Lip Sync Battle UK (2016) s02e03 Episode Script

1 MUSIC: 20th Century Boy - T.
Rex Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like Robin Hood But it's plain to see you were meant for me I'm your boy, your 20th century toy CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Tonight, it's all about survival of the fittest which reminds me it's time to introduce my co-host, it's the gorgeous Mel B! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well, welcome to Lip Sync Battle UK! CHEERING The game is simple.
Two stars lip-sync two songs and the audience decide who did it best.
The mics may be off, but the battle is definitely on! - CHEERING - Come on! Here to help me as always is the keeper of the belt, my main man, Professor Green! CHEERING - How are you doing? - Very good.
Mel, your hair looks wicked.
It keeps on getting caught on my earrings.
- I've got rings everywhere.
- It matches your dress.
I know.
I thought I'd give a bit of an - effort tonight.
- I should make an effort.
You do.
Doesn't he look lovely? He always looks good, doesn't he? Tonight, our two stars are not just battling it out for pride.
They are battling to get their hands on the biggest prize in showbiz - our Lip Sync Battle Championship belt! First up, some know her as a loose woman, but I just know her as being gorgeous and glamorous.
Give it up for Katie Price! CHEERING OK, now she's facing a man who has rowed across the Atlantic and run across the Sahara, but is he up for this challenge? Let's find out.
- It's Ben Fogle! - CHEERING The energy is on fire! Now, how are you both feeling about tonight? Obviously, he's done his homework, rehearsing, got all the words.
I'm just here to have fun, you guys! - CHEERING - How about you? I think Katie's hustling me a little bit.
She's been saying she doesn't know the words, but it's all an act.
I'm a blagger.
You're a goody-two-shoes by the sounds of it.
Now let me ask you this.
- Do you think you can win it, Katie? - I'll try my best.
Do you think you can win it? You have to go in with a positive attitude.
I have no idea what Katie's going to give me tonight.
- What do you want from me, Ben? - Oh, my God! - CHEERING - Pro Green, what are you expecting from these two tonight? It's a war of the sexes, it's a battle of the classes.
As a man who has achieved all that you have, I don't doubt that you have come here extremely prepared, but Katie is no bloody pushover.
I don't think you're gonna have an easy ride.
Well, let's get on with it.
I have decided who goes up first and I've chosen the person with the biggest balls, - so that's you, Katie.
- LAUGHTER Ben, take a seat in our VIP bar.
Get yourself a drink.
Katie, Katie, Katie, what song are you going to be doing for us? - Humps.
- Humps? Black Eyed Peas? Black Eyed Peas, Humps? Why have you chosen Humps? Cos you have gorgeous humps? I've tried to cover them, but, hopefully, that little hump will come out.
First up, with My Humps, it's the sexy Katie.
CHEERING MUSIC: My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm gonna get, get, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump My hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps Check it out I drive these brothers crazy I do it on the daily They treat me really nicely They buy me all these ices Dolce and Gabbana Fendi and then Donna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother, I ain't askin' They say they love my ass in Seven Jeans, True Religion I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no, I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstratin' My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps My hump, my hump, my hump My humps, they got you She's got me spendin' Oh, spending all your money on me And spending time on me She's got me spendin' Oh, spending all your money on me Upon me, on me What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? I'm gonna get, get, get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump What you gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans? I'm gonna make, make, make, make you scream, make you scream, make you scream Cos of my humps My hump, my hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OK, Katie.
So, you did give it some.
You got your humps and your bumps and you had this going on.
How did thatfeel? You can tell I'm not even a dancer.
I can't even freestyle.
Yeah, you can.
She did a good job, didn't she? CHEERING Ben, you've seen your competition.
Are you a little bit worried? - She was using her assets, wasn't she? - She was.
So, are you worried or not? - No.
- I knew you wouldn't be.
Cockiness gets you nowhere, does it, ladies and gentlemen? Pro Green, what did you think of Katie's performance? I was worried it would be a bit of a bumpy road, but you had a smooth one.
- Did you see what I did there? - I like it.
- Katie, go and get yourself a drink at the bar.
- I need one.
Ben, you are up next.
- Well done, well done.
- APPLAUSE So, have you got a few surprises up your sleeve? You've seen what Katie's done.
What are we going to expect, without giving too much away? I've been giving it all this, but I am a bit worried, to be honest.
I have put in a bit of preparation.
- I might surprise you with the song.
- What song is it? I have gone for Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus.
Performing Party In The USA, - take it away, it's Ben! - CHEERING MUSIC: Party In The USA - Miley Cyrus I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan Welcome to the land of fame excess Am I gonna fit in? Jumped in a cab, here I am for the first time, look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign This is all so crazy Everybody seems so famous My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick Too much pressure and I'm nervous That's when the taxi man turned on the radio and a Jay-Z song was on And a Jay-Z song was on And a Jay-Z song was on So I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away I'm noddin' my head like, yeah I'm movin' my hips like, yeah I put my hands up, they're playing my song, I know I'm gonna be OK Yea-ea-eah It's a party in the USA Yea-ea-eah It's a party in the USA Get to the club in my taxicab Everybody's looking at me now Like "who's that chick that's rockin' kicks? "She gotta be from out of town" So hard with my girls not around me It's definitely not a Nashville party Cos all I see are stilettos I guess I never got the memo My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick Too much pressure and I'm nervous That's when the DJ dropped my favourite tune and a Britney song was on And a Britney song was on! And a Britney song was on! CHEERING Wow! I have to say, you definitely took it to the next level.
Listen, a bit of Miley Cyrus, it lifts the spirits, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
Do you think you've clearly put Katie out of the running with that performance? I think I'm waiting for the main number.
- That's where I'm gonna pull out all the stops.
- OK then.
Katie, I like the fighting talk.
Let me ask you.
Do you think he made a convincing Miley Cyrus lip sync? All I'm going to say to you is never underestimate Pricey, big boy! CHEERING So, are you saying you're pretty confident heading into round two? I must say that was very, very good, but I challenge you to the next round, hey! There we go.
This is the man.
I want to know what he thinks.
What did you make of Ben? I was worried that all that running might have left you with stiff hips, - but you managed to move them.
- Very active.
Way too many clothes for a Miley Cyrus song.
Are you saying you want to see him naked ish? CHEERING Time for a break now, but don't go anywhere because things get serious as these two pull out all the stops to get their hands on this belt in the next round of Lip Sync Battle UK! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle UK.
Now, so far tonight, Ben got the party started.
And Katie gave her competition the hump.
Time for round two where our stars up their game.
First to take the stage is Katie and I hear she's been working around the clock to beat Ben.
Ben Fogle is so bloody boring.
He even speaks like he's got a plum in his fucking mouth.
POSH ACCENT: Hello, my name's Ben Fogle.
Cos I, like, go in the ponds on my little, fucking blow-up, fucking paddle.
Who gives a shit? I've looked in all the magazines.
I can't find him anywhere.
Has Ben been in the jungle? What jungle has he been in? Mine? Grr! An explorer? So, he's like my kids.
He just likes to play outside.
I'm on Twitter.
Oh, how cute! He's only got 150,000 followers.
What a wanker! Course he's in 'ere, ain't he? You can have your five minutes, you absolute toss! You're going down, Pricey! Why do you need to take pictures of him? They're not gonna go anywhere.
It's me! It's me you want! Me, me, me! Dickhead! You know, I've been around 23 years.
I'm like royalty in this industry.
Royalty! Ben is just a Poundland version of Bear Grylls.
He's a pretty obnoxious shithead.
All I say to you, Ben, is see you next Tuesday! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE MUSIC: Nine To Five - Dolly Parton Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition And yawn and stretch and try to come to life Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' Out on the street the traffic starts jumpin' For folks like me on the job from nine to five Workin' nine to five What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind and they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it Nine to five, for service and devotion You would think that I Would deserve a fat promotion Want to move ahead but the boss won't seem to let me I swear sometimes that man is out to get me Ooh-ooh-ooh They let you dream just to watch 'em shatter You're just a step on the boss man's ladder But you got dreams he'll never take away You're in the same boat with a lot of your friends Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in And the tide's gonna turn and it's all gonna roll your way Workin' nine to five What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind and you never get the credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What a bitch! She threw the bin at me.
You properly got me.
How did you feel doing that? I've got no knickers on and jumping around like that wasn't good.
LAUGHTER What, what I'm more concerned about this.
Can I just say something? I promise you, these really aren't my own.
Honestly, it is No, it's not.
That is not Did you see that, Pro? Did you see that? - I saw it.
- It's all right, guys.
You can put your pecker in it any time.
- CHEERING - I'm joking.
It's a family show! - No, it's not a family show.
- Oh, yeah, fuck it, yeah, put it in there! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think you've done enough to win? Look, I tried.
- You did.
- It took me hours to look like this.
It's up to you guys.
If you want the professional, the guy who, like, done it for hours, mastered it, let him do it.
You know me, I'm like you guys.
We're braggers, ain't we? APPLAUSE - Ben, what did you think of Katie's performance? - That was amazing.
You look the part.
It's good.
Your first one, you were amazing, but let's see if you can shake your ass on the next one.
OK, Pro, what did you make of Katie's right now? There were a couple of highlights.
You know, I said you wouldn't be a pushover.
I didn't think you'd take it laying down, but the fucking flirting going on between you two! It's all right, Ben.
You can bend over.
Ben, this is what you've got to beat.
Let's take a look at how you got ready for tonight, shall we? My natural habitat is out there.
I spend seven months of each year in the wilderness, sleeping in a hammock or a tent, but this is another great adventure.
KNOCKS ON DOOR I don't suppose you've got some blister plasters, do you? I am very competitive.
Will I be disappointed if I get beaten by Katie Price? Uh-huh! As an adventurer, when nature calls, I just go.
If I'm on that stage and I need to go, everyone had better look away.
I know what you're thinking.
I didn't have any of this.
I just use these.
It's not as abrasive.
HE CHANTS When I was in Haiti, I actually met a witch doctor who taught me the art of voodoo.
It's a beautiful skill to have.
Hello, Katie.
Can you feel this? - Aagh! I just got a little prick in me.
- You're You're a stinky pants! Over the years, I've climbed a couple of peaks myself and funnily enough, Katie Price is famous for her own peaks.
- Aagh! - Katie Price should be worried because I'm proper crazy, me, completely mental! In fact, some may say I'm bonkers.
MUSIC: Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal I wake up, every day is a daydream Everything in my life ain't what it seems I wake up just to go back to sleep I act real shallow but I'm in too deep All I care about is sex and violence, a heavy bassline is my kind of silence Everybody says I gotta get a grip, but I let sanity give me the slip Bonkers! Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free I'm just livin' my life There's nothin' crazy about me Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free Man, I'm just livin' my life There's nothin' crazy about me Yeah, man I'm back in the floor now Back in, back in Back in I wake up, every day is a daydream Everything in my life ain't what it seems I wake up just to go back to sleep I act real shallow but I'm in too deep All I care about is sex and violence, a heavy bassline is my kind of silence Everybody says I gotta get a grip, but I let sanity give me the slip Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free Man, I'm just livin' my life There's nothin' crazy about me Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free Man, I'm just livin' my life There's nothin' crazy about me! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well, well, well! Who knew you were a Dizzee Rascal fan? CHEERING I'm a bit shocked.
I actually am.
You were properly givin' it some.
You've got the swag going on and everything.
I love a bit of Dizzee Rascal.
I've listened to him all over the world while I travel.
- Just say his name for me, please.
- Dizzee Rascal.
MIMICS POSH VOICE: Dizzee Raah-scal.
What was it like watching Ben? Can I say something? You never expect you to do that.
- You've definitely worked hard.
That's fantastic.
- CHEERING Now, Pro Green, we've had some unforgettable performances tonight.
Were you bonkers for Ben? Or was the Pricey right? I think Ben's performance was bonkers, but you'd be crazy not to put your money on Katie.
I think it's gonna be a tough one.
I can't call it this time.
It's going to be a very tough one, but you were both brilliant.
I was tired just watching that! We're going to find out pretty soon because it comes down to the nitty-gritty now.
Let's see who will be crowned Lip Sync Battle Champion tonight.
Katie, come down and join me.
And Professor Green, the belt, please.
So, we've heard what Pro Green thinks, but, audience, the only opinion that matters is yours.
Here we go.
It's up to you lot.
Is the winner Ben? LOUD CHEERING OK, I got that one.
Or is the winner Katie? CHEERING So, the winner and Lip Sync Battle UK Champion is Ben! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Left you for dust.
- Well done.
How are you feeling, Katie? You lost, but you had fun? What I'm feeling is Let go one sec.
What I'm feeling is - I'm gonna fucking blag one.
See you later! - LAUGHTER No, you did deserve it.
You know what I love? Because he likes grasshoppers and all that kind of thing and you don't normally see him doing Bonkers, Bonkers, Bonkers, whatever, you really deserve it.
- Thank you.
- He's quite fit as well.
Very fit.
How do you feel about being the winner? Listen, thank you, guys.
A big hand to you! - APPLAUSE - Thank you.
Thank you.
- Katie and Ben, thank you.
- Well done.
Well done.
That was a mental battle.
I've never seen such chemistry between contestants before.
They are a bit saucy.
That's all we've got time for tonight, but we'll be back soon for our next Lip Sync Battle, so until then, it's bye from me.
- And goodbye from me.
- BOTH: Good night!