Masters of Horror (2005) s02e03 Episode Script

MASTERS OF HORROR Season 02 Episode 03 Do you even care this'll hurt mom? Well,mom never has to worry about me screwing over her and lisa.
The batteries died,dad.
Shit,man! Thanks,justin.
I was over 50,000 in.
I had infinite blood supply.
Now find my old man and rip his throat out.
Yeah,you know what?If they listen to you and come jumpin' out of the screen,I'm outta here.
They won'T.
I want it too much.
Look,man.
You know what my momma says? Yeah,usually something stupid.
She says you can't pick blood, but you can always pick your friends.
But to hell with your old man,all right? I thought we were s'posed to be doin'somethin' special tonight! Yeah,man,we were!But-- then don't let your old manmake you bitch up.
Fucking bitch-- Yeah.
You know--all right,we'll see who the bitch is.
You ever seen a dead guy? What,you mean like--a real live dead guy? Nope.
You want to? Sure,I guess.
Uh--I could do some creepy shit.
So where do you plan to see a dead guy? Oh,brother.
Damn.
I guess you were serious.
Yeah.
My dumb-ass cousin works at night here.
Alone.
Billy redford's in there.
Billy? Killed-in-a-car-accident billy? Yeah.
Billy who always used to give a shit.
Damn.
Billy redford.
Look,I-I-I I don't know,justin.
Dead people just ain'tmy thing,man.
They're in all the games we play.
Really dead? Images created by geeks.
You know why we should do this? So that every time your stupid brothers pick on you,or call you a white geek,dipped in chocolate,dipped in chocolate, or every time my old man tells me I'm not worth the shit on his shoe, at least we can both say we're not billy redford.
You just had to remember what my dumbass brother said,huh? I guess the only thing missin' now is a black cat and shit that creaks.
Uh--knocking works.
Man,I think you got a little pussy leakin' outta you.
Man,can't nobody hear that! What was that? James! Shh! James! Just call him,man.
What? Call him! I left my cell at home.
James! Place like this,we'll probably bump into a crackhead robbin' your cousin with a rusty-ass knife.
"Bitch! Gimme your money before I cut your eyes out!" Damn,it's dark in here.
Dead people don't need light.
I'm gonna leave the door open, just in case we need to bounce fast.
Fast,why? I don't know.
This shit's kinda cool,right? Justin? I swear,man.
If you set this up,and your cousin comes jumpin' out,tryin' to scare me, he's gettin' knocked out flat on his ass,man.
there's nothin' to be scared-- Oh,shit! It's not funny,man.
Who's leakin' now? Ass,justin.
Oh-- come on.
I'm gonna look for a light switch.
Great.
Light switch doesn't work.
Yeah,this is james' stuff.
He's here somewhere.
Dude,are you sure your cousin's gonna let us look at the body? Not a good question.
Like,maybe we should just look for the body first.
I mean-- that way,if he kicks us out-- mission accomplished.
Too bad we're not here to see my dad.
Dude,what exactly did your dad say to piss you off so much? Hey.
This is like straight out of vengeance of doom.
More like doom 3.
You wanna see if somebody's inside? They're coming to get you,barbara! Thought you weren't scared.
Look.
I'm not,all right? Just don't want the 2-for-1 special.
We came to see billy redford.
Let's just see him.
Fine.
Whatever.
So you're not gonna talk about your old man? He wants me and lisa to get to know his fiancéE.
His ex-fucking secretary he left my mother for.
Damn,that's foul.
Yeah,he wants us to be some sort of a family unit.
What the hell does he thinkme,my mom,and the brat are? Three ugly people? What the hell are you talkin' about? Your family looks like rejects from good times.
Man,kiss my ass.
Hear that? Music.
Maybe that's why he can't hear us.
You know, they say some dudes who work in places like this sometimes do things to the bodies.
Yeah.
Maybe,uh-- we should come back another time.
You know what's funny? In a video game,this is the boring part.
Oh,dude.
The coffin.
Wasn't it closed? I knew it.
Man,I knew you and your cousin were tryin' to pull some shit.
I knew it! This wasn't planned,was it? We're out of here now.
Oh,shit! -Man,open it! -Yeah,good idea,stupid.
Man,come on! Jeff,you're fucking with us!Cut it out! Hey,hey.
Let's just try the back.
Come on.
Come on! Man,I don't wanna have to fuck somebody up,man! Oh,shit-- oh,shit-- oh,shit-- Hey,where in the hell is that music comin' from? Fuckup,right? Up.
Which way? Well,that shit doesn't happen in the light.
Just remember this whole thing was your idea.
Dude,look.
Is that blood? Oh,shit-- oh,shit,justin!Look! Look I think she's dead.
Dude,swear you're not tryin' to make me piss myself.
Nah,this is way beyond what I'd do.
Why is she only halfway made up? I don't know.
Why don't you ask her? Dude-- We're gonna get out of here.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
What if something happens to you? That one's closer.
Feel for the light switch.
I can't see shit! Oh,shit.
Oh,shit-- God-- what? Oh,god-- oh,god,I think I just touched-- Oh,shit.
I just touched him,man! I touched his face! Look.
Damn.
Justin,I wanna go home.
God damn-- where the hell are you,james? Look,justin.
Somethin' happened to james,man.
Okay? All these dead bodies,they don't have blood,man.
If your cousin's the only one workin' here tonight,then that's-- that's his blood.
Justin,man--! It's him.
Redford.
Justin.
Honestly,I could give two fucks right now.
He's the same age as us,dude.
All right,we've seen him.
Now let's just get the hell out of here.
Come on,man.
Let's just go.
Oh,jesus.
Justin,what are you doin'? Justin,don't,man! Justin! They're only dead bodies.
Oh,shit! Oh,my god! Oh god,it's james! Oh,fuck! Oh,god-- What the fuck? Justin-- justin-- Oh,shit-- justin--! Oh,shit! Shit,that ain't makeup.
That ain't makeup! Come on! My leg! My leg! Ow! That hurts! Oh! Come on! Come on! Oh,shit-- Be right back.
Oh,shit-- oh,shit-- Come on! Justin! Come on,justin.
Open the door,man! Open the door! Come on,justin!Please! Come on! Come on! Get your fucking hands offa me! Leave him alone! No! Son of a bitch! Motherfucker--! God damn it,kerry! My best friend was just killed by a freak who drank his blood! Halloween was last month,you little shit.
There's been a murder at the collinswood funeral home.
Yeah.
Murders usually happen before the bodies get to the funeral home.
You gotta help me!My best friend just got his throat torn out at the collinswood funeral home! You know,it's illegal to crank-call 911.
Yeah? Dad.
It's justin.
I need your help-- Jeez,it's late!Call me tomorrow-- dad! I need your help! Aw,for cryin' out loud-- call help--! Asshole! Hey.
It's,uh,kerry's mom,sally.
Justin,have my knucklehead give me a call if he's not spending the night,so I'll know to pick him up.
God knows what's on these streets,these days.
Tell him to call me sooner than later.
If he's there too late,he'll just have to spend the night.
All right.
Bye.
Honey? Are you home? It's mom.
Pick up.
Did you guys go to a movie or something? Listen,um-- lisa and i will be back from nanna's late tomorrow night.
And I hope you guys are having fun.
Well,not too much fun.
Okay,anyway.
Honey,I love you,and,um-- don't call me on my cell,because the battery's dead.
All right.
Bye! Mom? Lisa? Who's there? Who is it? Go away or I'm gonna call the police! You gotta be fucking kidding me! Justin.
My neck hurts like hell,man.
Don't leave me out here.
Justin,let me in! How did you get out? I got away.
Through a window.
My leg wasn't-- as bad as--I thought it was.
Justin.
Lemme in,man.
Come on.
Lemme in! Oh,shit,dude.
What did he do? Come on,justin.
Lemme in,man.
I'm so sorry I left you.
I didn't know what else to do,man.
Oh,god I'll call 911.
We're gonna get this freak.
After I get you to a hospital.
Gonna go back to police-- Where did you go? Kerry! What did he do to you? Kerry I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
I swear.
You just died.
I'm sorry,justin.
What? But I'm so hungry Justin!We're home! Justin? Jesus! What happened here? Justin! Oh-- sweetheart.
Why are you in bed? Are you okay? What's that mess in the living room? Did you and kerry have a party? I asked you to--okay.
If you spill a coke,or whatever the hell that is, you don't wait for me to come home and clean it up,okay? Oh.
Would you feed philo some dog food,please? He doesn't like dog food.
Dogs eat with us! Okay.
Okay.
He can eat with us.
But he cannot eat what we eat.
You know that.
It's nothing for you.
Hey,justin! Well,don't look like you just landed in oz.
It's your mess,pal.
Nice catch,canseco.
Hurry up.
Pizza's gettin' cold.
Allrightee.
Smell's good.
Okay.
Okay,sweetheart.
You have to go to your bed now.
Philo.
Attaboy.
Oh,this smells incredible! You want vegetarian,right? Yeah.
OKay.
Hello.
Did it come up?Or am I gonna have to call the cleaner? Philo! You get mom mad,you're not getting any pizza.
He's not getting any,even if he runs me a hot bath,and tells me he's the man of my dreams.
Hush up,philo!That's enough.
I mean it.
How's an olive different from a piece of pizza when they're on the pizza? Uh,you're not allowed to use logic till you're 15.
Okay.
Gang.
We've got pepperoni and vegetarian, if you're still not eating meat.
And they're both loaded with tons of garlic.
Cause I know how much you like that.
Did you miss me? Lisa! Sorry.
I didn't miss you,either.
Just-- Knock it off,you two.
So,justin.
You wanna tell me about this little party you and kerry had? What is the matter with you? Knock it off! You're not getting any pizza! Um-- did your dad call while we were gone? Am I the only one having pepperoni? Guess I should have got the small.
Not hungry.
What's the matter? Justin,you look terrible.
Come here! Oh my god.
You are-- you're cold as ice! Go back to bed,right now! Oh my god,I-- oh my god.
Too much partying,I suspect.
I was not-- I was not rude to her.
No,I wasn't! I simply asked to speak to her.
Was that wrong? Apparently it is! I asked him if you called him while I was gone, and he said,no,you did not.
And what do you think that does to him, when you break your promises to him,time and time again? Okay.
So--you had a conversation.
What happened? You told him what? You and your whore? I don't think so! Listen to me! No,you--shh-- listen to me! He's your 17-year-old son.
Not one of your drinking buddies,okay? Oh,you are such an asshole! You sucked him.
Jus-tin Do him.
Where the hell'd you come from? Do him.
How the hell are you walking? Hurts,doesn't it? What the hell is happening to me? Look,we have plenty of time to talk later.
You need to go back in there.
No.
Justin,you have to.
He's my dad! He's the same bastard that treats you, your mom,and lisa like crap.
I'd rather see him go down,if it means you get to live.
What you're feeling, it will never go away.
You did this to me.
I thought you were my friend! I am.
What--the fuck is--? You know when the doctor says it won't hurt? Well,this will.
What did you do? There.
Now feed.
No If he dies,it'll be too late.
He wants you to live.
Who? Him.
Now drink.
For me.
Justin! Help me Kerry? He's dying.
Why isn't he fed? Because I don't need to feed.
Not-- Hear that,huh? Hear the night calling you? Oh,my little man.
Why don't you just accept what you're becoming,huh? Oh,shit--! Let go of me! It's mr.
Chaney! From kennedy.
The math teacher.
The one who got fired,remember? He got busted For luring those boys into his house,and doing shit to them! They found all those pictures on his laptop.
Dudes like us! Our age! Bravo.
That's an a+ for you,young man.
Should've killed you.
Oh,they did.
And I killed kerry.
And he,in turn--killed you.
Eat me! Whatever happened to the piss and vinegar of youth,huh? Ew.
His dad's dead.
Huh? There are other houses around here.
Yes.
We must find you some--fresh nourishment, before the sun comes up.
How'd you get like this? You're play with the wrong dick or something? Or something.
Bring him.
kerry and I were having a nice little chat about you.
I feel like I know you so much better now.
He was telling me how this all started,because of your dad.
Oh,look.
Don't be angry at him for talking to me.
After all,he is mine,you know.
Must do my bidding.
Do as I say.
That sort of thing.
Blah blah blah.
Anyhoo-- he told me that your dad was a mean,evil bastard.
That he was a-- What'd you call him? Ah! A dickface! Yes.
A dickface.
How wonderful.
here's hoping the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree,huh? Now if you are your father's son, after you feed,once you turn, you're gonna be a lot like your dear old dad.
Mean.
Angry.
And very,very dangerous.
Ta-dah.
No! Oh,yes.
No Hold her down.
Leave her alone! Leave her alone.
Ooo ahh! Whoa-ho! Nice,huh? Nice and warm.
Yesss yes Feel it burn down,deep inside you.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha! Be honest.
Feels good,doesn't it? Once it seeps down through the core of your being, it starts reinventing you.
You'll wonder why you ever resisted.
Want more,don'tcha? Hungry Of course you are.
She's right there.
Feed! Have at her.
Feed! I can'T.
Well,how silly of me.
Up you go,son.
It's all said and done.
You won't miss her.
Did you miss me? Where's my mother? She's at home.
She's asleep.
Go home,lisa.
Go home now.
Okay? Go to mom! You gotta help me! Where are you? Argh! You can't kill him! He's already dead! Shouting,unintelligible if we don't stop his ass,he's gonna kill more people! Hold him! I'm nothing like my old man,cocksucker.
We did it.
We did it.
You helped him bring lisa here.
Justin-- my friend wouldn't do that.
If you even think about going near my family again, Look,I was scared of him.
I wouldn't have gone anywhere near your family myself,okay? Except for your dad.
That was a different story.
Look,man.
You have to feed sometime.
You can't keep holdin' back.
I'm not gonna kill anybody.
Look.
I went to that fucking funeral home because you wanted to go.
And that's what friends do.
They stick together.
You're my best friend,man.
You didn't deserve this.
This is all my fault.
I'm not gonna be like this.
I need you to help me.
What do you want me to do? I want you to promise to leave my family alone.
I want you to promise you'll leave collinswood tonight.
You get as far away from here as you can.
And what are you gonna do? I'm gonna win the game.
Sorry,I'm really scared.
My daughter is 10.
Her name is lisa.
She's about fuh-- God-- lisa,where were you? where were you? Oh my god!Are you okay? You scared me so much.
Where's your brother? What happened to your brother? Please,god.
Make it quick.
Excuse me.
Is that vengeance of doom? Yes,it is.
Do you play? No.
My kids.
I buy 'em all that stuff.
They love that horror stuff.
I'd offer you some,but you don't look old enough.
No,thanks.
I don't drink-- wine.
If you don't mind my asking,uh--where are you headed? All the way to new york city.
New york.
Ever been there? No.
Scary place,new york.
Oh,I think I can handle it.
I sure hope we stop someplace soon.
I'm gettin' kinda hungry.
Hungry yeah.
Me,too.
masters.
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horror Season02 Episode03