Men in Trees s02e03 Episode Script

previously on "men in trees" we're gonna be roommates? Cash! This is not a naked-friendly home.
I want you to meet my gay son.
You set my son up with this man? I am a great catch.
I just can't marry you.
And I can't marry someone who doesn't love me.
* times are hard * * you're afraid to pay the fee * * so you find yourself somebody * * who can do the job for free * * I'm a fool * * to do your dirty work * * I don't wanna do * * wanna do your dirty work * here you go.
Brown per-wrapped movies, huh? It's not what you think.
Oh, that's too bad.
I was hoping to borrow 'em when you were done.
hey, jack.
Hey, cash.
I need to send this, jerome.
Lynn visitin' vancouver? No.
She gonna be visitin' vancouver? No.
She, uh, she moved back there.
You 86'ed the old girlfriend? No, look, there was, uh, no 86ing.
It was a mutual decision.
You broke up? Oh, this is big.
I thought you just got back together.
What happened? Look, she's gonna be fine.
She bought a house down there.
She found a good doctor.
Look, I just - I don't have time for this.
Oh, I-I hear you.
You're not ready to talk yet.
You give a holler when you are.
I'm a fool to do your dirty work what are you doing out of bed? I cured my flu.
Ask me how.
You're gonna tell me anyway.
True.
It is all thanks to my miraculous ginseng chicken soup.
Sick one day, fine the next.
Is that a mai recipe? No, it's a frist specialty.
No one makes a chicken soup like a new yorker.
I got our hitchcock.
Oh, great.
Put it in.
I got the soup.
You - I got 'em.
You want your pillow? Thanks.
good soup.
Right? Get ready with the point and shoot.
Hey, that looks just like, uh george? George! Hi.
No way! What are you doing here? I wanted to surprise you guys.
I'm scouting locations for fat camps up here.
Oh.
Are you trying to tell us somethin'? please.
No, you look great.
It's for a resort.
Come to alaska and watch your fat melt away with the glaciers.
Yeah, not bad.
Ooh! Lucy woo is on that bus.
I know! That's why we' here.
Lucy woo is my cousin! The queen of ice dancing is your cousin? Yeah! She's your cousin, too, kind of.
She visits once a year when she comes to anchorage for an exhibition skate.
China on ice, yes.
I've been trying to get up the nerve to talk to her since valdez.
I am a huge fan! Really?! Hello! you look great! You look great.
lucy? I cried when you fell during the slide chasse in the '92 qualifiers.
I love you.
Thank you! Who is this person? Oh, lucy, this is my son, George And this is my other son, patrick.
Oh! I have so much to tell you.
Come on.
Let's all go back to the house.
Yeah.
You know what? Um, I'll catch up with you guys later.
Oh.
Okay.
Hello, handsome.
George told terri he was coming before he told us? Oh, that's the way it works, buzz-the things we do for love.
hey, buddy, I think your arm's had enough for one session.
Just keep going.
I'm telling you, most tattoos take at least a couple of treatments to remove.
Even with the fancy laser gear they got now, you gotta do it in steps.
It hurts too much to do it all in one sitting.
Listen, I don't care.
Just get rid of it.
* Change can come * it looks like the ice is definitely thinning out over here.
Yeah.
I give this baby about two weeks before she cracks.
Yeah.
You better get everybody up here for the spring skate soon.
Mm.
We don't want jerome falling through the ice like last year.
You're right.
Hey, you want to get in on the pool that, uh, picks the day the ice cracks? You know I can't be involved in any illegal betting activity.
The 21st, 2:30.
Put it in your name.
You got it.
Oh! Chief! Are you okay? Oh! Yeah.
Please.
yeah, I'm fine.
Great.
You know me.
I always bounce right back.
Marin, hey! Hi.
Oh, wow.
Thanks.
No, thank you for your friendship.
Aw.
Annie, that's so sweet.
I - I'm not done.
"To marin frist, relationship coach, "a special matter I must broach.
"Coming up is our spring wedding, "and I find that I'm not letting "myself truly have much fun "until I do this with someone.
"Without you "I'd be a loner.
Please say you'll be my maid of ho-nor.
Of course.
Really? Yes.
Oh! I-I know I took some poetic license with the rhyming.
You are the bride.
It is now my duty to tell you that you can do whatever the hell you want.
Well, I want to buy my maid of ho-nor a glass of champagne.
Well, I'm not gonna say no to that.
Shipped off to vancouver.
You guys hear about jack and lynn? I can't believe it happened that fast.
She really wasn't happy.
They broke up.
Who's jacqueline? Why is she broke? No, no.
Jack and lynn.
They broke up.
He just proposed to her.
Why would they, all of a sudden, break up? It's hard to say what's going on between two people.
Well, do you think he's okay? Why don't you ask him? Well, I can't talk to him.
Why not? Because I'm the woman who was done wrong.
The done-wrong woman does not go back to the bad guy and ask him if he's okay.
Not that he's a bad guy.
Oh, I hate that I'm defending him.
I hate that I even care how he is.
I shouldn'T.
So don't talk to him.
That's it? That's all you have to say? Marin? Yeah? I'm leaving.
What? It's getting weird.
You know, we're sharing toast, having movie nights, talking about whether or not you should talk to some guy? Your point being I'm getting soft hanging out here, and it's getting to be spring I should be heading up to nome.
Help put the boats in the water.
Oh, come on.
You love it here.
I know, but I usually love it everywhere.
Can't start getting attached.
Well, what's so wrong with getting attached? That's the point, isn't it? We're human beings.
We form bonds.
We build whole villages to take care of each other.
Wait.
You're leaving right this second? Yep.
Not a fan of long good-byes.
Look, your house isn't gonna cave in on you anymore.
You'll be fine through the rest of the winter.
It's not just the house, okay? I got attached.
I kind of liked having you as my roommate.
Yeah, it was all right.
thanks for everything.
Well, uh, yeah, okay.
* there was a time * * when you would heal my wounds * bye.
* You were the queen * * over the sun and moon * * yeah, baby * * don't you worry about me * what happened to your arm, man? Oh, uh I tried to get my tattoo removed.
I still got an "N.
" I guess they can't get rid of it all at once.
Nope.
Jane broke up with me, like, three times.
Didn't stick.
Would have been better just to call it quits right away.
Or maybe not.
She'll be back.
I must admit, I was getting kind of used to seeing you two mismatched lovebirds together.
Uh, jack, you should really let that breathe.
Are you putting anything on it? No, I'm good.
Hang on.
Hey, ben.
One last beer for the road.
Hmm.
Seems like I've given you about Look, I'd have been out of here a long time ago if it hadn't been for marin.
Living with her, I got spoiled.
See, women turn you to mush with their, uh, healing lotions and their houses and their whatnot.
Ys do that, too, you know.
Yeah, with a differentet of whatnots.
What is so bad about wanting to spoil somebody? And how are the women spoiling us, exactly? There's only, like, five of 'em in town.
Right, and look what they do to us.
Oh, no, I've done this to myself, okay? She branded you.
You got domesticated, just like me.
Ugh.
Come on.
I just don't wanna see you in pain.
Me neither.
That's kind of the whole point.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna check out.
Head up to my cabin.
Solitude.
Ah, he's got the right idea.
I should head out, too.
Sure.
So you'd like to see the lunch menu? officer celia? Officer dick here, ready and willing to pick you up for a date.
I - I need a couple minutes.
Dinner theater waits for no woman, so get your hot ass out here.
Hey.
What happened? I fell on the ice, cracked my hip.
I'm fine.
Fine.
Well, celia, at least let me get the door.
No, really.
Don't need your help.
Okay.
okay.
Okay? No, come on.
That step is pretty high.
Oh, please.
I used to be able to swing my legs over the door of my cherry red convertible.
Huh? A little step's not gonna stop me.
Oh! Whoa! I guess you don't want help with that belt.
Nope.
All good.
Just, uh yeah, I'll get it.
I'm fine! Fine! Okay.
All right.
Yeah, so dinner theater, huh? That's a pretty big date.
Sure is.
It's my birthday next week.
Yeah, I thought we could celebrate together.
I'm turning the big 4-0 this year.
The big four what? Oh.
So you're-you're- u're telling me you're- you're still in your 30s? Yes, ma'am.
Next week, I will officially be over the hill.
* every night * what is this? This, patrick, is the wedding binder formally known as mine and graham's, which I now happily bequeath to you and annie.
I feel bad taking this.
Maybe you want to hang on to it, you know, for you and jack? What? Now that he's single.
Doesn't mean we're getting married.
Isn't there a part of you that's happy about the breakup? No.
I think any breakup is sad.
And it's gotta be hard on jack.
He's a proud guy.
Yeah, I heard he went to his cabin to hide out.
Do you think they broke up because of you? No! Do you? Yes.
Oh.
All right, enough.
This is not about jack's relationship.
It's about your wedding.
Now let's get started.
"Invites beauty treatments " mm-hmm.
"Designing the wedding favors " look, patrick, there's even a section for groom preparations.
Oh! Oh.
Wow.
Who knew a groom had so many responsibilities? Remember, it's supposed to be fun.
Think of them as "re-fun-sibilities.
" yeah, "pick out a ring, select a tux " mm-hmm.
"Get the marriage license"? This is big.
Don't worry.
Your best man can help you with all that.
Who is your best man? Better add that to my list.
Oh.
* Freeway to heaven * this could be it- my alaskan fat camp.
What little chubster wouldn't look at that view and think, "sensible portions"? Right.
Well, I should get goin'.
Gotta deal with all this wedding stuff.
I got a whole section of binder now and all.
Getting hectic, huh? Oh, big-time.
There's tons of work.
Annie's got marin maid of honoring for her, but I'm still flying solo.
Gotta find my best man.
All right, patrick.
I'll do it.
I'll be your best man.
You will? Why? I'm your big brother, and you asked me.
I did? You were getting ready to, right? Yes.
you two better stop this before I turn on the waterworks.
I swear to oprah.
All right.
I'll meet you back at the inn.
Grab your binder.
Oh, it's just a section.
That's gonna change.
there are a lot of possibilities here.
You know, I hope you're not putting down elmo roots for me.
I'm not.
It's for the fatties.
Good.
Because you're - you're a peach.
You really are, and the fatties might need you, but I'm just looking for a little fun.
I'm not a commitment guy.
I'm good on my own.
I am not asking you to be my life partner, but I was hoping you'd go to the ice dance with me.
We d't ice dance at that thing.
We just shuffle around on our skates and eat some high sodium hot dogs.
Lucy woo is doing the star skate this year, and I thought we'd do an ice dance for her- an homage for the queen.
Okay.
I'll do it for lucy woo.
We need to show these breeders how it's done.
* in your soft asylum * * come to vanish again * * when your thoughts are crushing * * and you're broken again * * and you're broken again * * no way in * hey.
sorry, buddy.
No camping allowed on this part of the mountain.
Oh.
Cash.
I'm not feeling too good, man.
Should have left me out there.
You're sick, cash.
Not possible.
I never get sick.
I must have gotten it from marin.
Marin's sick? She was until she made this soup.
I need to get that soup.
What soup? I don't know.
It's magic.
I gotta get some.
Well, you're too sick to travel, cash.
Cool.
You'll go get it, then? No.
I can't face marin right now.
Why not? Because I was an idiot.
I don't wanna hurt her anymore.
She's too good a person.
Oh, she's not half bad.
She's like the sun.
After a long winter, she's like this force that just wakes you up.
Nice.
You should tell her that.
Well, believe me, the last person that she wants to talk to is me.
What is it with you two? What do you mean? She doesn't think she should talk to you.
You think you shouldn't talk to her.
You sound like two people who shou probably just suck it up and talk.
She said that she shouldn't talk to me? Don't make me go into this again, man.
Just take me to the soup.
You're gonna be fine.
We don't need to bother marin, all right? I don't know.
What do you mean, you don't know? It's a raw bar.
Everyone's doing it.
Shellfish says "unique.
" Yeah, but not in alaska.
Shellfish are like apples of the sea that are alive.
Patrick, I have got to get you to work with me a little here.
I just don't think a raw bar is exactly my and annie's style.
It's in "instyle.
" It should be everyone's style.
Hey, marin! Meet my new best man.
Oh, that's great! It would be if I cld get our boy here to agree to a butterscotch fountain.
Oh, for patrick? Yeah, he's more of a cupcake kind of guy.
What's better than a ton of tiny cakes? Weddings are wasted on the straight unless you and jack walk down the aisle.
That would be a foxy trot.
He's in the know.
Seriously, people have got to stop Patrick, we need to make an announcement- a single jack and a still-absorbing-the-news marin do not a couple make.
Do people think I have no self-respect? Should I have thrown lynn a bon voyage party, too? French-you should have two french songbirds the end of your wedding.
Oh! Don't worry.
I'm on it.
So george, huh? Yeah, he's great.
Mm-hmm.
But shellfish and songbirds and fireworks explode into hearts? I don't know.
He's more like the worst man.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love him like a brother.
I'm starting to think maybe I should do this on my own.
What is it with men? All this "I'm fine on my own" business.
You don't have to survive by yourself.
That's the point of community.
Women aren't afraid to lean on each other, but men always run to the woods.
You're on in three, two, one.
Spring is coming.
Men of elmo, any day now, the ice is going to crack.
My question to you is when are you going to crack and ask for some help? This is you two as kids? Oh, that was the summer we sold wigs made from auntie shen's goats.
I see you got me up here, too.
You're family, george.
Your life is so glamorous, lucy.
Those costumes the hair-it never moves.
It's unreal.
She even has a patented move and everything.
It's all about the "choo-choo" hands.
She even has a juice drink named after her in china.
And a lawn mower.
Ooh.
Yeah, it's a lot sometimes.
Sometimes I wish I could just be here with mai and live a normal life.
And hang up the skates? Oh, I hang up everything to find a man as good as buzz.
I wish I could just quit the tour and stay here in elmo with my favorite cousin.
I miss you.
Oh, I miss you, too, honey.
Well, uh, can you stay? No.
I'm not citizen, and my work visa's up when the tour goes home.
Well, what if we set you up with a nice american man? You know, the kind of guy who doesn't wear a deep-cut fuchsia leotard- someone who can get you a green card.
Just like that? Cousin, this is elmo.
Ten men to every woman.
And a looker like you? You could have your pick of green cards, especially with those "choo-choo" hands.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga - please, don't do my move.
Marin, you home? Jack.
Is he all right? he says he needs soup.
Many bowls of soup.
that's better, sweetie.
Now eat your soup.
I'm not a "sweetie.
" looks like he's gonna live.
Yeah.
thanks for your help.
Wow.
Are you all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What happened? I tried to remove the tattoo.
Yeah, with what, a weasel? No, no, I went to a guy.
I just wanted it gone, but I guess I have to go back and finish it.
Well, that makes sense.
It takes time to heal from a breakup, from a tattoo.
See, it's not so bad to have an "N.
" I mean, there are so many things that it could turn into.
"Alone"? "New.
" See? Endless possibilities.
I've been wanting to talk to you.
Yeah? Yeah, you're, like, the only person that I've wanted to talk to.
Why did you break up? I guess I was, uh, working too hard to pretend that we were still jack and lynn.
It just felt wrong.
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
I'm the one who made a fool of himself.
No, you were human- painfully human.
And I messed us up.
Jack, I know you're in a lot of pain.
I know you need to heal, and I want to help you, but it's not like I can just give you chicken soup.
I would want to give you more and I can't right now.
I get it, marin.
Well, I'll see you on top of the mountain, right? For the skate? Uh no.
This whole thing has been so humiliating.
Hey, I know from humiliating public breakups.
All of new york knew about the relationship coach whose fiance cheated on her, but you know what got me through? Elmo.
They didn't even know me, and they supported me.
This is your town, jack.
Let them help you.
so what are we looking at here, patty? What's gonna be our wedding do? Oh, I don't know.
I wasn't planning on changing much.
Just what if we grow it out and gel it back? Um, I would - I see what you're going for here, but I think our boy here wants something a little more natural.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind something natural.
Okay, what if we went retro, and we, like, layered and feathered it? You know, marin says you shouldn't change your whole look on your wedding day.
Ha! Marin's not working with this.
Can I just say something? Yeah, sure, bro.
Okay, all this stuff you wanna do-the birds, the butterscotch, the blowouts-it's perfect for you.
What are you trying to say, patrick o'bachelorton? I'm your brother.
I deserve the truth.
Okay, truth- having you as a brother has been a wicked ride.
I mean, we're so alike, it's scary.
I think you'd be a great roomie.
Probably a good cook.
Of course.
I even think you're a great wedding planner just maybe not for my wedding.
I just don't think we're ready.
Stabbed in the back by your own flesh and blood.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm kidding.
Patrick, I get it.
You do? You do? I want pinlits in the centerpiece, and you want a single-wick candle.
And ne'er the two shall meet.
Exactly.
What the hell are pinlights? Oh, hey, celia, have you seen annie? We've got a big veil meeting.
She's older than patrick, you know.
Uh, yeah, by a couple of years.
I don't think that makes a difference.
No? What about more than a couple? How about A couple couple? How about that? Uh, what about that? You don't-you don't think a man starts looking at a girl's crow's-feet and starts to wish he'd landed himself a little chickadee? Yeah, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Of course you're not.
You and jack are the same age.
You're not gonna have these problems.
Uh, well, first of all, I think he's a teensy bit older, but second of all, what is wrong with people? There is no jack and me.
is this about dick? He's turning 40.
Mm-hmm.
I'm f- patrick's mother.
Mm-hmm.
Right? You do the math.
Look at you.
You're a beautiful, vibrant woman.
Okay, okay.
Don't-don't get fresh.
I'm just saying you have nothing to worry about.
Well, I look good now, but what about when I turn the bend? You know, how do I know dick will wanna go there with me? Because he's a smart man.
Look, he already landed himself an older woman.
He's gotta be doing something right.
thank you.
That was a pretty spectacular date.
Mm-hmm.
I can pretty much die and go to heaven now.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
What, a fella doesn't get any thanks for his efforts? Okay.
Bye-bye.
Ice queen indeed.
He took me to a petting zoo.
At least the other three guys you set me up with bought me dinner.
This is your favorite cousin, and you threw her to jerome? It was short notice.
I was shooting for a green card, not a silver anniversary.
I don't think I'm going to find love in alaska.
I must return to my cold, unfulfilled life on the ice.
Oh, I hate that you have to leave.
I know.
Me, too, but none of these guys are right.
I wish I could meet a great guy like George yeah, he'd be perfect, except the boy is gay, and he might be a little related to you.
Mm.
Yeah, it's a shame.
It shouldn't be so hard to keep a family together.
Wait, so you haven't met the perfect husband yet, but that doesn't mean you can't have a family.
You want her to get knocked up? No.
Lu, you might not find love in america right away, but while you wait for mr.
Right, why not settle v Mai, will you do me the honor of giving me your cousin's hand in marriage? Yes! I fired george.
You what? I know, I know.
I'm a coldhearted bastard for firing my own brother.
What happened? Well, he's great and everything, and it-it's awesome that we're brotherers, but he doesn't really know how I roll yet, and vice versa.
Well, of course not.
You only met him two months ago.
Yeah, and I feel like my best man should be my best friend, uh, besides annie.
Yeah, I was a little worried about that butterscotch fountain.
And the whole oyster thing? Right.
You've got that who texture issue.
Hey, what would be wrong with mini quesadillas? Everybody loves those.
Well, si, si, seÑorita.
See, patrick, the great thing about you is you are a guy who likes the simple things- the real things.
You make people relax and feel good- that's who you are, so that's how your wedding should be.
Exactly.
Marin.
Hmm? Will you be my best man? What? What? Well, you know me really well.
Patrick, you-you cannot just steal my maid of honor.
I'm not.
Being a maid of honor is a full-time job, patrick, and the bride has twice as much to do as the groom.
Twice as much? Really? Have you seen my list? Yeah, I've seen your little list.
Big deal.
You pick out some music and write a toast and half the vows? Well, you can't even get married without the groom, so there.
Fine.
Fine.
I am so happy that you two are getting married.
um oh, sorry.
He does that.
Hey.
You're looking better.
That soup, man.
I don't know how you do it.
It really is some sort of miracle.
So you gonna come skating with me? Oh, I don't think I'm ready for that.
Come on.
It'll be fun.
Jack's right.
What about jack? He said you're all bright and shiny and crap, like the sun.
He said that? Ah, not the "crap" part.
Thank you, lucy! Okay, let's go.
Everybody on the ice! It's okay.
Whoa! * that was so long ago * Well, how are you enjoying your first spring skate? Oh, it's great.
You have noticed all the snow, right? Yeah.
Well, we take what we can get.
At the summer solstice, we had hail.
Oh, got it.
But just so we're clear, the point of this whole thing is that we're so close to the thaw, that the ice is going to crack, so we're getting in our last skate, right? Pretty much.
Isn't that just a smidge dangerous? A town full of men, marin.
Aha! Yes.
hey, look who showed up.
Excuse me.
* I just had to call you back again * * tell me what to do * hey.
Oh, hey.
You made it.
Yeah.
Thanks for, uh, getting me back out, coach.
My pleasure.
I'm glad you're here.
Yeah, me, too.
Someone had to keep you from falling through the ice again.
* I would still be there for you * * will you still be there for me? * * When I need * * a friend * * everybody falls apart * * look at me, I've been a part again * And now two very promising young ice dancers will take the ice! what are you doing? I'm off-tempo.
I'm off-tempo! Give into the ice.
Remember what lucy said? "You are the heat that cuts the ice.
" Would you mind not talking about the missus for five minutes? Please, you're obsessed.
Aren't you? Not enough to marry her.
And turn! I'm just trying to do something nice for mai.
It's just a piece of paper.
It's not like it means anything.
I know.
It may not mean anything to you, but it means an awful lot to me.
The whole institution of marriage pisses me off.
No one should get married until we can.
The gays, I mean.
You're jealous.
You're crazy.
Oh, you should be committed, saying you don't want to be committed.
I know I said that, okay? I know, but it's just something I said.
A man's gotta protect his heart around here.
So you want a relationship with me? You ice dancing fool, of course I do! oh! it's breaking! get off the ice! Get off the There's my spring blossom.
I miss the big crack? Oh, dick.
we need to talk.
Uh look I'm older than you by a number of years.
So, you know, let's say when you're 60, I'm gonna be and when you're 70, I'm gonna be and when you're 80, I'm gonna be dead.
So as you can see, this just isn't gonna work.
So, you know, you should just you just get out while I can still kind of walk a little.
You think I care? When I look at you, I don't see age.
I see an intelligent, beautiful, sexy police chief with an ass that just won't quit.
Really? I don't care if you're 39 or 59.
Okay, just for the record, I'm not 59.
Whatever.
You're hot, and you're mine.
let me be the ashton to your demi.
Hey.
Hey.
I talked to arty from the body shop.
Yeah? Wh-why? You know, for our "just married" getaway car.
Says he's got a monster truck that'll really make a statement.
We are not leaving our wedding in a monster truck.
Why not? We'll be up high, we can see everything, havehose mud flaps so your dress won't get all muddy.
We'll be making a statement! patrick, I'm not going to let you ruin our wedding.
I'm just not.
Marin! I - I need to ask you something else, but I didn't have time to write another poem.
Would you please be patrick's best man? Please? For me? I think maybe you should say yes.
we need you.
Besides, you were the one who brought us together.
You should be the one standing beside us at our wedding.
It makes sense.
Sure.
Oh! okay, everybody.
The ice officially cracked at 4:22.
the person having the closest time and date was uh, chief bachelor! what?! I don't know how that could've happened.
I don't gamble.
Go and get it, mrs.
Robinson.
Whoo-hoo! Go, chief! You go, girl! Whoo! It's all yours, chief.
hey! Oh, my gosh, look at me.
I'm not using my crutch.
let me help you with that.
Oh, look how sweet! You deserve to be treated like a princess, but I'm not sure I can be your prince.
If I were to marry any woman, it would be you.
But you deserve the real thing.
It's okay, georgie.
We thought it might come to this.
I like you very much, too, but it would be wrong to marry a man I would most cerinly cuckold.
Buddha doesn't understand the subtleties of a fake marriage.
I'm so sorry I couldn't keep you together.
We're gonna find a way.
You could've had me.
That's all I'm saying.
But you only get one shot at jerome.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Well, I'll tell you what- no matter how you go about it, marriage is a serious business.
It's better to wait for the right man than to marry the wrong woman.
So the wedding is off.
But I think the fat camp might happen.
Oh, yeah? I checked the location again, and I think it may be perfect.
But if I go through with this, I'm gonna be around a lot more.
You don't say.
Listen, mister, you only get one proclamation a day out of me, so don't push it.
Okay.
* it's your oldest trick and your cheapest one * cash? * Turn the world to blank * * And the game is done * you here? I got you some stuff.
* Lend your heart out to who you please * * wherever you travel, whatever you see * * don't forget the love you got from me * I always wondered why there are so many men in alaska.
Maybe they take satisfaction in roughing it on the last frontier- a place where even the spring is tough to live through.
* I hope your best is yet to come * but when the sun finally comes out * let's close the book, what's done is done * you realize you're not alone, and there are people all around you and that makes the thaw that much sweeter bachelorton! * Good night, moon, good-bye, sun * even if the spring is fleeting.
* What goes with you is all my love * but now that I live here, I know it's not just the men who are tough.
The women here become pretty tough as well.
* Let's close the book, what's done is done * * 'cause yesterday's gone * I didn't even realize I'd survived my first winter in alaska until it was over.
* 'Cause yesterday's gone yesterday's gone * I could've done it on my own but I'm glad I didn't have to.