "My Secret Diary.
" - It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh, you too.
You know, Rainer's told me a lot about you.
Well, I, uh, I wanted to thank you for this beautiful little crew gift.
Oh, it's cute, right? I might have had a little help.
- She's got amazing taste.
- Stop it.
Hey, I thought maybe we should walk on the set together for our first scene.
Oh.
Yeah? The media has been a nightmare for both of us.
I'm sick of the sad sack Rainer GIFs.
And them hating on you 'cause you're with Jake.
"Hashtag Paigesucks.
" Brutal.
- Yeah.
- Let's shut down the gossip.
Put up a united front.
- I like that idea.
- It was Harper's.
[CHUCKLING.]
- Isn't she the best? - Aw.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Me and you Flames crashing Of you [SIGHS.]
Tange, it's me.
Please, please, call me back ASAP.
Before 2 o'clock if possible.
It's really important.
Flames crashing How is Ally? Thank you for coming down and singing that up for me.
That's exactly what the song needed.
Oh, happy to do it.
Look at that.
My two favorite singers in LA all in one day.
Tangey Turner, you know Ally Brooke from "Fifth Harmony," right? Hey! Oh, my God.
Nice to meet you, Tangey.
- I love your music.
- Oh, thank you so much.
I, I loved your last album.
I mean, the one before the country album.
You and everybody else.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Well, I'm volunteering with the ASPCA today so I have to run.
Wow! So, voice of an angel and heart of an angel? Oh.
.
I know you're a busy woman.
- Thank you once again.
- Thank you, Pablo.
- I'mma call you later, okay? - Okay, sounds good.
- So nice to meet you.
- You too.
Will you walk her to the car for me? [DOOR OPENS.]
Take care.
This a bad time? It's never a bad time to talk to Ms.
Tangey Turner.
I mean, unless you're not here to talk.
- You're right about that.
- Hmm.
- So, you came to get paid? - Not exactly.
You know, you ran off pretty fast the other night.
But it's all good.
Pablo Money got you, baby.
Actually.
.
there's something I want you to hear.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- See what I mean? - Yeah.
You can practically hear the rumor mill grinding to a halt.
I'm gonna go talk to our new director.
There you are.
Undeniably handsome.
I take after my dad.
[CHUCKLES.]
Ah.
.
You're welcome by the way.
For what? I told him to, um, give you another chance and see, uh.
.
And you're talking.
It was hardly a conversation.
But, at least he's acknowledging my existence.
I'm getting the hang of this parenting thing.
[CHUCKLES.]
It comes naturally.
There you are, Tasha.
Listen, before we get going I'd like to introduce you to everyone.
So, if I could have everyone's attention 'please, just for a minute.
' 'As some of you may have heard' we lost our director Wyatt over the hiatus.
.
but I am thrilled to introduce his replacement.
Academy Award winning Tasha Zaman.
Thank you.
Thank you, Nina.
Thank you.
Well, I'm delighted to be working with all of you.
'Our plan is to get "Locked" finished in time' 'for the holiday movie push.
' And it's going to be brilliant.
Thank you.
[APPLAUDING.]
[CELL PHONES RINGING.]
What is happening? [ALL CHATTERING.]
[SCOFFS.]
(MALE #1) 'Did you get this TMZ thing?' [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Okay, is this about Jordan? I found out that he and Nina had an affair.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[CROWD CHATTERING.]
Oh my God! Okay.
.
What if he relapses? - Hey, Rainer, open up.
- Honey, please, please.
- Let me explain.
- No.
Rainer, we need to talk.
He's never gonna talk to me again.
No, you made the right decision not telling him at rehab.
Wait, you knew? - Can you believe this? - 'Okay.
.
' Why don't we all just sit down for a sec? No wonder I'm such a screw-up.
Look at you two.
I never stood a chance.
- Rainer.
.
- Rainer, where are you going? Back to set! But not you.
'I don't want to see your face at work' or anywhere else for that matter.
[KIDS LAUGHING.]
You're pretty good at math.
Is that your favorite subject? I like recess.
Boom! Park Place, sucker.
- You know where that's at? - You're looking at it.
No, man, I mean, in the world.
- New York.
- That's Park Avenue.
Close though.
Park Place is in Atlantic City.
Oh, you've been there? Went to a premiere there for a movie I did.
- You like bein' in movies? - Yeah, it's cool.
I love what I do.
What do you want to be when you grow up? - Batman.
- Yeah! Okay, Bruce Wayne.
Bam! Boardwalk.
My old hangout.
That's in Venice Beach.
You ever been there? No, I've never seen the beach except on TV.
Like, any beach, ever? No.
Look, how 'bout I take you tomorrow? - Really? - Yeah.
- Cool.
- 'Jordan!' Is it true? You sleep with Rainer Devon's mom? What? - Why would you say that? - Hey, this is private property.
You guys can't be in here.
- Get out! - When did the affair start? Bet you don't want paint all over that $10,000 camera.
I'll do it.
I'm serious.
Get out! - Get out.
- Now! Get out.
I'm calling the cops.
- Get out! - You're joking, ma'am? Move! - Just gettin' some shots.
- You guys okay? You okay? [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Yeah, man.
- How long has it been goin' on? Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
There's a back door.
Come on.
Is that how you got your career? - Is that how you start.
.
- Why don't you at least speak.
.
Jordan, I can't let you take Isaiah to the beach.
But I promised him.
This place is a refuge for these kids like it was when we were little.
I'm sorry about whatever is going on with you.
- But I can't have you here.
- 'How was she in bed?' Don't come back.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[TANGEY SINGING.]
Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na.
.
[SONG STOPS.]
[SIGHING.]
Oh, my God! You're killin' me.
[CHUCKLES.]
What's the verdict? You got somethin'.
- You don't like it.
- Come on, girl.
You don't need me to tell you that your music dope.
- You know that.
- Really? 'Cause I wanted to go back to my roots but I had like a A little funk groove.
I got that.
I like how you put that little Miami heat flavor in there.
Nice flow.
It's sharp.
Like I said, you got something.
So, what's the deal? I don't hear you saying yes.
Do you realize that our duet from the club got seven million views? - Not bad.
- Huh.
- Not bad at all.
- Oh, right.
You probably get seven million likes when you post a picture of your breakfast, right? [CHUCKLES.]
Look, everybody want a little piece of P.
Money's magic.
- Schedule's just tight.
- I get it, I get it.
You have big players who want to collaborate.
But what if their ask's 70%, 80? And they have final say.
I'm leaving my label and I'm gonna start my own.
If we work together we'll have a 50-50 split on ownership and territory.
That means creative freedom and artistic control.
Plus, no cap on royalties.
So, tell me now who's getting paid? [CHUCKLING.]
So you fine and smart.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
[CELL PHONE BEEPING.]
Do we have a deal? Miss Turner.
.
I promise that I will give it serious consideration.
[CELL PHONE BEEPING.]
- Maybe you should get that.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Everything okay? Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? (ALEXIS ON PLAYBACK) 'Is this about Jordan?' (TANGEY) 'I found out that he and Nina had an affair.
' Oh, my God.
Alexis, how could you? [SIREN BUZZING.]
(MALE #2) 'Marker!' And action! (RAINER) 'August.
' Noah.
Is that really you? You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this moment.
And you.
.
You're gonna be a daddy.
- And cut! - 'That's a cut.
' [SIREN BUZZES.]
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
Good, good.
But remember, you've been on the battlefield living an absolute nightmare, right? But now, after months of being away and pining for this woman you're back home with the love of your life.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- You sure you're gonna be okay? - Yeah.
I'm fine.
Alright.
Going again.
Back to one.
(MALE #2) 'And marker.
' Action.
You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this moment.
Are-are we holding for that? I heard an airplane.
- You heard that, right? - 'And cut!' - Goin' again.
- 'Marker.
' 'Marker.
Marker.
' 'Marker!' And action! You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this moment.
Stop.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, cut! - What is the problem? - What's the problem? There's a guy wandering around the woods.
Uh, yes, you, dude.
What're you doing moving around during the take? Do you know how not cool this is? I'm in the middle of an emotional scene.
But instead of being in it, I'm distracted by you.
- 'Alright.
We're gonna fix it.
' - Unbelievable! Why is it you can't rely on anyone anymore? Let's take a ten.
The sun's shifted.
'Alright, let's relight, people.
' [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[DOOR OPENS.]
Hi.
I thought you had auditions.
- What're you doing here? - We're starting later.
Besides, you're more important.
They're beautiful.
Thanks.
I didn't like how we left things.
Me either.
What's going on with you? I just think we need to talk.
Buying a house is a big step.
Well, it is, but.
.
Oh, first, can I tell you what happened on set today? - Have you heard? - No, what? Rainer found out that Jordan and Nina had an affair.
Like, right as we were about to roll.
You're kidding? His mother and his best friend.
Can you believe it? Oh, and it was on a preview of Alexis' show.
So now, the whole world knows, but of course Alexis is hiding out in Ojai It's just like Alexis.
Do a napalm drop and ghost.
How could she do that? She's one of Rainer's closest friends.
Is that a rhetorical question? I just can't believe he's still here w-working or trying to.
Must be hard.
Yeah, but it's the job, so.
.
I'm really worried about him.
He's having a really hard time.
Okay, that's enough about Rainer, alright? - What's your problem? - Uh, what do you think? You seem overly concerned? I would say I'm appropriately concerned.
He's my co-star, and we only today just got back to a place where he's talking to me again after refusing to see me in rehab.
So, yeah, I'm concerned.
Wait.
You went to go see him while he was in rehab? And you didn't think to tell me that? It's not that you went to see Rainer in rehab it's that you didn't tell me.
I would have told you if I had actually seen him, but I didn't.
Do you still have feelings for him? What? [DOOR KNOCKS AND OPENS.]
- First team's up.
- Okay, thank you.
Face it.
It's the elephant in the room.
We never talked about you going back to work with him shooting love scenes, making out on camera You didn't have a problem with me making out with Shane on your movie.
That's completely different.
Okay? There's no history there.
Is this why you're so wishy-washy about the house? No! No, i-it's the timing.
We're both doing a million things right now.
And when are we not busy? Plus, who doesn't dream of living in such a killer place? Look, buying a house is a really big deal.
I know, but we need to give our best and final offer.
[KNOCK AT DOOR.]
[PAIGE SIGHS.]
I'm sorry, they're really chewing me out.
Thank you, Adam.
Can you please just come to the final walk-through with me and we'll figure it out.
Just say the word and I'll get the car.
We don't have to stay here.
We can have this meeting some other time.
[SIGHS.]
Just let me get this over with.
Okay.
Hey, Rain.
I, uh, totally get it if you wanna bail.
Uh, I'm here.
Literally.
Okay, well, then I'll give you the same advice you gave me when I was worried that we couldn't play two people falling in love.
It's called acting.
You can escape from everything, Rainer.
The only thing that matters right now is right here with me.
August.
It's 1945, we're in love you just got back home from the war we're having our baby.
.
We have our whole future ahead of us.
So really, nothing else matters.
[SIREN BUZZING.]
- 'And perfect.
' - 'Marker.
' Action.
August.
Noah.
Is it really you? You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment.
And you.
.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to be a daddy.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[GASPS SOFTLY.]
[SNIFFLING.]
[MUSIC CONTINUES.]
I'm so happy you're home.
And cut! Oh, my God, you guys.
That was magical.
It was exactly the chemistry I was waiting for.
Fantastic job.
Great.
'Alright.
Moving on.
' Good job.
(TASHA) 'That was my favorite scene.
' 'Make sure, make sure you mark that.
' - 'Yeah.
' - Ah.
.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
[DOOR THUDS.]
(JORDAN) 'Yo, Rain?' Man, I wanted to tell you.
Look, I'm sorry.
I don't know how to say how sorry I am I can't, man.
Not now.
Please.
I know what you must think.
But when you went to rehab the first time and I was living with you guys, Nina was My mom? That's just it.
This is my mother.
Pack your stuff.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Damn it! Rainer's still not answering? No! It's not even 9 a.
m.
and this day's turned into a total nightmare already.
The blowout bar canceled my standing appointment.
The gate guard sneered at me when I drove onto the lot and Joe at Crafty couldn't even look me in the eye.
I'll get your Crafty for you, I booked Nick to come to your house for a standing blowout and the guard at gate six has a face set to resting bitch.
Don't worry about him.
There's one more thing.
I found Jordan Wilder's birth certificate and start paperwork.
He lied about his age for "Backsplash" but by season two when you two started to, uh.
.
- He was 18.
- Yes.
And we have proof.
I am this close to liking you, Brian.
- Thank you.
- Now get me Alan.
That's actually why I came in.
I hear through the assistant grapevine that he just got called into an emergency board meeting.
I think we know what that's about.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
I still can't believe Jordan and Nina.
Have things settled down over there? How's Paige? Everyone's hanging in.
How you doing? - You wanna know how I'm doing? - Yeah.
All these girls who look pretty much exactly like me are here because this isn't a cheap-ass slasher movie, Adam.
It's a Toby Drake movie.
Holy shit! Like, from the Phantom Creek franchise? 'Yes! What am I gonna do?' This is the biggest audition of my life.
I First, deep breath.
[EXHALES DEEPLY.]
And then, go in there and pretend like it's the crappy straight-to-video movie you thought it was.
[LAUGHS.]
Yeah, see you're already laughing.
No more nerves.
You're gonna kill it.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
I'm gonna kill it.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Where is she? You can't hide from me forever, Alexis.
I know where you live.
Alexis isn't here so if you wanna have it out you're gonna have to throw down with me.
What kind of person destroys lives for trashy reality TV? It's not trash.
It's called a guilty pleasure.
Whatever you want to call it.
Mom, that video doesn't just hurt Nina and Jordan.
Did you ever think about how this might affect Rainer? That's my fault? No, they should have thought about that before they got so cozy.
No, you should have thought about the fact that I never signed a release form.
You Alex' best lawyer? 'Cause I'm suin' both of your asses.
You signed a release.
No, I didn't.
And I explicitly told.
.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Oh, my God.
You tricked me.
Lesson learned, baby girl.
You don't sign anything without reading it first or that's on you.
Nothing means more to you than business not even your own daughter.
Why are you kicking up such a fuss? Everyone loves you again now that you're a victim.
I just made a record deal with Pablo Money.
The last thing that I am is a victim.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
Have you come to pay respects to the dead? No decisions have been made yet.
We're still consulting with our attorneys.
Well, with the current climate in Hollywood.
.
This wasn't harassment and you know it.
It was a 100% consensual relationship.
- Yeah, with a minor.
- Okay, Jordan was 18.
And I have his birth certificate to prove it.
Nina, I'm not the enemy here.
I argued for you in that meeting.
Great! But I deserve to make my case.
Just let me speak to them directly.
Alright, I'll-I'll, I'll see what I can do.
The board meets again next week.
Thank you, Alan.
Guys, you'll never guess what's outside.
Jordan Wilder just sent us a bus to take us all to the beach.
[ALL CHEERING.]
Oh, God.
He's coming.
No, please don't.
Please don't kill me.
No! No! No! That was great.
That was great.
Let's go one more time with a few adjustments.
Yeah? Uh, sure.
Should I act more scared? I want you to, to really get into the physicality of it this time.
Right? When the pickaxe comes down on your sister.
I mean, she's practically immobile.
But she's desperate.
Right? Desperate to get out of the house alive.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I-I got it.
- Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
[EXHALES.]
I'm ready.
Suddenly, the lights go out.
.
[GASPS.]
[OMINOUS.]
Lucy! Oh, Lucy.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
This isn't happening.
It's not real.
It's not real! 'Now, she hears footsteps.
.
' closing in coming for her.
[GASPING.]
Then, she sees the Phantom.
[GASPING.]
No, please, please leave me alone.
Please.
Erica! Erica, help! Please, somebody.
Please help me! He-he-he.
They're all dead.
No one can save you now, slut.
[GASPS.]
She grabs an object throws it at the Phantom but misses.
The Phantom drives his pickaxe into her sister.
[SOBBING.]
No, please don't kill me.
Please don't.
No, no, somebody help me.
Somebody, please.
No! No, please don't kill me.
No! No! [SCREAMING.]
No! [SIGHS.]
Um, thank you.
'Thank you so much for having me.
' That was really fun.
(TOBY) You're it.
You're third to die.
You're my Lucy.
What? S-seriously? Congratulations, Cassandra.
I can't wait to kill you.
[CHUCKLES.]
[POP MUSIC.]
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Ah-ah-ah-ah Drivin' up gonna waste your time Only one more step to the finish line [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Came too far to come back now Rolling out we're homeward bound Don't hold us down It's like one two three Better believe we're gonna make it look easy (JORDAN) Thank you.
Ah-ah ah-ah Stop sit grab a seat Take your pick we're gonna make it look easy [CELL PHONE BUZZING.]
Ah-ah ah-ah Now we walk on air and make fire freeze Ooh ooh we'll make it look easy I like flowers in the cold Never know where my home.
.
Hey.
You ready to talk? Hmm, no.
Well, are you hungry? Hmm, not really.
If we leave now, we can go to a meeting.
No, thanks.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
I give up.
Oh, out of ideas? - Yeah.
- I can think of one.
So many so.
.
We're alive we're alive We're alive and we're alive and moving We're alive we're alive And we're alive and moving We're alive we're alive And we're alive and moving We're alive we're alive And we're alive and moving This is an incredible house.
Oh, why? We've only been seeing each other for two months.
Yeah, but we've known each other for, like, ever.
Paige, we've been fighting.
And we never finished talking about Rainer because there's never time and maybe that's why this is all feeling so rushed.
[SIGHS.]
We're in a good place.
But when we move in together, I want to be in a great place with all the kinks worked out.
I know that you love this house.
It kills me to change my mind, but.
.
[EXHALES.]
I'm just not ready.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]
Well, I am.
With or.
.
without you.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.]