Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e03 Episode Script
Poputan
1
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Oh, what an aroma!
I'm drinking it now!
Gulp
This is just hot water.
This isn't coffee. It's hot water.
I wanna roll up and die!
I can't tell her that.
The full-bodied flavor of the coffee
The coffee flavor of the full-bodied
It's hot water.
Yeah, this is hot water.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 3: "POPUTAN"
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Poputan, an educational anime!
Hi, I'm Poputan!
I'm Pipitan!
Today, we're here to get
some milk to bake a yummy cake!
Does everyone know where we are?
Right! We're here at a farm!
Welcome to the farm!
We're here at a farm!
We're here at a farm!
We're here to get
Some milk to bake a yummy cake!
But, Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
I don't know. Do you know?
That's right! From cows!
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
Would you like to milk
this old man instead?
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
Oh, hello there, Poputan, Pipitan.
Sure, I'll give you some yummy milk.
We did it!
Can Poputan do it?
Let's all cheer Poputan on!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Hey, quit putting pressure on me!
Putting all the responsibility on me!
Poputan's done with this!
Poputan couldn't handle the extreme
pressure and had an antisocial reaction.
You might be unconsciously putting
undue pressure on people
when you cheer them on.
Let's all apologize. I'm sorry, Poputan!
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
One, two
Easy enough to say.
Hm, looks like Poputan's still upset.
In times like these,
let's call for the Tepibag!
One, two Tepibag!
It's time for me now!
Tepibag, Tepibag, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Here are today's items!
Which one would make Poputan happy?
Does everyone know?
That's right! Money!
Thanks, everyone!
We can just buy milk with this money!
That's true. The store is over there.
Wow, look at all the items on display.
I wonder which one is milk.
Meat! Vegetables! Beer!
Cheers!
Man, a barbecue was the right answer.
How about this old man's weiner?
Huh? I can hear a perverted old man.
Can you tell us where the old man is?
-Thank you!
-Thank you!
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Hey, now. That's over budget.
Let's cut down where we can.
Poptepipic B-side.
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Cooking.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
Today's ingredient is
bell peppers!
No! It's a bell pepper! I hate them!
Bleh!
Bell Pippier will be sad if you say that.
Bell Pippier!
I'm done. No more Bell Pippier.
THE END
Poptepipic.
Nanachi Ranking.
Nanachi Ranking!
What's today's ranking?
Things I want to feed Nanachi!
Let's start with number five!
Number five, kombu-cured flounder sushi!
Damn shitty anime.
Using me as a foil again.
Look at that Nanachi. They're so happy!
They're already losing it
from number five. They won't last!
Medics, on standby!
Here is the full ranking.
Poptepipic.
-Bang, bang.
-Clamp, clamp.
-Bang, bang.
-Clamp, clamp.
Stop it! Children are watching!
Oh well. Let's do
child-friendly torture today.
-Bang, bang.
-Clamp, clamp.
Poptepipic.
I wanna feed a giraffe!
Wow! It's eating it! Eating it!
O-Oh.
Oh, shoot, I'm covered in drool!
I'll wipe my hands on a dolphin.
Poptepipic!
Good morning!
We're going to make
a surprise wake-up call today.
Quiet now, quiet!
Quiet.
What is it?
Poptepipic.
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
Wait! That running like
a buggy 3D game is so cute!
Wait, wait!
Right?
Pop-chan!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED
I WAS WALKING IN A DUNGEON WHEN
THE GROUND FELL OUT FROM UNDER ME
ALL THE ITEMS IN THE ROOM
TURNED INTO MONSTERS
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
EXCEPT IT DID, DAMMIT!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
You didn't say it right, did you?
One more time.
Thank you for purp
Purchasing? That part? That part?
This seems like it's over now.
-Poptepipic.
-Yes.
Thank you for purchasing it.
Thank you. And actually,
some people are streaming it.
Huh?
-What do you mean, Huh?
-Really?
Yes, really. You can stream it too.
We need them to buy it.
Yeah. Would you buy it?
I'm buying it. You're not?
-Should I buy it? I guess.
-You're buying, right?
Buy it! Buy it, please.
I'm not buying it.
What?
I'm buying Shine Muscats
with the money instead.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Oh, what an aroma!
I'm drinking it now!
Gulp
This is just hot water.
This isn't coffee. It's hot water.
I wanna roll up and die!
I can't tell her that.
The full-bodied flavor of the coffee
The coffee flavor of the full-bodied
It's hot water.
Yeah, this is hot water.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 3: "POPUTAN"
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Poputan, an educational anime!
Hi. I'm Poputan!
I'm Pipitan!
Today, we're here to get
some milk to bake a yummy cake!
Does everyone know where we are?
Right! We're here at a farm!
We're here at a farm!
We're here to get
Some milk to bake a yummy cake!
But, Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
I don't know. Do you know?
CO-.
That's right! From cows!
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
Would you like to milk
this old man instead?
Shut up. Take
your cloudy white shit and shove it.
-It's cuttin' time!
-Yay. Old man.
One old man coming right up.
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
-Hello.
-Oh, hello there, Poputan, Pipitan.
Sure, I'll give you some yummy milk.
Hell yeah!
Can Poputan do it?
Let's all cheer Poputan on!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan couldn't handle the extreme
pressure and had an antisocial reaction.
You might be unconsciously putting
undue pressure on people
when you cheer them on.
Let's all apologize. I'm sorry, Poputan!
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
Everyone, one, two
I checked Twit,
and no one's tweeting about this.
Hm, looks like Junya's still upset.
In times like these,
let's call for the Tepibag!
One, two Tepibag!
It's time for me now!
Tepibag, Tepibag, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Here are today's items!
Which one would make Poputan happy?
Does everyone know?
That's right! Money!
Thanks, everyone!
Yay! FX time! Foreign exchange!
We can just buy milk with this money!
-Listen to me!
-That's true. The store is over there.
Wow, look at all the items on display.
Will you shut up?
I wonder which one is milk.
The white stuff.
Meat! Vegetables! Beer!
Cheers!
Man, a barbecue was the right answer.
How about this old man's weiner?
Dude, it's gotta be shriveled,
like enoki-sized.
Oh my, everyone, can you
tell us where the old man is?
-Thank you!
-Thank you!
Winner.
Chicken dinner, chicken dinner.
-Millimeter Peter.
-Old man chicken dinner.
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Hey, now. That's over budget.
Let's cut down where we can.
Poptepipic B-side.
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Cooking.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
Today's ingredient is
bell peppers!
No! It's a bell pepper! I hate them! Bleh!
Bell Pippier will be sad if you say that.
Bell Pippier!
I'm done. No more Bell Pippier.
THE END
Poptepipic.
Nanachi Ranking.
Nanachi Ranking!
What's today's ranking?
Things I want to feed Nanachi!
Let's start with number five!
Number five, kombu-cured flounder sushi!
Damn shitty anime.
Using me as a foil again.
You can't stop love.
Yeah.
They're already losing it
from number five. They won't last!
Medics, on standby! Standby!
Here is the full ranking.
Na-Na-ing. Damn cute.
Na!
-Hey, hey. Let's go, boy. Let's go.
-Come on. Pray to God.
Stop it! Children are watching!
Oh well. Let's do
child-friendly torture today.
Okay.
Okay, ready? Gonna take out
all the teethies now.
Doesn't the spiky-spiky feel good?
I wanna feed a giraffe!
Wow! It's eating it! Eating it!
O-Oh.
Oh, shoot, I'm covered in drool!
I'll wipe my hands on a dolphin.
Poptepipic!
Good morning!
We're going to make
a surprise wake-up call today.
I'm gonna lick up her toothbrush.
And if they sleep in the nude,
it's going on YouTube
If you loved me,
you could've just told me.
Why don't you ever tell me
All these years,
I couldn't sleep thinking of you.
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
Not gonna!
Nope, nope, nope!
Wait! That running like
a buggy 3D game is so cute!
You must say that to all the girls!
-Nope!
-That's not true!
Playboy! Playboy!
Pop-chan!
Who?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED
I WAS WALKING IN A DUNGEON WHEN
THE GROUND FELL OUT FROM UNDER ME
ALL THE ITEMS IN THE ROOM
TURNED INTO MONSTERS
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN
EXCEPT IT DID, DAMMIT!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
No cheating on me now
-Man, I am pooped!
-I'm pooped.
-H-How did it end up this way?
-When you got so much freedom
-Man, Yuma, you were amazing!
-No
He's lost it! He's lost it!
-My head! My head!
-Yuma Yuma-tan's lost it!
What's wrong?
You love these things, right?
-Huh?
-You love having this much freedom.
This This kind of experience
on Poptepipic? King Records is crazy.
-Crazy!
-King Records is your record label.
They're crazy!
So, Yuma-kun, after this recording,
you're recording a song, right?
-I got some work to do.
-Your own song, under King.
-Hang in there.
-What a What a day this is!
Was that bad?
Man, it's so disorganized.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Oh, what an aroma!
I'm drinking it now!
Gulp
This is just hot water.
This isn't coffee. It's hot water.
I wanna roll up and die!
I can't tell her that.
The full-bodied flavor of the coffee
The coffee flavor of the full-bodied
It's hot water.
Yeah, this is hot water.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 3: "POPUTAN"
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Poputan, an educational anime!
Hi, I'm Poputan!
I'm Pipitan!
Today, we're here to get
some milk to bake a yummy cake!
Does everyone know where we are?
Right! We're here at a farm!
Welcome to the farm!
We're here at a farm!
We're here at a farm!
We're here to get
Some milk to bake a yummy cake!
But, Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
I don't know. Do you know?
That's right! From cows!
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
Would you like to milk
this old man instead?
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
Oh, hello there, Poputan, Pipitan.
Sure, I'll give you some yummy milk.
We did it!
Can Poputan do it?
Let's all cheer Poputan on!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Hey, quit putting pressure on me!
Putting all the responsibility on me!
Poputan's done with this!
Poputan couldn't handle the extreme
pressure and had an antisocial reaction.
You might be unconsciously putting
undue pressure on people
when you cheer them on.
Let's all apologize. I'm sorry, Poputan!
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
One, two
Easy enough to say.
Hm, looks like Poputan's still upset.
In times like these,
let's call for the Tepibag!
One, two Tepibag!
It's time for me now!
Tepibag, Tepibag, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Here are today's items!
Which one would make Poputan happy?
Does everyone know?
That's right! Money!
Thanks, everyone!
We can just buy milk with this money!
That's true. The store is over there.
Wow, look at all the items on display.
I wonder which one is milk.
Meat! Vegetables! Beer!
Cheers!
Man, a barbecue was the right answer.
How about this old man's weiner?
Huh? I can hear a perverted old man.
Can you tell us where the old man is?
-Thank you!
-Thank you!
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Hey, now. That's over budget.
Let's cut down where we can.
Poptepipic B-side.
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Cooking.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
Today's ingredient is
bell peppers!
No! It's a bell pepper! I hate them!
Bleh!
Bell Pippier will be sad if you say that.
Bell Pippier!
I'm done. No more Bell Pippier.
THE END
Poptepipic.
Nanachi Ranking.
Nanachi Ranking!
What's today's ranking?
Things I want to feed Nanachi!
Let's start with number five!
Number five, kombu-cured flounder sushi!
Damn shitty anime.
Using me as a foil again.
Look at that Nanachi. They're so happy!
They're already losing it
from number five. They won't last!
Medics, on standby!
Here is the full ranking.
Poptepipic.
-Bang, bang.
-Clamp, clamp.
-Bang, bang.
-Clamp, clamp.
Stop it! Children are watching!
Oh well. Let's do
child-friendly torture today.
-Bang, bang.
-Clamp, clamp.
Poptepipic.
I wanna feed a giraffe!
Wow! It's eating it! Eating it!
O-Oh.
Oh, shoot, I'm covered in drool!
I'll wipe my hands on a dolphin.
Poptepipic!
Good morning!
We're going to make
a surprise wake-up call today.
Quiet now, quiet!
Quiet.
What is it?
Poptepipic.
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
Wait! That running like
a buggy 3D game is so cute!
Wait, wait!
Right?
Pop-chan!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED
I WAS WALKING IN A DUNGEON WHEN
THE GROUND FELL OUT FROM UNDER ME
ALL THE ITEMS IN THE ROOM
TURNED INTO MONSTERS
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
EXCEPT IT DID, DAMMIT!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
You didn't say it right, did you?
One more time.
Thank you for purp
Purchasing? That part? That part?
This seems like it's over now.
-Poptepipic.
-Yes.
Thank you for purchasing it.
Thank you. And actually,
some people are streaming it.
Huh?
-What do you mean, Huh?
-Really?
Yes, really. You can stream it too.
We need them to buy it.
Yeah. Would you buy it?
I'm buying it. You're not?
-Should I buy it? I guess.
-You're buying, right?
Buy it! Buy it, please.
I'm not buying it.
What?
I'm buying Shine Muscats
with the money instead.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Oh, what an aroma!
I'm drinking it now!
Gulp
This is just hot water.
This isn't coffee. It's hot water.
I wanna roll up and die!
I can't tell her that.
The full-bodied flavor of the coffee
The coffee flavor of the full-bodied
It's hot water.
Yeah, this is hot water.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 3: "POPUTAN"
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Doo-doo-doo, Poputan!
Poputan, an educational anime!
Hi. I'm Poputan!
I'm Pipitan!
Today, we're here to get
some milk to bake a yummy cake!
Does everyone know where we are?
Right! We're here at a farm!
We're here at a farm!
We're here to get
Some milk to bake a yummy cake!
But, Pipitan, what animal
can we get milk from?
I don't know. Do you know?
CO-.
That's right! From cows!
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
Would you like to milk
this old man instead?
Shut up. Take
your cloudy white shit and shove it.
-It's cuttin' time!
-Yay. Old man.
One old man coming right up.
Ms. Cow, can I have some milk?
-Hello.
-Oh, hello there, Poputan, Pipitan.
Sure, I'll give you some yummy milk.
Hell yeah!
Can Poputan do it?
Let's all cheer Poputan on!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan, you can do it!
Poputan couldn't handle the extreme
pressure and had an antisocial reaction.
You might be unconsciously putting
undue pressure on people
when you cheer them on.
Let's all apologize. I'm sorry, Poputan!
Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
Everyone, one, two
I checked Twit,
and no one's tweeting about this.
Hm, looks like Junya's still upset.
In times like these,
let's call for the Tepibag!
One, two Tepibag!
It's time for me now!
Tepibag, Tepibag, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Here are today's items!
Which one would make Poputan happy?
Does everyone know?
That's right! Money!
Thanks, everyone!
Yay! FX time! Foreign exchange!
We can just buy milk with this money!
-Listen to me!
-That's true. The store is over there.
Wow, look at all the items on display.
Will you shut up?
I wonder which one is milk.
The white stuff.
Meat! Vegetables! Beer!
Cheers!
Man, a barbecue was the right answer.
How about this old man's weiner?
Dude, it's gotta be shriveled,
like enoki-sized.
Oh my, everyone, can you
tell us where the old man is?
-Thank you!
-Thank you!
Winner.
Chicken dinner, chicken dinner.
-Millimeter Peter.
-Old man chicken dinner.
Poptepipic.
The long-awaited new corner
Begins now.
Poptepipic B-side.
Hey, now. That's over budget.
Let's cut down where we can.
Poptepipic B-side.
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Cooking.
And now, it's time for Pop Team Cooking!
Today's ingredient is
bell peppers!
No! It's a bell pepper! I hate them! Bleh!
Bell Pippier will be sad if you say that.
Bell Pippier!
I'm done. No more Bell Pippier.
THE END
Poptepipic.
Nanachi Ranking.
Nanachi Ranking!
What's today's ranking?
Things I want to feed Nanachi!
Let's start with number five!
Number five, kombu-cured flounder sushi!
Damn shitty anime.
Using me as a foil again.
You can't stop love.
Yeah.
They're already losing it
from number five. They won't last!
Medics, on standby! Standby!
Here is the full ranking.
Na-Na-ing. Damn cute.
Na!
-Hey, hey. Let's go, boy. Let's go.
-Come on. Pray to God.
Stop it! Children are watching!
Oh well. Let's do
child-friendly torture today.
Okay.
Okay, ready? Gonna take out
all the teethies now.
Doesn't the spiky-spiky feel good?
I wanna feed a giraffe!
Wow! It's eating it! Eating it!
O-Oh.
Oh, shoot, I'm covered in drool!
I'll wipe my hands on a dolphin.
Poptepipic!
Good morning!
We're going to make
a surprise wake-up call today.
I'm gonna lick up her toothbrush.
And if they sleep in the nude,
it's going on YouTube
If you loved me,
you could've just told me.
Why don't you ever tell me
All these years,
I couldn't sleep thinking of you.
Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
Not gonna!
Nope, nope, nope!
Wait! That running like
a buggy 3D game is so cute!
You must say that to all the girls!
-Nope!
-That's not true!
Playboy! Playboy!
Pop-chan!
Who?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED
I WAS WALKING IN A DUNGEON WHEN
THE GROUND FELL OUT FROM UNDER ME
ALL THE ITEMS IN THE ROOM
TURNED INTO MONSTERS
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN
EXCEPT IT DID, DAMMIT!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace
No cheating on me now
-Man, I am pooped!
-I'm pooped.
-H-How did it end up this way?
-When you got so much freedom
-Man, Yuma, you were amazing!
-No
He's lost it! He's lost it!
-My head! My head!
-Yuma Yuma-tan's lost it!
What's wrong?
You love these things, right?
-Huh?
-You love having this much freedom.
This This kind of experience
on Poptepipic? King Records is crazy.
-Crazy!
-King Records is your record label.
They're crazy!
So, Yuma-kun, after this recording,
you're recording a song, right?
-I got some work to do.
-Your own song, under King.
-Hang in there.
-What a What a day this is!
Was that bad?
Man, it's so disorganized.