Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e03 Episode Script
The Shrink/Brushing Up
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
WHEE.
OHH!
HEE HOO HOO.
AAH!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, STOP!
THIS IS YOUR THIRD FIGH
TODAY.
STOP!
HEATHCLIFF!
DROP THAT FISH, YOU
MISERABLE NUISANCE.
I'LL GET YOU, YOU
MISERABLE LITTLE--
HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO.
[ALL GRUNTING]
AIIEE!
YAA!
YAA!
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF,
SHARE FOR ONCE.
[SNARLS]
NEVER MIND.
NEVER MIND.
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO HEATHCLIFF.
WELL, YES, HE'S ALWAYS
BEEN FEISTY,
BUT I'LL TRY TO THINK
OF SOMETHING.
[CAT SNARLING]
Kid: STOP!
[RING]
OH!
MY GOODNESS!
WHO'S THIS? AND WHAT DID
HEATHCLIFF DO NOW?
HE WHAT?!
I'M SORRY. I--YES!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
YES.
OH
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT HEATH--I GOT IT!
WE JUST DON'T HAVE
ANY OTHER CHOICE.
[GRUNTING]
YOU'LL LIKE THE NICE
DOCTOR, HEATHCLIFF.
I DON'T NEED A SHRINK.
I'M NOT CRAZY.
WELL, OF COURSE WE
CAN FIXEN THE SCHMITTEN
KITTEN HERE.
HA HA. SUCH A CUTE
LITTLE FELLOW.
THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM A BAD MONSTER MOVIE.
IT WON'T HURT HIM,
WILL IT, DOC?
HE WILL LOVE IT!
JUST A FEW SESSIONS,
AND HE'LL BE
A WONDERFUL CAT.
SOHEATHCLIFF
WHEN DID YOU STAR
TO BE ONE BAD
KITTY THERE, HMM?
BRACE YOURSELF FOR
THE PUDGY TORNADO.
UH, HEATHCLIFF, DINNER.
Doctor, voice-over:
IF YOU WANT THE GOOD LIFE,
YOU GOT TO BE GOOD.
HEATHCLIFF,
IS THAT YOU?
HUH?
HELLO, SPIKE.
FINE MORNING, ISN'T IT?
HUH?
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
TOP OF THE DAY
TO YOU, FELLAS.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
HI-HO, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL,
GOOD DAY.
HEATHCLIFF!
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
AFTER THE MILKMAN
ABOUT NOW.
ME? OH, I'D MUCH RATHER
LOOK FOR SOMETHING
GOOD TO DO.
YOU'D RATHER DO WHAT?
Doctor, voice-over:
THE BIRD IN THE HAND
IS A NO-NO.
OOF! YOU Y--
CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALL.
AAH.
[GROWLS]
Doctor, voice-over:
THE BOW-WOW IS NO
JUST MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
HE IS YOUR PAL, TOO.
AFTER YOU.
SAY WHAT?
HEATHCLIFF?
NONE OTHER,
DEAR CANINE FRIEND.
SHALL WE PROCEED?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU FIRST.
NO, DEAR PUPPY, YOU.
YOU.
YOU.
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
IF YOU INSIST.
AARRR! ARR, ARR.
Doctor, voice-over:
THE ANGER ONLY GIVES YOU
THE WRINKLES.
GIVE THAT BACK.
IF IT'S NOT HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S YOU TROUBLEMAKERS.
OOF!
OOF!
[WHISTLES]
[GASPS]
[GASP]
Doctor, voice-over:
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GE
THE BIG BELLYACHE THERE.
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
HA-HOO!HA-HOO!
HA-HOO!
GREAT EATS, HUH, GUYS?
[MUNCHING
AND MUMBLING]
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS,
HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE SOSO NICE!
Doctor, voice-over:
UH-UH. YOUR SHARING KITTY
IS THE CARING KITTY.
GIMME THAT.
[GROWLS]
Doctor, voice-over: UH-UH!
FIGHTING JUST GIVES YOU
SORE LITTLE PAWS THERE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[GROWLS]
COME ON,
FIGHT, YOU WIMP.
WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF CHICKEN?
GO AHEAD, HEATHCLIFF.
NAIL HIM!
HEY, LOOK, GUYS.
WE'RE FISHING
FOR A HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S ONE NOW.
DON'T CATCH THAT ONE.
IT'S ALL YELLOW.
[ALL LAUGHING]
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GOOD.
IT'S NOT MUCH FUN,
EITHER.
HERE, HEATHCLIFF.
FETCH.
Doctor, voice-over:
THE FISH ON THE SIDEWALK
IS DIRTY.
JUST THIS ONCE.
PLEASE?
♪♪
SHH!
HUH?
SOMETHING DOWNSTAIRS.
MIGHT BE A BURGLAR.
A BURGLAR?
ARE YOU SURE?
HEATHCLIFF WOULD'VE MADE
A RUCKUS IF A BURGLAR WAS--
HEATHCLIFF'S NOT THE SAME.
HE'S CHANGED.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT,
DRAGGING HIM TO
THAT KOOKY DOCTOR.
YOU'D BETTER CALL
THE POLICE.
OH, I WISH HE WERE
THE SAME OL' HEATHCLIFF.
SO DO I.
[CLANK]
SHH!
HUH?
HA HA!
JUST PASSING
THROUGH.
HA HA. NICE
FLASHLIGHT, HUH?
NICE KITTEN.
THANK YOU.
MEOW.
GRRR.
NICE DOGGY.
HA HA HA HA.
ARRR.
Doctor, voice-over:
DON'T BE GETTING
ALL FLAPPERED OUT NOW.
OH, SHUT UP.
NOBODY DOES THA
TO SPIKE EXCEPT ME!
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
GOOD FOR YOU!
YEAH!
WELL, THANKS FOR
YOUR HELP, GOOD BUDDY.
YOU'VE GOT A FINE CA
THERE, SIR.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
WE ARE!
[SIREN WHOOPS]
YOU SEE THAT?
THAT'S MY HEATHCLIFF!
WELCOME, HEATHCLIFF.
ARE WE GLAD TO
HAVE YOU BACK.
WHAT AM I DOING?
I MUST BE NUTS!
AH
THIS WILL BE ZE GREATES
CREATION OF SCREWLOUSE
IF ONLY I CAN THINK
OF ZE FINAL TOUCH
THEN I SHALL WIN
ZE GRAND PRIZE!
AND ALL THAT MONEY.
ALORS!
ZE INSPIRATION!
[YAWNS]
MY MASTERPIECE!
THE CROWNING GLORY
OF SCREWLOUSE LAUTREC.
IT IS FINISHED.
I AM ZE GREATEST.
YOU UGLY DOG!
OUI!YOU WILL WATCH
THIS PAINTING
WHILE I GO BRING ZE GREA
ART CRITIC REX SNOB
TO SEE THIS.
SEE WHAT?
THIS! YOU MUST PROTECT I
WHILE I'M GONE.
MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVEN
BREATHES NEAR THIS CREATION.
SURE, I'LL PROTEC
WHATEVER IT IS I'M
SUPPOSED TO PROTECT.
THAT'S ONE CRAZY CAT.
A NEAT JUNKYARD
IS A HAPPY JUNKYARD.
[YAWNS]
I THINK I'LL TAKE
A LITTLE NAP.
YEAH, YUM
I BET THERE'S SOME
GOOD STUFF IN THAT BAG.
BOY, THIS CAN'S DEEPER
THAN IT LOOKS.
GEE, IT IS DEEP.
GET YOUR HEAD OU
OF THAT PAINTING,
STUPID.
WHOOOOOAA!
UHH!
GEE, MUST HAVE BUMPED
MY HEAD REALLY HARD.
THIS JUNKYARD LOOKS
A LITTLE GOOFY.
Riff Raff:
MUNGO, WHERE ARE YOU?
HI, RIFF RAFF.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
WHERE'S HERE,
YA FISHBRAIN?
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
WH--WHOO-OO
UHHH!
YOU MISERABLE CAT!
I'M GONNA--
HMM.
NOT BAD
FOR A PAINTING
OF THE JUNKYARD.
ONE LITTLE THING
MISSING THOUGH,
THE TOP OF
MY GARBAGE CAN.
YOU IMBECILE!
GET AWAY FROM THAT!
STAY AWAY FROM
MY MASTERPIECE!
MAGNIFICENT!
MAGNIFICENT, INDEED!
IT IS?
I MEAN, OF COURSE!
SHE IS EXTRAORDINAIRE!
SHE IS A SCREWLOUSE!
BRILLIANT!
AN ENERGETIC,
WONDERFUL CREATION.
A NEW PERIOD IN THE CAREER
OF SCREWLOUSE.
DO YOU THINK IT WILL WIN
ZE GRAND PRIZE?
AND THE MONEY.
BUT OF COURSE.
YOU MISERABLE, UGLY DOG.
YOU WILL HELP US TRANSPOR
THIS PAINTING TO ZE GALLERY.
OUI?
PERHAPS A BOX
OF DOGGY TREATS
WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.
[PANTS]
WH-WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
EARTHQUAKE!
M-MY, THIS SURE IS
A WEIRD GARBAGE CAN.
GET BACK HERE WITH MUNGO!
YOU CATNAPPERS!
SOME PAINTING OF
THE JUNKYARD, HUH?
THAT CRAZY ARTIST SHOULD
THANK ME FOR PUTTING
THE TOP ON THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU FURBRAIN, MUNGO'S
IN THAT GARBAGE CAN!
ER, WHAT?
HERE'S A BOARD
YOU CAN RIDE THROUGH
THE COUNTRYSIDE.
IN THE NICK OF TIME.
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
Mungo: WHAT'S
GOING O-O-O-O-ON?
WHO SAID THAT?
UH, ME.
WHO SAID,
"WHO SAID THAT?"
AAOOHHH!
OOOHHHHH!
THERE GOES MUNGO!
ABOUT FACE!
YOU STILL IN THERE,
MUNGO?!
HI, RIFF RAFF.
I'M HERE, BU
I THINK I'M STANDING
ON THE CEILING.
HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET HIM OUT?
WE GOTTA THINK
OF SOMETHING
BEFORE THEY NOTICE
THIS THING'S MISSING.
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE DID
MY MASTERPIECE GO?
ITWENTTHATAWAY.
[GRUNTING]
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL RAISE THE POWER.
STOP FLYING
THAT MASTERPIECE!
WHOAAAA!
WH-WHOOOAAA!
YOU BONEHEAD DOG!
HOLD ONTO IT!
YOU ARE SO REAL,
SO ALIVE, SO
EXTRAORDINAIRE.
AFTER WINNING ZE PRIZE
TOMORROW,
THIS PAINTING
WILL BE SENT ON EXHIBI
AROUND ZE WORLD
FOR 10 YEARS!
FOR 10 YEARS?
[SNORING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
ALLEY-OOP, WORDSWORTH.
HUH?
DON'T WORRY, MUNGO,
WE WON'T LET YOU
STAY THERE 10 YEARS.
GUH-GOOD.
I ALREADY ATE
ALL THE FOOD.
TRY TO KNOCK YOURSELF
AGAINST THE LID.
UH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS.
[CLANG]
UH, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK, BOSS.
HMM, THERE HAS TO BE
A WAY TO GET MUNGO OUT.
AHA! I'VE GOT IT!
WE'LL TAKE OFF THE PAIN
WITH THE REMOVER HERE,
THEN GOOD OL' MUNGO'S
IN THE CLEAR.
BETTER HURRY, GUYS.
LEROY'S SERIOUS.
[GROWLS]
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEEOWW!
YOWWW!
HEY, WHO TURNED OU
THE LIGHTS?
YEOWW! OWW! HUHH!
DON'T WORRY, BUDDIES.
WE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF THERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN HERE?
UH, NOTHING,
MR. SCREWLOUSE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
MY LITTLE MASTERPIECE?
Wordsworth:
WE'RE ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT'S A MIGHTY
DARK NIGHT.
AAH! TALKING PAINTINGS?
THAT'S RI-RIDICULOUS!
I MUST BE TIRED.
OH
I NEED REST.
I NEED THE REST.
EITHER THIS PLAN WORKS,
OR IT'S GOOD-BYE
MUNGO AND WORDSWORTH.
GOOD-BYE, MUNGO?GOOD-BYE, MUNGO?
NO! WE CAN'T DO THAT.
Rex Snob:
LOVERS OF GREAT ART,
IT IS TIME TO REVEAL
THE MASTERPIECE
OF SCREWLOUSE.
Woman:
BRILLIANT.
[HUBBUH]
MONSIEUR SCREWLOUSE
GRAND PRIZE WINNER.
CHARGE!
YEOW!
YEOW!
GRAB HOLD, BUDDIES.
[BAWLS] IS ENOUGH!
IS ENOUGH!
11
11
22
22
3!3!
3!3!
Riff Raff:
HAVE A NICE DAY!
All: BYE!
AT LEASTI WON
ZE GRAND PRIZE.
SINCE THE GARBAGE
IN THAT PAINTING
WAS SO YUMMY,
I DECIDED
WE MIGHT WANT A WORK
OF ART OF OUR OWN.
THIS WOULDN'T BE A BIG PROBLEM
IF SPIKE WAS WEARING HIS
LICENSE.
IF THE DOG CATCHER PICKS UP YOUR
DOG
AND HE'S WEARING A LICENSE, YOU
CAN BE NOTIFIED.
IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE, THE
POUND DOESN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL.
SO BE SURE YOUR DOG HAS A
LICENSE,
AND BE SURE HE HAS IT ON AT ALL
TIMES. RIGHT, SPIKE?
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
WHEE.
OHH!
HEE HOO HOO.
AAH!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, STOP!
THIS IS YOUR THIRD FIGH
TODAY.
STOP!
HEATHCLIFF!
DROP THAT FISH, YOU
MISERABLE NUISANCE.
I'LL GET YOU, YOU
MISERABLE LITTLE--
HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO.
[ALL GRUNTING]
AIIEE!
YAA!
YAA!
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF,
SHARE FOR ONCE.
[SNARLS]
NEVER MIND.
NEVER MIND.
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO HEATHCLIFF.
WELL, YES, HE'S ALWAYS
BEEN FEISTY,
BUT I'LL TRY TO THINK
OF SOMETHING.
[CAT SNARLING]
Kid: STOP!
[RING]
OH!
MY GOODNESS!
WHO'S THIS? AND WHAT DID
HEATHCLIFF DO NOW?
HE WHAT?!
I'M SORRY. I--YES!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
YES.
OH
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT HEATH--I GOT IT!
WE JUST DON'T HAVE
ANY OTHER CHOICE.
[GRUNTING]
YOU'LL LIKE THE NICE
DOCTOR, HEATHCLIFF.
I DON'T NEED A SHRINK.
I'M NOT CRAZY.
WELL, OF COURSE WE
CAN FIXEN THE SCHMITTEN
KITTEN HERE.
HA HA. SUCH A CUTE
LITTLE FELLOW.
THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM A BAD MONSTER MOVIE.
IT WON'T HURT HIM,
WILL IT, DOC?
HE WILL LOVE IT!
JUST A FEW SESSIONS,
AND HE'LL BE
A WONDERFUL CAT.
SOHEATHCLIFF
WHEN DID YOU STAR
TO BE ONE BAD
KITTY THERE, HMM?
BRACE YOURSELF FOR
THE PUDGY TORNADO.
UH, HEATHCLIFF, DINNER.
Doctor, voice-over:
IF YOU WANT THE GOOD LIFE,
YOU GOT TO BE GOOD.
HEATHCLIFF,
IS THAT YOU?
HUH?
HELLO, SPIKE.
FINE MORNING, ISN'T IT?
HUH?
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
TOP OF THE DAY
TO YOU, FELLAS.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
HI-HO, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL,
GOOD DAY.
HEATHCLIFF!
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
AFTER THE MILKMAN
ABOUT NOW.
ME? OH, I'D MUCH RATHER
LOOK FOR SOMETHING
GOOD TO DO.
YOU'D RATHER DO WHAT?
Doctor, voice-over:
THE BIRD IN THE HAND
IS A NO-NO.
OOF! YOU Y--
CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALL.
AAH.
[GROWLS]
Doctor, voice-over:
THE BOW-WOW IS NO
JUST MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
HE IS YOUR PAL, TOO.
AFTER YOU.
SAY WHAT?
HEATHCLIFF?
NONE OTHER,
DEAR CANINE FRIEND.
SHALL WE PROCEED?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU FIRST.
NO, DEAR PUPPY, YOU.
YOU.
YOU.
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
IF YOU INSIST.
AARRR! ARR, ARR.
Doctor, voice-over:
THE ANGER ONLY GIVES YOU
THE WRINKLES.
GIVE THAT BACK.
IF IT'S NOT HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S YOU TROUBLEMAKERS.
OOF!
OOF!
[WHISTLES]
[GASPS]
[GASP]
Doctor, voice-over:
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GE
THE BIG BELLYACHE THERE.
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
HA-HOO!HA-HOO!
HA-HOO!
GREAT EATS, HUH, GUYS?
[MUNCHING
AND MUMBLING]
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS,
HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE SOSO NICE!
Doctor, voice-over:
UH-UH. YOUR SHARING KITTY
IS THE CARING KITTY.
GIMME THAT.
[GROWLS]
Doctor, voice-over: UH-UH!
FIGHTING JUST GIVES YOU
SORE LITTLE PAWS THERE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[GROWLS]
COME ON,
FIGHT, YOU WIMP.
WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF CHICKEN?
GO AHEAD, HEATHCLIFF.
NAIL HIM!
HEY, LOOK, GUYS.
WE'RE FISHING
FOR A HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S ONE NOW.
DON'T CATCH THAT ONE.
IT'S ALL YELLOW.
[ALL LAUGHING]
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GOOD.
IT'S NOT MUCH FUN,
EITHER.
HERE, HEATHCLIFF.
FETCH.
Doctor, voice-over:
THE FISH ON THE SIDEWALK
IS DIRTY.
JUST THIS ONCE.
PLEASE?
♪♪
SHH!
HUH?
SOMETHING DOWNSTAIRS.
MIGHT BE A BURGLAR.
A BURGLAR?
ARE YOU SURE?
HEATHCLIFF WOULD'VE MADE
A RUCKUS IF A BURGLAR WAS--
HEATHCLIFF'S NOT THE SAME.
HE'S CHANGED.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT,
DRAGGING HIM TO
THAT KOOKY DOCTOR.
YOU'D BETTER CALL
THE POLICE.
OH, I WISH HE WERE
THE SAME OL' HEATHCLIFF.
SO DO I.
[CLANK]
SHH!
HUH?
HA HA!
JUST PASSING
THROUGH.
HA HA. NICE
FLASHLIGHT, HUH?
NICE KITTEN.
THANK YOU.
MEOW.
GRRR.
NICE DOGGY.
HA HA HA HA.
ARRR.
Doctor, voice-over:
DON'T BE GETTING
ALL FLAPPERED OUT NOW.
OH, SHUT UP.
NOBODY DOES THA
TO SPIKE EXCEPT ME!
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
GOOD FOR YOU!
YEAH!
WELL, THANKS FOR
YOUR HELP, GOOD BUDDY.
YOU'VE GOT A FINE CA
THERE, SIR.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
WE ARE!
[SIREN WHOOPS]
YOU SEE THAT?
THAT'S MY HEATHCLIFF!
WELCOME, HEATHCLIFF.
ARE WE GLAD TO
HAVE YOU BACK.
WHAT AM I DOING?
I MUST BE NUTS!
AH
THIS WILL BE ZE GREATES
CREATION OF SCREWLOUSE
IF ONLY I CAN THINK
OF ZE FINAL TOUCH
THEN I SHALL WIN
ZE GRAND PRIZE!
AND ALL THAT MONEY.
ALORS!
ZE INSPIRATION!
[YAWNS]
MY MASTERPIECE!
THE CROWNING GLORY
OF SCREWLOUSE LAUTREC.
IT IS FINISHED.
I AM ZE GREATEST.
YOU UGLY DOG!
OUI!YOU WILL WATCH
THIS PAINTING
WHILE I GO BRING ZE GREA
ART CRITIC REX SNOB
TO SEE THIS.
SEE WHAT?
THIS! YOU MUST PROTECT I
WHILE I'M GONE.
MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVEN
BREATHES NEAR THIS CREATION.
SURE, I'LL PROTEC
WHATEVER IT IS I'M
SUPPOSED TO PROTECT.
THAT'S ONE CRAZY CAT.
A NEAT JUNKYARD
IS A HAPPY JUNKYARD.
[YAWNS]
I THINK I'LL TAKE
A LITTLE NAP.
YEAH, YUM
I BET THERE'S SOME
GOOD STUFF IN THAT BAG.
BOY, THIS CAN'S DEEPER
THAN IT LOOKS.
GEE, IT IS DEEP.
GET YOUR HEAD OU
OF THAT PAINTING,
STUPID.
WHOOOOOAA!
UHH!
GEE, MUST HAVE BUMPED
MY HEAD REALLY HARD.
THIS JUNKYARD LOOKS
A LITTLE GOOFY.
Riff Raff:
MUNGO, WHERE ARE YOU?
HI, RIFF RAFF.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
WHERE'S HERE,
YA FISHBRAIN?
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
WH--WHOO-OO
UHHH!
YOU MISERABLE CAT!
I'M GONNA--
HMM.
NOT BAD
FOR A PAINTING
OF THE JUNKYARD.
ONE LITTLE THING
MISSING THOUGH,
THE TOP OF
MY GARBAGE CAN.
YOU IMBECILE!
GET AWAY FROM THAT!
STAY AWAY FROM
MY MASTERPIECE!
MAGNIFICENT!
MAGNIFICENT, INDEED!
IT IS?
I MEAN, OF COURSE!
SHE IS EXTRAORDINAIRE!
SHE IS A SCREWLOUSE!
BRILLIANT!
AN ENERGETIC,
WONDERFUL CREATION.
A NEW PERIOD IN THE CAREER
OF SCREWLOUSE.
DO YOU THINK IT WILL WIN
ZE GRAND PRIZE?
AND THE MONEY.
BUT OF COURSE.
YOU MISERABLE, UGLY DOG.
YOU WILL HELP US TRANSPOR
THIS PAINTING TO ZE GALLERY.
OUI?
PERHAPS A BOX
OF DOGGY TREATS
WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.
[PANTS]
WH-WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
EARTHQUAKE!
M-MY, THIS SURE IS
A WEIRD GARBAGE CAN.
GET BACK HERE WITH MUNGO!
YOU CATNAPPERS!
SOME PAINTING OF
THE JUNKYARD, HUH?
THAT CRAZY ARTIST SHOULD
THANK ME FOR PUTTING
THE TOP ON THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU FURBRAIN, MUNGO'S
IN THAT GARBAGE CAN!
ER, WHAT?
HERE'S A BOARD
YOU CAN RIDE THROUGH
THE COUNTRYSIDE.
IN THE NICK OF TIME.
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
Mungo: WHAT'S
GOING O-O-O-O-ON?
WHO SAID THAT?
UH, ME.
WHO SAID,
"WHO SAID THAT?"
AAOOHHH!
OOOHHHHH!
THERE GOES MUNGO!
ABOUT FACE!
YOU STILL IN THERE,
MUNGO?!
HI, RIFF RAFF.
I'M HERE, BU
I THINK I'M STANDING
ON THE CEILING.
HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET HIM OUT?
WE GOTTA THINK
OF SOMETHING
BEFORE THEY NOTICE
THIS THING'S MISSING.
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE DID
MY MASTERPIECE GO?
ITWENTTHATAWAY.
[GRUNTING]
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL RAISE THE POWER.
STOP FLYING
THAT MASTERPIECE!
WHOAAAA!
WH-WHOOOAAA!
YOU BONEHEAD DOG!
HOLD ONTO IT!
YOU ARE SO REAL,
SO ALIVE, SO
EXTRAORDINAIRE.
AFTER WINNING ZE PRIZE
TOMORROW,
THIS PAINTING
WILL BE SENT ON EXHIBI
AROUND ZE WORLD
FOR 10 YEARS!
FOR 10 YEARS?
[SNORING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
ALLEY-OOP, WORDSWORTH.
HUH?
DON'T WORRY, MUNGO,
WE WON'T LET YOU
STAY THERE 10 YEARS.
GUH-GOOD.
I ALREADY ATE
ALL THE FOOD.
TRY TO KNOCK YOURSELF
AGAINST THE LID.
UH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS.
[CLANG]
UH, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK, BOSS.
HMM, THERE HAS TO BE
A WAY TO GET MUNGO OUT.
AHA! I'VE GOT IT!
WE'LL TAKE OFF THE PAIN
WITH THE REMOVER HERE,
THEN GOOD OL' MUNGO'S
IN THE CLEAR.
BETTER HURRY, GUYS.
LEROY'S SERIOUS.
[GROWLS]
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEEOWW!
YOWWW!
HEY, WHO TURNED OU
THE LIGHTS?
YEOWW! OWW! HUHH!
DON'T WORRY, BUDDIES.
WE'LL GET YOU
OUT OF THERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN HERE?
UH, NOTHING,
MR. SCREWLOUSE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
MY LITTLE MASTERPIECE?
Wordsworth:
WE'RE ALL RIGHT,
BUT IT'S A MIGHTY
DARK NIGHT.
AAH! TALKING PAINTINGS?
THAT'S RI-RIDICULOUS!
I MUST BE TIRED.
OH
I NEED REST.
I NEED THE REST.
EITHER THIS PLAN WORKS,
OR IT'S GOOD-BYE
MUNGO AND WORDSWORTH.
GOOD-BYE, MUNGO?GOOD-BYE, MUNGO?
NO! WE CAN'T DO THAT.
Rex Snob:
LOVERS OF GREAT ART,
IT IS TIME TO REVEAL
THE MASTERPIECE
OF SCREWLOUSE.
Woman:
BRILLIANT.
[HUBBUH]
MONSIEUR SCREWLOUSE
GRAND PRIZE WINNER.
CHARGE!
YEOW!
YEOW!
GRAB HOLD, BUDDIES.
[BAWLS] IS ENOUGH!
IS ENOUGH!
11
11
22
22
3!3!
3!3!
Riff Raff:
HAVE A NICE DAY!
All: BYE!
AT LEASTI WON
ZE GRAND PRIZE.
SINCE THE GARBAGE
IN THAT PAINTING
WAS SO YUMMY,
I DECIDED
WE MIGHT WANT A WORK
OF ART OF OUR OWN.
THIS WOULDN'T BE A BIG PROBLEM
IF SPIKE WAS WEARING HIS
LICENSE.
IF THE DOG CATCHER PICKS UP YOUR
DOG
AND HE'S WEARING A LICENSE, YOU
CAN BE NOTIFIED.
IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE, THE
POUND DOESN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL.
SO BE SURE YOUR DOG HAS A
LICENSE,
AND BE SURE HE HAS IT ON AT ALL
TIMES. RIGHT, SPIKE?
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION