Nicklas Pranker (2022) s02e03 Episode Script

I told you already, Mom.
I gave you the 200,000.
You can't have any more now. No more.
I have been nice to you.
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APARTMENT HOTEL
Katerina, who's coming today?
It's Elvira.
She thinks we're having lunch
ENTREPRENEUR
but I went out last night
and it took a wrong turn.
Yeah, we ended up having a fun night.
And action.
I'm the kind of mom who cares
about setting a good example.
I'm not my daughters' friend.
I'm their mom.
Isn't that it? "Hi, there's been a change.
Can you come to Stay ASP to get me?"
-Yes.
-Right?
It feels good and a bit mean.
-There's nothing mean about it, only good.
-I like it.
Okay, we’re doing it.
PRANK VICTIM, TV-PERSONALITY
Hi, honey.
Just
It's
-I went out last night and
-Yeah.
Someone’s sleeping in there.
He's lying on my bag
and he’s taken my coat, and my clothes
are in the other room, and I just can't.
Just help me get them,
and then we just need to leave.
Okay?
Just help me with
Yeah
That is my bag and that one.
Yeah, can you help me?
I know.
Could we just
What
Yes, okay.
Hello, I'm here Why are you laughing?
I always say hi, so I'm trying with hello.
Hi, I'm here with Maria and Joakim,
and we're about to prank their good friend
and partner on Curlingklubben, Christian.
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PRODUCING EDITOR
He thinks we're here to look
at a new podcast studio.
-Are you excited?
-Yes, and he watches the show.
TV AND RADIO HOS
He'll probably spot you
and the actors pretty quickly.
But before Halgrim crosses the bridge
Valeria throws The Potion of Friendship
on the crocodile.
-Can I do that?
-No. You can't do that.
This is pranking on hard mode.
He knows the giveaways.
Luckily, we have a surprise up our sleeve.
-We're doing a double prank.
-Yes, that'll be very convenient.
-A prank in a prank. Inception prank.
-Yes, exactly.
We need to bring our stuff.
Good, guys.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Hi.
-Are you done?
-Yeah, you can just go look.
-Cool.
-I want to see the roleplaying items.
-Awesome.
-Yeah.
Sure.
-These weigh nothing.
-Don't do that.
-Don't touch it.
-Why not?
No, that's annoying. Maybe they'll use it
again and carry it out as is.
You don't do this when you play?
No, we don't have as many figurines, and I
can't calculate moves without squares.
We just need the last boxes.
-This is really advanced.
-You're not touching it, are you?
-I told you not to touch it.
-You're not touching it, are you?
-Don't touch it.
-You can't touch it.
-We've been playing this for years.
-He moved Trinidad!
What the hell are you doing?
-Were you seriously touching it?
-No, we were just looking.
You've ruined seven years' worth of work,
do you get that?
That was stupid.
-It's really stupid.
-Seriously, what the hell are you doing?
-It's really awful.
-Do you know this game?
Sure, I play too.
Do you remember where this was?
It's exactly as you left it.
-It's not because I touched it too.
-Damn it!
It doesn't matter now.
So you'll stop all together?
People who follow us will notice
that the pieces have been moved.
-What did Maria touch?
-A bit here.
-Right?
-I didn't touch anything.
-You were touching these
-Now people are just slinging accusations.
-You're being very sarcastic.
-I'm so sorry.
-You don't get what this means to us.
-No.
Christian, do you get what happens here?
-What happens in here? You do a podcast.
-Yes.
And improv theater, I think.
At least one of you.
-Do you know what else?
-Are we filming?
We're filming right now.
If Nicklas Bendtner is under that mask
I'll bet everything I have.
-Is it?
-I fucking knew it.
That is so funny!
-You're on Pranked by Nicklas.
-Yes!
You were so great.
We need to get to that point
before we can get him.
Because he doesn't know
that he hasn't figured it out.
Because I'm in on the prank as well.
APARTMENT HOTEL
-Hi.
-Good morning.
I thought you left.
-No, I'm about to.
-Okay.
Yeah okay
-You know Elvira, right?
-Yes, we've met before.
-I need the coat.
-Why?
Because it's Mom's coat,
and you're wearing her necklace.
-Oh god, right.
-Shit.
It looks like a good party.
I can't hold my mouth open that long.
Wow.
I just need to get something here.
-Elvire, could you
-What
-Oh, good morning.
-Hi.
-This is Elvira.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Adam.
It's my coat you're on. Can I have it?
-Is it yours?
-Yes.
But I won it. We played strip poker
last night, and I won this.
-No
-Sorry, but you can win it back.
Right.
-Is Nicklas up?
-Yeah, he just woke up.
Wow
-Jesus Christ.
-Are these yours too?
-And that one.
-Right, you need that one too.
Would you get my clothes in there?
Are your clothes in there?
-I don't think it's in here.
-Okay, never mind. We don't need it.
Can't I get you something?
If you wanted a good start
to a music video a cagey video
you just need to film this.
This is atmosphere.
I think you had quite the party.
We were together last night,
and it was so nice.
I want you to know that.
-Stop.
-I went in this morning.
We don't need that. What
-You're so weird.
-Did you make a video?
Well yeah.
-Check this out.
-I'll delete it.
Yeah, you will.
-You don't film people. That's crazy.
-It's unfair.
-It's a prank, don't worry.
-It's a joke!
But still.
-Seriously.
-We pranked you.
You pranked me?
You're awful.
You're just it's awful,
but I still don't think this is a prank,
so should we find your sweater?
But good try, guys.
It is a prank.
It's not a prank.
-Who else is here?
-Lots of people.
Oh, my fucking god
You are the sickest.
I've been mentally sick.
I've been trying to get rid
of the evidence here.
And you
You would.
No, I wouldn't.
What is this? I mean
I was like, "wow, Mom, you said we
shouldn't be friends. This is next level."
-You are so sick. And what a setup.
-Here you go.
What the
It was crazy how you just kept it cool,
like, "it's a prank".
"No no, I don't believe it."
You could tell how bad she felt. Her face
was just stiff. There was nothing.
I'm Elvira Pitzner, and I've been pranked
by Nicklas and my mom.
And it was so fun.
I'm still in shock.
It's an ambush twice.
-Yes.
-I'm in on the prank as well.
One of the things
we know about Christian is
that he knows nothing worse
than one of us feeling uncomfortable.
If we feel unsafe,
or someone does something to us,
he can't stand it.
How are you?
Okay, I think. It was just about
to get uncomfortable at one point.
How about you, Maria? You're quiet.
I just thought it was weird,
but there's also some no, I don't know.
-You're in shock.
-Yes.
The only thing missing
was the clown music.
-Is someone texting good TV?
-No, no
-Sorry, I just needed to check something.
-Are you okay? What's up?
-When will this air?
-This fall on Prime Video.
We can give you five minutes
to talk it over.
That's great.
Fun. The problem is
I've seen the show too much.
I hadn't spotted Bendtner
until the very end.
-What's up?
-I just don't want to do this.
No?
-Can you back me up a little?
-Sure.
So that it's not just me.
Go get some air.
She's feeling really stressed.
What can we say to her?
Doesn't she find that sort of thing fun?
Yeah, she needs a bit of It's okay.
-It was a bit intense.
-Sure.
-Hi.
-Hi, Morten.
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-Welcome to Mommy's Vlog!
-Thanks, Mom.
We have arrived. Somewhere around here
we're having a meeting.
This place is a bit doddy.
-What are your expectations?
-As low as they can get.
MÜNSTER FAMILY
YOUTUBERS
We've never managed to prank him
without him noticing.
-Doesn't this have sound?
-They can see and hear us.
-Follow me.
-Thank you for having us.
Have a seat in here.
He often pranks us,
now it's his turn to be pranked for real.
-It's payback time.
-Yes.
Just sit down there, Morten.
We're meeting with a company
that wants to do something with us.
He's feeling very negative about it.
-There's no great excitement.
-We'll have to dig that out.
But none of us really knows what it is.
To get the best reactions
we won't know too much.
-It's more fun.
-More natural.
-It's real reaction.
-It feels like a lot is on the line.
Yeah.
We're just waiting for one more person.
I'll go get him and be right back.
I'll just film this.
We're in a conference room doing
big business. A typical day for us.
We don't know what it's about.
We haven't done our homework.
-Last man.
-Hello.
-Hi, Nicklas.
-Hi, Naja.
-Nice to meet you.
-You too.
-So
-Interesting.
We don't know anything.
-You'll get a briefing now. I know some.
Yes, you know a little.
The reason why we've invited you,
as I told you, Nicklas,
is to pitch this business idea to you.
It's these Happy Baggies
that we're trying to launch.
We'd like to combine you and Nicklas
to combine the two brands.
It'll work as a monthly subscription,
and the buyers will be sent
this Happy Baggy every month.
It's like a goodie bag.
All kinds of fun surprises.
-So you don't know what's in them?
-No, exactly.
-People love goodie bags.
-That's why
Can you tell us what's in those boxes?
We can try for an honest reaction.
-Okay, so you're getting an LED-strip.
-Are they all different?
-What is this? Caramel?
-Yeah.
Stock cubes, I think.
-For cooking?
-Yes.
And tape. "It's too crazy."
It's like Christmas.
-There are grown up items too, I see.
-Yes.
-We'll not go further into that.
-No.
-Can we come back in?
-Yes, sure.
What do you think?
-We need to check up on some
-Some law.
I've spoken to you manager.
-Yeah
-We've worked on this for a long time.
-We've checked with Joakim and
-You have to feel good about saying yes.
I'd be great if you say yes now.
Yes. I mean, seriously,
we have to strike when something comes up.
I've cleared it,
so can we please just do it?
We've spent a lot of resources
and Joakim's time and
Christian thinks it's fun and
-I won't push anything on you at all.
-Oh?
Don't take this the wrong way,
but it might seem a bit stuck-up.
You're moving on the next thing,
and now you're too good for it.
-Sorry, that was a bit
-I mean
Tak.
Couldn't it?
I just don't feel like it.
Maybe you could sign,
and then we talk about it.
Look, you'll get the signatures
you can now.
-Which ones can we have?
-You can have mine.
-Mine as well. Of course.
-You're okay with it?
-There?
-Thank you.
-I've just ruined it.
-No, you haven't ruined anything.
You've actually been part
of pranking Christian again.
Because this was the prank.
-I'm wearing a microphone!
-Fuck you all! That's funny!
That's funny!
That's funny!
God damn you.
And you're crying crocodile tears?
I've never
That's funny.
-How do you feel now, Christian?
-It was phenomenal.
Good asshole. And good asshole, too.
The first time I was like, "okay"
and there was a bit of a theater feeling.
You didn't find the role players strange?
It's a podcast studio,
of course, there are role players.
But the second time
I did not see it coming at all.
Also because you were
Oscar-crying in the corner.
-My god
-It was great.
-Good, are you happy?
-Yes, very.
-Now we need real signatures.
-Yeah I don't want to.
Hi, I'm Christian Bonde,
and I was just pranked
by Maria, Joakim and good old Nicklas.
BUSINESS MEATING
COPENHAGEN
It doesn't really matter
what's in the boxes.
People just need to subscribe,
so we make more money.
Many forget to cancel it,
and it just keeps going.
Okay, I don't think I'm in.
Would you want to do it without Morten?
Yeah I'd definitely like to hear more.
Morten might get convinced,
and we're still four.
Yes.
Would you be up for making
a small presentation video?
-How about you, Naja?
-Yeah, I can do that.
Nicklas and Naja, come over here.
-We have to remember Naja can't advertise.
-Yeah, she can now.
-She's 13, so she can.
-She can a bit.
-Then there's no problem.
-No.
-You just want us in front of this?
-Yes.
Please read this sign
with a lot of enthusiasm.
Hi, I'm Naja and this is my Happy Baggy.
You can shop this too.
Great.
-I think it's a brilliant idea.
-Exactly.
I like that too.
I'm so happy to hear you say that
because we've worked on this for months.
We can just feel the buzz.
We need to just go now.
Maybe we could have the whole family.
Should I even be here since I'm
80-90% certain I won't be a part of this.
It's great to have all of you together.
You are a family.
Fine.
-If Morten could do this one.
-Okay.
I'M MORTEN, AND I'M ON PRANKED BY NICKLAS
I knew it! I'm Morten Münster,
and I'm on Pranked by Nicklas.
You got pranked, Morten.
-No, it wasn't me.
-Yes, we were in on it.
-Are you in on it?
-Yes.
What? No!
-We got you!
-It was so weird that you wanted to do it.
It was so strange.
-Oh my god
-For once you got pranked.
It was my turn. It's fine.
-I'll get you back.
-No!
-I hope not.
-Oh no.
Hi, I'm Morten Münster,
and I was just pranked by my family
and Nicklas Bendtner
on Pranked by Nicklas.
PRANKED BY NICKLAS
I'm so nervous, but I want revenge
ACTRESS
-for what he did to me.
-Yeah.
LAST SEASON
You're fooling me!
You're fooling me!
He needs to be fucked up, that bastard.
I've really dreamed
of getting back at Nicklas.
He thinks he's pranking Mahamad,
but he's not,
because we're pranking him instead.
He's getting his, and I can't wait.
Come on over here. We're doing it.
-"Revenge on Nicklas", one, two, three.
-Revenge on Nicklas!
-Me too.
-See you!
THIS SEASON
You can't tell it's filtered pee.
-No!
-It's true.
-Seriously?
-Is it your kidney?
Not his kidney.
-It's right on.
-No way!
You've ruined my life.
You're on Pranked by Nicklas
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