Spirit Riding Free (2017) s02e03 Episode Script
Lucky and Her Super Amazing and Fun Cousin Julian
1 [horse whinnies.]
[horse chuffs.]
[theme music playing .]
I'm gonna ride I'm riding free So come along, let's go along Come on the journey with me I'm gonna ride I'm riding free As long as I am here with you I feel the spirit within me - Yeah, eh, eh - Yeah, eh, eh, eh - Yeah, eh, eh - Yeah, eh, eh, eh Yeah, eh, eh Yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh -[knock on door.]
-Lucky, the PALs are here.
[chuckles.]
Oh, good, you're cleaning your room for Julian's visit.
[sighs.]
Actually, I'm hiding my stuff 'cause things tend to disappear whenever my cousin's around.
-He's a magician? -He's a con man.
A con man? Isn't he 14? Fine, con boy.
At first, he'll be in here charming us, and then he's out selling my quartz for $5.
Hide it, please.
$5 for your quartz? What a deal! You've got to buy it, Lucky.
Wow, he's good.
I think he sounds horrible.
-How long is he staying? -A whole month.
He left his old boarding school, and his new one hasn't started yet.
Did he get kicked out? There wasn't enough intellectual stimulation at his old school, so Julian's going to one with a more challenging curriculum.
He got kicked out.
-[crunches.]
-Aah! Bad hiding place! [groans.]
[Jim.]
Cora, Lucky, look who I found.
[sighs.]
-[Jim.]
I'll take care of the horses.
-[Julian.]
Thanks.
Aunt Cora! Hold on, something sprouted in my bag for you.
[gasps.]
Sunflowers! Oh, you remembered.
[sniffs.]
Hey, there, cowgirl.
Hey, is banana taffy still your favorite? Um, I've never really liked banana.
And that's why I got you chocolate.
-[Spirit chuffs.]
-Hey, easy there, Flash.
-Who's the bodyguard? -This is Spirit.
He's just being protective.
It's okay, boy.
I'm one of the good guys.
[chomping.]
That was amazing.
I'm Abigail, and this is Pru.
Good thing I came prepared.
Nice to meet both of you.
You know, I almost named my sailboat Abigail.
A sailboat? Wow.
[sighs.]
She was beautiful.
But, hey, show me an Abigail who isn't, right? You should meet the great-aunt she's named after.
[grunts.]
Well, all right, let's all sit down and eat before lunch gets cold.
[Julian.]
Your famous cooking.
Can't wait! May I, RF? RF? Rabbit Foot, because I'm Lucky.
Before you dig in, I'd like to thank you all for having me.
I guess Father got tired of seeing me lazing about, so he shipped me here.
But I really don't want to be any trouble.
Oh, nonsense.
You could never be trouble.
You're my favorite nephew.
A-and Lucky's my favorite niece.
[Lucky groans.]
-[Julian.]
Yoo-hoo, RF? -[knock on door.]
Nice digs.
A bit sparse, wouldn't you say? -I like it this way.
-[sighs.]
Why are you being so cold? I'm not.
[shudders.]
How come I'm shivering? Hope Mother packed my thermal underwear.
Julian, you breeze in and expect me to welcome you with open arms, but guess what.
It's not that easy.
What's the problem, RF? -You.
-Me? The last time I saw you, you bet my whole class you could swallow a bird, so everyone gave you their allowances to watch you eat roast chicken.
You're still upset about that? Tell you what.
Here's your dollar back and another for interest.
Come on, Lucky.
I'm sorry I pulled one on you, but that was last year.
A lot's changed since then, and I've changed.
Haven't you? Fresh start, okay? I'm only in town for a bit.
Don't you want to have fun? Yes.
-So what's fun around here? -[giggles.]
[Pru.]
And this is Dead Man's Curve.
[Julian.]
Whoa! It's spectacular! And aptly named.
Completely aptly.
"Complaptly.
" The train was supposed to go through here, but Dad thought it was too dangerous.
Doesn't it remind you of that roller coaster at the shore? Yes! You weren't tall enough to ride it.
So you distracted the attendant so I could sneak on.
-[laughs.]
That was awesome.
-I almost died.
Oh, I'd give anything to go on a roller coaster.
Oh, you would love it, Pru.
As would I.
So would I? No, as would me.
I? -[laughs.]
What's that, Boomerang? -[chuffs.]
Well, I'm busy the morning of the ninth.
[sighs.]
Let's show Julian Goose Gulch before it gets dark.
-Yah! -[horses whinnying.]
[Abigail.]
Come on, Boomerang! Whoo-hoo! -[Julian.]
Hyah! -[Lucky.]
Hyah! Come on, boy.
[Abigail.]
You're mine, Boomerang.
-Here I come.
-[Pru.]
You're never gonna catch me.
-[Abigail.]
Come back here! -[Pru laughs.]
I just love how the sky goes from blue to pink to shimmery gold.
I look at it every night, and I still can't get enough.
-[sighs.]
Go ahead, get it over with.
-What? I know you're going to make fun of me for what I just said.
No, I'm not.
I know I used to tease you, but that was when you were a kid.
But now it's-- it's like we're equals.
Like friends.
Aren't we? Okay.
We are.
[whinnies.]
[chuffs.]
-[whinnies.]
-[Lucky.]
Whoo-hoo! -[Julian.]
Whoo! -[Lucky laughs.]
[Lucky.]
Yeah! [laughs.]
-[Abigail.]
Hyah! -[Pru.]
Let's go, girl! [Lucky.]
How did he keep it from falling? Oh, I think I've got it.
You know, I have to take back what I said about Julian.
I kind of think he's changed.
[chuffs.]
I like him, but I'm holding on to my wallet just in case.
Well, I think he's amazing.
But I was the opposite of amazing.
"Unmazing.
" There's got to be something I can do to show him I got class.
"Have.
" You have class.
Aw, thanks, Lucky.
But I got to get classier.
[chuffs.]
[Abigail.]
Maricela? Abigail.
I'm taken aback to see you here.
And I'm taken aback to be here.
But I need your help.
Lucky's cousin is so worldly, and I'm just a country bumpkin.
Can you make me sophisticated, like a city bumpkin? Hmm, perhaps I can salvage something here.
Hmm.
Mm.
Hmm.
I always knew you had promise.
-You did? -No.
But it's the right thing to say, which is what you are about to learn.
[exclaims.]
Morning, boy.
Want some breakfast? [munching.]
[footsteps approaching.]
[chuffs.]
Oh, hi.
What's everyone doing here? At seven a.
m.
on a Sunday? We're here to see your super-amazing cousin Julian.
Julian? He's been in town one day.
How do you even know him? He found a bunch of nickels I left behind my ears.
He fixed my teddy bear's nose.
He taught me how to spit.
And I've got some problems for him to solve, too.
[Julian whistling.]
Good morning, Miraderians.
And good morning to you, Sir Julian.
Lovely weather, is it not? [gasps.]
Aah! -Ow.
-[neighs.]
[Abigail.]
Carry on, Miraderios.
[Julian.]
Anyway I'm glad you're all here.
I was about to take my cuz out on a ride to show her a surprise I concocted.
Come with us.
[gasping.]
-[Snips.]
Yeah! -What's the surprise? -Do you own a dictionary? -Yes.
Then look up "surprise.
" -Let's go, gang! -[horse whinnies.]
[Julian.]
All right, everybody.
Are you ready to be dazzled? Ta-da! Wow, Cousin Julian, that's amazing! What is it? It's my dad's handcar? Ooh.
Not anymore.
Now it's the most daring, fastest, "hold on to your handkerchiefs" thrilling roller coaster ride ever.
-Ooh.
-[gasps.]
I'm pretty sure that's just a handcar.
My dad hauls trash in it.
And now we're gonna haul fun in it.
Who wants to fly up and down that hill so fast, it'll feel like your head's not connected to your body? -Me! -Oh, I do! Well, lucky for you-- and I'm not talking about my cousin-- I present you Miradero's first roller coaster.
What do you say, RF? Maiden voyage? Why not? Great.
But we need a good, strong horse to haul it up to the top.
[whinnying.]
-[Julian.]
Spirit! -[chuffs.]
[Julian.]
You fit the bill.
[Boomerang grumbles.]
[whinnying.]
Oh, he's not good with ropes.
-[chuffs.]
-It's okay, boy.
I shall volunteer Boomerang.
It's the proper thing to do, and I always do the proper thing, because that's how I was bred.
A virtue surpassed only by your beauty.
Eep! [Julian.]
All right, let's do this.
-I can't wait for my turn.
-It's gonna be so much fun.
-Hop in and hold on to your hats.
-I'm not wearing a-- -Whoa! -[laughing.]
[neighing.]
[gasping.]
[laughing.]
-Whoa! -[whinnies.]
-[shouts.]
-[laughing.]
[Lucky.]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [whinnies.]
Ah! -[laughing.]
-Whoo! Yeah! [whinnies.]
[Abigail.]
Whoo-hoo! [sighing.]
[laughing.]
-That was great.
-I want to go again.
[Snips.]
You can't! My turn.
Get out! [chuckles.]
What'd you think, RF? It's the best ride ever.
[laughs.]
Careful.
You don't want to make Chica Linda jealous.
Aw, she knows she's my number one girl.
[neighs.]
Me next! Whoo! Whoo-hoo! -Yee-haw! -Whoa, yeah! [shouting.]
[laughing.]
-[Abigail.]
Whoo-hoo! -[laughing.]
Yah! All right! [laughing.]
[Pru exclaiming.]
[laughing.]
-[Pru.]
Whoo-hoo! -[Turo gags.]
[exhales deeply.]
Well, Roller Coasterderos, looks like we should call it a day.
Can we come back tomorrow? I guess you could, but would you want to? Why wouldn't we want to? That was so much fun.
Yeah, but not nearly as much fun as it could be.
-It could be funner? -Heck, yes.
With my improvements, this coaster would slice through the air like an eagle.
-Whoo! Whoo-hoo! -Wow.
Make it slicier, Cousin Julian.
-Like an eagle.
-[inhales sharply.]
Wish I could, Snipster, but improvements cost money, and, uh, I don't have enough.
I'm just a kid, too, you know.
-[groaning.]
-[growls.]
My daddy gave me a quarter when I lost my tooth.
-You could have that.
-Oh, no, I couldn't.
[boy gasps.]
Now, I appreciate your generosity, sport, but that's not enough.
I'd have to get a quarter from every kid here to make this roller coaster the vroomiest, zoomiest, super-boomiest ride on the planet.
-[girl.]
I'll go get my piggy bank! -[Snips.]
Cousin Julian gets it all! Julian! You're really going to take their money? It's an investment in fun! Don't you like fun anymore? Pru, you said you were gonna hold on to your wallet.
-I changed my mind.
-Then change it back! Don't you see? This is just one of his schemes.
Look, I'm not just saying this because I want a faster coaster more than anything I've ever wanted in my entire life but maybe you're a little jealous of all the attention he's getting.
Or maybe you're a lot jealous.
[scoffs.]
Me? No.
I'm not jealous of Julian.
Except I was the one who said the tracks looked like a roller coaster, so it was really my idea.
Okay, that might've come across as jealous.
Perhaps you should give him the benefit of the doubt.
Wow.
That sounded sophisticated, and I wasn't even trying.
People do change, Lucky.
[sighs.]
[Turo.]
Here's my last week's wages from the blacksmith's shop.
-I'll pick up extra work to give you more.
-You can have everything I got.
[gasps.]
Please don't take Señor Carrots.
[school bell ringing.]
-[Snips.]
Bye, Cousin Julian! -Later, you old so-and-sos.
Learn how to spell and whatnot.
So are you working on the handcar today? You betcha.
Hey, boy.
Want to take your Uncle Julian for a ride? [coughing.]
[Lucky laughs.]
Brilliant pinkie extension.
Now cross your legs, like so.
Aah! [grunts.]
Oh, if you must swoon, swoon daintily, like a lady.
[sighs.]
That was so dainty.
[sighs.]
Oh! Aah! Oh, but that wasn't.
And just as I thought.
Julian didn't make any changes to the handcar.
Yes, he did.
Look at this super-amazing lightning bolt.
[imitating lightning zapping.]
[gasps.]
What are you doing? You ruined it.
It's chalk.
That's not an improvement, Bianca.
[groans.]
I'm Mary Pat.
Julian never gets us mixed up.
[gasps.]
I think RF thinks Cousin Julian lied.
My head's exploding.
It should explode, Snips, because that's exactly what I think.
Julian lies so much, he doesn't even realize when he's lying, and I'm not lying about that.
Those improvements will never happen.
[Snips gasps.]
Uh, Julian.
Yes, my friend.
Just wondering, uh, how come you haven't done any of the improvements? Yeah, Lucky says you're a big, stinking, lying dum-dum.
Not in those words.
Look, I'd be out there improving the coaster right now, but I have a mountain of chores as high as the skies.
Yeah, looks like those chores are really keeping you busy.
Can't a kid take a break, bossy? I'm not being bossy! I'm-- Listen up, cowboys and cowgirls.
The second I finish my chores, that ride will be so fast, your cheeks will be on the back of your head.
-Oh, yay! -Wow! [groans.]
You know, I'm not so happy you told the kids I was swindling them.
Then don't swindle them.
-I'm not.
-[brooms swishing.]
They're doing your chores.
You've scammed them on top of the scam.
Just like you've been doing to me my entire life.
[scoffs.]
When have I ever scammed you? How about when we were little and you said you'd take me to an aquarium? I paid a nickel to see a rubber duck in the bathtub.
[laughs.]
It was a blast! You jumped right in.
Your circus was a stray cat in an alley.
Oh, you loved Nibbles.
He bit me! And I'm still waiting for that zeppelin.
Ah, the zeppelin.
Let me tell you something, Lucky.
The folks in the dirigible business-- not reliable.
You're a conniving schemer, and I am sick and tired of you taking advantage of everyone.
It's just wrong! Frankly, this hurts me deeply.
-It does? -Yes.
Why do you think I made the coaster? I did it for you, because I think so highly of you, Lucky.
And to find out that's what you think of me? Well, I, uh I-I don't know what to say.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I forgive you.
I don't know what to think, Spirit.
He made me feel so guilty, but also suspicious and then guilty for feeling suspicious.
[chuffs.]
Glad you agree.
And you have horse sense.
[Pru.]
Three, two, one go! [clears throat.]
Okay, everyone, now that Lucky's here, I have something to say.
Yes! He's going to come clean.
I finally got through to him.
As I was working on the handcar this morning, I realized we need one more part, but we're $2 short.
-[gasps.]
-Now, you've all put in all your money, and I've put in all I have, but the only one who hasn't contributed is Me? Afraid so.
My very own cousin.
How come you're holding out on Cousin Julian? Because the only thing he's gonna do is spend it on himself.
Shows what you know.
After I buy supplies, I'm going to get a new horse to haul the handcar, so we'll get more rides in per hour.
A fine, purebred, top-notch stallion.
Um, excuse me? Well, you see, the stronger the horse, the more he can-- Oh, no.
I get it.
But Boomerang is the strongest, fanciest, top-notchiest horse you will ever meet.
I'm insulted, as is he.
Therefore, we, sir, are done.
Cheerio.
-But-- -I said cheerio.
Yeah, I think I'm done, too.
Pru? But you're the queen of the coaster.
I'm also not an idiot.
Lucky's right.
You haven't done anything to improve the ride, and, frankly, it's just not doing it for me anymore.
Sorry, girl.
-You're a much better ride.
-[neighs.]
You know what? You should all demand your money back, because he's never gonna fix it.
Oh, you think it's so simple? -Why don't you fix it? -Because I don't have to.
I'm not the one who took their money.
Ha! You admit that you need their money to fix it.
Nobody needs money to fix it.
Honestly, all you need to do is add ballast and grease the wheels.
You could do that for free.
And so could you.
But you won't do it because my friends haven't given you their money? Can you believe this girl? She's just trying to keep the money for herself.
-Now who's the scammer? -[grumbling.]
But he's just twisting my words! I'm not a scammer.
If you're not a scammer, prove it.
Fix the coaster.
-Yeah, prove it! -Yeah, fix it! [Snips.]
Lucky's bad.
[groans.]
Fine.
You know what? I will fix it.
Great.
Thanks.
What just happened? I have no idea.
[chattering.]
Ha! Look! With the weight of the sandbags, the car will go down super fast.
Then we'll hit bottom, toss them, and it'll shoot to the top.
Take that, you sophisticated so-and-so.
-[whinnies.]
-Sorry, Spirit.
The car's not big enough for horses.
In three, two, one.
-Yeah! -Whee! This is so fun! -[laughing.]
-[cheering.]
[whinnies.]
-[gasping.]
-[Pru.]
We're going too fast! -[Abigail.]
What do we do? -Jump! -[Pru grunting.]
-[Abigail.]
Oof! [screams.]
Oh, no! [whimpers.]
[Spirit whinnies.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
[Lucky gasps.]
[Julian.]
Uh, Lucky? [Lucky panting.]
[gasping.]
What did you do to my handcar? What did you do to my handcar? [Jim.]
I heard there were hooligans messing around by those tracks, but my own flesh and blood? Unbelievable.
You've been a very bad influence.
Thank you! Finally.
[Cora.]
I was talking to you, Lucky.
Julian, you'll give back the money you've collected, and both of you will have double chores until you can pay for a new handcar.
But why do I have to do extra chores? He was the one who took everyone's money, and lied and-- I'd love to do more chores, Dad.
[Julian.]
Here you go, buddy.
Sorry, can't make any improvements since Lucky crashed the handcar.
Yeah, that's the reason.
But you know that swing over in Devil's Canyon? I'm gonna hook it up to a special rope like a big rubber band.
It'll be like a slingshot that shoots you into the river.
Pow! Cannonball! [children cheering.]
[Snips.]
Cannonballs are nice.
They sure are.
But multi-corrugated rope is a bit pricey, so don't go spending your allowances just yet.
Multi-corrugated rope? I know something that's more fun than anything he can come up with.
[horses whinnying.]
-[Abigail.]
Yeah! -[Pru.]
Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! Whoo-hoo! [laughing.]
[horses whinnying.]
[horse chuffs.]
[theme music playing .]
I'm gonna ride I'm riding free So come along, let's go along Come on the journey with me I'm gonna ride I'm riding free As long as I am here with you I feel the spirit within me - Yeah, eh, eh - Yeah, eh, eh, eh - Yeah, eh, eh - Yeah, eh, eh, eh Yeah, eh, eh Yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh -[knock on door.]
-Lucky, the PALs are here.
[chuckles.]
Oh, good, you're cleaning your room for Julian's visit.
[sighs.]
Actually, I'm hiding my stuff 'cause things tend to disappear whenever my cousin's around.
-He's a magician? -He's a con man.
A con man? Isn't he 14? Fine, con boy.
At first, he'll be in here charming us, and then he's out selling my quartz for $5.
Hide it, please.
$5 for your quartz? What a deal! You've got to buy it, Lucky.
Wow, he's good.
I think he sounds horrible.
-How long is he staying? -A whole month.
He left his old boarding school, and his new one hasn't started yet.
Did he get kicked out? There wasn't enough intellectual stimulation at his old school, so Julian's going to one with a more challenging curriculum.
He got kicked out.
-[crunches.]
-Aah! Bad hiding place! [groans.]
[Jim.]
Cora, Lucky, look who I found.
[sighs.]
-[Jim.]
I'll take care of the horses.
-[Julian.]
Thanks.
Aunt Cora! Hold on, something sprouted in my bag for you.
[gasps.]
Sunflowers! Oh, you remembered.
[sniffs.]
Hey, there, cowgirl.
Hey, is banana taffy still your favorite? Um, I've never really liked banana.
And that's why I got you chocolate.
-[Spirit chuffs.]
-Hey, easy there, Flash.
-Who's the bodyguard? -This is Spirit.
He's just being protective.
It's okay, boy.
I'm one of the good guys.
[chomping.]
That was amazing.
I'm Abigail, and this is Pru.
Good thing I came prepared.
Nice to meet both of you.
You know, I almost named my sailboat Abigail.
A sailboat? Wow.
[sighs.]
She was beautiful.
But, hey, show me an Abigail who isn't, right? You should meet the great-aunt she's named after.
[grunts.]
Well, all right, let's all sit down and eat before lunch gets cold.
[Julian.]
Your famous cooking.
Can't wait! May I, RF? RF? Rabbit Foot, because I'm Lucky.
Before you dig in, I'd like to thank you all for having me.
I guess Father got tired of seeing me lazing about, so he shipped me here.
But I really don't want to be any trouble.
Oh, nonsense.
You could never be trouble.
You're my favorite nephew.
A-and Lucky's my favorite niece.
[Lucky groans.]
-[Julian.]
Yoo-hoo, RF? -[knock on door.]
Nice digs.
A bit sparse, wouldn't you say? -I like it this way.
-[sighs.]
Why are you being so cold? I'm not.
[shudders.]
How come I'm shivering? Hope Mother packed my thermal underwear.
Julian, you breeze in and expect me to welcome you with open arms, but guess what.
It's not that easy.
What's the problem, RF? -You.
-Me? The last time I saw you, you bet my whole class you could swallow a bird, so everyone gave you their allowances to watch you eat roast chicken.
You're still upset about that? Tell you what.
Here's your dollar back and another for interest.
Come on, Lucky.
I'm sorry I pulled one on you, but that was last year.
A lot's changed since then, and I've changed.
Haven't you? Fresh start, okay? I'm only in town for a bit.
Don't you want to have fun? Yes.
-So what's fun around here? -[giggles.]
[Pru.]
And this is Dead Man's Curve.
[Julian.]
Whoa! It's spectacular! And aptly named.
Completely aptly.
"Complaptly.
" The train was supposed to go through here, but Dad thought it was too dangerous.
Doesn't it remind you of that roller coaster at the shore? Yes! You weren't tall enough to ride it.
So you distracted the attendant so I could sneak on.
-[laughs.]
That was awesome.
-I almost died.
Oh, I'd give anything to go on a roller coaster.
Oh, you would love it, Pru.
As would I.
So would I? No, as would me.
I? -[laughs.]
What's that, Boomerang? -[chuffs.]
Well, I'm busy the morning of the ninth.
[sighs.]
Let's show Julian Goose Gulch before it gets dark.
-Yah! -[horses whinnying.]
[Abigail.]
Come on, Boomerang! Whoo-hoo! -[Julian.]
Hyah! -[Lucky.]
Hyah! Come on, boy.
[Abigail.]
You're mine, Boomerang.
-Here I come.
-[Pru.]
You're never gonna catch me.
-[Abigail.]
Come back here! -[Pru laughs.]
I just love how the sky goes from blue to pink to shimmery gold.
I look at it every night, and I still can't get enough.
-[sighs.]
Go ahead, get it over with.
-What? I know you're going to make fun of me for what I just said.
No, I'm not.
I know I used to tease you, but that was when you were a kid.
But now it's-- it's like we're equals.
Like friends.
Aren't we? Okay.
We are.
[whinnies.]
[chuffs.]
-[whinnies.]
-[Lucky.]
Whoo-hoo! -[Julian.]
Whoo! -[Lucky laughs.]
[Lucky.]
Yeah! [laughs.]
-[Abigail.]
Hyah! -[Pru.]
Let's go, girl! [Lucky.]
How did he keep it from falling? Oh, I think I've got it.
You know, I have to take back what I said about Julian.
I kind of think he's changed.
[chuffs.]
I like him, but I'm holding on to my wallet just in case.
Well, I think he's amazing.
But I was the opposite of amazing.
"Unmazing.
" There's got to be something I can do to show him I got class.
"Have.
" You have class.
Aw, thanks, Lucky.
But I got to get classier.
[chuffs.]
[Abigail.]
Maricela? Abigail.
I'm taken aback to see you here.
And I'm taken aback to be here.
But I need your help.
Lucky's cousin is so worldly, and I'm just a country bumpkin.
Can you make me sophisticated, like a city bumpkin? Hmm, perhaps I can salvage something here.
Hmm.
Mm.
Hmm.
I always knew you had promise.
-You did? -No.
But it's the right thing to say, which is what you are about to learn.
[exclaims.]
Morning, boy.
Want some breakfast? [munching.]
[footsteps approaching.]
[chuffs.]
Oh, hi.
What's everyone doing here? At seven a.
m.
on a Sunday? We're here to see your super-amazing cousin Julian.
Julian? He's been in town one day.
How do you even know him? He found a bunch of nickels I left behind my ears.
He fixed my teddy bear's nose.
He taught me how to spit.
And I've got some problems for him to solve, too.
[Julian whistling.]
Good morning, Miraderians.
And good morning to you, Sir Julian.
Lovely weather, is it not? [gasps.]
Aah! -Ow.
-[neighs.]
[Abigail.]
Carry on, Miraderios.
[Julian.]
Anyway I'm glad you're all here.
I was about to take my cuz out on a ride to show her a surprise I concocted.
Come with us.
[gasping.]
-[Snips.]
Yeah! -What's the surprise? -Do you own a dictionary? -Yes.
Then look up "surprise.
" -Let's go, gang! -[horse whinnies.]
[Julian.]
All right, everybody.
Are you ready to be dazzled? Ta-da! Wow, Cousin Julian, that's amazing! What is it? It's my dad's handcar? Ooh.
Not anymore.
Now it's the most daring, fastest, "hold on to your handkerchiefs" thrilling roller coaster ride ever.
-Ooh.
-[gasps.]
I'm pretty sure that's just a handcar.
My dad hauls trash in it.
And now we're gonna haul fun in it.
Who wants to fly up and down that hill so fast, it'll feel like your head's not connected to your body? -Me! -Oh, I do! Well, lucky for you-- and I'm not talking about my cousin-- I present you Miradero's first roller coaster.
What do you say, RF? Maiden voyage? Why not? Great.
But we need a good, strong horse to haul it up to the top.
[whinnying.]
-[Julian.]
Spirit! -[chuffs.]
[Julian.]
You fit the bill.
[Boomerang grumbles.]
[whinnying.]
Oh, he's not good with ropes.
-[chuffs.]
-It's okay, boy.
I shall volunteer Boomerang.
It's the proper thing to do, and I always do the proper thing, because that's how I was bred.
A virtue surpassed only by your beauty.
Eep! [Julian.]
All right, let's do this.
-I can't wait for my turn.
-It's gonna be so much fun.
-Hop in and hold on to your hats.
-I'm not wearing a-- -Whoa! -[laughing.]
[neighing.]
[gasping.]
[laughing.]
-Whoa! -[whinnies.]
-[shouts.]
-[laughing.]
[Lucky.]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [whinnies.]
Ah! -[laughing.]
-Whoo! Yeah! [whinnies.]
[Abigail.]
Whoo-hoo! [sighing.]
[laughing.]
-That was great.
-I want to go again.
[Snips.]
You can't! My turn.
Get out! [chuckles.]
What'd you think, RF? It's the best ride ever.
[laughs.]
Careful.
You don't want to make Chica Linda jealous.
Aw, she knows she's my number one girl.
[neighs.]
Me next! Whoo! Whoo-hoo! -Yee-haw! -Whoa, yeah! [shouting.]
[laughing.]
-[Abigail.]
Whoo-hoo! -[laughing.]
Yah! All right! [laughing.]
[Pru exclaiming.]
[laughing.]
-[Pru.]
Whoo-hoo! -[Turo gags.]
[exhales deeply.]
Well, Roller Coasterderos, looks like we should call it a day.
Can we come back tomorrow? I guess you could, but would you want to? Why wouldn't we want to? That was so much fun.
Yeah, but not nearly as much fun as it could be.
-It could be funner? -Heck, yes.
With my improvements, this coaster would slice through the air like an eagle.
-Whoo! Whoo-hoo! -Wow.
Make it slicier, Cousin Julian.
-Like an eagle.
-[inhales sharply.]
Wish I could, Snipster, but improvements cost money, and, uh, I don't have enough.
I'm just a kid, too, you know.
-[groaning.]
-[growls.]
My daddy gave me a quarter when I lost my tooth.
-You could have that.
-Oh, no, I couldn't.
[boy gasps.]
Now, I appreciate your generosity, sport, but that's not enough.
I'd have to get a quarter from every kid here to make this roller coaster the vroomiest, zoomiest, super-boomiest ride on the planet.
-[girl.]
I'll go get my piggy bank! -[Snips.]
Cousin Julian gets it all! Julian! You're really going to take their money? It's an investment in fun! Don't you like fun anymore? Pru, you said you were gonna hold on to your wallet.
-I changed my mind.
-Then change it back! Don't you see? This is just one of his schemes.
Look, I'm not just saying this because I want a faster coaster more than anything I've ever wanted in my entire life but maybe you're a little jealous of all the attention he's getting.
Or maybe you're a lot jealous.
[scoffs.]
Me? No.
I'm not jealous of Julian.
Except I was the one who said the tracks looked like a roller coaster, so it was really my idea.
Okay, that might've come across as jealous.
Perhaps you should give him the benefit of the doubt.
Wow.
That sounded sophisticated, and I wasn't even trying.
People do change, Lucky.
[sighs.]
[Turo.]
Here's my last week's wages from the blacksmith's shop.
-I'll pick up extra work to give you more.
-You can have everything I got.
[gasps.]
Please don't take Señor Carrots.
[school bell ringing.]
-[Snips.]
Bye, Cousin Julian! -Later, you old so-and-sos.
Learn how to spell and whatnot.
So are you working on the handcar today? You betcha.
Hey, boy.
Want to take your Uncle Julian for a ride? [coughing.]
[Lucky laughs.]
Brilliant pinkie extension.
Now cross your legs, like so.
Aah! [grunts.]
Oh, if you must swoon, swoon daintily, like a lady.
[sighs.]
That was so dainty.
[sighs.]
Oh! Aah! Oh, but that wasn't.
And just as I thought.
Julian didn't make any changes to the handcar.
Yes, he did.
Look at this super-amazing lightning bolt.
[imitating lightning zapping.]
[gasps.]
What are you doing? You ruined it.
It's chalk.
That's not an improvement, Bianca.
[groans.]
I'm Mary Pat.
Julian never gets us mixed up.
[gasps.]
I think RF thinks Cousin Julian lied.
My head's exploding.
It should explode, Snips, because that's exactly what I think.
Julian lies so much, he doesn't even realize when he's lying, and I'm not lying about that.
Those improvements will never happen.
[Snips gasps.]
Uh, Julian.
Yes, my friend.
Just wondering, uh, how come you haven't done any of the improvements? Yeah, Lucky says you're a big, stinking, lying dum-dum.
Not in those words.
Look, I'd be out there improving the coaster right now, but I have a mountain of chores as high as the skies.
Yeah, looks like those chores are really keeping you busy.
Can't a kid take a break, bossy? I'm not being bossy! I'm-- Listen up, cowboys and cowgirls.
The second I finish my chores, that ride will be so fast, your cheeks will be on the back of your head.
-Oh, yay! -Wow! [groans.]
You know, I'm not so happy you told the kids I was swindling them.
Then don't swindle them.
-I'm not.
-[brooms swishing.]
They're doing your chores.
You've scammed them on top of the scam.
Just like you've been doing to me my entire life.
[scoffs.]
When have I ever scammed you? How about when we were little and you said you'd take me to an aquarium? I paid a nickel to see a rubber duck in the bathtub.
[laughs.]
It was a blast! You jumped right in.
Your circus was a stray cat in an alley.
Oh, you loved Nibbles.
He bit me! And I'm still waiting for that zeppelin.
Ah, the zeppelin.
Let me tell you something, Lucky.
The folks in the dirigible business-- not reliable.
You're a conniving schemer, and I am sick and tired of you taking advantage of everyone.
It's just wrong! Frankly, this hurts me deeply.
-It does? -Yes.
Why do you think I made the coaster? I did it for you, because I think so highly of you, Lucky.
And to find out that's what you think of me? Well, I, uh I-I don't know what to say.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I forgive you.
I don't know what to think, Spirit.
He made me feel so guilty, but also suspicious and then guilty for feeling suspicious.
[chuffs.]
Glad you agree.
And you have horse sense.
[Pru.]
Three, two, one go! [clears throat.]
Okay, everyone, now that Lucky's here, I have something to say.
Yes! He's going to come clean.
I finally got through to him.
As I was working on the handcar this morning, I realized we need one more part, but we're $2 short.
-[gasps.]
-Now, you've all put in all your money, and I've put in all I have, but the only one who hasn't contributed is Me? Afraid so.
My very own cousin.
How come you're holding out on Cousin Julian? Because the only thing he's gonna do is spend it on himself.
Shows what you know.
After I buy supplies, I'm going to get a new horse to haul the handcar, so we'll get more rides in per hour.
A fine, purebred, top-notch stallion.
Um, excuse me? Well, you see, the stronger the horse, the more he can-- Oh, no.
I get it.
But Boomerang is the strongest, fanciest, top-notchiest horse you will ever meet.
I'm insulted, as is he.
Therefore, we, sir, are done.
Cheerio.
-But-- -I said cheerio.
Yeah, I think I'm done, too.
Pru? But you're the queen of the coaster.
I'm also not an idiot.
Lucky's right.
You haven't done anything to improve the ride, and, frankly, it's just not doing it for me anymore.
Sorry, girl.
-You're a much better ride.
-[neighs.]
You know what? You should all demand your money back, because he's never gonna fix it.
Oh, you think it's so simple? -Why don't you fix it? -Because I don't have to.
I'm not the one who took their money.
Ha! You admit that you need their money to fix it.
Nobody needs money to fix it.
Honestly, all you need to do is add ballast and grease the wheels.
You could do that for free.
And so could you.
But you won't do it because my friends haven't given you their money? Can you believe this girl? She's just trying to keep the money for herself.
-Now who's the scammer? -[grumbling.]
But he's just twisting my words! I'm not a scammer.
If you're not a scammer, prove it.
Fix the coaster.
-Yeah, prove it! -Yeah, fix it! [Snips.]
Lucky's bad.
[groans.]
Fine.
You know what? I will fix it.
Great.
Thanks.
What just happened? I have no idea.
[chattering.]
Ha! Look! With the weight of the sandbags, the car will go down super fast.
Then we'll hit bottom, toss them, and it'll shoot to the top.
Take that, you sophisticated so-and-so.
-[whinnies.]
-Sorry, Spirit.
The car's not big enough for horses.
In three, two, one.
-Yeah! -Whee! This is so fun! -[laughing.]
-[cheering.]
[whinnies.]
-[gasping.]
-[Pru.]
We're going too fast! -[Abigail.]
What do we do? -Jump! -[Pru grunting.]
-[Abigail.]
Oof! [screams.]
Oh, no! [whimpers.]
[Spirit whinnies.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
[Lucky gasps.]
[Julian.]
Uh, Lucky? [Lucky panting.]
[gasping.]
What did you do to my handcar? What did you do to my handcar? [Jim.]
I heard there were hooligans messing around by those tracks, but my own flesh and blood? Unbelievable.
You've been a very bad influence.
Thank you! Finally.
[Cora.]
I was talking to you, Lucky.
Julian, you'll give back the money you've collected, and both of you will have double chores until you can pay for a new handcar.
But why do I have to do extra chores? He was the one who took everyone's money, and lied and-- I'd love to do more chores, Dad.
[Julian.]
Here you go, buddy.
Sorry, can't make any improvements since Lucky crashed the handcar.
Yeah, that's the reason.
But you know that swing over in Devil's Canyon? I'm gonna hook it up to a special rope like a big rubber band.
It'll be like a slingshot that shoots you into the river.
Pow! Cannonball! [children cheering.]
[Snips.]
Cannonballs are nice.
They sure are.
But multi-corrugated rope is a bit pricey, so don't go spending your allowances just yet.
Multi-corrugated rope? I know something that's more fun than anything he can come up with.
[horses whinnying.]
-[Abigail.]
Yeah! -[Pru.]
Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! Whoo-hoo! [laughing.]
[horses whinnying.]