I Didn't Do It (2014) s02e03 Episode Script

Oh, hi.
Aren't you adorable? And slobbery, yes, you are.
Ahem.
He's so huge, it looks like you could ride him.
He's a dog, not a horse.
Yeah, well, this one time I saw a video of a monkey riding a dog at a rodeo.
And it looked like tons of fun.
Until the clown got involved.
They ruin everything.
Don't listen to him.
No one's gonna ride you.
Clearly you love dogs.
Would you be interested in adopting this guy? Totally.
Does he come with a saddle? Again, not for riding.
Logan, you know we can't get a dog.
We used to have a dog, but our parents won't let us have another one 'cause we're going off to college soon.
Well, I am.
Hey, hey, I might go to college.
Then again, once you're gone, I'd have a two-bedroom suite.
Ooh, it's a tough choice.
Well, if you can't have a dog, maybe you would like to foster one.
Foster? What's that? Well, that's when you take him home and you take care of him until someone else adopts him and he joins his forever family.
That's what I'm doing with Scooter here.
Weird that you gave him the name of something you could ride.
Step away from the dog, sir.
So, how would I go about fostering? I'd love to have a dog around the house again.
Well, you can find me on the web at Monica's Pet Rescue.
You'll find all the information that you need.
Thanks.
Do you mind if I take a quick picture? No, not at all.
I meant with Scooter.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Yup.
Photobomb.
You want to tag me on that? Hey, that's really good drawing.
What is it? It's an outfit I designed for Home-Ec.
It's a classic romper, basically pants and shirt all in one.
It's like onesies for adults.
Who misses onesies? Me neither.
Deals, where's your sketch? I'll get to it.
- It's due tomorrow.
- Tomorrow? You haven't even started yet? We've had this assignment for like a month.
How are you gonna finish it in Done.
What's What's that? It's supposed to be a romper.
It kind of looks like a boot.
Oh, no, it's Italy.
That's all I can draw.
Italy and Snoopy.
How can we make a dress out of Italy? Well, it's easier than making one out of Snoopy.
Yeah, what does it matter? Mr.
Detweiler's going to choose your design anyway.
Aw, thank you for saying that.
So I didn't have to.
Oh, hey, Betty, you looking for help? Did the sign give it away? If you know of someone who's looking for a part-time job, let me know.
Well, I am.
I'm starting to save for a car.
What kind of experience do you have? I mowed lawns for a summer.
And then what? You quit? So you're a quitter? I I didn't quit.
It was fall.
The grass stopped growing.
And then I shoveled snow that winter.
So you can't stay in one job? You're an unfocused quitter.
Look, I'm a hard worker, I know the menu back and front, and I'm passionate about smoothies.
That makes one of us.
Okay, you can start tomorrow.
Wow, so I was really that impressive? No, I just forgot the tape.
So it's important that the first day Get the dog into a routine, which includes when to feed him and when to play.
Right.
Now as far as night time goes He should sleep in the crate.
I'll also take away his water 2 hours before bedtime.
Yeah, I kind of got a spiel here.
And if you keep interrupting me You won't get through it.
And I did it again.
Sorry, please continue.
Actually, that's it.
Can we meet the dog now? First things first.
Oh, what are those? Wee-wee pads.
Wee-wee pads? You're kidding, right? No, that's what they're called.
Wee-wee pads.
Now you're saying it.
Just so you know, I'll be the primary caregiver.
I'm gonna need that in writing.
Just one more thing.
You got to rethink the paneling in here.
What does that have to do with the dog? Nothing.
It's just a little tired.
Okay, paneling's out.
Now can we meet the dog? This is Franklin.
Oh, my gosh, it's a puppy.
It's kind of little, isn't it? That's what makes it a puppy.
Aw, you're the most precious thing ever.
Well, I guess the dog could ride the monkey.
Hi, Franklin.
I'm Logan.
He'll only be here for a few weeks, so be careful you don't get too attached.
Oh, don't worry about me, I'm a guy.
Guys don't Oh, look at those eyes.
All right, ladies and Ramon, you know the drill.
Every team will show me their two designs, I'll pick the best one, and then you'll build it.
Here it comes.
Let's see who's going to win "Project Romper, the real rompers of Ditka High.
" He has got to stop watching those shows.
Boring.
Promising.
Build it.
Uh, derivative.
I left New York for this? Eenie, meenie, minie, build it.
Oh, playful, classic, well executed.
That's kind of what I was going for.
What is that? Well, it's supposed to be It's genius, is what it is.
Original, whimsical, I love it.
You're kidding, right? I never kid about fashion.
Build it.
You know, if it's any consolation, that is the best Italy I have ever drawn.
This is where you'll be working.
Oh, well, I thought I'd be working out front.
You know, where people can see me? You really want people to see you wearing a hair net? Back here's good.
All right.
Am I rocking it? Nobody rocks a hair net.
First assignment, slice those bananas.
That won't take long.
That won't, but those might.
Oh, my.
I call it the wall of potassium.
I was gonna say banana-palooza.
Don't try to top me.
Now stay focused while you're using that knife.
You don't want to have to learn to count to nine and a half, like Betty.
Gah! Gotcha.
That's right.
Betty's got a lighter side.
- Hey.
- Hey, how's it going? Not so good.
To be honest, I'm kind of upset Mr.
Detweiler chose your design over mine.
Yeah, I know.
It was totally weird.
I mean, he's totally weird, so the fact that he made a weird choice isn't so weird.
I can't stop saying weird.
You know what? I'm over it.
Let's just get back to work.
Great.
So, what kind of fabric should we use? - I don't know.
- Of course, you don't know.
You're not fashion! I'm fashion! Said the girl who's clearly not over it.
I mean, I'm known for fashion.
My name even rhymes with it.
Jasmine-fashion? You got to say it fast.
Jasmine-fashion, Jasmine-fashion, Jasmine-fashion.
Oh yeah, yeah, now I hear it.
Come on, it just makes sense.
Between the two of us, I think it's kind of obvious who has style.
Are you saying I don't have style? Deals, come on, wearing whatever you find on the floor isn't really style.
Um, for your information, I found this shirt on a chair.
And the pants? Of course they were on the floor.
Where else would you keep pants? Well You know, this isn't about me having or not having style, which I have.
This is about you being a sore loser.
- It is not.
- Yes, it is.
You can't handle the fact that my drawing was picked and yours wasn't.
I'm not going to demean myself with a response, Floor-Pants.
You just did, Jasmine-fashion, Jasmine-fashion, Jasmine-fashion.
By the way, it doesn't rhyme! That's it, I'm out of here.
Fine, I don't need your help.
I can sew my Italy romper all by myself.
Now Which one of you bad boys is a sewing machine? Where's Franklin? There he is.
Where's Franklin? There he is.
Where's Franklin? Where is Franklin? There he is.
Okay, you ready? Shake hands.
Okay, speak.
Do nothing.
Good boy! Good boy.
Okay, now you're gonna sleep in here, and I'll be right over there in case you need anything.
Nighty-night.
Okay, it's okay.
It's okay, baby.
It's It's okay.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, we're gonna We're gonna need to get you a smaller crate.
Okay.
Goodnight.
We both knew this was gonna happen.
Hey.
You okay? No.
Delia and I aren't speaking to each other.
We got into a fight about fashion.
Garrett and I fight about fashion all the time.
- Really? - Uh, no.
Mr.
Detweiler chose Delia's drawing over mine for our class project.
I got mad and said some things that weren't very nice.
Sounds like you're more mad at yourself than you're at Delia.
You know what? I think you're right.
I am? That was a totally wild guess.
Maybe you should apologize.
That's a really good idea.
Whoa! Two for two? If I could grow a beard, I would be doing this right now.
Oh, my gosh, that is the cutest puppy ever! This is Franklin.
Franklin, this is Jasmine.
He goes to the bathroom on something called a wee-wee pad.
Or next to it.
Next to what? I'm not saying it.
I said it in my head.
Linds, I'll go get you a smoothie and maybe some water for the little cutie.
Huh! I'd rather have a smoothie, but water works, too.
What a cute dog.
This is Franklin, I'm fostering him.
My family's been talking about adopting a puppy.
Oh, he'd be perfect for a family.
My wife and I have 6-year-old twins.
We're twins, too.
Hey, you want to hold him? Okay, slow down, everyone.
The adoption process isn't quite that easy.
First you got to fill out an application, which involves a lot of words and boxes and stuff.
Yeah, it's very complicated.
Can I get the application from you? Oh, no, no, no, no.
You see, getting the application is even more complicated than filling it out.
Actually, you can just look it up online.
Go to Monica's Pet Rescue, and everything you need will be there.
Great.
Thanks so much.
Nice to meet you.
Hope to see you soon.
What? Wow.
Super chatty today, aren't we? - Hey.
- Hey.
How's it going? Super great.
I've been sewing up a storm.
Are you stuck? A little bit.
I couldn't reach the scissors.
Look, Deals, about our fight, everything you said was right.
I was being a sore loser.
I'm so sorry.
What made you realize that? Logan.
Okay, if you don't want to tell me, it's fine.
Forgive me? Of course.
And I'm sorry, too, for all the bad things I've been thinking about you.
I've been stuck here a while.
And you do have style.
It's your own, and it's what makes you, you.
Thanks.
By the way, I started hanging up my pants.
Never realized how ugly my carpeting is.
Well, should we get busy on that romper? Yeah, yeah, but before we do that Did you sew yourself to the machine? Yes, ma'am, indeed I did.
Dude, what's wrong? Can't open my locker.
Why not? Betty's got me cutting so much fruit, my hand turned into a claw.
Is it stuck that way? No, I can do this.
But then this happens.
Whoa.
I thought working at Rumblejuice was gonna be so glamorous.
I don't think you know what glamorous means.
What am I gonna do? Why don't you just quit? I can't.
I told Betty I wasn't a quitter.
And if I do quit, where are we all gonna hang out? Well, most of us would still be at Rumblejuice.
Uh, well, if you can't quit then just get her to fire you.
You know, it's a pretty good idea.
It is? I did it again? This imaginary beard is really working out.
If only it wasn't so itchy.
It's so cool this worked out.
When I told my kids we were getting a puppy, they were so happy.
Yeah, yeah, happy kids.
So your kids are six, right? Yes.
Hmm, the thing is, kids can be kind of grabby with puppies.
Not to worry, the twins are very well behaved.
Well, until they get grabby.
Remember how grabby we were? When we were six? See, we're still grabby.
Stop that.
Monica said we were already approved to get the puppy.
Oh, you're approved, but that doesn't mean you're approved.
I'm sorry, what? Please have a seat, this might take a while.
So you have a yard, is that correct? Yes, we have a large, fenced-in yard.
Hmm, and this yard, as you call it, is it outdoors? They usually are.
Well, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Chicago is called the Windy City, and Franklin here is very light.
He could get blown into the lake in that big, drafty yard of yours.
We would never let that happen.
Oh, so you can control the weather, too? Lindy! Okay.
Okay.
Look, let me be honest with you.
Sure, he seems cute and little and harmless, but the truth is, this puppy is a nightmare.
He whimpers all night, chews everything he sees, and he's developed a bad habit of sleeping on the bed.
Hey, why don't you take him outside for a few minutes? What? Sure.
Come on, pal.
Pal? Oh, you're best friends now? Lindy, I see what's going on.
There's nothing going on.
I just don't think we should hand him over to the first family that wants him.
Or is it that you've fallen in love with Franklin and don't want to let him go? Of course, I've fallen in love with him.
And he feels the same way about me.
He didn't tell you this, did he? No.
But I know he's not gonna be happy with just anyone.
I can't see Franklin.
I can't see Franklin! Hey, Lind, Lindy, look, look.
You know you can't keep him.
That's not a part of the deal.
You're just taking care of Franklin until he finds his forever family.
And I think he just did.
I know, you're right.
You did a really great job with him.
Thanks.
Hey, how did you become the wise one? No idea.
Just ride it out, it won't last.
Betty, we need to talk about a few things.
Number One, I'm not happy.
Number Looks like you're stuck on one.
Two, I want to get out of the back room.
You just did.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Now get back there.
No.
No? No.
No? No.
No? I can do this all day.
I got till seven.
Going to hot yoga.
Getting my sweat on.
Betty, I'm a good employee.
I work hard.
And if you don't like it, you can fire me.
Is that so? Yes, it is.
Well, let me tell you something.
Nobody talks to Betty that way.
Because if you do, you know what you get? - What? - A raise.
Fine, I What? I'm giving you a raise.
You've got backbone.
Betty likes backbone.
She does? I mean, you do? Betty also like pierogies, but that's a topic for another day.
I also want to work out front.
I can make that happen.
Okay, let's shake on it.
You, too? Somebody's got to cut the fruit when you're not here.
Hey.
You okay? Yeah.
I just miss Franklin.
Oh, look, they sent me a picture of him with the twins.
Oh, that's sweet.
It kind of looks like us with our old dog, Larry.
It was Harry.
No wonder he never came when I called him.
I just didn't realize how hard fostering would be.
Well, at least you won't have to go through that again.
What do you mean? I just thought, you're so sad, you wouldn't want to foster another pup.
Are you kidding? I already called Monica.
Here is my next dog.
Her name is Ida.
She's half Pekingese, half poodle.
She's a peeka-poo.
You said poo.
Hit it! Ladies and gentlemen, supermodel Garrett is wearing the newest thing in male fashion from the house of Kang-Delfano, the boy romper, or as we call it The bomper.
When you're clueless about what to wear, reach for the bomper.
We've taken the guesswork out of knowing what pants goes with what shirts by sewing them together.
Proving once again why Jasmine rhymes with fashion.
Hold on, Jasmine-fashion? That doesn't rhyme.
You got to say it fast.
Jasmine-fashion, Jasmine-fashion, Jasmine-fashion.
Jasmine-fashion.
That was fun.
Now let's do "Peter Piper.
" Hey, guys, where's the zipper on this thing? There is no zipper.
We might have a problem.
I'll go get a wee-wee pad.
Dad.